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it’s over…slaughtering him 🔪 🥰 castext 🤟🏽🪺
he writes like castiel. killing him
he 😇 took 🙏 over 👋 the 🤔 wrong 😳 vessel 🤠
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Headcanon that when Cass first joins the family only she, Bruce, and Jason know sign language. (Cass taught it to herself while on the run because it was easier for her to remember shapes of her hands than trying to speak.) Cue the entire batfamily trying to learn a whole-ass language in as little time as possible:
Dick accidentally signing ‘fuck you’ instead of ‘thank you’ to Cass one day and Cass not saying anything bc she understands what he was trying to say, meanwhile Jason is CACKLING
Dick: What??? WHAT?? OH MY GOD CASS I’M SO SORRY OH MY GOD I DIDN’TMEANITLIKETHAT
on the opposite side, Jason and Duke cuss solely in ASL to avoid getting the bat-glare
Jason knows ASL because of a hard-of-hearing girl he befriended in middle school before he died. The whole situation convinced him to reach out to her and check in (She’s doing great as an electrical engineer)
Bruce, continuing the tradition of ‘language days’ where they can only converse in one language the entire day, quickly adds ASL to the list
Dick finger spells EVERYTHING bc his brain goes a mile a minute and it’s easier for him to reuse the same 30 signs
Except conversations with him take forever
The signs for drinking water and drinking alcohol are slightly different so Jason will consistently use the opposite sign for whichever one he means
Tim is the quickest to learn ASL but also when he’s tired he gets a little bit sloppy with it
The signs for Coca Cola and shoot up narcotics are homophones (practically the same motion), and this interferes with Tim’s love of soda
Alfred: you want what master tim???
Tim, who just wants a coke: ):
Bruce is a bit rusty on his signing and he does automatic signs sometimes without really thinking about it, and sometimes they’re slightly off
Bruce, to Cass, after she asks him if he wants to spar while he’s busy working with Superman on a case: sorry - sweetheart - we - work
What he actually signs: sorry - sweetheart - we - making out
This, naturally, leads Cass to believe that Clark and Bruce are in a relationship
Bruce claims that he forgot that the signs ‘work’ and ‘make out’ were similar but Clark just smirks and calls it a Freudian Slip
Bruce is extremely precise with every sign he makes after that
Tim and Damian start getting into an unspoken competition to see who is more fluent in the language
It escalates into a fight completely in ASL, which is unnerving because usually their fights involve more swords (Damian) and screaming (Tim)
Cass also knows CSL, which is much more different because of the different form structure of the Chinese language.
She’ll randomly switch from ASL to CSL in order to completely confuse the family
Steph pops in one day with around twenty sign language textbooks that she needs to return to the Manor Library
Bruce: wait when did do you even take those in the first place
Steph fingerspells ‘idk’ and bounds away to talk to Cass and Tim
Duke, upon discovering no sign language resources at his school, starts a club to learn with other people. He brings in Cass and Jason to teach them the basics every Friday
The first lesson: HOW TO CUSS IN SIGN LANGUAGE 101
immediately every kid in Duke’s school is hiding their cursing in sign language
Bruce gets a call from the school and (tired!dad) tells Jason and Duke that maybe next meeting he should teach something a little more... pg
Jason is absolutely unremorseful and laughs throughout the entire lecture
Until Alfred enters the conversation
(Next club meeting, a humbled Jason and a delighted Cass teach lesson 2: how to say please, thank you, and sorry)
A random kid in the club: ‘hey isn’t Jason Todd the name of Duke’s brother that died’
Jason: *signs* sorry I don’t really know how to to answer that in sign language
The kid:
Also Barbara is easily the most fluent out of all of them
She and Tim set up a special pair of gauntlets that would translate any sign language into spoken audio so that Cass could sign while on patrol and the team on comms would still understand her
I’m learning ASL right now and I cannot stop thinking abt the mess that is the batfam trying to learn it as quick as possible
#I would like to say that I’m a hearing ASL learner#if anything is wrong or insensitive please let me know and I’ll fix the issue immediately#some of these I have genuinely experienced while trying to converse with my hard of hearing friend Emma#Emma went over this despite knowing literally nothing abt batfam bless her#castext#batfam headcanons#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#batman#Dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#superbat#tim drake#casssandra cain#cassie cain#dami wayne#damian wayne#black bat#batgirl#batfamily headcanons#Clark Kent#dc#dc comics#duke Thomas#stephanie brown#tw drugs#my hc
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hi are you a person studying for a STEM future? Or do you have a studyblr? Or do you just like complaining about how much schoolwork is? Dm me for a link to a discord :)
#castext#mainly for stem students in HS#college#or masters#But all are welcome#studyblr#studyspo#discord#new discord#study with me
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this must be a devastating day for people that just want to search Tumblr for the Twilight saga book 3
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Hey and like. Even if that person ordering the fucking Diet Coke IS on a diet and maybe they DONT need the fucking coke- even if lives aren’t at stake: you still give them what they ordered!! I work at Starbucks, and if someone came in and asked for a Tall Blonde Americano with one espresso shot I would not give them a grande tooti frooti pink drink 3000!! It makes no sense! The customer ordered what they ordered, and they paid for you to deliver exactly that. So don’t go doing shitty things. The only reason you do something like that is because it’s so unnoticeable and you probably won’t get caught, so you feel like there aren’t consequences. There are. Fuck off.
also I’m diabetic and have been sent to the hospital bc of this scenario so get your fucking act together
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
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Sam knows about Bucky’s nightmares, okay. He knows.
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if you can’t afford to give a pet the bare minimum then don’t get the fucking pet, you want them to thrive, not just survive.
Also, a lot of these can be made at home. I have hamster cages at about 900sq and the minimum is 450. Using the bin cage method and like half an hour of diy-ing it only cost me about 30 dollars, which is less than the amount I spend on food for my hamsters per month. If 30 dollars seems like too much, then the 45+ dollar tiny cages at pet smart shouldn’t even be a viable option either. It’s not like the small cages are any cheaper. If you can’t afford a safe enclosure then you definitely can’t afford giving them the food and the stimulants they need.
QED don’t get the fucking pet if you can’t afford it, it’s not fair to the animal.
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tfw you get really anxious after seeing your reblogs/posts
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murder someone with this and kill a different person with each knife so that the police have to track them down and at the end of it the song that they spell out is a Rick roll
Source: [x]
Click HERE for more facts!
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Text: The Chosen One ✿◕‿◕✿
Casper: babe babe babeeeeeeeeee
Casper: why is a banana better than an apple
Casper: because i have a banana
Casper: you have an apple
Casper: lets make a fruit salad
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#oh fuck another Steve
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#his boyfriends always be getting in trouble huh#Bucky you have a type#sambucky#stevebucky#Bucky barnes#Sam Wilson#Steve rogers#not my gif#mcu#castext#tfatws#tfatws spoilers
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‘Fennec is straight’ THE ONLY THING STRAIGHT ABOUT HER IS HER AIM
#fennec shand#book of boba fett#the mandadlorian#the mandalorian spoilers#mando#Ming na wen#Milan#Melinda may#sapphic culture#Star Wars#grogu#din djarin#grogu djarin#castext#mine
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okay but the definition of losing is extremely ambiguous here
Dick wearing booty shorts and leggings vs Wally's self control FIGHT
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Their outfits are matching i-?????
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#please#matching bfs#Bucky was like ‘ooo he’s doing the dark blue now ok’#‘mr tchalla can I have the blue shirt’#tchalla: ‘...why’#bucky: *panikk* it makes my butt look sexy#stevebucky#mine#castext#Bucky barnes#Steve rogers#a:eg#incorrect stucky#stucky meta#incorrect stevebucky#mcu#castags
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fandom calling sambucky zemo’s sugar babies makes me so uncomfortable
#sambucky#he hurt bucky and also Sam indirectly#And he’s insane#and not a good person#and calling sambucky his sugar babies...#uncomfy#castext
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Show/movies generally fail because of three things: too much focus on plot, too much focus on the audience, too much focus on characterization.
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