#cassandra cain

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: They're playing hide-and-seek.

Bruce: Where?

Alfred: I don't think that's how it works.

[andstuffsketches]

you guys liked casscass huh

[xnyu09]

die your daughter.

[emacrow]

"Danny... you need to go to Frostbite now because something is wrong with your obsession.." by the creator/ema crow pt 1

The hissing began sounding like iron dragging on a chalkboard.

Jazz said, sighing at her half brother who held the 27th child he had in his arms, looking at her like she about to steal his otherworldly possession. She counted how many kids there were in the apartment before finding danny trying to put the kids to sleep.

Go to Gotham collage for space engineering he said, he'll be fine with his Protect/space obsession on being on prescripted medicine from Frostbite because having duel obsessions tend to go haywire in Gotham city and Clockwork warned Danny several times to take them on Time.

Six months in Gotham, and she visited him to see his apartment becoming an enforcement of an apartment full of liminals and children that Danny had rescued and kept in his haunt for 'safety'

Jazz doesn't wanna ask about the girl in the black Bat costume, missing a shoe, half limping/sneaking out the window as she pinches between her eyebrows.

Jazz knew something was up after danny stopped visiting Amity Park two months ago to the point that Tucker and Sam got concerned with the lack of texts responded.

The image of danny looking more like a giant elderitch spider banshee with 6 very long arms, 8 slit eyes spread across his body with a large mid section with sleeping three toddler strapped in over stretched baby sling, a couple kids giggling quietly and peeking their head out of from inside the overgrown long half black molding into silverly mane

At least this is a mild inconvenience than that one and last time watching that holocaust documentary nearly took 3 months and half to control without the constant overprotective, baby and fenton proofing everything in the Amity Park to the point of nearly mauling the undead out of Skulker after a few bad sentences spoken.

"Danny"

More hissing, and silent creeping backwards.

"Danny, you can't keep these children in here, didn't Pandora tell you that over obsessing could lead to imbalance again." Jazz said holding her hands up in a surrender way to show now fenton weapons in her hands.

Jazz had to think because this might take a while with the way Danny was throwing a fit..

How bad was gotham for danny to start kidnapping/rescuing children and babies?

Part 2 link here <-

[ultimate-marysue]

How the Batfam laugh

Bruce: light chuckle/ strong inhale

Barbara: gremlin cackle making weird hand gestures

Dick: very loud, slapping his knee

Cass: shark smile and a litter hehe

Jason: wheezes like broken dog chew toy, hugging himself

Steph: will grab your shoulder and dislocate it from how hard she's shaking you, screeching like a creature

Tim: ñeheheh or dolphin noises while spasming

Duke: close mouthed belly laughter that shakes his entire body

Damian: you know that coy half scoff half chuckle girls do in romance movies when the main guy finally breaks her walls down? That and just the ugliest honking laughter you've ever heard. No point in between.

[dieselsonictheforth]

By the time Damian enters the scene nobody is even surprised.

“Oh, so you slept with Talia al Ghul? Typical.”

Bruce Wayne is definitely that type of person to randomly drop the most insane lore about himself to his kids and acts like it's just a silly story in his life

"I once dated my ex's ex and they tried to kill me after-"

"You what and with who and they what"

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, part 1

Jason was at first hesitant about the floating white-haired green-eyed child that offered to be his sidekick. Evermore so when the kid told him that he knew that Jason had been dead. He explained that he could tell because he himself was half-ghost. Despite his hesitations he decided to take the kid on for a trial period.

The kid proved to be skilled, and knew how to deal with the many criminals that made business in Gotham. Over the last month he found himself growing closer to the boy, and upon learning that his parents tried to kill him for his half-ghostly nature, he decided to take a page from his old man's book and "legally" adopt the kid, this black-haired blue-eyed kid, his new son, Danny.

Now came the hard part, introducing him to his family. He had sent Alfred a message saying that he would make an appearance for the weekly family dinner with an additional guest. The following day they arrived at the manor. As they walked into the dinning room the rest of the family were already seated, he and Danny made their way to their seats.

Alfred: Master Jason, thank you for joining us tonight.

Jason: Of course Alfred. Jason looked at Danny and stood. Everyone I would like you all to meet Daniel, he goes by Danny. He's my new sidekick... and of a week ago my adopted son.

The rest of the family stopped eating and looked at Jason.

Bruce: You... adopted?

Damian: I'm rather surprised, I would have expected Richard to be the first on of us to adopt a child, he is the most like father. Nevertheless I shall take my new responsibilities as an uncle with great humility.

Dick: Damn, Damian what did I ever do to you? How am I the most like dad?

Bruce: What's wrong with being like me- No, where getting off point. Jason you adopted?

Jason: I did.

Bruce: I- hi Danny, welcome to the family.

Danny: Hi grandpa!

Snickering could be heard across the table.

Bruce: Hi kiddo, so how you two meet?

Danny: I followed him home and in through the window. I became his sidekick, then his son, and now we're here.

Jason: Danny is a meta, an experiment gone wrong caused him to become half-ghost, it's a little complicated, but he has some neat powers.

Tim: What happened to your parents?

Danny: They tried to kill me because of my powers.

Cass: We know our next targets then.

Bruce: Cass no. Jason how did you even adopt Danny?

Jason: I stole one of the pre-notarized adoption papers you keep in your desk.

Bruce: Ahh. Well I'll still ask Barbara to make that 100% official.

Stephany: Don't worry Danny at one point our another all our adopts legally were questionable at best.

Danny: Ok.

Bruce: Well it's good to have you here with us Danny. You two are welcomed to spend the night and join us for training in the morning?

Jason (looking at Danny, who was looking at him): Sure.

Alfred: Splendid, now let's eat, supper is getting cold. And I don't want Master Daniel's first dinner as part of the family to a less than perfect.

They all started eating.

Danny: Oh, I'm also the Supreme King of the Infinite Realms, High King of the Ghost Zone, and King of all Ghosts.

Jason: I knew I was forgetting something.

Danny and Jason went back to eating as the rest of the family looked at them bewildered.

(Master Post)

[jambrothebest]

Love batgirl 2000 cause sometimes its just Cassandra bests another foe with minimal effort but can she best the perils of dyslexia? find out next time!

[death-is-a-simp]

Batfamily physical affection:

So, here is my opinions:

Bruce: A pat or hand on the shoulder or head, just the reassurance that he's there and that they are doing good, just like his father used to.

Alfred: Tucking people in at night and just putting blankets on people.

Dick: Aggressive hugging and just holding on to the person that has been deemed the target. Also little head kisses with a loud "MWAH" after each one.

Cass: Head pats, receiving and giving.

Jason: An arm around the shoulders and leaning against, both ways.

Tim: Casual hand holding and sitting close to the person, parallel play is where it is at.

Steph: Tackle hugs and shared space, unless told explicitly not to, will be practically on top of people.

Duke: Side hugs, lots of side hugs. Sees someone he hasn't seem in awhile? side hug, friend meet ups? side hug, just standing around on patrol, side hug.

Damian: Just being together, will allow affection from some people, but prefers to give through animals

If you want to add more to what's there or more people that I didn't say, please do!

[doodlebugdpj]

This is cool!

Cass is face blind, not like oh she’s bad at remembering faces but in an actual cannot for the life of her know who she’s looking at kinda way. Instead of faces she uses context clues, body language, and voices to tell who she’s interacting with. She’s gotten pretty good at it each of her family members having an obvious tell that it’s them. Some of them include how Dick always has blue incorporated into his outfit. Jason always smells slightly of gun powder and cigarettes. Tim’s posture is so bad Cass can tell it’s him from a mile away. Damian has green eyes, Steph has blonde hair, Babs has red hair. Cass wishes all the boys had different colored hair, as it would simply make her life a lot easier.

The face blindness really doesn’t impare her abilities during patrol cause all of the Gotham rogues and heroes wear such dramatic outfits Cass doesn’t need to see their face to know who they are.

Unfortunately problems often arise when she’s in civilian form,

Cass: *at starbucks*

Dick: oh my god Cass! is that you?

Cass: *confused but polite* hello.

Dick: hey, how’s your day been?

Cass: *is unsure why this random guy is talking to her but once again polite* good.

Dick: *confused on why his sister is acting weird*...that’s good.

Cass: *grabbing her order and attempting to leave.*

Dick: Wait don’t you want a ride back to the manor?

Cass: No. *rushing away and is very uncomfortable.*

Cass: *halfway down the street, realizing she’s heard that voice before, immediately pulling out her phone*

Dick: Hello?

Cass: Starbucks?

Dick: Yea..

——

Jason: *recently dyed his white streak black cause he was feeling insecure about it*

Cass: *stands next to no streak Jason sitting at the batcomputer* Bruce?

Jason: I beg your finest pardon

Cass: Oh, Hi Jason.

Jason: *on his way to bleach his streak back cause never again.*

——

Bruce: *brings Clark to the manor, they’re both in civilian clothing looking identical.*

Cass: No metas, too confusing.

Cass: *staring directly at Bruce thinking it’s Clark* I. Don’t. Like. You.

Bruce: *has not been this heartbroken since Khoa Khan.* Clark, I think it’s best for you to leave

——

Cass: *staring at the blonde person in the kitchen thinking it’s Steph* oh wow your hair..

Bernard: *also face blind.* Tim…You sound different.

[drbatsponge]

I think it's incredibly funny that both Cass and Bruce have 3 homoerotic relationships in canon.

[why-i-love-comics]

Batgirl #3 - "Mother III" (2025)

written by Tate Brombal art by Takeshi Miyazawa & Mike Spicer

[demonic0angel]

on the tail of that last ask of Wolf and Hood never take their helmets off. with some dead silent:

Cass's boyfriend showed up with his sisters to go swimming in the wayne manor's pool.

On a raid of Alfred cookies, Jason is beyond surprise to find Wolf lounging on a pool chair in a binki reading a book.

Well... it hasn't been confirmed for him if that is Wolf. But the heart-shaped mole on her upper thigh, the burn scar on her midriff that looks exactly like the one Wolf got last month.

Yeah, that had to be Wolf contemplating throwing her book at Cass's boyfriend.

Cass stared at Danny's sister, Jazz, and Jason as they interacted. When Jason had first arrived, he frozen in place at the sight of her. For a moment, Cass wondered if perhaps he had been surprised at the addition of another person at their pool, but his body language was all sorts of uncomfortable and interested and scared.

A very strange combination.

She continued observing as Jason stiltedly approached and kept his eyes trained on Jazz's... bikini. It was admittedly very cute, but Cass had never thought that her little brother, who would break the bones of anyone who even looked at the working girls wrong, would ever stare at another girl like that.

He still looked very frightened like Jazz would suddenly transform into a snake and bite him, but still.

Cass stared, dumbfounded as he spoke something to her, and Jazz then jolted and gave a squeak, her book immediately pulled up to her face.

She eventually pulled her book down as Jason rambled on about something nervously. She kept her gaze downward on his gray sweatpants and responded back, her body language just as awkward as his.

Cass blinked as Danny put his chin on her head. "What's up?" He paused and then perked up, "Oh, is that your brother Jason? Does he know Jazz?"

His tone became hostile at the end, but it just sounded like a token protest every person did when their sibling got flirted with.

Cass stared at the way both Jazz and Jason were turning red and avoiding looking at anything even close to each other's faces. Jazz's book was still halfway up her face, while Jason had his hand on his, as if trying to partially block out the sight of her.

Cass stared some more and then said, "I think they're possessed."

After all, why were they both treating each other like Medusa?

[adripakoffee]

They don't really think about Alfred's aging. Well, it's impossible to miss, but they all push it to the back of their minds. Of course, Alfred doesn't remind them. It's his job as a butler (and as a grandfather) to make sure the Waynes are comfortable and happy. So he doesn't tell them when he gets a hearing aid. And they don't notice at first, or rather most of them don't.

Tim and Bruce, in their ever-paranoid states, at first think Alfred is either wearing a wire or forgot to take off his comm. When they realize it's a hearing aid they don't say anything but they do start treating him with more care. They usually stay to the side of his bad ear when out in public, just in case he misses something from that direction that they could intercept. Tim starts allocating a lot of funds in WE to research into hearing loss and accessibility for the hard of hearing. Bruce almost cries (internally of course) whenever Alfred misses something he says. He doesn't want to think about it.

Duke and Cass notice next. Duke treats him a little differently. He wasn't 100% comfortable with having a butler in the first place, but now he doesn't let Alfred do anything for him. Apart from cooking. He'll always let Alfred cook. Cass doesn't treat him any differently. He still acts as if he's as capable as he's ever been because he is. Alfred could still snipe you with a rifle from half a city away if he needed so she doesn't worry.

Damian notices next and tells himself he simply doesn't care. His grandfather is at least a few hundred years older than Alfred and much more capable. Sure, he's also dipping himself in the Lazurus pit as his daily bath, but Alfred can handle himself without that boost. He pretends it doesn't bother him when Alfred needs him to repeat something. And how he looks at their family with a bit too much nostalgia. He pretends it doesn't bother him when Alfred talks about things as if he'll be gone someday. He won't be.

Dick and Jason notice last and freak out. Because oh my God, oh my God, Alfred's actually getting old. Dick spends more time at the manor and tries to spend as much time with Alfred as possible. He coodinates family outings with Alfred and makes sure everyone attends. He invites Selina half the time too, because God forbid Alfred gets too old without seeing Bruce in a happy stable relationship. Jason goes to the cave every time he gets injured, even if it's something minor just so Alfred can fix him up. He pretends like he needs Alfred more than ever and will stick next to him for about a week before thinking he's being a bother and dissapearing for a while. Then he comes back and does it again.