#cartoon-o-tron

[hellishfig]

i recently watched cartoon hell on dropout and after seeing/hearing caldwell voice cartoon-o-tron i have concluded that caldwell tanner simply has the best robot voice and anyone else who has even a moderately good robot voice reminds me of Him

listening to trinyvale at the moment and i have a question for my fellow naddpoles

idk how many other people have listened to both welcome to night vale and trinyvale, but i'm hearing caldwell's voice for keychain and all i can think of is the computer from relatively early in wtnv! they sound eerily similar and i can't find the voice actor for computer wtnv anywhere. it's probably not caldwell, but it's interesting nonetheless

[pico-digital-studios]

Into, Across and Beyond!: Hypothetical Casting and Theme Songs

I was having a bit of a think about who might hypothetically voice the project's cast (yeah, I'm not truly hiring any VAs for the project), and with help from @becdoesthings and others, I've thought about these roles: (Any music themes picked out for the characters will be in brackets like this)

Blur Gang

William Corkery Jr. as OMT!Tails

Ryan Drummond/Jason Griffith as CR!Sonic

Linda Larkin (Jasmine; Aladdin) as OMT!Mina and EV!Sally

Jaleel White as Mini Sonic and Underground Sonic (alongside the other two cartoon Sonics)

MCStudioProductions / @mcgamejolter as Mr. Needlemouse

??? as EX!Alice

Pete Capella ('06 Silver) as D-Sides Mighty

Lisa Ortiz as Black Knight Amy

Drift & Miss (Sonic GT) as CU!Sonic

Natalia Wojcik (Annie, Little Einsteins) as CU!Sonia

Ashleigh Ball as Nine

Emma Watson (Hermione, Harry Potter) as CR!Sonia

Jake Lloyd (Anakin, Star Wars Episode I) as CR!Manik

Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) as Nitro/Chris Smith (Year 1 for every version of the character under 14, and Year 2+ for those aged 14 and over)

(Where Fire Lives from Natlan (Heosmin Remix); Nitro.DLL)

SFG1235 as Antho

??? as Ex-Prince Brian

Nominal Dingus as Hog

Sarah Grace Stiles (Spinel; Steven Universe) as Wacky

??? as Devy

??? as Smol Devy

Nicole Tompkins (Jack-O, Guilty Gear -Strive-) as Trip

Quill Society

Jason Griffith (Sonic (X to Unleashed)) as EV!Sonic and X!Sonic

Mae Whitman (Agent Xero; The Modifyers) as Tekno

??? as Amy Rouge

??? as Zonic

??? as CD Alt Ending Sonic

Lacey Chabert as E-21

Christopher Daniel Barnes (Miguel; Edge of Time) as Lost Memory Sonic

??? as Turbo

??? as Fiona

Alex Ness (Blaster-Tron; Skylanders) as Emperor Metallix

Roger Craig Smith as LEGO Sonic

@gemontumb as Tlels

Andi Lott as Carol Tea

??? as Sarah Henderson

??? as Barry

??? as Milly

Adam McArthur (Yuji Itadori; Jujutsu Kaiden) as Blitz!Tails

Martin Burke as Sonic.RAW

Lisa Ortiz as Superstars Amy

Bill Wise as OVA Knux

Martin Burke as OVA Sonic

??? as Rob O' the Hedge

??? as Water Sonic

??? as Fleetway Amy

??? as Stella the Cat

Ashleigh Ball (Applejack; My Little Pony FiM) as Bunnie Rabbot

??? as Nicky Parlouzer

Charles Martinet / Juno Songs as Somari

Abluemoon88 as Sara

Max "LandyRS" Henderson as Chaos Adventure Sonic

Mel Blanc as S1 Fang the Sniper

Kristin Fairlie (Bridgette; Total Dramarama) as Millie the Fox

Villains

One More Chance

Ike Amadi (The Darkness, Skylanders: Superchargers) as Sonic.OMT

One More Hero

@becdoesthings as Eggman Nega

??? as Shadow Emerl / Uma Arachnis

Stephanie Sheh as Zeena

Erica Mendez (Ryuko Matoi, Kill la Kill) as Surge

Christopher Pellegrini as Johnny

Prequel Points

Charlie Adler (both his Snively and Corroder roles) as Snively

Long John Baldry as Dr. Beeman and AOSTH Robotnik

More than One Universe

??? as Shalian

??? as Crossover Realm Corrupt

??? as Talrareth

??? as AVA!Corrupt

??? as Richard Ambersilve

@jordangaming101 as Sonath

??? as Curse

Into the Sonic-verse

??? as Dr. Finitevus

Phil Hayes as Scratch

Garry Chalk as Grounder

Ian James Corlett as Coconuts

Max "LandyRS" Henderson as Scourge

Suzy Finn as Rosy

Arion "MiiToons" Rashad as Walter Naugus

Maurice LaMarche as Sleet

Peter Wilds as Dingo

Matt Hoverman as Dark Oak

Kirk Thornton as Boom Shadow

Jacaris (Vs. Sonic.exe) as Fleetway Super Sonic

??? as Kit

Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone (who replaces Aaron Davis from Earth-199999)

??? as Superstars Fang

Many More Heroes / Cosmic Discoveries

??? as Gemerl / Anti-Miles

??? as Chaos Emerl / Speedy

??? as Crimtake

kkirby99 as most of the Hues of Metal

??? as Legends/Nexus Robotnik

Tails of Trials

??? as Dr. EggOmega

MaimyMayo as Original Sonic.exe

??? as Green Mountain Sonic/End

Into the SEGAVerse (and beyond)

??? as Kaiser Greedy

??? as Reala

Other stars

Roger Craig Smith as OMT!Sonic and Boom Sonic

Ryan Drummond as Superstars Sonic and SRB2 Sonic

Kate Higgins as EV!Tails

Corey Bringas as Superstars Tails

Connor Bringas as SRB2 Tails

Amy Palant as X!Tails

Travis Willingham as OMT!Knuckles and Boom Knuckles

Dave B. Mitchell as EV!Knuckles

Dan Green as Superstars Knuckles and X!Knuckles

Michael McGaharn as SRB2 Knuckles

Cindy Robinson as OMT!Amy, EV!Amy and Boom Amy

Jennifer Douillard as SRB2 Amy

Sarah Wulfeck as OMT!Cream

Michelle Ruff as EV!Cream

Kath Soucie (Sally's SatAM role) as OMT!Sally

Deem Bristow as OMT!Robotnik and SRB2 Robotnik

Arion "MiiToons" Rashad as most Eggmen in the multiverse, alongside Mr. Tinker

Max Mittleman (Arataki Itto, Genshin Impact) as several versions of Mighty

Issac Ryan Brown (Gus Porter, The Owl House) as several versions of Ray

Maurice Lamarche (Mortimer Mouse, House of Mouse) as most versions of Fang

Patrick Gilligan (Alex, Street Fighter 3) as all versions of Bark (who talk)

Lizzie Freeman (Yanfei, Genshin Impact) as all versions of Honey the Cat

Darkbox as Exeller and [REDACTED]

??? as XE!Sonic

Tom Hardy (Venom) as Xenomorphic

Clement von Franckenstein (Boss Cass, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger) as Grand Battle Kukku XV

ApocalypseTitan characters

Sarah Nicole Robles (Luz, The Owl House) as Kaede Titan/Detective Ghost

??? as Apocalypse Titan

??? as Max Cartwright

??? as Ms. Brenda Ciprianni

??? as Samuel Ciprianni

Mae Whitman (Amity, The Owl House) as Luna

??? as Olivia Kennedy

??? as Danny

Dee Bradley Baker (Fire Lord, Hero Factory) as Dr. Razereye

??? as Benny

??? as Abigail Razereye

My characters

??? as Lucia

??? as Karilvatch

??? as Amelia Walten

Benjamin L. Valic (Child Movie Sonic) as Evo Smith

Bella Ramsey (Hilda) as Rosie Smith

??? as Wade

Mobiverse

??? as Mobiverse Tails

??? as Mobiverse Sonic

??? as Mobiverse Cream

Freedom Planet

Dawn M. Bennett as any version of Lilac

Aimee Smith as any version of Milla

??? as Carrie Mei

??? as Jett Capriasa

??? as Chiasa Sun

??? as Marshmallow

Undertale / Deltarune

ShyrennVA (Saying a Lot of Things) as Frisk (Glitchtale - Prepare Yourself)

wintermelon (Inverted Fate) as Chara

Sean Marquette (Mac, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) as Asriel

Retrovisity as Kris (Deltarune)

FNF characters

Brady Noon (Raphael, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem) as Benjamin Miku

??? as Grace Dearest

??? as Pico N. Grounds

??? as ErrorSky

??? as IAB!Benjamin Fairest / IAB!Soft Benjamin

Bradley Pierce (Tails; Sonic SatAM) as Evan

@yuriharu567 as Holly

??? as Bently Forceloyed (Mr. Kitty - Glycerin)

??? as Isabella Fondsmith

Tracey Moore (Usagi Tsukino/Serena, Sailor Moon) as BluBuni

Funkinverse (only any that have spoken in my posts)

Jerry Jewell (Kusuo Saiki) as Agent Cam "Blueballs" Malicious

Laura Bailey (Injustice 2 Supergirl) as Gracie/SNS Girlfriend

Alex Hirsch (Bill Cipher) as Grimbo / The X

Greg Cipes (Omniverse Kevin Levin) as Kenji Tensei (Virtual-On - Sweet Tragedy of Dreams)

Ellen Wong (Knives Chau from Scott Pilgrim) as Aloe Mano (Virtual-On - High Ground (SoniNeko Mix))

Miscellaneous

??? as Nova the Hedgehog

??? as Daisy (The Wrath Soul)

Ben Schwartz as Movie Sonic

Colleen O'Shaughnessey as Movie Tails and Boom Tails

Idris Elba as Movie Knuckles

MCStudio as Max Chaos

Prime universe and Shatterverse

Deven Mack as Sonic Prime

Ian Hanlin as Shadow Prime, Big Prime and the Shatterverse Bigs

Ashleigh Ball as Tails Prime and the Shatterverse Tails's

Shannon Chan-Kent as Amy Prime and the Shatterverse Amys

Kazumi Evans as Rouge Prime and the Shatterverse Rouges

Brian Drummond as Eggman Prime and Mr. Dr. Eggman

REJECTED

Tara Strong (considered for Tekno and BluBuni, but her irl behaviour leaves a lot to be desired)

Mike Pollock (considered for most Eggman variants, but his controversial opinions on the Israeli-Arab Conflict made me scrap that plan)

[tacofriend]

"With a high enough dose of suffering" claims the evil doctor, "we can make any person strong and resilient, able to conquer every challenge with ease!"

"But I'm dying, doctor!" The test subject cries out strapped to an operating table. "I can't do this anymore!"

"Just means you haven't suffered enough!"

He flips a cartoon switch labeled pain-o-tron, and the subject immediately dies.

He turns to his nurse and says, "Fetch me another! Someday, my hypothesis will be proven correct"

The nurse runs to retrieve and wheel in another victim, thinking to himself, "I don't think that's how science is supposed to work, but I'm getting paid and I'm not one of his test subjects."

[kukamaluka]

Veja "Prompt-o-tron Challenge Slide Suspicious Jelly #FlipaClipPrompt #FlipaClip" no YouTube

[westeroswisdom]

A fond farewell to Game of Thrones by artist ARTobstrel at VK. See the full sized image here.

[popculturebuffet]

So, favorite character from each modern Disney TVA show you've seen like: Phineas and Ferb, Fish Hooks, Kick Buttowski, Motorcity, Tron Uprising, Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, Penn Zero, Pickle and Peanut, Future Worm, Billy Dilley, The 7D, Star vs, Milo Murphy's Law, Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Ducktales 2017, Big Hero 6 The Series, Big City Greens, Amphibia, Owl House, Molly McGee, and Hamster & Gretel?

Okay so given your starting point of Phineas and Ferb: (I.e. from the 2010's to present day, though I know P and F started sooner), and omitting any shows I haven't seen...: Phineas and Ferb: It's Doof. This was both easy as it was predictable. Look he's well loved by most of the internet for a reason, being a charming character who despite being evil you can kinda get why as well as easily see why he flat out retired from trying to get petty revenge with over the to pinators and his relationship with Perry was amazing. Fish Hooks: Yeah I tried to find one but I was never really that heavily into the show nor attached to any of these characters. Motorcity: Texas. I love my dumb redneck son. Gravity Falls: Stan. The Man, the myth, the legend, the wallet full of other people's money he conned or pick pocketed, who else could it be? Out of the cast, which is pretty stacked, he's the one that just comes easiest to me whenever I think about or write him and the fact he ended up being shockingly layered just made him better. Randy Cunningham: Theresa as I thought she and Randy were neat together. I don't have a huge relationship with the show but it wasn't bad at all. Wander Over Yonder: Wander himself. I just think Jack did such a godo job with him and he's such a unique character: While an obliviouslly kind unintetional trickster isn't new, the way he acted and behaved as one felt so damn nice to see. Star Vs The Forces of Evil: Tom.. just Tom. He's brilliantly written, and has an impressive character arc going from a fairly loathsome stalker.. to a kind young man who wants to be better but dosen't know how. There's a reason he got a whole retrospective out of me and still lives rent free in me and @jess-the-vampire's head Milo Murphy's Law: Milo himself. Al did a great job with him and I love his kind nature, lazzie faire attitude toward the batshit insanity around him and just genuine charm. There's a reason despite his bad luck field destroying everything around him the only two people in town who outright hate him are someone who secretly wants to be him and a thorughly unlikeable prick whose thorughly miserable. Being played by Weird Al in what is so far his only starring cartoon role dosen't hurt. Ducktales: This is a monumentally hard one but ... it has to be Donald, with Lena a close second thanks to her deep character arc and Kimiko Glenn's performance. But let's face it this is probably THE best version of Donald Duck, kind, thoughtful, a wonderful father but still the loveable mess we all know. While also somehow being the wolverine of his family's x-men. Big City Greens: Gloria, Gloria in a chealsea's day o, gloria. Relatable, hilarious, and having , as is a theme here, a good character arc, who dosen't love her? Amphibia: Sasha. I mean I love a lot of characters from that, Maddy and Marcy would also have a good shot at this, but once again it's the character arc that wins out, going from a controlling bully to a capable leader and a kind and thoughtful young woman. The Owl House: Hunter. once again you can partially blame @jess-the-vampire but frankly the character just made a splash from minute one and the more layers you peeled back on this bad sad boy, the more he became one of my faviorites, and easily the performance of zeno's career. The Ghost and MollyMcGee: Libby. I loved my mildly depressed boehemian daughter.

[teentitansaudioclips]

“Dude! So it turns out that Meaty Meat is really space tofu that came here to steal cows and destroy the Earth. But I kidnapped the alien leader, turned all the Bobs back into goo, and shut down the Destruct-o-Tron before the world could explode.

And I did it all thanks to my awesome new moped!”

-- Beast Boy, Employee of the Month, Teen Titans (2003 cartoon)

[dartheclipse0816]

Trollstopia Season 3: My Review

Okay, everyone. I’m sure you all know the drill by now. I’ve seen Trollstopia Season 3, and here’s my review:

It was pretty decent, but… well, there were some things about some of the episodes that made me, well…I’m not saying I hated the season, absolutely not! No, what I’m saying is, well, I’ll have to elaborate on that a little more down below.

To start with, there’s plenty of positives. I liked that reference to the 1980 horror movie, The Shining, (based on the horror novel of the same name by Stephen King) in Extreme Sleepover (is that what it was called?), and, Surprise-O-Tron FINALLY proved to me that video games do in fact exist in the Trolls world. I also thought R&B in R&D was pretty nice, as well as Daylight Ravings, since those episodes put more light and attention on more of the characters made just for this show and got to show more of their personalities and whatnot. I also like Branch getting along well with others in Clash of the Battle Pinatas.

Unfortunately, even though I never thought I would ever get to say this, but when the whole season comes together, well, I’ve been more indifferent and dissatisfied with a lot of the decisions made with some of the characters in this season than satisfied.

Like, I’m not sure if this is because I’m getting older or because of experience with cartoons and whatnot, but…it seems to me that the outcomes of episodes are becoming, well… more predictable than before. More often then not, I would go into an episode, and expect a big whiplash in tone at some point in the episode, and then that would prove to be true near the end. Like, in Surprising Gust, I predicted that Poppy would trick him into being surprised, and that’s what happened at the end.

I get it, this show is meant for kids, but, as a Trolls fan, I thought it could’ve been done a bit better and perhaps unpredictable?

But that’s not what bothered me when compared to my biggest criticisms about this season. No, it’s not that it has less content than seasons 1 and 2, as that isn’t true. They were, well, Branch being humiliated and embarrassed on end throughout some of the episodes, more so than in seasons 1 and 2. Not to the same level as the early seasons of Trolls: the Beat Goes On! (I still don’t like that show, because of its unlikable first impression, despite the later seasons being better), but still. Like, in Nowwhere to Fun, Nowhere to Hide, he’s shown constantly getting frustrated throughout the whole episode, it made me feel sorry for him.

I know he’s known for being grumpy and all, but I at least know what it’s like to be like him, and trying to accomplish something and it getting frustrating and aggravating when you can’t. And yes, Branch did feel better at the end, but less than 15 seconds of satisfaction, while it was a little easing for my heart, it doesn’t really undo 7 minutes of mass frustration you’d feel when playing a very hard game like that, kinda like a hard game of Fortnite filled with players more skilled than me. Despite that sort of easier-feeling ending, the damage had already been done, and it takes time to fix that.

But by far the episode that disappointed me the most was the last episode, The Fabrinth. I know this is my own opinion, and others may criticize me for saying this, and I may be the only one thinking this, but……I thought Poppy, Holly, and Val…weren’t very nice to Branch in that episode. Forcing him to say things he doesn’t want to say and being smug about it complete with "Deal with it", in both the beginning and ending, I’m sorry, but that just made me feel…

AAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡

AAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I’m sorry, guys. That episode… that felt like a massive downgrade to an early TBGO episode, once again making the characters smug and just not nice or helpful to Branch for the most part and humiliating him like that, *massive sigh*… I just wanted confront those three to throw a supernova in their faces, Sephiroth-style……

Alright, alright, I’m sorry. But that was the best way I could describe how I felt. I know there was that drawing Branch made while he was trapped, and it looked like he was drawing himself and Poppy under a tree, which I thought was really cute, and I also liked that little talk Branch had with Poppy at that moment when she was trying to find him. But, again, that all felt undone when Poppy, Holly, and Val once again made Branch annoyed. I never felt this angry and bitter about the end of a seasons since the ending of season 2 of TBGO, which, if you didn’t know, was just about one of the things I hated the most about the Trolls franchise.

I’m sorry, guys. I’ve ranted and ranted, but don’t you understand? I thought that episode could’ve ended and taken place in a much better way. It talked about BFFs and becoming best friends and whatnot, and I thought it could’ve ended with Poppy saying Branch was a BFF as well. It’s like that episode completely ignored the ending TWT, and their relationship there, along with undoing their character developments there.

I know, Branch and Poppy's relationship being ignored also happened in seasons 1 and 2, but at least those seasons were still enjoyable for not making Branch such an unlucky person who can’t catch a break like he was in the early seasons of TBGO.

As much as I wanted to enjoy The Fabyrinth, while I did enjoy some things, those got overshadowed by the things I didn’t like, and it’s like Poppy had been downgraded to her early TBGO self, the version I absolutely despise, because she, along with Holly and Val, humiliated him and got away with it. Like I said before, they tried to add some sweetness with Branch and Poppy, but like I said before, the damage had already been done. And even more damage was done at the end. I had more fun playing through Labyrinth Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 1, which is very hard and difficult, but much more satisfying and complete to complete it than to watch this episode.

Again, I know this purely my opinion, and countless others will disagree, but I at least put this up to let them know it’s my opinion, and my opinion alone.

So, as a final verdict, this season…is just okay. It has a little more content, but Branch deserved better than how he was treated here. And, once again, some of the premises of a few of the episodes were kinda silly and predictable, even though it’s for kids, and of course, there’s that final episode that left a bad taste in my mouth. If you want to watch this season, go ahead, but I’d say approach it with caution, but that’s just me. This season is like the Mega Man X3 of Trollstopia, or the Sonic Forces of the show. It’s okay I don’t hate it, I just thought it could’ve been better.

Tagging: @poppibranchlover @tealbull81 @toki-trolls @happyqueenandgrumpydork @lovenotesworld @gabi-trollastic @sapphirecanvas @pinkaylaortiz

[juniaships]

Me thinking Xiaolin Chronicles was gonna be good from the trailer then I watch the actual show:

Sighs* Where do I even BEGIN???

Xiaolin Showdown is a huge comfort cartoon for me so to see it be utterly RUINED by the poorly executed sequel? Reboot? I don't know all i do know is its very existence left me feeling colder than Heylin Power Tsunami Waterblade Ice!

So what do I find wrong about XC? PLENTY!!!

Clay is even more in the background than the original

He has a weird goat fetish and lacks a personality (he was smart, wellmannered, down to earth but now he's just in the background)

Also his sister got replaced by a twin brother who is a lame Cow based superhero

Tomoko (Kimiko's sister) may be a spy but it's pretty clear she's a Mary Sue hate that term but it's appropriate here

Ping Pong's design is so lazy like he's literally Omi but smaller and with glasses and casual clothes slapped on

Ping Pong barely has any flaws or quirks other than a really long french name and being super hyper

His element [Wood] is the closest we'll ever have to a Dragon of Nature but he NEVER USES IT!!!

Even his signature Wu (which is a peach which is kinda lame) doesn't have any abilities that can be exploited in any useful way

Face it he's not a member of the team he's Omi's sidekick and tbe last thing Omi needs is a sidekick

We could have had another badass female character with a unique personality to add to the team & see new elements like Metal or Aether, but no we get an Omi Clone

No acknowledgement of Jermaine; who was built up to become the fifth member of the team (rest in memory Lee Thompson Young 😔)

Dojo is creepily obsessed with Master Fung his entire personality is just crying over Fung

Also the way zits grow all over his body to alert the discovery of Shen Gong Wu is disgusting af

He's yellow now (which is actually accurate to common depictions of eastern dragons) but the green made him so iconic 😔

Kimiko is now The Girl Monk; barely has her temper&sass; also she no longer switches outfits nor seem to be the tech expert

Poor Raimundo he didn't deserve this

He's no longer the leader because everyone is Shoku now depriving him of a potential growth

That episode with Salavdor Cumo helped to establish the criminal as a foil & personal enemy for Rai...

So you'd think he and Cumo fight at the end right?

WRONG!!! It's Omi that gets to fight Cumo; erasing any chance of Raimundo showing his growth

You're going to see a LOT of that with Omi

Now we get to the Tron suits call it nitpicking but idc at this point

O-KAY so the suits, where do I began?

The show doesn't clarify if the suits are the result of a new aspect of a reboot or the result of the new rank

Speaking of which the very narrative flips back&forth on whether it's a reboot or a direct sequel

Wuya's backstory was changed and now she's back in spirit form??

The CGI is unnecessary I would forgive if it took place inside a computer but no they change art&animation style

The suits themselves don't look bad but if I'm gonna be honest here their Wudai Orion forms were a lot stronger

The colors is what I have to pick apart so bear with me:

Now, Clay's orange suit kinda makes sense since it puts into mind literal clay soil & magma (molten earth)

But wasn't green his signature color? Well they gave it to Ping Pong instead

Which also makes sense given green represents life, leaves, grass, fruits etc

Kimiko should NOT have worn a pink suit that only makes her look even more of a token & her color was red for fire

Omi should've worn white (the latter because that was his wudai) but now he's wearing blue; at least it's an aqua blue

Raimundo's suit is a dark blue even though his colors were light blue and/or teal

Omi spends the show acting worse than he was in the original yet gets rewarded by the narrative

Kimiko's arc of becoming the first Dragon Rider in centuries gets overtaken by Omi because it's HIS connection that ends up saving the day

Ignoring all of Kimiko's hard work, way to pull the rug out under her 😒

New characters like Rocco and Princess Laila are introduced yet barely explained or given more time to develop

The monks' arc of finding a new temple is easily resolved in like, one or two episodes

I get the name change due to greedy WB but the names make no sense (saving thus part for another time)

Also the monks have to use wu to access their element even though in the og they could use them without the use of wu due to growth in rank&power

So yeah they had major downgrade in power

Shadow and Chase has a really gross in----t subtext

Chase is no longer the charismatic mysterious warrior but an obnoxious Pretty Boy who always has to insert himself into showdowns (basically they use him too much)

Shadow - everything about her personality reeks of try hard wannabe Sexy Villain

His redesigned dragon form is kinda bad

Jack's new outfit isn't as memorable as his OG one

Also his new voice doesn't really fit

Okay that's about it I have more to write but trying to decipher every flaw in this terrible travesty would be way too long

[marunalu]

Disney Movies List

Ok first of all I want to make clear that english is not my first language. I therefore apologize in advance for any grammar or spelling mistakes. Please don't be too strict with me =D

I recently bought Disney+ and I plan now to watch and review every movie, Disney has ever produced or participated in it. And I tell you, this will be a hell of a trip, because my list now contains no fewer than 701 movies. That means if I watch at least one movie every day, it will take me about 2 years to see all of them. And since I will most likely not watch a movie every day, I will definitely need at least twice as long....

For the films on my list, which I marked with a cross at the end, it means that I have seen them already. However, since I last saw most of these movies in my childhood or teenage years (so at least 15 years ago), it will be interesting for me to rewatch them after such a long time. I have probably already forgotten most of the plots.

I also plan to watch them in chronological order and rank them. The movies that I don't find on Disney+ I will watch somewhere else.

Here is the list: (The films follow the chronological order in which they were published. However, it is quite possible that I accidentally swapped a few. But I think most of it is accurate).

1930:

Academy Award Review of Walt Disney Cartoons (X)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (X)

1940:

Pinocchio (X)

Fantasia (X)

The Reluctant Dragon ( )

Dumbo (X)

Bambi (X)

Saludos Amigos ( )

Victory Through Air Power ( )

The Three Caballores ( )

Make Mine Music ( )

Song of the South ( )

Fun and Fancy Free (X)

Melody Time ( )

Seal Island ( )

So Dear to my Heart ( )

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (X)

1950:

Cinderella (X)

Treasure Island ( )

In Beaver Valley ( )

Alice in Wonderland (X)

Nature's Half Acre ( )

The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men ( )

The Olympic Elk ( )

Water Birds ( )

Peter Pan (X)

The Sword and the Rose ( )

The Living Desert (X)

Bear Country ( )

The Alaskan Eskimo ( )

Prowlers of the Everglades ( )

Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue ( )

The Vanishing Prairie ( )

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ( )

Siam ( )

Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier ( )

Lady and the Tramp (X)

The African Lion ( )

The Littlest Outlaw ( )

Men Against The Arctic ( )

The Great Locomotive Chase ( )

Davy Crockett and the River Pirates ( )

Secrets of Life ( )

Westward Ho the Wagons! ( )

Johnny Tremain ( )

Perri ( )

Old Yeller ( )

Navajo Adventure ( )

The Light in the Forest ( )

Tonka ( )

Grand Canyon ( )

Sleeping Beauty (X)

The Shaggy Dog ( )

Darby O'Gill and the Little People ( )

Zorro the Avenger ( )

Third Man on the Mountain ( )

Mysteries of the Deep ( )

1960:

Toby Tyler: Or, ten Weeks with a Circus ( )

Kidnapped ( )

Pollyanna ( )

The Sign of Zorro ( )

Jungle Cat ( )

Ten Who Dared ( )

Swiss Family Robinson ( )

Island of the Sea ( )

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (X)

The Absent-Minded Professsor ( )

Parent Trap ( )

Nikki, Wild Dog of the North ( )

Greyfriars Bobby: The True Story of a Dog ( )

Babes in Toyland ( )

Wonders of the Water Worlds ( )

Moon Pilot ( )

Bon Voyage! ( )

Big Red ( )

Almost Angels ( )

The Legend of Lobo ( )

In Search of the Castaways ( )

The Prince and the Pauper ( )

Son of Flubber ( )

Miracle of the White Stallions ( )

Savage Sam ( )

Summer Magic ( )

The Incredible Journey ( )

The Sword in the Stone (X)

A Tiger Walks ( )

The Misadventures of Merlin Jones ( )

The Three Lives of Thomasina ( )

The Moon-Spinners ( )

Mary Poppins ( )

Emil and the Detectives ( )

Those Calloways ( )

The Monkey's Uncle ( )

That Darn Cat! ( )

The Ugly Dachshund ( )

Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. ( )

The Fighting Prince of Donegal ( )

Follow Me, Boys! ( )

Monkeys, Go Home! ( )

The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin ( )

The Gnome-Mobile ( )

The Jungle Book (X)

Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar ( )

The Happiest Millionaire ( )

Blackbeard's Ghost ( )

The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band ( )

Never a Dull Moment ( )

The Horse in the Grey Flannel Suit ( )

Guns in the Heather ( )

The Love Bug ( )

Smith! ( )

Rascal ( )

The Computer Whore Tennis Shoes ( )

My Dog, the Thief ( )

Ride a Northbound Horse ( )

1970:

King of the Grizzlies ( )

The Boatniks ( )

The Wild Country ( )

Smoke ( )

The Aristocats (X)

The Barefoot Executive ( )

Scandalous John ( )

The Million-Dollar-Duck ( )

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (X)

The Biscuit Eater ( )

Now You See Him, Now You Don't ( )

Napoleon and Samantha ( )

Run, Cougar, run ( )

Snowball Express ( )

Chandar, the Black Leopard of Ceylon ( )

The World's Greatest Athlete ( )

Charley and the Angel ( )

One Little Indian ( )

Robin Hood (X)

Mustang! ( )

Superdad ( )

Herbie Rides Again ( )

The Bears and I ( )

The Castaway Cowboy ( )

The Island at the Top of the World ( )

The Strongest Man in the World ( )

Escape to Witch Mountain ( )

The Apple Dumpling Gang ( )

One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing ( )

The Best of Walt Disney's True-Life Adventures ( )

Ride a Wild Pony ( )

The Boy Who Talked to Badgers ( )

No Deposit, No Return ( )

Treasure of Matecumbe ( )

Gus ( )

The Shaggy D.A. ( )

Freaky Friyday ( )

The Littlest Horse Thieves ( )

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (X)

A Tale of Two Critters ( )

The Rescuers (X)

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo ( )

Pete's Dragon ( )

Candleshoe ( )

Return form Witch Mountain ( )

The Cat from Outer Space ( )

Hot Lead and Cold Feet ( )

Child of Glass ( )

The North Avenue Irregulars ( )

The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again ( )

Unidentified Flying Oddball ( )

The Black Hole ( )

The Muppet Movie ( )

The London Connection ( )

1980:

Midnight Madness ( )

The Watcher in the Woods ( )

Herbie Goes Bananas ( )

The Last Flight of Noah's Ark ( )

Popeye ( )

The Devil and Max Devlin ( )

Amy ( )

Dragonslayer ( )

The Fox and the Hound (X)

Condorman ( )

The Great Muppet Caper ( )

Night Crossing ( )

Tron ( )

Tex ( )

Trenchcoat ( )

Something Wicked This Way Comes ( )

Tiger Town ( )

Never Cry Wolf ( )

Love Leads the Way (X)

Where the Toys Come From ( )

Return to Oz ( )

The Black Cauldron (X)

The Journey of Natty Gann ( )

One Magic Christmas ( )

Teen Academy ( )

The Great Mouse Detective (X)

Flight of the Navigator ( )

Disneys Fluppy Dogs ( )

The Parent Trap ( )

The Christmas Star ( )

Benji the Hunted ( )

Return of the Shaggy Dog ( )

Mr. Boogedy ( )

Return to Snowy River ( )

Oliver & Company (X)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit ( )

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (X)

Cheetah ( )

The Little Mermaid (X)

Bride of Boogedy ( )

1990:

DuckTales: The Movie – Treasure of the Lost Lamp ( )

The Rescuers Down Under (X)

White Fang (X)

Shipwrecked ( )

Wild Hearts Can't be Broken ( )

The Rocketeer ( )

Beauty and the Beast (X)

Newsies ( )

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ( )

The Mighty Ducks ( )

Aladdin (X)

The Muppet Christmas Carol ( )

Day-O ( )

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (X)

A Far Off Place ( )

The Adventures of Huck Finn ( )

Hocus Pocus ( )

Cool Runnings ( )

The Nightmare Before Christmas ( )

The Three Musketeers ( )

Iron Will ( )

Blank Check ( )

D2: The Mighty Ducks ( )

White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf ( )

The Lion King (X)

Angels in the Outfield ( )

Squanto: A Warrior's Tale ( )

The Santa Clause (X)

The Jungle Book (X)

The Return of Jafar (X)

Heavyweights ( )

Man of the House ( )

Tall Tale ( )

A Goofy Movie ( )

Pocahontas (X)

Operation Dumbo Drop ( )

A Kid in King Arthur's Court ( )

The Big Green ( )

Frank and Ollie ( )

Toy Story (X)

Tom and Huck ( )

Gargoyles – The Movie ( )

Muppet Treasure Island ( )

Homeward Bound: Lost in San Francisco (X)

James and the Giant Peach ( )

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (X)

First Kid ( )

D3 The Mighty Ducks ( )

101 Dalmatians (X)

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (X)

Wish Upon a Star ( )

Susie Q ( )

The Darn Cat ( )

Jungle 2 Jungle (X)

George of the Jungle (X)

Air Bud (X)

RocketMan ( )

Flubber (X)

Mr. Magoo ( )

Tower of Terror ( )

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas ( )

Under Wraps ( )

Northern Lights ( )

Angels in the Endzone ( )

Mighty Ducks the Movie: The First Faceoff ( )

Pooh's Great Adventure: The Search for Christoper Robin ( )

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves ( )

The Love Bug ( )

Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella ( )

Oliver Twist ( )

Meet the Deedles ( )

Mulan (X)

The Parent Trap (X)

Air Bud: Golden Receiver ( )

I'll Be Home for Christmas ( )

A Bug's Life (X)

Mighty Joe Young ( )

You Lucky Dog ( )

Halloweentown ( )

Brink! ( )

Whoopi – A Knight in Camelot (X)

The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit ( )

Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World ( )

The Lion King 2: Simbas Pride (X)

Belle's Magical World ( )

Armageddon ( )

Don't Look Under the Bed (X)

Genius ( )

The Thirteenth Year ( )

Johnny Tsunami ( )

Can of Worms ( )

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century ( )

Horse Sense ( )

Smart House ( )

My Favorite Martian ( )

Doug – The 1. Movie ( )

Endurance ( )

Tarzan (X)

Inspector Gadget ( )

The Straight Story ( )

Toy Story 2 (X)

H.E. – Double Hockey Sticks ( )

Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas ( )

Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving ( )    

Annie ( )

2000:

Fantasia 2000 ( )

The Ultimative Christmas Present ( )

Phantom of the Megaplex ( )

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire ( )

The Other Me ( )

Quints ( )

Ready to Run ( )

Stepsister from Planet Weird ( )

Miracle in Lane 2 ( )

Rip Girls ( )

Alley Cats Strike ( )

The Color of Friendship ( )

Up, Up and Away ( )

Angels in the Infield ( )

Air Bud 3 ( )

Mail to the Chief ( )

Geppetto ( )

The Tigger Movie ( )

Dinosaur (X)

Disney's The Kid ( )

Remember the Titans ( )

102 Dalmatians (X)

The Emperor's New Groove (X)

An Extremly Goofy Movie ( )

Whispers: An Elephant Tale ( )

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (X)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command ( )

Life-Size ( )

The Miracle Worker ( )

Bounce ( )

Jett Jackson: The Movie ( )

The Other Side of Heaven ( )

`Twas the Night ( )

Halloweentown 2: Kalabar's Revenge ( )

The Poof Point ( )

Jumping Ship ( )

Jennie ( )

Hounded ( )

Luck of the Irish ( )

Zenon: The Zequel ( )

Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse ( )

Motocrossed ( )

Recess: School's Out ( )

Lady and the Tramp 2 – Scamp's Adventure (X)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (X)

The Princess Diaries ( )

Max Keebles Big Move ( )

Monsters, Inc (X)

Princess of Thieves ( )

Air Bud 4 ( )

The Scream Team ( )

A Ring of Endless Light ( )

Gotta Kick It Up! ( )

Get a Clue ( )

Tru>> confessions ( )

Cadet Kelly ( )

Double Teamed ( )

Snow Dogs (X)

Return to Neverland (X)

The Rookie ( )

Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True (X)

Lilo & Stitch (X)

The Country Bears ( )

Tuck Everlasting ( )

The Santa Clause 2 ( )

Treasure Planet (X)

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year ( )

The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 ( )

Tarzan & Jane ( )

Mickey's House of Villains ( )

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time ( )

Air Bud 5 ( )

Full Court Miracle ( )

The Cheetah Girls ( )

Eddies Million Dollar Cook-Off ( )

The Even Stevens Movie ( )

Right on Track ( )

You Wish! ( )

101 Dalmatians 2: Patch's London Adventure ( )

The Jungle Book 2 (X)

Inspector Gadget 2 ( )

Piglet's Big Movie ( )

Ghosts of the Abyss ( )

Holes ( )

Atlantis: Milo's Return (X)

The Lizzie McGuire Movie ( )

Finding Nemo (X)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (X)

Freaky Friday ( )

Brother Bear (X)

George of the Jungle 2 ( )

The Haunted Mansion (X)

The Young Black Stallion ( )

Stitch! The Movie ( )

Recess ( )

Recess: All Growed Down ( )

Going to the Mat ( )

Pixel Perfect ( )

Zenon Z3 ( )

Halloweentown High ( )

Tiger Cruise ( )

Stuck in the Suburbs ( )

Teacher's Pet ( )

Miracle ( )

March of the Penguins ( )

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen ( )

Ghost in the Shell 2 – Innocence ( )

Home on the Range (X)

Sacred Planet ( )

Springtime with Roo ( )

Around the World in 80 Days (X)

America's Heart and Soul ( )

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement ( )

Mulan 2 (X)

The Incredibles (X)

Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas (X)

The Lion King 1½ (X)

National Treasure ( )

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers (X)

Aliens of the Deep ( )

The Three Musketeers ( )

Kronk's New Groove ( )

Once Upon a Mattress ( )

Kim Possible Movie – So the Drama ( )

Go Figure ( )

Life is Ruff ( )

The Proud Family Movie ( )

Twitches ( )

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (X)

Pooh's Heffalump Movie ( )

The Pacifier ( )

Ice Princess ( )

Herbie: Fully Loaded ( )

Sky High ( )

Valiant ( )

The Greatest Game Ever Played ( )

Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie ( )

Now You See It ( )

Buffalo Dreams ( )

Chicken Little ( )

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (X)

Tarzan 2 (X)

The Muppet's Wizard of Oz ( )

Air Buddies ( )

Read It and Weep ( )

Wendy Wu – Homecoming Warrior ( )

Cow Belles ( )

The Cheetah Girls 2 ( )

Return to Halloweentown ( )

High School Musical ( )

Brother Bear 2 ( )

Glory Road ( )

Roving Mars ( )

Bambi 2 (X)

Eight Below (X)

The Shaggy Dog ( )

The Wild ( )

Cars ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (X)

Leroy & Stitch ( )

Invincible ( )

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause ( )

Bridge to Terabithia ( )

Johnny Kapahala – Back on Board ( )

Jump In! ( )

Meet the Robinsons ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End ( )

Ratatouille ( )

Underdog ( )

The Pixar Story ( )

The Game Plan ( )

Le Premier Cri ( )

Enchanted ( )

The Fox and the Hound 2 (X)

The Secret of the Magic Gourd ( )

Pooh's Super Sleuth Christmas Movie ( )

Twitches Too ( )

High School Musical 2 ( )

Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time (X)

National Treasure: Book of Secrets ( )

Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert ( )

Snow Buddies ( )

The Cheetah Girls 3: One World ( )

The Little Mermaid – Ariel's Beginning (X)

Tinkerbell (X)

Camp Rock ( )

Minutemen ( )

College Road Trip ( )

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian ( )

Dasavathaaram ( )

WALL-E ( )

Beverly Hills Chihuahu ( )

Morning Light ( )

High School Musical 3: Senior Year ( )

Bolt (X)

Bedtime Stories ( )

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience ( )

Iron Man ( )

Race to Witch Mountain ( )

Hannah Montana: The Movie ( )

Earth ( )

The Incredible Hulk ( )

Trail of the Panda ( )

Up ( )

Lilly the Witch: The Dragon and the Magic Book ( )

G-Force ( )

Walt & El Grupo ( )

The Book of Masters ( )

Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ( )

Santa Buddies Here Comes Santa Paws ( )

Disney's A Christmas Carol ( )

Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure (X)

Old Dogs ( )

Princess Protection Program ( )

The Princess and the Frog ( )

Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too ( )

Hatching Pete ( )

Dadnapped ( )

Space Buddies ( )

2010:

Alice in Wonderland (X)

Waking Sleeping Beauty ( )

Oceans ( )

Santa Paws ( )

Avalon High ( )

Den Brother ( )

Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam ( )

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue (X)

StarStruck ( )

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ( )

Toy Story 3 ( )

You Again ( )

The Sorcerer's Apprentice ( )

The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos ( )

Secretariat ( )

Do Dooni Chaar ( )

Tangled ( )

The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story ( )

Tron: Legacy ( )

Iron Man 2 ( )

Geek Charming ( )

Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! ( )

Phineas & Ferb – The Movie ( )

Spooky Buddies ( )

Anaganaga O Dheerudu ( )

The Suite Life Movie ( )

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure ( )

Lemonade Mouth ( )

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 ( )

Thor ( )

Lilly the Witch: The Journey to Mandolan ( )

Mars Needs Moms ( )

Zokkomon ( )

African Cats ( )

Prom ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ( )

Cars 2 ( )

Winnie the Pooh ( )

Pixie Hollow Games (X)

The Muppets ( )

Girl vs. Monster ( )

Santa Paws 2 ( )

Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess ( )

Radio Rebel ( )

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 ( )

Treasure Buddies ( )

FRenemies ( )

John Carter ( )

Chimpanzee ( )

Arjun: The Warrior Prince ( )

Brave ( )

The Odd Life of Timothy Green ( )

Frankenweenie ( )

Let It Shine ( )

Secret of the Wings (X)

The Advengers ( )

Wreck-It Ralph ( )

Teen Beach Movie ( )

Super Buddies

Oz the Great and Powerful ( )

Wings of Life ( )

Monsters University ( )

The Lone Ranger ( )

Planes ( )

Frozen ( )

Saving Mr. Banks ( )

Iron Man 3 ( )

Thor: The Dark World ( )

How to Build a Better Boy ( )

Zapped ( )

Cloud 9 ( )

The Pirate Fairy (X)

Muppets Most Wanted ( )

Bears ( )

Million Dollar Arm ( )

Maleficent ( )

Planes: Fire & Rescue ( )

Khoobsurat ( )

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day ()

Captain America: The Winter Soldier ( )

Guardians of the Galaxy ( )

Big Hero 6 (X)

Into the Woods ( )

McFarland USA ( )

Cinderella ( )

Monkey Kingdom ( )

Tomorrowland ( )

Inside Out ( )

ABCD 2 ( )

Ant-Man ( )

The Good Dinosaur ( )

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (X)

Teen Beach 2 ( )

Tinkerbell and the Legend of the NeverBeast (X)

Bad Hair Day ( )

Descendants ( )

Avengers: Age of Ultron ( )

The Finest Hours ( )

Zootopia (X)

The Jungle Book ( )

Tini: The Movie ( )

Alice Through the Looking Glass ( )

Finding Dory ( )

BFG ( )

Pete's Dragon ( )

Queen of Katwe ( )

Moana (X)

Captain America: Civil War ( )

Doctor Strange ( )

Rogue One. A Star Wars Story (X)

Growing Up Wild ( )

Dangal ( )

 L'Empereur – March of the Penguins 2: The Next Step ( )

Beauty and the Beast ( )

Born in China ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ( )

Cars 3 ( )

Ghost of the Mountains ( )

Jagga Jasoos ( )

Coco ( )

Lillys Bewitched Christmas ( )

Descendants 2 ( )

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ( )

Spider Man: Homecoming ( )

Thor: Ragnarok ( )

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (X)

Expedition China ( )

A Wrinkle in Time ( )

The Incredibles 2 ( )

Christoper Robin ( )

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms ( )

Ralph Breaks the Internet ( )

Mary Poppins Returns ( )

Zombies ( )

Black Panther ( )

Avengers: Infinity War ( )

Solo: A Star Wars Story ( )

Ant-Man and the Wasp ( )

Dumbo ( )

Penguins ( )

Aladdin ( )

Toy Stor 4 ( )

The Lion King ( )

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil ( )

Lady and the Tramp ( )

Noelle ( )

Frozen 2 ( )

Descendants 3 ( )

Captain Marvel ( )

Avengers: End Game ( )

Spider-Man: Far From Home ( )

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ( )

One Day at Disney ( )

Togo ( )

2020:

Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made ( )

Onward ( )

Stargirl ( )

Dolphin Reef ( )

Elephant ( )

Artemis Fowl ( )

Hamilton ( )

Mulan ( )

The One and Only Ivan ( )

The Beatles: Get Back ( )

Soul ( )

Secret Society of Second-Born Royals ( )

Magic Camp ( )

Howard ( )

Urgh! Wish me luck, that I survive this....

[everydisneymovie]

THE LIST

Post #2

3/1/2020

Let’s get this out of the way: Every theatrically released Disney movie. A [X] near a movie means I have already seen it, but I will still be re-watching it for this project.

A [(number)] near a movie means it has been watched and reviewed so far.

Some movies were added to fit the rules, such as the High school musical movies and the March of the Penguins Movie.

Let’s do this:

1930’s

Academy Award Review of Walt Disney Cartoons [11] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [30]

1940’s

Pinocchio [21] Fantasia [25] The Reluctant Dragon [16] Dumbo [27] Bambi [32] Saludos Amigos [19] Victory Through Air Power [20] The Three Caballeros [17] Make Mine Music [17] Song of the South [12] Fun and Fancy Free [14] Melody Time [14] So Dear to My Heart [21] The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad [22]

1950’s

Cinderella [16] Treasure Island Alice in Wonderland [X] The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men Peter Pan [X] The Sword and the Rose The Living Desert Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue The Vanishing Prairie 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier Lady and the Tramp [X] The African Lion The Littlest Outlaw The Great Locomotive Chase Davy Crockett and the River Pirates Secrets of Life Westward Ho the Wagons! Johnny Tremain Perri Old Yeller [X] The Light in the Forest White Wilderness Tonka Sleeping Beauty [X] The Shaggy Dog  Darby O'Gill and the Little People Zorro the Avenger Third Man on the Mountain

1960’s

Toby Tyler [X] Kidnapped Pollyanna [X] The Sign of Zorro Jungle Cat Ten Who Dared Swiss Family Robinson [X] One Hundred and One Dalmatians [X] The Absent-Minded Professor The Parent Trap [X] Nikki, Wild Dog of the North Greyfriars Bobby Babes in Toyland Moon Pilot Bon Voyage! Big Red [X] Almost Angels The Legend of Lobo In Search of the Castaways Son of Flubber Miracle of the White Stallions Savage Sam Summer Magic The Incredible Journey The Sword in the Stone [X] A Tiger Walks The Misadventures of Merlin Jones The Three Lives of Thomasina The Moon-Spinners Mary Poppins Emil and the Detectives Those Calloways The Monkey's Uncle That Darn Cat! The Ugly Dachshund Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. The Fighting Prince of Donegal Follow Me, Boys! Monkeys, Go Home! The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin The Gnome-Mobile The Jungle Book [X] Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar The Happiest Millionaire Blackbeard's Ghost The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band Never a Dull Moment The Horse in the Gray Flannel Suit The Love Bug Smith! Rascal The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

1970’s

King of the Grizzlies The Boatniks The Wild Country The Aristocats [X] The Barefoot Executive Scandalous John The Million Dollar Duck Bedknobs and Broomsticks The Biscuit Eater Now You See Him, Now You Don't Napoleon and Samantha Run, Cougar, Run Snowball Express The World's Greatest Athlete Charley and the Angel One Little Indian Robin Hood [X] Superdad Herbie Rides Again The Bears and I The Castaway Cowboy The Island at the Top of the World The Strongest Man in the World Escape to Witch Mountain The Apple Dumpling Gang One of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing The Best of Walt Disney's True-Life Adventures Ride a Wild Pony No Deposit, No Return Treasure of Matecumbe Gus The Shaggy D.A. Freaky Friday The Littlest Horse Thieves The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh A Tale of Two Critters The Rescuers [X] Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo Pete's Dragon Candleshoe Return from Witch Mountain The Cat from Outer Space Hot Lead and Cold Feet The North Avenue Irregulars The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again Unidentified Flying Oddball The Black Hole The London Connection

1980’s

Midnight Madness The Watcher in the Woods Herbie Goes Bananas The Last Flight of Noah's Ark Popeye The Devil and Max Devlin Amy Dragonslayer The Fox and the Hound Condorman Night Crossing Tron Tex Trenchcoat Something Wicked This Way Comes Never Cry Wolf Return to Oz The Black Cauldron [X] The Journey of Natty Gann One Magic Christmas The Great Mouse Detective [X] Flight of the Navigator Benji the Hunted Return to Snowy River Oliver & Company [X] Honey, I Shrunk the Kids [X] Cheetah The Little Mermaid [X]

1990’s

DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp The Rescuers Down Under White Fang Shipwrecked Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken The Rocketeer [X] Beauty and the Beast [X] Newsies [X] Honey, I Blew Up the Kid The Mighty Ducks Aladdin [X] The Muppet Christmas Carol [X] Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey A Far Off Place The Adventures of Huck Finn Hocus Pocus Cool Runnings [X] The Three Musketeers Iron Will Blank Check [X] D2: The Mighty Ducks White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf The Lion King [X] Angels in the Outfield Squanto: A Warrior's Tale The Santa Clause [X] The Jungle Book Heavyweights [X] Man of the House Tall Tale A Goofy Movie Pocahontas Operation Dumbo Drop A Kid in King Arthur's Court The Big Green Frank and Ollie Toy Story [X] Tom and Huck Muppet Treasure Island [X] Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco James and the Giant Peach [X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame [X] First Kid D3: The Mighty Ducks 101 Dalmatians [X] That Darn Cat Jungle 2 Jungle Hercules [X] George of the Jungle [X] Air Bud [X] RocketMan Flubber [X] Mr. Magoo Meet the Deedles Mulan [X] The Parent Trap [X] Air Bud: Golden Receiver I'll Be Home for Christmas A Bug's Life [X] Mighty Joe Young My Favorite Martian Doug's 1st Movie [X] Endurance  Tarzan [X] Inspector Gadget [X] The Straight Story Toy Story 2 [X]

2000’s

Fantasia 2000 The Tigger Movie [X] Dinosaur [X] Disney's The Kid Remember the Titans 102 Dalmatians The Emperor's New Groove [X] Recess: School's Out [X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire [X] The Princess Diaries Max Keeble's Big Move Monsters, Inc. [X] Snow Dogs Return to Never Land The Rookie Lilo & Stitch [X] The Country Bears Tuck Everlasting The Santa Clause 2 [X] Treasure Planet [X] The Jungle Book 2  Piglet's Big Movie [X] Ghosts of the Abyss Holes [X] The Lizzie McGuire Movie Finding Nemo [X] Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [X] Freaky Friday [X] Brother Bear The Haunted Mansion [X] The Young Black Stallion Teacher's Pet [X] Miracle Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence Home on the Range [X] Sacred Planet Around the World in 80 Days America's Heart and Soul The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement The Incredibles [X] National Treasure [X] Aliens of the Deep Pooh's Heffalump Movie [X] The Pacifier [X] Ice Princess Herbie: Fully Loaded [X] Sky High [X] Valiant [X] The Greatest Game Ever Played Chicken Little The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [X] Glory Road Roving Mars Eight Below [X] The Shaggy Dog The Wild [X] Cars [X] Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest [X] Invincible The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D [X] The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause [X] Bridge to Terabithia Meet the Robinsons  [X] Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End [X] Ratatouille [X] Underdog [X] The Pixar Story The Game Plan Le Premier Cri Enchanted [X] National Treasure: Book of Secrets [X] Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert College Road Trip The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Dasavathaaram WALL-E [X] Beverly Hills Chihuahua Morning Light (High School Musical) [X] (High School Musical 2) [X] High School Musical 3: Senior Year Bolt [X] Bedtime Stories [X] Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience Race to Witch Mountain Hannah Montana: The Movie Earth Trail of the Panda Up [X] Lilly the Witch: The Dragon and the Magic Book G-Force [X] Walt & El Grupo The Book of Masters Disney's A Christmas Carol Old Dogs The Princess and the Frog [X]

2010’s

Alice in Wonderland [X] Waking Sleeping Beauty Oceans Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Toy Story 3 [X] The Sorcerer's Apprentice The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos Secretariat Do Dooni Chaar Tangled [X] The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story Tron: Legacy Anaganaga O Dheerudu Lilly the Witch: The Journey to Mandolan Mars Needs Moms Zokkomon African Cats Prom Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [X] Cars 2 Winnie the Pooh The Muppets [X] John Carter Chimpanzee Arjun: The Warrior Prince Brave [X] The Odd Life of Timothy Green Frankenweenie Wreck-It Ralph [X] Oz the Great and Powerful Wings of Life Monsters University [X] The Lone Ranger [X] Planes Frozen [X] Saving Mr. Banks [X] Muppets Most Wanted [X] Bears Million Dollar Arm Maleficent Planes: Fire & Rescue Khoobsurat Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Big Hero 6 [X] Into the Woods [X] McFarland, USA Cinderella Monkey Kingdom Tomorrowland Inside Out [X] (ABCD) ABCD 2 The Good Dinosaur The Finest Hours Zootopia [X] The Jungle Book Tini: The Movie Alice Through the Looking Glass Finding Dory The BFG Pete's Dragon Queen of Katwe Moana [X] Growing Up Wild Dangal (March of the Penguins?) [X] L'Empereur - March of the Penguins 2: The Next Step Beauty and the Beast [X] Born in China Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Cars 3 Ghost of the Mountains Jagga Jasoos Coco [X] Expedition China A Wrinkle in Time Incredibles 2 [X] Christopher Robin The Nutcracker and the Four Realms Ralph Breaks the Internet Mary Poppins Returns Dumbo Penguins Aladdin Toy Story 4 [X] The Lion King Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Lady and the Tramp Noelle Frozen II One Day at Disney Togo

2020’s

Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

There are about 431 movies on this list and I have seen about 124 of them, for a total of 28.7% of all Disney movies.

This should be a nightmare.

[moribund-world]

Little America - Leisure Areas

Liberty Lane boasts state-of-the-art, high-tech amenities to entertain even the most discerning of residents; the Cinema is stocked from the Vault’s vast collection in the Archives -- documentaries, dramas, fantasies, cartoons, and more -- all curated by film expert Frankie Ortega. (Residents, please find the current schedule at any convenient terminal under the Cinema entry for the current month)

Just past the Cinema is the Vault’s collection of vending machines, always stocked with ice-cold Nuka-Cola, Sunset Sarsparilla and Vim!, along with an Eat-o-Tron for snacks and goodies. (Overseer is not responsible for deficits in specific flavors and/or treats, please direct complaints to Inventory Manager Julia Diaz or Commissary Quartermaster Lt. Cmdr. E. Osborn).

The next stop is the Vault’s Arcade, with the absolute latest in video game technology, generously furnished by RobCo! Chits are available in the Commissary which can be exchanged for tokens for gameplay. No refunds.

Below the Arcade (Make sure you’re 18!) is the Caldwell Brothers Pub and Gameroom. Poker night is on Thursdays, and there are regular billiard and darts tournaments.

[khuepham]

Old messages

Dung~ Ai : Theo chu thi TS tour se ntn?t muon chu la nguoi lon nhat ko the vang mat nhe! Thoai mai roi, choi tet di dog chi, t no may may bua com,cho t tra chu 12Au2009-21:53:55 Tra : Cac chi i bao e trog ngo nghinh lam.e ko lam luc 4h i, luc day chi o day thay chi Linh 9Sept2009-18:32:14 Tra : sao lop em co minh e la con trai the.xin chuyen sang lop 3 di 19Sept2009-12:03:05 Tra : Hoc the nao? di xin chuyen lop chua? 21Sept2009-17:51:39 Tra : Lai ko chuyen.thoi, roi se quen vs cac ban.lop e co may ban hoc tieng Nhat rui? 21Sept2009-17:57:09 Duc : C hoc thuoc 46 chu Hiragana chua? Chieu nay t di tap Yosakoi zui dey. Hay fet'. 23Sept2009-00:21:04 Duc : Acc. Ca 1van de day. Hehe. C hoc xong 2 bag chu kaj chua?:D 27Sept2009-10:55:43 Tra : Cam on em.qua to the 28Sept2009-11:27:19 Ha ruoi : T ha ruoj day.hjhj.Day la so moj cua t. 17Oct2009-23:42:39 P.Anh 1NB09 : Thx ban trai duy nhat cua 1nb XD nam moi vui ve XD 13Feb2010-21:51:20 Ngân Lợn: Tks only 1nb's gentleman.co len nha.rat vuj vj lop mjh co c 13Feb2010-22:48:21 --------------------------------------------------------- MaiHa : Hj. T k mag. Mag dj nag lam. C co mag di ah? Hn t met fo fac ra. Den gjo an chua nhj? 7June2010-17:28:11 MaiHa : K. can lapt0p lm j ah? Kaj vjdeo tren youtube la c lm? 7June2010-21:56:04 MaiNguyen : T o cung fong voi 1 ban on thi DH, the nen mn toan phai sang fong ben canh choi cho no hoc. ay. 8June2010-05:45:35 MaiNguyen : Thich o day hon o nha^^ 8June2010-20:41:53 MaiHa : He. Quen dt o fog. Hjt. Uc che mu0n djen len 8June2010-22:14:59 Thuy?1NB09 : Ok desune!:D! Dua Khue ti.u.t cat cho 8June2010-22:17:05 Thuy?1NB09 : Xuong dat ma nam.lay sach ra ma wat.chju kho dj roj maj t dua wat cho 8June2010-22:21:51 Thuy?1NB09 : T wen het tjeng anh roj.o hjeu.thoj.maj noj tjep.den gjo di ngu roj.g9 8June2010-22:29:35 Thuy?1NB09 : O faj.den gjo dj ngu.faj tat djen o bj fat.fong khue o tat djen ah?bj fat day 8June2010-22:36:38 P.Mai k.Duc : Hj2,thank you very much!i am so afraid!what are you doing? 8June2010-22:41:07 MaiNguyen : Dc thuong thuc 1 cuoc song khac thuong thj phai bjet huong thu chu. Dung co noi to dien, ngay mai biet dau cau lai thik qua ko muon ve nua ay. 8June2010-22:57:50 MaiNguyen : Only when you are in horrible life that you think of your own worst enemy !.......Always be my pleasure.how can you find me? Dont lie lie 8June2010-22:58:18 MaiNguyen : ^^.Chac han la mot cau chuyen hap dan. Hahaha. Thinh ma lai. 8June2010-23:02:11 Tra : An chan lam a? 9June2010-21:40:54 LeVa : c oj len phong t an hoa qua nha.nhanh len,hjhj. 10June2010-18:03:59 Rosie : Not when i sleep with 11 other people. r u mad at me or somethjng? 14June2010-08:12:41 LeVa : ohayo!hjhj!arjgato!toj wa laj faj dj gac ha c? 15June2010-05:38:19 LeVa : eo kho nhj?nh chj faj gac co 2 tjeng thoj dung k? 15June2010-06:30:38 MaiNguyen : :).*toe toet* 15JUne2010-06:48:56 Rosie : Dag ngoj dau? 15June2010-07:57:18 LeVa : gac luc y thj ok! can t tjep te nuoc va hoa qua k?hjhj! 15June2010-13:38:30 MaiNguyen : To dang bi stress nang. >< cuu to voi!!! 15June2010-13:40:20 LeVa : uhm! nh neu d/c k can thj thoj!hehe 16June2010-13:41:03 Rosie : To chup dc ank cau day, nhug ank ko thay ro mat 15June2010-15:26:38 Rosie : Nguy =)) 15June2010-15:32:47 Rosie : Ok. co fee ko :)) 15June2010-15:33:34 Rosie : Chup a free ah =)) dua thọ. chup thj may cạ cha dc. khj nao thik thj nhan tjn cho to :) 15June2010-15:36:47 Tra : Thik lam.chi thik nhat mon day 15June2010-16:12:10 Tra : Hom nay lai hoc ban tiep a? 16June2010-09:40:31 Rosie : An xog ruj chu! dao nay tu dug laj co caj tat nhjn xem co thay ban khue ko:D.ca fog dj xem wc, dag ngoj 1 mjnk nen mun nhan tjn cho ban thuj ko can rep dau :D 17June2010-18:33:30 Rosie : Gambatte ne 18June2010-08:28:30 Rosie : Co len nha, co j thog bao kq cho to 18June2010-09:11:43 Rosie : i think tonight is ok if u want to alleviate my ailment. i'll wait for u in c2 after dinner ok? just remember to go alone to avoid misunderstanding 21June2010-14:40:51 Dong : Khue oi.t Dong day.Sr c vi h moi nhan lai dc.sim kia cua t het tien:-( mai t fai di thi rui.de ngay kia dc k c?:-) 25June2010-13:37:48 Rosie : Not at all. i kinda enjoyed it. y do u think i felt bad? 29June2010-08:22:30 Rosie : Yeah i do. i always hide my true feeling 29June2010-08:26:49 Rosie : Not that clear. i still think u're a little weird and mysterious 29June2010-08:33:50 LeVa : uh.chieu nay thjx thj tap trung de dj chup a!chjeu c thj o day day ? 29June2010-08:51:28 Rosie : :)) ban nhung hum nay tron an com trua :D 29June2010-10:56:41 Rosie : Bao gio k ve que? 29June2010-11:29:17 Rosie : Djnk ru k di xem fjm thui :D 29June2010-11:31:44 Rosie : Ua gan nha to ma :D laj re. dj ko? to len ljck 29June2010-11:34:33 Rosie : To se ru them 1 so ban than nua chu to vs k dj vs nhau to so k ngaj, laj speechless thj chan lam :D 29June2010-11:46:45 Rosie : treat like what? i don't think of it as a big deal. but it's ok if u don't want to go with my friends. i'll arrange them some other day : ). they're just a few people who are really close to me 29June2010-11:55:10 Rosie : Ok then i'll catch u later. i'm taking a nap 29June2010-11:59:05 Rosie : I hate rat, mouse or any word to call that horrendous animal. 29June2010-12:15:17 Rosie : That's the cartoon i hate the most. y that little rat always win? that's unfair. this creature should be eliminated 29June2010-12:20:14 Rosie : I'm taking my camera with me. if u still want a photo, this is ur last chance 29June2010-13:45:07 Rosie : i'm asking u. ur answer should be yes or no 29June2010-13:47:35 Rosie : but how and when? 29June2010-13:54:26 Rosie : not good. i'll have changed my clothes already. after taking the test i'll run to get the bathroom. because it's always crowded there so i may have to wait for the bathroom. that's my only free time with this uniform on 29June2010-13:58:55 Rosie : And no shower? i don't think so.>.< 29June2010-14:04:02 Rosie : No i gonna wash my hair today and the bathroom in my room is unuseable 29June2010-14:11:21 LeVa : c thj o dau day?lat ra nha da nang nha ! 29June2010-14:14:27 Rosie : I don't know >.< must be before i take shower or before we gather tonight. i'm not going to dinner today 29June2010-14:21:53 Rosie : I'm havin' shower >.<. i can wear uniform after dinner so finish it fast then call me out. good luck with the test. i think i failed 29June2010-15:17:16 Rosie : It's way to difficult >.< anyway can u consider about going to the movie with my friends ;;) one has just back from the us. i think it's ok to make new friend. they are very nice:D. it's not that i don't want to go with u alone. i do but i kinda overspend this month. don't feel bad of me 29June2010-15:31:58 Rosie : To mak wan fuk nen bj lo la hen k vua bj de ra trag djem day >"< tam mua can than cam day 29June201o-17:39:46 MaiNguyen : Canh thu vi the ma ko goi minh som :D. Ngay cuoi cung can than om ko let dc ve nha day ban a! 29June2010-17:42:14 Rosie : chak la van thay thuj. to bj bat trag djem chu co faj thjk dau >"< 29June2010-17:49:33 Rosie : Chet khok thj co ay cu bj de ra trag djem thj bjt >"< 29June2010-17:51:42 Rosie : To dag o nha an day:D 29June2010-18:02:27 Rosie : Thanks for spending time with me tonight. i had great time. i really enjoyed talking to u 29June2010-20:05:02 Rosie : Let just say u're a good listener. u wasn't against anything i say :) didn't u say words are not important as staying by my side =) 29June2010-20:14:59 Rosie : Not at all i don't think of anyone as boring. i think u're nice. i tried to find out topics to keep out conversation continue. do u think i'm talkative? sometimes i just need someone to listen to me and i know u're perfect guy for that 29June2010-20:27:46 Rosie : I don't think it's a big deal. but if u want to go alone with me can u give me a ride? :D hey i passed the test this afternoon. i'm free tomorrow so awesome 29June2010-21:31:19 Rosie : Let me check the cinema's schedule then give u a call. do u mind driving me? 2june2010-21:36:43 Rosie : Cool :d how was ur test? i have a 5 >"< close to death 29June2010-21:54:51 LeVa : gac x0ng ruj c0n ngoj do lam j the?ve ngu dj c! 30June2010-05:38:40 Rosie : I didn't ecpect them to win anyway, i hope they did their best and that's all i can ask for 30June2010-05:40:07 LeVa : hjxhjx.lam j?tuj no c0n c day!len ph0ng ma xem dang ngu la ljet day nay!hjxhjx 30June2010-05:42:24 Rosie : it turn out i was right. the last meal is the worst one =) 30June2010-18:06:42 Rosie : Take care. maj ve con dj choj vs to :)) 30June2010-21:22:29 ---------------------------------------------------------------- Rosie : Hope u're doing fine with all the work. don't stay up too late. i'm going to bed now. sleep well sweetheart 6July2010-23:46:41

[dumpster-of-the-lost-souls]

Batman Seven Years Au part 2

The Intern makes the swap over to Criminalology and Psychology since having a degree in both fields would be a good asset in the work of vigilantism. Due to genetics the intern is built like a stick and kinda scrawny so they lose intimidation in the stature and scale catagories. They only come up to Bruce’s shoulders when the tw o first meet. They end up when everyone returns being barely an inch taller then Bruce. They did get a little help in the height department around year 3 and a half. Their vigilante/hero alias is Dart, named for both the poison dart frog and the game darts, their main shtick is using laced darts, gas canisters and other methods to administer, hallucinogens, anesthetic, fear toxins, sedatives, and anti-toxins at Dart’s leisure. They take several pages out of scarecrow’s book in that regard. Their gear contains bulletresistent plating and armor on the torso, thighs, upper arm and neck. They also have shin guards wrist guards that extend into bracers and gloves. The gloves cover their hands completely and have gripping material to help them grab a hold and carry objects.

Dart doesn’t wear a Cowl or Domino mask and instead opts for a gas mask, helmet, purge mask combo. With a built in voice scrambler. The lower half looks like this

While it transitions to this for the upper half.

The rest of their costume is this dark navy/ dark green color body suit with the armor a similar color and layered on top they also have steel toed army boots. For carrying items they have two belts and a bandolier for gas canisters and darts an a small backpack filled to the brim with medical supplies they also have a cloak/trench coat thing that kinda resembles this:

Just make it this beigeish greenish color a fair bit more raggedy and a hood and it’s a bit of a dead ringer for what I’ve got in my head. The neon highlights of the costume are originally the same yellow color as Batman’s emblem but shifted to a sickly neon acid green around the time they hit their growth spurt.

The Intern/ Dart’s real name is Isea Conners and is a foster kid that got kicked from house to house a lot. Isea gets adopted by the Conners who live in Gotham. Mr. and Mrs. Conner died from exposure to Joker venom 2 years before the story begins. Isea has brown hair hazel eyes and is nearsighted and has prescription glasses for that.

Tweedledumbass is Ryan Conners Isea’s foster/adopted brother. Ryan was the one of the tweedles that brought in magic to the mix. His alias is Avalon named for the island of the same name in Arthurian Legend. He fights using magic summoning fireballs, lightning, water, gusts of wind, tornados and dust devils etc. Avalon wears a pair of ski goggles over the signature domino mask has a metal mask over the lower half of his face kinda like Slade from the original teen titans cartoon. Built in voice changer and filters here too. Has a more wizardy/archaic vibe compared to Dart’s cyberpunk. Still has bulletproof protection. Doesn’t have shin guards. Has leather vest, boots, vambraces and leather pouches. Has a pair of black leather pants. has a hooded cloak jacket and shawl layered very similarly to the assassins from the assassins creed franchise. Has a much brighter color scheme with whites and fucking neon fuchsia. Isea keeps giving him shit for being an eyesore.

Emil Heikkinen is a Finnish transfer student and the Tweedledee of the trio and is the group’s hacker and Informant. Emil is responsible for the memory part of the spell since humans are biological computers. His Alias is Weaver as in the Golden silk orb-weaver spider. As long as you have tech your caught in his web. He doesn’t do a lot of field work but when he does his suit looks like something pulled straight out of Tron. His signature color would be grey. His helmet looks like it has a set of spider eyes where the visor would be.

Kavion Sutton is an African American man who is focused on aerospace engineering and uses quantum mechanics to cut down on travel distance through worm holes and teleportation. He builds most of the team’s gear himself and makes all of the hardware. His alias is Fossa as in the predator from Madagascar. He uses a custom pair of handguns that use non-lethal ammunition. Tracking glow in the dark paint, hardening gel, ice, taze etc. he did go through the proper channels to have a permit to have a gun on hand. Kavion is the one wearing the heaviest armor out of all of them and his gear would be similar to that of the winter soldier but with a full helmet. Associated with burgundy.

Julia Tasis-Woods is the Afro-Mexican woman who takes charge of Lexcorp and Wayne Enterprises by capitalizing on the power vacuum. Julia joins the group around the year 2 mark having traveled to Gotham having heard rumors of vigilantes running around. Julia wants in and joins the crew as Viper. Julia ends up being the groups main source of funding. Julia fights with a pair of brass knuckles, and fights like a boxer when it comes to combat. A jumpsuit with padding and a helmet with a reinforced glass visor and a built in mouth guard/gas mask. Enough bullet proof resistant armor to protect the vitals. Has three brass knuckle sets. A standard one, one with spikes and laced with some of Dart’s toxins, and a set with built in tazers. Signature color is a dark forest green.

Ikram Safar is a Muslim teen who comes into contact and subsequently bonds with the orange lantern ring. She isn’t corrupted immediately by the ring due to being completely blind since birth. Meeting the rest of the team helps stave it off along with an ever growing collection of dice. She does succumb to the ring but manages to claw her way back to control thanks to everyone else. Her alias is Madiya which is the English spelling of the Arabic word مضيئة which according to google translate means luminous. Her generated suit is a full body suit with the main body is orange with it extending halfway to the elbows and to the knees. The rest of the suit is black aside from orange on the palms of her hands, the bottom of her feet, and a solid ring around her ankles and wrists. Ikran bears a orange shayla that has its ends emblazoned with the orange lantern emblem. Her domino mask is a single piece of orange metal that has no markings for where the eyes would be on other masks.

Random character details and stuff

I got Isea by failing to spell Isaiah. I went off pure pronunciation.

Isea is non-binary

Isea’s bio parents were Hungarian

When I say Isea is about an inch taller than Bruce I say that when Isea is going barefoot while Bruce is in full Batman gear.

Isea and Ryan were drifting apart when the story begins.

Ryan has a British accent

Ikram collects dice that are slightly bigger than standard dnd dice. Being about 1.5x bigger, this is so the carved numbers and logos can be both bigger and deeper allowing Ikram to feel the designs and the design details better. Ikram will also collect unusually shaped dice. Like this wizard set.

Ryan is the only one who doesn’t have a college education and does not plan on getting one. He sees college as a waste of his time and money.

Ryan, Emil, and Kavion are fine when they are split up or have someone supervising them, but when the three of them are left alone their shared IQ drops to 23.

[hereissomestuffiwrote]

2020 Hyundai Elantra

Rental cars are so great- it’s like getting to sidestep your daily driver for a car mistress, or car gigolo. Not that I have any desire to do such a thing, as I’m in a perfectly healthy relationship with an older Volkswagen. But she needed a few days off, and with this virus business I didn’t wanna Uber, so a rental it would have to be. Wanting to save money to put towards the Jetta’s possible costly maintenance, I first checked Turo, which was crazy cheap, but all they had available were a bunch of 2012 Fiat 500s. Fun fact- when my Honda got stolen in 2012 I tried to rent a car from a company through my insurance- all they had available was a then brand new Fiat 500, but they couldn’t let me rent it they said, because it kept breaking down on them. Back in 2012. So no thanks on the same car eight year later. I moved on to Enterprise, and I decided to go with the lowest-priced deal possible, which promised a Mitsubishi Mirage or similar. I’m furloughed at the moment, so this thing would just have to get me home from and then back to my mechanic’s. I could deal with an economy car just for that. 

The plan was to meet the rental agent at the repair shop where I was leaving my car, sign some stuff, and then take off in the Mirage or similar. Wanting to socially isolate as much as possible, I decided to wait in my car until the rental agent and the employee who was driving them back to their office both showed up. First, I saw a brand new Hyundai Elantra with out of state plates and a barcode on the windshield pull into a spot. I figured that was the shuttle back, so I got out of my car, figuring my rental was right behind the Hyundai. And sure enough, moments later a Chevy Sonic pulled up. A Sonic is similar to a Mirage, right? I immediately noticed that the Sonic was absolutely filthy and kinda dented up, which, whatever, I’m renting from the bottom shelf, but also that the driver was an elderly man with no face mask. Huh. Well, okay. “Is that mine?” I cheerfully asked the man, who looked back at me completely bewildered. “No” he said gruffly, and then started taking some boxes out of his back seat. Oh man, should I have upgraded to Compact or Standard? Could Economy really be this bad? But just then- “Excuse me, sir?”, I heard from the direction of the Hyundai, “I’m with Enterprise! We have your car right over here!” It turns out they upgraded me two full vehicle classes- score! So the Elantra was mine, the rental agent’s shuttle was a Chrysler Pacifica that rolled up a few minutes later, and that dirty Sonic was a parts delivery guy. Oops.  

Even though I have a perfectly valid credit card and a perfectly legitimate checking account, when I signed the Enterprise agent’s iPad iFelt like Preston in Blank Check pulling off one of his many bullshit “Mr. Macintosh” transactions. Like, handing over a piece of plastic and scribbling incoherently with my finger on a tablet screen = unlimited access to a brand new motor vehicle? Whaaaat? But it seriously was that easy! Plus, COVID-19 precautions meant my agent just straight up left the keys in the ignition with the car running- one less point of contagion. He was super nice though, and wiped down everything before leaving the car to me. Of course, I pretended that we were both criminals and he was cleaning his fingerprints off a getaway car before handing it over to me for disposal. I also kept thinking about the rental car scene in the awesome buddy-comedy My Fellow Americans in which a little Hyundai is used as a punchline-

Spoiler alert- things go really, really well with the Lexus-

Jesus, what was it with abusing rental cars in 80′s and 90′s comedies? The poor things got less than no respect. 

Insane that twenty-four years later, the two brands really aren’t a whole lot different anymore. Side by side, my brand new Elantra and a Lexus IS don’t even look particularly dissimilar from one another, save for the latter one’s more pronounced gaping O face. Even with a more staid design, the Hyundai certainly doesn’t at all appear notably goofier or cheaper in comparison.

Once inside, the Elantra seemed like a nice enough place. I went to grab a CD out of the Jetta (Yes, like a grandpa I still listen to compact discs in the car, don’t judge) and then realized upon closer inspection that the Elantra didn’t even have a CD slot. Since I couldn’t understand the deal with the satellite radio- it seemed to me like the previous renter had only activated five stations, and they were all Catholic talk radio stations- I just defaulted to my favorite local FM channel. Whenever I’ve been given a rental car in the past, I compulsively have to see how loud the volume on the stereo will go before it starts hurting my ears. And I’m happy to report that the Elantra was capable of boosting “High” by The Cure to an acceptably window-shaking volume. With that important business out of the way, I could see what else was up with this car. It had a sportshift kinda gear box, I guess Hyundai’s is called SHIFTRONIC®. 

I messed around with it, it seemed responsive. Downshifts really did slow the car considerably, and upshifts seemed to make it go faster, but I don’t know, my foot was also on the gas, so maybe it was just a placebo effect? Either way, I’m a big fan of manumatics- it’s always good to look down and see the little S and the plus/minus. It’s a welcome bonus touch, like when a deli sandwich comes with a pickle. Even if you’re never going to want or use that pickle, it’s just nice someone made the effort.

Next, I needed to push this “Drive Mode” button and see what that did. Sadly, hitting it did not cause toothpicks to dispense from the sun visor and “Nightcall” by Kavinsky to boom over the sound system, lame. But, instead, it pulled up this dope TRON-esque graphic of the Elantra on the touch screen-

I just love it when digital renderings of cars appear on their dash screens. Second only to visual equalizers, they’re my favorite completely unnecessary yet supremely cool thing that a display can offer me. The fun cartoon in the Elantra explained that I had the choice of three modes- Smart, Normal and Sport. The Catholic talk radio renter had been driving it in Normal, no surprise there. I was on the highway at this point, so I decided to get crazy and punch it into Sport. And believe it or not, it made a huge difference! I once drove a Mini Cooper S with a manual, and while Elantra Sport Mode certainly wasn’t that vivacious, it was much, much more fun than Elantra Normal or Elantra Smart. Okay, full disclosure- I didn’t even bother to check out Elantra Smart- I spent too many years driving a Prius to care to see what the “nerd setting” felt like- I can imagine vividly, thanks. 

It wasn’t until I arrived home that I even bothered to see what the key situation was. Like I said, they were theoretically in it, as the engine was on, but not until pulling up near my house did I think to make sure that they were actually in the car. They were though, dangling from an ignition cylinder the way car keys are supposed to. I myself hate proximity fobs, push starts and such- they make me feel too disconnected. I have too many years of the muscle memory of my fingers gripping a physical car key, turning it, and feeling the vibration of the engine starting to ever get used to anything else. To me, that sensation also turns a key in my brain, and once that’s turned, it is like “Okay, we’re operating a car now, pay attention”. Without that ritual, I can’t focus on my driving quite the same way. I would imagine it would be similarly disorienting if suddenly all cigarettes just came magically lit right out of the pack, long time smokers would say “What the hell? I enjoy the act of flicking my Zippo, that’s part of the whole thing!” You know? Lucky for me, the Hyundai had keys-keys, albeit surprisingly budget looking ones-

My friend’s mom had a 2004 Elantra that he’d borrow and I’m fairly certain the keys for that thing looked almost identical. A quick Google search proved me right.

C’mon Hyundai! This thing was a two-thousand and twenty! And it wasn’t even the base model. Not even a switchblade? Or a buttons-built-into-the-top-of-the-key type deal? Nope. Key and separate fob, 1995 style. Oh well. Since I’m on furlough at the moment, I didn’t really have anywhere I needed to go, so I just left the Hyundai to sit until the Jetta was ready. When I got word that the VW was all put back together, I headed back into the countryside in the Elantra.  

Enhance! It’s hard to tell, but that’s a genuine Passat W8 all-wheel-drive wagon in front of me. 

When I got closer, I noticed that it was full of yard work equipment, and getting pretty beat looking. Sitting behind it at a red light, I noticed the two young guys in it were rocking out to music. It was warm out that day, so since we both had our windows down I could immediately recognize Kid Rock’s “Cowboy” slapping through the Passat’s Monsoon speakers. The two guys nodded along with it enthusiastically for a few moments before starting to laugh and changing tracks on either a mix CD or a Spotify playlist or whatever. Ohhhh, they were rocking out to it ironically. The plot thickened. If it was a mix CD, were they driving a borrowed car and laughing at someone’s taste, as my friends and I did when we commandeered a dad’s Lincoln LS and found “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins deep within the trunk mounted CD changer? Or were they a couple of Gen Zs cycling archaeologically through a Woodstock ‘99 playlist on a streaming device of some sort? I’ll never know. Anyway, bawitda-back to my story about the Elantra. I had to put a bank-busting $3.12 worth of gas into it so that it would have a full tank before dumping the keys into my mechanic’s after hours slot and happily reclaiming the Jetta. Not that there was anything wrong with the Elantra- as has been stated endlessly elsewhere, it’s truly amazing how far Hyundai has come over the last twenty or so years. I guess the rental company wasn’t as enthusiastic about the little car’s innovations or maybe they were just used to them, as I got a call from my mechanic a few days later telling me it still hadn’t been picked up. I called the rental people who assured me they would be coming to grab it, they had just been busy. Since my mechanic has plenty of land, and since my credit card had stopped being charged, I left the situation at that. I’ve heard nothing further, so for all I know the car either got collected or it’s still just sitting out there in the fields, now in use as the nicest chicken coop in all of the Amish Country. If that’s the case, those chickens are in for a real treat! Hopefully they’ll have more luck figuring out the satellite radio than I did.  

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