#carpenter smurf

[vanitysmurfs]

🪵🪓 wood workin brothers

[bottle-box]

more Smurfs requests from discord!

[trash-dragon-art]

[tanunigans]

Accidentally forgot to drop my last smurfs batches since my exams are over!

Carpenter, Laundry, Miner, Smooth, Spinner Mostly fancy bois. And Miner.

[capnportofficial]

This art from yesterday was supposed to be part of a whole bunch of drawings of characters I headcanon as trans women, but I got distracted.

Anyways Carpenter Smurf shows up like 3 times in canon and I've decided she's a butch lesbian trans woman. She wouldn't change much about her physical appearance, but socially transitioning makes her much happier.

[sabrinitas]

🦕 ˖ ৎ

[thedarkqueen14]

Forge!! The very ominous child of Timber and Miner,who's the carpenter of "The Blue Patrons"!!!

Forge is one of the very rare born-male smurfs who have hair. This had made them struggled with their gender identity for a long time,not knowing what they're supposed to be or what they should call themselves. But they slowly feel like their gender is not there,so they end up becoming one of the very few smurfs who's considered non-binary (they're agender).

Forge is....quite the fun guy. Sure,ignore the fact that they look intimidating as hell and looks and is definitely going to kill you, they're actually quite the chill going! Aside from spending time on the ship,they also spend time with either lumbering those woods with their dad or going to mine for rare gems with Miner! They don't really fancy jewelry that much,but they don't mind seeing them to good use. They have a knack of telling jokes,and loves to tease/scare their buddies in the crew, especially Brawny! They think his reactions are adorable!

unlike everyone else, they're already batshit insane

[klapollo]

Sabrina carpenter is small but I still think the "I'm the borrower arietty I'm a smurf I'm thumbelina" thing is funny when you consider she's four inches taller than simone biles

[2013venjix]

Katy Perry ✅️

Demi Lovato ✅️

Rihanna ✅️

3 Pop Stars! 1 Smurf!

I can't wait for Sabrina Carpenter to take the role!

[cultofthedrivein]

Playtest log: July 15, 2024

About a week ago, my wife and I did a complete Cult of the Drive-in playthrough. Here's what we came up with. We alternated turns. Odd numbers are mine, even numbers are hers.

Week 1 - Labor Day Weekend

Films: "Road House" (1989) and "Point Break" (1991)

Theme: An Evening with Swayze

Special event: "Be Nice" shirts available at souvenir stand

Week 2

Films: "Fantastic Four" (1994) and "Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Corman's Fantastic Four" (2015)

Theme: Corman the Fantastic Four Man

Week 3

Films: "Silver Streak" (1976) and "Hear No Evil, See No Evil" (1989)

Theme: Getting Wilder with Pryor

Week 4

Films: "The Muppets Take Manhattan" (1984) and "The Smurfs" (2011)

Theme: "And Featuring Joan Rivers As Herself"

Week 5

Films: "Timecop" (1994) and "Double Impact" (1991)

Theme: Van Damme x2

Week 6 - Independence Day Weekend

Films: "Death Wish" (1974) and "Independence Day" (1994)

Theme: Goldblum, Baby!

Special Event: Fireworks

Week 7

Films: "Deep Impact" (1998) and "Armageddon" (1998)

Theme: Big Rock from the Sky

Week 8

Films: "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: the Movie" (1995) and "Ninja Commandments" (1987)

Theme: Colorful Ninja Acton

Special Event: "Ninja" headbands available at souvenir stand

Week 9

Films: "The Thing" (1982) and "They Live" (1988)

Theme: The Invasion of John Carpenter and Keith David

Week 10

Films: "Thirteen Ghosts" (1960) and "THIR13EN Ghosts" (2001)

Theme: 26 Ghosts

Week 11

Films: "Tombstone" (1993) and "Gunfight at the OK Corral" (1957)

Theme: I'm Not OK

Event: Spittoon-shaped drinking cups at the concession stand

Week 12

Films: "The Blair Witch Project" (1999) and "Cloverfield" (2008)

Theme: Put Down the Camera and Help!

Week 13

Films: "Jason X" (2001) and "Leprechaun 4: In Space" (1996)

Theme: Self-Parody... In Spaaaaaace!

Week 14 - Labor Day Weekend

Films: "Speed Racer" (2008) and "Ninja Assassin" (2009)

Theme: It's Gonna Rain

Special event: Local radio DJ hosts a goodbye broadcast

Why do some weekends have special events while others don't? Find out when the game is released.

[auncerra]

you know what i find really obnoxious, pest-like? the weird advertising campaigns cross-platform - not just the obvious/blatant political tampering ones. i also mean like the gen-z appealing by most if not all of the news coverage platforms/media platforms/studios/etc. the bios with the stupid quips and emojis that were clearly written either by an intern or AI. like you know what i'm talking about. it's so obnoxious. so tired. it's such a money-grab and it's dangled right there. i hate it. i hate the comic redesign of shrek for the shrek 5 release which i think goes hand in hand, and with the media industry sort of tanking in some respects, not all. but just this gross sense of consumer appeal/marketing that's degraded the actual fundamental interest behind something like the shrek films. and yes, the animation is significant. the style is. it's so specific, so coded to that sort of mock-realism, mock-fantasy satire - it's so so niche and early audiences know that. but because something like the trolls franchise or a new (do we need this) smurf film with a new voice actress - don't get me wrong, i love rihanna's animated projects - but there already were multiple questionably successful $murf films - again, it just feels like a pocket project. a line the pockets endeavor. also, if anyone's seen a series of unfortunate events - is the smurf film not actually just a mock-up of 'the happiest elf' - i mean talk about re-scripting something already done cut for cut. nickelodeon for its yes definite questionable hiring and team, it was clever. there was clever, ingenious satire rooted in. it's made spectacle by a stop-motion-esque 'new' $murf film. by box-ticking even though i actually do support it in these cases because the hires are qualified, and don't feel totally diminutive or minimizing. like rihanna, zendaya, a new shrek film - holds promise, i'm for it, but it's the way it's done? it's the way in which it's so clearly exploited that just feels, idk for lack of better words inauthentic. inauthentic to the originals specifically, because they were so apt so clear in directionality with what they were trying to say/suggest. it was mastery at introducing adult humor in something family-oriented. clever. clever. tactful. smart. i just feel like the more push there is to appeal, the more desperate and obvious it does come across... i feel the same way about people like chappell ro4n i.e. a prop. like maybe yes there's some integrity to her storyline, but it feels fake. it reads fake to me. i don't mean to be a hater by any means/to speculate, but i actually see what sabrina carpenter is doing and say - yeah that's true to her. that's real. more legitimate despite how ro4n's actions have had politicization sway. i know something mocked/made privilege off of something somewhat at least disingenuous to them. queer or not. it reads as scripted to me because it kind of is? not that i don't feel for the way this industry grooms a ton of that, makes it so difficult for emerging artists. but still. and yes, i like some of her music, some of the staging, etc., but it feels very contrived to me, even if that's a deeply rejected take i don't care. i trust my intuitive hits. it's like these sort of mock t. swift's of a different/niche/queer genre variety, but people don't see it. they're blind to the lady g4ga 'abr4cadabra'/rebranding of it all. they just accept their queer icons without questioning where they mine their material from. and yes, i also don't love exploiting something spiritual/occult in a garish way for profit-push... i do like/think gaga has more credibility but even i feel like she is the type to take from smaller creators/those with less reach - not gonna lie i feel prey to that from her a bit/potentially half mag1c beauty/charl1 xcx at one point in time actually (illuminating for me because i posted something to my personal social media - photo of me in a bathroom in a similar pose to one of her album debut covers/pre-BR4T with a highlighted pink flash of thong? that doesn't feel that coincidental... I

[itneedsmoregays]

But it's at least comforting to know that Tigress, Michelle Jones, Gutsy Smurf, Arthur Fleck, Ming Lee, Owen Lars, Judge Kitty Kitty Meow Meow Face-Shwartstein, Spider-Byte, Astrid Hofferson, Yelena Belova, Destiny the Whale Shark, the Amazing Spider-Man, Howard Wolowitz, Izzy Moonbow, Voyd, Abby from Happiest Season, Wednesday Addams, Sam Carpenter, Mack Mallard, Bruce Banner, Aunt May, Rex the Dinosaur, Aragorn, Karasu/Washi, Nana Noodleman, the BFG, Moana, Queen Narissa, Envy, Officer Specter, Batfleck, The Thinker, Miguel O'Hara, Valkyrie, Nakia, Eddie Brock, Aaron Davis, Hela, Gambit, Queen of Fables, Dimitri from Anastasia, Chef Bergen, Numbuh 5, Crane, General Zod, Chato Santana, Young Howard Stark, Meg March, Héctor Rivera, Safi, Elena Wallace, Mermaid Barbie, Doctor Barbie, Lucas Bishop, Bodhi Rook, Mandy from UglyDolls, Shep, Azteca, Captain Boomerang and Christine Palmer are still cool.

It's been a crazy end to the year.

I never expected to find out that Dory, Stoick the Vast, Flynn Rider, Twilight Sparkle, The Joker, Yakko Warner, Padme Amidala, Vanellope von Schweetz, Mavis Dracula, Asha, King Magnifico, The Storm King, Stabbington Brother 1, Hugo the Gargoyle, Autumn Blaze, Nani Pelekai, Aladdin, Olaf, Kristoff, Alberto Scorfano, Osmosis Jones, Barry Benson, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Po, Ant-Man, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, The High Evolutionary, Billy Batson, King Julien, Meg Griffin, Count Dracula, Eunice Stein, Alex the Lion, Darius, Lani Aliikai, Tooth, Agent Kallus, Howard Stark, Pepper Potts, Doc Ock, Ian Malcolm, Thanos, Grouchy Smurf, Argyle Starshine, Kiki, Branch, Biggie, Amy Farrah Fowler, Vector, Unikitty, Korg, B.E.N., Disgust, Megamind, Wyldstyle, Mike Wazowski, Rosita, Judy Hopps, Mrs. Otterton, Agustin Madrigal, Melman the Giraffe, Mabel Pines, Sev'ral Timez, Princess Skystar, Rapunzel, Terk, Candace Flynn-Fletcher and Bing Bong all support genocide.

[trash-dragon-art]

[ask-brainysmurf]

Hey Brainy, know any embarrassing secrets of the other smurfs that you'd care to share?

Ehehehe… (That’s me laughing.) Of course I do.

Carpenter Smurf likes to wear wigs.

Dopey Smurf can’t read.

Farmer Smurf once accidentally crushed an entire melon, and the remains went flying.

Gutsy Smurf’s sideburns are fake.

Hefty Smurf is afraid of heights.

Smurfclover has a crush on Clumsy Smurf.

Vexy is obsessed with recreating a book series from the future that she only partially remembers.

[capnportofficial]

12 days of shipmas day 3: winter walk. they're looking to find a christmas tree to cut down for the village.

ft. a semi-oc of mine, carpenter, who exists in the comics but has no personality so i gave her one and ended up making her trans.

[micawberweirdstuff]

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