#career idol

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

*knock knock*

… (… but they don’t know 👻)

What is the difference between a carp and a chrysanthemum?

🥹…who?

The way of the story.

picajoke.

How will you serve your sentence.

Don’t make me priest bless you gay, because it would be my pleasure to give you happiness. I am the Devil’s priest.

So choombasa and go. Make way for my enemy and stay out of the line of fire.

He comes to die because I called him to be killed. Let there be no time wasted giving the turd what he wants, and flush him out of history with a good plumbing fixture. Then none of this bad stuff about life we are suffering because of those arrogant and selfish idiots will be remembered except for those times when a horrific toilet event is in order for recall. Otherwise we will all be fully pre-occupied with the cute and lovable goodness accomplished to enjoy and cultivate forever, and such sordid memories of human folly will be furthest from our minds unobtrusive.

For the record, in acknowledgment of the flaw of suicidal selflessness my example is a true occasion of perfection in flawed nature abstractly.

It is truly convenient for me to save everyone selflessly because of how horribly miserable my life is on account of their ignorance, apathy, and unrestrained sin. That makes me suicidal and reasonably so, thus I actually want to die as the very reason that makes me so passionate about the way of the story, my fantasy dream goddess divinity sacred pudding princess Nep my heart, and saving the world to have more time and peace of mind to adore and glorify her and her friends with.

That’s why I am selflessly suicidal. It is actually my virtue of selfishness coming full circle for the ultimate return on my life investment.

You didn’t miss anything if you weren’t enraged by me. They did.

Have you ever seen a living word before? What about a living football stadium if you zoomed out enough? Band included with leaders in cheer and spirit, our sorores, beloved girlfriends, and secret crushes.

What is that word?

ramball

because that’s what we play in Rio Rancho before El Niño came to town with the Cleveland Storm, but they ahyte. I checked them at the door on my way out. Side quest you could say.

high school football rules.

All nations follow suit. Give my team the fight of their lives, with a special title for the first one to unseat them from the title of season champs. It will take some time… generations, but what are generations to what is eternally good? Take this satchel of pigskin and plant it in a chum bucket. Grow yourselves some high school football and reap the benefits. Then challenge the boys and I to a game of tackle at the park. On a weekend. In the rain. Of early winter.

We will both walk away victorious, whether or not we caught the final scoring touchdown after a bruising and bloody few hours of good game.

Also grow yourselves some roller derby with this moldly and inhabited skate wheel.

[seokmatthewz]

SEOK MATTHEW ✧ SWEAT

[julerosemary]

Mana, you just said “Sumimi is never going to break up” then split in half a donut that which you associated with Sumimi and gave half to Uika.

Your unit is so doomed it’s kinda funny.

[brofightiscancelled]

okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?

i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??

he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!

also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.

[heybirb]

jungkook (ocean boy🌑from busan city 🦾) x jellyfish // ᗷts⟭⟬

[doghartzy]

any thoughts on will smith hockey potentially having/developing the delicious rpf hockey pretty boy complex? i see him with his curls growing back out and just think he’s prime for it

ohh yeah. well of course. as always i like to imagine multitudes of will smiths inside of my brain, but if i'm thinking specifically about how i'm characterizing him for my current fic, i'd say he's hyperaware of his looks and he fucking hates it. will's put all of this effort in to build up a reputation as kind of a masshole hockey boy, offering to fight q, chatting up foligno, saying he doesn't use conditioner (because presumably that would be gay?), acting a little too cool for school (i.e. for every shark except mack). and you're telling him that he just -- grew up too pretty? doesn't matter how he acts, he's always gonna have to hear it from guys on the ice because he got his mom's cheekbones? seriously?

one of the many reasons i also characterize him as fascinated by macklin's little mouth scar is like. there's physical evidence of what they do. that they're, like. hard. tough. if mack can take a puck to the face and get blood all over the ice and skate back out for the next period, that's a signifier of masculinity that will doesn't have quite yet. he hasn't been through that physical gamut, so he's still got that unblemished pretty boy face, and everyone around him knows it. that same video where he says he doesn't use conditioner (i think about this so frequently), he also gets real blase about facial injuries. gives a token 'wellll you don't want it to happen' before looking over at mack and getting into how you just kind of have to accept it, because it's part of the sport. and i think for him it would be some sort of complicated equation, like -- plays hockey + dickish + unhygienic + can take a puck to the face like a champ = masculine media image = straight media image.

my will is, above anything else, focused on how he's perceived. to the point sometimes of revealing himself because he craves control. like, that hot takes video where everyone else is just walking out onto the ice as they give their takes, but he clearly thought about it, came back, either had them redo the segment or just made them wait until after practice because he wanted to make sure the version of himself that got put out there was the right one. but in the actual video, it looks awkward and out of place -- in his quest to control his image, he reveals that quest for control, and how it sets him apart from his teammates. why does he want to be perceived a certain way so badly? is he just anxious about the spotlight? or maybe he has something to hide, and in trying to hide it he's given the game away.

it's this whole give and take he does with himself and the people around him and the wider world that would extend to his looks for sure. he's growing his hair out, yeah, but how many pictures of him have you seen recently with his curls actually dry and nice looking and NOT stuffed under a hat? i could probably count them on one hand. he does a lot of his interviews (hot takes video!!!) in his base layers -- why? to emphasize the masculinity of his body? to make sure that when people think of him, they think of how athletic he is before they ever think of how pretty he is? too bad, will, i can do both. but i see you.

[socalledsomethingorother]

i’ll never get over izuku telling katsuki that his behavior “isn’t very all might-like” AFTER their talk at ground beta. that is the meanest shit i’ve ever seen izuku do and they completely omitted it from the anime.

[touchlikethesun]

random headcanon but modern au luo binghe is one of those people that "doesn’t listen to music"

[oddly-casual]

Fiona and Cake spoilers seriously

(Something I noticed abt Betty and Simons relationship)

I love Betty and Simon’s relationship, I think their back story is so cute and romantic and all that lovely stuff don’t get me wrong.

But there’s this under tone of Betty constantly giving things up for Simon and we don’t really talk about it a lot???

Like, Betty let Simon have his moment with the artifact and the pubic, she also doesn’t go to her trip in favor of going on an expedition with Simon. Then when she goes to leave again she stays for Simon.

Even Fiona is like “you went with her on the bus?” And Simon just looks all confused like “what? No, why would I do that?” Like- hello???

Then after that she gave up her entire life and mind to get Simon back to the point where she literally says “I don’t know who I am without him anymore.” And that just sucks! Since the beginning Betty has been the one giving up the most, her mind, her own possible career, and it’s a story of love of course and it’s very sweet but it’s also a story of sacrifice.

Their love wasn’t a perfect solution, it was already sort of imbalanced when it started and I lowkey love how we see those cracks even before they’re together.

Again, I love their relationship and I think it’s sweet. I just think we should talk about Betty’s side more, especially when she tells a story of what most women do in relationships, sacrifice.

[psychic-reader-emmi]

Kim Namjoon personality

Namjoon is a very wise, clam and intelligent Man, also He is kind of person who is very adventuring, dependable, methodical, diligent, patient and contemplative. He is highly intuitive and follows his gut feelings. He has leadership qualities and qualities that can handle tough situations calmly. He is also very sensitive kinda of too. He has clear-mind towards what he wants and why. He is the type of man who is enthusiastic and eager, often showing positive and protective approach to life.This individual is known for his unwavering commitment to his duties and a practice approach to problem solving. Namjoon is a risk taker, he would be never afraid to taking hard challenges in his life. He has the senses of self-satisfaction in himself. He feel grateful for his all the luxuries and success, that he achieved after putting so much hard work & dedication. Now he enjoy his comfort and all the luxuries he have. Namjoon has deep emotions, and often possesses a mysterious, enigmatic aura. Currently he struggling to maintain balance between multiple areas of his life, and as the same time he is running from something, he thinks about his mistakes that he made in his past. He trying so hard to move on from his current life situation. He feels kinda tired but still he is moving forward.

[bitchlessdino]

I’m kinda furious for every carat and especially jun fans for staff calling Junhui “a sensitive topic” during their virtual fan signing bc what the fuck is that

[theboytatu]

thank god i never got emotionally invested in riize tbh

[duahauuoplanh]

don't be afraid, paint, paint this love ~

[pinkpearlgoddess]

“Your desire wants you too, without you it can never become a reality”

[qazastra]

you have GOT to be kidding me

[zph]

looking through my scara ideas…… that actors au seems so fun to explore. imagine kissing your costar: the tight grip on his waist to the way he looks into your eyes as he leans in closer . you vaguely hear the director yell “cut!” but in this space? in the way he is still on your lips? the way he is desperately trying to favor your taste? his body pressed so closely against yours? it is hard to imagine this acting is not real