#career idol

[xxdoubledaisyxx]

*knock knock*

… (… but they don’t know 👻)

What is the difference between a carp and a chrysanthemum?

🥹…who?

The way of the story.

picajoke.

How will you serve your sentence.

Don’t make me priest bless you gay, because it would be my pleasure to give you happiness. I am the Devil’s priest.

So choombasa and go. Make way for my enemy and stay out of the line of fire.

He comes to die because I called him to be killed. Let there be no time wasted giving the turd what he wants, and flush him out of history with a good plumbing fixture. Then none of this bad stuff about life we are suffering because of those arrogant and selfish idiots will be remembered except for those times when a horrific toilet event is in order for recall. Otherwise we will all be fully pre-occupied with the cute and lovable goodness accomplished to enjoy and cultivate forever, and such sordid memories of human folly will be furthest from our minds unobtrusive.

For the record, in acknowledgment of the flaw of suicidal selflessness my example is a true occasion of perfection in flawed nature abstractly.

It is truly convenient for me to save everyone selflessly because of how horribly miserable my life is on account of their ignorance, apathy, and unrestrained sin. That makes me suicidal and reasonably so, thus I actually want to die as the very reason that makes me so passionate about the way of the story, my fantasy dream goddess divinity sacred pudding princess Nep my heart, and saving the world to have more time and peace of mind to adore and glorify her and her friends with.

That’s why I am selflessly suicidal. It is actually my virtue of selfishness coming full circle for the ultimate return on my life investment.

You didn’t miss anything if you weren’t enraged by me. They did.

Have you ever seen a living word before? What about a living football stadium if you zoomed out enough? Band included with leaders in cheer and spirit, our sorores, beloved girlfriends, and secret crushes.

What is that word?

ramball

because that’s what we play in Rio Rancho before El Niño came to town with the Cleveland Storm, but they ahyte. I checked them at the door on my way out. Side quest you could say.

high school football rules.

All nations follow suit. Give my team the fight of their lives, with a special title for the first one to unseat them from the title of season champs. It will take some time… generations, but what are generations to what is eternally good? Take this satchel of pigskin and plant it in a chum bucket. Grow yourselves some high school football and reap the benefits. Then challenge the boys and I to a game of tackle at the park. On a weekend. In the rain. Of early winter.

We will both walk away victorious, whether or not we caught the final scoring touchdown after a bruising and bloody few hours of good game.

Also grow yourselves some roller derby with this moldly and inhabited skate wheel.

[seokmatthewz]

SEOK MATTHEW ✧ SWEAT

[heybirb]

jungkook (ocean boy🌑from busan city 🦾) x jellyfish // ᗷts⟭⟬

[brofightiscancelled]

okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?

i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??

he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!

also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.

[oddly-casual]

Fiona and Cake spoilers seriously

(Something I noticed abt Betty and Simons relationship)

I love Betty and Simon’s relationship, I think their back story is so cute and romantic and all that lovely stuff don’t get me wrong.

But there’s this under tone of Betty constantly giving things up for Simon and we don’t really talk about it a lot???

Like, Betty let Simon have his moment with the artifact and the pubic, she also doesn’t go to her trip in favor of going on an expedition with Simon. Then when she goes to leave again she stays for Simon.

Even Fiona is like “you went with her on the bus?” And Simon just looks all confused like “what? No, why would I do that?” Like- hello???

Then after that she gave up her entire life and mind to get Simon back to the point where she literally says “I don’t know who I am without him anymore.” And that just sucks! Since the beginning Betty has been the one giving up the most, her mind, her own possible career, and it’s a story of love of course and it’s very sweet but it’s also a story of sacrifice.

Their love wasn’t a perfect solution, it was already sort of imbalanced when it started and I lowkey love how we see those cracks even before they’re together.

Again, I love their relationship and I think it’s sweet. I just think we should talk about Betty’s side more, especially when she tells a story of what most women do in relationships, sacrifice.

[touchlikethesun]

random headcanon but modern au luo binghe is one of those people that "doesn’t listen to music"

[psychic-reader-emmi]

Kim Namjoon personality

Namjoon is a very wise, clam and intelligent Man, also He is kind of person who is very adventuring, dependable, methodical, diligent, patient and contemplative. He is highly intuitive and follows his gut feelings. He has leadership qualities and qualities that can handle tough situations calmly. He is also very sensitive kinda of too. He has clear-mind towards what he wants and why. He is the type of man who is enthusiastic and eager, often showing positive and protective approach to life.This individual is known for his unwavering commitment to his duties and a practice approach to problem solving. Namjoon is a risk taker, he would be never afraid to taking hard challenges in his life. He has the senses of self-satisfaction in himself. He feel grateful for his all the luxuries and success, that he achieved after putting so much hard work & dedication. Now he enjoy his comfort and all the luxuries he have. Namjoon has deep emotions, and often possesses a mysterious, enigmatic aura. Currently he struggling to maintain balance between multiple areas of his life, and as the same time he is running from something, he thinks about his mistakes that he made in his past. He trying so hard to move on from his current life situation. He feels kinda tired but still he is moving forward.

[bitchlessdino]

I’m kinda furious for every carat and especially jun fans for staff calling Junhui “a sensitive topic” during their virtual fan signing bc what the fuck is that

[theboytatu]

thank god i never got emotionally invested in riize tbh

[duahauuoplanh]

don't be afraid, paint, paint this love ~

[qazastra]

you have GOT to be kidding me

[zph]

looking through my scara ideas…… that actors au seems so fun to explore. imagine kissing your costar: the tight grip on his waist to the way he looks into your eyes as he leans in closer . you vaguely hear the director yell “cut!” but in this space? in the way he is still on your lips? the way he is desperately trying to favor your taste? his body pressed so closely against yours? it is hard to imagine this acting is not real

[designernishiki]

i keep asking my friend why majima no majirock Exists and he always just says “well kurohyo needed karaoke songs” and when I follow that up with “that literally explains nothing, how and why does majima have a popular rock hit that’s technically canon because kurohyo exists in the same universe as the mainline games” he just casually says “i don’t know. it’s just there.” needless to say I have no answers and the enigma of majima no majirock just sits in my brain eating at me indefinitely

[coachbeards]

no thinking about it again but.....the writers were still so wild about having jamie end roy's career by taking out his knee...

[robinpixels]

one thing that hasnt changed in a whole decade is she still loves dressing up!! 🥺

[batsplat]

Bike or Rider: Brno 2014 // Phillip Island 2018

Brno 2014:

0:00

Q: When in the past you were winning so many races with Honda, everybody was saying, was because of the bike. Now with Marquez, it’s not like this. What do you think about this? And also Honda won today.

Rossi: Yeah, I’m [...] thinking to this situation that this is the bigger difference between my period and the Marc period. When I won, in 2001, 2002, 2003 with Honda, not everybody - but a lot of people, especially the journalists - say that I won because I had the best bike. Now with Marc, racing with Honda, he won a lot of races, but because he do the difference. I don’t know why have this difference between me and him, for me it’s difficult to understand. Maybe the rivals, because, sincerely, we are better rivals than what I had. Because more or less we never complain about - a lot - about the bike, when in the past I beat especially Biaggi, he always complained that I beat him because I have the best bike... It was funny. But at the end, I change bike and I won also with Yamaha, but after I won because I don’t have rivals, so… It’s never ending. But I think that Honda is very strong, but you cannot say nothing to Marc, because he won ten races, so for sure at this moment, he is the fastest rider.

//

Phillip Island 2018:

1:52

Q: Yes, a question for Vale - Vale, what do you think is the limit of Marc Marquez, and if you think that maybe some day he will change to try the bike to be better, if it’s possible, better rider, more layered… During the past, when change Honda for -

Rossi: Ah, change the team?

Q: Yes, Honda for Yamaha.

Rossi: Oh the limit… Difficult to say, sincerely I don’t know. About the future for change the bike, it’s something very personal. He don’t have to change the bike, so, he have to feel. If he feel good with the team, with the Honda, he can make also all the career with the Honda. Depends very much, it’s a very personal choice, what you feel, what you find, for find the motivation for race. But I think that everybody have his own way.