#cardin

[blackberry-s0da]

Bastard sword

Some art I did a bunch of days ago

[juanarc-thethird]

Would you rather be in the woods with a Bear or Man?

Yang and Blake are talking as always on one of the benches in the academy courtyard.

Cardin: So, Ladies...

Blake: Ugh…what does he want now?

Yang: Just ignore him and he will go away.

Cardin: I have a question for you two.

Blake and Yang ignore him.

Cardin: Hello? Is anyone inside those little heads? I'm talking to you.

Yang: *Upset* I don't know if you've noticed but we don't want to talk to you.

Cardin: Jeez, are you on your period or something? It's just a question.

Yang: *Angry* You little-

Blake: *Interrupts her* If we answer your question, will you leave us alone?

Cardin: Sure.

Blake: Ok then, what's your question?

Cardin: If you were lost in the woods, would you rather be with a smelly, ugly bear or… *he then flexes his muscles* ..a strong, handsome man?

At that moment on a bench near them sits a person in a teddy bear suit. He removes the head of the suit revealing Jaune inside. He then puts his head aside and lowers the siper of the costume a little to his waist. Showing his body soaked in sweat, making his white shirt stick tightly to his body, showing his athletic figure and muscles.

Jaune: *Pulling his shirt* My God, it's really hot today.

The two girls stare at him and then turn to Cardin, showing a little blood coming out of their noses.

Blake: The Bear

Yang: 100% the bear.

[zegalba]

Cardin Evening Dress for Vogue Magazine (1970) Photography: Richard Avedon

[brunossan]

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

[jboy44]

Papa wolf arc.

Obleck " okay class I know arc is late but we are waiting for he has a good reason."

Weiss " whats that?"

Obleck " most of his family got killed by grimm. Only surviver was his son adrian

Everyone who knows jaune " O-O what?"

Obleck " oh you see his sister and her wife wanted a baby so his bug sister said, little bro go put a baby in my wife and he did"

Cardin " that dirty dog

Obleck growls " as ge is a wolf faunus that's racist"

Blake and velvet "BUT HE HAS NO TRAIT!!!!??"

Obleck " yes he does but leave his wee wee out of this

Girls who know jaune " o///o..what?

Jaune walks in holding adrian who has happy wagging puppy tail. " this is Adrian"

Adrian tail wag and he make happy mix of cheerfull baby and happy puppy sounds " bark" his leg kicks as jaune rubs his tummy

All women in rooms maternal instincts have activated

[fashionbooksmilano]

Scarves

Nicky Albrechtsen, Fola Solanke

Thames & Hudson, London 2021, compact edition, 304 pages, 25.5 x 21.2 cm,  ISBN 978-0-500-29617-2

euro 28,50

email if you want to buy :booksinprogressmilano@yahoo.it

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24/02/24

[iubworks]

Cardin Winchester from RWBY commission.

You can find the full image only on Patreon!

[swirlmup]

Edit: Okay well i don't know exactly what happened, but here's the link to the video again because it had somehow mysteriously vanished the first time!/e

Well would you look at that, it's back, and not just back, but a quick jump back to the past to back up the early story with some killer-diller visuals. And oh yeah, I drew for one of the scenes on this one.

Images below!

For this one, I mostly wanted to challenge myself to practice with my values and see how things works in grayscale. It was a fun exercise!

Getting to revisit Cardin and Russel in their original designs was nice, as well as getting to draw Pyrrha. My favorite little subtle joke is Cardin being mindful about his hand placement with Pyrrha, lol.

Also reviving the grand tradition of animeisms in RWBY with hyper-exaggerated expressions. xD Was a fun blast from the past to slap such faces onto otherwise normal faces.

The scampers were... strange to draw. Who knew chimpanzee/squirrel hybrids would be so horrifying?

And finally that wraps it up with Pyrrha running for dear life lmao.

Thanks for taking a gander! Look forward to the subsequent releases of the rest of Fixing RWBY: Volume 1 Remastered!

[lordoftime01]

Faunus AU: Pyrha Nikos

Physical Traits: Long Hare ears

Non-Physical traits: A little bit more solitary than human Pyrrha (aside from her team).

Quirk: Whenever she's pissed, she'll speak backward.

Pyrrha walked into the combat arena. Her weapon drawn, dragging it on the floor. Her eyes glowed blood red as she stared down at her opponent, one Cardin Winchester. She was going to be his judge, jury, and executioner. His crime? Making one Jaune Arc cry.

Pyrrha: Points her weapon at Cardin.

Pyrrha: "yrc enuaJ gnikam rof yap ot gniog era uoY"

Cardin: Shakes a little in fear, but still tries to put up a brave front and has his weapon drawn.

Cardin: "Y-you don't sc-scare me" Has a little quiver in his voice as Pyrrha gets into her ready stance

Pyrrha: Doesn't even bother getting into a proper stance. She decided to use one of her newest fighting styles for this combat practice... kickboxing.

Pyrrha: "retsehcniW enim si ttub ruoY"

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https://ifunny.co/picture/if-you-don-t-know-the-difference-between-a-hare-ZGzSj3dRA

[archer3-13]

I seriously ask this towards whatever insane rwby fans are still clinging onto that show, but whats the deal with the deal with the almost fetishistic desire to dunk on cardin the generic 1 bit school bully who has literally no presence in the show beyond like... season 1.

cause well i dont agree with the hate towards ironwood or adam i can atleast see the logic there. the show goes out of its way to tar them in the most blunt force manner it could and they have not insubstantial presences in the show itself so theres a lot more to work yourself up over there.

but fuckin... *checks notes* cardin? why the hell does he live rent free in [some of ya'lls] head?

[blackberry-s0da]

Cheer up

[juanarc-thethird]

I am proud of my body!

Beacon Academy, Cafeteria

Jaune is in line with his team waiting to be served. While they wait among his team they talk about the classes they recently took.

Jaune: So General Michi lost because he was distracted by a laser pointer?

Pyrrha: Surprisingly, yes.

Jaune: I can't believe that.

Nora: Yeah, me neither.

Ren: But is true.

Jaune: I mean, losing the battle with something so… how do I put it… "unusual" is unbelievable.

They continued their conversation without realizing that Cardin is approaching Jaune with a mischievous smile. And when he had the opportunity he took Jaune's pants and pulled them down fast, underwear included.

Cardin: What nice underwear you have, Jauny boy. Hahahaha!

At that moment everyone turned to see what happened but they remained silent and with their mouths agape. Cardin was the only one still laughing with his eyes close. Jaune on the other hand, decided to be brave. He grabbed his pants from the floor and pulled them back up. He looked at everyone and said.

Jaune: I don't care what you all think. I am proud of my body.

Without ceasing to have his face held high, he made his way to the exit of the cafeteria. People just followed him with their eyes while Cardin was still laughing.

Jaune: *At the door* Good day

He leaves the cafeteria and closes the door behind him. At that moment Nora was the first to speak.

Nora: HOLY SHIT! TH-

Pyrrha: *Interrupts her* THAT'S A HUGE DICK!

And Pyrrha was second.

Then she realizes what she said, and she covers her mouth in shame. Showing only her face all red like a tomato. At the same time Cardin stopped laughing, confused by what he had just heard.

Cardin: Wait what?

[beevocalz93]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRgJqJKa/

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[es-dao]

Staves are about energy and action.

(I will never get over Brankha saying "I am your Paragon" as if that excused EVERYTHING.")

Pages: messengers. Knights: travel and quest. Queens: build and connect. Kings: maintain and protect.

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.