#captainholt

[lovelikesleeptothefreezing]

RIP Andre Braugher, we will miss you dearly

[ferretfeet01]

[thespoonlagoon]

This weekend will mark over 700 items sold, so THANK YOU to everyone who has kept me busy in this laser engraving passion. Recently got to tick off Czech Republic and New Zealand in the countries served.

Here's some recent feedback snippets. It always brightens the mood hearing how my laser beaming creations have brought happiness into lives around the world.

Keep continuing to Treat yo'selves! Head over to the Spoon Lagoon Etsy. Over 60 products to choose from and the range continues to grow each and every week.

You can always reach out if you would like me to potentially work on a custom idea too.

Much ❤️ Skateboarding Pigeon --

[toournextadventure]

Has Teen!Birb accidentally let herself slip? Like she accidentally calls Weems mom infront of Wednesday or anyone else?

It's happened. It happened in front of the whole group when Weems came to check on them during a girls night because of course they were being too loud, and it went exactly like this

[rags751]

Captain Holt’s “yas queen” is perfection #BrooklynNineNine #CaptainHolt ...

[achou277-blog]

#AndreBraugher #RaymondHolt #BrooklynNineNine #Tribute #RememberingAndreBraugher #CaptainHolt #BelovedCaptain #TVShowTribute #TVSeries #Comedy #Sitcom #Funny #Actor #Legend #TVCharacter #Brooklyn99 #CopShow #Police #CelebrateAndreBraugher #IconicRole #TVLegendsAndre Braugher: A Tribute to Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Beloved Captain Raymon...

[itsarttome]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Best !!

Wow, this show is cram-packed with classic one-liners! Read on to see some of my faves. 

“Sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose!”

“We shwayed the fung out of this place!” 

“NO it’s not ok, Babylon hath fallen!” 

“If I was a unicorn, I’d never be angry…” 

“Name of your sex tape!” (used like ‘that’s what she said’)

“Oh wait let me check… <googles it> Uhmmm it just says no one likes you.”

“Don’t be rude, prude!” 

“You’re a stone cold atrocity.” 

“Ding the elevator door is closed no one can hear you.” (while closing hands over ears) 

“Can you please stop, it’s like working inside a beaver dam!” (to someone who chews on pencils) 

“Yes, babies are adorable. They’re like we are, but so much smaller.” 

“Everytime someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better and more interesting place, so thank you.”

[this-will-be-what-kills-me]

Honestly when Holt says “you’re not cheddar you’re just some common bitch” it fills me with joy every. single. time.

[jakeperalta81]

Look at me and my dads

[sassyflowersyard]

The Handler ressurging for the 100th time: Hello Five.

Five: Oh, you. I wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. What brings you here?

[wetpizza]

So Andy has been asking for years to film an episode of B99 where Jake is locked in a supply closet and can't get out and I homestly want to see it lmaooo

[brooklyn99portugal]

🎶 taran tan tan ran 🎶 _____ 🇺🇸 Welcome to the first and main account about #Brooklyn99 in Portugal! 🇵🇹 Bem-vindo a primeira e principal conta sobre #BrooklynNineNine em Portugal! 

[ajps-posts]

💜🤍

[mariiahrainbow]

Cheddar - IG @mariiahrainbow​

[lil-treehouse-lib]

2020 in Captain Holt gifs

When day drinking became socially acceptable:

https://giphy.com/gifs/27bJAxEwVDigvrTCjR/html5

When anti-maskers protested lockdown so they could “get hair cuts”:

https://gfycat.com/gifs/tag/meme1

When you put on an impromptu fashion show for your own damn self and your roomie catches you: 

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-fox-brooklyn-nine-8hYQ4XaKHVUcpx4tnD

When you get to go to the store this month and talk to other humans:

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-4527jA8ErzDAYkJ9cf

Watching New Zealand defeat Corona and just be overall amazing:

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-nbc-brooklyn-nine-99-XoM3WIZDHMYwQKlXsC

When you watched John King spend 5 full days trying to find different ways to say: “we don’t know anything” 

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-fox-brooklyn-nine-99-26tOZbfDjoZc4I5KE 

When you wake up into the same depressing void every day:

https://tenor.com/view/captain-ray-holt-pain-brooklyn-nine-nine-b99-gif-12390402

When Florida didn’t cancel spring break or any other reason to drink on a beach:

https://imgur.com/t/brooklyn_nine_nine/Icg28qG

Summer:

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-nbc-brooklyn-nine-99-2tO3yhnugA8Luh3j95

Every time trump bitched about the election:

https://giphy.com/gifs/foxtv-brooklyn-nine-brooklyn99-lzBOTDKrGixJz0mAJI

Nevada officials giving count updates:

https://gfycat.com/gifs/tag/ray+holt

Every time Rudy Giuliani did anything:

https://giphy.com/explore/captain-ray-holt

Seeing people who wear masks under their nose:

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-fox-broadcasting-3qsFz8unKBjwVzyU2m

When Biden one:

https://tenor.com/view/captain-ray-holt-vindication-brooklyn-nine-nine-b99-gif-12390404

When Dolly Parton saved the world:

https://giphy.com/gifs/brooklynninenine-fox-broadcasting-TG9kif7IRFFZo0lEi1

[valkyriorz]

Can season 7 of B99 come any faster???

Please?

For my sanity.