#captain jack sparrow approves

[nightguide]

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suitable knack of the role is presumably now after the events happened, it is all Sarah J. Maas events of popular culture being rewritten in books (call it what you want but women have a type)

so notably speaking

Maestro is song based.

now looking at music theory (i have done in a long time for notably how far my blog goes in what i know (you knew), i take this honour as now Brendon Urie being Chord (a man with no guess) later appearing as Rhysand resurrecting Feyre from the dead (as far as the book goes so does SJM knows by intuition that Feyre gets a dead man arc through her course of life following Hybern in the beginning middle and end)

the doctor who would have made the end and beginning scene open to the role to take on to make sense would have none other have been the eleventh doctor

his character by demurity is portrayed as a cynic growing affairs in mid-timeline with the impossible astronaut (where River's death does not make sense is how she could have been caught anyway was her innocence of it all (the end times); so 11th makes a counter-intuitive act in facing Chord if knowing how it was going to end, so Chord makes Feyre up as he goes along for his hand (Song River) to meet the end of his storybook (avoiding Toymaker's gum drop)

Amy Pond makes avail to the events after knowing a cruel end with the weeping angels earlier on (she would have made a comeback by the beginning telling her younger self it's okay to live on which would have made Virtuoso feel good about her appearance as herself in real time (never meant to become the villain)

Clara would have been found with Rogue (visible scene only to the viewer to catch evidence of the German party Winston Churchill did not do is how Linna Riaz is blamed for what never happened to what actually happened if she never met a Nazi in real life (who she knew a Susan was to her was her intuitive motion making sense with her role in the army linking it to her narrative displayed as one of the most terrifying women of all time (notable by Matt Smith himself accorded to the viewer to believe in her) so what happens next if you caught a thought of 11th telling the story of Linna in real time is real to you by wonder of who she truly is and attained to if not anything (viewer's hope)

[skarkkk]

First;

I think it's cool that the triangle is over, and that Tristan is with Vivian and Max and Avery are together, but it also doesn't seem right. I don't see much chemistry in Max and Avery together, you know? Just the two of them, even though I like them just as I like Tristan and Vivian.Something is missing, and we know what it is.

Second;

I loved that a bunch of cool costumes appeared in the Halloween episode (Wolverine, Addams, Jack fucking Sparrow, Velma, etc.) and I loved Tristan being a fan of Halloween.

Third;

I liked that there was a bad experience there just with Tristan getting high, but he barely had it this episode so I don't know what to say, besides that I was really expecting something more serious precisely because of him bumping into Gomes.

Fourth;

Tristan extended his hand to Avery, then extended the other to Max, and the look that Max and Avery exchanged and then looked at Tristan, damn, there's no way this won't end in a threesome, right? Does everyone agree? I want a slowburn, an attraction and denial of feelings between the boys and I want Vivian to be happy, but maybe don't with Tristan because he already has a man and a woman for him.

Fifth;

yes fuck, long live lesbians, I was happy she didn't die and didn't lose her arm (even though I think she was pretty stupid for going into that cave, but what can you do, brave people) and it ended well for them.

Sixth;

I need the Captain to have daddy issues, please, because then I can use "A middle-aged man who is healing boy's daddy issues while also healing his own." for his relationship with Tristan because I found it so meaningful and cute that he let Tristan wear his uniform (even though he said it was because of the near-death experience, I know your type, sir he's not my son-he's my son) and I really hope she's right, because it would be awesome to see Tristan's Mommy Issues put aside while he creates a father-son relationship, you know? Because now I'm also curious about his father, who I don't remember if they mentioned it until now, but anyway, yeah, I need to know.

Seventh;

can we talk, as fans of Doctor Odyssey and 911, how easy is it for someone to do a crossover starting with the guy from the cruise who was also on Athena and Bobby's cruise? That blond guy who was in Flash too. Someone really needs to do this. Maybe an almost Eddie/Tristan that triggers Buddie and Avery/Max/Tristan... Just an idea (someone please do it)

Eighth;

I had said in the study of the other episode that I wanted to see Tristan in a near-death experience, coincidentally that happened, but I don't feel like it was enough. I need more trauma, more character development and more Max/Tristan because I love their interactions.

Ninth;

okay, like Jack Sparrow Max might have won, but Tristan got the better of Neptune there.

Tenth;

(oh my god, how did I almost forget this???) that scene with Tristan at the party, the first one where he sees Max with the same Neptune costume but also before that, when it showed his blurred vision and he almost bumped into people, you know? We all realized that the looks those men gave him were definitely Queer as hell, we also noticed his confused state, but still, it means something, right? What men on this cruise want him (totally understandable) and maybe he can want them back? Maybe a scene of some man hitting on him and Max kind of in that way that we readers like, Tristan realizing some things about himself, if he doesn't already know. Because, come on, mommy issues (seeking approval, probably a "what's wrong with me?" ) + running away to the sea (repressing himself, an escape) + medicine (self-demanding, pressure) + giving off that vibe? This boy may not end up with Max and Avery, but there's no way he's 100% straight, please.

Eleventh;

Still waiting for a mention of Brazil... Silva... please ABC?

[justafairytailofinnocence]

Hii hope all is well 💜. Can I please request Jack Sparrow being in love headcanon? Thanks if approved! 😊

Hello dear 💖, thanks for your request.

Jack sparrow being in love 😍

This wasn't planned, nor thought out in any sense of emotions.

Jack being in love was something rare.

Sparrow had his ways with women. A corsair of the buccaneers, a Casanova of the seven seas.

Jack had many admirers and lovers; angelica, giselle, and scarlett, esmerelda, even Tia Dalma at one point.

Jack avoided you, and he deceived you. He didn't want to believe he was in love, such a cliche thing, really. A pirate falling for a woman/man/person and they live happily ever after on the pearl.

Jack sparrow hid in the most unusual places, even when you weren't expecting it.

Jack spent nights in tortuga ravishing himself with pretty wenches to take his mind off. But even then, when he came lip to lip with them, he didn't kiss them. Instead his mind thought of you.

He couldn't be in love, he didn't want to. He valued the freedom and the sea. He was committed to the sea and his ship.

Jack spent his days trying to figure out what his feelings were, why he valued you, or rather felt the "weird things" when you were around.

One night Master Gibbs was out with his bottle of rum "a yo ho ho, a pirate's life fo-".

"Psssst, Matser Gibbs" Jack whispered.

"Cap'n, be tha yer? Where ar' yer" Gibbs looked around the main deck.

Master Gibbs walked up to a bunch of cargo with a big barrell.

Gibbs looked inside the barrell to see Jack, hidden inside.

"Did they see me?" Jack's pupils turned left and right.

"What's wrong Jack, why ar' ya hidin', who ar' ya hiding from" Gibbs asked.

"Is it tha' kraken? As Jones spotted our ship, Gibbs looked worriedly.

"No mate, even worse than that," Jack stood up from the barrell.

"Her?/him?/them?" He whispered.

"Her?/him?/them?" Gibbs replied.

"The lass/lad/y/n," Jack muttered.

"The lass?/the lad?/y/n?" Gibbs questioned further.

Gibbs soon caught on to who Jack meant. "Ye mean, y/n, the landlubber."

"Ohhh, ar' they a spy from tha navy." Gibbs tried to realise,"I knew it, Jack, tha's why I said I didn't trust them from the moment they first docked."

"I've been having these," he gestures with his hands. "Things."

"Wha-what sort o' thins, ave' ye caught scurvy?" Gibbs still couldn't make sense of what Jack meant.

"You know, things, things that make you feel... funny," he couldn't make into words. How could he? It's not like Jack's ever felt this way before.

"So yer feel funny when ye see--ohhh Jack" Gibbs realised finally what was going on.

"Are ye, in love?" Gibbs smiled. "Aye I remember the first time I be tha way, and let me tell yer, she was a fine lass, one I couldn't forget".

"Turned out tha next mornin', I couldnt find er'-- or rather, she wasn't even human, Aye, Turned out ta be but a sack o' oranges" Gibbs rambled about his drunken tale.

Jack got out of the barrell and took Master Gibbs's rum and swung it down his gullet.

"Aye, I remembered that, bieleved that sack was named sally or martha, hm, also that night I do recall nearly losing a finger or two from that wager, was worth it though, got that map in the end" Jack explained.

"Aye, Is that how we ended up cursed" Gibbs leaned against the big oak railing of the main deck.

"The pearl's already cursed mate, I'm just the captain of it" Jack threw the rum over board.

"So whaddya gonna tell er/im/em then" Master Gibbs asked.

"I'll do em one better, ill set them off at some fancy port and they can tell their friends of how a devlelish, delightful captain Jack Sparrow saved them from the clutches of a bunch of rutheless scoundrels" Jack agreed.

"Now that sounds like a tale to behold, don't it?" Jack smiled.

"Jack, ye can't just abandon tha poor thing" Gibbs sympathised.

"Ye did that already--on an island" Gibbs recalled.

"Jack" a woman/man/person called from the distance.

Jack gestured with his hands for Gibbs to move.

"You never saw me, savvy?" Jack scurried away.

Jack would be like this for a while but eventually you would confront him about why he was acting strang-er.

Jack would come clean and admit "the world's a funny place innit darlin, things I can't explain between you and I, happens from me always wondering about you, wondering in Tortuga, wondering when I drink rum, wondering about these...things". He continued with a smile, "Things for you mate".

"Hm, does sound a bit cliche to say 'I love you' don't it" Jack places his first finger on his chin.

Jack leaned toward you "Hmmm, how about rather, your enduring, I can't figure out why I'm besotted to you"

"Suppose it ain't gonna sound cliche to say--" he admitted. "I loved you mate, I always have, I always will".

You blushed with astonishment. You had no idea yet it made sense for Jack's behaviour recently.

You could kiss him, and that would be that. You could marry him, and that's the end of your love story. You could sail with him, entailing the fantasy of many countless women, men, or anyone with pirates--or--rather.

You chose to endure the freedom as Jack did, being two souls that understood each other when no one else did.

A rather more passionate romance then the tales of Will and Elizabeth.

Jack was no fool when he was in love. A legendary captain like him would grant you protection.

Though for Jack, would it truly be the end? No, of course not, it only means another chapter is written in the tales of the captain.

Anyways that's all I have for now:

Ta Ta ✨️

[rebelrayne]

what my husband thinks of the casa amor boys (plus toby as a bonus)

Under the cut

Andy

His earring looks like a little fucking handsaw. He has a handsaw on his ear. Who told him to stand like that? His 12 year old sister? Looks like one of those awkward guys that says “what do I do with my hands?” The way he holds his feet, he probably has a foot fetish. You could almost miss his nipples cause they’re not a natural color. He’s got a weird bump on his foot. And his left foot is way fatter than his right foot. What the fuck? He has a size 13 one foot and 9 on the other. What the fuck it looks like he’s wearing a ring on his left hand??? He’s a bottom. A sub bottom. Like a very submissive bottom. He looks like he has daddy issues. If you stan Andy, I will laugh at you and not take you seriously. Anything you say is not canon. Between him and Francis, they should be the most hated. I almost hate him as much as I hate Lewie. Probably has tea parties with stuffed animals. They call him “sir short stick”.

Francis

He looks like the fucking guy from ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ like the one that Sarah Marshall goes to Hawaii with. Does he go to the hair stylist 3 times a week to get his color right? No, that’s not a real beard he drew it on. Did he steal his grandma’s coat and sandals??? AND BRACELET??? Oh my God, JESS! He’s got a small hand like the guy from scary movie- “grab my strong hand!!” Looks like he’s into paranormal shit like he’s a ghost chaser. The AI did a fucking terrible job, it tried to mix scary movie small hand guy, a grandma and Russell Brand. I can’t tell if he had a belly button. Is he an alien??? This guy creeps me out. And his posture- just the way he holds himself. He’s creepy. He’s a version of Joe Goldberg that stole his grandmas sweater that’s his undercover outfit. The sweater is literally his baseball cap. Is that enough? Or should I keep going about his grandmas sandals she got during 1 AD? Those sandals saw Jesus they were there on resurrection day. Practices celibacy as a religion. If he was born in Spartan times, they would throw him to the wolves or over a cliff. I kind of wanna spartan kick him myself. See a special meme made by Jessie’s husband below:

Hamish

That’s fucking Tom 2.0 mixed with Zac Efron. He looks like he came out of fucking Baywatch. Been staring at Pamela Anderson’s tits. Got a knock-off Rolex. Not much to make fun of- this guy seems mostly normal. He doesn’t have any qualities I can laugh at. Even his posture and how he holds his hands is manly. Looks like he’s ready to punch Lewie in his asshole lips. I brought up he has small feet and he defended him. He has an average size dick, probably like 5.5 inches. He’s the guy everyone should want to get (unless he is a closet asshole). But even then, there’s a binary code of how much of an asshole he can be. He looks like he has a Christian Grey mentality. Probably has a red room and it’s hidden. Fuck now there will be fanfics of him doing BDSM… his nickname would be “Lord Ladies Man”. JESSIE’S HUSBAND STAMP OF APPROVAL - first and only one this season.

Marshall

Starts laughing that he has a butterfly on his chest. Why did he get a tramp stamp on his chest?? These tattoos are almost as bad as Will’s. Captain Jack Sparrow if he was a hipster. Most definitely swings both ways. I want to cut off his manbun when he’s sleeping… like half these tattoos don’t make any sense. He probably has shorty tattooed on his dick and it probably still says shorty when it’s erect. At least his chin isn’t square like Ozzy’s. This guy is weird looking and his tattoos give me the heebie jeebies. He’s a fucking dumpster rat. He’d be the king’s jester and wear clown makeup. Tries to juggle three balls- can’t find them. He looks like he enjoys his venti Starbucks drinks: “Can you froth the milk please sir?” Looks homeless, searches the road for pennys or whatever British cheap change is. Probably has OnlyFans for his feet.

BONUS: Toby

He literally looks like the kind of guy that is used as the main character in the game— he looks like a default setting lol he’s a random fucking palette. Looks like Vin Diesel’s baby brother I’m going to call him baby diesel. Why are his arms so short? At least he didn’t skip leg day. If you chopped off his head, he’d look like the perfect speciman of a man. Head looks like it should be on a crackheads. It’s small. Looks like he should be on prison break. Surprised he has no tattoos - looks like he’s been to prison a few times. Kind of sad he’s the last one… I wish Francis was the last one instead. Toby’s skin tone is off… his color is different from his head to feet. The AI said “lol not my fucking problem.” It said “make perfect man body with generic ass head.” Bro is gonna be NPC for life. (“You sound like Elliot” “shut the fuck up”). He’s so bland they gave him white swim shorts.

A/N to my fans: I love you degenerates. I work very hard at this to entertain and give you guys a full insight to what these characters really are. I appreciate your constant gratitude and thank you for allowing me to be your roast king. All other attempts are failures and they can come find me if they have something to say. I hope you all read this and then go back to read it again because it makes you happy. That is all.

PS: the AI really helped with these roasts this season because the character designs sucked. They made it very easy for me. I’d also really like to thank my top supporter, @caitkaminski . She’s been a fan for a long time (Apparently I am not a supporter). Here’s to next season. I will miss doing these til then. In the wise words of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, aka Maui: “You’re welcome.”

[savvythepirate]

It’s okay to cry

Pairing: Jack Sparrow x reader

Warnings: None

Requested by: @always-on-hiatus

The Request:

hii! I hope you are doing well! I would like to request jack x fem reader with prompts #17 & #22. thanks if approved.

Prompt 17:

“You’re going to have to talk to me sometime.”

22:

“I still need you.”

***

Jack Sparrow had been your best friend for as long as you could remember, the both of you refused to part ways.

That was until a certain incident occurred while trying to help Jack Sparrow repair and mop the Black Pearl before it was good to continue on course. Once through with your chore, the Pearl started sailing once more to the next destination, once back on Pearl again, you felt thrilled to be home. Joining Jack Sparrow’s crew was a slight moment’s hesitation before you agreed, you than come to realize that it was the best decision you had ever made.

Until now. Regret was bubbling within you after seeing what you just saw. The crew was your new family and Jack had always treated you like royalty. Some mates seemed to envy the treatment you got from their captain, seeing that Jack Sparrow would literally drops what he was doing to aid you while he barked at the others back to work. For a while, it remained that way and for a while, you were the only woman onboard. That was until Elizabeth Swann had come onboard the Pearl, all of that treatment from Jack Sparrow seemed to have gone up into thin air as he decided to give his attention to Elizabeth in the same way as he used to for you. Elizabeth was always kind to you, so it was hard not to return that same kindness back. But in your mind was another story, in your mind, you were fuming and immediately felt as though you were no longer wanted there, and you even wanted to snap her neck for taking Jack from you.

Someone and something who meant the absolute world, and someone who played an important role in your life. One day, you and Gibbs were working together on scrubbing the floorboards while you had to take your turn to refill the bucket of water. As you stepped away to do exactly that, you also had run into an unpleasant scene, a scene that foolishly seemed to break your heart. You stood in silence, mouth open agape as you watched Jack Sparrow kissing Elizabeth Swann. It stung, you had fallen for him and when you started feeling that deeper level of connection throughout your friendship with Jack Sparrow, you felt you couldn’t have been more wrong. With what you were facing now, it gave you doubts and made you want to leave the crew, the Pearl, Jack Sparrow.

You couldn’t decide if that would be the right thing for you to do, but once you felt a tear rolling from your left eye, you than decided it would be for the best if you had just left. To play it safe, you had planned to leave in the dead of night as to make sure you wouldn’t get caught. Before you could go, you decided to tell Gibbs and let him know what’s been going on, that would soon turn out to be a huge mistake. Throughout the rest of your day, you quietly moved items into one of the lifeboats, thinking no one had seen or was watching you. But you were wrong, you had a pair of eyes watching you this entire time of you trying to be sneaky. Before you could leave, you would explain everything to Gibbs as mentioned before, telling him of your reasoning of leaving.

Once you did, you of course regretted it as Gibbs just had to run his mouth off to Jack Sparrow. That night, you were making final preparations of your voyage, as you were throwing the final item in, all that was left was you. You were about to step in when the sound of Jack Sparrow’s voice spoke out, causing you to jolt in fright as it was clearly unexpected.

“You’re going to have to talk to me sometime.”

You give him a sheepish grin before turning back, now that Jack knows of your leaving, you didn’t know what to say at first. You definitely didn’t want to bring up the fact you had walked in on him kissing Elizabeth. So you created a diversion through different reasons, still upset that you had thought you could trust Gibbs on this information.

“I have nothing to say, other than the fact you don’t seem to need me here any longer.”

Unbeknownst to you, Jack Sparrow is also aware of the fact that you had walked in on him kissing Elizabeth, but doesn’t bring it up. Rather, he firmly yet gently puts you in your place in order to get you to stay.

Whatever it took, he was going to keep you from leaving.

“You don’t need me here.” You say again, still not looking back at him.

“That’s where you’re wrong, (Y/n). I still need you. Not just me, but the entire crew.”

You sighed, holding back the tears you’ve kept hidden for far too long. You weren’t going to break in front of Jack Sparrow.

But it was as if he could sense you were ready to let loose and allow yourself to cry.

“It’s okay to cry, love.”

“No, I don’t cry!” You try.

You cried because you didn’t want to leave, and it was than you feel Jack Sparrow pull you in an tight embrace, not wanting you to go.

You accepted as you fall back into him, your head now resting on his chest. This was you wanting to get more of this comfort that you didn’t know this man could provide, the man you chose to love.

Jack Sparrow pleads a final time.

“Please stay.” Jack pleads, almost seeming desperate.

“Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere.”

That was a promise.

***

@savvythepirate

Requests: OPEN

Tags: @always-on-hiatus @princessofthornsandroses @justafairytailofinnocence @marsswann @friendlynova

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@black-pearls-captain

❛❛    you look very elegant, Jack. QUITE DASHING.   ❜❜

THERE WAS AN AMUSED LITTLE SMILE on her lips as she regarded him, resplendent in a white, curled wig, powdered face and all ( well, that part of the costume she could do without ). but he did wear the baby blue silk wonderfully well, down to those ankles in MATCHING SILK STOCKINGS that were far finer than anything she'd ever seen him wear. it almost made her miss the days of that strange MERCHANT CAPTAIN disrobing in her cabin. almost.

with the addition of an emerald earring and a matching ring on her finger, she was ready herself, no doubt the rarest Spanish treasure to grace England's shores since Drake returned from Cadiz. count this as a little payback for her countrymen, if things were to go as planned. ( well, a bit more modest than that, but the two of them could only carry so much. ) her panniers this evenings were bedecked with pouches, and straps, and pockets to cart out the lot of Kensington Palace save for the architecture. perhaps the one and only time she'd approve so readily of Sparrow slipping his hands up her skirts.

❛❛    do I look alright ? modest enough ? the English are so ...  ❜❜ prudish. ❛❛    particular. ❜❜

[adtothebone]

I was bummed to find out Paper Mate discontinued its Black Pearl erasers. They still make the White Pearl (shown) and Pink Pearl, and they’re perfectly fine erasers, but Captain Jack Sparrow would not approve.

[mikathemonster]

Hii 😊 I'm new to your blog and extremely nosy so can I ask who are your fav dwarves? And lotr characters? Also just randomly do you have a fav middle earth location? (Mine is anywhere where boromir is hahaa and the shire)

I can't really pick a fav dwarf myself, they come as a set 🤣 but like if I had to pick strictly on attractiveness 👀fili lol no joke would marry him tomorrow if I could even if it was only for one day and then smaug incinerated me

Do you have any ships or crossover ships for the erebor gang? I don't really care for ships cuz I have a hard time visualising my fav with anyone that isn't me 😂 but, and listen I don't really know why, but I somewhat ship Captain Jack Sparrow and Kili.

The mere idea of Kili dandering on into the lonely mountain while Jack stumbles in after him like a drunk deer not used to solid ground, eyeing all the gold and poor Kili having to try introduce him to Thorin and Dis, Thorin so not approving bcuz Jack's probably got his pockets full of stuff that isn't his and Thorin can smell trouble and Jack fckin reeks of it, and Gandalf in the background almost dying on his pipe smoke because so help all of Middle Earth if he has to babysit those two complete morons. And y'know Kili aboard the black pearl during a storm absolutely entirely drowned on the deck ngl he'd make a pretty pirate. Ultimately I don't think they'd actually work cuz I can't see Jack wanting life on land and Kili would miss the dwarves and the mountains but its a fun almost ship

Anyways my lady apologies for my intrusion of your ask box and all the nonsense I've just left there but I cannot get the hobbit/potc out of my brain of recent, as mentally banjaxed as it is I have spent the past three days straight (it's been way longer than that shhh) imagining that I'm part of the company and Fili's wife 😅

woah, hello there and welcome to my blog! I'm glad to hear you're enjoying yourself :)

as far as my favorites of the dwarves go, I absolutely adore kíli, fíli, bofur and nori!! they're all amazing and I love the deeper look the production vlogs give you for them <3 I'm also a big fan of Frodo in particular, he's so surreal as a tortured character and I love his character arc throughout the movies.

if I could go anywhere in all of middle-earth, I'd definitely have to say Erebor and Rivendell. they're just absolutely stunning locations and I would do anything for the chance to witness such splendor! the shire is also a personal favorite of mine :)

as far as ships with the Erebor gang, I love Thorin and Bilbo. despite Martin Freeman not liking fans seeing queerness with his characters, he ironically plays queerness very well. though I'm not really crazy about crossover ships if I'm being honest, but definitely more power to those that adore them.

also, just a quick note that I'm not a lady! but I'm so glad you seem to be enjoying my work and my blog and it's always lovely to chat with those that enjoy things in common interest <3 daydreaming really comes in clutch when you wanna imagine marrying your favorite dwarf :)

[kenovele]

Bogs Blog 36

A big thing happened this week. On Wednesday night, instead of going climbing, Benoit officially submitted his physio application. Amazing! After months of working on it, and at least a year of thinking about it, the much anticipated application has finally been submitted for judgement by the physio board. This can take around 3-4months, so now we are waiting, either for questions or acceptance! I really hope that everything was done as required, as it was a big process and in my opinion one that I feel deserves acceptance, he is a good physio and I hope that he can continue working as one in New Zealand. Either way, it was a big weight off Benoits shoulders, and I am happy for him that it is done. He has been looking for and applying for jobs, got his official New Zealand drivers licence and has been doing a few things around home. It is going to be really good for him to have a job and something to do during the week other than his physio application and driving me around! At the moment the jobs he is applying for are more temporary jobs, physical labour and landscaping like jobs as he can’t yet apply for physio jobs until his application is approved, however any job at the moment is better than no job!

Other than that, our week was pretty standard, we didn’t go climbing that often as we were busy after work most nights. When we are at Te Aroha Monday night, and then away for the weekend, it affects the usual flow of the week as all of a sudden you only have a few nights at home to cram two days of climbing, friends, tennis and cooking in to! Since this week we were away Monday and leaving Friday, we only went climbing on Tuesday, but it was for the greater  good of getting the physio application done! We had some friends over on Thursday night for dinner which was nice and then on Friday we headed down to Mount Maunganui in Tauranga for the weekend.

Jamie has been working in Tauranga for the last few weeks and we decided to join him for his last weekend there. We stayed at Paige’s house with Jamie and his girlfriend Bea. It was a good little group. The weather, although cold, was beautiful, we had lovely blue-sky days and enjoyed going for walks on the beach. The vibe down there is a chill one, everyone is on beach time, coming and going as they please, the community is quiet and everything we needed was within walking distance, not bad at all. Friday night we arrived, set up our tent in the garden before having delicious nachos for dinner and a good catch up with everyone. Saturday, we had a creative day, the water was flat, no wind or waves, so instead we turned up the music and spent the day and a good part of the evening painting Jamies lathe box that covers his lathe on the back of his van. It was a fun project, and everyone got into it. We had a multitude of different colours, good weather, good music and good company. A cool group project that everyone was happy to collaborate on. Jamie didn’t expect to paint the whole box, but the motivation was high so we kept going and covered every surface in a multitude of colours and designs. The words say ‘the white pearl’ which is the name of Jamies van and a tribute to pirates of the Caribbean and the black pearl which is his favourite movie and you could go so far as saying that captain jack sparrow is his idol. Benoit is into drawing mushrooms at the moment and so gave us something to paint by drawing lots of mushrooms for us. A big creative day.

Sunday was a day for relaxing, we were all knackered after our paint party on Saturday and spent the day doing our own activities. Benoit and I woke up earlier than everyone so we went for a nice big walk on the beach, the sun was out and once again there was no wind nor waves so we walked along the beach, admiring the view and the stunning winters day. Once we got back to the house, we admired out bright and colourful painting project before we cooked up a massive cooked breakfast. It was much needed and filled us up for the rest of the day. Benoit and I decided to go for another walk, this time around the mountain. Because it was such a nice day, there were a lot of people that had the same idea as us, but it was nice all the same, we even saw a seal sunbathing on the rocks. After our walk, we caught up with Jamie and Bea who were lounging on the beach, we braved the water and headed in for a very quick swim. It was not warm, cold enough to chill you right down to the bones, but very refreshing. Although the warm shower afterwards was much appreciated! Sunday night we had a much needed early night.

Monday, I dropped Benoit off at the bus stop in Tauranga as he is heading to the mountain for the week. The snow is good and the weather is supposed to be devine so he is going to stay with Jane Wilcox and snow board. I headed to Te Aroha by myself this week, I will miss my toasted sandwich maker, but I am glad that he has had the chance to head to the mountain!

Love Kate xxx

[the-firebird69]

Watch "jack sparrow running" on YouTube

And he's running because he's been faking someone's after a minutes of publicity thing and he's thinking of helping with the cocaine trafficking and they're thinking it's not a bad idea. That's what other people are saying you don't really like it cuz they want to sit here and threaten people so we're going to get that Don Johnson boat out and use it as cover and go after people and take the stuff and they're going to get beat up

Thor Freya

Tons of episodes happened and they just ran them yes today you can hear them saying they're going to pull it out and it's a lot of people from both sides the morlock and the max and they said they're going to revive them and restore right now I can see people out there poking around and said you're not going to do it we are and the max are pissed off they want them out and they're not out so getting to work and they're going to mess them up over those boats and look at the mess I'm up over the Harley-Davidson factory so they keep saying they're going to take over and tons of them are up there and they're getting wiped out and it's just above Orlando Florida and they are getting killed it's a lot of them from here probably half from Port Charlotte Florida half from both and they're going up there and they're getting hit and they won't be here to annoy our son and it's really easier to stop them when the s*** hits the fan and it is amazing okay there's a ton of them going there and there's such idiots and we tried to open the other one and they don't want it we asked they don't want a scooter chopper in Florida not even on the Bahamas and said we're going to what about the rest of the scooters he said why it's like a scooter scooterville so I said okay it will assemble them I want the chopper thing I want to drive around a small chopper make people go nuts cuz it's way too small still and I can afford it and people said it might get money so you start thinking about and told people and he's he's the idea guy for it cuz it would work he thinks and there's a few reasons so he said to run a test run because I don't know how you going to do that. So the running bikes that are John Cena's near him using other people and it's sort of working. We see it working and we see the max changing the Max's. it's a good idea. So requesting contracts and we're going to make deals we might build like 20 scooter factories and send them to the Bahamas and to Bimini and to Jamaica and California and make them here and retired people can build them on the swing shift and they might find a couple of them to be very interesting cuz they're useful and we might make a scooter that you can turn into a box and that would be helpful they say with some decent tires and we get that and so we're going ahead with it now and he might make us a motorcycle that's electric and gas a hybrid that goes into a box from his recycling company and people will buy that like madness and you can run both motors at the same time and the double the power from like 50 horsepower to about 80 or 90 and people love it it says you better get going on it you kind of a little heavy no cuz the rest of it's nothing it's like a titanium outlet it's made to be light same design same frame don't think it'll be different would be that it would be all breakdown and it doesn't take long to design that he's got it already so we have to approve it no he's making it and he's saying it out to us you're testing it out and we're commenting on some things has to be telescopic here and so forth so we redesign it and he makes that face, and noises it's going on now what a wonderful day

Thor Freya

And John reward is dead we're going to go after him his people are going up there in droves and they're getting killed it's a good time for the staff and so Mac wants the scooter shopping and he wants to kick her 5150 shop immediately and we're putting the 5150 shop separate and we're going to start building them and it's up north cuz Jason cuz he wanted it up there it's going in tonight and the idiots of the past and he says we should probably start that today cuz if this happens with Stan and assholes going to go nuts all of them so starting construction on the Disney resort and the Disney hotel and remodeling and we're changing the light cycle ride to mimic what is in Japan and the original light cycle designer was kept on is the sign was not bad and Japan just modernized it and he went he asked the guy who do you think about feeding these up so people have like a real ride and just putting in some kind of car that can smack into each other a little and keep going and not like bumper cars or go karts with that metal ugly thing so he knows what to do and he knows how to do it and it's just a rubber thing and it works and he's done it before he says what is going to help the race he says this is stupid... Adults can go in it you have to be up here so I can go in it against you cuz now that lead designer you son of a b**** no I'm Thor, I saw you waving also I said you should have kept a surprise now mad it says it was a surprise just not really a long one so I'm not in trouble as much as I said smiling and said that's right you have to raise him not me yes no you both have to cuz to change the ride tomorrow it's a little faster than 2 mph and it's going to be awesome this is oh then we need a kid one it says okay and you don't want to have to be like you can sort of start a near each other and drive off like indifferently and it can maybe have a kid in there a special chair that goes in or something and the kids want to be over there also just like this wow that's cool that's what age group and I have no idea this high... Now it's not cool cuz kids can go in if they're big enough and the little one of you not that little and then a teeny one for the kids area and I might have a track and he's thinking Jason. Now Jason decides it doesn't want to be small again so you might have his kid do it and see it's him

Thor Freya yes it is banana I'm starting to itch

These ppl are at him all the time I got to do something about it. Today is going to be a harsh night cuz I think it is a nightstand I mean it's the day that stand and Sherry get hit you come back pretty quick and he sees them come back so I guess it might not be that bad and the heel and he knows the healing it's kind of a real dick about it though he's going to try and raise their house over and over we got those boats attracting people and we have court cases coming up tomorrow and Max do too against him and he says his motivated but they're motivated more cuz what he's saying and doing he's going down and that guy is an animal and an idiot

Hera his son is worse they have no idea how dumb they look

Zues

Olympus

[jensomniac]

[bluenotemagpie]

Favourite moment from The Empty Child that flew over my head the first time I watched it: When Nine sits down with all of the kids having their stolen dinner, and guesses what Nancy’s been doing during the air raids. 

Nancy: Is there something wrong with that?

Nine: Wrong with that? It’s brilliant! Not sure if it’s Marxism in action or a West End musical.

[piratestrash]

“Any way do you have nicknames?” “Because my fellow demons call me kamata kun or san” “which means attention seeker”

"I mean, Jackie calls me Ma as a joke sometimes. Lots of people call me a slut, which is fair. And Da used to call me Jackie," he softly admits, "Which isn't usable. Jacques and, curtesy of Calypso, Witty Jack are still ones I use."

"We do NOT seek attention."

[sonofirishseas]

*calls you captain in a gay way*

[savvythepirate]

Stay

Pairing: Jack Sparrow x reader

Warnings: None

Requested by: @sardonic-the-writer

The Request:

Either 50 or 21 with Jack Sparrow? A gender neutral reader please! Feel free to take creative liberty :D

Prompt #50 (Oh, I want you here… more than I should)

***

The strange encounter with Jack Sparrow would soon to be proved a good thing to have happen.

It was a memory you would never forget, that’s for certain. It wasn’t just any encounter as you would have had with any regular person, it was the kind of encounter that makes dreams of adventure come true. For as long as you can remember, there was nothing more you had wanted then anything than to explore the world and see for yourself what it has to offer. Each time the thought ever crosses your mind, you had a good feeling about it and right away, you begin putting money safely away.

Not long after the first encounter, you both had found it was easy to get along with each other and shared a lot in common, before Jack Sparrow departs from your village possibly for good, he offers you a place in his crew. Of course, you agree with knowing this could be your one and only opportunity to go and achieve your dreams of adventure you’ve longed for and of course, you brought what money you had saved up with you, making sure it was in a safe place in the cabin given to you on the Black Pearl. Jack’s crew instantly grew attached to you, and they loved you before even shaking your hand for the first time. The first thing you learn about being part of the crew was how much quicker time flies as you were about to reach your two year mark of being recruited.

You know it’s something that doesn’t have to be celebrated or mark your calendar like a holiday, you thought of treating everyone to a drink in Tartuga, that might be fun. The crew really had become your family and when brought the subject of celebrating to Jack Sparrow, he surprisingly agreed and was down for it as he started on course to Tartuga at your request. On the way there, you get didn’t expect to run into another adventure so quick, but you were more than willing to be ready for it. What you didn’t expect, however, was the danger and near harm it brought to you and your crew. Jack Sparrow didn’t see this either, it was completely blindsiding and possibly one of the most frightening experience in your life then ever before.

The whole crew gasped as the Flying Dutchman sails close by the Pearl, just out of the blue. That ship wasn’t like anything you’ve seen before and just when found the old ship was creepy enough, one look at the captain was all it took to change your mind as he made his appearance.

Davy Jones.

Although you’ve never seen it all, you’ve only heard of it. With this being the first time laying eyes on the Dutchman, it was a frightening sight all over again. As the Dutchman starts sailing up closer, Jack Sparrow immediately but gently pushes you behind him, trying to keep you out of Davy’s sight. As everyone knows, including you, Jack Sparrow has been dealing with over due debt settlement with Davy Jones. All Jack could think in that moment was he wasn’t just about to possibly lose you to anyone, let alone Davy Jones. Only a fool would do something as reckless as Jack was about shout over to the Dutchman, and you were slightly amused but never approved of Jack’s mistake.

“Oi, fishface!”

Now with the Dutchman suddenly gone, something comes across Jack’s mind and it was a thought he didn’t like.

Jack couldn’t help but feel this was a close call of bringing possibly harm your way and the more he thought about it, the more Jack worried of your safety. Jack Sparrow wasn’t sure if Davy had seen you behind him or not at all. If he did, he never mentioned the new recruit. Jack ponders about the only option there seemed to be, and that was to drop you off where it would be safe. He knew this suggestion is going to be harder on you than it would be for him. When he approached you, he did so with extra caution, being gentle as he did not want to upset you or making you think he didn’t want you part of his crew anymore.

As soon as he spoke of it to you, you reacted in the exact way expected.

“Oh, so now you don’t want me here?” You say coldly.

“That’s not what I’m saying-“

“Well I think you Jack Sparrow, you’re making me feel you don’t want me here.”

“Oh, I want you here… more than I should.”

“That’s good, because I’m not going anywhere.”

Jack sighs in defeat before looking back up at you with a serious look and a condition.

“Just be careful than, alright?”

“Don’t worry, I will be sure to do exactly that.”

“Okay, let’s go get that drink.”

“Sounds good!”

Everyone had a good time that night, as the crew knew they were in for a fun night just before arrival.

Which made it hard to leave.

***

@savvythepirate

Requests: Open

Tags: @princessofthornsandroses @justafairytailofinnocence @marsswann @friendlynova @always-on-hiatus

[storiesforallfandoms]

Masterlist 2!

Here’s the second masterlist of all my imagines and preferences! (first masterlist can be found here!) Imagines marked as * are smutty imagines! Imagines marked as ` are requests!

IMAGINES

Z NATION powerful ~ 10k` nothing left ~ 10k* stay ~ 10k (part two)` still mine ~ 10k

HANNIBAL childhood secrets ~ hannibal lecter` i know ~ hannibal lecter`

GAME OF THRONES disrespect ~ oberyn martell

HEMLOCK GROVE assistant ~ roman godfrey

VICTORIOUS dirty little secret ~ jade west new to school ~ tori vega` my sister’s best frienemy ~ tori vega`

CRIMINAL MINDS hearing it all ~ spencer reid hard case ~ spencer reid

THE MANDALORIAN something i could never dream of ~ din djarin

PEAKY BLINDERS i’m giving up this life ~ thomas shelby dedication ~ thomas shelby` all grown up ~ thomas shelby` like looking in a mirror ~ thomas shelby` take a hint ~ thomas shelby` on your knees ~ thomas shelby*`

THE BODYGUARD road trip ~ david budd (part eight) finally ~ david budd (part nine)* turning tables ~ david budd (part ten)

SHADOWHUNTERS i don’t need your help ~ jace herondale*`

HOUSE OF CARDS movie marathon ~ duncan shepherd`

BRIDGERTON unhappy futures ~ simon bassett

LUCIFER old flame ~ lucifer morningstar

BARRY similar experiences ~ barry berkman`

AMERICAN HORROR STORY behind closed doors ~ michael langdon*`

THE ORVILLE cautious ~ ed mercer

SUPERNATURAL to keep you safe ~ sam winchester*`

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES should’ve asked you first ~ jeremy gilbert

NEW GIRL rejected hearts club ~ nick miller`

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY second chances ~ ben hargreeves`

STRANGER THINGS pool side ~ steve harrington (part one)* clear head ~ steve harrington (part two) undead ~ eddie munson he’s not what you think ~ steve harrington (part three) soft side ~ billy hargrove` sister’s night ~ steve harrington (part four)

BOY MEETS WORLD nowhere else to turn ~ shawn hunter`

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN oh captain ~ captain jack sparrow*` survivor ~ captain jack sparrow` vulnerable ~ captain jack sparrow` thought i lost you ~ captain jack sparrow`

MIDSOMMAR baby sister ~ mark` wish i could be them ~ mark`

MARVEL always ~ bucky barnes a bit of excitement ~ bucky barnes* in another life ~ peter parker (tasm) come home ~ wanda maximoff what did you call me? ~ shang-chi*` don’t go ~ stephen strange*` putting it to better use ~ bucky barnes*`

DCEU his domination ~ the joker*` guilty ~ bruce wayne*

TWILIGHT bloodlust ~ jasper hale`

THE DIRT handsy date ~ mick mars` i could’ve lost you ~ nikki sixx` need help ~ nikki sixx`

JENNIFER’S BODY boy’s are a disease ~ jennifer check

IT CHAPTER TWO the type you take home to mom ~ eddie kaspbrak

8 MILE can’t buy me ~ jimmy smith jr.`

SCREAM haunted house ~ billy loomis there’s always tomorrow ~ billy loomis and stu macher`

VAMPIRE ACADEMY the small guardian ~ christian ozera`

MACHINE GUN KELLY soldier girl*` wap*` better than the movie*` can’t get in` pretty toes*` driver’s license like i’m gonna lose you (part two) rained out` burnt out` accident prone` asserting dominance` sister’s approval` that makes it all feel complicated` way too hot` worst first` comparisons` sucker for pain` thirsty` she ain’t a gold digger` stepping out` my favorite parts*` i have something to tell you` stuck with you` open book` she’s a baddie` it was always you` it’s too easy*` everything is going to be alright` the only one for me` talent that runs in the family` your real prize*` emergency visit` just something i bought` if you remember tomorrow` gamer girl` spoiled` a book by her cover` can’t keep my hands to myself*` break it up!` how you waste love` something’s different` you don’t own me*` leave us alone`

CORPSE HUSBAND sing me to sleep` safe space` needy permanently` hand delivered everything i’m insecure about inspirational` small world` starstruck` unimaginably happy` hype you up` i hope he knows irrelevant

ROOK choker*` unconventional (with pete davidson)` finishing*` daddy’s hurt` never let you go` little drummer girl` shorty` little red marks`

EMINEM pushing buttons` tabloid bs` delayed` mama’s boy` and the winner is...` juxtaposition` something new` dance party for one` am i ready?` caught` morning glory*` relapse` speaking code` rescue` doing it again` old man` the first time in a long time` my greatest mistake` too busy` stop being a cliché` be with you than without you` well that’s awkward` stealing my stuff` brat*` i hate my step dad` releasing the beast` personal collaboration` the toughest decision` tale as old as time`

HARRY STYLES dreams (au part four) going solo` causing trouble up in hotel rooms (part one) tell the world (part two)

ANDREW SIWICKI master plan`

PETE DAVIDSON the wrong time for flirting` our own luck` backstage*` cliche christmas proposal` kissing strangers (part one)` unconventional (with rook)` out of practice (part two)` the best interview ever` hard day*` clingy` pose` looking for someone` you’re my best friend` just want to stay in bed` patience*` secret matching tattoos` my little family` looking good next to you` stop disrespecting my partner` take care` study buddies*`

BLACKBEAR tour bus shenanigans*’

YUNGBLUD just hold me` honey, i’m home` wingman`

MODSUN strong`

HENRY CAVILL too much*`

AARON TVEIT first show` messed up internal clock*` the morning after*` opening night`

KARL JACOBS interrupted the secret spoil`

CODY FERN pranks` i will never be satisfied`

EWAN MCGREGOR fantasies*` feeling like forever`

DOMINIC FIKE inspiration*`

NOEN EUBANKS he’ll never see this`

JOHNNY DEPP drunk mistakes` an honor` between the stacks`

SWAGGERSOULS stop simping in the smp` get out of my room* unnecessary comments` three little words` private room*

DEVON BOSTICK sweethearts`

BO BURNHAM isn’t it ironic? meet cute` a bad idea with a great outcome*` slumber party*` a different side*`

ARIANA GRANDE i choose you`

ANDY BIERSACK the right thing

GOODGUYFITZ real poggers moment`

RICHARD MADDEN the most special moment big sister`

MEGAN FOX absolutely stunning`

JACOB ELORDI abcdefu

TRAVIS BARKER deatbeat`

TAYLOR MOMSEN sweet in private`

SHANNON LETO always overlooked`

TOM FELTON teaching them young`

JOAQUIN PHEONIX love of animals`

ANDREW GARFIELD marking`

TOM HIDDLESTON the archer and the trickster`

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE when stunts go wrong`

SHAWN MENDES neglected`

EVAN PETERS rest

TOM HOLLAND my badass girl`

MULTIFANDOM we’re too stupid ~ the vlog squad` ghostin’ ~ multiple musicians` secrets ~ riverdale cast`

SHIPS oh no, i think i’m catching feelings ~ louis tomlinson x harry styles` save a seat ~ yelena belova x clint barton` possessive ~ eminem x machine gun kelly`

HEADCANONS watching rupaul’s drag race w/corpse calling bucky barnes “buck” for the first time since steve left marc spector railing you in front of a mirror to make steven grant jealous*

NSFW ALPHABET HEADCANONS bo burnham* bucky barnes* eminem*` andrew garfield*`

PREFERENCES when they wrongfully accuse you of cheating ~ misfits` how they react when you walk in covered in blood and carrying a gun ~ mcu