#the muses approve

[chipper-smol]

once again i am flabbergasted by how adhd meds make me feel like a normal person

[spiderwarden]

Menzobarranzan DLC where you can help Minthara conquer her city, where she either -

1) Fight House Baenre, kill the rebel Drow, become Lolth’s New Chosen, restore Minthara’s status as now Baenre Heir.

2) Fight House Baenre, save the rebel Drow, lead them away in the name of Eiliastree. Fight the Avatar of Lolth.

Lolth Kiss avaible, where if you or Minthara fail the saving throws, you get drider’d

[slinkies-and-dragons]

It's snake weighing day this morning! Keep reading to see all the babies!

A little context on these cuties.

They were found abandoned in an apartment, and we're pretty confident they were a breeding setup. Because they're adopted, we don't know all of their morphs, so if you recognize any please let us know!

First up is Cali.

Yes. She is a spider morph. If you're unfamiliar with them, they are (as far as we're concerned) an unethical morph because they are prone (by which I mean I have never heard of one without) to a nervous system condition known as wobbles. This can present in varying degrees of severity, and is often very stressful for the animal. If you want to get a ball python, and the breeder you're looking at offers spider morphs, please do not support them.

That being said, we're monitoring her closely to see how severe her wobble is, as she has already shown that she has one. She is a beautiful snake and if her quality of life isn't too bad, we'll be keeping her around, but if she's unable to live well we have already made the decision to not let her suffer.

At this time, she is not showing severe symptoms, and I'm hoping she will be able to spend many years with us.

She weighed in at 1242g and is roughly 47 inches long.

Next is Ato! She weighed in at 778g and is roughly 33 inches long. She's our shortest!

After her, we have Hym! Our only new male, he weighs 1498g and is roughly 48 inches long. A big guy!

After Hym is Terp! She weighed in at 1126g and is about 40 inches long. Terp has a bump on her snoot that the vet believes is akin to a callus, but we're going to keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't grow.

Pom is next! She's our littlest, but not shortest!, weighing in at 621g and measuring around 40 inches.

And last but not least is Nia! Our biggest new addition, she weighs a nice 1530g and is around 48 inches in length! She had the biggest poo I've ever seen this morning and was scooty because of it, so she was a little hard to measure and she may or may not be longer than 48.

Nia has a stubby little tail, and we're hoping she's just ~like that~, but we're gonna make sure we keep an eye out for potential stuck shed issues because of it.

We're pretty confident Nia is a high melanin morph, but we could be wrong!

So them's the girls (and Hym)!!

We'd love to hear your thoughts on their morphs! We're going to do some research ourselves too, but I think it'd be fun to see what others think :)

[queenmuzz]

Oh, look it's the guy that basically forced me to buy this game.

[tenebriism]

Are you all REALLY just going to LOOK but not T O U C H ?

[mad-hunts]

i'm afraid barton-core is jump-scaring someone who's investigating him by laying across a couch in their house like 'one of your french girls' and staying like that until they get home + pulling a gun on them the instant they turn on the light (barton thinks he's funny by doing shit like this, y'all, and wellll... i think it might be if he wasn't threatening their life ☠️ like WTF LMAO)

[masquenoire]

"What is that? Wait, no... don't tell me, that's a fuckin' Sundance A25, isn't it?? We're going out on a big mission tonight and you had the bright idea to pick something like that as backup??? You know what that is, that's SHIT! Which is what you are! You are shit, dumbass!"

[thatsrightice]

Crosby totally packs all of the lunches for his crew (and Bubbles, always Bubbles) when he flies missions. He gets their preferred choice of ration, all of their favorite flight-approved snacks, and he even manages to acquire some extra chocolate bars, all of which were carefully packaged inside a brown paper bag with their name on it in that delicate handwriting of his.

When Crosby gets transferred to Blakely’s crew, Douglass doesn’t stop bragging about it and shoving it in Ham’s face for weeks. Of course then Crosby felt bad when he saw how Ham was actually disappointed whenever the special lunches were brought up, so he started to secretly leave one by Ham’s flight gear before every flight.

[despairs-memorial]

If I give Rantaro an eyebrow and tongue piercing, would everyone be with or against me?

[styxisms]

RANDOMLY GENERATED HEADCANONS

use this generator to create some randomly generated headcanons for your muse!

G'raha Tia is going to heaven.

G'raha Tia desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.

G'raha Tia is a very good singer.

G'raha Tia instinctively cleans messes in their own house as well as other peoples.

G'raha Tia almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once.

Tagged by: i stole it

Tagging: @ you

[lunaetis]

for muse(s) who have tail(s) : coiling your tail around your partner / lover protectively ( or possessively. )

[spiderwarden]

Its so funny to me when people write so many times say they don’t see eye to eye with Minthara.

[coollyinterferes]

//I hadn't been here since around the time the Jojo Musical came out and before they livestreamed it, so I don't know how people feels about it?? or if it is even known here or something??? HOWEVERRRR, I need to mention this now that both Tattoo and Kenpo Fighter (Speedwagon's Ogre Street friends that appear in the anime) got official names in the Musical!! And so, I'll be using their now official names for them, those names being:

Tattoo = Cronin Kenpo Fighter = Amato (yes, both of them have been confirmed to be REO Speedwagon references and to have been approved by Araki himself!)

I'll still be using and adapting them to the headcanon names I had given them originally here, I just need to work out the details first lol. But yeah, that's what will be happening there with the Ogre Street boys.

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN with donatella versace & dua lipa

[thewindandthestars]

I love my soon to be husband very much. He is so pretty and has a lovely voice and just the most squishable cheeks that I could pepper in kisses always

Not only that but I love his love and his eyes and the way he looks good in any lighting. I love that he sings and plays an instrument. I love how confident he is but I also love seeing him more vulnerable. I love him wholly not only for the good parts of him but also for his flaws.

Truly it is so, so nice loving him and I'll forever be over the moon in love with him 💕

[richmondflyingsquirrels]

continually referring to that woman as mccarthys muse is just nasty work