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Are you all REALLY just going to LOOK but not T O U C H ?
#[ mind you... he won't react kindly to EVERYONE touching him.#u//v//u only those with the Astarion Seal of Approval may do so.#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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Astarion has left the gods damn party. A g a i n.
"Astarion dead? Then who's going to carry my 12 pairs of shoes that I found in this abandoned house?"
#[ he SWEARS he isn't coming back this time. >:o#... okay maybe he'll be back in like 5 hours#BUT THAT'S... THREE HOURS LONGER THAN LAST TIME--- ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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Ignis @ these results right now. In the lead? Lies. What he can't see, he can't believe.
#muse ;; IGNIS ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )#[ is this mean? yes. is it true tho? yes. even if this WAS still pre-ring ignis...#he'd be like 'now why am i the favorite? huh?'#legit thought astarion would be leading by a LOT. y'all always delightfully surprise me. <3 ]
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CLEARLY, he is of no use beyond the doors and chests he can unlock, and lightening burdens of inventories HE played no part in overencumbering.
Bro is NOT having a good time.
#[ if you're gonna make him do PHYSICAL LABOR... at least call him pretty >:c give 'em a compliment#SOMETHING ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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Well, obviously~
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darlingdesiredelicious : "Do you... want me to touch?"
" Oh, darling... should it not be ME asking YOU what you wish to do? Rather, touch? "
#darlingdesiredelicious#[ he gets so SAD around him even though it started off as a joke OTL ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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braveryhearted : my tav; tries not to waddle over there bc she's encumbered again.... /shot
STAY. OVER. THERE.
#[ your tav: is one of VERY few who may touch astarion#your tav: also one of MANY who gets on his damn nerves#it's like a battle. he wants hugs and smooches but also... she's such a HEADACHE lmfao! ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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Astarion has left the party... again. Find a NEW pack mule.
#braveryhearted#[ this is the new running joke between them. he just LEAVES the party everytime he's mildly inconvenienced#or reminded that he's the backpack of the party lmfao#he'll be back in like 3 hours don't worry. ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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@braveryhearted : "Okay then. We can take pictures of you petting bunnies <3".
" How about -- and, hear me out, darling, because I know you prefer not to listen to me -- we do not take pictures of me at all! "
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DO NOT.
#braveryhearted#[ why must you make him suffer??? only take pics of his good side. >:c ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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marionmaverick : (Calem) Should I call Karlach over? I'm sure she'd give you a bearhug if you are feeling cuddly.
" That will not be necessary, thank you. "
#[ he really said 'actually yeah. look but do not touch. ever.' even though i ADORE astarion/karlach as a platonic pairing <333 ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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He can't even be upset or offended because he'd react the same way.
#[ well of course you would idiot. you're both astarion.#naturally you'll feed off the suffering of the astarion that ISN'T you.#but unfortunately... YOU are the suffering astarion in this case.#sorry bby. it entertains me... and so you must continue to suffer. <3 ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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@marionmaverick : (Calem) "You're excellent to joke around with and have wonderful taste in clothes, now buck up 'til we get to camp."
" Well, at least SOMEONE has sense and manners around here. You are absolutely right about that~ " Seems that's all it took for him to perk right back up. " On my way~ "
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braveryhearted : tav vc: u r a rogue. steal something for gold's sake
If he recalls correctly, there are TWO rogues in the party, remember?! Actually, TECHNICALLY, still one. Hold on...
Astarion has re-joined the party.
Alright, now there are TWO rogues in the party again. What, you want HIM to do EVERYTHING!? He understands he's the better one of the two, but still---
#braveryhearted#[ astarion stop. astarion. please just pick up some shoes and stop throwing a temper tantrum#astarion-------- ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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@braveryhearted ;; "Good thing there's two rogues on the team" ( Tav no!! )
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Astarion has left the party.
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If ANYONE makes Gale privy to this, he's leaving the camp and never returning. Good luck picking those locks and chests with your shitty roll rate ( and don't tell Lasagna Lae'zel she lost to the idiot puppydog wizard, either. Astarion has ENOUGH creepy crawlies coming after his ass. )
#[ HE'S SO UPSET... but really when is he not?? pissy pouty bbygrl <3 ]#muse ;; ASTARION ( DASHBOARD COMMENTARY )
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