#captain Peppercorn

[the-teeny-bees-hams]

Littol munchies

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I'm obsessed with your boog. Can I request more apple seed fluff and something funny??

Hi, Anon!

I'm sorry this has taken so long to get to. So many people have asked for Apple Seed blurbs, that I needed to take a break so I could focus on the "canon" story hahaha! I can definitely write you up a little funny Apple Seed piece.

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Apple Seed (Bonus): Bun in the Inferno

Angel: (enters the kitchen in the middle of the night and pauses)

Vaggie: (tearing through the cabinets, scouring recipes, flipping and stirring various pots and pans) Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Angel: ........Hey, uh, whatcha doing, Vags?

Vaggie: Charlie. Midnight craving. (puts on a pair of goggles, opens a bottle of Infernal Ghost Pepper oil and blasts the skillet with a healthy dosage before dropping in black peppercorns, making them pop like popcorn kernels)

Angel: (coughs profusely as tears stream down his face) FUCKING HELL, VAGGIE!!!! WHAT IS SHE CRAVING?!?!?! I'M PRETTY SURE THAT RECIPE GOES AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION!!! (closes his eyes and covers his nose and mouth with his robe)

Vaggie: (wipes the lenses of her goggles before she checks her list of Charlie's recent cravings) Brimstone Flavored Pickles, Spicy Jalapeño Ice Cream, Pepper Popcorn, Lava Cake with lava from Wrath, Scorched S'mores, and Blazing Burgers.

Angel: (stomach rolls as he gets secondhand heartburn) That crazy bitch tryin' ta get that baby killed or somethin???

Vaggie: No. She's just pregnant. (uses a pair of blacksmith tongs to plate up all the food on heavy duty, industrial grade, angelic steel tray) Very pregnant, and very much a demon princess.

Food: (pulsing in a red aura as spicy vapors rise from the midnight meal)

Angel: ......Vags?

Vaggie: ....Yes?

Angel: (pats Vaggie's shoulder) You're a good husband and father-to-be.

Vaggie: .....I'm a wife.... but thank you, Angel. That means a lot to me right now. (takes a deep breath and picks up the tray, carefully walking out of the kitchen) Wish me luck!

Angel: (salutes) Godspeed, Captain.

-A few minutes later-

Vaggie: (opens the door to her and Charlie's bedroom) Charlie, I have your food-

Charlie: (demon tail swipes out, steals the tray, and brings it into the deep, dark, recesses of the bedroom)

CHOMP!!! GRRRR!!! SNARL!!! RIP!!! TEAR!!! SNORRRF!!! CHOMP!!! CHEW-CHEW-CHEW!!!! GULP!!!

Vaggie: (slowly opens the door further once the sound of food being devoured stops)

Charlie: (sweet as a puppy, face and pajamas covered in food crumbs and sauces, and a broad smile on her face that makes her eyes sparkle) That was DELICIOUS, Vaggie! (tears up and sniffs back tears of joy) Y-You're too good to me!!!

Vaggie: (sighs and goes to the bathroom before coming back with a wet towel to help clean Charlie up) I'm doing the bare minimum, babe.

Charlie: (pouts) Then Kiss?

Vaggie: (chuckles and wipes off Charlie's face) Maybe after you brush your teeth. I'm afraid your mouth will melt my face off.

[queensharotto]

Brittle Doughie’s Cookie Run x Reader Masterlist (Part 5: Late 2023)

A masterlist of @brittle-doughie’s Cookie Run stories organized by month.

Genre Emojis

😞 is for angst, 🎃 is for Halloween, 🎄 is for Christmas, 🍪 is for Cannibalism, 💗 is for Yandere, 💝 is for Valentine’s, 👻 is for Horror, 🎂 is for Birthday, 💚 is for Yandere!White Lily Cookie

The Indents are related to the featured cookies. If there are numerous cookies (Over 10 Cookies Featured), I’ll make a note on that as well. Additionally, I’ll categorize various cookies if they’re associated with a specific hobby, location, food etc.

Also, the ⭐️ will indicate a story featuring one of Brittle’s OCs.

September 2023 🍂

• “Lord/Lady Harbinger Cookie”

Featuring: The Cookies of Darkness

• “Bully Hunter”

Featuring: Lilac Cookie

• “Harbinger Cookie’s Relationship with Pomegranate Cookie”

Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie

• “All Aboard” 💗

Featuring: Milky Way Cookie

• “Napping in Goblin Cookie’s Bag”

Featuring: Goblin Cookie

• “Yandere Dragons” 💗

Featuring: The 5 Dragons

• “Y/N Cookie Meets Golden Cheese Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Golden Cheese Cookie’s Greatest Treasure: Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie as a Shagaru Magala”

Featuring: The 5 Dragons and the Cookies of Darkness

• “Golden Cheese Cookie and Ancient Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie and Burnt Cheese Cookie

• “Golden Cheese Cookie Body Pillow”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Golden Cheese Cookie showing off her wealth”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Satellite”

Featuring: Stardust Cookie

• “The Greedy or the Honorable”

Featuring: Pirate Cookie, Sorbet Shark Cookie, Captain Ice Cookie and Peppermint Cookie

• “Halt! The Restriction Mayhem Update!” 💗

Featuring: Kumiho Cookie, Cocoa Cookie, Ninja Cookie, Okchun Cookie, Lilac Cookie, Timekeeper Cookie, Sea Fairy Cookie, Fire Spirit Cookie and Lotus Dragon Cookie

• “Bastet Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Burnt Cheese Cookie and 2 Marzipan Cookies

• “Smoked Cheese Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Kingdom Host Cookie, Mozzarella Cookie, Smoked Cheese Cookie and High Priest Cheesenbird

October 2023 🎃

• “Shining Glitter Cookie and Black Lemonade Cookie fighting over Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Shining Glitter Cookie and Black Lemonade Cookie

• “Can’t Take What Isn’t Yours”

Featuring: Chili Pepper Cookie and Peppercorn Cookie

• “Paying Golden Cheese Cookie to use her gold in Character Designs”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Last Cookie Standing Challenge: Punch Y/N Cookie in the face”

Featuring: Caramel Arrow Cookie, Madeleine Cookie, Tea Knight Cookie and Rye Cookie

• “Dragon Person Y/N Cookie in the Golden Cheese Kingdom”

Featuring: Pitaya Dragon Cookie

• “Courtship Dance with Smoked Cheese Cookie”

Featuring: Smoked Cheese Cookie

• “Off to Wish Camp!”

Featuring: Cannoli Cookie, S’mores Cookie, and Yoga Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie Cherished by Golden Cheese Cookie”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Halloween Party with Chili Pepper Cookie” 🎃

Featuring: Chili Pepper Cookie

• “Last Cookie Standing Reward: Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Members of Teams Crunchy and Cripsy

• “Spooky Cookie Tales: Prikaza” 🎃

Featuring: Black Garlic Cookie

November 2023 🌾

• “Sitting on the Golden Goddess’ Lap”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Archaeologists of the Golden Cheese Kingdom”

Featuring: Fruit Cheese Cookie and Camembert Cookie

• “Beneath Burnt Cheese Cookie’s Mask”

Featuring: Burnt Cheese Cookie

• “The Corrupted or the Fooled (Abyss Monarch vs. Black Pearl Cookie)”

Featuring: Abyss Monarch Cookie and Black Pearl Cookie

• “Robbing a Bank with Timekeeper Cookie”

Featuring: Timekeeper Cookie

• “Pocky Day with Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Kumiho Cookie, Peach Cookie and Croissant Cookie

• “Rockstar Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Rockstar Cookie

• “Stollen Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Stollen Cookie

December 2023 🎄

• “Icicle Yeti Cookie and Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Icicle Yeti Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie in The Holiday Express” 🎄

Featuring: Creme Brulee Cookie and Linzer Cookie

• “Linzer Cookie Writing her own Y/N Cookie x her story”

Featuring: Linzer Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie in the Christmas Academy”

Featuring: Stollen Cookie and Strawberry Cream Cookie

• “Linzer Cookie’s Story: A LOT of cut material”

Featuring: Linzer Cookie

• “A Happy Ending Just for You”

Featuring: Linzer Cookie

• “Kissing Golden Cheese Cookie’s Hand”

Featuring: Golden Cheese Cookie

• “Sugar Swan Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Sugar Swan Cookie

• “All I Want for Cookiemas is Y/N Cookie” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “The Sweet Signals from Space”

Featuring: Astronaut Cookie and Xylitol Nova Cookie

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[akwolfgrl]

Part 22 LFT

Zoro relished in the sound of Sanji's laughter and in having his full attention. His face was flushed from the alcohol, and his eyes almost sparkled as if the stars had fallen into the ocean. The waiter dropped off their meals and left them be.

“Who was your first?” Zoro asked. He needed to know his comptsion, who he was being compared to. He took a bite of his food while he waited for the answer.

“Hmm witch gender?” Sanji asked, taking a bite of his food humming happily. “Here try this,” Sanji held a fork full off food twords of his mouth. Zoro swoloed the food in his mouth before taking a bite. He liked his better the peppercorns where too much. “Form your face. I'm guessing it's not your thing, anyway, my first times. I was fithen and a new bus boy was hired, he had dark skin and dark eyes, a wkied grin, both a tounge and a lip pricing. I love a man with pricing,” Zoro grinned. He at least had that covered. “He would roll his sleeves up, showing off his mucalre arms any chance he got, we would slip away and fool around in a closet anychane we got. When I finally decided to go all the way we got caught in the act,” Zoro watched Sanji shudder, seemed like Sanji had a thing for getting caught. “Then when I was sixteen thire was an older teen, her father was a fishmonger, they would deliver fresh to us every morning. Sometimes she came alone and she would invite me to join her on a boat. She was baituful, with freckles kissing almost every inch of her skin. She had short blue hair with sides shaved. Before you, it was the best sex I've ever had. What about you, Marimo, who was your first?”

“This is a weird story, I was staying the night at an inn, and there was a knock on my door. Thire was a large chest in front of my door and out pop a naked leggy blonde. She only had jewelry on. She stepped out of the chest and started kissing me. Backing me up into the room. The next morning, I found out she was supposed to be a distraction, but they got the wrong room,” Zoro had turned her and her friends in for a pretty nice bounty after he found out. That had been quite the night. He wouldn't mind seeing Sanji like that, naked dripping in shiny pretty things, something he had to tear off.

“So you also like both?” Sanji asked.

“I don't care, I like what I like and what's between your legs doesn't matter to me, like Nami she could switch genders and I still wouldn't be into her, Nami is too much like a little sister. If you were to become a woman, I would still want you,” Zoro explained.

“I prefer women, I love all women and think they are all beautiful. My preferences in men are more specific, I definitely like muscles and scars, and pricing is a huge turn on,” Zoro was checking all the boxes much to his amusement. “Someone who I can protect but is strong enough to protect me in return, an equal. I want someone to fight with, and alongside with, I enjoy our fights and bickering. It's what I know from the Baratie. A bonus if he gets rid of bugs for me. What about you?”

“Some of the same things you mentioned, I vule strength, someone while I can portcet I know doesn't need it. I do have a thing long legs that go on forever and a nice ass. I'm not into someone who will just do everything I tell them to, I like being challenged both in out of bed,” Zoro changed the subject. “Can you finish singing the song from earlier sometime?” Zoro wanted hear him sing again.

“Hmm sure why not,” Sanji smiled at him.

I set upon the sea

To search for phantom sails from tales my mum told me

A ghostly gallion filled with gold

She sails alone

No crew, nor captains guiding hand

Can tame tame the one the sailors call the shadow

Zoro hadn't expected Sanji to start signing but he couldn't give a fuck that they were in public. Not when the man sitting in front of him had such a nice voice, Zoro never knew he had such a thing for voices but he loved the ero cook's voice. Their waiter came back shortly after the song was finished.

“Would you like to order dessert?”

“No thank you, just the check please,” Sanji smiled before paying the bill. “Ready to go mossy?”

“Yes,” Zoro nodded, standing up, glad he didn't need to choke down something sweet, Sanji took his hand once more as they headed on their way.

[thunder-jolt]

time for my favorite CookieRun characters

uhh idk

I'm not into cr

but a thing I know for sure

is that my least favorite CR characters are

all the Disney characters

Ironically, most of my favorite Cookie Run characters are some of my OCs, but not just my OCs, since I'm an OC x Canon shipper, my favorites were often (or not) love interests.

Also, the order is not "most favorite to least favorite", all of them are my favorites. (Sounds like something a hypocrite would say, eh?)

Choco Ball Cookie

Goblin Cookie

Energy Drink Cookie

Peperoncino Cookie

Centipede Cookie (I know, a controversial one, yes, yes...)

Potato Cookie

Captain Caviar Cookie

Electric Eel Cookie

Cannoli Cookie (tied with S'More Cookie)

String Gummy Cookie

Cheddar Cheese Cookie

Blue Slushy Cookie

Royal Margarine Cookie

Sauna Egg Cookie

Black Pearl Cookie

And some other cookies as miscellaneous favorites:

Xylitol Nova Cookie (tied with Astronaut Cookie)

Tea Knight Cookie

Truffle Cookie

Currant Cream Cookie

Black Garlic Cookie (tied with White Ghost Cookie)

Peppercorn Cookie (once again, another controversial pick)

Longan Dragon Cookie (tied with ALL OF THE OTHER DRAGONS, not sure about Snapdragon, though)

Werewolf Cookie

Dark Cacao Cookie

Twizzly Gummy Cookie

Black Lemonade Cookie

Golden Cheese Cookie

Capsaicin Cookie

Olive Cookie

Fig Cookie

Almond Cookie

Choco Werehound Brute (not a cookie, but is playable-)

Milk Cookie (tied with Purple Yam Cookie)

Cotton Candy Cookie

Pizza Cookie (tied with Sandwich Cookie)

And I... Think that's about it. Jesus, I have way too many favorites, and most of them are from a design viewpoint.

[sammywolfgirl]

Back at it with the dumb pols

[the-lost-girl-in-the-tardis]

The Companions as perfumes

I did it anyways lol. Once again let me know if you want a link to any of these.

Rose Tyler: Blackberry peach preserves- Nui Cobalt

Fox in the flowerbed- Imaginary Authors

Notes: Blackberry peach preserves-Deep and delicious, this scent recalls the purple skies of Autumn’s sunset. Ripened plump blackberries, vanilla sugar, luscious peach, and subtle spice. Wear for soothing, healing, and protection.

Fox in the flowerbed-Jasmine Tulips Frankincense Wildflower Honey Pink Peppercorns Silver Thistle Alpine Air

I feel like these both complement the ninth and tenth doctors pretty well. And they are both a sweeter and sort of flirty scent which suits Rose's personality. A note about fox in the flower bed is that it isn't a artificial flower scent. It smells exactly like if you laid down in a bed of flowers. I'm not one for florals but this is a perfume I would be reaching for.

Martha Jones: Zuma 1975- Thin Wild Mercury

Notes: Top Notes Bergamot, Coriander​ Middle Notes Ocean waves, Jasmine Sambac​ Bottom Notes Sandalwood, Vetiver, Ambrette Musk

I don't have this perfume but from what i've heard it is very good. It's advertised more as a beachy summery perfume I believe.

Donna Noble: Yesterday Haze

Notes:Fig Iris Cream Tonka Tree Bark Walnut Bitters Orchard Dust

This perfume immediately draws you in. It's personally one of my favorites and would suit Donna insanely well. It's just one of those perfumes that if you smelled it out in public you would never be able to forget about it.

Amelia Pond: O'Unknown- Imaginary Authors

Notes-Black Tea Lapsang Souchong Tincture Orris Butter Kyoto Moss Musk Balsam Sandalwood ???

Another perfume that I don't personally have but just from the name alone I had to pair this one up for Amy Pond. Each of the Imaginary Author perfumes have a story behind them and this one is Amy's. A man that left for adventure ready to leave it all behind.

Rory Williams: Classic Old Spice.

Look. I love Rory. I really do. But I have a pretty good feeling the only thing he wears is old spice. It's comforting and well known scent. Not only that but it's dependable and I feel like that Rory to a t. In order to have Rory wear something else I'd feel like it would have to be a gift. And if that were the case I'd choose Painted Fires by death and floral.

‘Painted Fires ’ - Dry desert rose & dusty ground, sweet summer citrus, leftover bonfire ash, white sage distilled in New Mexico, sun-warmed ghostly glow

Clara Oswald: Saint Julep- Imaginary Authors

Notes:Sweet Mint Tangerine Southern Magnolia Bourbon Grisalva Sugarcube

This smells like drinking a sweet tea with some bourbon in it during the summer time. It's not over powering but it still lets you know that it's there. It's a delicate sounding perfume that gives a nice hit once you smell it.

Captain Jack Harkness: Apre's - Ellis Brooklyn

Notes: Juniper Berries, Bourbon, Cedarwood

I have heard this perfume is that it is the embodiment of cutting up wood all day out in the forest and coming back home to sip on a glass of bourbon. There's also some notes of sweet vanilla to some. It's a more masculine leaning scent that envelops all who smell it.

River Song: Whiskey 1969- Thin Wild Mercury

Notes: Top Notes Pink Pepper, Cardamom Middle Notes Raspberry, Nutmeg, Ylang Ylang Base Notes Cedarwood, Bourbon Amber

This is a perfume I wish I had. From what i've heard its a more sexy and sultry scent that breathes of something wild. Another perfume oil I had in mind for River Song was Two cups of tea a summer monsoon and me and you by Death and Floral. It's a sweet summery petrichor scent that I just adore.

[cinnabuncombyne]

𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐑𝐮𝐧: 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 - 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭

Some Cookies are also in Kingdom. To avoid doubles I will list all the characters that aren't in Kingdom here but the other cookies will be in the Cookie Run: Kingdom list here Website(s) Used: List of Cookies (Ovenbreak)

𝑨

Apple

Aloe

Amber Sugar

Astronaut

Ananas Dragon

Abyss Monarch

𝑩

Buttercream Choco

Birthday Cake

Banana

Bell Pepper

Butter Pretzel

Bellflower

Black Garlic

Blue Lily

Butterbear

Baguette

Blue Slushy Cookie

𝑪

Cheesecake

Cheerleader

Cookiedroid

Coffee

Cinnamon

Cotton Candy

Cyborg

Chestnut

Captain Ice

Croissant

Chess Choco

Cookiemals

Churro

Chocolate Bonbon

Candlelight

Crowberry

Cherry Ball

Choco Ball

Cauliflower

Coffee Candy

Currant Cream

Centipede

Cappuccino

Cannoli

Choco Bar

𝑫

Dr. Wasabi

DJ

Dino-Sour

Dr. Bones

𝑬

Earl Grey

Eggnog

Electric Eel

𝑭

Fairy

Firecracker

𝑮

Gingerbright

Grapefruit

General Jujube

Goblin

Ginseng

Gim

𝑯

Hello Kitty

Hero

Hydrangea

Habanero

𝑰

Ice Candy

Ion Cookie Robot

Ice Juggler

𝑲

Kiwi

𝑳

Lemon

Lime

Leek

Lobster

Lilybell

Lollipop

Langue de Chat

Lotus Dragon

Lychee Dragon

Longan Dragon

𝑴

Marshmallow

Mimmy

Mustard

Mocha Ray

Melon Bun

𝑶

Orange

Okchun

𝑷

Pilot

Pink Choco

Pistachio

Pirate

Popcorn

Plum

Peach

Pudding

Popping Candy

Pizza

Pepperoncino

Pastel Meringue

Peppercorn

Pond Dino

Potato

𝑹

Red Bean

Red Pepper

Roll Cake

Roguefort

Raspberry Mousse

Rose

Rambutan

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Salt

Skater

Skating Queen

Soda

Spinach

Sandwich

Starfruit

Scorpion

Sour Belt

Sugar Glass

String Gummy

Snake Fruit

Shine Muscat

S'more

Stollen

Strawberry Cream

Sauna Egg

Sugar Swan

𝑻

Truffle

Tiramisu

Tangerine Tanghulu

Timekeeper

𝑽

Vagabond

𝑾

Walnut

Whipped Cream

White Choco

White Ghost

𝑿

Xylitol Nova

𝒀

Yoga

Yogurt Cream

𝒁

Zombie

[captainmartinisblog]

Captain Martin in the Mediterranean

Wednesday 30th August 2023 – A ‘Quiet’ morning in Palermo & the C-word!

We returned to S.A.L.T. Kitchen for dinner last night and the day’s ‘Terrain’ Menu was a Sicilian theme, since that’s where we are.

My choice for starter was the Cazzilli and Carciofi, breaded potato and parmesan croquettes with artichoke capponata and toasted Vastedda bread from Palermo. For a starter, it was quite elaborate and really delicious.

For a main course, Andrew and I both had the Carni ‘Mpanata, breaded Lamb Chops with peppercorn and lemon sauce. There was no problem with Andrew’s request for ‘well-done’ (thank goodness!) and mine were nicely ‘medium’; the dish was a departure from the usual grilled lamb chops but it was really nice. On the menu it was to be served with sobrassada rice but I preferred the rosemary roasted potatoes instead.

For dessert, Andrew and Angie chose the Apple Strudel from the main ‘Voyage Menu’ (and by all accounts chose well) I on the other hand, preferring to stick to the Sicilian themed menu, chose the Frutta di Sicilia. Described as ‘Sicilian orange segments poached in Passito dessert wine with prickly pear sorbet and vanilla cream quenelle’. I’m not sure what I expected but it wasn’t this….

For a start, it was cold and for some reason I expected it to be warm but apart from that, it tasted fine; it’s just that the elements just didn’t seem to compliment one another. I’m sure Chef disagrees!

Angie and Andrew’s casino session was a net gain tonight, after which they went to the show - vocalist Steff Parry. I didn’t go. Well, I was tired and I’m always wary when they say, “Performed on the West End stage and TV” but you’ve never heard of them. I will say no more……

Departing Siracusa last night, we passed up the coast of Sicily and through the Straits of Messina in the night. We were warned this time that as we turned westwards along the northern coast of Sicily, we would be sailing into strong winds and things might get a bit bumpy in the early hours.

But by 7am, it had calmed and there was just some gentle ‘wave action’. The pool was unusually cold this morning though and I noted that all the cushions had been put away overnight!

Arriving in Palermo this morning, Royal Caribbean’s enormous ‘Odyssey of the Seas’ was already at her berth. At 167,700 tons, she can carry 4,200 to 5,500 passengers – far too many for my liking! After we had done a wobbly 180 in the harbour and reversed into our berth, it was the turn of another big brute to arrive;

Tui Cruises’ ‘Mein Schiff 2’ is a mere 111,500 tons (more than twice our size) and she carries 2,894 passengers (we have up to 728!).

Angie left early for an excursion involving local markets and tastings while Andrew & I had a lazy morning in the shade. It wasn’t without its disturbances though; the morning was punctuated with frequent ‘bing bong’ announcements about the crew drill and they even shut down power for a short while, telling people not to use the lifts! The ‘psychadelic lighting’ was like green Christmas Tree lights!

Then there was a fire in the laundry and passengers were suffering smoke inhalation. It’s just as well it was all a drill because Andrew & I had just sent our laundry off this morning! Worse still, Andrew saw one little old lady come rushing out of her cabin, asking where she had to go, poor dear!

I have not mentioned ‘the C-word’ on this cruise but there have been a few coughs aroundand we know (from the blue bags in the corridor!) that there are a few cases on board; even our favourite Assistant Maitre d’ has had to be isolated as a precaution. So when the lady on the sofa opposite me on deck this morning began having a long (and tedious) mobile phone conversation with someone ‘back home’ with the words,”Yes, I’ve had a touch of (she paused and looked across at me and continued) what Dad had…”, I decided it was time to up sticks and change lodgings!

In the afternoon, Andrew & I took an excursion, but more about that later…..

[the-teeny-bees-hams]

Captain Peppercorn, speed demon

[fallofthecelestial]

Cookie Run Birthday Dates

(based on the characters' first ever release)

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Baguette - Jan 11

Blueberry pie - Jan 15

Carol - Jan 16

Earl grey - Jan 18

Eclair, Tea knight, Milky way - Jan 19

Clover, Custard, Madeleine, Espresso, Rye, Licorice, Poison mushroom - Jan 21

Gingerbright, Strawberry, Skater, Angel, Zombie, Muscle, Ninja, Pirate, Knight, Princess - Jan 23

Cookiemals, Candlelight - Jan 27

Ice candy, Raspberry mousse - Jan 29

Blackberry, Fig - Jan 30

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Cinnamon - Feb 5

Rose - Feb 12

Pink choco, Habanero - Feb 13

Crowberry - Feb 14

Churro - Feb 17

Skating queen - Feb 22

Dark cacao, Affogato - Feb 24

Ice juggler - Feb 25

Avocado, Carrot, Spinach - Feb 26

Kiwi - Feb 27

Dr. Bones, Pastel meringue - Feb 28

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Macaron - March 4

Latte - March 5

Stardust - March 9

Sandwich - March 11

Apple, Beet - March 13

Currant cream - March 14

Pizza - March 15

Almond - March 17

Wind archer - March 20

Red bean, Starfruit, Caramel arrow - March 25

Whipped cream, Mango - March 26

Werewolf, Purple yam - March 27

Rambutan, Centipede - March 29

Prune juice, Capsaicin - March 30

Cheerleader - March 31

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Pure vanilla, Black raisin - April 8

Mint choco, Peppercorn - April 10

Ananas, Lychee - April 15

Kumiho - April 18

Milk - April 19

Kouign amann - April 20

Cookiedroid, Strawberry crepe - April 22

Cocoa - April 24

Bell pepper, Cherry ball - April 27

Herb, Ion - April 28

Fairy - April 29

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Dr. Wasabi, Mustard - May 1

Clotted cream, Wildberry - May 3

Devil - May 7

Cream unicorn, Pastry, Choco ball - May 13

Moonlight, Cherry blossom, Cream puff, Cyborg - May 15

Aloe - May 17

Royal Margarine - May 18

White choco, Butter pretzel, Peperoncino, Crunchy chip - May 27

Wizard, Chili pepper, Red velvet - May 28

Potato - May 30

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Snapdragon, Tarte tatin - June 8

Gingerbrave, Gumball - June 12

Cauliflower, Oyster, Shine muscat - June 14

Leek - June 17

Rockstar, Grapefruit - June 26

Dino, Plum, Electric eel - June 27

Sea fairy, Snake fruit - June 28

Captian ice, Lilac - June 29

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Financier - July 7

Lemon - July 10

Abyss monarch - July 13

Longan - July 14

Sorbet shark, Scorpion - July 15

Black lemonade - July 21

Salt - July 26

Lobster - July 27

Black Garlic - July 28

Cotton candy, Yogurt cream, Bellflower - July 29

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Soda - August 1

Orange - August 7

Ginseng, White ghost - August 12

Mocha ray, Parfait - August 17

Roll cake, Hydrangea - August 26

Walnut, Truffle - August 27

Vagabond - August 29

DE, Squid ink - August 30

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Cherry bomb - Sep 1

Hollyberry, Raspberry - Sep 2

Black pearl, Captain caviar - Sep 6

Roguefort - Sep 10

Lotus - Sep 13

Rebel - Sep 14

Lime - Sep 16

Banana - Sep 23

Mala sauce - Sep 25

Pilot, Dark choco, Space donut, Yoga, Popcorn, Hero  - Sep 26

Lilybell, Candy diver - Sep 27

Pomegranate, Melon bun - Sep 28

Sour belt - Sep 29

Cheesecake - Sep 30

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Millennial tree, Twizzly gummy - Oct 8

Pitaya - Oct 10

Chocolate bonbon, Choco Werehound Brute - Oct 13

Pancake, Goblin - Oct 14

Prophet - Oct 20

Croissant - Oct 22

Peppermint, Birthday cake - Oct 23

Dj - Oct 24

Matcha - Oct 25

Amber sugar - Oct 26

Blue Lily - Oct 27

Pumpkin pie - Oct 28

Pistachio - Oct 30

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Firecracker - Nov 10

Timekeeper, Sugar glass - Nov 12

Alchemist - Nov 14

Frost queen, Cotton - Nov 18

Chestnut - Nov 25

Popping candy, Eggnog - Nov 26

Jujube - Nov 27

Vampire - Nov 28

Lollipop - Nov 29

Sherbet - Nov 30

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Pudding - Dec 9

Peach - Dec 11

Pinecone - Dec 14

Butterbear - Dec 15

Shining glitter, Tiramisu - Dec 17

Fire spirit, Tiger lily, Adventurer, Red pepper - Dec 18

Sparkling, Marshmallow - Dec 19

Onion - Dec 21

Moon rabbit - Dec 22

Snow sugar - Dec 29

Chess choco - Dec 30

String gummy, Coffee candy - Dec 31

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last updated on 23/07/24

[queensharotto]

Brittle Doughie’s Cookie Run x Reader Masterlist (Part 4: Mid 2023)

A masterlist of @brittle-doughie’s Cookie Run stories organized by month.

Genre Emojis

😞 is for angst, 🎃 is for Halloween, 🎄 is for Christmas, 🍪 is for Cannibalism, 💗 is for Yandere, 💝 is for Valentine’s, 👻 is for Horror, 🎂 is for Birthday, 💚 is for Yandere!White Lily Cookie

The Indents are related to the featured cookies. If there are numerous cookies (Over 10 Cookies Featured), I’ll make a note on that as well. Additionally, I’ll categorize various cookies if they’re associated with a specific hobby, location, food etc.

Also, the ⭐️ will indicate a story featuring one of Brittle’s OCs.

May 2023 💐

• “Y/N Cookie in Parfaedia”

Featuring: The Triple Cone Trio

• “The Y/N Cookie Shrine”

Featuring: Lotus Dragon Cookie and Hydrangea Cookie

• “Secret Sands Y/N Cookie: Rob the Merchant Son”

Featuring: Yogurt Cream Cookie, Centipede Cookie and Peppercorn Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie Not Sorted into a School”

Featuring: The headmasters and champions

• “Baby Pond Dino Dragon Cookie”

Featuring: Pond Dino Cookie, Longon Dragon Cookie and Lychee Dragon Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie in Legend of the Red Dragon”

Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Royal Margarine Cookie, and Tarte Tatin Cookie

• “Eggscellent Easter Short”

Featuring: Pancake Cookie, Onion Cookie, Bell Pepper Cookie, Walnut Cookie, Almond Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Dr. Wasabi Cookie and Mustard Cookie

• “Grass is Greener: Part 1”

Featuring: Lilybell Cookie and Blue Lily Cookie

• “Royal Margarine Cookie Flirting with Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Royal Margarine Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie and Pitaya Dragon Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie the Pikachu of CRK and the Cookies of Darkness: Team Rocket of CRK”

Featuring: Gingerbrave and the Cookies of Darkness

• “Coffee Candy Cookie and Y/N Cookie Scenario”

Featuring: Coffee Candy Cookie

• “Yandere Ice Juggler Cookie”

Featuring: Ice Juggler Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie ignoring 5 Yanderes”

Featuring: Kumiho Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Croissant Cookie, Lilac Cookie and White Lily Cookie

June 2023 ☀️

• “Peaches (White Lily Edition)” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie: 100% Adoration Rating”

Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie

• “Yandere White Lily Timeline” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “Showing Affection towards Snapdragon Cookie… in front of the other 5 Dragons”

Featuring: Snapdragon Cookie and the 5 Dragons

• “Y/N Cookie loves Licorice Cookie”

Featuring: Licorice Cookie

• “Advertising Rights: Shining Glitter Cookie vs. Shine Muscat Cookie”

Featuring: Shining Glitter Cookie and Shine Muscat Cookie

• “Affection from the Ancient Cookies and what gets under their skin”

Featuring: The Ancient Cookies

• “Y/N Cookie, Visitor of the Republic”

Featuring: Custard Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Oyster Cookie, Wildberry Cookie and Crunchy Chip Cookie

• “The Heroic or The Meditated”

Featuring: Ninja Cookie and Hero Cookie

• “Envious Lime Cookie”

Featuring: Lime Cookie

• “Frost Cookie x Y/N Reader”

Featuring: Dr Frost Cookie

• “Seductive White Lily Cookie”

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “5 Ancient Heroes, 5 Love Languages”

Featuring: The Ancient Cookies

July 2023 🎆

• “Ancient Y/N Cookie tries the Grimace Shake”

Featuring: The Ancient Cookies (view the corresponding submission)

• “Announcement of the Summer Soda Rock Festa”

Featuring: Caramel Arrow Cookie, Rockstar Cookie, Black Lemonade Cookie and Shining Glitter Cookie

• “Cookies reactions to be being picked up by the Baker”

Featuring: Blueberry Pie Cookie, Latte Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, Poison Mushroom Cookie, Chili Pepper Cookie, Royal Margarine Cookie and Stardust Cookie

• “Abyss Monarch Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookie”

Featuring: Abyss Monarch Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie recapping their adventures to Black Lemonade Cookie”

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Y/N Cookie Sleeping in Weird Spots”

Featuring: Carrot Cookie, Kumiho Cookie, Orange Cookie, Goblin Cookie, Coffee Candy Cookie and Moonlight Cookie

• “Welcome to the Cookie Kingdom, Snapdragon Cookie”

Featuring: Snapdragon Cookie and the Cookie Children

• “White Lily Cookie’s Obsession carries over as Dark Enchantress Cookie” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie and Dark Enchantress Cookie

• “White Lily Cookie: Best Friend For Eternity…?” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “I Remember You”

Featuring: Lobster Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookie

• “The Ancient Cookies Won’t Tolerate Harassment of Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: The Ancient Cookies

• “Fire Spirit Cookie and/or Rockstar Cookie with Y/N Cookie’s lipstick”

Featuring: Fire Spirit Cookie and Rockstar Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie’s Panicking Manager” ⭐️

Featuring: Dumpling Cookie (view info)

• “Yandere Triple Cone Cup Champions” 💗

Featuring: The Triple Cone Trio

• “Tiny MerCookie with Girlfriend 4x their size”

Featuring: Black Pearl Cookie

• “Time Balance Department Scenario”

Featuring: The Time Balance Department

• “Roguefort Cookie’s Arrest”

Featuring: Roguefort Cookie

• “Stardust Cookie Scenario”

Featuring: Stardust Cookie

• “Pitaya Dragon Cookie Scenario”

Featuring: Pitaya Dragon Cookie

August 2023 🌅

• “Langue de Chat Cookie’s Parents”

Featuring: Langue de Chat Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie being Rougefort Cookie’s Jury”

Featuring: Rougefort Cookie

• “Evilglaze kidnaps Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Dr. Evilglaze

• “Return to the Sea”

Featuring: Sea Fairy Cookie

• “Don’t Mess With Y/N Cookie Fans”

Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie, Peppercorn Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie, Stardust Cookie and Kumiho Cookie

• “Kidnapped by Abalone Cookie”

Featuring: Abalone Cookie and Black Pearl Cookie

• “Langue de Chat Cookie: Your Lawyer”

Featuring: Langue de Chat Cookie

• “Mermaid Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: White Pearl Cookie, Crimson Coral Cookie and Frilled Jellyfish Cookie

• “Is someone in my house?”

Featuring: Snakefruit Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Lilac Cookie, and Scorpion Cookie

• “White Pearl Cookie x Mermaid Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: White Pearl Cookie

• “White Pearl Cookie wanting a kiss”

Featuring: White Pearl Cookie

• “Brewed to Perfection”

Featuring: Espresso Cookie

• “Top 10 Most Obsessive/Possessive Cookies” 💗

Featuring: Numerous Cookies

• “Envy of the Gem Mermaid Family” 💗

Featuring: The Gem Mermaids and Frilled Jellyfish Cookie

• “Cappuccino Cookie x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Cappuccino Cookie

• “Which Car White Pearl Cookie Wants”

Featuring: White Pearl Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie‘s Combat Prowess in a Martial Arts Tournament”

Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Oyster Cookie, and the 5 Dragons

• “Schwarzwälder x Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Schwarzwälder (aka Choco Werehound Brute)

• “White Lily Cookie’s Obsession” 💚

Featuring: White Lily Cookie

• “Muscular Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: Muscle Cookie, Carrot Cookie, Coffee Candy Cookie, Cotton Candy Cookie, Fire Spirit Cookie, Butter Pretzel Cookie, Kumiho Cookie, Almond Cookie and Shining Glitter Cookie

• “Y/N Cookie x Okchun Cookie”

Featuring: Okchun Cookie

• “Itsy Bitsy Y/N Cookie”

Featuring: No named Cookies present

• “Obsessive Fire Spirit Cookie”

Featuring: Fire Spirit Cookie

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[postwarlevi]

Connie sends a text to the group chat about how he's now a single parent. Everybody is losing their minds, including Levi who's trying to cope with the fact that he just became a grandfather. Then Connie sends a picture of his "son" aka the stray cat he found outside a Subway. His name is Peppercorn.

Yeees thank you for this!!

There's so much chatter after Connies comment and Levi is just sitting there with his head spinning.

Everyone wants to know who the mother is and why Connie didn't say anything and when did this happen.

Sasha finally says "WAIT! STOP." So It gets quiet in the chat. "You're not dating anyone." Because Connie would have told her and she knows he's not this dumb.

Connie apologizes 12 times and Levi demands to have some answers.

"I meant this guy." Connie sends a photo of a reddish brown tabby cat and most everyone is dumbstruck, Ymir and Eren howling with laughter.

"Are you serious right now?" Levi needs to know, heart finally settling and irritation rising.

"Well once everyone got the wrong idea I got too nervous to say anything."

So there goes the million responses in the chat again about a new member of the family, this tiny slightly dirty tabby.

Everyone wants to name it and hold it and see more pictures and will help take care of it.

"Can I bring him tomorrow Captain? I don't want to leave him." Connie asks. It'll be such a long day and the kitten won't cause any trouble.

Everyone is waiting for Levi to find the cap lock button or throw in a 'brat' or 'tch' in disappointment.

But Levi isn't going to do any of those things.

"It needs a bath." He finally puts, and everyone cheers and complies and starts offering to get it toys and food.

Levi won't let this little stray be homeless, not when it's found the perfect family of misfits to watch out for it.

He knows the cadets will be a bit distracted but hopes it teaches them some responsibility.

The next day is as expected and no one is willing to let Peppercorns paws touch the floor, not dad Connie, auntie Mikasa, uncle Armin, and so on.

Finally Levis way of getting everyone to pay attention is to take hold of the cat himself. While it's purring and yawning, the sight of this tiny kitten sleeping in the Captains arms becomes an everyday occurrence during his lessons, and he grows very attached to his grandcat.

Well that was fun! If anyone wants to send a scenario of The Captains Kids chat, go for it!

[linksthoughtbrambles]

Not thinking about apples.

Part 3 of Adventure Log+ (Sequel to Link’s Thought Brambles. There’s a lot of context that you’ll lose if you read Adventure Log+ without having read Link’s Thought Brambles. I highly recommend reading in order!) - Edited 1/29/23 to improve voice and tighten up language.

Plan.

We need a smart, solid, fool-proof-certified plan that actually makes sense.

Planning… is not my strength.  I come UP with plenty.  I execute few.  I complete even fewer.  I did pretty good on the festival, but Zelda had a huge part in that, too.  The two of us together and a lot of manpower made that work.  AND coffee!  That stuff was good. Could use some right now.

It’s true the end of the festival wasn’t great… but that wasn’t down to our planning.  Not really.  Some stubbornness- NOPE, not thinking about that!  Not here.

Zelda has that look on her face again.  The one that wrinkles her entire forehead.  She might’ve had it when Rionee galloped up to her at the shrine in Tabantha, but it changed so fast I’m not sure.  I’ve seen her concentrate on problems, but usually sciencey ones she enjoys.  Not something that could be life and death for us, so long-term we’re stuck with it for months if we get it wrong.

…I’d looooove to eat one of those leftover caramel apples.  No one else has reached for one.  Resist, Link.  Resist.  Don’t look and don’t drool.  This meeting’s important.  Someone’ll go for them once their dinner’s digested.  There’s a reason they brought us those, right?  They saved some tasty things for the fancy people so they didn’t have to slobber messy food while otherwise busy in public.  They can slobber them behind closed doors in peace instead. This is their chance to eat one as much as it's mine!

I want one with the pink peppercorns even though I just ate a whole plate of spectacular goose-potato-onion hash and wow those itty-bitty orange thingies were so good.  I’ll ask Zelda what they are later.  Too weird to ask in this room.

…Am I one of the fancy people now?  I’m sitting at the king’s receiving room table with him, Zelda, and Jeralt.  Kind of surprised Ahadis isn’t here.

Well… maybe this isn’t the “fancy” table.  I never thought of Jeralt as fancy.  He’s captain of the royal guard now but as down-to-earth as you can get. Aurexler, now HE's fancy.

I guess I never thought of father as fancy.  Huh.

“I’d already spent a good deal of time on this itinerary.”

Aaaaand I’d stopped thinking about the plan.  Again.

“Considering recent events, I must alter it considerably.  What I thought I must accomplish a week ago seems, now, less immediate and more suited to Purah and her teams.  Please, father, Link, Jeralt—I shall enumerate my goals, but interject your own thoughts.

“The overarching goal is to ensure Hyrule is as prepared as possible for the oncoming Calamity.”

Same goal for the last twelve years.

“We still must accomplish previously existent goals in relation to that.  Difficulties the champions are experiencing with their Divine Beasts must be resolved.  I’d originally intended to visit the domain first to address Ruta’s gait.  That’s still of high priority.”

No arguments there.

“I’d visited Daruk and Revali relatively recently and addressed some issues- ah, that is to say I’d addressed a mechanical issue on Medoh.  I’ve no idea what assisted Daruk, but by the time we left he seemed an expert at controlling Rudania.”

Don’t blush, Link.  Not important right now.

“We ought to check on Urbosa, though she hasn’t complained of anything specific.”

“Phhhh.  Agreed, daughter, though I find my own mind drawn to the problem of this field around our castle.”

“Yes.  That may be the most urgent issue.  Fi said the field is strengthening.  Who knows what it will be capable of in future?”

“So Fi needs energy so she can do something about it.”

Indeed, master.  I require either you or the Princess—preferably you—to provide it.

“So how do we get enough? Do I just eat?”

“Eat?”

“Sorry, sire, it’s Fi, she- thanks, Princess.”

“Of course—here-“

“It’s fine. I can see, daughter.”

...We need to access a significant energy source, master. You would need to eat an extremely large amount of food.

“How large?”

Large enough as to make it impractical.  You do have physical limitations, and your body can only digest so much food at once.  If we waited a long time, it would work.

“Okay… I’m… not willing to do that, anyway.  This is already a winter we think some kinds of food’ll be scarce.”  I mean… I LOVE food, and I know I eat more than it seems like I should have to.  I’m hungry, so it must be doing something, but you know what, Link?  You’re going to have some goddess-damned self-control this winter and NOT eat whole pumpkin pies all by yourself because you can definitely survive on a lot less than you can eat… aaaaaand everyone can read this anyway even though I’m not talking, including the king, and won’t my mind just shut up??????

Uuuugh, they’re smiling at me.

“Heheh.  Goodness, Link.”

Yeeeaaaah, I know. "So, not food.  What are the other options?  You said I could convert things, but like what?”

There are a myriad of options, master, but you are still contained in a physical body and limited by its ability to survive exposure to certain energies.  For example, you are able to convert solar energy, but just as any Hylian you are subject to sunburn.

“Um.  Is that why I like sunshine so much?”

That, I do not know.

“Okay, so… can I hang around outside all day and soak up Sun?”

The rate of energy transfer is too slow. To build up the quantity of energy required would take years.

“...I'm out of ideas. It's not like I can stick myself in a bonfire.”

Forgive me, master.  My intent is not to frustrate you.  There are few energy sources I know of in this era which either of us would be capable of absorbing in great quantity.  I am curious how the Divine Beasts are faring.

“Though we don’t understand the energy sources, the Divine Beasts appear to have plentiful energy for operation, if that’s what you mean.”

In part, yes.  I have little knowledge of the beasts' design.  I am uncertain how they draw power.  I had boarded the beasts in the past as well as with my current master during his visit to Vah Rudania, but that is all. 

Ooooh, Zelda didn’t know about that.  Hehe, hi.  Yeah, I see you looking at me, can we talk about it later?  It’s really not that important.

“If you say so, Link.”

“Kmph- I think so!”

“Indeed!”

“Skies above, it is most disorienting to see your thoughts appear on this screen, Sir Link.  In your place, I doubt I’d be able to put up with it.”

“It’s not so bad, sire, not now that I’m used to it.”

“Mmmph.  Most wouldn’t get used to it, I think.”

I’m just glad I’m not thinking about apples.  Caramel.  Peppercorns!  Table. Table table table table table THINK, Link, think think think window!  Uuuuuuh CROWN!  Crown frown down town clown NOO not clowns, they’re fricking terrifying, uuuuh surround around astound found wound bound crowned ooooh look at that, that’s crown used twice, nice, rice lice mice thrice slice-

“What in blue blazes are you doing?”

“S-sorry, sire.  Just trying to be normal.”

“…This is not normal.”

“Yeah, that’s true, you’re right sire, I just, well, I like rhymes.”

.

“That explains nothing.”

No, it doesn’t, does it?  I can’t explain though because if I explain I am in SO much trouble, not that he doesn’t know about it, not really, but I mean who wants to find out exactly what stone thrown clone blown throne bone alone moan NONO lone-

“Sir Link, would it help you to leave the room?”

“It would make no difference, father.  The slate records his thoughts regardless.”

“Auph.”

Yeah, that’s pretty much how I feel about it, too.

“What of the ancient furnaces?”

Huh?  “What about them, Princess?”

“The blue flames are a highly concentrated form of energy.”

Blue flames?

“Yes.  They burn ceaselessly in two locations, one in northeastern Akkala and one near Hateno in Necluda.  The facilities from which they spring appear nearly identical to the main control units within the Divine Beasts.”

Fascinating.  With a few exceptions, location names in this era have altered since my previous awakening.  Where is Akkala in relation to this castle?

“Akkala is the northeastern-most province of Hyrule, to the east of Death Mountain.”

Thank you, Princess.  I would extrapolate that these ancient furnaces tap into the energies of the sacred flames.  The remains of the far more ancient Fire Sanctuary may be beneath this furnace you speak of.

“These furnaces did not exist before?”

I cannot confirm that.  My previous master was not always privy to the Sheikah’s plans.

“Did they not trust him?!”

To say that would be untrue, but he was not involved in that civilization’s infrastructure.  It’s possible the flames were already in use and therefore went unremarked.  They also may have been created or accessed during his time or afterward.  It is unknown.

“Yet the locations are significant to you.”

Thus far, Princess.  One sacred flame burned in the Fire Sanctuary far to the northeast past Death Mountain, and another burned in the southeast—south of a heavily forested area yet west of a large expanse of water, within a mechanized cistern.  The third burned far to the west in a free-moving vessel.

“Three flames, yet only two ancient furnaces.  The location you describe in the southeast would indeed fit the location of Hateno Village.  But there is nothing we know of in the west.”

It may be belowground.

“I suppose.”

If the energy sources are in fact the sacred flames, I am capable of absorbing them directly.  Each may still harbor distinctive properties which would leave me unbalanced were I to absorb a great deal without also absorbing an equal amount of the other two.  Since one is as yet undiscovered, this presents a problem.  I could, of course, expend the energy of only one flame shortly after absorbing it.

Oh, of course!

…Consider reigning in your sarcasm, master.

...They’re all looking at me.  “… Sorry.”  It’s not like I trained myself to control the snark in my head.  Only out my mouth.

Another option would be to collect these energies in other vessels, return them here, and apply all three at once, were the third available.

“It is possible to transfer the blue flames with a torch.  A series of lanterns leads from each to a nearby location.  They allow the flame’s relatively easy transfer and utilization at facilities at the end of each path.”

Fascinating.  How long do these lanterns burn once lit?

“Typically not more than a day.”

How were they constructed?

“We don’t know.  They pre-date our own efforts.”

Have any attempts been made to re-create them?

“The team in Akkala has attempted exactly that without success.  Purah and Robbie may know more than I do.  Or Impa, now I think of it.  Regardless, we could deliver some of this energy to the castle for you, or you could absorb it yourself?”

Either is possible.  You and my master can also absorb and store a large amount of this energy, if it is indeed that of the sacred flames.

“…May I ask what the sacred flames are?”

They are, in essence, a type of potential energy remaining from the Goddesses’ presence in this realm, in a time so ancient even I did not yet exist.

“I thought potential energy was more of a mathematical model than an existent energy form.”

Mathematical models which make accurate predictions tend to represent reality, Princess, even if the reality seems too strange to be true.  The chemical energy you gain by eating can be considered a form of potential energy, for it is simply energy in storage: not currently in use.

I do not know whether these blue flames behave as the sacred flames did; energy may change form.  You have already provided evidence the flames have done so.

“What evidence is that?”

They are blue.  Yet the ones you’ve discovered would match the flame of power and the flame of courage, which appeared red and green respectively when I last encountered them.  Only the flame of wisdom—in the west—was blue.

“These flames were left by the Goddess?”

No, master.  The Goddess Hylia did not create these flames.  The Goddesses did.

.

“Goddess…es?”

Yes.

“H-how many Goddesses are we talking?”

Three, master.

“So there’s two more?!”

No.

“Wh- three minus one is two.”

Apologies, master.  Hylia is not one of the three Goddesses who originated before the creation of Hyrule.

“What?!”  “Holy Hylia-“ “Merciful Goddess!” “Hhhh!”

Yes, your forebears ten-thousand years ago had also appeared unaware of them.

.

It’s not just me, this time.  The entire room is flabbergasted.  Four Goddesses.  FOUR.  And we didn’t know about three of them?

“Fi... is Link correct?  Are there four Goddesses in total?”

…

?!!?!?!  Holy S@#$- “there’s more, aren’t there?!”

…

“That is SO a yes!”

Not necessarily, master.

“No, no, I’m calling definite bulls@$# this time, Fi.  No way.  You clam up when there’s something I’m not supposed to know.  If there were four, you’d have said so.  Right?  Am I right?”

“…I’m afraid I quite agree with my appointed knight.”

I may need to alter my protocols.

“OH!  Oh ho, so there are at least five!  Who’s the fifth one, then?  You said there were three Goddesses who came before Hyrule, and for some reason you’re okay with letting us know that, but not that there’s a fifth one out there?”

If I reveal too much, all it will do is hurt you, master.

…The king, maybe she’ll listen to the king?  “Sire?”

“…I must admit the difficulty of taking it in.  Fi.”

Yes?

Wow.  No title?  I wonder if that’s why he’s taking so long to answer her…

“Hphhhhhhhh.  There is no delicate way to phrase this.  Was Zelda praying to the wrong Goddess?”

…Holy sh-

No.

OH thank you for that.

Prayer was inconsequential.

And now his head's in his hands.

What was he hoping for?  Either way, he was wrong.  I guess if prayer mattered, but to someone else, at least he wouldn’t’ve led her too far astray.

Still… if I was a Goddess, and someone was praying but just didn’t know my name, I’d answer anyway. Seems petty not to.

He’s still holding his head.

Zelda keeps switching between him and the slate, like she’s not sure where to look.  Maybe I’d better say something?

“Fi, can you tell us what they’re called?  The other three Goddesses you mentioned?”

Farore, Nayru, and Din.

“Wow.  Wow-“

“Those names are in the song of the Goddess.”

Yes, Princess.

“…It’s not gibberish.”

No, Princess.

“Would you please translate the words?  I assume you know the song.”

I do, and I can honor this request.  The translation is:

Youth, guided by the Goddess’ servant Unite the earth and sky and bring light to the land Youth, show the two whirling sails the way to the light tower-

“The two what?”

You have interrupted my flow, master.

…Er.  Sorry?

Thank you.  The rest follows:

And before you a path shall open, and a heavenly song you shall hear.

Spirit Maiden, guided by blood and memory Nayru, Farore, and Din Trust you with life and the gift of the Moon And skyward a song you and your youth shall sing.

…Is it sacrilege if I think some of it is still gibberish?

Yes, master.

!!!!

…

…You’re joking.

Why would you think so?

I can tell!

How, master?

Your tone went all funny.

What tone?

THAT one you just did!

With all due respect master, you are not the most adept person in this room when it comes to interpreting tones of voice.

Your voice is in my head.  I have advantage.

“Fi.”

Ooh.  Okay—Princess privilege.

Yes, Princess?

“Spirit Maiden is one of the titles you listed as mine.  One you could apply to me in lieu of Your Grace.”

That snapped the king’s head up.

It’s a highly exalted title.  The kind of thing usually reserved for the king and queen and only under extremely formal circumstances, like royalty from across the chasm or sea.  Not that it’s happened at all in my lifetime—everyone’s too afraid of the Calamity.  The highest of high priests/priestesses at the temple of time sometimes get called that, but again only in very formal circumstances.

That is, if my father’s descriptions can be trusted.  Sometimes he’s… a little off.

And Fi hasn’t answered her.

“Fi, why didn’t you answer the Princess?”

The Princess did not ask me a question.

“The question was kind of implied.”

Was it, master?

“Yeah.”

…And she’s still not answering- “Fi, is Spirit Maiden a title you could use for Zelda instead of Princess?”

Yes.

“So… the song’s talking about Zelda?”

You are jumping to conclusions, master.  Calling the Princess ‘Princess’ does not mean every Princess referred to in a story is her personally.

“Fair enough, so what’s a Spirit Maiden?”

A spirit maiden is a living person able to wield the magics of the Goddess Hylia.

 “Okay… so the song’s about the person from an earlier time who was wielding that magic.  There’s also a youth and a servant of the Goddess.  Blood and… memory?... guide the spirit maiden, and the three Goddesses we just found out about trust her with life and whatever the gift from the Moon is.  And she’s gonna sing a song with the youth, ohh and then there was all that weird stuff about showing two whirling sails to the light tower?  What’s that about?”

…

“Fi?”

…

“Seriously, why translate it if we’re not allowed to know?”

…Are you certain you wish to know this, master?

“Sure, why not?”

…Very well… the whirling sails refer to a pair of windmill-like sail structures atop two stone pillars.

“…And?”

…The youth needed to turn the pillars.

“…Okay…how about you don’t make me ask for every part of the explanation, and just tell us the whole thing?”

You are unaware of the nature of the knowledge you seek, master.

“Fine, I’m unaware!  Enlighten me.”

…

A pair of mock-windmill sails built into the pillars controlled mechanisms to turn them.  The youth needed to spin the wheels a sufficient amount to point the large sails toward a nearby navigational light-tower.  He did so with a device intended to expel air. The-

“Goodness, that sounds complicated.  Why not simply turn them by hand?”

Why indeed, Princess?

Wh-? What’d I do to deserve that hit of irritation-?

Regardless, the youth turned the pillars to face a nearby tower-

I can FEEL it when you get huffy like that!

I do not get huffy, master.

...Okay. Sorry. Please continue?

I appreciate your cordiality, master. The tower then activated and allowed the youth entry to an internal ladder.  He was then able to reach the top of the tower-

“Seriously?  How tall was this tower?”

…Approximately forty feet, master.

“Wow.  Not a strong climber, I guess.  I’d’ve just slogged my way up there by hand, no spinning pillars required!”

“It does seem inefficient.”

…Quite.

Do you wish to hear the remainder, or may we move on?

“Oh, for sure, let’s hear it!”

“I concur.”

As you wish… the youth activated the light tower which focused a beam of light upon a thunderhead, opening a path to fly through it.

.

“That’s it?  What about the second verse?”

We discussed that.

“Not all of it.  We covered what a Spirit Maiden is and that the three names are Goddesses.  The rest of it, about blood and memory, and trusting with life, and the gift of the Moon, and the song-singing—well, I guess the song-singing is pretty self-explanatory, but not the rest.”

Master, do you not agree that the first verse’s true meaning was, in fact, quite mundane?

“Silly.”

Then why force me to recount the meaning of the second verse?

“…You have a point.”

I do.

“…This tangent sprang from our discussion of the flames—that they could serve as an energy source for Fi.  Let’s return to that, please.”

Sorry.

Oh.  I get a smile?

“You’ve nothing to be sorry for, Link.  It is… tempting, is it not?  To delve deep into the unknown territories of knowledge.”

Oh. Ohhhh.  “I’m not as smart as you, though.”

“Don’t sell yourself short, but let’s return to the subject of greater urgency .  The rest can wait.”

Yep.  Control yourself, Link.

“As I understand it, Fi, Link and I are each able to collect energy from these flames.  Correct?”

Yes, Princess.

“Link’s pouch is able to store energy extra-dimensionally.  Could we store blue flames within it?”

It is possible, Princess.  If time essentially does not move within it, a lit torch should not go out.

“Excellent.  Link, how much can your pouch hold?”

“I have no idea.  It’s never NOT let me put something in, not unless it was really huge.”

“How huge?”

“Well.  I, ah.  You know, like, a… a moblin.”

“A moblin?!”

“Yeah.”

“What possessed you to attempt that?!”

“They start disintegrating when they die.  I figured if I could put it in the pouch it wouldn’t happen, and they could study it at the lab.  But… you know.  It didn’t work.  The opening didn’t expand to let it in.”

“Ah.  That makes sense, now you explain it.  Alright.  Let’s attempt a test with an ordinary torch.”

Okay.  Hopefully the pouch won’t catch fire.

…Not a pleasant thought.  I do NOT want to lose it.  Guess we could go back to the woods and ask for a new one, but—oh s$#%, what would happen to all the stuff I have in there if the outside burns?!

“Due to the travel time necessary to collect energy from the flames, I propose we also attempt a shorter-term solution of some kind.”

No one else is thinking about this.

Any solution involving me will dissolve as soon as I leave this place, Princess.

“Yes.  I thought we might try to disperse the field temporarily and note any effects.”

Do I let Zelda potentially destroy my awesome pouch?!

“I also wonder if Purah and Robbie might be able to manufacture an object which would serve a similar purpose.”

Maybe I empty the whole thing out first.

“We’d intended to visit the royal lab soon, regardless, and I intend to propose this to them then.”

Prudent, Princess.

…Maybe we don’t test it until we have a duplicate, I bet the Koroks would-

“Sir Link, forgive me, but please attempt to curtail your mind’s wanderings for the moment.  It is difficult to follow Fi on the screen.”

“Sorry, sire.”  Stupid stupid stupid stop thinking so stupid, stare at the tasty apples or something.

“…Let’s consolidate.”

Yes, please, Zelda!

“Divine Beast Ruta in the Domain.  Divine Beast Naboris in the Gerudo Desert.  As it happens, I also received word from Urbosa regarding several shrines unearthed there.  It makes sense to survey them.  More urgent points of interest—the ancient furnaces at Hateno and Tumlea Heights in Akkala.  There ought to be a third energy source westward.  Fi, if you absorb all three, will that heighten the effects of your magic?”

Yes.  I will also be able to absorb extra energy from the final one if tempered by the other two.

“I believe it unwise for us personally to search for this third flame, but we have quite a few parties out on surveys and digs.  Father?”

“Yes, let’s send word to them—direct them to begin searching.  The teams at Tanagar Canyon and eastern Hebra already are, essentially, but we’ll notify them nonetheless.”

“Alright.  Fi, is there any need for me to visit the springs of power and courage?”

Not specifically, Princess.  The waters of the springs served their primary purpose before written memory.  There may be reasons for you to return at a later date—but traveling there now would net little.

“…As you say.  We skip the springs.  I did want to visit the survey team on the Great Plateau owing to your declaration of its importance, Fi—of an ancient medical facility.”

It may or may not exist.

“Indeed.  The Temple of Time is also near there, and—correct me if I’m wrong—one of our goals is to spread hope throughout Hyrule.”

“Yes, daughter, though readiness is of greater import.”                                                                                         

“Agreed.  I… would at some point like to attend a service at the Temple of Time as myself.  Not in disguise.”

The heart of Hyrule’s faith.  “The Yiga clan might expect that.”

“Perhaps.”

“… Can we think on that one a little more?  And if we do it, can we save it for the last leg of the journey?  It feels… like it’s the same level of risk as the bailey.  That didn’t turn out great.”

“We don’t need to decide immediately.”

…I really want one of those stupid apples.

“I also propose we assist the populace in dispatching monsters as we travel: hope for our people, and incentive for us—yes, Link?”

“Yeah.  We should try not to give our identities away, though.”  And it means Zelda being near monsters.  I’ll be pulling my hair out in tufts.  Biting my woah!  Table-smack!

“We have all failed to consider something else of concern.”

…Training Zelda?

“Father?”

“Link, your mother and sister need an escort home, and I’ll be damned if I don’t assign at least three men to stay there and keep watch.”

…S%@#.  S@#%, he’s right.  “Yes, sire.”

“…We’re already undermanned, sire.  Ahadis and I have begun restructuring the guard schedule for threes instead of pairs.  It’s hell.  We need more people here, not less, and after what happened we know even re-assigning soldiers from other posts is risky.”

“Sir Jeralt, I flatly refuse to leave Link’s family unprotected.  That assassin did not hesitate to send an arrow toward a young girl’s heart.  I doubt his compatriots will be kinder.  We let them go home unprotected, and next we’ll find a ransom note demanding Sir Link’s head in exchange for their safety.”

“We could ask them to remain here at the castle.”

“You’d ask them to give up their home to avoid hiring a few more people?”

“I- eh.  No, sire.”

“Mmph.  Good.”

“Might I make a suggestion, father?”

“Of course.”

“Anyone we send with them must be trustworthy.  I’d… hesitate to choose those we know less well.  It ought to be people who have been here many years and demonstrated unwavering loyalty and strength of character.”

“…You’re going to suggest members of the royal guard, aren’t you?”

“They are loyal to Link’s father and to you.”

“…Sir Kertiss was a problem.”

“Sir Kertiss is prejudiced, but even that is steeped in loyalty to Sir Lyle.  I am tempted to suggest him specifically, since he presumably will be up for hire and certainly will not impact castle rotations.”

…She… is she serious?  “Zelda… he hates me.”

“I'm not so sure. He is loyal to your father.  His treatment of you stems at least in part from that.”

“He’s an asshole!”

“Yes.  A prideful misogynist to say the least.  I have little doubt that misogyny extends to chivalry.  He would not have intentionally harmed me at the tournament.  He will not harm your mother or sister.  Perhaps your sister may inundate him with criticism and put him in his place.”

“Or maybe she’ll annoy the s@#$ out of him and he’ll hit her.”

“Link… do you honestly think he’d do that?”

“I have no idea.  He was wiling to break my ribs.”

“He was also in the field at the time.”

“He- oh.”  Zelda has a point!  He was acting like such a nasty f@#$er, but what’s he like if he’s not on this island with a creepy-crawly signal to hate me and Zelda poking at him?  “…Okay.  Alright, I’m willing to give this a shot, but I want to talk to him AND my mom and Chee about it personally.  We’re sending people in threes, right?  So he’d only be one of three.  If we’re choosing from the guard, I nominate Turro right this second, but do we really want to do that?  Jeralt?”

“Hphhh.  Some of the men on the guard have been there a long time.  Some not.  Turro’s been here about six years and got promoted real fast.  Damn skilled.  Would be useful to have someone who can hit long range reliably.  He’d be useful for hunting while they’re all waiting it out at your parents’ home.  Cahz and Kertiss were pretty new.  Eberoy woudn’t want to go, most likely.  Either he’d have to leave his wife until this was over or she’d have to leave her home here. Virn’s good, but he’s less independent than Turro.  If we’re choosing from the royal guard specifically, I think I’d have to say Merendith.”

“We could also take someone from my guard.  If we’re gone, we don’t have to be extreme about that.”

“Oh yes we do.”

“Link?“

“We can't travel openly after what happened.”

“W-well-“

“No way.  Either we travel incognito, or your entire guard joins us.”

…That’s some quiet right there.  I wonder if she’s feeling at all like I am.  I’d looked forward to traveling alone with her-

“If I travel with a large party, my movements will be obvious.  There shall be ample opportunities to attack us, and even if I take the entire guard they would be quite easily outnumbered.  It makes far more sense to leave them here--the castle is already short-staffed for the new procedures to be put in place, and their presence will help.  We... could still spare someone from that group to go with Link’s family, if we don't want to take too many from the Royal Guard.”

Ohhh, Link.   Ideas.  Sometimes, you have them.  “If we’re not in the castle, the Yiga clan could easily find out we’ve left.  We have to still seem like we’re here, at least at first.  Your guard rotation still has to happen, and it needs to stay strict, and we need doubles.  People who look like you and I, at least from far away.  We can… pretend we’re being really careful after what happened at the festival, like we’re not mixing with people much, or maybe that we’re taking a break, staying in our chambers more.”  Which isn’t far from the truth anyway.  “Farniha’s about your height, and Wenn’s small like me.  It could work.”

“…You’re suggesting we disguise them to look like us?”

“Yep.  We dye their hair.  Wenn might take some convincing, but I think Farniha’ll do it no problem.”

“Wenn will do as he’s ordered.”

“…Yes, sire.”

“Hmph.  You’d give him the option, wouldn’t you?”

“…Yes, sire.”

“It’s good to respect those under your command, but autonomy should only go so far.  If it jeopardizes you, it isn’t acceptable.”

…Okay.

.

“Well.  With all this in mind… I believe my new itinerary by default should take us toward Hateno first.”

“Wh- woah, Princess, I don’t want to be near my family.  That’ll make them more of a target, not less, just like in the bailey!”

“We won’t be us, Link.  We’ll be Farniha and Wenn.  We shall dye our hair and wear their uniforms.”

Oh man.  Rub your forehead, Link.  It’s late.  You’re tired.  Of course, it makes sense!  It’s Zelda.  Oh- “The people in Hateno’ll recognize me.”

“Not if you keep the helmet on.”

“… Okay.  Yeah, okay, I can do that around everyone else.  So, we deliver them, we visit the first ancient furnace, we collect energy-“

“And I inspect the shrine.”

“Yep, shrine inspection.  That makes the next stop the domain.”

“Indeed.  I imagine Mipha would like to travel with us, though she may break off beyond the Dueling Peaks.”

“Maybe.  And if we’re headed to the domain next, it makes sense to continue north into Akkala from there.  I… think we should avoid the citadel, Princess.  Guessing there’d be people there who would recognize you, and while I’m not sure that’d be much of a problem in the domain, it might be in Akkala.”  And there's also that general’s wife I’ve heard about, and how she likes to invade everyone’s privacy.  I’d rather not be in disguise around someone like that.

“I agree with you, Link.  Vayden and the soldier from Carok Bridge infiltrated Hylian ranks easily.  It seems unlikely that would occur in the Domain, but we still ought to be wary of any travelers.”

Extremely wary.  So wary we don’t even talk to them.  Or… no, because then you seem suspicious.  Something in between is the right way to go.

I’ll be bad at this, won’t I?  I’m not exactly good at saying the right thing at the right time.  And I’m terrible at lying.

“It would seem prudent to then return to the castle for respite unless we receive news which diverts us to Daruk.”

Yeah.  “Makes sense to come back here, anyway.  We’ll need to see if there’s news about a third flame.  If not, I figure the desert is the next stop.”

“Yes.”

…Well.  That’s it, isn’t it?  The Plan. We set up decoys to seem legitimate as long as possible.  Some people’ll have to be in on it.  Damn, the whole fricking castle might have to be if it goes on long enough, and that’s just not realistic if there’s even a single Yiga clan member still here.  But I figure it’ll buy us a few days if our decoys hide out up here, mostly.

…Is anyone going to eat an apple, or am I going to have to leave the room without one?

“Oh- haha, Link.  With all that sorted, I believe I shall try one of these caramel apples with ginger.”

“I haven’t eaten a caramel apple since I was a kid.”

“Now’s your chance, Sir Jeralt!”

“...Maybe the one with the salt.  Unless either of you would like it, Sire, Link?”

Nnnnnope.  “I’m eyeing one of the pink peppercorn ones.”

“Ha.  As am I, lad.  Shall we?”

You can see they’re not quiiite in their prime because they’re not as fresh anymore but wow is that still good.  Don’t let your eyes roll back in your head, Link.  You’ll seem possessed by a poe or something.  They got the caramel right where it’s still gooey but not so much so that it all ran right off the apple and the pink peppercorns are a little different tasting than black ones and they’re almost pepperminty when mixed with the caramel and then the apple just mellows the whole thing out and it’s almost as good as sehhhhhhhhhhhhlebrations.  Celebrations.  They’re great!  Except when you get shot during one, then they suck ass.

Zelda’s the only one looking, at least.  For now.

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[mermaidsirennikita]

I'm so tired of superhero villains who are like "but you don't understand, Captain Headasonic, you ruined the infrastructure of Cleveland and caused my nana to die three months early, and for this you must perish"

I want more villains who are like "we knew one another at Eton and in that time you accidentally ran me over with a carriage so I was unable to join the military and be a man of honor as I wished (also I have no money), and for THIS, Lord Peppercorn, I shall take your woman, and I shall ravish her and she shall be mine" only to become the hero an installment or two later because it turns out he can hold his breath for half an hour under the right circumstances

[littlefreya]

What do you think Henry and his characters would cook for you on a first date?

Thanks for the prompt, beautiful lady.

Nothing’s better than a man who cooks you a mouth watering dinner on the first date, yes? Thanks to my awesome friends @thelastsock @wolvesandhoundshowltogether and @the-soot-sprite for brainstorming.

Henry’s characters cooking you dinner on a date

Don’t look at the captain like this, Syverson loves to be in the kitchen and he is specifically favours red meat. A juicy roast, medium rare with rosemary, pepper and steamed veggies with a bottle of Merlot should do the trick. 

And yeah, Sy loves him a girl who not scared of some meat 😈(sorry vegans, veggies, he’d still date you though)

More under the cut

August is proficient with a knife, any kind of knife, he heard that Sushi is your favourite and since August has been travelling around the world he learned how to make any type of dish. His skills in the kitchen are impressive and mouth watering too, but not as much as you.

Now take off that dress and go lie down on the table and let August put some sushi on you...

Our true Irish warrior, Melot, will cook you an Irish stew, beef, vegetables, some herbs and spices over the firepit with a drop of ale to improve the taste. He will dine with you next to the fire and tell you of his adventures.    

Our farmer from Kansas is quite the cook, Martha would not allow it otherwise. And like a good farm boy, he would cook you a fantastic shepherd’s pie which was passed on from the Kents. No worries if you are Vegan, he can make a veggie version too. 

Sorry @emyearns​, your boyfriend haven’t mastered cooking yet, but he is going to be very romantic, paying extra for a heart shaped pizza just for you. And maybe later you can give him some cooking lesson? 

Our sea man (heehee) or man of the sea, Will, will fry you a fish he caught on his own while sailing his yacht. Fried lemons, rosemary and white wine to seal the taste. I hope you love fish @killjoy-assbutt-1112​

It smells like feet, very expensive feet. Risotto with Truffles and a glass of Sauvignon is Leon’s choice of a dinner-date. He brags a bit about picking up this recipe while working Italy. @iloveyouyen is indeed a lucky wife.  

Much like Will, Geralt is going to catch your dinner first. He comes back from the hunt with a wild boar and roasts it on a spit. Some black peppercorn and salt should do the trick. Don’t expect anything too fancy, my love. 

Walter loves to cook for his woman, and he especially favours Italian dishes. Whether you are vegetarian, vegan or omnivore, he will make you the perfect Lasagne and he does love to add a lot of fresh basil he grows in his kitchen.  

Charles ain’t much of cook, he has servants who will do that for him, so come hungry and prepare for a medieval feast, swans, ham, stinky cheese fresh fruits and loads of wine awaits you. 

Sherlock will do his best to learn how to cook, labouring at the kitchen for hours after shooing the estate’s cook away. It just so happen that he caught a really fat goose and it seems perfect for a romantic dinner. Stuffed with sweet plums, herbs and potatoes, it will turn out just perfect and by the book. 

One word - rotisserie chicken. NO!!! NO!!! That’s Cannibalism! Being Greek, Theseus will prepare your a traditional Mousakas! Large slices of eggplants, minced lamb and some hard cheese and you are set for the most delicious dinner ever.