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Errrrr …… Wow 🤩 That’s all I can say really 🤩
#handsome#those eyes#hairy#chest#hairy male#bearded hunk#moustashe#very hairy#hairychest#cute#i think i’m in love#hairy beast#hairy torso#male pits#male chest#baseball cap#furry pecs#furry abs#furry torso#that body#gay hairy#hairy tummy#hairy belly#hairyman#gay#gay interest
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First it was daddy kink, then it was pet play. Then they gave us time travel and undercover twins. Then came the reincarnated lovers and mythical creatures. Now we also have omegaverse and transmigration to other bodies for a second chance at first love.
So you know they had to fit fuck or die in there somewhere. Glad to see it was from the first uncensored wuxia bl
#meet you at the blossom#love in the air#bed friend#i feel you linger in the air#playboyy the series#twins#the sign the series#pit babe the series#sunset x vibes#my stand in#multi bl#thai bl#what a time to be alive#and this is also just what i’ve pay attention to#and since i joined the fandom#it is by no means an exhaustive list#but also yes fuck or die#we did it girls (gn)#still a little shocked that fuck or die didn’t come in with omegaverse#but also I’m not mad about it#save me thai bl#anyway i’m rambling#and it’s 2am#cap speaks
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I Read Nearly Every Appearance of the Lazarus Pit Before Flashpoint and All I Got Was A Headache: A Meta Commentary
So! The Lazarus Pit!
The Lazarus Pit is obviously an iconic part of the Batman Franchise. We encounter it everywhere, from the Under the Red Hood movie, to the Lazarus Planet event which just ended.
But has the Lazarus Pit always been this way?
It's comics. Of course not.
Very long comic rant with citations below!
The Nu52 and following reboots obviously overhauled Lazarus Lore so completely they're functionally a different thing, so I'm not talking about them. Today, instead, we're talking about post-crisis/pre-Flashpoint Lazarus Pits, their contradictions, and what we can make of them.
The Lazarus Pits have been around nearly as long as Ra's and Talia have been, and even before they appeared, it was clear that Ra's had some method of extending his life.
Batman (1940-2011) #235
The first Lazarus Pit itself seems to be in a chalet in Switzerland, and it's very different than what we will later associate it as. It is instead, a mortuary slab that lowers itself into a pit of "bubbling liquid"
Batman (1940-2011) #243
In these early versions, the Lazarus Pit is portrayed as a medical invention that Ra's has used to extend his life.
It is shown to have consequences, which fandom has, of course, latched onto.
Batman (1940-2011) #244
Here, we see the Lazarus Madness described as including "the strength of ten men", and he is able to be able to resist nearly all attacks from Batman and Lo Ling.
In addition, Ra's claims that he has used the pit too often, which is shown to be the driving force behind his interest in Bruce and his legacy.
Batman (1940-2011) #244
Later appearances of Ra's and the pit throughout this era add a few more interesting tidbits.
He claims that only he can use the Lazarus Pit... but puts Talia in it in that same issue, claiming that it's okay if it's just a quick dip.
Batman (1940-2011) #335
Is Ra's lying about no one else being able to use the pit? Almost certainly. He will start putting anyone he wants into the pit soon enough.
Those with a keen eye might notice that the Lazarus Pit is already going through some aesthetic changes: we're still seeing a slab being lowered into a small pit, but now the liquid within is orange! This will come up a lot!
Next up we have the storyline Grant Morrison refused to read: Son of the Demon.
In Son of the Demon, Ra's claims that there was an earlier version of the Pit, before the final version Bruce has already encountered. In this version, he claims that Mellisande, Talia's mother, was pushed into this proto-pit, and it killed her.
Batman: Son of the Demon (1987)
Denny O'Neil will later retcon this in 1993, claiming that Talia's mother died of a drug overdose, and Ra's refused to bring her back.
But it is consistent in early versions of the story that Lazarus Pits, if not entered with proper care and with the right preparations, can be dangerous.
Bride of the Demon is the next storyline, and Ra's BRINGS the Lazarus Pits in this one. Ra's finds himself a hot MILF girlfriend and puts her in the Pit to make her younger so she can give him kids.
Batman: Bride of the Demon (1990)
This Lazarus Pit is shown to be more experimental than past versions, with Ra's and Dr. Weltmann attempting to prevent the Lazarus Madness factor.
Ra's later puts a child in the pit as a bribe to his father, but the kid had possibly been dead too long, and it was hinted there were going to be long-term consequences for the actions... which were dropped. As was the wife, who was supposedly pregnant at the end of this story. Comics!
This is the first time that limits on the Lazarus Pit are presented, but it is certainly not the last. This idea that there's an upper limit on how long someone can be dead for before a Lazarus Pit doesn't do anything will come back again.
Batman: Birth of the Demon finally brings in a more mystical aspect to the Lazarus Pits, which so far have been vaguely scientific. In this story, we are introduced to the fact that Lazarus Pits are located on the convergence points of leylines (which in-universe have something to do with the electro-magnetic field). Ra's's approximate age is revealed, and it is shown that Bruce and Ra's have been fighting a real-estate battle over sites where Lazarus Pits can be built.
Batman: Birth of the Demon (1992)
In flashbacks, we learn that Ra's figured out how to build a Lazarus Pit, and was not actually the first person to use it. Instead, it was for the son of the Sultan Ra's worked for as a physician.
After the Sultan's son went mad, killed Sora, and blamed Ra's for it, Ra's had his vengeance... by putting the son in a false Lazarus Pit.
This pit was sabotaged by not being built on a Leyline. So uh... be careful with those, I guess!
So in short: by the end of this era of Denny O'Neil/Mike Barr Lazarus Lore, we know that anyone can use a Lazarus Pit, but Ra's controls them with his knowledge of how to create them. Bruce can find where they should be by tracking leylines, and will pass this knowledge on to others over time.
We then enter a new era! The Chuck Dixon era, to be specific.
Chuck Dixon has surprisingly few retcons for us. We first really encounter his take on Lazarus Lore in his mini series Bane of the Demon, where Bane works with Ra's and co.
We get a brief recap of the lore here:
Batman: Bane of the Demon #3 (1998)
We are now introduced to an interesting new layer: the Lazarus Pits can be predicted, not just detected. Ra's has headquarters set up all over the world, in places where Lazarus Pits not only are, but will be. Some pit locations appear to remain the same throughout the years (Ra's has built numerous pits on the location of the first site: at least three that we know of), but generally, Lazarus Pits seem to be a one-time deal.
Ra's clearly has dedicated most of his life to these pits; to acquiring their locations, to predicting where they will be, experimenting with how to make them better... so obviously, he guards the formula for how to make them extremely closely, right?
Well. Not according to Chuck.
Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight (1989-2007) #145
And if you've noticed that head of green hair on the ground there, that's right folks! BRUCE WAYNE PUT A DEAD JOKER IN A LAZARUS PIT HE MADE HIMSELF.
Bruce justifies it by telling Alfred that if he does this, it means Ra's can't use it later. However, it does not change the fact that Bruce put the Joker in a Lazarus Pit. No I'm not going to be over this ever. Jason might have a point, actually.
Ra's decides, after this, that he wants another wife. And he picks Dinah Lance! But whoops, as it happens, Dinah was tortured and can't have kids (also lost her Canary Cry), way back in Green Arrow, before Ollie died! So Ra's decides to throw her in a Lazarus Pit. It... doesn't go well. Lazarus Madness + Restored Canary Cry = one destroyed building.
Birds of Prey (1999-2009) #33
Oh look! We've got locations! And of course every other Lazarus Pit we've seen or will see except Birth of the Demon is nowhere near any of these convergence points!
So! To recap the current state of the lore: Lazarus Pits are a combination of science and magic. They are an alchemical creation, built on leyline nodes. Generally, they are one-use only, or at least they require centuries to be re-usable. They can resurrect the newly-dead, but but Ra's is very cautious about letting other people use them, probably because he's a control freak, and he doesn't have too many of them left.
We depart the Dixon era and enter... the Nyssa Raatko era.
Nyssa is introduced in Death and the Maidens, with Greg Rucka, who is a huge fan of Denny O'Neil, still sticking pretty close to the original lore.
Here, we see that Bruce has still been on his kick of preventing Ra's from building more Lazarus Pits by buying up real estate where they could be. This forced Ra's to try to reconcile with his daughter Nyssa, who he gave a Lazarus Pit to sometime in the 1700s.
Batman: Death and the Maidens (2003-2004) #1
"But hey!" I can hear you say. "Isn't part of the thing that you mentioned earlier is that they're one-use?"
Well they are! For Ra's.
Nyssa, however, is a smart lady.
Nyssa, at some point in her life, figured out how to make a Lazarus Pit reusable. So she's been getting a lot of mileage out of this baby, and has been since the 1700s.
This story also presents an explanation for why the Lazarus Pit is sometimes green and sometimes orange: Nyssa's is orange and Ra's has green ones. I guess maybe the earlier orange pits that Ra's had were him trying to make them reusable like Nyssa? Hmm.
Batman: Death and the Maidens (2003-2004) #4
When questioned about it, Nyssa tells Talia that there used to be more pits, so he was less protective of them when he gave her this one.
Batman: Death and the Maidens (2003-2004) #6
At the end of this storyline, Ra's is dead, Nyssa is the new Ra's al Ghul, and according to Bruce, she has the only Lazarus Pit left.
Batman: Death and the Maidens (2003-2004) #9
Nyssa pops up again in Batgirl, facing off against Cass, and brags about her special pit again. Cass and Shiva both get dips in it. Fun times!
Batgirl (2000-2006) #69
Yes, the torture hooks are a reoccurring feature of Nyssa's pit. I don't know why.
But wait! A brief interlude!
Jason Todd came back to comics in a storyline: Under the Hood, in 2005, which wrapped up in 2006. We weren't told how Jason came back in the story itself, but a few months after Under the Hood ended, we get Batman Annual #25, which shows Talia shoving Jason into a Lazarus Pit while Ra's was using it.
Batman Annual #25 (2006)
There's no discussion about if this is a weird dip. He's got brain activity again though!
This is revisited again in Red Hood: The Lost Days, but it doesn't really add anything from the point of Lazarus Lore, except that Ra's posits that Jason, having already been resurrected, could have suffered some long-term consequences, unlike literally anyone else who had a dip.
Red Hood: The Lost Days (2010-2011) #2
Anyways, enough Jason! Nyssa gets killed off-page in OYL, so she's gone now, Talia's running the show and oh fuck it's Morrison-era. And Morrison never bothered to read any other Ra's or Talia story because it wasn't Silver Age or something. So... retcon time!
The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul attempts to retell Birth of the Demon, but with a few retcons. The pits were discovered, not made, being the official point in which the Lazarus Pits become purely magical phenomena, rather than a work of alchemy.
Batman Annual #26 (2007)
Bruce also mentions that the Pits are connected to actual waterways, which is a massive difference from the shallow pits from earlier eras.
This era does however confirm the concept that older bodies, further along in the decay process, probably shouldn't be dipped in the Lazarus Pit. At least, Dick convinced Tim of this fact after a little while.
(Also White Ghost wants a perfectly healthy, alive Tim to bathe in the Lazarus Pit, and this is never explained. Maybe it was a distraction?)
Nightwing (1996-2009) #139
In this era, and the Batman: Reborn era following it, the Lazarus Pits are pretty absent, but the few references we do get from this point forward (including in Red Hood: The Lost Days, which are published in 2010-2011), tend to use the Morrison-era canon that the pits are natural. And also we're back to having a lot of them, instead of just Nyssa's singular one in the Balkans, and, since Ra's has a new young(er) body, there's no sense of urgency to buy up/prevent him from making new pits. Potentially, Dusan/White Ghost took advantage of the fact that the Bats thought Ra's was dead to buy back the real-estate and make new pits, but that's using the pre-Morrison lore. I guess in Morrison era, the Bats just... don't know where Pits are until they find one, and then they blow it up.
We also no longer see any one-time-use limitations. One could assume that Talia figured out the formula Nyssa used to keep the pits reusable and told Ra's, if we're trying to merge the canons.
And that's not even counting whatever is happening in the post-Flashpoint era. Lazarus Planet gives me a headache. Let's not talk about it just now.
Anyways, in short: I think the artificial, single-use Lazarus Pits are way more fun. But anyways, here's the citations to help you decide what YOU think Lazarus Lore should be!
#Steph Speaks#Steph Reads Comics#The Lazarus Pit#Ra's al Ghul#Bruce Wayne#Talia al Ghul#Bane#Nyssa Raatko#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#Dick Grayson#Barbara Gordon#I had more images but there's a 30 image cap so you guys don't get to see Ted and Babs dealing with Lazarus Mad-Dinah#DC#I will go back and add the rest of the image descriptions
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so Emily and Bailey dressed as Alex and Spencer for halloween
like pit duo dressed as games duo
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(Pics from bailey insta stories)
#Bailey petracek#Emily rose#Spencer agnew#Alex tran#Bailey nailed the look#the little hair peeking from the cap#And Emily nailed the face#The little smug relaxed face Alex has always#Smosh#Smosh pit#Smosh games
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#Felipe Phegyz#Phegyz#felipe cantu#male model#shirtless#hairy armpit#hairy armpits#hairy pits#bxlgx#and his bulge#grey sweatpants#nike#cap#blue cap#guys in sweatpants#sweatpants
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Can you tell I was a gymnast?
#hot jock#gay jock#jock bulge#male gymnast#beefy pecs#muscular pecs#abs & pecs#male pecs#gay beef#gay beach#gay speedo#mens swimwear#backwards cap#backwards hat#jock bro#cocky jock#male muscle#beefy chest#beefy daddy#beefy muscle#gay#gay fitness#male physique#fit hunk#jock pits#male pits#gay pits#cocky muscle#cocky af#briefs bulge
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"This is why we should never hire from Tumblr" as an ultimate punchline of all time
#i love ify for going for the 'I THINK THIS MEANS WE SHOULD KISS?' joke and i love angela for building on it with the gestures#and then shayne capping it off... excellent#smosh#angela giarratana#shayne topp#ify nwadiwe#tntl#try not to laugh#video#smosh pit#courtney miller
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Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
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Mmmhhh. Stretch away my friend 🥵
#morning stretch#hairy male#hairy#chest#stretching#male pits#bearded hunk#hairychest#hairy tummy#hairy beast#very hairy#cute#gay hairy#gay#gay interest#hairyman#hairy belly#hairy torso#hairygay#hairyscruffguys#hairy underarms#furry torso#run my fingers through his hair#baseball cap#those legs tho
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Babe: I am the special Alpha. The best racer in this company and in this competition. I bow to no one.
Also Babe: *laughs at the extremely unfunny thing Charlie just said while twirling his hair around his finger*
#pit babe the series#pit babe#charliebabe#babecharlie#babe pbts#get an alpha that can do both#babe honey you’ve got a big storm coming#the things my brain thinks of at 3:30am#cap watches pit babe#cap speaks
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Die Schlangengrube und das Pendel (1967) dir. Harald Reinl
#die schlangengrube und das pendel#the torture chamber of dr sadism#harald reinl#christopher lee#karin dor#lex barker#edgar allan poe#the pit and the pendulum#count regula#60s movies#1960s movies#horror#horroredit#classichorrorblog#horrordaily#caps#screencaps#my caps#gothic horror#vampire movies
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I just like putting them in silly little outfits
#just turned in a 4000 word math project worth 30% of my grade so im celebrating with them <3#i just wanna throw them out here immediately so if theres lil mistakes ignore them#i havent double checked anything#just scribbled them out in a frenzy#i love drawing them so much#realistically it is unlikely that fuyumi would wear that#UNLESS#I LITERALLY JUST GOT AN AU IDEA#professional MotoGP racer fuyumi#pit stop engineer rumi#oooooooh the thought i just thunk#the thought of fuyumi in a motorcycle racing outfit... the helmet....#yeah i gotta draw that#and rumi in overalls with a lil baseball cap and a wrench... dont get me started#expect Things#forget about this drawing i literally just posted everyone start thinking about motoGP AU NOW#if anyone has Ideas send an ask i literally j came up with this so ill take headcanons#anywaysies#fuyumi todoroki#usagiyama rumi#miryumi#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#wlw#chiquilines draws
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why’s he kinda —
#spencer agnew#smosh pit#try not to laugh#spencer#the glasses and backwards cap…#i will not elaborate further#the spirlies that get it get it
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Hands up
#male pits#backwards cap#jock bulge#gay twink#gay twunk#jock pits#gay pits#gay#backwards hat#gay fitness#brief bulge#briefs bulge#twink bulge#twink boys#twink undies#twink bottom#dick bulge#man bulge#gay man#male muscle#male physique#fit hunk#gay guy#gay photography#gay art#jock bro#gay undies#black undies#gay underwear#mensfitness
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