#Steph Speaks

[secretlystephaniebrown]

When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.

[xmurder-of-crowsx]

I swear that new cater card watered my crops. Make my mood skyrocket tho I'm taking its easy in case that changes but seriously it's such a cool card w the neon omg it looks like a casino which matches the whole cards theme hell yeah go cater

And this hell yes he's so cool

[ohnostalgia]

the green lantern corps isnt a found family. theyre coworkers that fuck each other

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

why do we as a a society not talk about how elle defo took spencer’s virginity like 😭

I SPELT REID WRONG

[therealslimshakespeare]

Oh look it's hambrady 💁🏻‍♀️

Steph, oh my gosh this is stirring the oddest feelings. Why am I getting a WWI au from this? Incredible vibes

[foreverdolly]

Babe!!! I loved the first chapter of your Feyd fic, it was so good!!! 😩🤌 The details felt thought out and honestly I wish I had done a little more research for my own fic but oh well! 🤣

it's my wife! hello, hello! thank you so much, baby love. i am actually reading the book (old story, i know. but part two had me fully invested and now i'm almost completely finished. gotta buy messiah so i can read that). your fic is amazing too, so don't doubt that! plus you can always post some oneshots on top of the series you have going as well!

i always try to do an obscene amount of research on the topics of my fics before i post them because i'm terrified of someone telling me somethings not "lore accurate". at this point i have my phd in "dune".

ahhh! thank you so so so much again cutie.

[strawberriesforcait]

When you're nonverbal but you can't tell anyone you're nonverbal because you're nonverbal so you just,,, disappear

[ab4eva]

https://www.tumblr.com/ab4eva/745083163483766784/hmmmm-thoughts-on-sub-bucky-dom-gale-and-spanking

my thoughts exactly

Darling anon - I’m so glad we have a mutual agreement when it comes to all things mentioned in this fic. @steph-speaks gave me something I didn’t know needed and did it so well. The day I don’t go crazy over Austin, Callum, Buck x Bucky or spanking there is something seriously wrong with me and there should be cause for concern 🤭

[secretlystephaniebrown]

The lack of muppet show in our society is so upsetting I want to see Chappell Roan backed up by chickens in sparkly outfits

[xmurder-of-crowsx]

I speak THE TRUTH dfss

Moar:

*goes nonverbal sometimes

*probably only likes certain clothes

*not good at conversations and scares people off easily

[ohnostalgia]

ive never been able to relate to media that specifically focuses on sibling relationships even though I have a brother. idgaf about him

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

a run down would be appreciated😭😭 and i sure hope coffee at midnight is a happy fic bc that one i did start reading and its my current obsession, i wont be able to take it if something bad happens to my babies

I won't spoil Coffee at Midnight, but I'm glad you're loving it!!

My other fics, though, I'm going to try and put into categories.

The Multichaps

A Fine Line will take you through every emotion. It's smutty and angsty and stressful but it has a happy ending!

illicit affairs is an ongoing multi-chap that's nowhere near finished. emily and aaron sleep together before her first day on the job, when neither knows who the other is. the affair they begin has consequences for years to come.

touchy subject is complete and is an emotional journey. a teenage emily aborted aaron's baby without telling him, and deals with the consequences of that decision in the decades that come after.

impact married Hotchniss are in a car accident that leaves emily in a coma.

the price we pay. I'll start by telling you that Emily's dead. that's not a spoiler, i literally tell you in the comments. this fic sees JJ try to come to terms with her death and her unresolved feelings for Emily at the same time.

Nodus Tollens is annoyingly incomplete. A complicated fic based on the Arizona-Callie-Mark triangle n Greys.

The One-Shots

The Five Stages of Grief are a Myth is a journey, but it does have a happy ending!

phantasmogoria - emily struggles with the trauma of having spent seven months in isolation, with only her own mind for company. hotch is her lifeline.

found family is a cute little fic i wrote for the 'accidental baby acquisition' tag for criminal minds week 2023. the team find a baby.

built a home and watched it burn may or may not stay an angsty one-shot. it's the first chapter of an unfinished fic i took down a while ago, in which emily and aaron are getting divorced.

Eulogy is an angsty af one-shot of JJ and Hotch telling Emily about the Paris plan.

You'll Always Be My Person is angsty Jemily fluff that I woudn't say has a happy ending, but it's sweet and short.

Habits is a cute little Jemily drabble.

in love with you is Emily POV Jemily angst.

twelve things that didn't break aaron hotchner and the one that almost did is Hotch angst with a happy Hotchniss ending.

The States Game is a cutie team fic based on That Friends Episode.

The Smutty One-Shots

Heat is the only 'only one bed' fic i've ever written. it's just pure, unadulterated, shameless, steamy Hotchniss smut.

every lover's game is what happens after you send the girl you fancy in to flirt with a creepy guy called Viper. it's pure filth. it's great. probably my favourite filth i've written. you're welcome.

trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat is angsty Hotchniss smut. like I earned the angsty smut tag on this one.

when it rains, it pours - more angsty Hotchniss smut. back from Paris, emily is struggling. then comes a storm.

Coming Home is wholesome Jemily smut.

Stress Relief and Debriefing are just pure Emily/Luke smut.

Hotchner's Future Au (in chronological order)

technically these all have a happy ending because emily and hotch are married and trying to cope with parenting x

nature vs nurture after having her first child, emily struggles with her mother's first visit and her criticisms.

a good cat never goes far - proceed with caution if you love Sergio. that's all i'll say. but also read it because i'm proud of it <3

the last first day - emily struggles with her last baby starting school

good intentions, bad excecution - livvy hotchner is a menace, but she's also a great big sister.

red-handed the kids catch emily and aaron in a...compromising position. based on a request to write a hotchners future au fic inspired by the modern family episode 'caught in the act'

my mama's in the kitchen worrying about me - emily struggles with having a teenage daughter who's exactly like her.

Good Crazy - jack announces that he and his girlfriend are expecting. emily and aaron temporarily lose their minds, but what's new?

[therealslimshakespeare]

Coming in with a dilf—I mean gift. Coming in with a gift. 😏

*sputters* how funny, you comin’ in with a dilf while I be cummin’ ON

[wisdomofme]

sorry about mclaren 1-2, it's my birthday

Sorry about Max's P17 -> P1, it wasn't your birthday anymore 🤣🤣

[heavenly--knight]

I'm gonna sleep soon I'm freaking in pain again and tired but not before launching my sevi blog cuz surprise I was gona make a Baxter blog but decided last minute to make a sevi blog cuz I enjoy rping characters I can really put my all in because not much is known yet lol its easy w like muses without much headcanon cuz I can build up my own lol but ya I'll launch it soon

[jackmanifoldtv]

my beautiful bald princess with a disorder