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Can we talk about how legitimately fucked we are like in terms of humanity
#Feeling existential#existential crisis#capatalism#anti capitalism#Capitalism is stupid#Humanity#humans suck
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Wrote a poem/vent thing about working
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tagged by -- I just stole it
answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.
what’s your OTP for your muse(s)?
Honestly based off of the Roleplays I have so far Devilspear has become a silent fancy for my version of lute
Also due to rping Alone x Ashley-- ( thanks miasma )
For Kiiva I'd gotta say Gabriel and her questioning (ship? Thing?) With Shadowman or how she is with Mammon.
Eve - Gabriel and her make me so soft and scream because that's the first ever ship she's gotten
Vexious - her and Dastrik and Verin is such a soft spot for me!
But since most my muses are ocs or canons I don't really HAVE to many OTPS . All can be OTP ♡
what are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?
Honestly everything and anything except for shit like cheating and I'm not to sure about pregnancy stuff yet because my ass is personally disgusted by children wheeze
But just because it's a not sure doesn't mean it won't ever happen tbh
But if you try cheating stuff in a thread even if it is a accident from other muse. Ya girl probably won't reply. It disgusts me personally which is why I am so heavy setted for my interpretation of Eve And Lilith not cheating. You can head canon what you want but for me I ain't doing it. It's nasty as fuck.
That's also why I reiterate " Hey eve wasn't seduced by lucifer in my lore it was a choice to eat the apple "
The only time I'll even acknowledge the whole eve bopping lilith and Lucifer is if it were all in a orgy or it was when she split from Adam
Which brings up lilith.
My version she LEFT Adam before even thinking about bopping him. In fact I leave it unknown if they had their first time together sexually in hell or Eden once she left Adam.
how large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?
This one's kinda tricky due to some beings, being literally ageless or older than Time--
Considering a lot of muses I interact with are around the same age group // Same millenia of age I'm not sure
I guess if my muse is 40 and your muse is just barely legal ( 18) I ain't going to have My muses rock the cradle just ain't a fancy for me
are you selective when shipping?
I guess I can be considered that since I want our muses to interact a little before we decide. Of course plotting or stupid direct messages with small ic banter can also help too!
I also prefer shipping with mutuals too && love ooc communication
Prior interactions can help leeway into seeing if muses are capatable. But if their not it's no big deal and they'll express disinterest
how far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?
I rarely ever write smut so-- I guess when someone starts either eating someone out or sucking a dick etc. I don't see stripping as overly sexual but like tweeking of nipples// starting to finger etc is where I'll start a read more or jump it so discord or even fade to black it depends on my mental state
Who are other muses you ship your muse with?
** note these are mostly ocs from friends and not a "everyone " thing
And the cannons aren't ones I expect either. Everyone is unique ♡♡
The canons mentioned are ones I got with friends ofc
I do leave a lot of stuff open because I don't really think to much on ships they just happen sometimes--
Note all my muses like guy gals and non-binary pals they ain't picky
People mentioned in this / their characters/ ocs : @micsmasmuses / @envicussin , @ofgain , @themosthatedbeingg , @deadmcnwalks (and all your side blogs ) , @dick-meister , @pupmusebox && @clawedlust
Eve -> Gabriel ( both oc and ultrakill) , Leviathan, Lucifer, Lilith , slightly Adam , Summer , Culter and Sukuna
Kiiva -> Gabriel , Shadowman and Mammon ( N's) so far she hasn't interacted with a lot of people yet maybeeeee Chris
Lute -> Lucifer , Leviathan
Vexious -> Verin , Dastrik , hasn't been outta the muse closet in full throttle yet
Alone -> Ashley so far and Carlos
Ghost -> Carlos
Lilith -> Lucifer, Adam , Eve
does one have to ask to ship with you?
Please , mostly because I struggle at picking up hints so I need someone to slap me with the " HEY WHORE I WANNA SHIP WITH XYZWASD MUSE(S) '
Though if none of the interactions have been positive so far for My muse IT MAY take a while
how often do you like to ship?
Honestly it just kinda happens. Whatever happens happens 🤷 if both muns agree then ey it's okay
are you multiship?
Oh hands down. All ships happen in their own verse and their own timelines unless discussed of a poly ship.
And yes I'm okay with poly ships just talk to me about it
are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?
I guess more or less? I don't really mind if ships happen but if they don't happen that's cool as well I don't expect all my muses to get the same love or even fall in love
what is your favorite ship in your current fandom?
Tbh I'm not really sure
I guess Fizzmodeus
A lot of ships I don't really care for or there isn't a lot of content
finally, how does one ship with you?
Just be open and honest with me. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you are craving
I'm not horrifying I promise I'm just a tired old lady who works to damn much
Feel free to send shipping memes // ship stuff Even if it's a one off , it can help us both see if theirs a future for our muses!!
Don't be afraid to ship with more than one of my characters, it's okay to be interested in more than one muse or oc ♡
tagging: anyone and everyone
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started making kandi for funsies w/ friends and my friend gave me a shit ton of beads since they weren't gonna use them but like really fun actually!!!! I might make a bunch to bring to concerts and give them out might make some for some friends or cons if I can ever go gawd damn...
I would like sell stuff on etsy but I mean it wouldnt be for a main job cause ik it kinda sucks up a good chunk of the money when someone buys somethin like that, and shipping pluh...thought about selling physical paintings too if I ever got like good at it, IM SICK OF LIVING IN CAPATALISM PLEASEEEE I wanna survive off of making crafts and actually enjoying like work (I like my job now but like still things are sooo expensive) anyways enjoy what I did make im gonna make more tonight and draw for AF too :))
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And often that Junk mail isn't recyclable because they coat the paper in some plastic-y nonsense that makes it all glossy. Capatalism sucks bad for the environment. Like really, fucking office suit jerk junk mail corporations are the worst.
I really hate how the Royal mail delivers advertising junk. Like we're trying to save the planet from cutting down our rubbish but people in suits in offices somewhere think it's a good idea to still pretend we live in the past where people didn't care about the environment.
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Please for the love of god shove this information into your brain.
Fun fact: if you live in America and suddenly loose health insurance for whatever reason know that you have 60 days to figure it out. Your have 60 days to get an ACA plan (also known as Obamacare plan) and if you don’t do it in that amount of time health insurance companies can and will deny you coverage. Now, let’s say it has been 61 days since you lost coverage because you were a fool and waited too long what are your options? Well your first option is a market place plan (also known as an individual plan), these plans tend to be cheaper than ACA plans, but they also tend to have less coverage and by far the most important information about this plan is that they can deny you coverage due to a preexisting condition. Oh you broke your leg and were hospitalized for 3 days... guess what you can’t be covered because you pathetic human have bones that break. So, if you loose your healthcare and live in America remember my friends you have 60 days.
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another hot take i have is about the glorification of unhealthy lives, yea i'm definitely not anywhere near the first to talk abt this one but even the glorification of poverty and grunge is so strange and tbh i couldn't afford anything but walmart and 2nd hand for a long time and now if i try and go to a 2nd hand store with a friend (especially middle/upper middle class white girls) they think this counts as a "chain it's free game" store because they function by donations, not to mention they use that store but sell their old clothes on depop instead of donation back. by glorifying poverty and unhealthy lifestyles i think it impacts people who don't have a choice about being in those situations and using what little resources they have very negatively. those girls (and other ppl) don't/ can't understand why even if value village is a chain, they should steal from it or not donate back! because they've never truly relied on it!! when poverty is a luxury you'll never value those resources
but tbh my lest favourite kind of people are those who resell shit they find at salvation army and value village online.. like that is taking away good articles of clothing from people who otherwise could not afford it or it's not in their area and you turn a profit for it!! i know it was not there so a teenage girl could call it vintage and triple the price for other teenage girls, it was donated so someone who needs clothing for a fair price can have that because it's essential not a luxury
#poverty#second hand#hot take#depop#capatalism#clothing#idk but i think s rlly sad and tbh kinda embarrassing to see girls act like this#and if you're not careful you can totally get sucked into that behaviour and mentality too#i'm not saying don't shop at them or stop trying to look like effy from skin#but that self awareness and acknowledgement of what you are utilizing is important#and knowing that for some ppl it isn't an aesthetic or choice at all#when i had no choice but to shop second hand i would cry i was so upset about not fitting in with other kids#they've never understood that#or overconsumption of clothing from any shop#fast fashion or second hand is rlly horrible as well
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Idk why this was so triggering.. really not fun artical to wake up to. Thanks NY post
#capatalism#milenial#milenials punching down#oof#some time u gotta meme#i just want my google feed to not sucks
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It's in my companies handbook that we can't have drinks at the til we have other places to store them and yeah was not fun when the rule was ignored and a spill happened due to a checkers drink and us being at fault has been enforced since that. And ppl might ask no water bottles? Yeah none cause some ppl like the cup and straw as well as a opened can of rockstar
You know back at the beginning of the pandemic when ppl were saying that if you drank water it would wash covid down into your stomach which would allow your stomach acid to kill it? My work started letting us drink water on our shifts because of that. Like we were allowed to keep water bottles at the till. Because of that.
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Me for the entirety of stranger things s3: man I really like Robin. I feel drawn to her. I like her a lot. Dare I say... I’m in love with her. She’s really cute and badass. Damn I really love her
Robin: I’m a lesbian
Me:
#stranger things#stranger things season three#i really latched onto the gay character huh#also there were some good parts but... overall s3 sucked#the romantic subplot between the kids was weird#the exception being dustin/suzie which was just cute#and like ok @ the pro capatalism anti communist propoganda i guess#miss when it was anti american government#ALTHOUGH watching hopper beat up a politician was fantastic#anyway....
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Rot by pup is actually a trans anthem I dont have to explain myself to anyone
#its just a part of me i cant get away from hello??#crawling out of the hole inside of me its about period dysphoria guys#im joking its got the same themes as the rest of his songs capatalism sucks and self sware hey you guys paged to see a man whine about#his life on stage why is this a genre
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The economy this and capatalism that, you know what actually fucking sucks? There are only 2 official teen batman comics directed at kids and YA when these are obviously the superiour batman media
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WHY IS THIS ONLY AT A 100 SOME NOTES? THIS IS IMPOTENT! tHIS SHOULD MAKE YOU ANGRY! EVERYTHING THE WORKING CLASS HAS WORKED FOR IS BEING DESTROYED AND RUINED!! SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE!!!
11.4.20. California
Uber and Lyft spent $205 million to buy a labor law to continue underpaying their workers. Prop 22, America’s most expensive ballot campaign, prevents Uber and Lyft workers from being reclassified as “employees” under a new California labor law. The law requires an unprecedented 7/8ths majority in the state legislature to alter, and it severely limits workers’ ability to organize and negotiate. For companies looking to maximize profit through lower labor costs, they may soon be able to reclassify employees as “independent contractors” (or gig work).
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#some of my team isn't that great with my pronouns#half of them anyways#so I'm checking out Rockford rage this Wednesday#to see if they are better#with my pronouns#honestly I just need to move to Chicago and once I get good enough tryout for the wind city rollers#they are so great#but honestly#I would be so much happier#I'm imagining leaving my leaving message on the FB page#I'm leaving for a team who will use my pronouns and respect my identity#and it warms and saddens my heart#cuz I love those who do#I love moxi and I love scabs#ugh#why are things like this#skating is my most favorite thing on this Earth#but being misgendered every practice when I know they know sucks#also I don't like our ref#he's a cos straight yt man who believes in capatalism#I can't#I fucki ng can't#I'll be skating with the Amsterdam roller derby team when I go abroad tho!#that will be so much fun#and better#queer Haven here I come
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It isss. Xi have a 3ds and like. Bro. Nooooo 😭
!!! capatism sucks!!!
#curious chaotic asks#i wanted better 3ds themes#i want a pink 3ds theme#kawaii stacy im coming for your 3ds/j
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Top 12 Three Caballeros Moments: Ride of the Three Caballeros Epilogue!
Salduos Amigos...and Adios, as this is the FINAL part of my 20 part look at those happy amigos, those snappy chappies in matching serapes, those birds of the feather, THE THREE CABALLEROS, THE RIDE OF THE THREE CABALLEROS! Yes after 19 other articles, all paid for by megafan and patron of the blog @weirdkev27, it’s time to bid our boys a fond farewell. And what a ride i’ts been... we’ve had trips to Bahia, animaton sequences requiring a LOT of 1940′s cocaine ,Jose reinacting the plot of “Come a LIttle Bit Closer” by jay and the americans but ironcially not in the Badman Jose roll,, a less happy reunion where Donald went full vanilla ice for a few moments, Panchito giving us his long and storied family history in song form, Donald needing a vacation after his girlfriend punched him in the face and instead getting eaten by a giant snake, FLAMENCO MASTER HORACE HORSECOLLAR, Soccer with super cars, and our heroes having a warm and fun reunion and having to admit their lives didn’t turn out so good while Dewey jacaksses around in the subplot.
And all of this lead into their very own series where our heroes met a goddess and wayne knight all in the same day, defeated THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR, got into a giant robot fight on the fucking moon, meeting the roman gods who live on and tend to the norse world tree for some reason, preventing a stupidly started lava apocalypse, going to goblin jail via song, meeting some literal dead presidents, chasing a bear around a fancy rich people town, getting into the ch-ch-chalk zone, fighting a wrestling match against the respresntive of the god of death, dying and coming back to life as a result of said wrestling match, going to camelot to train with king arthrus’ self helf book, going to a yeti spa and finally returning for one last battle with an evil wizard, his pet monkeybatdonkeyrat, and wayne knight, and have to put up with Donald’s shrill abusive ex girlfriend through about half of it. All in all good stuff and i’ll always be greatful for kevn funding this and giving me the chance to both finally watch legend and in general cover these wonderful characters. While i’m sure Panchito and Jose wil lbe back for the big finale of Ducktales, I’m gonna miss these guys and hope they get another shot at the big time one day.
But Kevin had a great idea, one I decided to do for free since this thing cost 100 dollars together as it was a movie, and 20 episodes of television, so it was a LOT to do. Fun but a lot of work. A top 12 list of the best moments from across the works covered for this retrospective. From the movie to the series, these are the best of the best moments of the best boys around. So without further adeu join me under the cut as I throw one hell of an after party for one hell of a ride.
12. The Cold Blooded Penguin (The Three Caballeros (Movie) )
This one is low because it doesn’t exactly involve the boys at all as this was a short in their movie. But what can I say, I love penguins, especially Opus.
And the charming tale of a pengy named Pablo who has trouble with the cold and wants to head off for warmer climates just never ceases to entertain me. It’s adorable, pretty funny and just a nice little start to the film every time I watch it. Especially his friends with the sleepy, depressed eyebrows. Really relate to them, especially the tall one with a ponch, aka me as a penguin. Not much else to say hence why it’s so low, but I really enjoyed this short and can’t help but put Pablo on the list.. and wish he’d gotten a nod in Legend, but then again given we weren’t given a second season they were probably just saving him.
11. Charon’s Fabulous Cruise (Legend of the Three Caballeros) Another Cabs free entry but I Just love this concept: Charon, ferryman of the river sticks.. deciding since he’s not getting as many customers to turn it into a cruise ship complete with add. IT’s low both because it dosen’t involve the boys and it dosen’t take up much of it’s episode.. but damn if it ain’t funny. And Jim Cummings just brings his all to it.. granted HE always does, the man’s a legend for a reason, but dosne’t make his performance any less lovely. WIsh we got a second season just so we could see this guy again among other reasons.
10. You Don’t Get a Vacation You Take it (Legend of the Three Caballeros) Wayne Knight as Sheldgoose.. was easily one of the best parts of Legend of the Three Caballeros. While the show itself was fairly high quality it’s other main villain Feldrake eventually fell into just calling Sheldgoose a moron and hitting him as his only character. IN contrast while at first apperance Sheldgoose was just a rich asshole with hair that looks like a bad toupe but apparently is his actual hair and what he choose to go with and a hell of a moustache.. and while that’s all true, he’s also cunning and manipultive, often making Feldrake’s plans work simply by using clever manipulations. He’s funny, enaging and the sadest part of no second season is not getting more of this guy. Hopefully he’ll show up in another.. even the comics using him without Wayne Knight’s Dulect Tones would be nice. He’s a good villian and would fit just as well in the classic comics being either a snooty nuisance to donald in some way, or being a rival fro scrooge, also being rich but his family having earned it by stealing from others. But for now what we got ain’t bad and hte best example of just what sheldgoose is capable of is also his first bit of contirbuting more than as a set of hands for feldrake, phrasing. His vilian song. Yes Wayne Knight FINALLY gets a villian song. Your very welcome.
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The song is just fun, a Luau type song with a sinster undercurrent and wayne knight just having a hell of a time, alternating between speaking and singing> It’s low on this list because i’ts an OKAY song, i’ve seen better villian songs, I just really liked this one, and because it dosen’t exactly involved the boys, but I still hold to my convictions in putting this one on here.
9. Panchito Romero Miguel Junipero Francisco Quintero González (House of Mouse) Only House of Mouse entry, and suprisingly it’s not Donald squeaking “And i’m donald duck!” , which has been burned into my brain for a few decades. No it’s the groups OTHER song in there second apperance on the show Not So Goofy, sung by the incomprable Rob Pauslen. While I sitll think he was easily the worst Jose of the bunch, and that the roll never should’ve been given to a white man to begin with, credit where it’s do: he wasn’t a have bad panchito. He only voiced everyone’s faviorite rooster, suck it Foghorn Leghorn, once, for a song, likely to capatalize on the fact Paulsen was famed for Yakko’s World and other songs where he sang a lot at once, but boy did he make a meal of it. Observe.
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The song is lightly hampered by the fact it also uses his version of Jose which is probably the worst work i’ve heard from Rob. And given it’s the only roll i’ve heard of his that wasn’t very good and he’s still VERY CLEARLY trying his best, that says a lot to the guy’s quality. And im not saying all this to avoid backlash, I stand by what I say and how I say it.. i’m saying it because I truly love and respect the guy this just was not his best work. This song however is Rob on full blast, using his ablitlity to talk fast no matter the voice to give us one heck of a lively performance and name for Panchito, one that was reused for Ride of the Three Cabs though sadly minus the song, as I would’ve LOVED to hear Jamie Camill belt this one out. But the lively animation and liveleir performance earn this one a spot.
8. Baia, Donald (The Three Caballeros) For this one i’m squishing three different but related parts of the movie together: The “Have you been to Baia, Donald” song, the train trip there and the awesome musical number at the end. But all three flow together as one great sequence with the frist two serviing as a fun prelude for a fun sequence as Donald and Jose try to woo a lady named Yaya, played by Aurora Miranda, and get into a big and fun dance number that for the time is AMAZINGLY blended with the live action work. The song is an utter ear worm, the seqeunce is fun and it lacks some of the creepiness Donald’s later session of flirting had and the colors are vibrant as hell. Wonderful, beautiful stuff. It’s really hard to talk about as not a lot happens in it other than a fun bit of song and dance.. but sometimes tha’ts just waht you need: a bunch of actors, two of which were animated, moving and groving to a heckuva beat.
7. I Love You Guys (Legend of the Three Caballeros) This was just a very sweet moment but one I treasure. The Cabs beat a giant horrifying rage beast.. by genuinely apoologizing to donald, telling him they love him then having a group hug. After a full episode before this of them just kinda ignoring what he cared about, Xandra and the boys genuine apologies and Donald genuinely telling them “I love you guys” and realizing for the first time in his life he’s genuinely loved and appricated. It just feels so fucking nice. Shame they didn’t you know.. end the Daisy plot with him realizing he dind’t need or or that he wasn’t angsiting over a selfish goldigger in the first place but hey, you take what you can get sometimes and the getting is good here.
6. The Cabs Song .. in Comic Form! (The Three Caballeros Ride Again!)
Another fairly quick one to talk about but one’s that damn impressive. The Three Cabs ride again is a wonderful story that reunites our birds of a feather for an adventure in mexico.. and one of it’s two best moments, the other one way further up from Don Rosa’s classic, seriously check it out it’s good, is when the boys, to distract their enemy for the story, play their classic song. Musical numbers.. are hard to pull off in comics. As Linkara, comic critic and one of my inspirations check him out on youtube he’s really fantastic, has mentioned quite a bit not having the sound to go with it is an uphill battle. But i’m not as against this as he is.. as long as you can convey the ENERGY of said song and perofrmance in the page. As long as you got that, you can pull it off and boy oh boy oh boy did Rosa ever. While it’s only about a page and a half long it’s just a fun, wonderful litlte sequence, from the crowd that has no reaction til lthe end when our big bad clubs them with the guitar, to our heroes swipining tablecoths to seve as serape to Donald falling outside, it’s one of the highlights of an alreayd impressive story.
5. Jam Session (Ducktales, The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!)
Only one Ducktales moment but it’s a keeper to be sure and now I HAVE seen Legend... I can say as I did there Jamie Camil REALLY shoudlv’e been kept as Panchito but “The Town Where Everyone Was Nice”.. really was still ag reat version of the characters and still kept them true. It wasn’t AS good as the Legend versions.. but honestly that’s fine. Not every version HAS to be good as the others and they were still wella cted, wonderfully animated and the story was great. And the moment that shows it off best is the boys quite moment after lunch, where they remincse, have fun, think about old times.. then hear a radio and slowly but surely have a fun dance number together, playing like old times. It’s this moment that makes me REALLY question why people hated this so much, as this one tiny moment captures the cabs chemistry and comrander in just two short minutes, Donald getting angry, Jose defusing int with a dance then him joining in, the three just jamming iwth whatever’s on hand and jose magically playing the fluit with his umbrella. I’ts all just so charming I love it. The end version of the three cabs IS really awesome, it just didn’t make the cut. Still liked it though.. but this.. this is better. Sometimes less is more you know?
4. The Three Cablleros Song (The Three Caballeros (Movie) ) Look you knew this was coming, I knew this was coming, we all knew this was coming. But the song is no less awesome, with fluid animation, wonderful vocals and lyrics, and an unberably catchy tune. It’s iconic to the characters, having popped up in four different renditions during this retrsopective, all of them pretty damn good, but no one tops the original. Even the two more dated bits, some latin baby and Panchito having a gun solo, somehow don’t hamper what’s otherwise an iconic moment. It’s fun, it’s fancy free, and it establishes the boys dynamic perfectly, one that as we’ve seen would last a few lifetimes and probably will last forever.
3. We Say So! (The Three Caballeros Ride Again) While Ride again is a VERY good story, it’s best moment is ironiclaly it’s end despite leaving you wanting more and more. After a fun adventure and a laugh over it being for nothing really, our friends return to Jose’s job at a night club, which his manager, who understandably has issues with Jose choosing wooing ladies over actually doing his job sometimes, only gives him back because it’s a big night but needs a big act. The first touching moment here is the fact the boys pitch in without being asked because hteir friend needs them. But the real moment is what happens after: The Triplets return from the hotel, still bemoaning as they did ealrier in the story that Donald has no friends and assume when they see him on stage and see him crash off it that he incited a riot.. only for his friends to assure him he’s a very fine fellow and they say so.. and in an instnat the boys realize donald DOES have friends.. and the best friends a duck can ask for. And after a lifetime of being spat on and barely winning.. Donald gets an unquestioned victory, stnading proudly with his friends for a packed house who still want more while his nephews look on proudly. I say so.. and what I say is that this moment is one of Rosa’s finest and one of the most touching thigns the man’s ever written.
2. This is Just Where I Came In (The Legend of the Three Caballeros) The Legend of the Three Cabs was excellent and it ended on one hell of a high. After a heck of a fight via callbacks that barely didnt’ make the list, our heroes rush in to stop Feldrake. their sorcerer nemisis, from reviving.. only for it to be too late. He’s back in full and soon warps reality around him leaving the boys hometown of the New Quackmore insitute as a series of rubble, buildings and people clinging desperatly to both floating in a hell of a starry backdrop, the only chance to stop this from happenign to the world resting in our heroes. And it’s so we catch up with where the seires began: our three heros decked out in truly awesome armor, though why Panchtio’s is roman I have no idea, fighting a giant and mosnterious felldrake and while his deisgn in that form is eh, his threat is palpable and the fight is goregous and pitch perfect.. and only gets better when we catch up, as Xandra swoops in to save htem from the cliffhanger the series started with. It only isn’t up top because of tow reasons; I like the first moment better.. and the boys do fall in a magic pool of amulet juice and emerge with powers due to a character we just meet when they do so. It’s a bit of a cop out.. but even with it being a cop out and a dues ex machina of the HIGHEST order.. it dosen’t stop it form being awesome when our heroes emerge merged with thier amulets energies, in their signutre colors and whoop felldrakes ass with a revivied Xandra’s help and then nearly reseal feldrake before his being resealed, but in Sheldgoose, resotres everything and our heroes get a WELL earned bout of praise from the town and a fancy mansion and in donald’s case a new job. A specatuclar, tense and gorgeous finale to a wonderful series.
1. Ride Em, Vaquero! (The Magificent 7 (Minus 4) Caballeros) Look I know it sounds like a bit of a downgrade to go from a battle for the fate of the world to our heroes fighting a spoiled prince and a giant anaconda just to make it out alive.. but frankly this battle is more tense, has all boys showing off even better, and has a climax so awesome even saving the unvierse with suddenly gained magic powers can’t top it. For the setting our heroes end up trapped in a lost city with the bad guy of the comic, Don Rosa’s second to last and his second of only two cabs stories, prepared to get away. But then Donald snaps, spurred on bya ll the shit he had to put up with back home,and TACKLES the fucking guy in his boat getting into one hell of a scrap. And if that wasn’t enough, what brings this to true glory is a giant Anaconda who shoed up earlier, popping up.. leading to Donald fighting our big bad.. WHILE BEING TANGLED UP IN A FUCKING PYTHON.
What truly clinches this as the best of the best for me though is Jose and Panchito’s actions, with Jose fighting the guy off off donlad, and actually having his umbrella WORK this time, and while the bad guy gets the raft from our heroes.. he falls off a cliff. So how do our heroes escape.. simple .. PANCHITO LASSOS THE FLEEING SNAKE AND THEY RIDE IT OUT AS SEEN ABOVE THROUGH A POND FULL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES WHO ALL STARE IN AWE AT THE SIGHT OR FLEE. You.. you just can’t top that. The awesomness, the teamwork, the sheer balls on panchito..i t’s all just so beauitful and sums up what the boys are about: Deft teamwork, camradire.. and doing utterly insane shit as only best friends can.
So with that.. this ride has come to an end. As I said before and will say again, it’s been fun, easily the biggest project i’ve done so far, and easily one of my faviorites. I love these guys and geninely hope we see them again real soon. So before I go, i’d like to say some thank yous. I”d like to thank ALL of the talented people involved in the making of the original film, as there are way too many to mention as it was a package movie but without you lovely and mostly deceased people we’d never have these wonderful guys. I’d like to thank Don Rosa for bringing the boys back and better than ever and beautifully so AND returning to them again. I’d like to thank Henry Gilroy and Phil Walsh, who wrote the first and second house of mouse cabs episodes for bringing the boys back to the screen, as well as series creators Robert Gainway and Tony Craig and the MASSIVE pile of storyboarders for both episode. I’d like to thank the people behind mickey and the roadster racers, while your episodes were not very good I am glad the boys got more screentime, i’d like thank Frank Angrones and Matt Youngberg for their wonderful versions of the boys and total respect to their legacy, and i’d REALLY like to thank Matt Danner for giving us a wonderful series and finally giving the boys a starring roll again.
I’d also like to thank the MANY voice actors who voiced these wonderful characters, your beautiful all of you. To Donald’s voice actors for this retrospective i’d like to thank Clarence Nash, you absolute legend may you rest in peace, Tony Anselmo, may you keep on living please god we’ve lost a lot of good people lately don’t be one of them, and even Daniel Ross, who might not be the best Donald but he’s one of only five and you can’t take that way from him.
For Jose i’d like to thank Jose Olivara, without you I don’t think we would’ve even gotten to the Cablleros as a group, Rob Paulsen, you tried your best and your still a winner in my heart, Eric Bauza, you genuinely were the best, and Bernardo Del Paula, who gave Bauza a run for his money and I hope returns in the role in the future.
And finally for Panchito we have Joaquin Grey, again wouldn’t of had the rest without you man nice job, Carlos Alarzqaui, did the job and did it well, Rob Paulsen, gave us one hell of a song, Jamie Camill, the best around no one’s ever going to keep him down, Arturo Del Purto who while I prefer jamie.. still was excellent and I wouldn’t be mad if he returned again.
And last but not least I’d like to sincerly thank @weirdkev27. These reviews have GENUINELY helped me finacially since i’ts hard for me to find a job since I cannot drive and have a disablity, and thanks to htem i’ve been able to live comfortably and thanks to you in general i’ve been able to do what I love and get paid for it. You got me to do this wonderful restrospective, have been a genine support to the blog and a treasure to work with. Thanks man, your the best. So with that, it’s time to ride off into the sunset. If the cabs get another apperance outside of ducktales, I will pick this up again... and wether it’s in a year or ten you bet your bottom peso they’ll be back. Who says so? I says so.
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