#cant wait for this to age like wine.

[myscprin]

Tellin' ya @ctrvpani 's aged Jason is a PROUD hubby running a bookstore with Salim. Haven't caught up with the entire AU, but the fic is drivin' me mad to.

[chasingthe2000s]

It's still so good.. ♡♡

Art trade with @chasingthe2000s !! Its nice to post my art again,,

[upsidedownwithsteve]

Steve Harrington x fem!reader x Eddie Munson requested by anon 18+

There were so many perks to having two boys as roommates. As messy as they could be, as loud and semi-annoying, there were definitely more positives. 

Eddie was a great cook, always sending you to work with a tub of leftovers. Steve brought doughnuts home after his shift, warm and waiting for you on the breakfast bar. They were both tall enough to reach the top shelves, Eddie was handy with a wrench and Steve liked all the movies and tv shows you did. 

And then, there were nights like these. 

“Fuck, deeper, please—”

They would happen now and then, more often than before. When the sun sunk behind the apartment block across from the living room window. When it got dark enough to hide your feelings, tucking them into the shadows the glow of the tv screen made. 

“Right there— ohmygod,” a gasping breath interrupted, a cut off moan, a curse before a prayer. “Steve.”

It started with wine, lukewarm and cheap, after parties and you buried the memories under hangovers the next day, let the awkwardness die with a shared pizza delivery and your legs on the laps of boys, crushed between them on the sofa. And then? Well. It just… kept happening. 

Another whine, a soft laugh, the slick sounds of a tongue of skin, the buzz of something battery powered. “Please don’t stop, please don’t stop, Eddie.”

It was a sinful sight. Nothing short of salacious, really. The movie on the screen forgotten, a bowl of fallen popcorn on the floor, the air buttery and kernels trapped under pushed couch cushions. Your shorts somewhere you couldn’t see, bare legs spread wide, a dirty sight, your thighs shining wet in the blue-purple light of the television. 

One boy sat next to you, a pretty thing, pink cheeked and not as sweet as he looked. Steve had one big hand wrapped around your upper thigh, pulling a leg over his as he pressed himself against your side, nosing at your cheek as he spoke low and dirty in your ear. There was a vibrator in his hand, slender and cherry red, the soft silicone pushing through your folds to nudge at your entrance, a teasing thing that had kept you on edge for an age. 

It wasn’t as big as him, wasn’t as thick as him. And he knew that. Steve tutted, pressing a sweet kiss to the corner of your mouth and he grinned when he pushed the toy in, eyes lighting up at the way your jaw fell open. You whined, canted your hips forward and hoped the other boy would take pity. 

“Oh, sweetheart,” Eddie crooned, “she’s just cryin’ for it, huh?” 

Eddie leaned in again, resuming his position between your spread legs, kneeling on the floor with the called blankets and popcorn. He looked just as pretty as Steve, curls messy from your own hands, cheeks tinged red from the way Steve had been bossing him around. He hummed when he brought his hands up to press into the insides of your thighs, thumbs pulling at your folds so your cunt spread open for him. 

He groaned, watching the slow slide of the toy going in and out, in and out. Steve wasn’t giving you every part of it, a deliberate move that kept your eyes glassy and your lips pouting. 

The way they liked. 

“Steve bein’ mean, huh?”

You nodded, rocking your hips forward again but Steve just huffed out a laugh and only gave you the tip. You groaned, fisting Steve’s shirt to pull him closer and you hid your face in his neck, stubble on your cheeks, his cologne on your skin. 

The way you liked. 

“Nuhuh,” Eddie warned, swiping a thumb over your clit. You keened, gasping into the line of Steve’s jaw, eyes fluttering shut at the sensation of two pairs of hands on you, the vibrations filling your cunt. “Lemme see that pretty face and I’ll help you out, yeah?”

You emerged , cheeks hot and eyes heavy lidded but both boys cooed in praise, Steve squeezing at the dough of your thigh whilst Eddie pressed your clit a little firmer. “There she is,” Eddie grinned. He kissed your tummy, peppering his lips down until they brushed over coarse curls and pressed into your folds. You could feel his tongue touch the toy Steve was still pushing into you. “Such a good girl, isn’t she, Steve?”

Steve smiled, almost lazy and you’d think he wasn’t affected by any of it if it weren’t for the tent in his sweatpants, the hard length of his cock twitching every time you let out a noise. “The best girl,” Steve assured you. “Gonna make some pretty sounds for Eddie, honey?” Another kiss, this time behind your ear. “You know I like it when you get loud for us.”

Neither boy let you answer. Eddie dipped his head back down and dragged his tongue over your clit at the same time Steve pressed a button, the vibrations kicking up a notch. You cried out, too loud for the tiny apartment but Steve swore, hitching your leg higher over his lap until he could rock his lips against your thigh. He pushed the toy in, the silicone too small to reach the parts of you that he could, but you knew if you were good, you’d get to ride him into the couch after. 

“Oh, she’s so good,” Steve drawled, his tone soft enough to be a little mocking. It made your toes curl. “Feels nice, doesn’t it, honey? Eddie’s mouth on you, yeah? Is he doing that thing with his tongue?”

He was. Eddie was holding your other leg, your calf dangling limply over his shoulder as he kept his tongue flat, dragging it over your cunt slow and firm, again and again and again, sucking and kissing when he got to your clit, all while making the filthiest noises. You could hear his lips smack, could hear the slick, wet slide of his tongue through your folds, all while the buzz of the toy droned on. 

“Tell me,” Steve reminded you, pulling the toy out completely and leaving you empty. You whined, eyes clenching shut and you tried to grab Steve’s wrist but he tutted, moving out of reach. “C’mon, baby, tell me how good Eddie’s tongue is.”

“S’good,” you slurred and god you sounded drunk, you sounded wrecked. “S’really, really good Steve, oh shit—” Eddie took the opportunity to push his tongue inside you, groaning at the way the toy had you all stretched out, making you close to crying. 

Not to be outdone, Steve caught you in a kiss, demanding enough that your head tipped back into the sofa cushions and you moaned, mouth parting for him to do as he pleased. He kissed you hard, kissed you soft, kissed you mean until he was using his tongue over your bottom lip to soothe the sting of his teeth. All the while, Eddie was kitten licking at your clit, getting a little slower now that Steve was teasing too. 

The vibrations came back between your thighs, the toy still slick with your own wetness and Steve trailed it, buzzing, around your entrance, teasing at your hole. You whimpered, mumbling curses into Steve’s neck as you clung to him, thighs shaking in Eddie’s hold. 

Steve hummed and you could hear the smile on his lips. He nosed at your hairline, dotting kisses over your too hot skin. “I know, baby, I know,” he cooed. Eddie laughed between your legs, lips kissing at your clit, your folds. “Just need to come for us, yeah? Come on Eddie’s tongue and we’ll fill you up in every way you want, honey.”

[sxcretricciardo]

YOU

Y/N and Daniel have been dating for a while now and have been active quite a lot on social media.

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yourusername: texas type of couple 🤠

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username1: omg I CANT THE CUTEST COUPLE

landonorris: ew

↳ yourusername: respect your elders 🥸

↳ landonorris: you're only three years older than me

↳ yourusername: respect your elder danielricciardo

↳ danielricciardo: you guys are annoying

↳ yourusername: you age like fine wine my love 🍷

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danielricciardo: breaking the summer in Spain ☀️

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yourusername: I look like a fish 🐠

↳ maxverstappen1: you look like an old couple

↳ yourusername: you got jokes, I'm impressed 🫢

↳ landonorris: I'm impressed you didn't drown

↳ yourusername: you're so annoying, get a girlfriend

carlossainz55: it was great having you guys here ☺️

↳ yourusername: gracias amiguito 😎

↳ danielricciardo: you're taking the duolingo lessons way to serious 🐥

↳ yourusername: te amo

↳ danielricciardo: te amo you too

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yourusername: we’re cooking something special 👀

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charles_leclerc: what about me?

↳ yourusername: sorry perceval, I’ll have you on my next song 💕

username2: OMG I CAN’T WAIT

username3: DANIEL SINGING IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

carmenmmundt: so cute!! I love u guys <3

username4: I can't wait to hear this song!!!!

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yourusername: this one is my favorite one yet! Thank you for stepping outside your comfort zone danielricciardo. I know this isn't a F1 track, but you were a champion nonetheless! Stream "You" on all platforms and watch our music video on youtube :)

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danielricciardo: I think we did a great job sweets, thank you for this opportunity :)

charles_lecrelc: this is actually really good!

↳ yourusername: you sound surprised

maxverstappen1: I admit that me and Kelly have been listening to this nonstop :p

↳ yourusername: my biggest fans 💕

↳ maxverstappen1: get me some tickets when you go on tour

↳ yourusername: front row <3

landonorris: I want this to play on my wedding

↳ yourusername: first you would need someone to like you 💀

↳ landonorris: everyone loves me

↳ yourusername: heartbreaker 💔

username1: THIS IS SO GOOD OMG

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[judeswhore]

fluff alphabet; jude bellingham

summary: fluff alphabet

pairing: jude bellingham x fem!reader

notes: you can find my masterlist here. u ask, i deliver🤭u can find the smutty version of this here

A = Affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

so so so affectionate it’s sickening to other people but it’s ur favourite thing abt him. he loves hugs and kisses and holding hands and just touching u in general. will randomly come up to u in the house or while ur out w family/friends and wrap u up in the tightest bear hug for no reason other than he wants to love on u. you’ll be talking or just minding ur own business and suddenly he’s smothering ur face in kisses, gripping ur cheeks and just attacking u with his lips and his excuse will just be “cant help it, just so pretty baby”. and saying that he’s so affectionate w his words too. always telling u how gorgeous u are, how nice u look today in those clothes or just randomly compliments u when ur laying abt in the house bc he just needs u to know and never wants u to forget

B = Baby (do they want children?)

so so badly. he has baby fever more than u probably. he always sees his older teammates w their children and it sends him into a spiral bc even tho ur both pretty young he cant wait to start ur own family. he can never concentrate seeing u with children bc it’ll send his mind into overdrive and he’s always telling u how excited he is to finally have kids. probably has a lot planned out already such as how he’d wna decorate their rooms and his favourite names and the two of u probably talk abt it a lot. especially at night when it’s dark and it feels safe to whisper abt ur future together. just snuggling into him and whispering abt which names u like the most and whether they’ll be more like u or more like him and if u should paint their room blue or pink or yellow. i think his favourite thing to do wld be to plan a future that involves kids

C = Cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

he loves cuddles!!! more than anything bc he’s such a big softie and just likes holding u/likes to be held. loves a tight bear hug!! just wraps u up completely in his arms and squeezes, rocks u a little and it’s so comforting to both of u. loves to cuddle in bed too even when ur not sleeping. he’s watching tv and ur reading but he’s on top of u, head on ur stomach while he’s got his arms wrapped around u

D = Dates (do they prefer flashy or casual dates?)

bit of both and it depends on the mood. he adores showing u off and spoiling u rotten so he’ll book expensive restaurants and buy expensive wine and food bc u deserve the best of everything. but bc of his fame sometimes he wants u to himself where u can’t be interrupted or bombarded by fans. so he youse will have a casual cinema date tucked away in the back of the theatre and then eating fast food in ur car parked up in the car park. or just date night at home, just the two of u. cooking dinner or ordering take away, watching movies and smuggling, just super quiet and low key

E = Emotions (are they an emotional person? are they good at expressing themselves?)

we can all agree he’s pretty emotionally mature and he wld be in ur relationship. if something was upsetting him or he wasn’t happy w something he’d tell u bc he’s been taught that talking is always the best way to solve things. he is pretty emotional but he’s not one to hide it, he’ll tell u when he’s sad or when he’s happy and he worn try and hide any of his feelings from u bc he wants u both to be open abt that stuff and there for each other. sometimes he’ll turn to the silent treatment but it wldnt last very long mainly bc he cant cope not talking to u but also bc he realises that it’s stupid and he misses u. he can be very stubborn at times tho so even tho most of the times he’s great at communicating his emotions the odd time his age will really show and his stubborn side will come out. that’s usually what leads to the silent treatment but again it never lasts that long especially when he sees u looking all snug in his hoodie on the bed and he just need to cuddle u. he’d mutter a little apology w kisses and you’d talk it out

F = Feelings (who caught feelings first?)

HIM. he knew u was in deep the second he met u, stumbling over his words and getting all embarrassed, trying to be funny and failing bc he was so nervous. but after a few dates he’d know for certain how much he liked u. making him work for it a little bit and refusing to date him for a while and that just makes him fall for u more but from the get go he likes u so so bad. always flirting, always complimenting u, talking abt u none stop to his family and his friends. he’d talk abt u so much to his mam that she’d know u so well before the two of u even met. him being the one to catch feelings first he’d also be the one to initiate ur first kiss bc he just can’t wait any longer and then after he’d be a giddy little mess and wld have to kiss u again. and again. and again. until ur both giggling and u have to hold him at arms length

G = Gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

he’s a baby and a gentle soul in person no matter how angry he gets on the pitch. he’s always so soft and careful with u (unless u ask him not to be) bc he’s aware of how much bigger and stronger he is and he doesn’t wna hurt u. always holds u carefully and kisses u softly until ur demanding more and then ofc he’s complying but if it’s not one of those situations he’s always so gentle with u. he’s always reminding u he loves u too at any given moment, even if ur in the middle of an argument and he can’t leave without making sure he says it

H = Honesty (do they share everything with you?)

yes. ur the first to know anything abt anything bc ur the first person he thinks to call or text or go home to. no matter what it is he tells u, whether it be gossip from the team or his friends or news abt his career he tells u it all. even bad stuff, he shares all of it with u bc he knows you’ll sit and listen and will offer advice if he needs it

I = I love you (who said “i love you” first?)

so even tho he caught real feelings first u were the one to say “i love u” first. saying it after one of this big matches and ur just so so proud of him and the second he’s in front of u u dive at him, wrapping urself completely around him and going on abt how proud u are and then slipping in that little phrase and jude wld think he’d misheard at first. he’d pull away and set u back on ur feet and ask u to say it again and ur smiling so bright at him, taking his cheeks and kissing him so softly while repeating it and he’s just so overwhelmed bc maybe he’s been wanting to say it for a while but he’s been a little scared but now he’s not holding back. smothering ur face in kisses and in between them he’s saying he loves u. just so sweet and cute and neither of u are focused on people around u

J = Jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they're jealous?)

i feel like he’s very confident in ur relationship and how much u love him so he usually doesn’t get jealous bc he knows if anyone’s coming on to u ur not interested and wld brush them off immediately. but sometimes he can’t help himself, usually if it’s his friends or teammates that have a thing for u bc to him that’s crossing a line. he doesn’t really do anything too drastic, usually just a “subtle” reminder that ur his. will usually wrap an arm around ur shoulder or waist or pull u in for a quick kiss, just something to say “yeah she’s mine u can stop looking now”. it sometimes makes him a little pouty but ur always quick to kiss that away and send him a smile and a reminder that u love him

K = Kisses (where do they like to kiss their partner? where do they like to be kissed?)

loves loves loves giving forehead kisses!!! will just cup the back of ur neck and then dip his head to press his lips to ur forehead. sometimes he’ll linger for a little while and you’ll feel him smile and it’s honestly the cutest thing. does it all the time. to say hello, to say goodbye, to say he loves u, just bc, while he’s laughing over something you’ve said, to placate ur jealousy, as a way of making u feel better if u sad, literally will kiss ur forehead all the time and for so many reasons :(

he likes when u kiss his jaw bc it makes him all fuzzy inside and u often do it before kissing him properly so it’s like a build up. just slowly kissing his jaw until he’s all impatient and then finally slotting ur lips over his and he’ll give this quiet little hum of happiness every single time. also likes when u kiss his thighs, not even in a sexual way (although he does love that). just laying w ur head on his thigh while watching tv or scrolling on ur phone and then you’ll just turn ur head and pepper his thighs in kisses just showing them so much love and he always gets a stupid grin on his face bc he thinks it’s adorable

L = Little ones (how are they around children?)

oh he’s an absolute angel we all know this. is so happy to be around children no matter what, will talk to them, play w them, teach them little football tricks if they ask like he’s just the sweetest and u adore it. if u have little neices/nephews or siblings he’d love being around them, like wld wna babysit all the time and wld have the best time and they’d love him. the way he is w children always makes u broody and he always teases u abt it and jokes that all the babysitting now is to prepare u for future little bellingham’s

M = Morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

some mornings he has to leave before u and if that’s the case he’ll be so so quiet while getting ready and then wld leave with a little kiss on ur head and wld text u immediately after leaving the house to say he’s left and good morning and he loves u :( but if ur able to spend a morning together it’s usually relatively slow. neither of u are morning people so it’s usually quiet, sharing soft kisses and muttered “good mornings” while still tangled in the sheets bc u always take forever to finally get up. when u do u brush ur teeth and everything in silence, jude occasionally squeezing ur hip or nudging u softly in a little loving way. making breakfast together and he’s behind u, arms around ur waist to cuddle into u while u talk quietly abt what ur gna do that day. it generally is just slow and loving and quiet but that’s how u like it

N = Nights (how are nights spent with them?)

SNUGGLES!!!!! nighttime routine together first tho, whether that be showering together or wtv and then doing ur skincare (forcing him to do the same as u bc u wna keep his skin beautiful) before getting ready for bed. he always always puts ur pjs in the dryer while ur doing ur skincare bc he knows u like them to be warm. either snuggling on the sofa w blankets or in bed to catch up on a show ur watching together and he’s got u tucked up against his side, head on his chest and he’s stroking ur arm and ur head and soothing u to sleep. it’s always so slow and soft bc usually u don’t get a lot of time together during the day so nighttime is for the two of u just to relax and bask in each other’s company

O = Open (when would they start revealing things about themselves?)

i feel like it’d take a bit of time at first, not like loads but he’d definitely be a little hesitant at first revealing certain things bc he’s still so unsure if he can trust girls given his fame :( but from the very start you’d make it clear u aren’t interested in any of that and it wldnt take him long to realise and he’d trust u a lot more than he does a lot of people even early on. he’d like u so much from the very first meeting so as soon as he’d figured out he could really trust u he’d have no problems spilling things abt himself, even the most embarrassing of his secrets

P = Parents (do their parents like you?)

oh god yes. like more than they like him and jobe. u and his mam are practically best friends and u always do things w her without jude. always shopping and going out for meals or going to spas and she’s always calling and texting to see if ur okay and jude’s always like??? “hello i’m here too” and she’d just brush him off bc ofc he is but she needs to know how ur feeling today. being just as close to his dad and u and him always bullying jude bc he’s always showing u old baby pics that u can use against ur boyfriend

Q = Quizzes (how much would they remember about their partner?)

every. single. thing. from the very first time u spoke to each other bc he’s been down bad ever since. like remembers things u told him on ur first date and ur like??? how is that even possible. always remembers if u say u like something, even in passing, and then wld get that thing for u and wld act so casual abt it but it means the absolute world to u. being at dinner w friends and they’re offering drinks/food and before u even know what’s going on he’s all “no she doesn’t like that, she’ll have ___ tho” and it’s the exact thing u wld’ve chosen and it makes u all giddy inside how well he knows u

R = Remember (what is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

the first time u went to one of his matches. he remembers being so nervous at first to have u there, tucked in w his family, bc he wanted to impress u and wanted u to see how good he was (as if u didn’t already know🙄). but the second he spotted u he was so giddy, grinning so bright and just wanting to kiss u silly bc u looked so pretty in his shirt. you’d told him that morning that u knew he was gna score bc u could feel it, joking u were a good luck charm and he did score dedicating the goal to u and feeling so happy abt how shy u looked when he pointed ur way. after the match he’d gone and pulled u into a hug and kissed u like he’d been wanting to all match and he’ll never forget ur smile and all the praise u threw his way. u did that after every match following, no matter the outcome, always telling him how proud u are but nothing wld beat that first time

S = Sad (how do they like to be comforted?)

loves back and head scratches :)) if he’s feeling down he doesn’t even really need to tell u bc u can just tell, letting him know he can talk when he’s ready while coaxing him into bed or onto the sofa. he likes when u let him lay on top of u, face tucked away in ur neck ur while u gently graze ur nails over his back and shoulders or over his head :( like i said early he’s good at talking abt his feelings so after a while he’ll eventually tell u what’s wrong bc he knows how good u are at giving him advice or just cheering him up a little bit he won’t move from that position even while ur talking so you’ll spend a good chunk of time just slowly rubbing over his skin until he’s ready to move

T = Try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

he deserves a medal for how much effort he puts into the relationship. even tho he’s a busy boy he still makes sure he’s treating u right. dates are always planned to perfection no matter what they are. he always goes all out on anniversaries and bdays, books time away to ur favourite places as a surprise and buys u the sweetest gifts, often new pieces of jewellery bc he just likes spoiling u. even just day to day he’s so attentive and sweet. leaves little notes on the mirror or fridge if he leaves for training before ur awake, gets ur coffee and breakfast ready so u don’t have to rush when u do wake up. will sometimes bring home ur favourite snacks or something if he’s passed a shop bc he knows the thought alone will make u smile

U = Ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

he’s a boy and is sooooo messy and doesn’t clean up after himself. definitely leads to arguments when he leaves dishes out or leaves his clothes all over the floor. but then he’ll just flash u that charming smile and give u a kiss and a sickly sweet apology

V = Value (how valuable is your relationship to them? is it a top priority?)

absolutely it’s a top priority. he knows he’s busy and his career means ur apart a lot and he knows that can be difficult but he never lets u think he’s putting that before u. he puts so much effort into making sure u know he loves and appreciates u even if u haven’t seen each other in a while and he’s always inviting u to events and matches so he can keep up w his career and while not neglecting u or ur relationship. if you’ve been apart for a while bc of matches he’ll make sure that as soon as he’s free again u have all his time even if that’s just spending the day at home together

W = Wedding (do they see themselves marrying you?)

yes 100%. he thinks abt it all the time. probably more than u (he’s a massive romantic okay idc). he’s definitely talked to urs and his parents abt it, urs more so in passing as tho looking for approval (which he was given immediately) but w his mam especially he’s talked abt it a lot. he’s looked at rings online a couple of times trying to find which ones he thinks u wld like the most and you’d already told him ur dream destination and he’s looked into it. he’s more than ready for when the time actually comes and ur both ready for the next step. BUT i feel like he’d wna have kids first bc he wants to see them as little flower girls/page boys like nothing wld make him happier than marrying u and having ur children there to see

X = Xylophone (what’s your song?)

mardy bum by arctic monkeys. jude’s always teasing u abt how moody u are sometimes (especially on ur period) and whenever u get in a real mood w him he’d gotten into the habit of playing that song or singing it to u and most of the time it’ll make u laugh, usually bc his singing is so awful. he likes singing it really loud with u in the kitchen even when ur not in a mood, spinning u and dipping u until ur both giggling and almost falling over. mardy bum is also one of his nicknames for u bc of ur love for the song

Y = Yearning (how do they act when they miss you?)

calls and texts u constantly. i’m talking bombards ur phone until u answer and it’ll be w the most pointless messages but u adore it bc u love knowing he’s thinking abt u. he’ll send u updates on what he’s doing, what he’s eaten, pics of things that remind him of u, memes, tiktoks, random “i love u. i miss u” texts. also always asks if u can fall asleep on facetime together sometimes bc he doesn’t wna stop talking to u :( like he really is a big softie. definitely sends u lots of flowers when ur apart w cute little notes attached like “these r pretty and they reminded me of u” he turns into the biggest mush when he misses u

Z = ZZZ (how do they like to sleep)

loves spooning!!!! either big or little he doesn’t care. prefers little spoon after a bad match/bad day bc he likes u to hold him and he always feels safe and loved like that :( but also loves to be big spoon so he can just wrap himself around u and hold u tight, always gives u little shoulder kisses like this while he tells u goodnight. moves abt a lot in his sleep tho so youse never wake up like that the next morning. but he also likes falling asleep w his head on ur chest!! locks his leg around urs and snuggles against ur boobs and asks u to stroke his back or scratch his head and he’ll fall asleep almost immediately bc ur so comforting and cosy to him

[sugar-omi]

All I’m thinking about lately is teasing cove about his parents being hot damn near the whole friendship and he just shoots back with “well you could have the best of both of them by dating me” (he’d burst into flames after cause he’s so embarrassed but so would I)

NO BC THATS WHAT I THINK ABOUT TOO.

but more along the lines of talking about how hot cove's parents are, and he's so embarrassed (especially if you're around others) n just going "since you're their son, I bet you'll be really hot at their age too..." OR. AS I LIKE TO THINK ABT A LOT BC HE'D BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU SAID IT

telling cove he'd "make a really hot dilf.." or "I cant wait to make you a dilf too" ARGHH HE'D FALL OVER N DIE

but omg your thought makes me so weak... it's so good n he'd so say that because he would not be able to take it after all that time plus his big fat crush on you.

instead of bemoaning that you can't have a chance at his dad and/or mom, why don't you go out with him, a perfect combination and-then-some of their sexy selves, and you two can grow old together n you can get a lifetime visual (and physical👀) feast as cove ages like fine wine~~

[probablydinosaurs]

five joking about his life or throwing it in their faces makes the siblings uneasy. they cant FATHOM it and it hurts. tbh i feel once they aren't all in such danger and ignoring his warnings and ring leader like behavior , they would slowly start spoiling him a bit. he wouldn't notice at all at first but over time, he gets a deep sense that everyone pities him but he cant place it. he'd start denying any hand outs or good will bc he doesn't want to be seen as a headcase that needs coddling. and i think different siblings are in different camps if u put "baby" and "old man" on a sliding scale. none of these are like extreme stances, more just the vibes they feel from five.

Luther: old man 80% bc hes the only one that see's five's "older" self and can 100% say. same guy no changes. mentally unsound…. but like five stated in that whole fiasco, Luther has daddy issues and cant like. see that old man in such a young man. Luther has 1 half a brain cell. his need to nod and agree to every old man he listens to illnesses wont allow it. so he weirdly flip flops. he also develops the habit of trying to pick five up to calm him down, witch ends very poorly each time.

Diego: protective brother energy. cant fathom his brother got THAT much trauma in him. and is older then him. 13 years of being all the same age. 13 years of sharing the same birthday. and now well everyone ages up together, five is in his own corner being like 67 well the rest are like mm idk math 40 something. Diego just cant…think that far. denial. every time he thinks he's used to this old man or starts seeing him as the same age as everyone, five info dumps about the inner workings of a specific gun or the how good the wine in the celler will be 37 years exactly from now and to wait…Diego just mentally reboots.

Allison: baby camp. didn't take him very seriously back in the day either bc his ego is the size of a watermelon. and oh look the lil guy thinks bc he has more life behind him then us, he thinks he's the smartest one here. yeah right. she makes him his coffee when he wakes up or folds his Landry bc she needs to do hers and he forgot to take his out. five just thinks shes being passive aggressive but its more "if i don't then he might hurt himself or mumbling to himself about how forgetful he has become and i do NOT want to here that right how. il just do it. " tough love babying. five sometimes lets her brush his hair when he's in a bad state of mind.

klaus: depends on the day. he is the one who tease him about his height the most. i think Klaus tries to pinch his cheeks at least once a day and nearly got a blade through his hand at attempt # 23. but he also is second one that weirdly respects him the most. complementing how happy he looks DUE to his retirement and not just in general. likes buying him the stuffiest old man clothes ever from off the road and down an alley thrift shops, thinking everyone would find them silly but five like. genuinely adores them and borderlines on feeling the want to hug him but neh. too stubborn. almost though. witch is rare. five will never admit that he thinks Klaus has a good fashion sense.

ben: the brother that ruffles his hair the most. the two that severed the family. they have a unspoken energy about them. you don't mention my death, i wont bring up your past deal. Ben doesn't really care anyway. on the "i got my brother back, that's all that matters." camp with viktor. fuels five's need to bicker on topics. their hard ass but still playful energy balances each other out. is the one that tells klaus that the clothes he picks out for five is too much and he will hate them but gets surprised every time five likes them. riiight right. he wouldn't have the tastes as the 13 year old i remember him as. he downs scotch like a mad lad. gotta remember that.

viktor: leader of the "he could have come back to us as an acorn like dad warned and id still keep him in my pocket." camp. just happy to have his favorite sibling back. though they admit five also being the most open with him makes him uneasy. he wants to listen about the past 45 years but it can be very existential for viktor. five understands and lets him breath if its too much. (stealing this from this post) i feel like five owns and somehow still has on him a very worn and well loved copy of viktor's book. with notes and highlights scribbled in them. the cover fell off and five sewn it back on then poorly laminated it with the commission's laminating machine . viktor would cry if he saw it. full blown meltdown together.

[lina-fresa]

Unveiled

Din djarin x reader

reader insert wearing face covering, lots of plot, cant guarantee any smut will come. just heaps of soft!din, multichapter.

ao3 link : https://archiveofourown.org/works/58190956

prompt : "You are safe," he said firmly. "You have my name and my family, my clan, and if necessary, the protection of my body as well. The man willna lay hands on ye again, while I live. "

CHAPTER ONE

As the daughter of an affluent man, you were accustomed to being a doll on a shelf. Knowing that every breath you take, every step and everything that you are is being watched. Weighed. Graded. Nothing was your own. Not the clothes upon your body or the hair on your head.

You glanced around you, watching as people bustled about preparing dresses, shoes, undergarments, and jewelry. What a lively room. You're the center of attention, so privileged and pampered. And yet... you are spared little acknowledgment.

“Do show a little more life upon your face, dear.” Verrok, your father, sighed from across the room. His wine glass sloshing dangerously, as it likely was not the first. “You look as though you’re being sent to slaughter."

"Arent I though?" you wondered to yourself

A dry chuckle escaped him as he moved to stand in front of you. Your eyes tracking his every move as he reached a hand out to caress your shoulder. "Such beautiful skin..." he muttered to himself before he once again was swept away by his own voice. Standing still, naked and waiting for the women around you to come with the dress chosen for this evening, you glanced briefly at him as he shouted orders to the staff around him. The women fluttered about, beginning to dress you efficiently in a dusty pink floor length dress with a sheer scarf wraping elegantly around your throat. Like a collar for a slave. A mirthless laugh escaped you unconsciously as your servants laid it expertly.

To be adorned with something of this caliber meant only that vistors would be coming and momentarily you allowed yourself to hope that you would be allowed to eat in the dining hall. Only briefly though, before steeling yourself as your veil was lowered over your head and draped across your face. Simply a piece of light fabric that slipped over your head and wrapped around you delicately leaving only your eyes to be seen.

You couldn’t help but worry your lip between your teeth as a rolling anxiousness settled itself deep in your being. Your father pacing back and forth in his equally ceremonious clothing, the wine glass that had been refilled too many times to count. The maids standing stock still, seeming to hold their breath as they waited to be dismissed. It was all very unsettling.

However, setting your shoulders back and thanking your ladies swiftly, you moved to follow your father - who has again taken to chattering incessantly - out the doors.

The sunset cast an orange glow into the large room, table decked in meats, fruit and vegetables of all kinds. A low growl rolled through your stomach as you thought of possibly eating the food.

There were a dozen people already milling about, idly chatting as they waited. Gazing, admiring the drapes and exquisite details of the paintings, to be sure. Though as per custom your eyes remained trained on the floor, despite how desperately you wanted to see the faces of the beings you heard.

Clearing his throat theatrically, "How wonderful it is for you all to be here!" Virrok loudly adressed the room, widely turning you in all directions to be shown. Your father held onto your arm as he led you on a promenade of the room.

The royals and the rich gathered around tables spoke of your age, weight, countless abilities and talents as if you weren't there. "She does sew exceptionally well..." you were catching snippets of conversation, lost in the whirlwind of turns and introductions. "She is more of a figure to look at, young sir. Not one for conversation, i'm afraid." An incredulous laugh sprouted from the king.

How docile you are, calm and compliant. Your fathers words spoke promises of your obedience. Your teeth gritted at the situation you find yourself in. All too familiar to you, but not any less infuriating.

To be presented at auction, thrust into a room of what was most likely sleazy strangers and fear mongering men who wanted nothing more than a concubine of you. Inside, you were dully angered. But really, how could you expect anything more?

On the outside you remained the picture of ease. A calmness instilled in you that served as an anchor to yourself, refusing to allow this to crack your hard earned shell.

Coming to a halt before someone, you heard the high pitch of your father voice raise. "Mandalorian! How surprising to see you!" With wide arms the stout man leaned in for an embrace.

Unsure what stopped him from finishing the gesture though, he continued, "Ah well, you never have been the sentimental type, have you?"

A brief silence took over, dry and awkward before Virrok cleared his throat and shuffled his feet, "My little dove here is quite the catch. I should think she would perfect for you." His hand guiding you roughly closer by the elbow. "Something soft and sweet to take your troubles to at the days end, no?" The sickly sweet sound of a salesman buttering up a client for a sale sickened you.

The Mandalorian, as your father called him, let out an almost imperceptible sigh, "What of her rumored attachment?"

Your fathers voice went tight, but the smile never faltering. "The girl has remained untouched, I assure you, kind sir." He never did like to be questioned. Truthfully, the "engagement" was simply the highest bid on your head, from a man you loathed. The Prince was arrogant and unashamed in his lust for you. During your reauired meetings, he alluded frequently to the ways he would keep you submissive.

Shifting your eyes, you could only see the boots, black and sturdy, change his stance nearly imperceptibly. Not what you expected from this crowd of what you assumed is mainly business men and heirs to other thrones. Perhaps he is a knight of some kind? Do they exist anymore? Men with morals and integrity. You doubted it, having long since stopped believing in fairytales.

"Darling, do look up now, there is someone I shall like you to meet." Fingers dig into the skin under your chin and lifted your eyes to meet theirs.

At least, what would have been eyes. Instead you gazed into the black visor of a silver helmet and a shiver travelled down your spine. Ever so slightly his helmet angled to the right, "How much to ensure she is mine." The man spoke in a steely voice, seeming to command even your father into a stiled answer.

"Ah Mandalorian, the girl has yet to entertain other offers tonight — " Your head once again met your chest as you lowered it, unwilling to witness the negotiations of your life. "I'll double any offer in this room." The statuesque man seemed to growl the words more than speak them.

He was sure of himself and you were nervous whether that was to be a good sign or a bad one.

Then as a small paper was traded between the two, an empty grin plastered itself over your fathers face. "Very well," he gestured forward towards the door leading out. "Shall we begin?"

The three of you started forward and you breathed deeply as the heavy thud of the Mandalorians boots echoed down the stone halls like the drum to a death march.

[auxcordlawd]

Part Two: Wandering Thoughts of a Ravenclaw

Summary: Detention with Snape continues as student looks at him in a different manner

Warnings: Age gap, all parties are 18+, mention of heavy petting, flirting

You sit in your final class of the day, Defense Against the Dark Arts, with a knot in your stomach. The last time you saw your Dark Arts professor, he was catching you with a hand up your skirt and shirt. You could barely sleep due to the embarrassment. The lesson was coming to an end, something about dark artifacts. It was Friday, and most students were headed to Hogsmede after their last lesson. Only one week was left in the term with many students facing their end-of-term finals the next week.

“Miss (y/l/n), due to the excursion you will be starting detention earlier today, I will have dinner delivered to your common room when we are finished.” Snape said looking over my desk. You wanted to protest, thinking you’d be able to go to Hogsmede before detention, but you know my effort will be fruitless.

As the class ended you watched students flee out of the classroom to prepare for their excursion. Professor Snape stayed behind clearing his things as you sat there watching him, wondering if you should wait for him, or continue on to his office to wait.

He sensed your reluctance. “Grab my office keys out of my cloak pocket, I highly doubt you can open my office doors with an unlocking spell.”

You realized he was wearing the cloak he spoke of. Not wanting to show any signs of hesitation you hurriedly shoved my hand into the pocket, accidentally grabbing his inner thigh instead of the keys. You blushed as you pulled you hand back, almost sure you grabbed something else. He quickly put his heavy load books and paperwork down and ripped his keys from his pocket. It seemed he muttered “incompetent girl” when he thrust the keys in your hand, but it may have been your insecurity.

You turned the key to his office and hold the door for him, in a way that that makes him seemingly more annoyed. You've been into his office before, but have never fully taken it in. There were books everywhere, no sign of organization. Potion bottles shoved in between what look like dark artifacts, and a pensive sitting on the top shelf. His office smelled of old books, earthy musk due to all the potions, and a hint of wine. It was surprisingly intoxicating.

Nervous, you sit down and smooth your skirt as he sits down in his leather chair. He looks so comfortable, so at ease, slouched down in his seat, legs spread. You cant help but look at him in a different way. Being honest with yourself, he looks downright hot. You attempt to shake the thought from your mind as he speaks.

“I need these papers to be graded to my expectation. After several years under me you should have an idea of what I require. I want you to sit across from me and grade while I watch, closely.”

You start grading papers, admittedly less harsh than he would grade. A few times he looks at you disapproving of how you have graded, but lets it pass. As you assign a paper an A for acceptable Professor Snape grabs your hand mid-A.

“That is indefinitely a T, if you will grade this way I should revoke your application immediately.”

You say nothing as he holds onto your wrist. Looking into his dark eyes, you feel a jolt. His touch feels electric.

It seems Professor Snape feels your eyes as well, and lets go of your wrist.

“That is all for tonight Miss (y/l/n).”

The following Monday you find yourself in front of Professor Snape’s office. For some reason today you chose your tighter uniform shirt and push-up bra. Your uniform skirt is one from two years ago, rising three inches higher than your normal skirt. Seconds before you knock the door magically opens. Professor Snape is leaning on his desk, his strong chest poking out from his shirt, his chest hair peaking through the first button unbuttoned. He notices you staring and smirks.

“Miss (y/l/n), I have a few things for you to do in my office, starting with grading the remaining papers from last week, then organizing my potions.”

“Of course, Sir.” You say while taking the to-do list from his hands.

You sit down in the chair across from him, and resume where you left off. This time you attempt to grade with a bit more brutality. He looks at you showing no emotion, but at least its not his usual grimace. You take that as a good sign and continue. You eventually complete the grading, he flips through the papers and sets them down, giving no critique.

“The potions must be ordered in alphabetical order. If you notice any are low notate that so tomorrow we can begin to replenish them.” You oddly feel excited at him making plans for you both, then embarrassed knowing its only due to having detention for the circumstance.

You stand on the stool to start organizing the highest potions in his cabinet, bending over a bit, not knowing why you want him to look. You feel slightly guilty while thinking of Miles, but the ache your my lower stomach dismisses of it.

You sense Professor Snape’s eyes on you. You bend over more, unnecessarily, deciding to put on a show. You feel a pang of excitement as you feel his eyes on you. You continue your job, doing due diligence knowing Professor Snape would settle for no less. After you complete you turn to see Snape glancing at you, and you feel wetness form in your thin panties.

He straightens up in his desk, looking slightly embarrassed. “The list Miss (y/l/n)?”

“Oh yes, here. There are quite a few. The Exstimulo Potion and Veritaserum are empty.”

“We will work on those first. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Its a shame Miles is caught in detention.” Snape said smugly.

“Goodnight, Professor.” You respond with a smile, not allowing him to get to you. As you walk to the Great Hall for dinner you realize you’d rather be spending evenings with Snape instead of Miles.

[kooksbunnnn]

I received this ask and accidentally posted this without even finishing the request. I had to delete the post I made, so I hope the person who asked for this request reads this and likes it. 🫶

masterlist

•••

Jin loved his members so much. Especially Jungkook, he was like a kid to him and a little brother to you. But never did he expect that he would want to kick him out someday, that too, for giving him blue balls.

Yep. The kid currently chewing the food, you, his girlfriend made for a date HE was supposed to be on with you, alone, intimately, with you on his lap, making out or maybe even more than that. BUT!

Somehow, today was not Jin’s day. He had you so close, against the kitchen counter, you smiled at him, suggesting things he totally understood. Wine visible in your eyes and on your cheeks. He wanted to kiss you everywhere, but what is he doing right now?

“Noona, did you really make this sauce with peanut butter?”

Yea, he was watching Jungkook lick the spoon that rested inside the sauce.

“Mhm.” You nod happily seeing him eat. You loved to feed people with the food you cooked. It was kind of your love language. You made chicken satay for the dinner, which Jin had been craving ever since you made it two weeks ago.

Cheeks still flushed, you watch the younger guy eat the saucy dish with full cheeks. Earlier, Jin wanted to tell him that you guys were somewhat busy, but you being you, the pretty, loving and so loveable you, wanted to feed the guy who came directly from the airport since he was hungry and wasn’t in the mood to make something.

Why the fuck didn’t he order take away?

“The chicken is also so good and soft. Can I take some home?” Jin’s eyes sparkle at the sentence the maknae lets out.

“Yes sure! Get up, I’ll pack some.” Jungkook lifts his head with wide, confused eyes to watch his hyung get up immediately, almost knocking the chair over. Holding Jin’s hand, you stop him with a pout on your lips, big eyes requesting him not to be rude. His shoulders sag as he rolls his eyes, sitting back in his chair.

“I’ll pack you some later, Kook. You tell me more about your vacation, we’ll have dinner with you while we talk, right, baby?” You look at your boyfriend, squeezing his hand softly. Requesting.

Jins nods, he cant refuse anything you ask. Although he wants to smack his clueless brother.

After almost 20 minutes later, Jungkook decided to leave with some chicken and sauce packed in a small bento. The only silver lining in the cloud visible to Jin was how you all had finished dinner, and after Jungkook leaves, you both could finally-

“hey hyung, Yoongi hyung just messaged to ask if you wanna have drinks at his place? Taehyung hyung and Namjoon hyung are also gonna be there, others are slightly busy.” He says, looking at you, and you nod gently listening to him.

“I dont think I could-“ Jin mumbles, hesitantly rubbing the back of his neck.

“You should go, baby. I mean, you guys need some rest and time out of the company.” You tell your boyfriend, and he turns his head at you in confusion at which you nod with a smile. “you go wait for him downstairs, kook.” Hearing this, Jungkook looks at his hyung, moving his brows up and down in question.

Letting out a sigh, Jin mumbles. “Yea I’ll be there, you go.”

“Okay, but bring the makgeolli you made. It's so good.” Jungkook says as he slips his shoes on leaning in for a side hug with you. “See you later, Noona, come hyung.” He nods his head in the door’s direction, stepping out.

“I definitely would’ve if I continued the date.” He mumbles with narrowed eyes, and you chuckle. Squishing his cheeks as he picks his jacket from the coat hanger by the door, you kiss him on the cheeks. “I hope you know why I want you to go, right?”

He nods and pecks your lips, “so that I can chill with the boys.” He says eyes on the fabric, still nodding but with poutier lips, hands fiddling with the jacket's zipper “Mhm. You haven’t done that in ages, baby.” He nods again, and you smile, kissing his lips.

“Also, you should know that when you come back home you can...” You lean in whispering the dirty details. He groans in your ear, and you chuckle at how his hands tighten around your hips, “you want me to leave after saying that?!” he whines as you pull back, chuckling. “I can't wait for you to come back home, baby.” You whisper in his ear as he hums smiling.

He gives a smack on your hip, and you yelp, laughing.

“Me too, baby.” he says with a smirk on his lips.

[peachesofteal]

RAAAAAAAAH CHAPTER 13 BRO!!!!!

as always, i read it like a rabid animal, and then reread the prev 4 chapters and then reread this again HAHA

your work ages like fine wine, and i read and treasure every word of it, especially on rereads when i can make myself slow down to really take it all in <3

"He takes it all away. Every time." made me WEEP!!!!! its what she DESERVES!!!! the dependability and the escape into him and simon (simon takes charge obvs, but johnny is just as much an outlet. sweet sweet boy)

i think he also realizes that she's seeing it as escapism and starts to fall away a bit, bc of how he stops her and asks to check in. it makes me curious abt his and simon's early relationship, if he's recognizing the same pattern of behavior and comparing them.

going on with that, when she was showing them her scars, AUUUUUUGH. that hit so hard man. the “No but… they’re hideous.”

“No.” Simon croaks, voice thick. “There isn’t a single part of you that isn’t perfect.”

SIMOOOOOOOON he sees so much of himself in her. its gotta be heartbreaking, knowing she's where he used to be. he gets it fr. i cant imagine two people more suited for her, someone who's been where she is and got out, and the person who's helped get that someone out of that pit. fuck dude. you're so good at this HAHAHA

im not gonna say nothin abt the good girl stuff…. but heehee!

also also "I'm not a little human nurse" made me laugh so hard LMAO pure arizona from grey's. ive been watching it lately (started right before you started posting simple math actually) reading the hospital bits of SM, you do a really good job of capturing the same energy and stakes and work dynamics that you get watching grey's. im honestly still waiting for the other shoe to drop on the stupid attending marshall, there's always something that a shitty attending can mess up down the road lmao

the ending on this chap killed me though. they knew she was flighty, and that she's smart and capable, but its gotta be so hard to get the relief of her coming back after the day out without answering the phone, only to find the papers the next morning. in bunny's defense though, she mentioned in chapters before moving in (i think before graves hurt her?) with them that she had to start looking at outs, and these papers aren't a 2-day turnaround; she probably bought them weeks ago and only now picked them up. i could be wrong though! i think its unfortunate timing, but she also probably just wants the relief knowing that she's got the backup plan accessible. as much as she loves the boys and penny, she's still not used to having the dependability. the safety scares her, or at least gives her the idea of a false sense of security, since she's been on edge for so so long.

i give her big smooch. poor bun. poor boys, and poor penny. manifesting the worst for graves, truly, rot in hell you idiot american

i hope you're feeling better, its lovely to read your works but even better when you're doing well yourself ❤️❤️❤️

I loved reading this! I adore you.

I love how you noticed that Johnny does stop to check in. He has a very firm grip on her mental and emotional state, (it’s not his first rodeo) and he knows just how to bring her back.

The two of them + Bunny is really a dream come true even if she doesn’t realize it yet (they do) and it will take a lot of time and work on everyone’s part.

I think your notes in your last paragraph are pretty spot on, too. Bunny will talk about it more in the next two chapters but- getting a new identity is not a two day turnaround.

Also yeah, I was channeling Arizona with that line 💀 I was hoping someone would catch it!

10/10 I love your breakdowns, no notes, perfection, they always make me smile.

[madebyrolo]

Chapter 8

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They boys head to their makeshift field and decided on the teams while the girls sit in their little area they made.

“Alright Me and Sam are captains. I get first pick” Embry said. He played on his schools team so he takes these games seriously. The teams are Emry, Jake, Quill ,Tyler and Sam, Paul, Seth,Jared

“Doesn’t it seem unfair. I mean Paul and Sam they are obviously bigger than the rest of them” y/n said concerned

“Yea but Embry knows the game well and him and Quil are an unbeatable duo.” Emily said

“Wait who’s gonna be the ref?” Seth asked

“Oo my sister can do it, She used to play when she was younger she knows the game right y/n!” Tyler said with pleading eyes. This is the only time she’s seen him this sweet.

“Fine I guess.” She gets up and heads to the boys.

“Y/n no cheating family doesn’t mean anything on the field.” Paul said looking at her with a smirk

“Yea but I don’t know i heard some things about Embry and Quil, I don’t think Tyler would be a problem.” Y/n snarked backed

The game starts and so far they’re playing fair. Couple minutes past and Emily was right about Embry and Quil they are kicking their asses. It’s 2-1 right now and they haven’t even hit halftime yet.

“Guys I’m not gonna lie, as grown men this is pretty embarrassing.” Emily commented

“I second that” Bella agreed

“They’re younger they have more energy and better stamina” Jared said

“No you guys suck.” said y/n

Finally after what felt like forever it’s halftime.

“That was literally the most sad first half I’ve seen.” Y/n said.

“Come on we didn’t know Seth would’ve been a terrible goalie.” Jared said

“He looked at y/n once and caused us a point.” Sam said

“He was practically gawking at you” Paul said with disgust

“I can’t help it look at her skin it’s sun kissed!”

“Stop looking at her toes!”

“But they’re pink and glittery….” Seth wined

“Alright guys it’s 3-1 let’s just call it quits” Jared said

“Yea I don’t wanna cry for Paul when you guys lose” y/n said

“Aww you’ll cry for me. That’s so sweet I’m touched!” Paul replied with a sarcastic smile

“Alright so you guys forfeit ?” Jacob asked mischievous smile

“Never” Paul replied with a smirk

“Come on Paul I wanna swim before the sun goes down!” Y/n said falling into him. Paul looked at her in her pleading soft eyes and before he could think he said

“We forfeit.”

“NOO PAUL WHY” Jared yelled at him falling on the sand. Paul instantly remembered why they didn’t forfeit.

“Cant blame him” Sam said going up to Emily with a kiss

“Oh my god why so dramatic about it, it’s just a game!” Bella commented

“We a team forfeits they have to take out shifts for the rest of the week.” Jacob said proudly

“What do mean shifts?” Bella asked. They all looked at Sam trying to figure out what they could telll the 2 girls who couldn’t know about the shifting.

“Um well you know It’s who has to clean up after every feast Emily cooks for us!” Sam said trying to convince them

“It’s literally just cleaning up how lazy can you guys be” y/n said

“Yea but they aren’t crazy like animals they eat like them too.” Emily complained

“Well I’m off to swim!” Y/n said throwing off her shirt at Seth and running to the shore. Seth stared at her in awe this just made his crush on her worse.

“Woah baby she’s hot.”

“Watch it.” Paul growled

“Easy Paul.” Sam whispered to him

“Do you have a crush on her seth?” Jacob ask him laughing

“What !? no….”

“She’s 17, your 14 it ain’t gonna happen” Jared said

“I can wait.”

“Guys come on there’a other girls” Sam said trying to keep the peace

“They’re not y/n tho” Paul said

“Oh what now you’re interested in her too? Now I don’t definitely don’t have a chance!” Seth threw his head back in defeat

“What? No im just saying there other girls for you, that are your age.” Paul told him

“Yea but remember you’re basically 19 so you can’t make a move.”

“Sure Seth just for you.”

“You guys stop fighting over her, Embry basically beat you too it anyways.” Quill said looking at Embry and y/n playing fighting in the ocean..

“Guys come on stop fighting let’s go in!” Emily said trying to keep Paul from wolfing out infront of Bella and Y/n.

They all are in the water, Bella soon left to meet up with her boyfriend.

Sam and Emily are together swimming and talking . The younger boys are ended up cliff diving with Jared.

Paul is just roaming around y/n not leaving her side. They some what were acting like children, y/n showing him how she doggy paddle, them having contests to see who can hold their breath the longest and just swimming around talking getting to know each other after a month of waiting.

“what’s your name” y/n asked

“Paul Lahote”

“Now tell me your story Mr.Lahote”

“Well, I’m 18 years old, people say I have a short temper but they’re just sensitive. My birthday is January 10th, greens my favorite color and I want to be a mechanic” he told her “now what’s yours.”

“Y/n Lara. originally city girl, I’m 17. My birthday is April 29th and my favorite color is purple. I don’t really know want I wanna do but a dentist sounds nice, oh maybe a vet.” she told him excitingly

“You know forks isn’t that bad” y/n says “it’s so peaceful, no crazy traffic, no loud noises coming from literally everywhere. Just trees, animals and rain. I feel so at peace.” she said floating soaking up the sun, waiting to see the sunset

“Do you miss Chicago ?” Paul asks her

“I miss the memories, my friends you know? I wouldn’t trade riding the transit for this. I officially love the west coast” she said swimming backwards

“Here come float with me” Paul pulled her. They both lay on their backs just staring at the sky, the sun is slowly starting to fall.

“I could totally take a nap here” y/n commenting “if I wouldn’t like float away becoming lost at sea”

“That would be a funny story to tell ” Paul chuckled before linking their hands “ I got you. don’t know what I would if I lost you.” The imprint on Sam started talking, this taken back y/n a bit.

“What do you mean?” She asked

“Oh um” Paul struggled to cover up what he said but quickly recovered “ you know before I could sweep you off your feet”

“Smooth” y/n said “you got competition tho”

“How will I ever compete with Seth!! A 14 year old who’s a mamas boy.” they laugh

“Come on let’s go with the others” y/n said grabbing his hand and swimming towards the shore.

Every was helping pack up, putting the food in the coolers, packing up the chairs and putting everything in the cars.

“Here let me help you” Paul said as he dusted off the sand of y/n blankets and folded them.

“Thanks Paul” she said

“Anytime” they head to her car to put them away. Once done they stood there.

“it was very nice to see you again. You’re pretty cool” y/n said

“Thanks you too. Didn’t know the girl who blasts oasis knew how to doggy paddle.” He said with a laugh

“Oof yea” she said closing her eyes due to embarrassment To be honest I blasted it because I was embarrassed that I called you sir. I thought I embarrassed myself I didn’t know you were 18 you look 20 with your build” She responded

“I’ll guess I’ll see you around the rez ? I gotta a get going tell Jacob and the rest I said bye and thanks for the invite !” Y/n said getting into her car

“Well bye I hope you too see you around soon. Drive safe” Paul hit the roof of her car and walked away.

Y/n waited for Tyler to get in the car and let him pick a cd. She began driving home thinking about how she finally met the boy from her dreams.

𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘦

₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔*:･

[citrine-elephant]

krauser returning from the dead and ambushing immediately post-re6 leon.

leon's been awake for, what? around 48 hours? possibly more?

exhausted mentally and physically. simmons being dead, the work to cure civilians has begun already. a false sense of security. semi-security.

"aged like fine wine," krauser's voice startles leon awake, "and still the same prettyboy."

leon's weak, and krauser only mocks him for it, as he's easily pinned against the wall. krauser let him spring into action just for this moment.

poor guy got maybe 20 mins of sleep... "powernaps work" his ass.

once leon's all tied up, probably unnecesarily too much, krauser's taking pictures. leon's horrified and krauser is... some kind of horny tbh.

leon's a smart guy. he knows zombie krauser has plans for him. plans he doesnt wanna fuckin know. or else he wouldve been choking on his own blood by now... or later...

and who better to have kidnapped leon? to leave him bound and gagged in some fuckin horror movie house after hours of driving?

the man who trained him. who knows all of this bastard's tricks. and who definitely baits leon into thinking he has a window for escape. only to feed in to krauser's hunger to watch his struggle and despair after he's caught.

he wants to prove to him that he's still that pathetic little rookie. a handsome as hell one now. krauser likes the feel of that stubble on his chin.

he cant wait to break leon down and maybe, see that fucker cry.

[preciadosbass]

26/7/24 🕷️ [yesterday, cuz i didn’t write on the day] // possible tw for talk of cals (???)

i’m just gunna assume i woke up at 11, because i have been doing so ever since i left school. i had a cream cheese bagel for breakfast, which i shouldn’t really be having as apparently they’re like 350 cals — butt, i’ve gotten into a habit of going on decently long walks consistently so i ended up cancelling it out further along in the day.

since i’ve been [unintentionally] going to sleep at 5am every night and eating less then 400cal a day i’ve been forgetting literally EVERYTHING. but i do remember listening to ls dunes for the first time after i had breakfast. i don’t think i’ll forget it and i don’t think i’ll ever forgive myself for not seeing them when they were over at the uk. anyways, i’m kind of surprised i haven’t listened to them before. i’ve listened to every other one of franks projects. then i downloaded a few videos of tony [perry].

i watched sam and colby/ronnie radke streams, put up photos of max green + cuddled boris [my cat] up until 3:30 which is when i have to get ready for youth club. i’ve been like three times to this particular one, and i think it’s okay. i mean, i’ve gone from not going outside for a year to being around 40+ teens so its obviously gunna be weird for me. i only really go in hopes that i’ll find a friend, but i haven’t even gotten close to learning about the people there yet.

anyways, this time i was going solely because i got spoken to properly for the first time last week 2 minutes before i had to leave and i wanted to see those same girls again. spoiler alert, they weren’t there. but there is this energetic person.. girl? boy? [i don’t know, they haven’t told me yet] called jester that tries to involve me in their small friend group so i sat outside and just people watched for three hours. i don’t mind going, i just cant wait until people actually talk to me there so i don’t have to be alone. i do really try to socialise.

that was about it, really. i just listened to everyone until it was it 7 and i could text my mum to pick me up. i intended to ask jester if i could have their number/the number of anyone else there but i forgot. i cant tell whether i regret it or not, because if i did ask, i’d probably freak out trying to. at this point i’d had 515cals and burnt 200 and i was soo hungry so i asked my mum if i could get food, which i DO regret and the guilt is still overwhelming.

when i got home i listened to falling in reverse and finished my food [embarrassingly] and somehow convinced my mum to go on a walk with me again. i wish i could go out alone, as much as i don’t dislike walking with her. i made a deal with her that i’ll make a collage quickly before it got too dark so i did that aswell. it was made up of entirely receipts this time.

i changed again so i wouldn’t get eaten alive by gnats in the woods and we left at like 8ish. we walked around the park just down the road from us and thankfully but unthankfully it was all uphill. i was tired after not doing much exercise since like year 5 but according to google walking uphill burns more cals than walking normally and i really needed to make up from my mess up.

i took my dads phone with me incase i needed to call the home phone and because i wanted to take a picture of myself with a beanie on because i haven’t worn one in years and i know how the landscape is there but it started lagging and ran out. it’d been an hour and a half before we got round the park and me and mum just so happened to run into my neighbour [that ive never met, my neighbours are ages away] right before we got to our house.

he was ‘reflecting’ with a glass of wine. he talked to us for like 30-40 minutes while we stood at the side of the road, he was really drunk, but he was really nice. he invited us to a party and kept on saying about how happy he was to run into us. he then started to get really passionate about his landlord stuff, which i didn’t understand, but i acted like i did. we eventually got home and i was wondering if dad would think something happened to us because he couldn’t call his phone to see if we were okay, and originally, i thought our neighbour was him looking for us. but long story short, he wasn’t, so i just told him about seeing that neighbour.

i hope i do get to go to that party because he [my neighbour] has a grandkid i never knew about and i’m genuinely desperate for a friend, especially nearby. my cals ended up being 474 by the end of the day [cuz of what i’d burnt] which still isn’t great but at least it’s not terrible, i think. i was gunna watch a good girls guide to m*rder [or whatever it is, i have the book and my dad told me there’s something on tv either inspired or made about it.] but my mum wanted to sleep and i’ve gotten it in my head that i have to ask my parents questions about my cat every night for him to be okay so i did that instead.

we surprisingly didn’t argue this time round so afterwards i just went downstairs to do my teeth while listening to hawthorne heights and say goodnight to boris. i generally spend two hours doing that but it took 27 minutes today because i was falling asleep. when i was falling asleep he kept on coming into my room and went under my bed a few times which is extra cute considering asked him to a few minutes earlier.

have a good day/night -_<

pics from youth club ^

[bvckbiter]

Sorry, I had a very very specific image in my mind regarding your cherry wine fic and the sequel snippets I had to share haha

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Percy whistled a tune as he entered the little cabin he had for himself, swinging the grocery bag idly. He stretched dumping the bag near the coat hangers and strutted inside the living room.

Only to freeze as he caught sight of the people on his couch.

Annabeth, his ex, was sharpening a knife, with her feet propped up on the coffee table. Alabaster laid limply, his head resting on her lap and his loose hair covering his face.

He made a confused, and frankly slightly terrified, noise. The daughter of Athena lifted her head, her sharp grey eyes pinning him to place like knives. She spinned her dagger, pressed her dagger under the son of Hecate's chin, lifting his head.

"He looks quite pretty like this, doesn't he?"

Percy decided to wisely not answer that question.

Alabaster stirred from his slumber, and Annabeth put her dagger back inside it's sheat upon noticing.

"...Beth?" Alabaster murmured, eyelashes fluttering from drowsiness. Her expression softened as she petted his hair and coed.

"Shh, go to sleep Al. You can join the conversation later," Her head snapped back to Percy, glaring, "We, have a lot to discuss."

i put off answering this ask because real life was beating my ass and i had no gas to write any fics... but here i am back in the cherry wine fic brainrot again.

and imma tell you, anon, holy shit this ask blew my mind when i first read it HAHAHAHAHAHHA i reread this ask so many times and i was like 'wow i cant believe my writing inspired something this INSPIRED' my jaw was hanging my pulse was tweaking etc etc.

the mental image of alabaster unwillingly napping in annabeth's lap while she's pretty much fucking filing her nails while waiting for percy is. SO GOOD. ,ALJGHKAJSDFHKLDJSAFHSD IM EATING IT UP AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS DYNAMIC.

when i started writing smartwatermagic i was very much focused on percybaster. but i've seen The Light TM thanks to others ehem ehem @everythingwasalreadypicked and this ask by @stygianoaths ... and now my brain is blaring sirens and very much obsessed with annabaster. there's so much shared history and common ground between them... young unacknowledged prodigies at chb, hero worshipping luke castellan, thrust into thankless leadership positions at young ages in a war, being deeply, irrationally driven by emotion despite being the smartest demigods of their generation, unadvisably staunch loyalty to their mothers??? i could write ESSAYS about them. guess a fic will have to do /j

all this to say, thank you thank you thank you for this mindblowing ask, anon. i love your writing! (im not saying you should hit me up or join the ta discord if you arent already in it but u def should ;DD)

[queenmina37]

hi!! i found out your bleach x bnha crossover series last night and i DEVOURED it, i had such a great time reading it and it's so funny 😭 i just wanted to say thank you for sharing such a brilliant brainworm that will probably now live in MY brain forever 💜 i know it hasn't been updated in like a year but that won't stop me 😾 and since we're here i figure i'll ask something: how would aizawa react if he found out ichigo has two whole *kids*?

again, Thank You and hope you have a good day 💜

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You're the person who left comments on Ghost Hunters of UA, aren't you?? I'm so glad you liked it!

This is an interesting thing because I could actually swear that I've written something about this? Actually, I just realized that I probably have some parts of the story written... that I haven't posted... because... I don't even know... I remember that I had the very last story for the series written, but I didn't want to post it if the rest of the series was still not finished, but I might actually post it at some point, if I can just remember to do that.

But I could swear I've written something about Aizawa finding out about Kazui and Ichika? It's possible it's one of the group chat chapters that I wrote and then decided not to go through with the idea at all? Yeah, actually, I just found it and it's definitely like that.

I'm not going to put this on ao3 (at least at this time), but since you asked, here you go! Please remember that it was written before the first chapter of Ghost Hunters of UA, so it might not be entirely accurate, for example with what happens in that story, but, yeah, anyways.

Karakura Gang + Stragglers (Group chat name)

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

Ichigo

God’s Worst Mistake (Ichigo)

Uryuu

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

[A picture of the living room of the Ishida Residence. Sitting in front of a dark wine red couch and the low table in front of it, on the floor, are two boys around the same age. One of them has wild, spike orange hair that is just slightly smoother than Kurosaki Ichigo’s spiky hair. He’s grinning brightly, his purple eyes alight. He’s wearing a pair of jeans and a baby blue hoodie. The other boy also had orange hair, though of a different, darker shade than the other boy’s. He was beaming. He had dark blue eyes. Both boys were staring right at the camera.]

Why is kazui in my house

Assno (Asano)

asdfghjkl

Reject Universe (Orihime)

Oh!

I didnt know kazui was over!

Dragon (Tatsuki... I think?)

Oh my god what the fuck

Arrancar Translator (Chad...?)

Huh

Queen (Rukia)

Oh my god how is he over there?????

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

omw dont let him leave

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

Bit late for that

Reject Universe (Orihime)

I just got home and he just ran out (°-°)

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Is he scared of u?

This is like the third time he has done that right?

Reject Universe (Orihime)

Oh no surely not right?

I dont want kazui to be scared of me!!

Queen (Rukia)

He isnt scared orihime I promise

God’s Worst Mistake (Ichigo)

He just gets similar alarms ringing like when rukia smiles when he has done something he shouldnt have done

Also im coming over, see if I can hold him down long enough for renji to drag him back home

Karakura Red (Karin)

Caught the little shit

Bringing him home but ichi-nii should still come keep an eye on him

Me and yuzu have shit to do

God’s Worst Mistake (Ichigo)

omw

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

I will be there in a few hours once these idiots get the senkaimon going

Queen (Rukia)

Might be good

Kazui has been taking it rather hard that ichigo is on such a long mission

A bit of time alone with his dad will do him some good

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

Im sorry

Kurosaki has a son?

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Wait we didnt tell u?

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

No????

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

He has a wife and a husband too

Assno (Asano)

Some of us cant find one and he went and got himself two

Arrancar Translator (Chad)

Actually he has two kids

Son and daughter

Reject Universe (Orihime)

Oh but renji is actually ichika’s dad

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

What

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

Kazui and ichika are twins

Ichigo is kazui’s dad

Renji is ichika’s dad

Simple

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

In what universe

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Well I mean they have the same mom and are twins so its pretty simple

Must Protect (Yuzu?)

Aww!

[A picture of Ichigo laying down on the couch in the living room of the Kurosaki Residence. He has one hand under his head, while the other is wrapped around Kazui, who is laying between him and the back of the couch, his head on Ichigo’s chest. Both have their eyes closed. Ichigo is in his shinigami uniform.]

They are so cute!

Queen (Rukia)

Is he purring?

Karakura Red (Karin)

Of course hes purring

This is ichi-nii we are talking about

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

I’m sorry

Kurosaki

Purrs?

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Like an engine yeah

But only when he naps with the kids

They love it

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

??????

How???????

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

You havent heard him purr before?

Arrancar Translator (Chad)

He was already doing it in middle school but it escalated in high school

Queen (Rukia)

It escalated even more after he died

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

And then it became exclusive to the kids

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

????????????????????

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

Wait

What do you mean its exclusive to the kids

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Its exclusive to the kids?

He only purrs when he wants to nap with the kids?

Queen (Rukia)

It calms kazui down and he falls asleep within seconds

Ichika too but thats because shes been conditioned into it rather than it being natural like with kazui

Why?

Karakura Red (Karin)

He does it with me too tho

Yuzu too

Reject Universe (Orihime)

He did it to uryuu once too!

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

What??????

Karakura Red (Karin)

Urahara said its a hollow thing

Pack thing and all that

Must protect little ones

Hes trying to calm down and put to sleep any younger relatives essentially

Must Protect (Yuzu)

Yeah I hear the visored do the same with him too

But he never does it to them because they are older than him

Karin has done it to me too

Karakura Red (Karin)

Yuzu!!!

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Oh my god

Assno (Asano)

Y r u guys so pure?

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Im not sure what about having a bloodthirsty cannibal in your head is pure but u do u buddy

Assno (Asano)

Wait no!!!

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Also I will be there in another 30 mins

Must Protect (Yuzu)

Stay for tea until they wake up!

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

I

I hate to break this to you people but kurosaki is expected at school tomorrow morning

Karakura Red (Karin)

Thats what shunpo and sonido are for

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

What does that even mean

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

He fast

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

That explains literally nothing

Queen (Rukia)

It explains literally everything