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canon-gabriel-quotes · 6 months ago
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Gabriel : Please, council. I know I failed you, but surely there's another way besides turning me into a marketable plushie?
No!
AAAAAHHHHH-*Squeak*
This is my lowest point, but I know it can't get worse from here.
Who's that? Someone approaches! Perhaps they could help me?
You! Listen, I need you to get me out of here.
What is that claw descending upon me?
No!
EGH-*Squeak* It squeezes me pretty tight!
Agh, oh it's carrying me to the exit. Thank heaven!
It's about to- *Squeak* AGH! Oh!
You had missed, fuck!
Try- try it again.
Come on I know you have another quarter, yes?
Yes, try it again, yes.
Okay, this time I'm out.
I'm out! I'm- *Squeak* AGHHH!
AW YOU FUCK.
V1 : YAYYY.
Gabriel : SUCH A- JUST BREAK THE GLASS.
FUCKIN' IDIOT.
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fluffy-starlaxy · 7 months ago
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They're weird
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paralien · 1 year ago
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The worst thing in the entire world isn't waiting for a planned Talk™; It's having waited for A Talk™ for days and then less than 24hrs before it, the person who planned it asks if you can do a rain check and take it another day
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mc-pickle-archive · 2 years ago
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questions I have about astarion romance storyline, I have lots of thoughts about him and want help from people who have played already, uh spoilers for his early romance plot below
does anyone know if you have to have sex with astarion for his romance scenes to lead up to you both working together to figure out what you both really want?
haven't gotten to play yet, and while he's undeniability charming (like he's trying to be) I'd like to refuse him without it shutting off the romance if that's an option? I'd still want to pick flirty options when I think they'd be fun but the character I have in mind would see through the more performative bits and wouldn't really be interested in sex with someone they think is lying to them, it would fit the character more if they refused.
I'm okay with mild spoilers if it relates to his story.
I feel like the answer will be no, and given the story stuff with him I've seen I could understand why, but this game has a lot of branching options so thought I might as well ask!
and if it is possible and because of everything astarion is dealing with we don't end up fucking ever that's totally okay with me
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mobtism · 2 years ago
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truly didnt think it was possible for me to be this attached & miss someone who was in my life for such a short period of time like. damn this guy really thought i was only into women meanwhile a day hasnt gone by where i didnt think about him or think abt wanting to kiss him. ok anyway
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nomaishuttle · 2 years ago
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HE STILL HASNT FUCKING LEFT I WAS SUPPOSED TO START HIS ROOM 40 FUCKING MINITES AGO
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angeltism · 4 months ago
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tom.ura is a creature of a man. cro.nan has Problems and also acts weird (/aff) as fuck sometimes. v uhh i think killing people qualifies him for this tenfold. ody.sseus just Is like idk i feel like it's self explanatory despite me not being able to find the words. sun.day has a whole lot of shit going on and has So Many Problems he counts. mr re.ca just uhh look at him? yeah.
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ghastbutlikegay · 10 months ago
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claiming mythical sausage for the alloaros. why? because im alloaro and i like him
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simpee9000 · 8 months ago
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Not Just Friends - 2 -
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Prologue : Chapter 1 : Not edited : 3.4k words : M.List
Childhood best friends turned into something more, at least with the label. Katsuki Bakugo, a fast-rising hero and fast-learning guy who is ever so slow in getting attached to and loving someone. Even three long years into a relationship, and your friends even forget you're even dating. Nothing happening, spare a few kisses.. like 3 kisses, during high school. Graduated and living together, and you guys have done absolutely nothing to further the relationship. Are you sure you're not just friends? CW: Smut, brief domestic violence discussion, virginity loss, aggressive flirting from creeps, gore with pro hero stuff (lmk if i missed any) Applies to all chapters regardless of it is in said chapter.
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-suit colors -can shut my quirk completely off -isn't a piece of shit -password. -others cant turn my shit off either      -katsuki
The note Katsuki left was majority scribbles, clearly written the second he left. You found it right when you were leaving, the crumpled sticky note being placed next to your keys.
Getting the watch set up and made for him would be difficult. Mainly making sure others can't tamper with his quirk. Everything else would be easy. Two weeks tops. Simply needed to take the same material used for his gloves and gauntlets and use it for his watch. The password and personal quirk disabled features would also be easy, just using the same techniques that normal quirk handcuffs use.
When you got to your office you immediately got to work. Drawing up the design and adding in the small details you wanted to add. You went through your email as well, getting the details Izuku sent you about what he wants. Unluckily for him, you would have to order the stuff he needs, everything Katsuki needed was already in the building. His case was personally yours so you saved up any left over materials from his suit. The quirk removing feature would take more time to set up though.
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"Hey!" someone shouted, tacking your name to the end.
You just entered Katsuki's hero agency for lunch, talking with the sweet old receptionist. Ignoring the shout, you thanked the lady for buzzing you up. Walking over to the elevators and pushing the button to go up.
"Don't ignore me!" The voice whined. You rolled your eyes stepping into the elevator and frantically clicking the button to close the doors.
The doors almost shut completely, a hand stopping it a second to late and getting crushed.
"Fuckin' christ!" You opened the door as quick as you could, trying to make sure they weren't injured. They were doubled over, holding their hand to their chest. "Are you okay?" You asked, grabbing their shoulder to lift them away, attempting to see the injury.
They started shaking and panic ran through you, before you could yell to the receptionist to call paramedics they started laughing. Standing up straight and smiling, placing their 'injured hand' on your shoulder to support their laughter.
"Oh go fuck yourself," you brushed them off. Pressing the elevator open again.
"I'm sorry it was too easy!" He smiled. Moving to stand next to you again.
You ignored him once again. Stepping into the elevator that he unfortunately joined. Looking at the door that previously crushed his hand. "You broke the door," you pointed out, crossing your arms.
"Holy shit, Bakugo is going to kill me," he paled.
"That's what you get for activating your quirk between metal, Kirishima," you commented.
"Ouch, last name?" he feigned pain, clutching a hand to his heart, "Come on, how was I supposed to know?"
You glanced at him briefly, "You nickname your quirk unbreakable, what did you expect?" You deadpanned.
"Not that!"
"Be serious, I know you're not that dumb," you said, stepping out of the elevator at Katsuki's floor. Beginning the path to his office.
"I just wanted to talk to you," he complained, "but you ignored me completely."
"I wonder why."
"Come on," he pleaded, "I said I was sorry."
"Don't care," you knocked on Katsuki's office.
"Please," he begged.
"No."
Just as Kirishima opened his mouth to beg more, Katsuki opened his door. "The fuck are you two bitching about?" Katsuki looked at you for an answer. Which you shrugged and made your way inside. Sitting in his desk chair and sorting through the food he ordered for you two.
Katsuki turned his head to Kirishima, wanting an answer. "She won't talk to me," he pointed at you like a child.
Katsuki turned to you, raising an eyebrow, "Really?"
Before he could start getting to you about acting like a child you pointed back at Kirishima, "He broke your elevator."
He glared at the red head.
"I was just trying to talk to her!"
"And you needed to break my elevator to do that?"
Kirishima paused his comeback, knowing anything he wanted to say would be flawed. You choked back a laugh, cause Katsuki to turn to you.
"Don't act like you're innocent," he pointed, "All ya had to do was to talk him and my door wouldn't be broken."
"Nah, he broke my shit," you shrugged.
"I said I was sorry!"
"Yet now you just broke his shit too," you backed.
"What else did he break?" Katsuki asked.
You pointed towards Kirishima, and his hero outfit, "He broke his shoulder guards, again. I've fixed them five times this month because of the stupid shit he is doing."
"Whatever, out," Katsuki motioned for Kirishima to leave. Which he did, with a pout on his face. Katsuki shut the door and walked over. "Why do you insist on stealing my chair everytime?"
"The other ones aren't comfortable," you answered, handing him his food and opening yours to start eating. "Oh!" You perked up, "I finished the design for your watch, just need everything ordered and I'll start on it."
He took a break from his food, looking up at you, "How long?"
"Shipment should get here in two days, they just had a huge order and have a ton of left overs, so I'm using the stuff they have extras of. Wanna see the design?" You smiled, pulling up a picture on your phone when he nodded.
He looked over the notes you wrote down, zooming in on the smaller details, "looks good."
"Good!" You smiled.
His office door opened, "I forgot, we're having a little get together at Denki's place Saturday," Kirishima smiled before shutting the door again.
"No."
"Come on Kats," you begged, trying to meet his eyes.
"Nuh uh," he took a bite of his food, looking up briefly and meeting your eyes.
"Please! We haven't hung out with them in forever!" You pointed out.
"We hung out last night."
"Yeah, with Z', not with your friends."
"No."
He glared at you until he felt your hand rest on the top of his, "Please?"
"Fuckin' fine," he brushed off your hand and continued eating.
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"This is lot more then a little get together," Katsuki grumbled right after pushing the door open. Disregarding a knock all together and walking straight in, taking a pause in his step.
You took a glance over his shoulder, since he took up the majority of the small hallway that started off the apartment, seeing the solid twenty or more people that crowded Denki's and Sero's apartment. "It's fine, it's not like we are forced to stay long," you pushed his back lightly, getting him to walk in entirely.
"Kacchan! Surprised you came!" Denki smiled once he saw Katsuki leave the hallway, you stepping out from behind him. "Thanks for dragging him here," Denki came up to you, giving you a one armed hug since his other hand was holding a beer.
"What else am I good for," you joked, "Didn't you say this was a small get together?"
"I was just trying to increase the odds of #2 pro hero coming in," he shrugged, Katsuki shooting him a glare and you a look, saying he wished he never came. "Now make yourselves at home, I gotta make sure Mina doesn't eat all the jello shots."
You watched Denki skip to the kitchen, instantly yelling at a stuffed faced Mina. Looking around the room you saw Sero sitting in a chair with two open spots next to it, turning back to Katsuki, he already knew your look, "Go, I'll get you a drink."
Sero saw you heading his way and gave you a wave. He was sitting in a recliner and had a loveseat spaced next to it. You took the loveseat and leaned on the armrest close to him, kicking your feet unto the other half of the couch to prevent someone stealing Kats spot.
"How's work?" Sero asked once you gave him your attention.
"Good, busy as always. But I've been ahead of the game lately, I think I can start branching out more on my own soon," you smiled.
"Exciting," he smiled, " I see you got the grump outside for once," he nodded to Katsuki, who was being badgered by some of Denki's sidekicks/partners.
You laughed, "Yeah, you're not the first to tell me that tonight, but I'm not surpised. He went out with me last night to Z' as well."
"Did you drug him? I won't snitch."
"No, I think his mom yelled at him or something," you pretended to expose. Hiding the truth behind Katsuki's behavior, which was likely the civilian death he had to deal with recently. "But how's your work?"
"Meh, it's hero work," he drank from his cup, "Recently had to deal with a spider villain so it was weird. It was like fighting myself if I had eight legs and eyes."
The two of you continue to talk about work or recent things between friends. Briefly discussing Kirishima and Mina's budding relationship that's been going on for years. Just before Sero could question your own relationship, Katsuki came back.
"Fuckin' nerds wouldn't leave me alone," he grumbled picking up your legs and sitting on the couch with you, handing you a drink.
"You love the attention," you bumped him with your knee, "and careful, might summon them again."
Casual conversation formed once again, banter between you and Katsuki, and annoyance from him to Sero. On the heated topic of old heroes. With Sero caring less, and just wanting to rile him up.
You smiled along with their conversation, more focus on Katsuki. He's rested into the chair despite being annoyed at the conversation. Having a hand rested on your knee and the other rested on the armrest, holding a low carb beer. Which he took a sip of every once in a while before he had to tell Sero he was wrong again. You admired every move of his, from his sharp jaw, to defined cheekbones, and his bright red eyes. Only stopping when Sero called you out.
"Stop eye fucking in front of me," Sero gagged.
"The fuck?" Katsuki question, not ever aware of what you were doing, "We're not."
"You might not be," Sero smirked.
"Oh fuck you, Sero," you rolled your eyes. Ignoring the blush you felt heating your face.
"Don't push your feelings onto me," Sero teased.
"Oh my god," you groaned, " I give up." Sero crackled as he laughed at you. "Shouldn't you be talking about your dumbass celebrity crush in America?"
"Who's that?" Katsuki questioned, willing to change the topic of conversation again.
"He has a crush on an actor, Ryan Reynolds. The one that reenacts the old anti-hero Deadpool," you informed.
"It's normal in America! Every guy loves him, even the straightest!" Sero defends.
"You do know the murders that Deadpool committed right?" Katsuki questioned, wanting to get on the topic of heroes, a topic he knew everything about.
The debate between whether Deadpool committed crimes for good or not was easily started. Giving yourself another chance to look at Katsuki. Not wanting to be caught you looked at the hand rested on your knee. Reaching out your own hand to trace over his. Soft and smooth from his sweat but rough from the work day. He let his hand lose the soft grip on your knee, letting you hold his entire hand freely. You traced over the rough pads of his fingers that you knew would turn soft again in the morning. Rubbing your thumb over his knuckles and the veins that lined the top of his hand. Remembering how a few years ago he would freak out if you tried to do this exact thing. Only this year has he started to let you hold his hand for longer than five minutes.
Yet he still wasn't perfect. Eventually he pulled his hand from your grip and wiped his hands off on his pants. It seemed like he didn't want your touch on him, it stung. You knew that was unlikely, but the thought couldn't leave your mind. you folded up. Crossing your arms slowly and turning your attention back onto Sero. Which caused his eyes to flicker between you and Katsuki, clearly reading your face. Before he could ask anything, he gave him a slight shake of your head.
Eventually Kirishima dragged Katsuki away from the conversation, wanting him as a partner for cup flipping.
"How come you aren't flirting with girls, Sero?" you asked, used to him normally parading the party rooms for someone to flirt with.
"Denki called dibs on everyone here basically," Sero shrugged. He sat up from his slouched sitting, " Now, what the fuck was that?" Sero motioned from you to where Katsuki was now playing games with Kirishima.
Play dumb.
"Whatcha mean?" you took a sip of your drink.
"Don't play that shit with me, He pulled away from you completely," he pointed out.
"I know, he always does that," you pointed out, wanting to stress that this wasn't a big deal.
"Always? You're kidding"
"Nope," you took a sip, "He's actually improved."
"You're saying it used to be worse," His jaw basically dropped.
"It's Katsuki you're talking about right now," you deadplanned, "Speaking of which, we never talked about this. He doesn't know it bugs me and he doesn't need to."
"Yes he does," Sero stressed.
"No he doesn't," you hissed, " I don't want him knowing. It's fine."
"Come on-"
"Sero, stop."
Before he could push forward someone entered your peripheral, standing in front of Katsuki's spot. Turning your head towards him you gave a guarded smile.
"This seat takin?" he somewhat slurred.
"Yeah it-"
"Kidding! I know it's not. No one has sat here for a good 10 minutes from what I've seen," The guy plopped down on the couch, giving you barely enough time to kick your feet off the couch and scoot over the crowd the armrest into order to not touch the guy. You and Sero shared a look. "So, what's a girl like you doing here alone," The guy smiled, slapping a hand down on your thigh to gain your attention back from Sero.
"I'm not alone?" you peeled his hand from your thigh, dropping it back onto his lap, "I was actually just talk to my friend here abo-"
He put his hand back on your thigh, "I was asking why you had no boyfriend here, you're so pretty."
"I do have one-" you tried to cut in.
"I'll be your boyfriend, names Mason," he smiled weirdly.
Once again, you peeled his hand off your leg, "No thanks."
"Is it cause the name? I'm from America, I'm not lying about my name to sound cool," he hurried out, replacing his hand on your thigh.
"Trust me, I know you're not trying to sound cool," you spoke out disgust, "Now could you please not?" Sero and you shared another look, his asking if he should step in, but you shook your head. You could handle this just fine.
He pondered for a moment, "It's cause you don't know me right? Well, I'm from America. Here to learn about the Japanese heroes-"
"Dude," you cut him off, "I could give less of a fuck, please leave me alone."
"Don't play hard to get," he grabbed onto your leg harder.
Just before Sero jumped in-
"I leave for five fucking minutes," Katsuki spits out.
The guy looked over the back of the couch, "Sorry, did you plan to make a move? I swung first sorry dude, better luck next time."
"No, I fuckin' plan to swing first on the dude that's holding onto my fuckin' girlfriend."
You took the opportunity of the guy being distracted to get his hands off you, and to leave the couch.
"Hey, babe don't leave yet, the guys just being an ass, he'll leave soon," the creep called out to you.
Everyone's attention was on the guy now. Staring at him baffled that he called #2 pro hero an ass right in front of him and his girlfriend. You stepped closer to Sero, prepared for what was about to happen.
"That's it," Katsuki grabbed the hair on the back of the guys head and yanked him down. Couch flipping over with the guy. A quick stomp on the dude stomach had him rolling over in enough pain.
"My couch!" Denki yelped.
"Fuck your couch and fuck your party," Katsuki walked up to you, grabbed your hand and pulled you to leave.
"Gimme a second, I want to say bye," you tugged on his hold when he got to the hallway that lead to the front entrance.
He looked at you baffled, "You just got felt up, they could care less if you said bye right now."
"Kats, I'm fine. I would of handled it if you didn't."
"Fine, say bye," he waved you off, crossing his arms and guarding the exit.
You walked up to where Kirishima, Sero, and Denki were standing watching drunk Mina lecture the creep.
"Hey, I'm heading out," you spoke from behind them, getting their attention.
"That's fine girl, Imma kick his ass more for you," Mina slurred as she jumped to hug you, almost knocking you off your feet. She pulled back from the hug and held onto your shoulders, "You okay?"
"Yeah," you nodded, getting her out of your hold and pushing her into Kirishima, "Make sure she doesn't do something stupid."
"I will, I'll deal with the guy too. What he did was fucking gross," you flinched, it was rare to hear Kirishima curse.
"I bet you will," laughed off. Hugging Sero and thanking Denki for inviting you, all of them double checking if you were okay. It warmed your heart that they were heroes, it was truly the right career. So after confirming that you were fine, you walked back to Katsuki.
"Done?"
"Yep," you put your shoes back on and left the apartment together.
Once in his car, Katsuki turned to you. "You sure you're okay? I'll go put the guy in fucking jail."
You laughed, "I'm fine, Kirishima has it handled."
"You sure?"
"It's not the worst thing a guy has said to me," you shrugged, "Can we get some fast food?"
"The fuck else has a guy said to you?"
"Nothing important Kats, can we drop it? I'm fine."
He eyed you warily, trying to find the correct way to go about this. He sighed and gave in, "What fast food?"
"I don't know, I want a shake."
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The two of you got the food and cozied on your couch, digging in once you had a random Netflix movie playing. With half of your attention on the movie, and half on the situation, you decided to bring it up. "Is it weird that what the guy did doesn't bug me much?"
Katsuki glance your way, "No? Everyone has different reactions to everything."
"The main thing that bugs me is that people can't tell we are dating, like ever," you said honestly. "Like the dude didn't buy I had a boyfriend in general."
He hummed in reply.
"Our own friends forget half the time, like I wish they knew we were together, and took my word for it," you sighed.
"I know how you feel," Katsuki looked down at his hands, that held his half eaten burger.
"Even you feel that way?" you grabbed a couple fries to eat.
He looked at you, "The other night with that Nana girl, just wished it was more obvious."
"We can't blame them though, it's not like we act like a traditional couple," you shrugged and took a sip of your shake.
"Sorry," shame filled his voice.
You turned to him with you're full attention, "Why are you sorry? You haven't done anything?
"That's the issue," he crossed his arms," I don't do anything, I fucking brush you off me," he dropped his arms again. resting them on his knees and putting his face in his hands.
"Hey," you reached for his shoulder. Stopping when he flinched away from you, "Sorry," you mumbled. Forgetting he hates being sneaked up on or touched when he isn't paying attention.
"This is exactly what I'm talking about, I don't do anything but pull away from you. And you're honestly telling me you're fucking happy in this relationship?" Katsuki looked at you. Getting up to pace when you just stared at him, confused by his outburst.
"Are you not?" you asked, watching him pace the room.
He paused, "Why wouldn't I be? You give me everything I need. I don't even fucking acknowledge your primary love language while you hit every goal of mine."
"Kats, what I said to the girls the other night is the truth, I'm okay with it. The things you need are just as important, and if that's to not touch, that's fine."
"Fucking bullshit-"
"Katsuki," you said his name sharply, "I mean it."
"I don't know how-"
"That doesn't matter, you're worried I'm unhappy and I'm telling you that I am happy. Because I am, now can we please not get into this right now? Tonight already hasn't gone well."
"Fuck, you're right, I'm sorry," he rubbed his hands over his face and went back to his spot of the couch. leaving his food half touched. He opened his arms, "You can lay on me if you want."
"Katsuki, I told you, no physical touch is-"
"That's not what I'm getting at, c'mere," he motioned towards himself. And who were you to refuse, quickly curling up into his side and watching a movie to wash the bad day off you're mind.
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lanadoesextrawriting · 29 days ago
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ENEMIES TO LOVERS HCS
oh, i love it and i hate it at the same time
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pairings: bucky barnes x avengers!reader
tw: swearing, idk tension or whatever
a/n: its been a while.... so um yeah! had a great time writing this, enemies to lovers is always fun as much as it is inaccurate in real life lol. might make a part 2 about the lovers part of enemies to lovers, since this is mostly banter and enemies being enemies but wtv. enjoy, my loves! <3
he takes on a quieter but still annoying and irritating death-stare-you-cant-fucking-stand form of an enemy towards you. and he just sees you as a pain in the ass that talks too much.
you guys cant be put in the same room together, cliche but there literally needs to be side notes in like seating plans that SPECIFICALLY state to keep each other far far away.
if there ever is a situation where you two have to go on missions together, no one else tries to join in unless being forced to.
cause you never stop arguing and giving the most horrifically murderous glares at each other.
see following dialogue for reference:
"you are so-"
"perhaps you should shut the fuck up before i have to spend the night in jail."
"how cute. although i doubt that anyone would want to have you in their place of work all day, much less keep you there."
"fuck off."
sam sees it as, and i quote, "an old couple fighting as their love language." which got a horrendous death glare from bucky.
sam only refuses to go on missions with you two because he wants to let you guys have "alone time" and when he does, hes like the child of divorce thats trying to bring the parents together (in a parent trap style, of course).
whenever you two are at one of tony's parties (or anyone's idk) hes just watching from a distance, you take it as a death stare but hes actually just watching to make sure your not doing anything stupid.
and he thinks it a death stare himself, well hes trying to convince himself it is.
somehow, he catches himself forced to take you back to your room after you get hammered.
hes just rolling his eyes and telling you how stupid you are while you're just hanging on for dear life.
you probably wont remember it in the morning, but he will. he always will.
he finds himself doing things to help you, but not noticing. if he notices that you have headaches or something occurs often to you that bothers you, hes gonna try and help but in his own way.
like if you get migraines, he brings meds for you and leaves them in the compartments of your seat in the quinjet or smth.
but he tries to play it off to the best of his abilities, duh.
"oh, did you get this for me? that is... nice, i suppose."
"only so you would stop bothering me."
"and there he is."
if theres someone else you are seeing, or someone that flirted with you, hes gonna find a way to make a comment about it that incorporates you.
like an attempt to conceal his unknown feelings of you seeing someone else with an annoying insult directed at you.
if he sees a part of you that isn't something he normally sees like if your hair is naturally curly, you wear glasses sometimes, etc etc. hes not gonna make a rude comment, just (not so) subtly glance at you because of it.
he might even like it because hes seeing more of you instead of the one he bickers with everyday, even if he still is going to go back to bickering the very next.
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elliespassagerprincess · 6 months ago
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super confident!ellie x really bold and forward reader at a party and they’re both just bored and the more ellie talks to reader the more shes stumbling over her words by how quickly she responds to ellie’s lines and ellie knows she’s fucked bc she cant stop thinking about the girl that she fucked at the party yayyyyy
Rose - (ellie williams x reader)
hi anon! i had so many ideas for this, i might make a part 2 because yes or ill make a different version ughhhh...i hope you enjoy it<3
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Pairing: ellie x fem!reader
requests are open! send me your silly thoughts
warnings: sexual themes
Summary: in which she cant forget you
authors note: i submitted my application, lets see if i get accepted because i will lose my mind if i don't
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The smell of weed was the first thing that reached Ellie's nose when she walked into the house.
Mid term exams has had her stressed and she's barley been out. Whoever said college would be easy, lied because she's never been this stressed.
She needed to blow off some steam and what better way is there than to get blackout out drunk and to fuck a random girl she'll never talk to again.
It was too early in the night to make a move. She need to wait for the straight girls to get drunk, and for the overly emotional girls to come her way.
She sat on a couch scanning the room. So many victims, so many options.
Who will be the lucky girl tonight?
"You know its gross to eye fuck innocent people?" she heard a voice talk next to her.
A small frown appeared on Ellie's face when she turned to you.
Holy shit, who are you?
Her eyes scanned your body.... fuck
Maybe you'd be the lucky one
You noticed her staring and you rolled your eyes before saying: "Take your pervert eyes off me"
Oh you were feisty.
Ellie never had a problem with women. Most of them threw themselves at her, all she needed to do was say a few words and give them a small smile and they'd be moaning her name minutes later.
She was confident that she'll get you too. She just needed to pull out all the stops when it came to you.
Ellie chuckled at your comment "I'm not a pervert, I'm just checking to make sure you don't have a weapon on you?" she joked.
"What weapon? My strap on?" You snorted.
oh.
Ellie wasn't expecting that.
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" you teased at her sudden silence.
Ellie shook her head quickly gaining her composure.
"Has anyone ever told you that you were pretty?" She quickly tried changing the subject.
You hummed "quite a few... has anyone ever told you that you suck at flirting?"
Now this made her jaw drop.
You didn't giggle like she expected, you didn't give her a shy smile.
What the fuck is happening?
"You're boring" you state, you got up and left.
You left the Ellie Williams speechless.
The longer the night went on the more her mind drifted to you. Her mission of finding someone to fuck ended as soon as you came into the picture.
She wanted you. She was on a mission to find you. But between all the people grinding up against each other she thought that would be impossible.
"Hey there loser" she heard your voice she immediately turned to you.
"h-hey" did she just fucking stutter?
"Did you find someone to fuck yet?" you asked she shook her head.
"Maybe we can..." Ellie went silent, too shy to finish her sentence.
She made two scissors with her hands and she made a scissoring motion "you k-know.... me and you"
You laugh at her. You fucking laugh at her.
"Don't be pathetic, use your words"
Ellie felt humiliated. Why were you telling her what to do? Normally she was the one giving orders. Ellie decided that its time to switch roles. She wanted to be in charge.
"Well lets go to the bathroom and ill show you what i can do"
"so you're saying im some kind of cheap fuck?"
"N-no i mean... i meant like-"
"see fucking pathetic"
Ellie was sweating, her cheeks were tinted in a dark shade of pink.
What were you doing to her?
You gently took her hand "show me where your dorm is" was all you said.
The rest was a blur to her.
Lips passionately touching each other, clothes flying off, your fingers in her. A tiny rose tattoo on your left shoulder. She's never cum so hard in her life.
After tonight she knew you fucked her over.
No one had made her this nervous, no one has ever made her finish this hard, no one had ever made her this submissive.
Who are you?
Ellie groaned when she heard her alarm go off. She rolled over to the side of the bed you were laying on, but you weren't there.
She opened her eyes to a cold empty bed.
"Fuck" she sighed.
She never got your name, she doesn't have your number, she doesn't know anything about you.
The memory of you on top of her, you moaning was all she could think about.
Fuck, how she just forget that? How could she forget you?
The only thing she remembered was the rose tattoo on your left shoulder.
"Fuck rose who are you?"
<3
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glowbugzz · 1 month ago
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nam-gyu x reader
idkkkk if this is any good, had this idea pop into my head lol. maybe a part 2 with smut if anyones interested? <3
TW: drug use
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[Premise: you are thanos’s step sister. One day he brings over his friend nam-gyu and you guys are chilling and smoking weed]
‘Here we are, my boy! Welcome to my crib…’ 
You look up from your phone when you hear your step brothers voice from the front entrance. Thanos comes into the living room with his friend in tow. Normally you find your brothers friends repulsive, but this one was kind of…cute? 
‘This is my step sister, y/n.’ thanos gestures to you. He puts a hand on his friends shoulder. ‘Y’n, this is my buddy nam-su-’
‘Nam-gyu…’ his friend mutters, hitting thanos on the arm lightly. 
‘Whatever, right…nam-gyu…’ 
With that, thanos plops down on the couch next to you. Nam-gyu tentatively sits next to you on the other side. He starts fidgeting with his rings. You cant help but sneak a few glances, watching his slender fingers work. 
Thanos produces a few joints from his pocket, presenting them to you both.
‘I got some good shit right here…let’s get this party started!!’ 
He lights one and passes it to you. ‘Ladies first.’ 
The three of you sit there passing the joints back and forth while playing video games. Nam-gyu teases you when you lose yet another Mario Kart battle. 
‘You make losing look kind of adorable…’ he whispers, leaning in when thanos isnt looking. blushing , you playfully push his arm. He bites his lip and stares at you as he leans back, continuing the game. 
‘Thanos, man, wheres your bathroom?’ nam-gyu stands and stretches, his shirt riding up slightly. He leaves, turning to look at you and wink. After a few minutes you get up, thanos grabs your arm, sitting up. ‘Wait, where are you going?’ 
‘I…i’m gonna go get some water. Weeds giving me hell of some dry mouth right now..’ 
He releases your arm and falls back down onto the couch. ‘Whatever, grab me something too..’ 
Instead of the kitchen, you first make a stop at the bathroom. You hesitate…maybe you were imagining the wink, the flirting…. 
You carefully put your ear to the door and listen. You hear nothing at first, but then you hear a few soft moans. Your breath catches in your throat. Standing up straight, you knock lightly.
He opens the door and pulls you into the bathroom quickly, his hand over your mouth as he pushes you against the bathroom door, closing it.
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h-170 · 5 months ago
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ok i have to know how feral g!p sakura and g!p reader would be like im dying omg i have to know share your thoughts plssss
Imagine
g!p sakura AND g!p reader? OH MY GO- *train*
okokokay NOW obviously i think that normally sakura would be nice and slow, but you did mention feral... B)
imagine waking up at like 2 am and feeling your body FREEZING and the bed shaking then you open your eyes to see your pants on the floor, a massive dick bouncing on your face while your dick was being ridden by sakura (JAHSJSJSJHSXKJA) and you cant do anything but take it because you're such a good girl<3 (and now even hornier than sakura)
you guys still remember the first time yall had sex; it was literally unintentional (kind of), practicing late at night when everyone already went home, sakura would just be dancing and you'd stand next to her watching, but her shoe laces are untied! you gotta catch her so she doesn't hurt herself right?
she falls on top of you, having an almost-kiss, the idea making you blush hard at that... but you know what else was hard? uh oh! but wait... what's that? OH! looks like you aren't the only one in this after all!
your gaze fall down, and who would have guessed? two huge bumps squeezed against one another. you look back up at sakura who's just as hard and surprised as you and she's just: "...should we?" OMG SHE SAID IT
pinning you against the wall while she spun you around, you pushing your ass out while she takes off your pants and boxers, her eyes fixated on you. and then the moment she stretches you out... MYGAWD THAT COCK IS HUGE
she bottoms you out on the spot, still unsure of what to do she just goes slow, your goal just being to satisfy your dicks so that your boners would not show...
you throw your head back, resting it on her shoulder as she grinds your hips back and forth on her big fat dick, faster and faster as she moans in your ear, making you dizzy and hornier
you just ended up cumming on the floor while she filled you up, pulling out as her cum drips out of your asshole to the floor, damn what a mess! but all you guys did was just hug while you come down from your high, smiling because that was a funny way to confess
and now it's different, it aint slow and cute, its fast and rough. literally you just pinning sakura down on the bed and spreading her legs so wide it hurts, thrusting in and out of her ass while her cock smears precum all over herself, playing with her balls just to tease her more and then edge her again and again...
she angles her cock up to your stomach, cumming all over your abs and then you pull out to cum all over her; it's like a game of equality, drowning each other in cum 😮‍💨
oh and when i say she cums hard its not like 3 shots of cum HELL NAW WE GOING UP TO 15 (thick ropes of cum)
blowing your back out is literally her favorite, seeing you covered in her cum just marks you as hers and no one else's.
and of course when you're tired you'd just stroke your cocks together with one hand and flirt, sometimes make out if you have energy
everyone say thank you sakura 😫
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cherrydipp · 14 days ago
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heres me rambling all my notes from today / what i remembered
act 1 :
- chettrip is real. at bucks party they were in the room together they were getting FREAKY.
- during that number when the cop interrogates cherry and paul at the top, it seemed like cherry and paul were fighting and paul like told her to stop talking
- melodys mic was UP in far away from tulsa
- during ggah soda was WHIPPING everyone with the towel IT WAS SO FUNNY
- also during fatdi when the girls sing “aint no better than time than” or their little sequence, trip jumped onto the tire and did like “a girly dance” to mock them heheh it was SO FUNNY
- ace still smacked sodas butt
- during fatdi marcia and trip were ALLL over each other. marcia gave him a hug from behind and didnt let go it was so cute
- chet and paul were chatting it up during fatdi
- bob seemed relatively happy during fatdi up until the end
- bob stumbled a lot more very drunk, so did trip they were good at playing drunk.
- when dally got splashed, trip mocked him and dallas PUSHED him to the ground and HELPP it was like paul yelled at trip to go in time out he yanked him up like a cat and pointed to the car HEHEHE
- COLE TRIP IS SOOO FUNNY
- when the “aint that right ace” ace replied like more sultry?? i dont want to say seductive but idk any other word. it was more serious than when tilly does it
- i LOVE aramie dallas he plays him like a teenager
- emma was more angry today than sad which i liked. when she said “i said BEAT IT.” she MEANT IT. she was angry af
- BOB DID THE MOCKING THING YASSSS YASSSS it was so epic to hear live
- yall know my fave dance move…. (when that clock strikes three) I WATCHED CHERRY DO IT SO GOOD OOOOUUU YALL KNOW I LOVE THAT
- paul and bev were very chummy like very close
- after soda got the papers thrown at him he saw johnny jump and assured him it was just paper while smiling ☹️☹️
- CHERRYCOLA IS REAL. THEY WERE SMILING AT EACH OTHER AT THE END OF THE OPENING NUMBER LIKE FULL ON SMILING AND ADMIRING EACH OTHER.
- also when the line “NO SHIT!!” happens he didnt say it how he normally does he was more like “no… shit 😳” i like to think its cuz he was flirting with cherry after opening number okay let me live
- darry said the “look at these hands” part less angry ?? maybe vocal rest ??? or he is sick??
- JORDAN IS SO FUN TO WATCH DANCE I CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF HIM
- this made me lol when dallas is like “twobit u got ur grease?” he went “no 😏” LIKE DEAD PANNED IT WAS SO FUNNY
- when i saw melvin carrying that plank i got so happy……
- chettrip kept giggling with each other guys theyre reallll they are reeeealllll they were bumping into each other like cray cray
- aramie looked so cool in buck merril red lighting door like it was sick he has so much aura its insane. i love u aramie
- emma pittman was on time YES QUEEN YESSSS 💗💗💗💗💗💗 she looks so beautiful on stage u guys
- these girls in front of me just got told off by this british lady HELPPP THIS SCHOOL KEEPS TALKING IT WAS SO FUNNY SHES SO AMAZING THAT BRITISH LADY I LOVE U THEY BETTER STFU NOW OMFG SYBAU SYBAU…….
- the opening number i almost cried its so good. like oh god its so satisfying to watch its the best number i think to watch.
- not much marbit content tbh idgaf i got martrip thats all that matters to me
- HELP ME YHESE GIRLS R MOVING HAHAHAHAHAH IM CRYINGGGG HELP ME YES GET CLOCKED GET CLOKCKED “is it that big of a problem” YES. U WOULDNT SHUT UP DURING ANYTHING OMG.
- marcia had her legs wrapped about trip during fatdi concessiong stand oh i guess thats icttyal not fatdi
- cam brill flipped off the greasers
act 2 :
- jft the interrogation part. paul like elbowed cherry and she back away, she didnt make eye contact ONCE with the cop or paul. paul was mad
- trip had the DIRTIEST GLARE EVER AT CHERRY STOPPP thats ur bff leave her alone omfg.
- cam brill was so AGGRESSIVE trying to snatch bobs jacket from cherry. she full on like stumbled backward. trip jumped in her face and she flinched.
- cherry opt up you guys. it was so fricken heavenly. she also added an extra riff oh my LORD IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I SHOOK. paul was very angry
- paul didnt step on twobit today, he kneeled on his chest instead.
- the darry and dally fight was different than normal. instead of dally overpowering darry, darry pushed him ontop of the car and didn’t let up until sodapop pulled him down. that’s when he fell to the ground.
- cherry’s legs shook during jft like she was uneasy on her feet, clearly nervous.
- melvin dipp during the fire again dont play
- jordan jumping on darrys back at the end of hoods turned heroes HELP it was so silly hes so tall and lanky on top of him i tried not to giggle.
- oh i forgot to mention they changed the ace and twobit choreo during the drive in obviously because daryl cant lift someone way taller than him like that.
- during jft bev had her head on brills shoulder while he just held her.
- martrip wouldnt let go of each other and when marcia had to to comfort cherry, she gently plucked him off.
- melvin HELP melvin ran a little to keep up with sergei when they walked out in trouble.
- trip went over and massaged melvins shoulders. i wish they kept it how it used to be with sean jones where he points to ace, but i guess it made sense for this show (idk if they always do this) cuz aint no way in HELL trip would point to the boy whos 103748291 feet taller than melvin
- WATCHING MELVIN FIGHT JORDAN ACE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY DTTM.
- either bob or trip (pretty sure it was bob cuz the socs were saying bob) like was practically in the audience. and their voices were so heartbreaking as they pulled him in it was a direct parallel of pony pulling johnny.
- oh goodness me pony’s voice when johnny went silent broke me. dont even. stroblboy is a amazing im sorry for ever doubting you
- ARAMIE IS THE DALLAS. he is my dallas i preferred him sooo much over josh boones dallas.
- he plays dallas much younger and looks younger like he was shorter than darry and all.
- his mic was messed up for the beginning of little brother but he still sounded phenomenal.
- genuinely his dallas portrayal is heartbreaking and he sounds so beautiful oh my goodness.
- during little brother i love watching the socs and greasers at the bottom and oh goodness cherry moved with like such pain you didn’t need to see her face to know it. i like to imagine the closer they are to the front is the more guilty they felt for johnny’s death so cherry being in the front had me drop a tear bruh.
- hoods turned hero the projection was lowkey cut off cuz COLE. IS TOO SHORT AND SO IS MELVIN BRUH. stupid dipp brothers.
- hopeless war had a few added riffs i believe. emma pittman is so amazing
- okay so during the scene where cherry gives pony johnny’s clothes, when she first entered here’s what i noticed. last time i saw it, sodapop was so much more hesitant to let her in, he was like “no you can’t—“ and walked over but this time he was so much more wrecked. like he and darrel both just replied with a soft “hi.” when she left his eyes followed her the entire time.
- darry’s voice when he said “we love you.” had me in SHAMBLES.
- when ponyboy saw johnny in the rumble oh sweet neptune.
- trip is directly in front during the rumble he looked so angry and so did melvin. when they do the last punches when they face the audience, melvin like threw gravel and shouted “COME ON” or something like that. proving my point about him and fighting.
- HELP ME THE PPL KEPT GETTING YELLED AT TS SO FUNNY
- uh the ending number bob was so nonchalant leaning against the wood plank smh.
thanks emma pittman for introducing me to cherry and paul siblings. also this is all my opinions. i hope u wnjoy the tidbit about the british lady
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spider-ghoul · 2 months ago
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ok but like leo valdez x cabin 7! Reader??? Im a sucker for the engineer x artit dynamic tbh♥️
Fire trope actually thanks for the req!
Leo valdez x apollo!artist!reader
R is gender neutral btw!!!
Cw's: none i think? Let me know if i need to add them!
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Okay so friends to loves to the MAX with this one guys
Leos such a friends to lover guy in general btw
Anways cough cough..
Leo likes drawing, really! He has had to make sketches for projects from the argo 2 to blue prints for smaller projects
Though he does like it...he was never the best.
Eventually, he needed to draw something to scale... Which he wasn't great with.
He ended up asking around, and got pointed to You To help him!
He'd flirted with talked to you a few times before, and thought you were cool enough so...he asked for your help!
You ended up going to bunker nine with him, and sketching out a few parts for him
He watched you draw (hes memorized by how you can just...make somthing like that)
(if you get anxious being watched drawing me too, but and Leo probably wouldnt notice unless you asked him)
When you were done, he was all smiles because thats so cool- hello???
And you ask him if anything needs tweaked, and he says no, but is already flirting with you again
You insist on staying for a bit because, 'i already helped...cant I stay to see the finished product?'
And hes insanely happy about this
Someone cute to keep him company?? Yessir.
And you watch him work (you're memorized because how can he just...make somthing like that??)
He talks to you when he works (dropping the flirting a bit)
You guys end up getting along really well!
You're there for an hour or two, and you're super excited when it's done
Then, you start hanging out more
Mostly, you sitting down on some couch in bunker nine with your sketchbook and him making stuff on a workbench a few feet away
Talking, goofing, flirting..
At some point, doodling Leo became a very common pass time when you were with him
The 'to lovers' part of your friendship was so natural with him-
You both had such heart eyes and its pretty obvious so however you guys get together is just so normal (and fluffy)
Once you guys start dating.... Its pretty great
Again, hanging with him can be quiet flirting in bunker nine or laying with him and mumbling bad jokes
But it can also be sitting with him at the campfire, laughing with his friends or casual dates, all full of laughter and eyerolls
Ive mentioned this in my other works for him bit hes so clingy-
Tugging on your belt loops, putting his head on your shoulder, hand on your thigh, kisses on your cheeks
You've also made him show you some of his drawings, and you giggle because they look kinda funky
He does eventually get better at drawings, though you always do the blueprints for his projects
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niyoriix · 6 months ago
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Bleach captains w/ Elysia S/O
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TW: Cussing, suggestive(kinda??) OOC lol
Males only (no idea how to write for woman, even though I am one😞 also I didn't add some ALL of them since I had no CLUE how to write for them,I'll try to next time tho!!)
Shunsui
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•Yall get along AMAZINGLY.
•Loves you so much, incredibly grateful that your his S/O.
•Loves your hair, it's so silky smooth and healthy, plays with it every chance he gets lol
•has probably written the most corny ass poetry about you 😭
•loves when you massage his head, makes him at peace.
•honestly just being with you is enough to make him feel incredibly peaceful.
•Kind of weird but, he likes how you smell.
•sometimes panics a little when he can't find you (nanao has to make him calm down by telling him you're just shopping lmao😭 he just needs to know your safe😞)
•Loves laying on your lap
Jushiro
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•COUPLE GOALS OMG
•loves you sm😞
•Everyone loves you both, like match made in heaven🙏
•he sometimes gets rlly sad cuz he knows he won't be able to stay by your side for much longer due to his sickness, so he tries his best to always be with you.
•Acts like a total lost puppy without you.
•Like wandering around the garden with you and having mini tea dates with you.
•he sometimes feels bad when you have to take care of him, so you have to comfort him and tell him it's fine.
•Loves getting his hair combed by you, he finds it so soothing since your really soft with it.
•gives you the strangest but rlly thoughtfull gifts
•adores when you read to him.
Byakuya
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• This is so Grumpy X sunshine coded lol
• tries to keep PDA to a minimum.
• Tea dates somewhat often
• gives you luxurious gifts ALOT
• readings/chatting dates are very often as well, this man can't get enough of your voice.
• he rlly loves it when you cook for him.
• and he's loves getting compliments from you, he's gets a whole ass ego boost.
• Loves seeing you with rukia, makes him shed a tear.
Mayuri
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• when you guys got together people were incredibly concerned for you, also very jealous of Mayuri lmao
• Most likely has tried to experiment on you at least once.
• likes having you sit on his lap while he works, sometimes searching for validation from you.
•hes absolutely loves how you compliment him.
•he let's you paint his face with his face paint sometimes.
• builds you a lot of mini gadgets (for praise)
Shinji
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•Most of the time he tries to flirt with you, you Normally the flirt back and it gets him red instead of you lol
• has done stuff to try and get you mad since you always look happy(he's just a curious lil guy)
•COMB HIS HAIR PLEASE..he LOVES it
•pink x yellow perfect match honestly
•gives you his hiori randomly (showing his dominance LMFAO)
•When you guys sleep together he fucking drools on you 😭 but he looks rlly cute sleeping so you let it slide..
•says a lot of stupidly cringy jokes
•but he does have good jokes DW
Gin
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•This sly little bastard.. mf would be all up on you😭
•Randomly hugs you.
•Has you sit on his lap while he does his work
•Dirty jokes 24/7
•cant keep his hands to himself.
•likes cupping your face in his hands while staring into your eyes.
•lays on your lap when he's out of energy or he just finished his work
•play with his hair please!!
•kisses on your face till your ass red as a tomato.
Aizen (captain)
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• he actually does genuinely love you, he knows your not naive and that you have your own secrets, he's okay with that.
•when you guys are both away and don't have time to see each other he'll send gin to check on you.
•He very often pats your head for comfort
•running his fingers through your long pink hair is so soothing for him.
•you both read books and have tea dates
•very thoughtful gifts
•He feels very comfortable being with you.
•but he knows he'll have to leave soon..
Urahara
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• enamored with your existence.
•He absolutely adores you, he's such a simp.
•He let's you wear his hat
•praise him,compliment him, do anything around this man and he's putty in your hands.
•(those 2 kids I forgot the name of) they probably call you Mom or smth
•has made you multiple inventions just for the sake of being praised.
•Loves when you sit on his lap and yap to him about your day.
•Cuddles 24/7
•Kissies always, random hugs always, pats on the back always, random words of encouragement always.
Toshiro
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•Loves you alot.
•Kinda insecure about his height since your much taller than him(please comfort him🙏)
•makes ice sculptures of you from time to time(he never shows you them due to his embarrassment..)
• he's actually gotten a lot more confident about his height since you guys started dating, you compliment his height and never joke about his height, he loves that.
•he tries to keep his composure but just can't,your just so pretty and cute..he always has to stop himself from getting to red.
•Kisses on your hands always👏👏
•loves how understanding you are and how patient you are with him.
•gets so embarrassed when you call him suga-suga or toshi-toshi.
•Best naps ever warm+cold perfection
This was SOOOO OOC 😭 also took awhile to make-
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