#cant have that

[smiths-fan--13]

caitlin just posted c*nner on instagram for his birthday BLEH

but in the caption she wrote "love you always" but she didn't include the "i" in "I love you"

so basically she hates him and the closet is glass and she's waiting for one of us to marry her :)

[taz-clark]

since tumblr did that lame thing in 2017, i guess you'll have to go to my blusky to find the full version.

[rubarb69]

My feed is full of stuff im not intrested in, what happpend, how did the algorithm fuck up so badly

[rainingmbappe]

Almost lost the sexiest man ever (KDB) for a second there

[latetaektalk]

ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST😭😭😭😭 they need it

IT WILL COME DONT WORRY I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT HIHI

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(2 presentations, 1 paper away from the end.

we are. so. close. besties)

[prof-polaris]

You CAN actually adopt adults! It's how some people get the legal benefits of marriage in places where gay marriage is still illegal. As in legal adoption of course.

i dont think skie needs to be legally adopted though. also i have Sprite. i dont think i need more kids.

i'm doing pretty good with the one i have already :) i dont really want any more.

[goretzkastits]

But yeah anyways there won't be a second date cause the guy I went out with said Sommer is hotter than Manu :/

[smiths-fan--13]

PLEASEEEE mommies I'm begging you to feed me kk arnold smut like HOLYYY

she's so fine I get giddy and joyous when I see her

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

[mezimraky]

BABE WAKE UP THEY ARE GIVING THE ENDERMAN A BOYFRIEND

[paper-cities]

[gorillaxyz]

one of the straps on this top im wearing SNAPPED earlier

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.