#cant do it
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industrations · 11 months ago
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Watching the last of us for the 100th time, obsessing over perdo pascal a normal amount. Maybe it’s time to replay the games
Fuck. I love them so much
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userwines · 3 months ago
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I'm crazy
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blamemma · 1 year ago
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Daniel Ricciardo heading out on track via redbullracing insta stories
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janedoeoreo · 3 months ago
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I was doing something silly with my tongue and I couldn't get it now that I was recording lol
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minuseyes · 3 months ago
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I'm not answering your questions about Milton or about how I managed to leave. this is my real life and I don't want to talk about my past. at the very least, not right now.
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toffeesbabbles · 4 months ago
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my self insert gonna have that pathetic sopping wet cat rizz
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shiiocha · 10 months ago
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kind of messed up but anytime i do actually open instagram i immediately start getting ibs symptoms and my stomach tightens up and i cant spend more than a few seconds on there anymore
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captainknell · 4 months ago
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Someone IRL asked me what my top 5 Napoleon items in my collection are and I was stumped. It never occurred to me to rank them before. I love them all in their own ways. Some for the story of how I found them, some for their beauty, some for their age. I couldn't give him a satisfactory answer. It's been bugging me for several days now but I just can't pick!
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p19gen3 · 10 months ago
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the constant threat of violence is what keeps me and men from going back and forth. women will keep pushing that issue(with me specifically) bc they know the threat of violence is 0.
and theres not really shit i can do about that besides not deal with the habitual line steppers
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carolinetano7567 · 10 months ago
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I’m a little late to the Bad Batch party
but
WHERE
IS
TECH
!!!!???!!!!!!
WE GET WOLFFE AND VENTRESS AND REX AND CROSSHAIR AND NO TECH!? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? 😭😭😭😭
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ground-zer0s · 4 months ago
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My "for you" tab really wants me to be into the Saw franchise, and I get it, obviously I'm really into horror. But here's the thing, Tumblr algorithm...
~I am a squeamish bitch~
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gophergal · 1 month ago
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I forget how hard FRESH sweet tea goes until I make myself some
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mirkwood · 1 month ago
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Okay now fr I have to lock in for work ive fucking lost my mind
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bulliness · 2 months ago
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I'm so sorry Dylan but Million Dollar Baby is not a good song. I couldn't do it I'm sorry
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dcgfight · 2 months ago
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it's either because of extreme stubbornness or an insane sense of resolve but you literally cannot knock iako out in a fight she will simply stay conscious <3333
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savage-rhi · 4 months ago
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#my bros fiance and i speaking spanish and giggling and hes like “HEY THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO PLOTTING?”#“I HATE IT WHEN YOU 2 TALK SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.”#then little bro you should've taken spanish in high school like i did#and got adopted by a few aunties in the community#i still cant speak it well for shit and if its spoke rapidly i can catch pieces#but i can read it pretty well even though i fuck up the grammar#anyway his fiance is like “BABY RELAX WE'RE JUST MESSING AROUND”#“I KNOW MY SIS. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT INHERITED GREAT UNCLE JERRYS MANGO.”#“IF SHE WANTED TO STEAL YOU AWAY I KNOW SHE COULD FUCKING DO IT.”#HEHEHEHE HE CAUGHT ONTO MY PLAN#kidding kidding 😂#my future sis in law is wonderful and theyre a lovely couple shes the best thing thats happened to him#i just like fucking around and finding out yknow?#as for the mango piece our great uncle jerry was...popular#he was a ladies guy and might've been bi too#when my bro started showing signs he had the gift everyone was happy but come to find out i got it too and commence pearl clutching#at least i used my charisma powers for good a la helping my friends get hooked up with people unlike my bro#anyway point to this is BRO ADMITTED I OUTCLASS HIS ASA MUWAHAHAHA!!#20 SOMETHING YEARS IVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR HIM ADMIT IT#im better!#LMAO#🎶i got more rizzz than yyyOOOOOuuuuuuuu🎶#need a tag for when i share something personal that makes me happy#not magenta but some other pink#anyway im good at flirting but if they flirt back or it gets too weirdly intense: jay.exe stopped working#needs strong emotional connection to continue subscription#stars#cant do it#not today!#not ever actually
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