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if i had a nickel for every bllk fic i wrote with a name related to birds i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but considering i’ve only written two bllk fics so far it is a funny coincidence
#one thing about me i WILL be picking a bird themed title#me + birds = deadly combo#cannot be topped#m’s thoughts
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sometimes i'm like what is the best song in the world and then i'm like oh yeah it's dancing on my own by robyn (regular version NOT the radio edit)
#cannot be topped#not in our lifetime#just the absolute best all timer#closed out my wedding that's how good it is
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ok so i should preface this by saying i am in no way a hater of the broadway adaptation of moulin rouge. it's fun! it's a good time! i like karen olivo! i'll take any moulin rouge you put in front of me! but the thing is it doesn't come even CLOSE to the film. i mean i'm sorry but. if they were attempting to capture the essence of the original (which is like equal parts fun, maximalist, dramatic and mournful) they failed so bad lol. the song changes do make sense when you think they wanted to adapt it in a more modern way but it's so funny how it made the whole thing 100x weaker lmaoo and like. you just cannot top nicole kidman giving 200% of herself in that role you CANNOT top that tsk tsk tsk
#nicole kidman going 'listen to my heeeeeeeeart can you heeeeear it siiiiiing'#'and FORGIIIIIIIVE EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING'#cannot be topped#personal
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Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#epic the musical#Epic's version was very sweet and very well executed (and so cathartic!)#But Odyssey Penelope is *so* done with all the bullshit at this point in the story.#Credit where it is due; at this point she's been through a lot.#And to top if all off - her own son and one of the few maids on her side are buying into this (supposed) ruse.#This cannot have been the only time someone tried to pull this trick on her either.#Its the contrast between: 'Oh you're My husband?' and 'Ohh *sureeee* you're my husband. Just like the 30 other 'Odys' before you.'#The olive tree bed trick is a great gambit because it really is the final test to verify his identity.#I'm just a sucker for couples who have a secret only they know between them I suppose!#The match each other in will and wit! They will always find each other!!!#Anyways. The Odyssey is a worthwhile read and I highly recommend it. Epic is also a great musical worth checking out.
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two pretty best friends ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡
#my two favorite boys!!#embarrassed to admit i thought ryis was named ayis for the longest time bc i cannot read#i hc march as transmasc#he got his top surgery at claire's#fields of mistria fanart#maryis#fields of mistria march#fields of mistria#fields of mistria ryis#fom march#fom ryis#fom fanart#everyday marchposting#artist#artists on tumblr#digital art#hypnosees#art
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silly little retainerswap au . . . baur was a bodyguard for one of kalim's ancestors; kalim is at NRC specifically so that sebek can go without abandoning his post. the vipers are the traditional retainers for briar valley's royalty and they REALLY disapprove of lilia for book 7 spoilers reasons
#sebek zigvolt#kalim al asim#jamil viper#lilia vanrouge#kalim is a first year in this AU because he didn't enroll until sebek was invited (it still involved bribery obv.)#theyre roommates and it's awful. they had two other roommates at first but the other two requested to move dorm rooms#because sebek kept putting them in headlocks for stepping over the imaginary line demarcating kalim's quarter of the room#jamil is determined to be completely on top of his job because his parents have been complaining about lilia for years#and if this how do you do fellow kids shithead does a better job of being malleus's right hand than him he will fucking wither and die#he has 100% passive aggressively brought up maleanor's death to lilia while malleus was out of earshot. at least twice#he fucking HATES silver. silver can beat him in a fight and he cannot deal with it at all. like he's WAY more steamed about it than sebek#i think in this AU's version of spectral soiree jamil spent the entire time trying to get silver lost for ever in the ghost dimension
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𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜.
𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜.
#im gonna snozzzz-#ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZzzz#coelacanth#nil'smadramblings#edit: i cannot believe this is getting a thousand notes#i just hyperfixated at coelacanths while the world panics#welp its now officially my top post thank you everyone
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did you mean: your favorite artist’s favorite artist?
#MY TOP ARTIST!!#i wanted to paint her again because its been a WHILE#SHES SO BEAUTIFUL#cries and paints in lesbian#i cannot wait for the second album cmon chappell pls#anyway#lets go lesbians!!!#chappell roan#janeru draws#illustration#artists on tumblr#art#jiyaneru
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Day Two:Edging
MINORS DNI!! Top male reader
Extra⚠️ Bf x bf,, Edging,,riding,,whiny
"Please! I'll- I'll do anything just..let me cum!" Was all your boyfriend could whine out as he layed underneath your body that pressed him down against the mattress. His cock red, swollen and twitching begging for his release that he thinks at this point he'll never get.
His back was arched towards your dick that tortured his hole, pistoning in and out of him like you were getting oayed for it. He knows you've came since he feels all sticky and full so why don't you jsut let him cum!!
When you didn't respond to his pleas, fat tears rolled down his cheeks, his hands being gripped by yours to prevent him from jerking it off while behing fucked like a little slut. He feels like he's going to pass out if you edge him one more time!
"Oh god! Yes, y-yes!" His moans were guttural as you started a rough pace once again, his body moving up and down with your harsh thrusts. He could barely think, he could barely even breathe. His sensitive nipple brushing against the bedsheets was agonising. He couldn't stop his eyes from rolling back
But once again you stopped, gripping at his dick to prevent any sort of release. His body quivering under yours. He was barely even coherent at this point! Just a desperate, moaning mess underneath you. His face was so lewd, cheeks flushed and tongue hanging out of his mouth, he needs to cum. He craves it.
His moans basically turned into light screams as you manhandled him, picking his heavy body up onto your lap, He could barely registering your words when you commanded him to bounce on your cock, to take it like the good boy.
And he is!! He's such a good boy for you!! He may cry, scream and beg but he knows he's addicted to being edged. The fleeting feeling making his mind go utterly blank and only being able to think about you and your cock.
He's trying so hard to please you as he lifts his heavy and exhausted body up and down on your lap, his hands digging into your thighs as he rides your dick like he was born to do it, his cock pressing hard against his tummy, when you let go off his hands, they stayed still. You had trained him so well that he wouldn't even touch himself without your permission.
When you gave him the go ahead, his hands flew to his red cock jerking it off like he had never done it before. "Oh yes thank you! Thank you~!" He was soo loud as he finally splatters his cum over his tummy. There was so much of it even some reaching on his face.
He panted loudly, lost in the bliss of finally having an orgasm after hours of unending sex but right when he was about to drift off to sleep in your arms, he felt your thrusts build up again. How did you have so much stamina!?
#{K1nktober}#kinktober#{top male reader}#x top male reader#top male reader#dom male reader#x dom reader#bottom male character#x bottom male character#I cannot take edging srs anymore
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Happy birthday FNAF!!! We've been blessed with most of the withereds' incomplete heads, a toy freddy, a mangle, and the most complete look of toy bonnie we've had so far!!!
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#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's movie#five nights at freddy’s movie#fnaf movie 2#fnaf 2#fnaf movie 2 bts#fnaf movie news#withered freddy#withered foxy#withered chica#toy freddy#mangle#toy bonnie#im afraid i cannot tell what exactly is on withered foxy's right side?#it seems to be the top half of a head and maybe the bottom part of w.freddy's hat?????
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#max calling daniel old and pretending his age is a joke and not incredibly hot to him is the highlight of this video for me#love of my lives#joy of each others worlds#maxiel#max verstappen#daniel ricciardo#f1#op#this video quality is absurd btw#i cannot believe a professional account filmed with this quality. were they using an iphone 4?#and ofc the lighting is horrific on top of all that#but i did my best
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save me little low res scelertias fel excited to see durge come home
#this is the best screenshot ive ever taken i think#cannot top it#love sceleritas fel so much#i think the more low res he gets the funnier he is#i dont need to see his face to know hes grinning at durge's return#bg3#dark urge#durge
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"If you're looking for tea, it's on the top shelf. "
My Rook's 4'11 self:
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age lucanis#rookanis#lucanis x rook#comet cannot reach the top shelf doesnt he know this#maybe he does and he uses it as an excuse to help her#ohoho
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Childe with hints of Foul Legacy's features.
Childe with sharpened canines that aren't noticeable unless he teasingly nips at your fingers or laughs, boisterous and long and just a little bloodthirsty.
Childe with just barely pointed nails, to perfectly tap against any wooden surface when he's impatient.
Childe with cold, deadened eyes, until he tilts his head so the sun hits them just perfectly, jagged fragments of light glittering over his gaze.
Childe with slivers of broken skin over his knuckles, dark armor pushing through in its place that he stubbornly covers with his gloves.
Childe with a longer tongue that only flicks out every once in a while, almost always to stick out playfully at you.
Childe with scars littering his back, rough and torn and star-shaped, permanently stained a dark purple, which he only allows you to touch.
Childe who occasionally, instinctively makes little trilling and cooing noises, the sounds just slipping from his throat. if you listen closely when he's nearby, you can even hear him softly purr.
Childe who nuzzles against you, practically molding his body to fit with yours and rubbing his head against your shoulder before smushing his and your cheeks together, a wide grin on his face.
Childe with some subtle, monstrous traits that make you love him all the more.
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#gi ajax#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#genshin x reader#childe x reader#folks and friends i have a cat next to me#on top of my clothes#and i really need water#but she is so cute and i cannot move to disturb her#anyways slightly monstrous childe hehe#wifi's brainrot#short scenario#good evening
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irresponsible illegal getaway drive
#pleuart#pleucas#bsd#bungo stray dogs#illustration#dazai osamu#chuuya#chuuya nakahara#dazai#skk#soukoku#dazai can’t drive#skk being badass and scary as children#<<<#skk being badass and scary by accident when in reality#one of them cannot drive despite being a super genius (he can’t ride a bike either)#the other can level a building but has a well worn step stool to reach the top shelf#they were teenagers together despite never knowing what it meant and that is :c peak mafia skk dynamic idc
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I’m sorry we were all robbed of this look from the wedding that was hiding underneath the oversized suit coat.
I mean, canonically, upon seeing this Yei would have probably died on the spot and then devoured Cher whole because damn…
And I would have liked to see it.
#wandee goodday#wandee goodday the series#oyeicher#yeicher#oyei x cher#cher phadetseuk#oyei phadetseuk#let cher be sexy#look at this lace top#i cannot
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