#canadian invasion

[tashjohn4080]

Let Love Lead ❤

[ceolsvalin]

All in favor of Canada invading us?

[lordvonbunnyv]

Traintober day 25: distress signal

Belle: WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU CALL THE SEARCH AND RESCUE CENTER WHEN THERE’S NO EMERGENCY?! YOU NEVER CALL THE EMERGENCY SERVICES IF THERE IS NO EMERGENCY!? WHY DID YOU CALL ME TO THE DOCKS WHEN THERE’S NO EMERGENCY?

Thomas: well, you see, there was but it kind of took care of itself so we don’t really need you, but trust us that we did have an emergency but now we don’t-

Salty: a huge flock of illegal Canadians invaded our shores, laid siege, and physically assaulted Porter.

Belle: what?

Thomas: he’s talking about them *points to a huge flock of geese on the dock*

The geese:

Thomas: the one that attacked Porter flew away. And every time we try to shoo them away, they come at us and nobody is able to get any work done because of the dang geese

Belle: I’ll go call the RAF.

[downmystreeandupyours]

On the bright side: The headlines and reactions acted like bright-red neon arrows in terms of identifying those who are sane from those whose brains are infected with fear-causing pus

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Starship Invasions (1977)

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I desperately need more botany/gardening/solarpunk/foraging posts that aren’t so fucking American-centric

“European plants are invasive” okay, in America— but which ones are invasive HERE, like are Spanish species invasive to England? Are French plants invasive to England??

[allthecanadianpolitics]

A debilitating parasite that causes a fatal disease in fish has been confirmed in British Columbia for the first time, four months after a suspected case in the Rockies caused several bodies of water to be closed. Emerald Lake and several nearby lakes in B.C.'s Yoho National Park, roughly 175 kilometres northwest of Calgary, were shuttered after a suspected case of whirling disease was found last September. Parks Canada said on Friday that further testing confirmed the presence of whirling disease in Emerald Lake. It also confirmed the disease had spread to bodies of water in the Kootenay River watershed.

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Tagging @politicsofcanada

[kent-farm]

It took a couple tries to get here.

—Barry Allen, TheFlash, “Invasion!”

[buttacake80]

I really need some of y'all to pull your heads outta your asses AND see what is happening.

The United States just pissed in the face of our ride or die. Canada.

When 9-11 happened, it was Canada that yelled "shotgun" and came along for the ride. We've been pissing on the back of Mexico for long enough that they wear a raincoat around us, but not Canada.

When the fires broke out in LA, Canada sent fire crews to help. Do you think they are going to reach out and help us now? DO YOU?!

I can't grasp the fucking cognitive dissonance of my fellow Americans, particularly the hockey fans.

Over half of the fucking 700 players are Canadian. They're still drenched in piss, and y'all are acting like things are normal.

This is not normal.

The PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES has threatened the sovereignty of our closest neighbor and ally. The country of their birth.

Wake the fuck up, bro.

But more EMBARRASSINGLY, the CANADIANS are watching us, CONFUSED why some of you are so willfully STUPID. You are walking around like we didn't just threaten to destroy the North American economy.

We are still threatening to invade Greenland and Panama. Trump has agreed to wipe Gaza from the earth.

There's a maniac running through federal buildings, deleting shit for the LOLZ, AND the current president is senile and being exploited by that wannabe Hitler and his wannabe Hitler Youth.

I don't even think TRUMP KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING.

Again, VANCE IS FUCKING QUIET. I reckon he's letting both Trump & Musk "hang" themselves. Trump is exposing himself as mentally incompetent, and Musk is still a private individual who does not hold immunity for any state or international crimes committed (as far as I am aware).

Re: Matthew Tkachuk & the Florida Panthers

I can read muthafuckas. Most everybody in that team photo was uncomfortable. Some simply did not know how to act. They were standing with the POTUS, BUT A LOT OF THEM ARE STILL CANADIAN.

The NHL IS NOT FULL OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS! THEY ARE CANADIANS AND SWEDES AND FINNS. They saw Musk do a Hitler salute. These muthafuckas ain't that fucking stupid.

Trump has threatened instability in ALL OF THEIR FUCKING COUNTRIES.

With that said, Matthew Tkachuk was tickled pink to be standing next to Trump.

[homucifer-ryotan]

Canadians please don’t ignore this

I usually don’t make posts like this, but this is something that Canadians, LGBT or not, should know about. This internet bill is gonna cost so many problems if it become legal. Also if you’re not a Canadian but you know any Canadian(s), and you already don’t like bills like KOSA, please let them know about this post.

There is also this great video by this Canadian privacy lawyer explains the problems with Bill S-210 so well.

[vox-anglosphere]

D-Day paratroopers over Juno Beach on 6 June 1944 and in 2004

[tashjohn4080]

I want to commit a crime with you 😂

[katiajewelbox]

Canadian Goldenrod Part 1:

While the world’s finest athletes were going for gold in Paris at the 2024 Olympic games this summer, I was going for gold in my own garden. By “gold”, I mean this gorgeous Canadian Goldenrod (Solidago canadensis) plant.

If there was a plant Olympics, Canadian Goldenrod could win a gold medal in the invasive species category. This large and in-charge plant has numerous attributes that enhance its successful invasion of new habitats. Canadian Goldenrod is a herbaceous perennial plant that can grow up to 6 feet (180 cm) tall, a height which gives its airborne seeds an advantage in travelling to new areas far from the parent plant. The plant propagates via underground rhizomes that produce vast genetically identical populations that can take over an area. This species will eagerly take over habitat disturbed by natural disasters like forest fires as well as areas disturbed by human activity before other plant species can establish a foothold.

A resilient plant, Canadian Goldenrod can thrive in a wide range of climates corresponding to the USDA hardiness zones 3 through 9. Even in its native habitat northeastern and north-central North America, the plant will form natural monocultures where it has out-competed the other indigenous plants.

What happens when this plant goes to compete with native plants in other parts of the world? Find out next time.

Please note: The large bushy plant I am hugging is the Canadian Goldenrod. The other yellow flowers are a different species called Evening Primrose (Oenothera biennis).

[oldshowbiz]

Margaret Trudeau with the Rolling Stones

[gallimaufryish]

RIP Donald Sutherland (July 17, 1935 - June 20, 2024)

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Suite 16/9th Floor | Cybotron | Implosion | 1980

Starship Invasions | 1977