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Not the first time this fandom simped for a single parent. I knew Lilia wouldn't be the last
#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twst#white rabbit festival#twst spoilers#twisted wonderland spoilers#mama spade#she is pretty#can't lie Abt that#Duece got all the looks from her
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There's nothing he can't do. Yet.
(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#This whole poll and comic is very inspired by a convo I had with qourmet in one of their art streams.#namely that the Art Of Grilling is a powerful skill separate from cooking.#I've also been inspired by said convo to try and learn how to grill. What's the point of having a garden if I can't grill my summer squash?#Anyways. I hope this appeases the crowd that has been in arms about the prev prev poll.#I don't think teenji can cook. I think lan wangji is just very good at dedicating himself to whatever craft he needs to pick up.#give him a day and he will be a grill dad#the most powerful beast of the summer lawn biome.#Until then he will lie awake at night. Haunted by this inadequacy. He's just like me for real (chronic perfectionist).#I think this is the first domestic wangxian post i've made. God I'm so sorry wangxian fans.#wwx could not care *less* abt lwj having flaws. I think thats the beauty of this relationship. they *know* about each other's flaws FIRST.#Love each people *because* of the flaws - not despite them (thats my unsolicited advice for the day).#also if you noticed my medium gray marker slowly giving out...today it finally died on me....
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perisex trans people when something isn't about them:
#someone on my post abt shi/hir pronouns is trying to say that they were never used fetishistically for intersex ppl#and were “ackshully made for transfems and saying not is a transmisogynistic lie!! 🤓”#like. you are just lying#also way to imply that intersex people are rewriting history to be transmisogynistic. such a great ally#just say you can't stand not being the focus of attention for 5 seconds. we won't judge you if you admit it#intersexism#tw intersexism#actually intersex#intersex#trans intersexism#shi/hir
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trying not to get irked by swiftie media illiteracy. I've retired! I'm out of the game!! but some of you are very stupid
#Like naur offense my eye twitches sometimes.#this time it was that post going 'omg how did she go from I'm a mirrorball shining for you to feeling like a pathological ppl pleaser'#like what are u talking about sis. that song is inherently about people pleasing and always has been.#what do u think 'I'll show u every version of urself'/'you are not like the regulars'/'still on that tightrope' meant#and don't get me started on the interpretations of invisible string post-joever#talking abt 'omg she was just making up connections how is a teal shirt related to grass'#LOIKE THAT'S THE POINTTTTTGAHENEJAHENRKSHDBEKXJSB#it's not actually about a fated love it's about being so caught up that you create the mysticism#the magic is there because I BELIEVE it is. the ordinary things are wondrous and fateful bc i CHOOSE to see it that way.#almost as if 'we can leave the Christmas lights up til January' was a song.#that one enrages me I can't lie. swifties are too dense to handle folklore I'm confiscating it u can't play with it anymore.
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I've never actually heard of the Robotized Metal Sonic theory! Could you please explain? It honestly it sounds really cool! (And also any mention of Robotization makes me happy because that means the SatAM show was acknowledged in some way)
Ooh yeah sure!! Others have probably explained it better, or maybe have slightly different takes on it but this is how I see it:
The events of Sonic CD happen without Metal being present which results in Eggman winning and actually capturing Sonic, leading to the bad future. He roboticizes him and then for whatever reason, sends him back in time. I've seen different takes on this, maybe Eggman wanted his victory to be even easier with the help of Metal, maybe Metal was defective (or rebelling) and he wanted to get rid of him, maybe Metal sent himself back to try fix what had happened. Either way, Metal ends up back in the hands of Eggman in a new timeline, with a new Sonic, and he loses. At this point I like to think Metal doesn't have many of his original memories, but he's still convinced he's the real Sonic - and he's not wrong! He was Sonic. But no one believes that.
It's all very fucked up if you think about it for a bit, especially the events of Sonic Heroes. (Metal tries so hard to be different to Sonic, to be something new and unique, and it still doesn't work. Again he loses his voice and his freedom and any uniqueness he had as Neo Metal Sonic, and no one even cares.)
Gayemeralds has written more about the theory, and has a series of fics about it here
Another one of my favourite fics about this subject is Corrosion - mind the tags on this one!
I've also drawn this based on the theory, which is kind of inspired by Corrosion and the second fic in that series, Dateline!
If anyone else has more to add about this theory please do, I'd love to read more fics abt it and I know there's a few posts about it here which send me absolutely insane
#i hope i explained it ok sjfghdh#i can't think abt it too much or i have to go lie down it's SO.. AUHHH...#idk anything about satAM unfortunately but i do love the concept of roboticization#answered#sth#sonic#metal sonic
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"They found each other in the wreckage of optimism, and it took them a decade to decide that hope was not enough to save the Golden Branch from itself. It was in a library, not an armoury, where the Apostolosian became the sword and shield of Integrity, a Divine who’d lost its Candidate. Some climb into their Divines, others deploy them across the battlefield, or fight under the blanket of their shadows. But Integrity demands intimacy. It digs into the flesh of the willing, all metal and promises and penetralia, desperate to create an unbreakable unity. It is afraid, and wounded, and it cannot know the power it gives without seeing it first in the reflection of a Candidate's eyes: the loft, the velocity, the violence. And for the first time in centuries, Integrity doesn’t fear its Candidate. It moves with confidence, in muscle and ambition. It believes in Sokrates Nikon Artemisios." (COUNTER/Weight 22: A Broken Branch)
Great episode to get to after recent palisade happenings. I obviously remember the "Integrity demands intimacy" but there's so much other great stuff here.... "They found each other in the wreckage of optimism" is just incredible.
Edit: Noting the wording of " [...] the Apostolosian became the sword and shield of Integrity" because Integrity literally is both those things - they are the armor Sokrates wears and the weapon they wield - but it positions them here both as a protector of Integrity and someone Integrity acts through (divines & candidates!).
And I love that this gives Integrity pre-Sokrates interiority I had honestly completely forgotten about. "For the first time in centuries, Integrity doesn't fear it's candidate" A divine afraid(!) of what it can do together with it's candidate, the power it gives. And then what Austin describes in pal29 comes to mind, which is like, "if there was a time when Integrity was like, you know, 'Finally someone has come to help me get out of this situation.' That is not what's happening here." It's interesting because that phrasing of if not the current but a past state("that time has come and gone ")... it still sounds like fear a little bit. And that obviously isn't the case anymore (I don't feel like typing out this Austin quote but he said something about the notion of immortality & change that made me real happy. I love that shit) & I'm curious to learn more about this hopefully.
I love Integrity & while I don't think of it as "the good one", it's fate is important to me because is still one of the sickest divines (which is really saying a lot with like, Perennial and Motion et al. around).
#Integrity is in the description for todays ep & I'm not sure if that's because they're just mentioned like hey btw. or actually relevant#But I shall find out. After I finish this faction game that is#counterweightposting#Palisadeposting#Palisade spoilers#I couldn't fit it in up there but more than everything else 'It is afraid and wounded' made me think of pal29. Likeeee#Also I was like Austin come on give people some credit when he said that bit abt integrity fans going but that's the good one#But 1) likely something he's actually seen? and 2) I can't lie I would like it to be on MBs side. This is my wouldn't that be sick? part.#But ultimately I want whatever happens to to be interesting. And there's things that aren't interesting to me and some of those -#- even fall under 'on MBs side' so like. WELL I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE.#I could elaborate on what's not interesting to me but it's a little. What if I jinx it. (not real) (I'm being extremely silly)#Those tags could've been it's own post tbh but I don't want to type it all out again.
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this is gonna be the most career-specific vent i make but like. ik i'm not supposed to take things personally while teaching. esp teaching college. however. trying my best to make questions/discussion prompts that students will respond to and being met with silence and/or the same five students is definitely disheartening lmao
#and listen. i am incredibly appreciative of those five students.#and i have others who participate from time to time and give good thoughts and ideas#and i know what it's like to /take/ composition (it's boring as shit) and ik what it's like to be the only student of like 30 to participat#but goddamn i can't help but take it to heart#esp when the other ta's talk abt how responsive their class is#and how much they talk#it's like. what am i doing wrong akjdskjdskjd#maybe this is just the burden of liking to teach 9:30am classes though#anyways every tuesday/friday i do a little song and dance for 18 year olds and i am in fact the clown#this is incredibly melodramatic i do love what i do#and i am /very/ appreciative of the students who do participate and are very clearly paying attention#but also goddamn energy was low as shit today and. not even gonna lie i just feel bad akjdskjdskdj
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More domivani solidarity lesgoooo :D
#them bonding over their shared noé struggles gives me SO MUCH joy#vnc#vnc spoilers#vnc chapter 61.5#(not to make everything about tai sui but#this reminded me of that one scene where shiyong and bai ling complain abt zy being a spoilt ass brat who can't even do his own hair)#i need to go lie down and think abt ts again bye
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Here’s another copy of another selling of your fic on another persons page
Look what I found on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1727305864/art-heist-baby-book-hard-copy-james?ref=share_v4_lx
nooo way it's going for £124.92 .... at 50% off...... who are these people.... who ... are... these people....?
#asks#anyway yeah i am just full on posting the links to the shops atp bc i am over it and just putting them all on notice...#like i'm tired of doing this and i don't wanna do this anymore yall i can't lie#i'd also just rather live in blissful ignorance atp i fear. and im so serious abt that
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anyway i thjnk the most fucked up thing about i am a gun is that bruce is fucking right. his mental version of joker is damn accurate. even so early on in his career he's able to see past joker's evil uncaring monster outer persona and recognize the human inside of him who's alone and afraid and hurting, who desperately wants to be saved but doesn't know how to be anything other than the joker. even if you disregard that "the last smile" story the tkj script makes it Quite Clear that joker very badly wants to accept batman's offer but he doesn't feel like rehabilitation is a viable option for him (for multiple reasons)
#it's just so. auuuuuhhhhhhhghh#that bruce was able to recognize that so early on in their relationship like holy fuck#i feel soooooo cool and ordinary and normal about i am a gun (lie)#+ i'd have to reread the tkj script to be totally sure but i'm Pretty Sure it's the first comic that makes it overtly clear#beyond the shadow of a doubt that bruce wants to help joker not for pragmatic reasons like stopping his crimes or averting their deaths#but because he recognizes that beneath it all joker is a very sad lonely broken person coping with life the only way he knows how#(or at the very least not ONLY for pragmatic reasons)#(and yeah it's heavily implied in tkj and other stuff but i am a gun fully spells it out)#hjjijfjkjkkkkkhhhhhhh#batjokes#agony anguish pain#can't think abt batman 127-130 for too long it makes me so
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I kinda don't like the notion that Aqua has to be 'fixed' before he can be loved, idk to me if ur mentally ill u deserve love and understanding even if ur not 'healed', does that make sense?
#aqukana#onk#hoshino aqua#hoshino aquamarine#oshi no ko manga#oshi no ko#ofc I get the notion that he can hurt people as well but his character revolves around his kindness in particular#what I mean by kind is that even though he says he's the most horrible human being out there he can't help but reach out his hand to those+#who needs him#and onk is all abt lies it's totally on brand for aqua to absolutely lie abt how he does things#and anyone who says “oH bUt WhAt aBoUt cHapTer 117???” I'm sorry but he hasn't even done anything to kana (yet atleast)#onk aqua
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the bro code among doctors is insaaaanee
doc2: "hmmm yes the treatment doc1 prescribed doesn't seem appropriate for the symptoms you are describing, this sounds confusing indeed. BUT I'm sure MY TRUSTED EXPERIENCED COMPETENT COLLEAGUE (these people don't know each other) decided this for a reason and this is the correct treament for uyo after all ^_______^ no I won't reevaluate you, despite having open appointments uwu go die from infection somewhere else"
#i really need to stop being open abt seeking reevalutation and should just lie abt seeing a doc before#sorry i can't think of manipulativ schemes to trick medical professionals into doing their job when im sick scared and in pain
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Im going to be completely frank with you all... and admit that I read these options and wasn't sure how to take this chart,,, so uh. Under the cut is Another Version. I'd apologize but I've given you the option to keep scrolling ¯\_(・・)_/¯
(If you notice characters missing on Kim's side, I probably figured she doesn't know who they are lol)
For the record,,, if they *wanted* me to pull their hair-- *is shot several times before I can continue*
Uhh Matthew is here because I have been converted fully on he/him or enby lesbian Matthew I think. He lives in my brain rent free now, very gender. I'd pull his hair but also I think he mostly just deserves to have it played with nicely.
And Scott's here because 1) I enjoy trans Scott, 2) Kim Pine Brain Rot possibly, 3) idk he's like,, the exception. God damnit, I've fallen for the inexplicable Scott Pilgrim Effect. What the fuck--
I did think about doing this chart like everyone was actually applicable to my tastes, but even if they were I think the ones I didn't put up would have to fall on the caress side bc I just don't feel that way abt them lol.
Again, not to say that's the case for the gals over on that side,,, I just think I would want to be gentle w them shxkdjsdhbd with the exception for Lynette who probably deserves to have her hair pulled, but again I fear she would Hurt Me,,, but maybe in a fun way,,,
Anyway No One Look At Me....
(,, also,,, Ramona is so far over bc I think she would enjoy it,, otherwise she'd be closer to Kim in that section. Same thing w Roxie)
If anyone actually looks at this version, I'm not opposed to doing a version like this for Kim btw! Just ask for it so I feel like I'm not just Dropping This and scurrying away
#sp comic#meme#kim pine#id tag more people but i Do Not Have The Strength....#also i like Living and I think the idea of more people seeing the suggestively taken one makes me want to Die a little#(not to say you cant reblog this or whatever im just being dramatic shdjejsdhdhgdd I am generally a fairly Reserved person)#for the kim chart- i based my other scott placement on the interaction theyve had here! i think if they interacted for real or more often +#+ he'd end up definitively in the Pull Roughly suggestion with most people#ooc#he maybe if i finish edits for everyone i could try this w the au stuff. kit's thoughts might be different here...#hey*#also let me know if i forgot anyone??? i thought abt including the robots but. no hair. and gideon the cat has Fur so. on technicality-#but like barring parents and peter i think i got most people#i guess if lainey was here she'd go somewhere in the middle or right? w/out knowing what she'd be like#FUCK I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THIS. I MEAN IT'S HERE NOW SO IM NOT REMOVING IT BUT I AM S C R E A M I N G I WASNT READY#ah i forgot crash and the boys actually. thats why i wasnt supposed to post this yet#uhhhh Pull Roughly for like all of them. except trasha. trasha gets head pats and a juice box#except for on Kim's chart. on Kim's chart she's in the pull roughly section I can't lie to myself. she hates that kid 😭 also on that note +#+ knives should probably be in the middle section. like she wants to pull it for her having copped her style and being stupid abt scott.#but I didn't put her there bc I feel like even if she wants to she wouldn't ya know? knives is a Precious Angel after all
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the discovery of my 67 year old English teacher writing gay fanfiction as a genuine assignment of his has given me the courage to turn in a lachambers poem as my final summative ☠️
#what in the canada#lachambers#gay month 🤢#chris x gordie#gordie lachance#chris chambers#happy pride 🌈#who's grandpa is this 🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️#I'M NOT EVEN JOKING THOUGH IT WAS SO CRINGE IT WAS ABT A TEEN VAMPIRE WHO'S ACTUALLY 116 YEARS OLD WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A 16 YEAR OLD HUMAN#IT WAS WRITTEN LIKE SMUT#I'M NEVER RECOVERING FROM THAT#turning negatives into positives 😪😢#damn wokies going to far istg 😒#most of these tags are sarcasm by the way#but not all 💔#kms#stand by me#gay#what the hell boy#i love my english teacher but this made me question him quite a bit I can't even lie
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marsssssss its so late buit im up thinkking about the answer to one of the fession blog asks i made abt hajime feeling betrayed by nagito's' reveal. something something that boy he was on the beach. was worded sooo good. i think about it a lot.... word
i loveeeee calling komaeda the boy on the beach it's one of my fav little titles for him <3
#ask#mice#i'm a simple man. i think abt kmhn's first impressions of each other and i Cry !#even after everything he's still the one who saw hajime passed out on the beach and decided to stay until he woke up#and no matter what hajime does he just can't get himself to believe that that kindness was a lie#because he wants so so so badly for it to be true. he wants for the boy on the beach to be true#yeah..... yeahhhh
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sun wukong isn't morally grey, his flaws are just written more tact than you guys are used to in a kids show
#it's just like how ppl treated rose quartz#ppl see a nonhuman character that's written with the specific intent to Be Human and go yeah morally grey#i've talked abt this before but it's such a personal pet peeve of mine like#that is not what morally grey means#monkie kid#talking tag#can't even lie i made this bc i saw an argument on twitter and it made me sigh
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