#can’t wait for tomorrow

[the-crimson]

I love that almost all of bbh’s scary lord titles are misdirects but still entirely true, he just plays with viewer expectations.

Acceptance was q!bbh accepting that he would have to drop any pretense of morality and embrace his demonic nature to find his kids.

Consequences was not q!bbh experiencing consequences but the consequences of the feds not returning the kids via q!bbh framing them for delivering deadly monstrosities on everyone’s door steps.

He reframes what we as the audience expect in such fun ways every time that it always keeps us guessing as to what he’ll do next

[hearthvkoo]

JK’S WEVERSE POST FOR HOBI 💜

Almost screamed when I opened the notification 🥹

So most likely (from what I understood by reading the post) neither he nor Jimin will be able to be there tomorrow?!?

I think it will most likely be the same for the others, I hope they are well, I can stand it until the end 😢

Also Jimin and Jin came on Weverse too !!

The fact that they keep calling him Jaman will always make me laugh no matter what

[sinnerista]

The infamous shot to the head during the doubles match

Champ laughing it off

[p-h03n1-x]

Yibo Official Weibo update 12.28.2023 When life is quiet without a sound, every tiny move is making a noise. See you tomorrow at 12 noon!

[karihighman]

How I sleep knowing it’s Chenford day tomorrow:

[pearblossommina]

ToG read-a-long, Throne of Glass, day 7

THIS BOOK!!!!! 😍😍😍

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Phillipa: mentions she has a grandson

Me: ages her 40 years in my mind

(Idk why I thought this woman was Celeana’s peer) (I thought she was maybe like… at the most 5-10 years older than her) (GIRL HAS A GRANDSON. GIRL IS A GRANDMOTHER.) (ok Phillipa… you are hereby upgraded to g-milf!)

Anyway this chapter is CUTE. SO CUTE.

Candy and a puppy for Yulemas! D’awwww

Dorian you’re so fucking cute, STOP!

I literally don’t care about anything lmao I just want to keep reading

When he comes after the ball they better finally kiss this is getting RIDICULOUS

37

Kind of a cute, world-building, religious ceremony

I think it’s funny that Celeana fell asleep

(And Chaol did, too) (lol)

38

LOL THIS CHAPTER

I’M GOING OUT OF MY MIND

Everyone’s pining for everyone

It’s such a treat

(Did you notice how Chaol called Dorian attractive) (and then Dorian called Chaol radiant) (THAT MADE MY DAY)(SHAPE THIS LOVE TRIANGLE INTO A FULL TRIANGLE, YOU SWEET BISEXUAL BABIES)

39

I’M LIVING

THIS LOVE TRIANGLE IS TRIANGULAR

YEEESSSSS FINALLY MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED

40

Dorian Dorian Dorian Dorian

(I love this guy) (I can’t help it)

Kaltain! Kaltain is working on her villain arc, good for her, but I don’t think it’s gonna work out for her.

(She KNOWS now.) (Uh oh.) I feel like there’s maybe no point in Celeana hiding her identity anymore. Since she’s already made it to the final duel it seems like they probably blew the whole “stay in the middle of the pack and keep your head down” plan. Everyone already knows she’s awesome. Why continue to pretend otherwise?

I feel so invigorated by this chapter set lol

I wasn’t ACTUALLY losing interest I was just… y’know… waiting…

Ah hahahaha I’m glad a ship is finally sailing. THE GOOD SHIP Dorian x Celeana. Toot toot, all aboard.

[moonlight-prose]

making myself feel better by chilling in leather bell bottoms and eating cookies.

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[patpranismyotp]

los extrañé mucho 😭

[the-crimson]

Ok initial thoughts after the Cellbit lore because omfg that was a lot.

It makes so much sense that this military looking dude is an original member of the federation and that they were the one puppeting Cellbit during the whole month long enigma. Cellbit was essentially cleaning up the skeletons in the federation’s closet and who would know those skeletons better than an og member.

This person understands what makes Cellbit tick and was able to drag him around for over a month without Cellbit realizing until cucurucho revealed the truth at the very end. This person is scarily intelligent and knows how to manipulate people by playing with their desires and strengths. They kept Cellbit busy cleaning federation mistakes by dangling the mystery just under his nose so Cellbit would want to chase it (in addition to threatening what he loves) and Cellbit gave them everything.

I don’t think Max giving Cellbit the invitation to A0 was part of this worker’s plan but they are using it to their advantage. It’s obvious Cellbit hates cucurucho what better way to assure Cellbit they can trust each other than telling Cellbit curucucho will fall tomorrow? This person has already proven they can manipulate Cellbit easily and everything they said to him today reeks of manipulation and telling Cellbit what he wants to hear to make him to what they want.

Maybe this person really does want cucurucho to fall and this item to be stolen or this is a trap for Cellbit and his closest allies who are also against the federation. Maybe Cellbit has lost his usefulness and they are taking this opportunity to remove him and other troublemakers from the board.

Don’t forget. Twitchcon is literally this week. It’s five days away. Pretty much everyone Cellbit will want to bring is going to Twitchcon.

This person told Cellbit to bring allies on the heist. He told Cellbit he’d give information about the eggs. They are going to be inside a federation facility where warp stones and ender pearls (stasis chambers) don’t work.

My theory is this. It’s going to be a trap for both Cellbit and crew and Cucurucho. They are gonna hit two birds with one stone. Cellbit and crew are gonna be captured and imprisoned while they go to twitch con and cucurucho is gonna get blown up or something or it’s gonna know about the infiltration plan and arrest them itself. Either way this person has proved they can manipulate Cellbit easily I have no doubt they are using him and it’s gonna end terribly for Cellbit and crew.

[mahoganyrust]

I missed my wife.

Hiccup won in life.

(Also updated my com stuff link in bio my dears)

[arwenkenobi48]

Today has been very fun indeed. I was admittedly a bit ticked off that virtually everything was closed, but I still managed to have a nice walk and spent a few hours watching nostalgic movies.

Also I tried pineapple pizza for the first time in years. Say what you will about it, but it’s not that bad in my opinion. Kind of a guilty pleasure food tbh 😅

That and Master Jay just updated, which means new audios are coming soon yayyy 💕💕

[kk1smet]

Potter? Potter! Bloody fuc—

WIP Snip!

Tagged by @kamaela and @edieblakewrites who shared scrumptious snips and I ask you to scream at me when you publish them thank you very much. Kamaela, I think it’s only fair to share something in the same line to your wip, no? 😌

Okay I wanted to tag various mutuals this time so I used a random number generator, picked its corresponding alphabet and the first name to appear from that. I'd love to see/read your wips (but no pressure!) @dewitty1 @kyuini @notti-bianche @xanthippe74 @faiell + ofc @soliblomst ♡

[kermitgasm]

going christmas shopping gives me serotonin

[hey-imma-fangirl]

A word of caution-

DON’T ORDER THESE FUCKING THINGS FROM BINERLAY.

I got fucking scammed. I spent about $20 on this and they sent me a cheap ass plastic ‘Diamond Ring’ instead of my book store.

Just fuck this company

I’m sorry I couldn’t resist getting this miniature book store

And I’m gonna set my Aziraphale and Crowley pop figurines next to it

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.