#can you tell im normal abt these robots

[ampharosee]

Yo kai watch my beloved

[pollydot]

Roz who reprograms her very very being to mimic the minds of life on earth. It's not quite right. She's still not really alive, and Yet. Yet. Yet. She is Living. She cannot Learn feelings in the typical sense of learning, but she can Create them through effort. It's not the same. It will never be the same. But she can, she can, she can. Or at least, she can try. A sense of personhood has already been projected onto her by brightbill, and then fink. Roz can adopt this role by LITERALLY REPROGRAMMING HERSELF, but, she remains a Program. She remains non-alive.

Yet, she lives. Because she cares. And soon enough, because she has created Love.

[nicherayyy]

Niche!! Im glad to see u back!! How are you doing?

I had this scenario in my mind about La Squadra x child reader and im sorry if my asks are too much but I love the way you write this entire concept so much, i rlly hope you don’t mind if I share some of my scenarios and thoughts.

There was this video , the closest I could find to the original (besides that annoying robotic voiceover, I apologise )

I thought it was so cute because I can only imagine this w Pros. Imagine receiving a crumb of this mans affection😭 Like ofc he tries to look professional, even at home, but for his kid?? I think he would appreciate it, especially if reader is not really the cuddly type as they get older. Maybe there will be a pat on the back or head, or a genuine smile, letting you know that even if you get older he will still love you the same. He will still fight for you, protect you and root for you- because you are his child. I like to imagine Ghiaccio too- he would try to ask what you are doing as you simply settle against him, just wanting to show some affection. he won’t complain once he realized what you were trying to do- on the inside he is like 🥺. You are his kid and he will not deny your hugs, wrapping his arms around you and leaving the laptop he previously worked on aside- even if Formaggio or Illuso come barging in, teasing him and all, he will make a note to beat them up later-but for now he will enjoy this moment between you two (Cue these two idiots wanting hugs too, but you will never catch Illuso alive saying that)

Hiii! I’m doing great, thanks for asking <3

And no, I absolutely love this type of requests, so don’t worry abt it!!

Okay so here’s the hcs

Teenage Reader hugging their Father Figure from La Squadra

Oh yes, Risotto Nero. Stoic leader of the most feared assassin group

And a loving father

Just imagine this tall, intimidating man cuddling his child😭💔

And of course, as reader was younger, they used to cuddle all the time

Reader returned from school? Cuddles

Reader is getting ready for bed? Yeah, could someone (*cough cough* Risotto) give them a cuddle?

So yeah, reader is basically a cuddle bug

But after some years of course, cuddles became a rare occurrence

(Which Risotto was very sad about)

But he understood, maybe reader just didn’t want to, or think that cuddles are for children

So when teenage reader just crawled into Risotto’s arms just like in old times..

The man literally melted

Immediately hugged reader back

He didn’t even realise how much he missed this😭

“If I’m too heavy I can stand up”

“Please don’t”

Literally so happy

With Prosciutto it’s a bit different

Of course, even after reader got older he still gives them some pats on a head and words of encouragement

I mean, it’s his child, he loves them to death

But still, he wasn’t an affectionate type of parent

And when reader crawled into his lap he immediately got still

For a few seconds he didn’t know what to do

“Is it okay? If you don’t want to cuddle—“

“I do want to cuddle”, he hugged reader back

Okay let me tell you Pesci is so sad when reader stop wanting to cuddle

Like.. why don’t they want to cuddle?

Did he do something and now reader hates them?

Where’s his cuddly baby?😭

But he made peace with it after some time

I mean, reader is a teenager now

And I guess it’s not so cool for teenagers to hug with their dad

So when reader just randomly hugged him..

He cried

And of course hugged reader back

“Wha- why are you crying?”

“I’m just *sob* so happy”

Melone is a cuddle bug himself

Like he LOVES to cuddle

It’s his favourite way to show people that he cares for them

So when his child got older and stopped to cuddle he was really sad

He knew it was normal, reader got older and maybe they just stopped liking this type of affection

And of course he didn’t expect to get a hug from them when he was working on his laptop

The speed with which he put aside all of his tasks😭

Mf was over the moon with happiness

“You have no idea how happy I am right now”

Okay I believe Ghiaccio won’t tolerate any cuddles

Unless those cuddles are from reader

I mean they’re his child, why wouldn’t he want cuddles from them?

But of course he won’t show it

Imagine reader crawling into his arms and he’s like:

“What are you doing?”

“Cuddling”

“Okay”

HE LOVES IT

Even is he’s just sitting on the couch with poker face, he still will hug reader back

And if someone (*cough* Formaggio *cough* Illuso) tries to tease him about it.. well Ghiaccio would handle it later

Let’s just hope this someone has enough time to stay frozen

Speaking about Illuso

I think he like cuddles

But he rarely initiates them

Of course he loves giving his child affection, only he prefers to show his love with words or gift giving

But still he would appreciate the hug from reader

“Oh so you still love your old man? How sweet of you”

The same as Melone, Formaggio is a cuddle bug

But let’s be fr, he loves all types of affections

Pats on the back, words of encouragement, you name it

He always initiates cuddles with reader

And he’s got kinda used to the fact that only he initiates them

So when reader initiated hugs first—

“OH MY GOD FINALLY”

He immediately hugged reader back

And I mean this tight bear hug

Definitely won’t let reader go for a few minutes

[zan0tix]

Pleaseeee tell me more about that homescryption au

A little something between you and me and everyone else who happens to look at this post. Im working on a lineup for the four scrybes :D

Roxys design is subject to change and you guys have already seen D1rk. Jane and Jake are in progress!!! (Also D1rk and Harley are the names for dirk and jake but weve been struggling to come up with appropriately fantasical/magical names for Jane and Roxy that align with magnificus and grimora😞 Harley feels old-manish enough that it fits in well… im sure well get there but if anybody has ideas feel free to comment ✌️)

But yes i can tell you more!!! ILL PUT IT ALL UNDER THE CUT THIS POST IS GOING TO BE LONG o7

Working with cyrus repliiku to flesh it out x3 he was the one who got me into the game and im CRAZY NOW!!!!

The four alpha scrybes methods of inscribing cards are that Harley uses his magic blunderbuss and the things he shoots become cards, Roxys cards are the fantasical characters she creates in her stories, Jane will be a detective of death, uncovering how cards die and writing up a casefile in her detective agency about them (might give her a magic magnifying glass. Well see), and D1rk were trying to figure out something with Sburbs captcha card + ghost captcha system like how Po3’s cards are printed from real robots

The students/the scrybes underlings are going to be other homestuck characters or splinters!

D1rks will be the robots (aradiabot, arquius (wanted him to me more unique than just brobot + hal so he gets to be a robot) and jadebot.

Harleys will be jake-ish splinters rather than new characters. Thered be the Adventurer (prospector), the Hunter (trapper/trader), the Sailor (angler), the Ectobiologist (mycologists), and the Actor (woodcarver) and his campaigns would be more Action packed like jakes action movies type stuff hehe

Janes will be the dead trolls, nepeta, equius and feferi. Not much to say besides them being dead lol 😭

And roxys were still figuring out but nerm. Viceroy/Casey, Rose (maybe goobert but they are actually nice and kind to her) and Eridan….(lonely wizard he was banished to the shadow realm for being annoying 😁👍)

Luke Carter is going to be Calliope and Satan in the greater scheme of the daniel mullins-verse will be Caliborn/Lord English because i think itd be very funny for him to just. Be making video games and thats his evil plot. LOL and Sado would be Gamzee. (Will not expand to pony island or the hex this is just clearing up the ending of inscryption)

Kaycee would probably be Aranea but like just some normal girl. Not all that sure abt the OLD_DATA tho ??? Maybe just all the wrong doings Lord English has committed and influenced culminated into the files or the code that brought him into the universe I DUNNO.

Retconning the drawing i did when i first scribbled this AU, i believe when harley turns the other scrybes into preexisting cards d1rk would become a seagull (kingfisher replacement) roxy would become a jaguar (wolf replacement) and jane would become a jackalope (pronghorn replacement) 😁

And the way harley would be defeated would be using his blunderbuss on him with a special bullet instead of film. Po3’s decapitation fulfilled the Dirk prophecy too LOL

I think that of the gameplay/card gimmicks themselves would work basically the same but i might try and come up with more creative homestucky twists on them

Im planning on finishing the designs and making sprites and more mockup screenshots :3

I might write up or draw a comprehensive ref sheet for this au someday but for now heres what weve jotted down 👍

[infernothechaosgod]

I haven't seen your oc's yet! Who are they, do they have reffs? 👀 How many do you have?

RAAAAAAAGH MY OCS MY BELOVED BELOVED PRECIOUS LITTLE GEMS

yeah I have a few there and there, plan on making more sometime

first we have pallea whom I desperatley need to draw more since shes one of my faves and she gonna stick around the most, Im gonna be honest prepare to see more of her, she's a bit of a trickster, always trying to get on everyones nerves and only geniuenly succeding on mickey, they have a bit going on between them and like I said I need to post more abt my girl TOT

pallea my beloved, also just throwing it out there, I did NOT name her after pellea the dish I did not even know that existed before making her I remember I was naming her the same way I name alot of my ocs when they dont have irl names and I just took two words and smashed them together, I also wanted a character to have word PAL in the name for puns, I didn NOT name her after the food TOT

then we have my another very beloved oc RAMONA LOSALL

when it comes to her I accualy don't wanna post too much abt her bc shes exclusive for a project I am not even NEAR touching anytime soon simply to not work on whole 4 big projects at the same time like that would just straight up kill me lmao, but she beasictly starts out as a femme fatale untill it turns out shes as good of a detective as mickey and the two of them get into some cases together

designing her was really fun and I am SO proud of how she turned out, I've been meaning to draw more characters in the rubberhose style that fits in with mickey and others that does have more unique features since I am one of the very few people who accualy do mind the same face on every mouse character that isnt just a big snout, shes got much much smaller and in head ears, her eyes are highlighted and big also her pupils are square and my fav her snout is in a diff shape its curved up and goes more thin as it ends that is that one design i am SO proud of omg

also fun fact, she accualy started out as a redesign of ingrid from old mickey comics but writing just kept going and going and redesign was redesigning

then we have "elenor"e exe.24 who guess what were just calling elenore, I don't have that much drawings of her and I NEED to redesign her...again bc I dont like how her body turned out as in its not rubberhose enough imo

ofc my art doesnt do full on noodle hands and thin arms and legs and stuff but it never went on the level where I was like "hm looks like my normal human build" untill it came to drawing her, the issue with the rubberhose style is that you will have just awful time while trying to design a curvy character , anyways shes a robot and I can see that you can see that shes inspired by mimi the pin up girl like shes in the photo i can see that you see but ye just like ramona she started out as a redesign of an already existing character in this case mimi and things got out of hand again, she's apart of the "neon city" and works in the entertainer industry [while activley fucking up the entire system when no ones looking]

then we have amelia who's in something im accualy working on right now so im not gonna tell you much abt her character and will more focus on her design

shes a weasel! her design was my attempt at using shape language more in my art witch i think you can obviously see since shes beasicly a one giant triangle with soft outsides, I tried my best to give her light colors that don't melt together too much and Hopefuly succeded TOT

but I can tell you she would either instantly choke sylvester shyster to death or would sing him lullabies to bed and theres no inbetween

ignore my minor highlighting mistake

making this post made me realize I have no drawing of the bear workers outside of this witch makes me heartbroken im so sorry, but long story short there construction workers who ended up working for sylvester while hoping someone litellary anyone else is willing to hire them so they can leave that weird rat man alone and behind them

[thats just one of them but theres arounf 6 and there all diffrent types of bears I just have the bear one down like I said I need to draw more of them omg]

I have few more but I just don't have their drawing on my laptop and also there not as important as the ones above and I don't have as much to say abt them since there still in baking stage

Exept Riots/roxane shes still being baked despite having a design for like few months by now, I don't have much to say abt her exept the fact im also proud of her design I just like it alot and wanna show off despite bad quality

but THANK YOU SM FOR THE ASK OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER BEEN ASKED ABOUT MY OCS BEFORE AAHHHH THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3

[ataraxixx]

How did roleswap citrus meet each other? 0: also how are some of their conflicts reversed? if this is stuff you can share lol :)

HI ok so im still working out a lot of this au in my brain bc i am kind of bad at aus so sorry if some of this seems kind of bad or makes no sense….. This is also gonna be a long one and answer a lot more than just ur question so sorry. But i need to infodump it somewhere </3 ill put it under a break bc this is a LONG One sorry

So for morro ive talked abt how i think hes a robot who was built to fulfill the green ninja prophecy and his is his sole purpose/directive. To defeat the dark lord. Kind of how zane/echo are ‘built to protect’ and live by that (or try to lol). So morro is created a long time before the ninja come together and he seeks out wu in order to figure out how to get to Garmadon. Because his purpose is to defeat garmadon. And wu is like.(who the fuck is this guy) and basically takes him in under the impression that. Maybe he could actually be the green ninja? And even though wu realizes its  definitely not morro he does keep trying to train him bc he doesnt want morro to go off on his own to try and find garmadon. But eventually he has to come clean and morro is annoyed bc he thinks wu has put everyone in danger by stalling the prophecy (he obviously doesnt believe it when wu tells him hes not the green ninja because he *is*!) and he tries to leave as wu predicted, but wu doesnt let him and instead shuts him off for his own protection. Morro gets to live in the monastery basement for awhile and wu always thinks abt powering him back on but doesnt bc hes like. This guy is going to try and do stupid shit (hes right). So he just stays in the basement until obv the ninja arrive and the shows events happen as normal but the monastery gets burned down and in the rush to get out and the move to the bounty, wu forgets abt morro being there… and when he does remember hes there, he ultimately decides its probably for the best if he isnt powered on again bc there IS a green ninja now and he doesnt know what morro would do if he met lloyd. And doesnt want lloyd to get hurt. So cue skybound when nya and jay are on the run from nadakhan, instead of going to the lighthouse they instead go to the ruins of the monastery because jay remembers wu had this cryptic ass basement he would never let the ninja go into, and jay thinks maybe theres some kind of crazy secret weapon in there or something that can stop nadakhan. Instead they find morro, and they power him on. And hes like. Oh! Youre the other ninja from the prophecy. and agrees to help them although hes a little confused on whats going on bc hes like shouldnt we be fighting garmadon… but he joins the substitute ninja in the fight against nadakhan. 

Echo was Dr. Julien’s original son who was alive and like. A #real boy. I think maybe dr. julien wife(??) died in childbirth and echo was born very sickly so dr. julien sought out a magical way to heal him. I think this is probably how he got involved with the skeletons in the first place bc them seeking him out always felt random to me i feel like they should have some history mb. So maybe like samukai or another skeleton was like oh i totally know a spell that will make your son healthy and normal. And dr julien was like . Hm. but kind of desperate so he went with it and of course it  did make his son healthy and normal. Except the price of the spell is that it curses the soul of the person its used on. So echo lived normally with his father for many years until he was outside late collecting firewood one evening and was attacked by treehorns (this was before dr. julien built the guard robot) and A) discovered he had the ability to control the wind which was cool. Except he didnt know how to use it and just kind of fucked up badly and got lost in the woods while trying to run from the treehorns. And B) was still injured in the fight and now Also Lost and basically died trying to get home from both injuries + hypothermia. Rip bozo!. And of course dr. julien was devastated and like pinocchio-core i guess decided to build a new son and that is the  Current Zane. he is a copy but he was never told about that of course bc dr julien didnt want to think abt the son he lost. But yea echos soul was cursed and he went to the cursed realm which  um. Hardened him so to speak. He learned he was cursed because of his father and it pissed him off a little bit but only mildly. But i think the cursed realm is like hell or whatevr so the ghosts go through bullshit all the time bc like. Theyre the souls of the damned or whatever right. So by time echo manages to get out hes become apart of the pre eminents ranks and her plans and what not and hes like sure  whatever. I want revenge on my dad for cursing me (<-- guy who has gone through the ringer) but he gets out at the end of s4 and discovers. Oh. my dad didnt just curse me. When i died he replaced me with a stupid machine! Ok! And he possesses zane and also does pre eminent plan and etc….average s5 stuff i think. Idk im not the best at rewriting seasons if anyone has any ideas for this let me know.

I think at the end of s5 echo doesnt get his shit rocked because i like him. And i think it would be nice if he could get along with zane a little. So maybe he stays as a ghost and maybe nya or borg or whoever builds him a robot body he can possess and use instead of being a ghost all the time:) and he doesnt necessarily join the team bc hes not . a ninja nor does he want to be but hes still the master of wind so hes a useful ally to the ninja and helps them out with bigger threats. LIKE. the sons of garmadon. Transition…. (PS. i also think that echo and morro would meet in skybound bc echo would also be on the substitute ninja team but this would be undone by jay. Of course)

So. the SoG go to the ruined monastery at some point or other to try and find some dirt on the ninja and also just to find old wu scrolls or whatever they can scrounge up. And What they DO scrounge up is this fuckass robot whos been here for however long bc. Obviously skybound didnt happen! And jay and nya never went back for morro bc they were like. Umm he was weird and also would probably try to kill lloyd if he met him maybe. And also like lets be real they just wanted to ignore this shit ever happened why else would they leave echo in canon lol. So the SoG find Morro and power him on and hes like ummm. Hey. its me. The green ninja. Who are you. And harumis like…??? Are you sane or what. But she sees an opportunity here. Bc this robot solely wants to fight garmadon. And shes like. Ok. well we’re gonna get garmadon here. If you help us you can fight him. This is your destiny. And hes like damn ok sure sounds good to me! (nobody is gonna tell him that the destiny already happened and theres Another Guy who is the green ninja btw). So morro joins the SoG idk what his name should be. Mr. M is fucking stupid sorry. If anyone has any ideas for morro biker name lmk. But hes there or whatever and then when lloyd goes undercover in the SoG and snake jaguar fight a la mutt malamute style. Morro and lloyd fight and morro reveals his identity to lloyd as the green ninja (he thinks hes very cool) and lloyd is like. What. lmfao. And is like. Youre  not the green ninja …? I am…? And they get into a fight abt it and morro beats up lloyd bc hes annoyed at all the lies this guy is saying to him about how his destinys already been fulfilled and wu lied and etc etc. lloyd loses the fight rip bozo. 

I am a wojira duo fan and i think that persists here except  its echo and nya instead so im gonna talk abt that. I think theyre friends. So i think nya would confide in echo about the events of skybound and so i think echo remembers what happened (in my mind skybound is like. Everyone can remember it but they have to be reminded what happened for it to be recalled? Bc splinter implies lloyd and clancee have vague impressions of it in their minds. Idk its interesting). So he remembers morro and when lloyd is like yea some fuckass robot is saying hes the green ninja  jay nya and echo all collectively just kind of look at each other about it. Like thats OUR fuckass robot saying hes the green ninja. And because i am not limited by pacing i can do whatever i want and have jaya tell the team abt skybound finally (things that shouldve happened in s8 originally lol) and theyre all like. Oh. what girl. And jay insists that if they can get to morro and tell him what happened in the lost timeline he will remember it and join them bc hes a good person at heart. (probably). So the next time they encounter him would actually be when pixal finds the SoG in ‘the quiet one’ so i think. Echo and her went together to go stall them since echo can also just fly over w the mech using powers lol. So they find killow morro uv and  echo and morro fight 1v1 . yuri btw. And echo reminds him of what happened and morros like. Hm. I do remember this. But i need to help the SoG so i can defeat garmadon and prove im the green ninja. So fuck off? But i think obv when the  SoG DO revive garmadon morro immediately tries to fight him and gets his ass kicked……I dont think he gets destroyed but i do think he gets fucked up enough (the ninja probably fix him) that he realizes lloyd wasnt lying and that he isnt supposed to be the one to fight garmadon. Like theyve all been saying. Which kind of fucks him up a bit bc like. Thats literally his sole purpose and wtf is he existing for if he cant even do that. Youve given the perfectly good robot anxiety oh no. but also i could probably talk abt this for another like 4 paragraphs i need to put an end here bc this is already like 3 pages on google docs…….Sorry you did not ask for all this. But i needed to explain the context

[cyborgsrcool]

Ship Names, Dynamics, and AUs 😁

if i've talked to you b4 abt my ocs, you'll prolly know that im a multishipper for them. i LOVE every pairing between the main 4, and a couple others lowkey.

so! i have made this complete comprehensive list of each ship and their name and songs and dynamics and au variants :))

under cut ⬇️

Artificial Intelligence / Jade x Ivan:

Appeal: Ivan would give anything for Jade. She is the physical manifestation of his hard work and research. He gets a little annoyed when she is "unreasonable" or "rude" in his mind, but he understands why she feels that way... for the most part.

Jade somewhat admires Ivan. She finds interest in his methods and processes, the way his mind works. He may be a little... odd, but he's dedicated at least.

Problems: One of Ivan's main conflicts involving Jade in canon is that he has a problem seeing her as fully human. Many times early on, he refers to her as "it" and as his creation. Later on, he learns to tell the difference, and treats her more as an equal.

Jade is uncomfortable with Ivan for the majority of their time together until he starts to be honest with her and treat her as an equal. She still finds him off putting, but feels he's earned at least a little respect.

AU Variants:

Assistant Jade - Jade is Ivan's assistant. Different power dynamic, slightly different characterization of Jade based on different memory loss.

Non-Robot Jade - Jade is a bit less injured, leading to Ivan helping her with her injuries rather than bringing her back from the dead. Jade is not uncomfortable with Ivan as much, but Ivan doesn't have the connection he would have with something he created.

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Multi Level Marketing / Robin x Ivan:

Appeal: Mostly silly goofy if I'm being honest. The combination of a person who wants to seem like they have a lot of power and someone who naturally has a lot of power is pretty cool, but thats not really what most of the content floating around in my brain for them is. Ivan is generally a pretty non-serious person, and Robin likes to stay alert and in control of scenarios, which leads to a lot of "hey did you-" "SHUT UP."

In the post-plot canon, they are kind neutral with each other. Ivan still admires Robin for his ability to build a business in such harsh conditions, and Robin is kinda weirded out by Ivan but still respects him for being able to bring Jade back.

Problems: Robin finds Ivan incredibly annoying. More than any of the other characters.

That's it that's the main problem

AU Variants:

Robot Robin: robin dies instead of Jade, leading to him being revived by Ivan. dynamic is more similar to Jade and Ivan's.

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Smart Shooter / Ivan x Erin:

Appeal: Ivan and Erin are similar in a lot of ways. A past they hate, a family they don't want to be associated with, and a feeling that people might not understand them or their intentions.

Erin is probably the member of the main 4 that cares the most about Ivan. She feels like she can relate to him, and understands his intentions (at least most of the time).

Ivan likes Erin the most to hang out with, mostly because she's nicer to him than Jade or Robin are. She also (canonly) thinks she's very pretty.

Problems: Erin killed Ivan's grandfather. Now, in a normal scenario, this would be a total deal breaker. But it's actually a different problem from just "oh no my grandpa". Ivan does not like his grandfather. After he learned how corrupt he was, he actually spent a lot of time trying to help those affected by his laws (which is what led to his finding jades corpse lol). He was somewhat happy when he learned he had been assassinated, but... Malcom Barron's death created a chain of events that both killed the rest of Ivan's family and caused the collapse of the government. Two things that Ivan HATES. I imagine he wouldn't blame Erin directly, but it's still a hard spot.

THAT'S NOT ALL! It's also possible that Erin could see a lot of the president in Ivan, both because of blood connection and because they have similar mannerisms or what-not. This kind of sucks for her, because the person she sees almost daily only reminds her of her corrupt old boss, a man she killed.

AU variants:

Childhood Friends: Slightly different universe, where Ivan visited his grandfather more frequently and was friends with Erin. This would cause a bit more drama in the "you killed my grandfather" department, as he would be more personally connected with Malcom.

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Aimbot / Jade x Erin:

Appeal: I'm not even gonna lie here, I have no idea why these two work. Something something masc x fem.

I guess it could be like, difference in how they act? Erin is really kind and accommodating, kind of a people pleaser. Jade doesn't really care how people view her, and says what she feels.

I got nothing else guys.

Problems: Love triangle bs mostly.

Erin dated Robin and he broke up with her when he realized Jade is still alive and he still had feelings for her. They are chill by the end of the story.

If Erin and Jade date that leaves Robin in a bit of silly situation.

That's it guys.

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Jade x Robin (no other ship name yet):

Appeal: Childhood best friends. They did everything together, nearly inseparable. He gained feelings for her somewhere along the way, but never ended up confessing them. A corrupt government's reaction to a protest leaves one of them dead, and the other with large burns, immense guilt, and a couple of the other's belongings. He moves on, eventually, finding something new to do, and new person to spend his life with. Till the day a cyborg claiming to be her appears in his office. He doesn't believe it. "It couldn't be her. She's dead, I saw it." And to make matters worse, she doesn't remember nearly anything. He outright denies it. He doesn't know who's trying to scam him, but he won't give in. She proves to him by pointing out the necklace he's wearing. "Can I at least have it back?"

(srry that was rlly long its basically a plot synopsis)

Problems: Jade is not interested. She is much more focused on trying to regain her memories and understand who she was before she died than getting into a romance, especially with someone she has such foggy memories about.

AU Variants:

Good Version: Jade doesn't die, Robin doesn't get scarred, the government doesn't collapse. Very healthy relationship

Non-Memory Loss: Jade dies and comes back, but still has all her memories. Also more healthy than canon.

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Business Partners / Robin x Erin:

Appeal: They run their business together. They spend a lot of time together, and just overall enjoy each others company.

They kind of have a traditional dynamic, with a stronger male figure and a more timid or weak female figure.

This is kind of funny when you consider that one of them is an ex-assassin and its not the "stronger masculine figure".

Problems: Doomed in canon. /srs

They are dating by the beginning of the story, fairly happily, but they aren't honest with each other. Robin doesn't tell Erin about Jade at all, and Erin doesn't tell Robin anything about her being an assassin, or really anything about her family at all.

Eventually, when Robin finds out Jade is still alive, he realizes he still has feelings for her, and doesn't feel like he should continue his relationship with Erin. This is kind of the last straw in a collection of events leading to her spiraling and getting into a mindset of "i never should've stopped being an assassin, i cant live like this".

they end up chill by the end but... without aus this relationship cannot work.

speaking of aus....

AU Variants:

Sibling Swap: Erin remains an assassin and Robin meets her after he witnesses Jade's death.

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thats all for the main 6 ships. ill prolly rb or edit later to add more rarepair-y ships but im not gonna rn

bye!

[beantothemax]

ok so i saw 1 (one) shitpost and now thia idea will not leave my head so ima gonna scream abt it: freddyfive night punch out

(to be clear im basing most my fnaf game knowledge on ucn and my punchout knowledge on wii, cause like those are the only ones ive played)

so like in total the fight would involve freddy, foxy, marionnete, all the balloon children (including the lil uh oh how un fortunate bitch >:3 ),

the fight itself you would be boxing good ol normal freddy however he would have a bunch of paraphernalia on him, specifically: a thingy on the left side of his hat with a music box, his hat which if punched enough can come off and reveal some small child, and a vent on his right "abdomen" from which many things can pop out of.

fnaf in general is like about "resource" management in the sense that the resources are how pissed the various robots are so that would be translated over to this by way of punching different spots depending on whats necessary at the time.

now in punchout, hitting the head during stun is generally simply better as it does more damage. however, there exists the hat of many small fellows, and like every 5 head taps theres a "chance" (probably a preset order) of either bb, jj, or the uh oh how unfortunate one. bb does a real quick slap that cuts your stamina (the heart meter) in half. like does Current-(Total*.5), so like if the total was 8 it takes 4 no matter how much u have. this in fact could just fuck you over at a bad time, as bb is want to do. jj apparently does precisely nothing in fnaf 2 after some quick research, so she also does nothing but pop out and idk be silly. and little miss unfortunate circumstances could maybe sing her lil song and like randomly lower one of the other "timers" a chunk.

ok so punchout is one of those probably few wii games that avoided mandatory pointer/motion stuff but i cannot think of a better way to implement this one idea so: there would be a decent bit of downtime between attacks where you're not able to hit fred but he aint attacking you and this would be when you're supposed to flick the wiimote into pointing at the background, specifically a wheres waldo ass thing about "staring" at foxy for a brief moment to keep them at bay (relatively simple as its a large fox robot in a sea of faceless grey silhouettes), and if you dont for long enough they do the funny skedaddle into a big ol uppercut or whatever, which would just instatly ko you. altho it would have a big ol tell of fred stepping aside for a second and the loud stomping naturally, so you could just skip this and play as normal, simply dodging or perhaps punching back, which would do damage to fred cause you earned that if so. (im thinking you'd just be knocking foxy back into him)

the music box side is relatively simple, over the course of the match it visibly unwinds and you have to hit it to keep it wound up or suddenly marionette headbutt. probably 3 punches would keep it fully wound. the box's music would be like wound into the fight song but then slowly quiet down as its winding off, and eventually the lil jack in the box "last seconds!!!" thing would play too, and that would "force" him to do some attack if hes in neutral. you better get that stun real quick tho lmao.

power: thats a very core emchanic in fnaf, and i have 2 ideas for how it could be mixed in here, a: it be tied to that heart energy number of mac's that makes you tired when it hits zero and cant punch no more, however this feels kinda bs and like just not balanced, like punch out is not the type of game to have a kick u while ur down mechanic u feel me b, a much better idea in my book: the stage/ring has power. for this to make sense it would be taking place in more of like a garage or smth, crowd could still be there but like its less of an official thing. this would actually incentivise ending the fight quickly more than just for cool points. it would nt like charge back between rounds, and for actual numbers, lets say like 5 minutes 30 "seconds "of total power. thats a bit over half of the total possible roundtime and feels decently accurate to the like "win before this or you Perish" angle. running out of power would, first of all, turn off the lights ofc. at this point its dark and shit, you can only see glowy eyes and the power bar, rest is just a shadowy figure. punches of all sorts are faster, foxy is agitated quicker, music box timer is shorter, and just all around not very good to be here.

idk fully abt this idea but also maybe a star punch could just wind back all timers regardless of where they are including foxy (except the power ofc), and the t3 just fully resets em. if you hit it anyway.

and thats abt all the mechanics i feel could be fitted into this without it being too much to also juggle with punching

JAY I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA

having to ‘manage’ a bunch of lil parts on freddy like the music box and the various Foul Helium Children is SUCH a fun idea and in adore it immensely

AND HAVING TO QUICKLY FIND FOXY IN THE CROWD BEFORE HE JUST. FUCKING BOOKS IT TO THE STAGE AND UPPERCUTS MAC IS MAYBE THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ IN A WHILE. LIKE!!!! OH NO DONT LET THE ROBOT FOX CATCH YOUR ASS LACKING MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CJSNSHHSHSHXXG

and the whole power mechanic playing into the actual stage… augh that’s SO cool I love it

someone call next level games, jay has banger ideas

[riodoesstuff]

i would love if you would tell me a little about your ocs? like their names, whatever you want to say about them, and maybe what colors you associate them with.

thanks!

You have opened the gates of hell and now i will not shut up im so sorry but also thank you so so much this makes me so happy

Okay so these are my main ocs from my project "The Doomed's Vale":

Matt Myers! (They/She/He); They are one of the protags of my main story!! She like supernatural and paranormal stuff and wants to become a cryptozoologist someday :] Hazel and Liam are basically his only friends and all 3 are haunted by the horrors! I associate him with this color:

Liam Cruz Reis! (He/Him); Matt's best bro! The two have been through some rough ups and downs trust me on this one; He likes fixing / creating machines and robots! He's got a lil helping bot named Pascal that is a modified roomba; He wants to go to university so he can better his skills; I associate him with this color most of the times:

Hazel Calimeris! (She/They): Alienish monster whos escape module crashed on Liam and Matt's town; Is an incredible fighter (for human standards); She has a body condition where she needs to wear a suit that helps regulate her body temp; They want to remember what happened after the crash and find her missing family! This is the color i normally associate them with!

==> Some side notes and little things abt the 3!:

> Matt's first job was at their towns local library, run by their favorite (retired) cryptid: Mr. Mothman!;

> Liam’s bots are all named after coding languages, hence "Pascal";

> Matt is Hazel’s romantic interests in the first part of the story, later on the feelings between the two turn out to be mutual!! Love wins! ;

> Liam is Trans and Ace; Matt is Nonbinary and Sapphic along with Hazel who is also Sapphic! ;

> Their bdays are on the 13th of May (Matt), 25th of November (Liam), and something close to 28th of February (Hazel) ;

> Hazel loves the new world that they are in, but these are her favorite things: The Sun (cause its warm), The Stars (cause she never saw them), and little creatures (esp bugs);

> Liam accidentally recreated a sylladex once;

> In the start of the story Matt opens a "agency" that focuses on controlling and solving supernatural related problems; She dragged Liam with them on this one but he doesn't mind at all lmao;

> Matt calls Hazel "Haz"; Hazel calls Matt "Boo" cuz of the word BOO written behind her jacket </3

> Liam likes chill music but especially Jazz, blues and bossa nova; it helps him while hes working on stuff;

AND THATS JUST A BIT ABT THEM??? THERES SO MUCH OTHER STUFF SO MANY OTHER CHARACTERS OURGGGGHHH

But these 3? they own my heart they live rent free in my head, everything I do I do it for them

sorry for the long post it will happen again

OBS: i post abt them and my other characters all the time on here and on twitter, so if u wanna see a tad bit of more stuff check out "The Doomed's Vale" tag thumps up

[fictionkinfessions]

Just played my (alhaitham's) story quest and Im so!

Im not being crazy toxic to Kaveh oh my god Im just a low-empathy autistic and thus bad at adding in the little "I do actually care about you" tone behind my insults. Kaveh knows Im not being mean on purpose can we please not act like Im abusing him or smth. (p.s. Kaveh, look u said we hate eachother now and Im SO good at pretending to do that be proud of me please 🥺 /hj)

THE "I JOKINGLY TELL KAVEH TO PAY FOR SHIT WHEN I DONT ACTUALLY WANT HIM TO" WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE CANON HYV PLEAAASE I FEEL SO BAD FOR ALL OF THAT WHY'D U MAKE IT CANONNN. IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED A SILLY "MY TL" THING THAT I FEEL RANDOMLY GUILTY ABT CAUSE I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS SOUND JOKEY NOW PLEAAASE WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE CANONNNNNNV FDBSGKBDSGKS

Kaveh I miss u I wanna be mean to u again (but with proper tone this time. I've learned tone SOOO much better in this life u'd be sooo proud of me for real you'd be SO proud I prommy 🥺🥺🥺 (Sorry I got random brainrot of wanting u to be proud of me I promise Im more normal than this))

And. Not Alhaitham but Dottore note. (might be a bit too dark of a joke for the blog, if so just cut out this next part mpc ❤)

Siraj u stole my look AND my tropes and were bad at executing both of them. "Alhaitham said my idea was bad" isnt good motivation AND we all know that manipulating people into ur hivemind isnt cool anymore, the REAL hiveminds make robots around their severed limbs. Fuckin poser 😎 /silly

~Alhaitham 🕯♟

p.s. Not rly needed but I wanna add that Kaveh was my FRIEND. We grew up together and he knew me better than anyone but dont read this as romantic please we were not romantic. (not shipping issue mpc, kinda just an overexplained big ole /p at the end of this kinfession cause Im VERY long winded rn sowwy)

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[cambriancutie]

yo. tell me more about ur adorable little robot (only if you desire to do so). i'm intrigued.

ive already talked abt her a little bit in a prev ask if u wanna see that haha. she doesnt have a name yet but i call her robo-girl bc it makes sense bc she is one.. i want to do one of those things were her name is an acronym but im not smart at names at all!

uum.. id imagine she's like college-aged, so like early 20s? robots dont have ages the way we do. robots exist in this world but human looking ones are very rare... in her case her base was a sex robot, that her creator modified to be a cute fighting robot. she can blow things up with her hand cannon and can do cool tricks

she has to wear baggy clothes and dresses to hide her robot bits, she doesnt mind bc she thinks their cute. she doesnt fully understand human relatiinships and is somewhat jealous of them. her hair and eyes change color but you have to manually change it

also some trivia on her design.. i made her a long time ago (3 years ago) and she was a maid robot but had the same idea of her secretly being a weapon of mass destruction.. now shes basically the same but wants to be a normal girl (like jenny from my life as a teenage robot)

honestly she's not very developed.. i think she would be cute as a main character in a manga or something

[fisherrprince]

I havent watched motor city BUT im loving this au pls tell us more about what everyone is doing im begging hfdhg

hKFGS ok o7 i dont have v much though i havent thought about it that hard

so for starters motorcity is a cartoon about the rule of cool, car gangs, and oppression from a guy who built a perfect efficient city Over the normal city of detroit on a big dome. everyone above kinda lives in a rigid perfection-oriented apple product smooth city, everyone below is Alive and also Chaotic. there are also killer robots. moving on.

my ideas start and end with the mobile games (i am SO SORRY sora you know i love you. you and roxas and xion and others are probably doing cool fun stuff too)

Ephy's gang (the dandelions) cornered one of the lakes still in motorcity and monopolized it to use as their base, they run a beachy resort called Daybreak Town that provides luxury services for cheap prices to normal citizens. People love it because it's like, a resort and a vacation spot where there aren't any more, and also they can relax and not worry abt being shot at by robots because the gang is good at what they do. obviously other gang members run a higher price than normal citizens because of the increased attack risk, and if they act up inside the resort Lauriam will not hesitate to kick everyone out. the rule is Don't Ruin It. the Dandelions trade in and out a lot of money from/to their resort business, so they're good to trade with, and also have a slight reputation as being intense when it comes to trade deals and parts salvaging. you know how competitive khux got.

Ephemer and Skuld (the bear and snake, respectively) run the front desk and manage every trade deal. They're the face members, they deal with PR, management, etc. They're very nice, customer service and all that, and also very scary because they're the most powerful people on the east side and are smiling at you. Brain (the fox) runs all the computer and tech stuff, all the scheduling and activity decisions, and he's the treasurer. Behind the scenes sort of guy, absolutely the one they send in if a trade deal is going poorly and they want to outfox (hahaaa) someone else. He also makes schematics for new weapons. Lauriam (the unicorn) is groundskeeper and security -- caring for the plants (they have water, and thus they have plants, and thus their trade extends to some edible goods as well) relaxes him, which he kind of needs, because he has to be intimidating if someone rowdy is gonna listen to him. He's a twig boy still... dont worry lauri youll fill out soon. Ven and Vani (two leopards, snow and melanistic) are part time maintenance/customer service part time external security, because they like having tasks to do and also like (and are very good at) fight attack kill. Vanitas really likes fixing/making stuff, funny enough, and Ven likes to help people; and Vanitas likes ...dealing with annoying customers. I like 2 think Kane was experimenting with cadets + cyborg stuff and they ended up down in motorcity discarded and glitched out at two separate times, and now they work together. Elrena (no animal) does a lot of mechanic work because she hung around for so long and bothered Lauriam so much that they became friends, so she's ours now. Player (no animal) is head of kitchen crew because that's me and I like cooking and we were missing an important role in the hotel! So!

Ephemer has a car that looks ancient but has a whole harpoon on it, called Polaris. It's kinda star themed, kinda bear themed, kinda icy. Skuld has a whole fire snake thing going on, her car is also starry, blue fire version. It's called Ophiuchus, and it doesn't look quite as old, but it's long, and has a whip/morning star/metal junk projectiles thing. Brain's car isn't used that often, but he has a dog/wild dog theme, and it's called Vulpecula. It has a chain/traps/buffs/debuffs thing. Lauriam obviously has a gardeny mythical car, Cygnus, it is very new and shiny. it has. a lot of weapons also DUH he uses a scythe in hand to hand. Strelitzia isn't old enough to drive yet, but she's learning, and they're gonna build her a car of her own. Her animal will be the heron, and she'll help with groundskeeping until she specializes. Ven and Vani share a car, Gemini Lux, because Vani can't drive and Ven can't aim very well. Ven can drive extremely well and Vani likes to shoot things (they were pilot and combat cadet experiments respectively). They have a tank of a musclecar with two cannons on the back, wing/claw motifs, and a b/w theme.

Ephy and Skuld started this effort, it was ephemer's idea to built a resort in Motorcity. After it really started working, though, they were both in. Brain popped in because a) he prefers not to fight so often and wanted somewhere quiet to work but b) he likes the message and is REALLY good at what he does. Which is important, since the next person they found was Ven, glitched out on the side of the lake and trying really hard not to hurt anyone even if his programming was yelling at him to attack. Brain fixed him up :] after which Lauriam joined, searching for his sister, who turned out to be doing a weird rogue thing with a broken H.O.U.N.D they have all kept and named Chirithy. She tried to attack Ven on sight but it's chill now. Vani joined the main group last by doing pretty much the same thing as ven, just a lot more violently (everyone needs to STOP ATTACKING VENTUS he is NOT made of STEEL. MOSTLY.). They're a legitimate company family at this point.

Daybreak Town as a resort is pretty beachside typical, very relaxed, everyone has soft hawaiian shirts and shorts. They managed to rig some cables and controllers up for a warmer temperature and soft wind from the lake, even if they can't have the sky. They also RIGOROUSLY clear out pollution so people can swim in it, they have constant beef with a certain deluxe garbage chute. It's also: pretty big!

listen to this song

I stick this in here and say hesitantly,,, no.,,,, because I want the khdr kids +aqua/terra to be in a samurai themed gang LMAO-- I think it would be cool if there was a bit of rivalry/comraderie between the Dandelions and these guys, or if the dandelions broke off from them and that's why all their cars have latin names, or something. Xehanort and Eraqus run their gang after usurping it from their previous leaders, who were extremely strict and had led their subordinates to infighting and sabotage. They vowed to do better, but running a business is hard, and they can't see themselves trending in a similar direction...

idk what their name would be. But they're very much samurai-jedi-apocalyptic car gang members, meticulously clean, down to murder. Good outfits. Cool base building design. I... also want to either keep Baldr as the final straw from their last leaders (he snapped and killed a lot of people allowing xeha and eraqus to take control) or keep him here as a berserker in a cool battering ram swords car. JFHKSD

that's it i think, its cool cars

[salvatoreren]

My thoughts on the Haikyuu Oneshot

I screamed

Lmao i thought the fandom was joking about a oneshot so imagine my surprise when i actually saw it lol

-Kuroo and Oikawa talking udhsja, we got the interaction! IODHSJKDH KUROO FLATTERING OIKAWA ABOUT BEING A TOPCLASS WORLD STAR JHAJHD MAN KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS

USHIWAKA AND KUROO RUNNING I LOVE THAT, Ushi is like hey man you dont have to do this, isdjhkjadh he's so cute, i cant believe i found him scary before, ALSO LMAO KUROO TELLING USHI HOW POPULAR HE IS TOWARDS KIDS AND HOW THEY THINK HE'S THE TERMINATOR JSDHJF

VOLLEYBALL ROBOT, I WANT TO CRY HE'S SUCH A DORK

AHH YESS THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND, THE LOML KAGEYAMA TOBIO, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S SO AMAZED TO FIND OUT THAT HE'S PLAYING WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A HIGH SET POINT SHUJFDKJ HIS FACE! I LOVE HIM PLS

AND BITCH AGAIN THE BIT WHERE HE'S AWARE HE'S HOT, YOU ARE! JDHJSAH, THE HOT GUY SETTER HES FINE WITH IT AND HAPPY BECAUSE ITS A GATEWAY TO PEOPLE LOVING VOLLEYBALL, KAGEYAMA PLS I LOVE YOU

OKAY I LOVED KUROO'S SMILE WHEN HE SAID THAT

OH MY GOD DAICHI AND SUGA EATING TOGETHER??? SUDIHAD SUGA JOKING ABT KUROO IN JAIL

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABT KUROO CALLING YACHI YACCHAN?

AND KENMA??? HALLELUJAH

BRO DID WE JUST SEE NOYA? LIKE THE NISHINOYA YUU??? HE LITERALLY JUST WALKED WHILE KENMA WAS FILMING UHSDAJKD I MISS HIM

BROOOO AKAASHI??? BABY BOY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

AND THE SUN, MY BABY, SHOYO, I MISS HIM SO MUCH TOO, HE LOOKED SO GOOD

KENMA'S BYE BYEEEEE, UGHHH ID KILL TO HEAR YUKI KAJI SAY THAT

IM CRYING JFC, WHEN KUROO HAD FLASHBACKS ABOUT HINATA STILL THINKING THAT GAMES ARE OPPORTUNITIES TO HIM!!! DHSJDH I LOVE HIS DEVELOPMENT ISTG

GUYS WE GOT AN ATSUMU AND OIKAWA INTERACTION, THE WORLD IS LITERALLY ENDING OH MY FUCKING GOD

YO. YO. YOOOOO DID WE JUST SEE SUNA???

AHHHHH, LOWK IWAOI REUNION, AND GOSHIKI AND HINATA??? THEY'RE LITERALLY STILL BABIES

LMFAO KAGS, BOKUTO AND USHI TALKING ABOUT WHITE CHARCOAL

"WHITE CHARCOAL IS CHARCOAL" LMAO BOKUTO

HOSHIUMI LOOKS SO DONE WITH THOSE IDIOTS

AND YAKU, THE UNDERRATED KING YAKU, WHY DOES HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND COOL, PLS

I LOVED THAT BIT OF HYAKUZAWA THINKING BACK TO ZOOTOPIA

"...NO ONE IS GOING TO DIE" *GLANCES AT DAICHI* LOL IM SORRY

AT LEAST WE SAW LEV, YACHI, ASAHI, AND KIYOKO,

TANAKA IS LITERALLY WORKING ON A KIDS VOLLEYBALL SEMINAR, ISDJHFSH I LOVE HIM ICANT

AND KOGANE, TSUKKI AND YAMAGUCHI

THE KAGEHINA HANDSHAKE PLS DJSJSJDBD

PROPS TO KUROO AND FURUDATE IN BRINGING THE GANG BACK

In conclusion, this chapter made me realize how much i miss and love haikyuu, like im not normally the one to scream and gush about new content being released on a fandom i've been but haikyuu's just rlly different

haikyuu literally is a masterpiece, im so glad i watched it, the characters are just so loveable hence me repetitively saying how i love this, i miss this and shit lol

If you havent watched or read haikyuu you should, it will break your heart on some certain parts but the series has a lot of good parts it'll overpower that lol I SWEAR GUYS

i literally cant wait to see the rest of the manga be adapted, i love this series jfc

[whoreadsnowadays]

OKOKOK IMA DO RISE LORENZO FIRST

So I have two ideas on Rise Lorenzo.

1. Being Lorenzo being the most chaotic thing to be birthed in the most nonchalant way possible. Like it's pretty normal for Lorenzo to come home looking a little beat up and carrying a giant bag of.... something... he won't tell.

OR or or

2. Lorenzo still being the. Most chaotic thing to have existed *but* get this. He's mute. Like he communicates by nodding and humming. It's something I've been thinking of and I'm absolutely I love <33 he and his brothers came up w/ a modified version of sign laguage too bc y'know they only have like 3 fingers.

I'm still thinking on what his Mystic powers would be, but I feel like it would be the ability his spear would be super speed. Hear me out now. Little brother is based of the spotted turtle and those guys are teeny tiny. Personally it would be funny to see this tiny turtle going at like 500 mph running towards the enemy.

In this version Lorenzo is definitely a lot more unhinged than 2012. If the two ever met he would totally try to get 12! Lorenzo to rob his favorite candy store and go ham w/ it (and a very horrified 12!Leo)

YEA YEA YE AYEA YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA !!!!!!!! HES A LITTLE GREMLIN AND !!!!!!!

HES GOING 500MPH SO HE CAN OUTRUN THE POLICE...

He meets "Vigilante" n he's like "ur like a robot lmao" n V just stares at him. Donnie hears of this and goes on a whole 20 minute rant about how Vigilante is a DICK. and DONT EVER EVER EVEN LOOK AT THEM EVER AGAIN OR IM DISOWNING YOU.

And 12Cam n Leo hearing abt 12Lorenzo's escapades with rise Lorenzo, and Cam grinning like an idiot like "HA. HES MORE OF A BAD INFLUENCE ON HIMSELF THAN I AM!!! HAHAHA!!" and Leo is just head in hands bc wow his baby brother is officially a criminal and Cam is absolutely right.

[todomitoukei]

hey im kinda confused abt the hpsc and i feel like you could explain it pretty well. is the theory that they’re corrupt and the real villains based in canon or is it just fanon? bc from what i remember they were only mentioned pretty vaguely, so i feel like i might have missed a chapter or something...if it’s based in canon, could you tell me where? (if it’s not too much trouble ofc)

It’s not canon per se, but it’s a theory based on what we know about the HPSC thus far along with some other factors.

As for the HPSC, their job is basically to manage the interactions between heroes and society. In a way, they are the PR team for heroes as a whole. They are also responsible for coordinating the heroes teams with the police, high-profile cases, as well as the provisional hero license exams. We don’t know exactly how one obtains their license to be a Pro Hero but considering the HPSC hands out the provisional licenses, they most likely also take care of the real thing.

With that, they have a lot of control over everything, almost like someone playing chess, with the heroes, police, villains, and civilians being their pawns.

We got a better look at the HPSC once Hawks was introduced, specifically when we got the flashback of him being given his undercover job. There are two noteworthy points from that scene.

The first one being that the HPSC is okay with casualties, giving Hawks the permission to ignore the victims, while he befriends the villains. The HPSC places its importance on the greater good, rather than trying to save everyone.

The second part is about Hawks and his overall role for the HPSC. Though they call it a proposal, Hawks points out that he isn’t given a choice here.

Similar to Eri’s current appearance, people have different opinions on whether using children for the hero side is right or wrong, considering that Eri agreed to use her quirk on Mirio, and Hawks wanted to become a hero.

We don’t have the full picture of what this “special program” that Hawks was a part of entailed, and whether or not he was the only one in it. Although, concerning the last part, we don’t really see any heroes his age so it feels like Hawks was the only one part of this “program” and was always anticipated to be used as the HPSC’s secret weapon. Officially, he’s a hero, but in reality, the HPSC has a lot more control over him than any other hero. Part of that is also shown through his hero outfit, which features the HPSC logo on his shirt.

Keep in mind, Hawks was a kid when he got taken in by the commission. They saw a vulnerable child that happened to have a strong quirk that could be useful to them, so they took said child and turned it into the hero he is now for their own advantages.

Aside from Hawks and Eri, we also have U.A. and any other hero school. While this hasn’t really been addressed by society in the story aside from when Bakugou got kidnapped, this is a high school, which means the students are 15-18 years old. Although the story does tell us that hero students encountering actual villains is a new occurrence, they are still children who get put through very intense training. In the most recent arc, they are being put on the front lines, even though their role was just to evacuate the civilians, it’s obvious from their mindsets and their sense of duty that they are not going to leave it as just that. As mentioned at the start, the HPSC is responsible for coordinating these types of situations so it was their decision to put these kids there. Even if you don’t see an issue with hero high schools like U.A. existing, I think we can all agree that there is something very wrong about putting teenagers on the front lines against the biggest terrorist organization in the country. Funnily enough, the one person to address this is a villain, Dabi:

It makes sense for someone like Dabi, who was created and raised as a mere pawn himself instead of being allowed a normal childhood, to be able to point out that sending kids to a fight like this is not okay.

Speaking of villains, since the USJ arc, the League of Villains has been presented to us as the main antagonists of the series, specifically Shigaraki as the successor to All For One, since Deku, the protagonist, is the successor of One For All. But over time, the members of the League of Villains have been shown to us as being very layered, sympathetic people. Shigaraki has found his own reasons for doing what he does, but that doesn’t change the fact that he has always been and continues to be nothing but a vessel for All For One.

Despite the fact that All For One in his current state technically can’t do much, especially not without Shigaraki, him still being around and still saying that Shigaraki isn’t complete yet shows us that All For One is still the bigger threat and we haven’t seen the last of him. When it comes to the question of how can Shigaraki redeem himself, he would first need to realize that he is just being used by All For One. Because the main difference between him and Dabi is that the latter has recognized that he was only used and is now fighting back, whereas Shigaraki hasn’t become aware of that yet. To redeem himself, he not only has to realize this but also figure out how to break away from All For One. Unlike Dabi, he can’t just leave, since All For One can possess him from the comfort of his highly secured cell.

Speaking of Dabi, some people are also theorizing that the HPSC knew about Touya and helped cover up his death, but that this is unconfirmed so while I’m not ruling it out (according to Endeavor he did search for Touya instead of immediately accepting his death so they most likely do know about it but whether they knew the circumstances that have led to this is unknown), I wouldn’t count it as evidence for the time being.

Circling back to the students of U.A., after the USJ arc the rumors of a possible traitor came up, and after Bakugou got kidnapped, we got this meeting between the HPSC and the police, where they first mention that they will need to make some changes.

Later on, Principal Nezu tells us that, though officially the dorm system is for the students’ safety, it’s also so that they (the HPSC and police) can investigate in secret, with both the teachers and the students being possible suspects.

The story hasn’t exactly mentioned this since or explained how exactly they investigate in secret. We do know that there are robots with motion detectors/cameras on campus that report any kind of movement to the teachers, like when Bakugou and Deku had their fight outside. But what about in the dorms? Are there hidden cameras? Maybe even in the rooms? We don’t know that yet, part it’s still a fact that the HPSC even suspects the kids and puts them in dorms under false pretense when in reality it’s easier for surveillance/control reasons.

So to sum it up, the HPSC has a lot of control and they make sure to keep it that way and get even more control. Of course, considering that it is their job to keep the country safe, it is more or less expected of them. But they more often than not show that they have no issue with using child soldiers, and they are also okay with casualties. Overall, they are a corrupt organization in many ways. With the current arc, especially Dabi calling out Endeavor and thus possibly (hopefully) making society question heroes a little more, it would then also make sense for the HPSC to be questioned, though probably at a later point in the story and not quite yet. However, in order for that to happen, people on the hero side first have to start recognizing these flaws and start questioning the current system that is in place.

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Is there any character you wanna infodump about but haven't had the chance to yet? Pls do ^^ And good luck with your appointment!!! 🌻

hi!! to be honest, i can't really think of a character i want to infodump about since i haven't really been consuming that much media lately besides the new fn*f game, and i definitely can't confidently infodump abt anything in that series because i honestly gave up on understanding the lore a long time ago AJDJF it's pretty obvious they're just making shit up as they go and don't rly intend on making everything actually make sense at any point

but! i can still talk abt a theory ppl have abt a character from the game tho. a theory that i didn't/don't want to believe because i think it's really dumb!! but there's a lot of evidence for it and i can't pretend it isn't significant.

i don't know dear anon if you're familiar with the game but basically in the newest game there's a boy named gregory that ends up in the pizza plex, this absolutely giant kids entertainment. place thing. it's got like arcade games and laser tag and go kart racing yknow the kinda place. and gregory needs to get out of there because there's a dangerous lady hunting him, and she tells all the animatronics to hunt him as well, most likely having hacked them. freddy didn't end up being hacked though, and remains a normal, friendly robot bear. so he helps protect gregory as they try to escape the plex while trying to keep from danger.

this theory im referring to is that gregory isn't actually human and he's a robot. an advanced robot that looks like a kid. i think that's pretty dumb, but it explains a lot of things that aren't answered in the game. because let's be real, not much at all is answered in the game. it was rushed out and might as well not have had an ending at all. so many plot points dropped, so many things that never go anywhere. but enough abt my complaining lol. basically there's a lot of questions that aren't answered but regarding gregory here's the questions that this theory might be able to answer:

we never get an explanation as to why gregory is even at the pizza plex to begin with. he isn't just some kid whose parents forgot about him, because he's (assumedly) homeless and doesn't Have parents. so he most likely snuck in. he isn't an officially registered guest at the plex, like he wasn't signed in at the front or whatever. there's also the fact that gregory is well aware that there have been disappearances at the pizza plex, so why would he go there, especially near closing time, if he knew it might be dangerous. him being a robot may explain that. perhaps he needed to repair himself and this was the only place he could do it. like maybe it had parts he needed and he couldn't get there anywhere else. that would be an explanation.

when an antagonist named vanny is nearby, it seems as if gregory's vision glitches and distorts. it literally looks like analog video malfunctions. i always assumed this was just a stylistic thing, but actually when paired with the other thing i'm about to mention it's probably actually relevant. freddy can't see vanny, but gregory can. that's obviously Really weird. but what seals the deal is that freddy can finally see vanny after his Eyes are Upgraded to special ones. he gains roxanne's eyes, and she sees a lot differently than the other ones. she can see through walls for example. so freddy not being able to see vanny while gregory can would imply gregory may have more advanced eyes than freddy at first.

it would explain why gregory is special in the first place. why vanny is hunting him to begin with. that's such a huge unanswered question, what does she want with this kid? obviously other kids have disappeared but this doesn't seem like a thing she would do every time she takes a child, it's a whole Thing yknow, a whole night of robots trying to get this boy. if he were a special advanced robot that would def make more sense why someone would want him so bad.

obviously him being homeless doesn't have to be some conspiracy theory it may just be that he's homeless and it holds no plot significance and that's fine, but it could also be that he ran away from whoever created him. that would go back to him needing parts from the plex, if he was created by someone but ran away from them he would have to perform maintenance on himself. there's also a weird thing where freddy says "i feel you are broken" to gregory and takes him to the first aid station, although first aid is never performed because they're interrupted by another character, and it's something that's not mentioned again. this could totally just be gregory having cuts and bruises, especially since he already has bandaids in his canon design. but i still feel like freddy's phrasing of "broken" is a tad strange. obviously it could just be that he's used to using that kind of language as a robot but the guy works with kids all day, you'd think he'd know the word "hurt".

ANYWAY THO i'm done talking about that. like i said i think him being a robot would be dumb, him being a normal human kid should just be what it is. so i hate that this theory might be right considering how much it explains certain things rip