#can you imagine ???

[nukaposting]

the fallout from post-apocalyptic polycule drama would make the cambridge crater look like a pothole

companions being "player-sexual" in fallout has never been an issue for me because my assumption from the jump has always been that bisexuality becomes a biological norm over hundreds of years. like carcinization

[sleepiesttoken]

guys i’ve made it. THE sleep token iii is liking my comments on my tiktok 🤯😧

[funkyplantguy]

begging mumbo to choose ren as his lawyer for the people vs mumbo jumbo court case. can you imagine the DRAMA of doc vs ren as xb and mumbo's lawyers respectively?

[garden-of-thoughts-fruit-of-lips]

" Out of Line"

It's the person who's "out of line" who is always told to, "Get back in line!"

I'm "out of line," and the students tell me to, "Get back in line!" But I say, "No, " and I saw a smaller line, and they all seemed happy and stood out as different. They were dressed in school uniform. So I started making my way over there. And the teacher of the line I left came and asked me to, "Get back in line" and when I replied, "No", immediately that teacher took it to the principal and now the principal and teachers from my original class started threatening me in front of the students. Who were trying to scare me to get back in place. When I started to break down and cry, my original classmates and other students of that class said, "If you would have stayed in line, this wouldn't have happened to you!" Even with that being done, I kept making my way to the other line. Now, the teachers became furious, and bullies from that school approach me, telling me to turn around. Once again, I refused, so the principal gave a "signal" to the bullies, and they said, "Fine, you could go." As I turned and walked a couple steps further, they added by yelling, "This school dressed you! So we're taking your clothes from off your back!" They started ripping the clothes off of me in front of my classmates and other students. "Hahahaha," they would all laugh as I became naked. Once, I was stripped, and the students of that class noticed the scars and bruises on my naked body. The bullies moved aside so all could see, and I saw pointing, I heard whispering and laughing, and from the laughing crowd, words came out, "How long you had that there!" followed by more laughter. I even heard the ones that had pitty for me say, "If he would have only stayed." At that exact time, I got up from off the ground and turned my back against them

[comikadraws]

Baby Teeth

Inspired by this post by @theheirofthesharingan

[sanjisboyfie]

GOJO SATORU singing daddys home when YOU come home. bc fuck him being daddy, youre his daddy wtf. the moment he hears that front door open, hes belting out the song from whatever part of the house hes in. if hes in the shower (and miraculously hears you come in-) hes singing in the shower about how, "AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR LOVING ALL DAY, DADDYS HOME" cuz he will in fact change the lyrics. if hes in the kitchen, he waltzes out with a cheesy ass apron that says "kiss the chef" (<- jus barfed in my mouth hes so fucking annoying) and singing into the spoon he was using to stir dinner, "I KNOW MY DADDYS HOME, HOME FOR MEEE"

sometimes he hums it before bed, but then the humming eventually turns into singing, which then transitions to borderline belting. he would be cuddling into your side when he starts humming but as he gets louder singing, he starts physically shaking you. him serenading you to such a cheesy song is really funny, though, and to an extent endearing. but you just wish he'd quiet down at least a LITTLE bit. atp the neighbors prolly think usher himself is locked in ur basement

[probablyasocialecologist]

"But Weber’s argument was carefully grounded in history. Price controls, she argued, had been an essential element of the U.S. mobilization strategy during the Second World War. And there were several striking similarities between the economy of the nineteen-forties and that of the present day, including very high consumer demand for goods, record corporate profits, and production bottlenecks in important areas. Back then, the Office of Price Administration simply prohibited companies from raising prices above certain levels. Violators could be sued, or worse. In 1944, Montgomery Ward, the department-store chain, refused to accept the terms of a collective-bargaining agreement—a cap on the price of labor—brokered by the government. President Roosevelt ordered the National Guard to seize the business and remove Sewell Avery, its chairman, from its headquarters." (source)

[fyllophobia]

[muzzlemouths]

i can't stop thinking about it. DFtR au where Sun tries to kill Chet but he's so goddamn bad at the whole killing thing that y/n falls head over heels that very night and spends the weekend affectionately mass slashing for him like a cat dropping dead mice on your doorstep. at the very end they pick him up bridal style and ride off into the sunset.

[ninvic-rbs]

Pathologic au where everything is the same but you can often see the two healers you're not playing as running around and coming out of shops and being chased

[vir-bellanaris]

The fact arguably the best romance in the Dragon Age franchise was added last-minute on a whim.

[snek-eyes]

Just thinking about how this was the last time the angel was in heaven. How this is how they treated him, and yet,

his response was to openly rebel and desert,

in front of a whole platoon of angels,

refuse to compromise on what he wanted to do instead,

equivocate the power of angels and demons,

and stubbornly yeet himself back down to earth without anything except trust in himself to figure things out.

I'm very curious to see what'll happen the next time he's up there.

[oozebrain]

Terrifier 4 opens with the scariest thing imaginable.

It opens with Sienna driving down a highway and she comes to a lot of traffic and she can’t figure out what’s up. Cars are trying to go around but they can’t.

Finally, she sees what’s ahead and it’s this:

[eddiesgaymustache]

[said in the most normal tone of voice you've ever heard] give eddie diaz a gay little earring

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles: Oh, Derek! I don't know what you're doing to me.

Derek: It's called a rimjob.

Stiles: Thanks for helping me remember. Feels amazing.