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jeaneil advocates, i must ask: why didn’t you make “misplaced forever partners” your ship name? ik it’s kinda long but consider: it’s also the most concise yet devastating description of a relationship that i’ve ever seen

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i can’t believe andreil is real. they have the energy of that one non-canon yet deeply compelling ship you got overly invested in while you were in middle school. and since that was during your formative years, they still occasionally return to haunt you and leave you screaming crying throwing up over what could’ve been if their creator wasn’t a coward

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oh an aftg fencing au is absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS

aftg but they do historical fencing instead of exy so renee gets to swing a giant longsword around 🗡🗡🗡

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Currently thinking about the fact that Neil is 5’3” and Jean is 6’2”

These bitches really said

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I know that the book goes like "Andrew's bands be like a joke to distinguish the twins," so I guess it implies that they would look fairly similar, but I DON'T CARE!!! I LIKE THE PIERCINGS AND THE MAYBE-EYELINERS MAYBE-DARK-CIRCLES AAAAAARRRRRRR

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you can’t convince me that this isn’t either kevin or jean talking about exy strategy with jeremy during a costume party (they’re pulling up footage on jeremy’s phone to illustrate their points! and they don’t like being interrupted)

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aaron and kevin, drunk at aaron’s bachelor party ✨

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andreil is consuming my life and genuinely impeding my ability to like. function. i am actively ignoring my responsibilities and i wish i was more upset about that. sorry but ball is life. idgaf about anything besides my sports mafia hooligans

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andreil lowkey sharing custody of kevin and kevin being exasperated with how wrapped up in each other they are will always be superior to kandreil. third wheel kevin means everything to me

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“you’re a person and i’ll treat you accordingly, even if nobody else does, and that means respecting your boundaries” x “i’m not afraid of the horrors you’ve experienced or of what you did to survive—nothing you reveal can rattle me”

unspoken: i’m not going to abandon you. i won’t be another person that lets you down.

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andreil shared back account real. thank you for coming to my TED talk

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DAN AND PHIL I AM GOING TO END YOU

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WHATS THAT ONE GAY TIKTOK AUDIO THATS LIKE “he thinks i’m beautiful in the dark, and that’s his justification for not loving me in the light” OR WHATEVER THATS BASICALLY THE IDEA??? PLEASE ASSIST

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“i wish you were a girl” is kevjean core

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tkm teaser with a bunch of quick cuts and snippets of people in the show (news anchors, the foxes, other teams, etc etc) all saying neil’s name so it’s just repeated, neil josten neil josten neil josten, then abrupt cut and black screen and then we flash to the scene where after nathan is murdered and nathaniel is laughing, borderline hysterical and saying to the police: “my name is nathaniel wesninski”.

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“ken doesn't have sex, he's above that” is kevin day to me. if you even care