#Can you imagine

[queer-talmid]

Yitzchak

today at church my pastor told us "the trouble with a living sacrifice is it keeps crawling off the altar" and it made me think of your blog. not sure if it's right vibe but the association was immediate.

man i knew the prospects for a career in standup comedy were bad but i had no idea it was so dire that comedians were turning to the church to supplement their income. this says a lot about the state of the economy.

[muzzlemouths]

i can't stop thinking about it. DFtR au where Sun tries to kill Chet but he's so goddamn bad at the whole killing thing that y/n falls head over heels that very night and spends the weekend affectionately mass slashing for him like a cat dropping dead mice on your doorstep. at the very end they pick him up bridal style and ride off into the sunset.

[vir-bellanaris]

The fact arguably the best romance in the Dragon Age franchise was added last-minute on a whim.

[funkyplantguy]

begging mumbo to choose ren as his lawyer for the people vs mumbo jumbo court case. can you imagine the DRAMA of doc vs ren as xb and mumbo's lawyers respectively?

[garden-of-thoughts-fruit-of-lips]

" Out of Line"

It's the person who's "out of line" who is always told to, "Get back in line!"

I'm "out of line," and the students tell me to, "Get back in line!" But I say, "No, " and I saw a smaller line, and they all seemed happy and stood out as different. They were dressed in school uniform. So I started making my way over there. And the teacher of the line I left came and asked me to, "Get back in line" and when I replied, "No", immediately that teacher took it to the principal and now the principal and teachers from my original class started threatening me in front of the students. Who were trying to scare me to get back in place. When I started to break down and cry, my original classmates and other students of that class said, "If you would have stayed in line, this wouldn't have happened to you!" Even with that being done, I kept making my way to the other line. Now, the teachers became furious, and bullies from that school approach me, telling me to turn around. Once again, I refused, so the principal gave a "signal" to the bullies, and they said, "Fine, you could go." As I turned and walked a couple steps further, they added by yelling, "This school dressed you! So we're taking your clothes from off your back!" They started ripping the clothes off of me in front of my classmates and other students. "Hahahaha," they would all laugh as I became naked. Once, I was stripped, and the students of that class noticed the scars and bruises on my naked body. The bullies moved aside so all could see, and I saw pointing, I heard whispering and laughing, and from the laughing crowd, words came out, "How long you had that there!" followed by more laughter. I even heard the ones that had pitty for me say, "If he would have only stayed." At that exact time, I got up from off the ground and turned my back against them

[sanjisboyfie]

GOJO SATORU singing daddys home when YOU come home. bc fuck him being daddy, youre his daddy wtf. the moment he hears that front door open, hes belting out the song from whatever part of the house hes in. if hes in the shower (and miraculously hears you come in-) hes singing in the shower about how, "AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR LOVING ALL DAY, DADDYS HOME" cuz he will in fact change the lyrics. if hes in the kitchen, he waltzes out with a cheesy ass apron that says "kiss the chef" (<- jus barfed in my mouth hes so fucking annoying) and singing into the spoon he was using to stir dinner, "I KNOW MY DADDYS HOME, HOME FOR MEEE"

sometimes he hums it before bed, but then the humming eventually turns into singing, which then transitions to borderline belting. he would be cuddling into your side when he starts humming but as he gets louder singing, he starts physically shaking you. him serenading you to such a cheesy song is really funny, though, and to an extent endearing. but you just wish he'd quiet down at least a LITTLE bit. atp the neighbors prolly think usher himself is locked in ur basement

[probablyasocialecologist]

"But Weber’s argument was carefully grounded in history. Price controls, she argued, had been an essential element of the U.S. mobilization strategy during the Second World War. And there were several striking similarities between the economy of the nineteen-forties and that of the present day, including very high consumer demand for goods, record corporate profits, and production bottlenecks in important areas. Back then, the Office of Price Administration simply prohibited companies from raising prices above certain levels. Violators could be sued, or worse. In 1944, Montgomery Ward, the department-store chain, refused to accept the terms of a collective-bargaining agreement—a cap on the price of labor—brokered by the government. President Roosevelt ordered the National Guard to seize the business and remove Sewell Avery, its chairman, from its headquarters." (source)

[bharv]

They absolutely 100% should have made Gortash the one artificer in the game and he absolutely 110% should have had a fucking gun

[nextstopparis]

lol. can i just say. if i was arthur and id just lost everything. like literally everything. and i was travelling with two people who wouldnt stop saying Just How Much they despised me, the woman i loved who i hadnt seen in weeks and couldnt fully forgive yet, and literally the Only constant in my life like the one person i was fully emotionally dependent on at that point. and he was like “im gonna offer myself up as distraction” with the pretty okay if shaky logic of knowing the terrain better than the others. and then he replied to my “dont do anything stupid” with a “me?” that has YEARS worth of acknowledgement that does in fact do VERY STUPID AND DANGEROUS THINGS. and a grin. before running off. i would actually just kms right then and there if a heart attack didnt beat me to it. LOL

[snek-eyes]

Just thinking about how this was the last time the angel was in heaven. How this is how they treated him, and yet,

his response was to openly rebel and desert,

in front of a whole platoon of angels,

refuse to compromise on what he wanted to do instead,

equivocate the power of angels and demons,

and stubbornly yeet himself back down to earth without anything except trust in himself to figure things out.

I'm very curious to see what'll happen the next time he's up there.

[eddiesgaymustache]

[said in the most normal tone of voice you've ever heard] give eddie diaz a gay little earring

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles: Oh, Derek! I don't know what you're doing to me.

Derek: It's called a rimjob.

Stiles: Thanks for helping me remember. Feels amazing.

[thisispersonal]

”I’m sorry Fiddleford”

[madamedramatics]

If Garrus ever learns how to use a Nerf gun, Shepard is gonna have to spend an entire evening writing up a new rule for the Normandy on why Nerf guns will no longer be permitted on the ship.

The fine print will be a reminder that the crew of the Normandy are living beings, and not target practice, even if the three burst blast to Vega's head across the cargo bay was a sick ass shot. Word for word.

Fine print P.S: This is a general rule that isn't meant to single any humans, quarians, Krogan, Salarians, or synthetic intelligence on the ship out.

Fine print P.S.S: Please disregard all rumors of your Captain being present during an "all out Nerf Gun battle" in the Cargo Bay after a Nerf pellet hit me. I was not present in the battle and would appreciate such rumors of unprofessionalism being spread. I would never fire off 20 loads of Nerf rounds from a Nerf gattling gun into Garrus' side because he refused to stop shooting me in the butt with his stupid Nerf Gun although I asked him several times to stop or I'd let Javik ship him out of an airlock. It's important to keep the ship as gossip free as possible. Thank you for your cooperation and once again, this rule is not meant to single any non turians out.

[crynwr-drwg]

I will never not be mad about this lol

[saradika]

I had a dream last night where I was like “cross-posting is a great way to reach new people!” so I posted my smut on linkedin 💀💀💀