#can you believe it? christmas! just in a week!

[herosraven]

I love how much you love this pen. It has its internal organs spilling out that you keep together with a mini flosser. It's dying. And you just. give it a bell.

i think my parents are gonna hate me i had the great idea of putting a small bell on my pen

[peppermintquartz]

Prompt: Buck and Tommy’s first Christmas together (can be AU or post breakup/makeup)

it surprised Buck when Tommy asked, very shyly, if Buck wanted a tree, now that they've moved into Tommy's house.

"Of course I do," Buck replied. That was two weeks ago.

Ever since then, Tommy's been giddily buying all kinds of Christmas decorations. A wreath for the door, outdoor lights and an inflatable Santa for the house and the lawn, mistletoe under every doorway ("You don't need mistletoe to kiss me, you know that right?" "Yeah, but I like having the excuse. Now, pucker up."), plastic boxes of brand-new baubles and ornaments and tinsel.

Buck can't help finding it adorable that his hot pilot boyfriend is enjoying the season so much, and a little sad that it's because Tommy never really had a person to celebrate it with before.

And today they are out tree shopping with Chimney, Maddie and Jee after a nice lunch of donburi. Jee is perched on her uncle's shoulders, her delighted giggles keeping the trip light and fun. Also, this means Buck doesn't get to use a clipboard to check off his requisites for a good tree, more's the pity; Chimney and Maddie definitely conspired on this.

Fortunately for Buck, his boyfriend is a checklist fiend. He just doesn't use a clipboard for it. Instead, he has it on his phone, and he frowns if a tree is lopsided, too short, too tall, not green enough, does not have enough space under the foliage...

"I can't believe there's two of you," Chimney grumbles as Tommy fishes out an actual measuring tape to check the circumference of two trees to see which one meets his exacting standards.

Buck doesn't answer his brother-in-law; he's plotting when would be a good time to jump Tommy's bones later: before or after putting up the decorations.

Sighing, Maddie peers up at her daughter. "I hope you're gonna learn only the good things from Uncle Tommy, Jee."

"Uncle Tommy!" Jee calls out, beaming. She points to the left. "That one!"

Tommy pauses, looking over his shoulder like he thinks he's hallucinating, and blushes when Buck winks and blows him a kiss.

They end up with the tree Jee chose, and one that Tommy selects. After Jee is passed back to Maddie, Buck and Tommy manhandle the two trees onto Tommy's truck. The smell of pine and sap surround them and Buck wants to hold Tommy, just for a while, to let him savor the moment. They grin dopily at each other instead.

(If Buck kisses Tommy filthily in the truck before they drive down to the Hans, that's entirely his business.)

[viennakarma]

wait also!!! (same anon as before hehe) i love the idea that in the forgiveness universe luna would find out from eavesdropping on a family member…..i lowkey love the drama of it all. i can imagine that happening during thanksgiving or christmas or some gathering like that and lewis’ dad is like has anyone tried the chicken 😀 and gathers everyone out of the house

if u have any other headcanons i would love to hear <333 i can’t believe one of my fav fics involves cheating on the reader HAHA but in both endings the reader gets her happiness so thank u for that 🫂

OR OR (I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS)

Luna had always noticed how her parents celebrated two anniversaries but she never gave it too much thought, because they’re parents (ew).

Would be kinda funny if she eavesdropped on someone during like a Christmas Eve dinner or something, and she doesn’t find out about the cheating straight away, instead she finds out they married, got divorced, got married again. When she asks in front of the whole family “what do you mean you got married twice????” And Anthony is like “well, who would like to go outside and build a snowman???”

Luna would spend a few weeks pressing her parents for answers, until she starts giving them the silent treatment and it’s when Lewis decides it’s time you and him sit her down and tell the truth. Cue to a big tantrum (justified tbh) and Luna not speaking to them for a few days. She will give them, especially Lewis, a hard time about it. I think she’d have a heart to heart with you and eventually understand that you and Lewis fell in love all over again after the divorce, you took a gamble in giving her father another chance and in the end it paid off, he never made the same mistake again and became the best father and husband ever.

[puck-luck]

For your celly!! Can you do the 11 of spades with Coley 🫶🏻🫶🏻 no kink pref ❤️

warnings: flexible woman, established relationship, unprotected p in v, not very graphic sex. more allusions wc: 808

“Co, look,” you exclaim, thrusting your phone into his face. On the screen is a TikTok from Sabrina Carpenter’s latest concert– but that’s not why you’re showing it to him. Marcello Hernandez came to Sabrina’s concert, dressed as Domingo from that viral SNL skit that you’d loved the first few times you’d watched it. You were ready to let it go now that a few weeks have passed, but it was incredibly funny the first time you saw it. You’re glad Marcello is getting his props and his fame, although he does seem a little tired of the bit. Regardless, he appeared at Sabrina’s concert dressed as his character and played along.

Cole loved the sketch just as much as you did, so it was a no brainer to show him the TikTok you were watching. He lit up like a Christmas tree at the sight of it, watching along with you and agreeing that it was exciting and fun that that had happened. Then, you both moved on. It wasn’t until Cole had actually gone to sleep that another Sabrina TikTok came up on your FYP– showing you her Juno pose from the same concert. You’d always gotten a kick out of the poses, loving Sabrina’s outfits and how confident she is in her sexuality.

As you’re watching, she casually does the splits. HUH? You can’t say that you have ever tried that one– you used to be able to do the splits when you were much younger, but you’d lost it over time. Taken aback, but impressed by the agility, you scroll on. Two more stretching and splits videos come up on your FYP before you go to bed. Then, tomorrow when you’re on your break, you see a few more. You start to pay attention, wondering if this is some sort of bizarre sign that you shouldn’t ignore. It may be time to get your splits back. The idea starts innocently enough– and then you remember Sabrina.

What a treat that would be– if you stretched and trained while Cole was away, then surprised him by casually doing the splits on his cock. The idea is so comical and seemingly your destiny, if you believe how often your algorithm is telling you to increase your flexibility, that you immediately decide to get to work.

You start with lunges and butterfly sits, forward folds and pigeon poses. Little by little, you feel yourself getting looser. Within a few weeks, you’re not feeling the pain of the stretch anymore in your hamstrings. One week while Cole is out of town for a game, you test out your splits and you’ve got it. Right, left, and middle. You’re able to do the splits again.

Onto phase two.

You’re too eager to bite the bullet, so the next time you and Cole start to get frisky, you’re already planning what you’re going to do. You’re going to be on top, you’re going to start in a normal position straddling his lap, then you’re going to spread your legs to the side and do a middle split right there on his cock.

You plan goes perfectly. Cole’s under you, staring up at your face, his hands covering your hips.You watch his eyes go wide, then his pupils grow bigger and darker when he realizes that you’re spreading your legs as far as they can go, just so that you can take his cock more deeply. His mouth opens slightly in surprise and stays open as you start to move again on his shaft, rising and falling in a position you’ve never done before. You’ve fallen forward, stomach flush against his, just because of the sheer pleasure. His cock really has pressed deeper into your cunt, impossibly thick and satisfying.

As you’re bouncing on his length, he helps you out by thrusting up. The sensation is different than any other time that you’ve ridden Cole, which pushes more and more noises from your mouth. He’s all sweaty and strong beneath you, tips of his hair curling, and it’s not long until you’ve both come and it’s time to clean you up.

“You’re more flexible than I thought,” Cole compliments cheekily after he wipes you down. “We’re going to take advantage of that.”

“Cirque du Soleil?” You tease.

“I was thinking more like 1,001 Sex Positions,” Cole replies. “We’re checking ‘em all off the list, baby.”

“Cole Caufield, sex position connoisseur,” you say with a snorted laugh.

“Yeah, I’m going to be a motivational speaker when I retire from hockey,” Cole agrees. “We’ll teach the world how to fuck. Imagine the power.”

“I barely let you tell your friends about our sex life.”

“This is different,” Cole tells you. He grins. “My audience will be strangers.”

Because that’s better– strangers knowing about your sex life rather than Cole’s best friends.

[squidsmakemedelusional]

ORIGINAL DESIGN BY @iizubuzu!! this is my humble take !!

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[steakout-05]

can you believe it guys? christmas! just a week away! christmas is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information.

+ bonus early sketch

[kristoffs-lullaby]

Seeking warmth

[lonisaiou]

'So please just fall in love with me this Christmas There's nothing else that I will need this Christmas It won't be wrapped under a tree I want something that lasts forever So kiss me on this cold December night~'

[studioblunt]

A good bad habit of mine? Hmm...let me think on that one. Would you count it different than over-cleaning if I tell you I vacuum when I'm stressed? Oh yeah, pink tax is so real. I need to make better friends with my mechanic so he doesn't think I'm a right idiot. What makes you think I look like a car racing fan? Now we're both just confused about who the hell that guy is. Us English people really have a way about us, it's what's got you so hooked to me. We get one of those Etsy artists to do a cartoon rendering of the three of us as dogs, duh. Perfect Christmas gift. Wagatha Barkness, shut it. That's too adorable. I was trying to delay the teasing by making you work for it, because for me to admit that it's a cartoon rabbit seems like a safer bet than admitting it's one of my best friends. But yes, it's really her. We've had kind of a complicated few months, with her making moves and me being too in my head to accept those moves. I...think we both thought we were straight, if you can believe it. Now I'm...still a little unsure of what to call it, but I can confidently say that I'm just really happy. I'll pass that along to her, so that I can start working on my giant bow tie and my rabbit ears ready. Or maybe you could tell her, I'm hoping to host a little Friendsgiving get-together next week, kind of a way for us all to be together again and for everyone to meet Jessie in a more official sense, ha. Can I mark you down for a spot, yes or yes?

What would you say is one of your good, bad habits? Miss practically perfect in every way. Don't forget the women tax that mechanics add onto the bill just for being a woman. We're stupid and have no idea how much things cost, remember? Which is true when it comes to cars, but we can't let them know that. I brought him up because I thought you would know who he was! Do I look like a car racing fan? God I love England, you're all so cute, it's a shame about the weather. So, now that we've assigned dog breeds, what do we do with this now? Did you see the Agatha halloween costume for dogs? It was called Wagatha Barkness, I love it. You never said I wasn't allowed warm up questions. There are a lot of Jessica's in the world, how was I supposed to guess straight away? I knew it was Jessica Rabbit, and I don't blame you, for a rabbit she's pretty sexy. Which I don't know what that says about me. Wait, Emily. You and Chastain? Really? You're both so cute for each other, I can see it. I'm so happy for you, how did it happen? I always thought she was straight as well, not like that matters. Sexuality is so fluid. At least you both have a couple's costume sorted for next Halloween, Jessica and Roger Rabbit.

[felicitea-va]

can you believe it guys? hearth's warming, just a week away! hearth's warming is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information! hearth's warming, just a week away! oh wow! can you believe it? hearth's warming! just in a week! it got here so fast! hearth's warming! just a week-

[oneshotgremlin]

OH BOY DEBUGGING I SURE LOVE DEBUGGING (CUTELY EXPERIENCES THREE STRAIGHT HOURS OF SISYPHEAN SUFFERING AS I BEG FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH ❤️❤️❤️)

[karda]

she will be here tomorrow. can u believe it. just a day away

[ididnineeleven]

sigma baby

slip a rizzler under the fein

for me

i've been a W girl

sigma baby

so speedrun down the chimney tonighttt

[kerakn]

loud noise warning at the end please heed caution

i’m so going to regret posting this

[aksolawdle]

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