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Billford this billford that NO they're yummy too but I'm loyal to my origins I'm staying a billdipie FOREVER. đşđ¸đŚ
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Guys I've been shipping worse things in gravity falls fandom since I was 12 billdip should be the least of y'all worries đđ
#gravity falls#billdip#billford#shipping discourse#can yall stop being annoying please#billdip walked so all your other ships could run#they're our founding father
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LOVE IS SO MANY THINGS. I AM SICK OF PLATONIC LOVE BEING ERASED WHEN IT IS ONE OF THE MOST STRONGEST AND IMPORTANT LOVES EVER. IM SORRY. IM SAYING IT. When you get broken up with?! Your friends are there. When someone hurts you and you need to vent or even just share STUPID GOSSIP?!?! Your friends are there !!!! People like me who don't have biological family to rely on. Hell my closest friends are basically siblings to me. I literally call them siblings. Platonic love is so strong and important and it means so much. Yes romantic love is awesome. Yes familial love is awesome but the love that has the most impact on you? Platonic. Sorry. You'll fall in love platonically more than any other love.
Also. Hey. The only rules are the ones YOU set. I'm sick and tired of people saying you cant do "romantic" things with platonic relationships. Yeah sorry. I'm taking my friends on "dates". Yes we can hold hands. You want to kiss your friend on the cheek?! Go for it dude. The world is literally your oyster and as long as you both consent. WHATEVER !!!!!!!!
#im so sorry but. platonic love is so important to me#i love my friends i adore them#my friends have helped me through so so so much#and im not saying youll have friends forever. I know those feelings pass too#but youll always remember them.#platonic love is just like any other love.#theres good and bad. so if youve gotten your heart broken by friends. sorry. I am#but can we PLEASE stop acting like romantic love is the only interesting type of love?!#and yknow what on that note.#maybe yall dont DESERVE romantic live bcus whenever romance is involved you guys always dumb down characters to being in love. so ANNOYING.
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Man sometimes I make the mistake of reading the notes on a post (donât do it) and like⌠this truly is the piss on the poor website.
No one has any reading comprehension and no one can clearly state what they mean. Everyone is so ready to argue at the drop of a hat. No one can make their point with clear language, and then seem to be incapable of rewording a statement if someone doesnât understand them. Everyone immediately descends to insults upon disagreement, whether real or imaginary.
Debate classes should be mandatory in school is what Iâm getting at.
#I didnât even take debate#but man I can see that some of yall needed it#please learn what a logical fallacy is#and if youâre going to put a strong opinion online you should put some thought into your wording#and please understand that if someone misinterpreted your statement the first time#then insulting them and saying thatâs not what you meant while proceeding to say word for word the same thing again#is NOT GOING TO HELP THEM UNDERSTAND#but readers my god please try harder. if youâre immediately angered by something#read it again and try to see if thereâs any way it could mean something else#and if youâre going to reply and disagree do it politely in case you got it wrong because you WILL look like an idiot and an asshole#if you argue angrily over something the other person didnât mean#and they will 99% come back equally as angry at being insulted and misinterpreted in one go#like people Iâm begging people to think things through lmao#like at work#I am unfailingly polite no matter how stupid or annoying someone is#just in case Iâve missed something or made a mistake#and let me tell you it has saved my ass a few times#and STOP INSULTING PEOPLE WHEN YOURE DEBATING AN ISSUE IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE CANT ACTUALLY REFUTE WHAT THEYRE SAYING
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people really love to conveniently forget trans men exist when they talk about feminism. or if they dont they make us out as also part of the problem as if we somehow are able to have the same amount of privilege as cis men. absolutely wild
#ânot all menâ is a valid statement because its fucking true#like guys. seriously. not every single man is evil#feminism isnt about putting men down its about raising women up to be equal and getting rid of gender inequality#sorry im seeing a massive uptick in people hating on trans men for being men lately and its fucking stupid#like yall are doing a great job at making me feel ashamed to be a man who likes men. awesome thanks guys#i dont normally make posts like this but its been rattling around in my mind for a few days now#its always put out like. all men (trans or not) are Inherently Evil and all women (trans or not) are Inherently Victims#which is absolutely the stupidest shit ive ever seen#and they also leave out anyone who doesnt fit into the man/woman dichotomy. and if they dont its always seen as woman lite#which is also stupid as fuck#not every nb/agender/other person is feminine asshole#anways. case in point. can we stop demonizing masculinity while also discussing the effects of misogyny and the patriarchy please.#because both of those things are very real and very much do hurt people#but im sick of people lashing out at trans men as if the problem magically doesn't affect us anymore because we are men#because guess what! newsflash! it affects trans AND cis men too!!#i shouldnt have to explain it should be obvious but like. im tired man#sorry ill forever be annoyed at women who just hate every single man who dares breathe in their direction because they COULD be an asshole#if you hate someone because of their gender no matter what gender it is i Do Not Trust You#anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk. replies are off cause i dont want to argue with people i just want to express my opinion
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Everyday I see another youtube video or whatever say smth along the lines of "this character is badly written because they're unlikable/annoying/insert negative description here" and everyday I end up massively disappointed because I came here for analysis on the actual writing of a character not just a description of the feelings they made you experience
#rat rambles#like when criticizing a character's writing its important to understand that a character being unlikable to you isnt always a failing on#the writing and when it is you have to actually explain Why it doesnt work in the context of the story and narrative for it to be#meaningful criticism in my opinion#for example a lot of ppl complain abt unlikable protagonists in very unproductive ways imo#because narratively speaking protagonists who kind of suck ass as people very much can have their place#so I always get disappointed when I see ppl talk abt the cases where I agree that theyre poorly written and not getting any elaboration#upon the initial 'they do bad things and are a bad person therefore I dont like them'#like there are plenty of ways for a character to be unlikable and a bad person or whatever#just please explain to me Why you think that the character themself was misandled or otherwise poorly written without listing their crimes#like for example. and lets all get our long sighs out first. sighhhhhhh. ok. shuichi.#hes a bit of a prick. anytime Ive seen criticism of his character it basically amounts to that statement.#and that doesn't at all adress any of the actual numerous problems with how hes written.#thats just a description of a character trait. which isnt a writing flaw on its own.#the reason him being an ass is a problem is that he is meant to be and written as a camera pov protag#so all of his judgy bullshit is meant to be how the audience feels too. which causes problems in a game where you're supposed to give a#shit abt the cast and want to hang out with them and get attached before they die horribly#and this is a problem that exists in all dr games ofc but shuichi just makes it most obvious because the v3 cast was built with a lot more#malice than the other two casts generally speaking#ok thats enough shuichi talk Im so sorry for making yall see that I promise it wont happen again its just the easiest example to draw#basically: poorly written characters are pretty much never that way because of any isolated traits they have as people#its about How they are written and positioned in the narrative#saying a character is bad because theyre annoying or unlikable is just saying theyre bad because you dont like them#and its plenty easy to not like well written characters so if you wanna make a real point then stop just writing a callout doc#like half the time your issue is with narrative framing not with the traits themselves talk about that instead thats much more interesting#and I Dont mean 'oh a character we're supposed to like shouldn't have this negative trait' because thats also unproductive#generally speaking saying that any certain character trait is inherently linked with bad writing beyond being a sentiment I disagree with#is also just not a very helpful statement for actually understanding what the actual problem is#and for me the why is what character and literature analysis is all about#and in terms of media criticism its especially important since you don't exactly learn anything by being told a character is unlikable
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So glad you are back đŠˇ
and my beloved brat reader
do you care to expand on Alexia âapologisingâ to r đđźđđź
thank you baby đđđđ
oh? youâd like me to expand? like in a write-a-blurb-please kind of way?
everyday im tempted to write something a lil spicy but im not sure yall are ready for that
but ask and i shall give (suggestiveeee)
âcome onnnâ alexia croons, voice husky and low. her hand glides over bare skin, brushing lightly over blue lace. her fingers curl around the material. âyou canât be mad anymore. I said i was sorry â
brat!reader rolls her eyes but makes no move to push the barcelona captain off of her. she hadnât seen alexia the entire day and with practice lasting an hour longer, she was going to eat up every bit of attention from the midfielder.
âitâs been an hour, bebe. Talk to meâŚpleaseâ lips against the skin of her neck, alexia starts placing soft kisses on the skin. lips chapped from the cold, contrasts the warmth puffs of air she generously gifts her girlâs neck. âim sorry i was late to our dateâ but you know how coach is like before the international breakââ
but brat!reader holds firm, lips tightly pressed together to keep the moans threatening to spill from her lips. she shifts her position as if annoyed, rolling her eyes to prove a point.
âstopâ that earns her a bite on the neck from her sharp-eyed lover âquit being a bratâ
alexia pulls back slightly to gaze down at her girl. a smile gracing her lips at the sight of herâ cheeks flushed rosy, hair mussed, and lips swollen slightly from her biting it so much. a self-soothing habit for nerves but also another tell
âsometimes im convinced you start a fight just so I can love on youâ
an eyebrow raise was her only answer. always the sassy one.
alexia leans down again until their faces are a breath apart. she tugs down one side of the lace. âwere you that desperate for my attention that you had to start a fight over something so stupid? hmm. is that what this is all about?â
she tells herself that she didnât mean to but it was almost unconsciousâ instinctive, out of habit. the way her legs shifted, widening ever so slightly to accommodate the woman above her. alexia notices of course. she always does
the corner of her lips quirk up. âgreedy girlâ
#will test the waters soon#stay tuned lol#brat!reader#đ#love letters ᥣđŠ â˘ď˝ĄęŞŕ§ Ëâ
#brat!reader stories#alexia putellas x reader
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smooth operator â
summary: y/n leclerc spending her summer in spain, with a special someone. but everyone is going crazy! who is this special someone???
(carlos sainz x celebrity!reader)
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summer break has been enchanting đđ liked by carlossainz55, charles_leclerc, pierregasly and 92,928 others
landonorris without me??? đđ
- y/nusername next time, bestie đ¤đź
- cqrlando NAH BYE NOT LANDO BEING A GREEDY BSF đđź
f1wags WHO IS THAT MAN
charles_leclerc first summer without your annoying ass đ
- charlesf1goat UM IF THAT'S NOT CHARLES?? QUEEN ARE YOU SOFT LAUNCHING RN??
- y/nusername you can just tell me that you missed me, lechair âźď¸
carlossainz55 đ
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- f1islife UM GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS
- chillisainz what. does. that. mean.
- lechair16 GUYS NEW COUPLE??
pierregasly nice cap, hermano
- f1gossip HERMANO???
-y/nusername ikr, i got him that đ
- carlosssred HOLY MOTHER. IS THAT SAINZ?
lilymhe so pretty, my love đŤ
- alex_albon say what now
- y/nusername besos, lily đ
- carlossainz55 đ¤¨
- f1girly RAH STOP YALL SEEING THIS??
new gossip in the paddock. it is said that carlos sainz has been seen spending his summer break with y/n leclerc. is it true or are the fans going crazy?
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don't wanna leave, ever. :/ liked by charles_leclerc, lewishamilton, carlossainz55 and 1, 27, 928 others
lilymhe MOTHER IS MOTHERING OH MY GOD
- y/nusername STOP I LOVE YOU
carlossainz55 mamma mia
- y/nusername oh please đđź
- carlandooo UM???? THIS JUST CONFIRMS IT.
lewishamilton bro never misses back day
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- ln4team LEWIS WHAT DO YOU KNOW. PLS SPILL
- y/nislove OH MY GOD???
no1ynlover wow. guys. she's so pretty i cannot
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landonorris wow i hate you guys for leaving me all alone
-carlossainz55 love you too, mate
- carlosxlando guys??? didn't he tell y/n something similar?
- landonorizz LANDO OUT HERE EXPOSING RN
carlandohoes GUYS THAT'S Y/N 100%
- f1wags what if they are on a friendly trip?
- smoooooth GIRL WHO ARE YOU GASLIGHTING RN đđđź
y/nusername ORAAAANGES âźď¸
- carlossainz55 no shit sherlock
- f1gossip HELP. i feel like my girl y/n gets bullied in this relationship đ
- carlosschili ITS SO CUTE THO
fresh news. carlos sainz's latest post includes a woman, who most likely is y/n leclerc. the new couple are keeping it private but are surely not hesitating to show each other off as sainz has also made special appearances on y/n's latest posts.
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my smooth operator <3 liked by carlossainz55, charles_leclerc, landonorris and 99,828 others
charles_leclerc *pretends to be shocked* omg congrats guys!
landonorris THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS APP
- maxverstappen1 i told you to delete instagram đ
carlossainz55 te quiero, amor đ§¸
- y/nusername BESOS đ
f1wags IM GOING INSANE OMG
carlandooo CRYING THEY'RE SO CUTE AND PERFECT TOGETHER
lilymhe carlossainz55 YOU STOLE MY GIRL
- carlossainz55 she has literally been my girl since forever wym.
- f1fansss I CAN'T. "my girl" SQUEALING
the end âĄ
#formula 1#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#carlos sainz#carlos sainz x reader#f1#yn#carlos sainz fanfic#charles leclerc#lando norris
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fuck you stupid | ning yizhuo
synopsis : you thought youâd seen it all with her, but no, she somehow managed to surprise you even further.
pairing : bimbo!ningning x fem!reader
genre : bffs to... fwb?? idk they just fuck,, so obviously smut too! xx
tags : yall got lost help, fingering, degradation, belittling, dumbification, car sex, she's so stupid but she fucks you good so it's okay, very slight cunnilingus, she slaps you like once so impact play!
warnings : none!
word count : 1.6k
you, y/n l/n, werenât exactly smart, but you also werenât exactly stupid. like yeah, you werenât a genius per se, but itâs not like you were brain dead either. average was the term you always used to describe your intelligence.
you unfortunately couldnât say the same about ning yizhuo, your best friend.Â
you loved her, like thatâs your bitch, of course you love her! however, youâd be lying if you said that she was intellectually capable, because she just wasnât. god, she was just so, so painfully stupid?? clumsy??? careless???? all of the above applied when it came to this woman. not even to be mean or anything of the sorts, just, yknow⌠natural selection at its finest.
she was aware of that, though, and even thrived in being the self proclaimed bimbo everyone knew and loved. (to which you wholeheartedly agree with, by the way) and honestly? you just couldnât stop teasing her about it whenever you two hung out. things similar to âstupid hoeâ and âdumbassâ always escaping your mouth as you two laughed, probably moments after she bumped onto something on the sidewalk whilst spilling all the tea to you.Â
in summary, sheâs done stupid shit before, but nothing, nothing could ever top what she had done that day.
the day she got the both of you lost in some random parking lot at like, 2 am.
âning, weâre fucking lost.â you told her, eyebrows furrowed in frustration as you watched her giggle nervously.
she grabbed her cellphone and hovered her finger over the power button, âoh come on y/n donât be like that, i can just go on google maps and weâll be out of here in no ti-â
a black screen.
she cleared her throat hesitantly, sighed, then pressed the button again.
nothing.
she kept doing that, giving longer presses to the side of her phone in hopes of a miracle . your patience was running thin and you were quite frankly not far from panicking.
after the 27th-ish try, you finally snapped at her.
âfucking hell ning do you not charge your damn phone??âÂ
âsorry that i forgot to?âÂ
oh she had to be joking.Â
âgirl oh my god what the fuck?? weâll stay stuck here for only god knows how long and itâs all gonna be because âning yizhuo forgot to charge her phone beforehandâ for fuckâs sake.â you closed your eyes and pinched the bridge of your nose in exasperation. trying to calm down, you ignored ningâs gaze.
her stupid annoying yapping wasnât helping at all. like, at all.
âoh so weâre once again blaming me, got it. y/n you didnât even bring your own phone, how do you have the audacity to put the blame on me.â she said back, her eyebrow raised up as she threw her phone down on her skirt, sighing exasperatedly.Â
âbecause someone told me it was her turn to get the aux.â
âwhere in that sentence did i ever tell you not to bring your phone??â
âgod, ning just- just stay quiet. okay? just- please shut up, iâm trying to think. we canât rely on you for anything.â you told her, exasperated.
in response, she scoffed, âno?? no i wonât, actually. youâre always putting the blame on me and itâs seriously starting to piss me the fuck off. yeah iâm a bimbo, whatever, but does that mean that you have to talk to me like i only have two barely functioning brain cells??âÂ
âoh please, saying you have two functioning brain cells would be wayy too generous. youâre always doing the stupidest shit out of the two of us. i mean fuck, you literally drove us here, in the middle of nowhere. youâre not a bimbo, youâre just fucking dumb, ning.â
when you looked back at her, she seemed hurt. like,Â
a wave of guilt quickly washed over you upon seeing her pained, pained expression. she looked into your eyes, frustration and sadness clearly showing into her own. yeah, she looked pissed. you wanted to apologize almost immediately, and you were going to,Â
if she didnât suddenly press her lips onto yours before you could even get a word out.Â
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how do best friends make up after a fight?
usually, they talk it out, they go out, hug it out then get milkshakes or whatever, hell, sometimes they just go a day or two without talking then eventually forget about it.
this? this was none of that.
since she planted a kiss on your lips, you, instead of doing anything stated above, were fucking.
like, yeahh you were still lost, but at least you were getting your pussy ravaged. the situation could be handled later; when you werenât drenched.
throwing your head back as you moaned out ningâs name, you were straddling her in the backseat of her car, feeling her two fingers deep inside you and stretching you out. she looked up at you with lustfully hooded eyes as she kissed and left very visible marks all over your neck, all the way down to your collarbone, her free hand fondling your tits, lazily playing with the nipple.Â
âf-fuck ning keep going iâm sososo close- fuckfuckfuck..â feeling yourself getting pushed closer to the edge by the friction you felt, you bucked your hips faster onto her digits. the knot tying in your stomach felt like it wouldâve snapped any second now, that is,
until she stopped moving her fingers altogether.
frustrated, you whined loudly, âninggg please let me cum pleaseplease-âÂ
âoh yeah? so now you wanna rely on me for something, and itâs to make you cum?â she laughed. âfucking slut. iâll make you cum whenever i want to, got it, bitch?â she added, pressing her thumb on your swollen throbbing clit, smirking condescendingly and watching how pretty you looked when pleasure contorted your face.
you unintentionally clenched at her words, nodding shamefully. it was embarrassing enough having your best friend knuckles deep inside of you, having her call you names and whatnot, but the real embarrassing part?Â
enjoying it thoroughly.
she knew this, she knew she had you wrapped around her finger at that moment and oh was it such a power trip for her. seeing you be so needy for her touch, you almost started riding her fingers yourself, too. she was always the one being treated like a dumb bitch, it was nice being on the other side of things, for a change.Â
she kept twisting and pulling on your nipple with her free hand as she slowly started to slide her fingers up and down your walls again, giggling and paying close attention to how your body shook and twitched at each and every one of her slow movements. what a sight to see.Â
âyou like being fucked stupid hm?â
and thatâs what she did,
seconds,
minutes,
what felt likes hours,
you were sloppily bouncing and grinding on her fingers, speed ranging from a painful slowness to an overwhelming rapidity.Â
you gripped her arms tightly, as if you would fall into some sort of void if you didnât hold onto her for dear life. resting your head on her shoulder, you whined, losing yourself onto her. her fingers were still pumping in and out of you at that moment, faster than they were before, by the way, so it took you all of your body strength to not just cum right then and there, but you managed to hold back. for her, you held back and took all of it. every minute passing, every single motion feeling like it was threatening to make you go insane.Â
âning pleaseplease let me cum i wanna cum so badly fuck- pleasepleasepleasepleaseee-â you begged, looking down at her with pleading teary eyes.
âfuck, look at you. calling me a dumb bitch all the time, yet here you are, acting oh so stupid for my fingers. such a brainless needy little whore for me, hm? does my idiotic, pretty girl wanna cum?âÂ
you nodded eagerly as you whined, tears actively running down both of your cheeks, so desperate for release that you quite honestly didnât care for how ridiculous you looked to her at that moment. you just wanted to cum, so, so, so badly, and you were ready to give up your dignity for it.
the sound of her hand slapping your cheek resonated in the car.
âsay it. you know damn well i donât accept pathetic sounds for an answer.â
âfuckâ your idiotic pretty girl wants to cum pleaseee let herââ
she hummed, smirking at your response. incredibly amused by your behavior, she took her fingers out of you, picked you up by placing her hands on your thighs, then gently put you on the empty seat that was next to the one she occupied. upon seeing you sat comfortably, she proceeded to kneel down on the empty space between the front seats and the backseats. yâknow,
the ones a grown woman couldnât possibly fit in?
itâs okay though, like, yeah she would most definitely complain about back pain later, but right now?
she needed to feel you cum all over her tongue.
and thatâs exactly what she worked towards, her tongue driven by the scent of your arousal to roam all over your folds and clit, kissing and sucking on every inch of your core as she attentively listened to all the sweet noises that came out of you. it really did not take long before your moans reached octaves you didnât even know you could achieve before, an overwhelming wave of relief hitting you like a truck. you were 100% sure you would pass out afterwards.
at the end of the day, yeah, you both were still stranded in the middle of some unknown parking lot, but at least, the stress of it all evaporated in the air.
while you were trying to catch your breath, you made a mental note;
never underestimate ningâs intelligence when she was in a bad mood! or, do. depending on if you wanna get fucked stupid that day or not.
#smut#kpop gg#female reader#aespa smut#ningning#ningning aespa#ning yizhuo#ningning x female reader#ningning x reader#aespa#aespa ningning#ningning aespa smut#ning yizhuo x female reader
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pairing: bf!san x afab!reader
contains: smut with a tiny bit of plot: head, petnames(baby, good/sweet/my girl), little swearing, head (m. receiving)
summary: bf!san coming home after getting annoyed at the gym
wc: 0.6k
susu's note: hi hi this is my first post here..... kinda nervous... hopefully yall don't think this is absolute bs LOL
MDNI !!
Youâre laying on the sofa, watching a new movie you found, legs squeezed up against your chest as youâre sipping on your tea. You hear the jingle of keys behind your apartmentâs door and soon the doop opens as your sweaty boyfriend walks in.Â
âHey babyâ you get up and exclaim to him happily but your expression turns into a worried one after seeing him all exhausted. âDonât startâ he answers and takes his jacket off, turning away from you.
âWhatâs wrong Sannie?â You ask while petting his arm. Suddenly he turns back to look at you and brings his face close to yours. His glasses are fogged up and you can see that he really is all sweaty. âDid you go to the gym?â you ask him.Â
âI didâŚbut I couldnât focus for too longâ he says, locking his eyes on yours as his expression darkens. âWhyâs that?â you ask and donât break eye contact with him.
âA certain someone had been messaging me all day, distracting my thoughtsâ he says and grabs your chin to bring your face close to his. âYou know the consequences of distracting me, right?â you gulp slightly to his words but answer confidently âOh I will pay you backâ.Â
San smirks at you and puts his hand on your head, pushing it down lightly. âIs that so? How will this sweet girl do that?â you get on your knees in front of him and play with his belt. âIâll make up for all the minutes I bothered you todayâ you tell him your voice in a seductive tone as you pull off his belt and put your hand on his growing bulge. San groans slightly at your touch and pets your hair.Â
You undo the button of his pants and pull them down leaving him in his underwear. âOr should I just leave it?â You look at your boyfriendâs already painfully grown bulge and pull his underwear off too, his member springing out and hitting his stomach. You look up at San and he moves your head closer to his cock with his hand. âCome on baby, take itâ you stroke his cock a few times with your hand and suddenly lick a long strike along his member from the root to the tip. San lets out a groan and grabs your hair lightly, expressing his want of getting more of you.
This time you kiss his tip and take it into your mouth. You look up at your boyfriendâs already sweaty, but now also blushed face. You moan on his tip, causing a vibrating feeling for him and he shivers. âPlease baby, be a good girl for me and take it all. I know you canâ you feel something click inside of you at his words and take all of his length in your mouth. San moans at the sensation as you bob your head on his cock.Â
âOh babyâŚyou got me all worked up at the gymâŚand nowâŚâ you giggle internally at his words and continue to bob your head and swirl your tongue on his length. âPlease babyâŚI need a releaseâ you look up once again to see him throwing his head back and almost losing his balance. âGod, you feel incredibleâ he exclaims. You moan on his cock and you feel his member twitch slightly. He grabs your hair tiger as a sign of him being right on the edge. He moves your head back and forth faster and suddenly stops and you feel his hot load spilling through your mouth into your throat. San lets go of your hair and you get his length out of your mouth. You show him proudly how you swallow all of his seed.
âThatâs my girlâ he says while fixing your hair from the mess he caused from grabbing it tightly. âDid I pay you back well now?â you get up and ask him doe-eyed.
âYou did, but now I have to reward you for itâ.
#sunnywiz#ateez smut#ateez x reader#san smut#san x reader#ateez imagines#kpop imagines#san imagines#kpop smut#afab reader
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It's YOURS
Zoro x reader. GN!Reader. Platonic. 643 words. Crack fic
Desc - You walk through a forest and find Zoro lookalikes
The Strawhats walk through a forest, some looking around excitedly while others are more tame. It's alright, but things get a lot better. While walking around you spot something, marimos. Your eyes widen and you run to Sanji while he speaks to Nami, âNami-swan just know Iâll protect yo-â snatching him by the arm and dragging him over to the marimos in the middle of his oath. Before he can say anything you turn his head to the moss balls.
âLook!â The both of you stare and Sanji takes a moment to process before grinning mischievously. Youâve unlocked something.
âHey, Zoro!â The cook calls over the swordsman, who walks over thinking itâs something important from the use of his name. Thatâs quickly thrown out, though. âLook, we found your siblings.â Sanji says while pointing, Zoro follows the direction before scowling. He shouldâve known it was something like this.
âYou called me over for this?â Heâs irritated. âIf this is my family then every stupid swirl is yours!â He yells, butting heads with Sanji once his grin faded to anger. Meanwhile, you get your own idea and start picking the moss balls out of the water and stuffing them into your clothes. Uncomfortable but thisâll be worth it.
âZoro, Zoro.â You call to him, which takes a few times before he finally turns to you.
âWhat!?â He spots you with a round stomach, your clothes wet with water. âThe hell are you doing.â
âZoro, Iâm pregnant.â He stares at you with an annoyed and shocked expression, he canât believe youâre doing this. You squat down and start pushing like youâre giving birth. âNnnGNGGH!!â The moss balls plop out of your clothes onto the ground. âAnd theyâre yours.â
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Sanji bursts into laughter and Zoro clenches his teeth. âStop messing around!â You pick the marimos up and look at him with sadness.
âYou donât accept them?â
âAs if!â He barks at you and your eyes widen in faux shock.
â...Iâm a single parent..â You look away dramatically and Sanji falls to the ground with tears running down his face from laughter.
âYouâre both stupid.â As he says that Robin walks over, curious.
âWhatâs going on?â She asks and you walk to her while holding your moss children.
âI gave birth,â You hold them up. âbut he doesnât accept them.â You look at Zoro with sorrow. He looks at Robin in disbelief at you but she frowns.
âHow horrible.â His jaw drops.
âYou too!?â The swordsman yells as Robin wraps her arms around you, comforting you in these trying times.
âHuh? Whatâs happening?â Luffy stretches down from a tree branch.
âZoroâs abandoning his children after they were just born.â Robin states and Luffy gasps.
âZoro! Thatâs not nice!â The captain admonishes Zoro, completely skipping over any actual logic.
âI canât believe this.â The other Strawhats continue to gather around as you explain your tearful story dramatically until everyone is comforting you, making Zoro seem heartless while he stands there.
âHow did I become the bad guy here?â He thinks to himself as Usopp and Nami send him dirty looks. You break from their grasp and slowly walk to your childrenâs father, holding them out to him.
âZoro.. please⌠hold them..â You say softly he stares at the moss uncomfortably, then up at you and the othersâ encouraging expressions.
âIâŚâ He falters, starting to give into this weird peer pressure as he takes the wet blobs in his arms.
âHowâs being a dad?â You put a hand on his shoulder.
âUh.â Theyâre squishy but if he thinks about it theyâre cute, in a way. âNot bad I guess-â He looks at you to find youâre barely holding in laughter. âWhy am I doing this shit!?â He snaps, throwing the moss ball angrily.
âMy babies!â You give chase.
âCruel..â Usopp whispers audibly to Nami, who nods.
âShut up!â
Yall fw the format? Thought it might look cooler and i would take advantage of the fact tumblr is more customizable than a03. IK havent written in a long time. Idk why but i coulfnt push thru it. I actually had this written messily a while back and just proofread it and post it just now so im still kinda stuck lolol. Im gonna try and get into it again, rewatching OP to try and get back in the groove 2
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Hi! I hope you're having a nice day :)
I've just stumbled onto your blog and had been binging through your masterlist đ
I'm not sure if this had been answered before but what if Silas' darling was an Artist or someone creative? Like Reader likes to draw them or if they crochet or knit, they like to make things for them or for his home
You are already the perfect being in Silasâ eyes from the moment he finds you but if he also discovers you have such talents the âannoying mom who only talks about her kidâs accomplishmentâ switch will turn on
Like omg you must be a genius! Surely no one else is talented as you! A miracle upon this earth! His baby is a prodigy yall!!!!
If you draw a portrait of him Silas will take it with tears in his eyes, his hands shaking. Heâll quickly hang it on the best wall in the house and place protective magic on it so that it wonât get damaged with time. Whenever he doesnât have something to do youâll catch him standing there looking at it while wiping a tear or two.
If you write something for him Silas will first drop everything heâs doing to read it, and then run outside to get you a new bookshelf so that you two can fill it with your writing. When you two go to sleep you can hear him still reading it. Instead of actually sleeping heâll spend the night rereading it 300 times and then have the whole thing memorized by the next morning.
If you make him stuff he can use like accessories or clothes either from knitting or crocheting (or maybe you make things with beads?) Silas might try gluing it into his skin with magic so that it stays on 24/7. If you donât stop him he might even try taking a bath with it on so please be careful.
For the next few weeks whenever he goes out either to buy food or take care of another business the only thing the other elves will hear from him is your genius talent. Yes the vegetables are very fresh but did you see this thing his baby made? Oh yeah the flowers are very colorful, but look at how cute this thing his baby made looks!! Oh but donât look too hard, your creations are only for Silasâ eyes. Other elves donât deserve seeing them too much
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Paige bueckers head cannons
Iâm in the writing mood idk why
not spell checked (srry)
warnings: slightly nsfw at the end
enjoy!!
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* definitely liked you first. i feel like caroline probably introduced you guys and she was immediately internally freaking out because you were so nice and chill and polar opposite of her
* would literally do anything to impress you like would jump really high and than turn around to make sure you saw
* for example say yall are in target to get some tru fru (cuz yk she loves her tru fru. her and kk have a serious problem god damn) and you are just pushing the cart not paying attention and she is just like âbabe look babe lookâ â watch thisâ â are you watching??â and you finally are like yes paige and she just does a run a jump to touch something really high and then just skips back to you like âdid you see that? you saw that right? I jumped so high!!!!â
* whenever she is on live with kk will just constantly talk about you to the point where everyone else is so fucking annoyed
* like kk is trying to give a crumbl review in her room (that one live) and is like âthis oneâs mint, i donât like mint so im not gonna try it but ice wants someâ and paige is just like âdid you guys know that y/n loves mint. her favorite ice cream is mint chip and like the other day we wer-â and you just see kk roll her eyes and groan really loudly âpaige let me rate this damn cookieâ and paige is just like đ§ cuz she just loves talking about you sm cuz your her baby
* during games every time she makes a basket will search for you in the audience and then smile really big
* speaking of games best believe she wants you at every single game and when you canât go to one she is like âšď¸âšď¸âšď¸âšď¸âšď¸
* and gives you the silent treatment ( not like literally) but she is just so pouty
* like â babe wdym you have to study for midterms? I have a game tonight. you have to be thereâ if this is after she recovers from her acl injury she will be like âitâs bad luck if you donât come. iâm gonna get hurt againâ and then you end up going just to cheer her up.
* loves to play video games with you
* if you donât like playing video games than she just wants to be in the same room as you
* very clingy and touchy especially when drunk
* gets very very pouty when yâall are cuddling and you have to get up to do something
* will follow you around like a lost puppy until you canât sit down with her again
* if you are studying or working and canât exactly talk to her or entertain her she will just sit next to you and watch what you are doing or play with your hair
* if you are doing something on the computer she will start braiding your hair while looking over your shoulder
* her love languages are physical touch and quality time together
nsfw
* dom like 95% of the time but loves when you take control
* like after a really hard practice or game or just a shit day in general she really just wants you to take care of her
* you guys do not have a stone top/pillow princess dynamic (sorry not sorry) ( like yk how a lot of times the mascs will get treated like men in the relationship. that is not your guys relationship) you both give
* she loves to please you but also loves being pleased
* strap ( thatâs it)
* she likes using the strap on you but she loves to be eaten out or honestly sometimes a really heated make out session and she just gets off from grinding on you
* she leaves a bunch of hickies all over you (i mean every where)
* wishes you could leave hickies all over her but you canât that often because of her basket ball uniform
* but best believe off season she is covered in them
* safe word!!! she doesnât really do overstimulation to much because safe word is not the goal. a safe word is like an emergency stop button
* but yâall can give for a bit
* if you two ever got to a place where you had to use the safe word she would feel so bad
* like yâall wouldnât have sex for the next couple days because she is so scared of hurting you
* it gets to the point where you have to be like â i promise you will not hurt me what happened was a miscommunication you didnât do anything wrongâ
* yâall have a really long talk on consent and shit like that because your safety is her no.1 priority
* same goes the other way around
* just loves you smm and loves showing it in anyway she can
I hope yâall like this!! I want to write for other wbb/wnba people as well so please send in requests đ of what yâall would want
i will def do more headcannons for other people as well just ask! I honestly have been having sm writing and i have a bunch of ideas in my notes app! ik the smut wasnât very smutty (im srry) i donât have a lot of experience writing smut but i am not against writing it so i will write more if wanted!
Big forehead kissesđđ
-Faye
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Yandere Coworker
Tw: violence, afab reader, A Lot Of Words
masterlists part 2
This is a pretty slow burn fic, enjoy yall
Minors and ageless blogs DNI please i will block u <3
You only ever talked to him once or twice, barely even remembering his name. You always mistook him as 'Citrus'. But he would correct you and say his name is Cyprus.
He doesn't speak to anyone, always working away at his cubicle. You would have to pass by his seat a few times to hand some reports, it was always barren. Nothing that showcases his personality outside work, no framed pictures, no trinkets, no keychains, and definitely no bowl filled with candies.
Yet, everyone gossips about him. He is undoubtedly attractive, you could see a faint outline of his toned muscles through his white, dress shirt. He wears a pair of titanium, rectangular glasses on the bridge of his nose. Always clean-shaven with a short, smart haircut. His skin has a healthy glow and gorgeous tan to it with barely any blemishes except the scar that cuts through his thick eyebrows and full lips. That adds to his rugged charm.
Everyone thought that his ears were weird, but refrained from talking about it, fearing that HR would pay them a visit for workplace bullying.
Your coworkers tried to buddy up with him before, either for office politics or genuine interest in him for being tall, dark, and handsome. But in the end, they failed and gave up. Because he would only talk to them about work, or not speak at all, just stare at them deadpan before telling them he has something to do.
You knew his good looks earned him your manager's favor. You have been observing him just like everyone in the room, he comes in at 9AM on the dot, and leaves at 5PM on the dot. Once his shift is over, nothing can stop him. No matter how high up there in the office hierarchy, no one can convince him to stay even as little as 5 minutes. It is especially egregious during meetings, despite being obviously nowhere near its conclusion, once the clock hits five, Cyprus would get up, politely yet albeit gruffly excuse himself, and leave the room.
You tried following his example once. You were called into HR the next day for not being a "team player". It isn't only you, even your other colleagues received a scolding for setting such boundaries while Cyprus left the building without having any sass thrown at him. It's either he gets preferential treatment or he does not give a damn if he gets fired from this job.
He disappears during lunch. Absolutely no one can find him, not in the break room, not the bathroom, and not even the parking lot. It was like a sighting of a cryptid when he would occasionally enter the communal kitchen to make himself a cup of black coffee, no sugar nor milk.
Of course, each time people would try to entertain him with small talk. Cyprus would simply reply with one-word answers or nothing at all.
Obviously, he isn't interested in letting his professionalism slip. Why bother trying to gain his approval? Whenever you had the pleasure of being alone in the coffee room with him, you would nod at him as a greeting, and he would do the same. After either one of you finished your business there, no goodbyes would be said.
There was a day when you decided to take the stairs instead of the elevator, it's always occupied and you would have to wait ages. By the time it reaches your floor, it will have already taken up half of your lunch break. Might as well get some exercise in.
You frowned at how dingy it was, but you started your journey downwards.
After reaching the next floor, you were surprised to catch none other than Cyprus sitting on the steps. He turned his head to you, seemingly annoyed at something. He has his phone in one hand and an unlit cigarette in the other one.
You happen to be holding a lighter for your friend. You offered it to him, and Cyprus would gladly accept it. He grumbled out a 'thanks' before handing it back to you. Not liking the smell of cigarette fumes, you gave him an acknowledging look and left him alone.
He gazed at you pensively as you descended the stairs while blowing a puff of smoke from his mouth. The cigarette was held between his index and middle fingers.
It's been three months since you first joined this company. The only thing you knew about Cyprus is that he worked here longer than you, has a cig for lunch, and isn't a pushover. From what you learned from your colleagues, he only worked here for a year before your arrival. Right off the bat, he's already acting like this. Never sucking up to the higher-ups or going above and beyond like other newbies would.
Though, it isn't like he's a horrible worker. Cyprus wasn't the best either. He just does just enough not to get dismissed. He reaches his deadlines, has everything in writing, and would professionally call anyone out for giving him too much to do.
Since the day where you used the stairs, you would always bump into Cyprus without fail. Looks like you found his hiding spot and he is always filling up his lungs with grey poison. But you had no desire to share it with anyone, he probably would prefer to keep his safe haven unoccupied. The only constant daily interaction that the two of you had was a mutual nod.
There was a particular day when you decided to put on a new pair of work shoes. It was also the same day when you had to rush out of the building for an important appointment. You didn't realize how slippery the soles were, it took one misstep and you found yourself tumbling down the stairs.
Luckily though, your collision course was stopped by a pair of strong arms catching you before you could hit the wall.
Cyprus helped you up. But you had no time to waste, you muttered a quick thanks before rushing to flee the scene again.
His sharp eyes must have picked up what the problem is. Well, it didn't take a genius. You were already barely keeping your balance while scrambling to get back onto your two feet. So, Cyprus would apprehend you by the wrist, preventing you from going down.
"Stop rushing, you're going to slip again." He said, his voice was deep enough to feel it vibrating in your bones.
You end up taking off your shoes and assuring him you're going to be fine. He lets you go and you take off running, regardless of his command.
You came back the next day with a bruise on your forehead and another pair of shoes on your feet. Your nosy coworkers flocked around your table to ask what happened. You said your stupid shoes were too slippery, you slipped and hit your head. Leaving out the part where Cyprus helped you out at the stairs.
Just like usual, you took the stairs again during your lunch break.
You expected a nod and nothing else.
"You okay?" He asked. Which surprised you. Switching the focus from the steps to Cyprus, who is standing tall on the platform with a cigarette between his lips.
You muttered yes, and a "thanks for asking". You had somewhere to be, so you moved past him and left him there. Cyprus didn't make a move or say anything else.
The week goes by like usual. Though, Cyprus is oddly "chattier".
"How's your head?" He would ask this on random days. You would always reply with a "fine" and a "thanks for asking", not wanting to waste his precious smoking time, you left him alone almost immediately.
You had a bad day at one point, you got yelled at by five different bosses, someone took credit for your contribution, you weren't invited to lunch and you were told to work overtime. Dragging yourself down the stairs with your head hung down low. You didn't look up to nod at the male leaning against the wall.
He cocked an eyebrow as he saw you sitting on one of the steps with a somber expression.
You asked him if you could have a stick too. Cyprus handed you one without a complaint. He fired his lighter and lit your cigarette between your fingers up.
It was obvious to him that it was your first time smoking. You immediately started hacking wildly as soon as the sharp, unkind fumes hit the back of your throat. This did not calm you down at all, what a scam. You thought it would lift the weight off your shoulders like how it was advertised in movies, it gave you more stress instead.
"Bad day?" He asked, with a new amused expression on his hunky face. You confirmed it, but not giving him any details.
You said that smoking sucks and it didn't help you, looking visibly upset and at the brink of tears. Asking if he could dispose of it for you. He gladly took it from your hands.
You walked away, grumbling incoherently as you tried thinking of other ways to relieve your stress for the day.
Cyprus snuffs his older cigarette out using the heel of his leather shoes. He brought yours to his lips and closed his eyes as he inhaled the newer smoke.
Days turned into weeks, into months. It just repeats every day, you would encounter him at the stairs, and sometimes he would say something more, or nothing at all. The only notable event that happened to both of you, is that you brought back a takeaway that you didn't like and bumped into him at the stairs. You were clear as to why you're giving him a box of food, you personally hated it but you couldn't let it go to waste. None of your 'friends' wanted them either.
Luckily, he is alright with it. He ate something other than his cancer stick that day for lunch. Cyprus thanked you for it and you went back up to your cubicle.
Come Valentine's Day, you're baffled as to who left you a bouquet of roses and a heart-shaped box of chocolates on your desk. It couldn't have been Cyprus, that's for sure. Because you come in earlier than he does.
You looked over to his cubicle to see that it's piled with Valentine's day gifts. But no Cyprus nor his belongings since it's still 8:45AM. You're more likely to catch him dead than acting enthusiastic to come to work.
Scratching your head, your admirer left a cryptic note that said:
"I like you and I want to get to know you more.
Meet me in parking lot 1-A at 5:30pm. I'll take you out for dinner.
-R."
Cyprus definitely doesn't start with an R. You tried thinking about the times where you interacted with coworkers with R as part of their initials. You may be amicable, yes, but you don't think you come off as flirty. It was all an act to not get eaten up by office politics.
God, you hope none of them had the wrong idea. You hope whoever this is, doesn't have a big influence over your boss. You're cooked if you do. Because you are not meeting them at all.
You shoved the gifts under the desk, removing all evidence of it before you attract the attention of your noisy colleagues. You were so distracted clearing your desk that you didn't realize Cyprus walked past your cubicle a bit closer than usual.
You're a bit frazzled over this. Worrying about the consequences of rejecting this mystery person, but fearing that you will be a victim of violence when you meet them at a secluded parking lot.
So you head to the break room to make yourself a drink. The room was empty, everyone was too busy fawning over their own gifts instead.
Except Cyprus, it seems.
He entered a moment later as you're filling up your cup with hot water.
"You got anything?" He asked. You whipped your head to him and saw that he was focused on fixing his own cup of coffee.
"For valentines. I mean." He leaned against the counter as he waited for the coffee machine to drip liquid caffeine into his mug.
You said yes. Roses and chocolates. You are trying to figure out who it is.
He looked taken aback. You don't know if he's surprised that you have admirers, or the fact that you look like you're being hunted.
You excused yourself with a stammer and scurried away, having your mind occupied with anxiety.
You barely paid attention to your work, dreading as the clock ticks by and inching closer and closer to 5:30PM.
When it reaches lunchtime, you climb down the stairs as usual.
"Bad day?" He asked, taking a drag out of his cigarette.
You said no. But before you could leave, he blocked your path.
"What's going on with you?" He asked, with a mild concern written on his face.
You said there is nothing wrong. You have to leave now for a galentines day lunch with your female coworkers. So you squeezed past him.
In the end, you decided not to go to the parking lot. Once you saw Cyprus leave the floor at 5pm sharp, you began packing up. Bringing your roses and chocolates with you.
However, you didn't go to the parking lot. You went straight home instead, wondering if you made the right choice.
The next morning, your coworkers were gathered in a crowd to discuss their new gossip material. You joined in, wanting to appear as a "team player" just like how the HR department wanted you to be.
"Yeah! That's so weird, do you think he was waiting for someone?"
"Must be, why else would Cyprus stay here till ten?"
You asked where they saw Cyprus.
One of them showed you a picture of him leaning against his deep blue sedan. A lit cigarette in his mouth while his hands were in his pockets. The floor was littered with cigarette butts. The photo was taken from a distance, they probably wouldn't want Cyprus to catch them in the act.
You examined the picture for any clues as to where he was located.
Your face pales as soon as you see the sign "1-A". So that was him.
He didn't come in today. Your manager said he had to take an emergency leave, so you're tasked with covering his workload.
You were gnawing on your fingernails. Feeling extremely guilty and afraid, you are not using the stairs anytime soon. You do not want to face the awkwardness.
It was his fault anyways. How the hell would you know there is an R in his name? He had multiple chances to tell you about it yesterday, yet he didn't.
But you're scared. You have no idea what this man is capable of and you value this job too much.
You refrained from going into the break room and the stairs. You would rather waste your time waiting for the elevator than to face Cyprus alone.
Only to find that he started smoking outside.
You stayed at your desk during lunch.
Only to find Cyprus doing the same now.
In the end, you found refuge in the women's bathroom. Camping there for the entire duration of your break.
He is actively trying to talk to you. But you always act like you have a bladder infection when he approaches you, urgently needed to use the toilet now.
You avoided eye contact with him and whenever you have to hand him a stack of papers, you would just drop them on his desk and rush back to your own.
That was embarrassing. Although you weren't the one being rejected, you felt crappy.
Even if he was upfront with his feelings for you, it was unlikely you would have agreed. Cyprus is too enigmatic, who knows what lies under his cool exterior? Plus, you don't like the smell of cigarette smoke.
This is crazy, you're constantly under pressure everyday. From Cyprus's silence on the matter and the fear of having your coworkers finding out about your 'relationship' with him over that one year.
You decided to head to a bar one night to drink your worries away.
It was nearly empty, save for a few patrons scattered around. You swore you saw a lot more people walk in when you got off the bus. Where did they all go?
Someone sat next to you, a stranger. A charming one too, bought you a drink. You smiled as you warily decided to chat with him.
The alcohol certainly helped to ease the jumpiness, you're calm and enjoying the time you're sharing with this man who you never met. He cracked jokes which you would laugh at and you would talk about your office woes to him in a drunken stupor.
The drinks kept coming, you were heavily intoxicated whereas he is completely sober. The man barely drank while you finished around seven glasses. The bartender didn't seem to care that you're too giggly and swaying side to side. Your speech is slurred as you let yourself relax.
The man paid his tab and rose up from the stool. He wrapped his arm around your waist and slung your arm around his shoulders. You told him that you wanted to stay here, but he didn't listen. You asked him multiple times where he was taking you, but the man didn't respond to it.
You're about to be lifted off your seat, until a fist travelling at lightning speed collides with the stranger's jaw. The impact made a sickening crack, followed by the clattering of loose teeth onto the wooden floors.
Some droplets of red got onto your cheeks and your office wear.
You sobered up a bit from the sudden attack, you were left unharmed but you couldn't say the same to your new friend.
A hulking figure was giving him the beatdown of his life, throwing powerful punches after powerful punches. The bar was thrown into chaos at the sudden act of violence, the screams, shouts and hollers were hurting your ears and head.
You threw yourself at his assailant, trying to get whoever is pummeling the man senseless to stop. He's not moving anymore! His blood pooled around his body and the two pairs of feet, including yours.
The bartender tried to break it up, this man was so full of rage, that nothing would stop him from taking out his anger on this stranger.
You cried, sobbing and begging him to stop. But he never listened, only after he was satisfied did he turn around to face you. His knuckles dripping with blood that isn't his, pecs that rose up and down as he breathed heavily. Adrenaline was still coursing through his bloodstreams, that is why his pupils were dilated within his steely grey eyes.
You were harshly tugged away by someone else. You looked behind you and it's the bartender, he brought you to safety as more people joined in the fight.
Maybe they wanted to avenge their friend, or they just wanted to beat him for bragging rights, or they could simply be drunk. Regardless, they were armed with chairs and broken bottles.
Cyprus dodged the first few blows and blocked the next ones. He grabbed an attacker by the arm and painfully twisted it, leaving him to scream and writhe on the ground. He blocked the strike from the wooden chair with an arm and punched another person square in the face, disfiguring their nose.
He delivered a devastating uppercut to one of the more erratic and violent patrons, swiping them off their feet using his leg before kicking them with enough force to push them far away.
One of them had the misfortune of tasting his deadly hook to the side of the face, knocking them out cold. Their limp body hits the floor with a deadening thud.
After that, no one dared to take him on. They're either keeping their distance or unconscious on the floor. He turned around and glowered at the bartender, who shrugged coolly and guided you to him.
Through your tears, you make out that familiar face of your quiet coworker. You were stunned with a million questions running through your head.
His massive hand grabbed you by the face, turning it left to right, examining if you endured any injury from the creep.
You were still under the influence, so you broke down crying and apologizing that you stood him up on Valentine's. You pleaded with him not to hurt you.
Cyprus supported an arm behind your back and under your knees, carrying you close to his chest as he fled the scene before he could get in trouble.
Your legs dangle as he carried you bridal style. The world is spinning and you could barely stay awake. This felt like a nightmare that you would have after pulling an all-nighter to finish a report.
But one thing that you kept your eyes on are his ears. You realized that you remembered seeing it somewhere online:
Seasoned boxers have cauliflower ears like Cyprus's
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S.W || SILK & SHAPESHIFTERS: PT2
Sam Winchester x Thick!Fem!Reader
Content Warning reader being shorter than Sam, reader desc as having thick thighs, dean being annoying, swearing, reader wanting to fuck sam, a bit of sexual tension that is not yet resolved (pls be patient with me)
Summary Fluff, (Sexual tension lowk) strangers to acquaintances to lovers(?) - Posing as Sam Winchester's girlfriend at a charity ball for a hunting case isn't so bad, that is until you have to do actual work. You might kill Dean when you get out of here, and hopefully get your hands on your fake boyfriend.
W.C. 2k words
(Original) Ask anon: A: Hello hello! I'm back again; I'm going to change my request style a bit, how about a female reader with thick thighs? Make her with Sam please
Playlist: ⍠Blue Jeans - Lana Del Rey, Body - Megan Thee Stallion, She's My Collar - Gorillaz
A.N. part 2 finally ! was not expecting winter break to be so busy...more to come so so soon my loves. Also, so sorry to make this into 3 parts I swear im not trying to torture yall - xx claire
Taglist: @callsign-ember @kaiserpoo @lovelymax10
Inside the estate your once flushed face grew even warmer â this time from the heaters, not Samâs undeniably sexy voice. Past the elegant entrance and wide, old doors was a large ballroom type area with an intricate ceiling that you had to crane your neck up to look at. The thick banners hanging around the room were a deep blue, showing images of marine animals in a chilling climate, most looking disheartened or sad. In swirling letters on the top of each banner read: âMarine Life Fundraiser: 2025âÂ
âHow much you wanna bet they donât even know half of the animals theyâre donating to?â Sam piped up.
âNot a lot. These events are more about having a nice evening in a way too expensive outfit, showing off your very rich, sexy boyfriend/husband or very pretty, young girlfriend/wife, and doing that rich person laugh.â
âI donât know if weâre being very convincing then.â
âWhat do youâ
Sam snaked his right arm around your waist, the soft velvety fabric of your dress ruffling under his sleek suit. He gripped your firmly but not tightly, his hand gently digging into your soft flesh through your thin dress. He smiledâŚno, smirked (you werenât sure) down at you.
âThat better, pretty young girlfriend?â Your eyes dilated in seconds and you fought to keep your eyes off of his.Â
âY-yea...â You wanted to groan at how small and bashful your voice sounded, you never stuttered.Â
âCan you guys feel up each other after we finish this?â Deanâs husky voice sounded in both of your ears a bit muffled but it startled both of you, making you feel almost compromised. Sam loosened his grip on you only slightly, letting out a sigh from his throat that went over your neck and left an intense tingling feeling.
âYou wanted us to play the part,â You muttered to Dean after you flipped on your ear piece, a gentle hand on Samâs chest as you made your way to the bar.Â
âyn, can you put on something over your tight ass dress so Sam can frickin focus?â Your mouth dropped open, scoffing and tilting your head to the side in fake offense.Â
âCan you stop looking at me and do your job?â
âI am, but it's hard when you two keep eye fucking eachother. Get your drinks, socialize, and distract the remaining family grill âem if you can. And please, listen to your ear piece.â Before you can reply, your eyes land on Dean in the crowds of suits and dresses, who is looking at you unamused. You smile, and he rolls his eyes playfully. You knew he wasnât actually mad, but you also knew you did need to focus. You ordered a drink, Sam looming very close to your back, ordering after you. He slides the bartender his card, taking your drinks and leading you to the back of the room.
âSoâŚyou seen them?â You shook your head, knowing he was referring to the family. You scanned the room pointedly, tuning out the music, chatter, and all the bright lights and costly chandeliers in the room, finally spotting the youngest member of the family, Victor Brady, sitting with his mother. His mother had gone âmissingâ but he never had. Based on your research, you knew the Bradys were rich of course, but you weren't sure the motives of the group of shapeshifters yet. Why were members of the family disappearing then coming back as if nothing happened? Had they really kidnapped some of them? Were the mother and son in front of you really them? How many of them were there?
âHey, donât worry,â Sam muttered in your hair, seeming to sense how wired-in to the family your mind was, âLetâs go talk to them. Remember, I am,â he pulled out his wallet from his back pocket, flashing the fake ID Dean had handed him earlier, âRon Fogerty, son of a wealthy businessman from Canada. And youâŚâ he pointed a finger at your face, then moved it to direct at your purse where your fake ID resided. You pulled it out.Â
âElainaâŚClifford? Really? You guys are still using the rock names?â Sam gave you a pointed look, as if saying, it wasn't my idea with his face.Â
âNo idea how you both donât get in trouble more often. Anyway, Iâm girlfriend, correct? Weâre here to support the Bradyâs Fundraiser and get to know their youngest.âÂ
âBingo. Letâs go before Dean gets on our asses again.âÂ
Strolling arm in arm to the Bradyâs table with fake smiles, you and Sam greeted his mother first, then him
In the Impala, you had told the Winchesters about recent photos of them that had been published in the local paper. The family was known for being wealthy but not unkind; and was regarded highly among those in the city. But, in the photos from the week before, the youngest, Brady, was seen holding a number of odd documents leaving the bank, then making his way in the opposite direction of his family estate. Of course, the photos did not show the small printed lines of whatever secrets he was holdingâŚbut his angry, crude expressions in the photos did not match those of the graceful man sitting in front of you.
âThis is Elaina, my girlfriend. Sheâs very interested in wildlife and insisted she spoke to those running the fundraiser.â Sam smiled, his voice calm and collected. You nodded, and Mrs. Brady tapped Samâs shoulder, asking him something you couldn't make out because her sonâs voice was louder, closer to your ears.Â
âMy name is Victor. Please, sit. It is nice to meet others with a passion for doing good with what they were blessed with.â You turned to see Sam was speaking civilly with Mrs. Brady, seated across from her, and you decided to sit as well.Â
âYes, IâŚalso must say I find this place beautiful. Your family has lived here a while, I hear.â
Victorâs face dropped, his mouth forming a thin line. âWe have. But you shouldn't believe everything you hear.â
Your eyebrows shoot up, trying desperately to play the part of a kind, naive woman, when all you really wanted was for him to tell you something, anything that might get you closer to what was going on.Â
âOf course not, Iâm sorry, I didnât mean toâŚâ He sighs as you trail off, and that's when you notice the dark crescents of purple under his eyes.
âNo, itâs my fault. People have been saying some things, lately, about us, about my father particularly. I do not appreciate men who spread false information.â
âAnd I do not either, I am actually a journalist back home, Victor. I know the importance of telling a factual story.â That made him relax.
âAnd I am glad to hear it. My parents donât understand that whatever theyâre doing is making me look like a fool as well.â You furrowed your brows. Whatever theyâre doing?
âIâm sorry. It's hard to separate from your parents' identity, especially if they're as well known as yours.âÂ
âExactly. I love them, and I love these events, truly, but just because Iâm young doesn't mean I won't understand all the things they keep from me.â
âI know whaâ
Your words stop stuck in your throat as you feel cold liquid streamed over your legs, your mouth dropping open as the wine made you get goosebumps. You tilted your head up slowly to seeâŚDean; empty wine glass in his hand, the alcohol now all over your velvet dress. You look up at him with daggers in your eyes, and he already knew he was going to get it later. But the look he gives you after he apologizes and offers you some napkins suddenly makes you aware of his plan.
âSo sorry again, miss, here, Iâll take you to wherever the bathroom is andâŚâ Sam is up now, moving closer to you before you widen your eyes at him, and he tilts his head slightly in confusion before Victor speaks up.
âThat won't be necessary, I will show her.â You thank him and quickly mutter a, âIâll be right back, honey,â to Sam, who nods, finally getting what Dean was thinking. You walk away, you hear a few security guards telling Dean rather loudly that he is cut off from the bar.Â
You follow Victor, hearing his expensive shoes clacking on the dark wood stairs past a number of guards, ascending until you reach a long, grand hall. He walks to the second door on the right, and you understand that this is his parents bathroom. You can feel your heart beating at a speed you didn't think possible, thanking God that you still had your purse, and the special items inside you needed for a case like this. Victor offered you a few different stain removers, finally offering you a blow dryer for the bottom half of your dress where Dean had probably spilled a hundred dollars worth of wine on you.Â
âExcuse me, Iâm just going to use the restroom.â Victor points to the very far corner where you see a door at the end, which is around the corner from where you stand. Your plan tumbles around your brain, keeping the blow dryer on the loudest setting as you turn on your ear piece.Â
âAlright, Iâll be here,â You say to Victor with a polite smile. He nods, turning the corner as you smirk, your heels already off, hand reaching into your bag as you go through the connecting door to his parents room. It had been a fucking hassle to get the layout of this stupid estate, but if this was the main building, that meant you were in the bathroom next to the master bedroom. Bingo.Â
âIâm in the bedroom,â you whisper, nearly out of breath with how fast your heart is beating.
You held your device up to your eye, sending a silent thanks to Bobby for helping you with it. You were booksmart, not handy. You werenât a great physical hunter and didnât have a knack for making things; but Bobby did. A couple years ago when you had both worked on a case with Shapeshifters, youâd kept some of theâŚsheddings, is what you agreed to call it, of two of them when they transformed. The ooze smelled awful and almost glowed once you brought it home. Youâd expressed how helpful it would be to detect such ooze, almost like night vision goggles, for hunting shapeshifters. Heâd agreed, and after a dozen phone calls and hours searching through his piles of junk and scrap from various cars, created a shedding detecting circle that looked like a single binocular eye.
âThe parents? Holy shit, Iâm a genius,â Deanâs muffled voice came in your ear.
âYou got lucky. And Iâm expecting a form of apology when this is over.â
âOh, donât worry, I have some ideas. Sure youâd rather get my typaâ apology from Sammy, though.â
âYou know I can hear all of this, right?â Sam said, his voice low and quiet in your ear.
âCan you both shut up so I can focus with the two minutes I have up here?â
You quickly spotted a heap of shedding glowing in the far right corner of the room, swiftly going over to see a pile of the ooze, skin, blood, and teeth. You scrunch your face at the smell, but put your left eye through the detector again. It took you a lot longer than you wanted it to, but you found a small trace of it on a cabinet near their bed. Inside, documents with faint traces of the shedding were in your hand in minutes.
âI got something, Iâm coming back down,â you mutter, folding the pieces of paper as much as you could, shoving them not so gracefully in your purse when you heard the bathroom door open.Â
âSorry! Wrong way out. I think Iâve nearly had as many drinks as the wine spilling guy.â You giggled, smiling at Victor like he was Godâs gift to Earth, hoping heâd buy it. And he did. He smiled politely, washing his hands before leading you out of the bathroom commenting on how, âThe stain remover worked quickly, it almost looks as good as new.â
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Alright not to like liveblog my breakdown on main but yesterday was a really bad day after a really bad, like, 4 months, and I've hit a bit of a breaking point and one of the only things in my life that can give is running @mdzsartreblogs , @tgcfartreblogs , @svsssartreblogs , @erhaartreblogs , @tykartreblogs , and @cnovelartreblogs , so that is what has to give. It's been a 99-out-of-100 days thankless job. A small number of people do say thank you and yall I appreciate you so much (HUGE shout-out to the artist I met at Flamecon who gifted me a zine when I said I ran these blogs, @bonesblubs you rock) but I have never done an act of fandom labor simultaneously this labor intensive yet this invisible before and, uh. It sucks. I spend an hour or more a day on this every day, if it's under 2k hours since I started the first of these in September 2020 I'd be shocked. And I do it because I love it but doing it means I don't have time or energy to do other things I love. And I really don't want to just quit, but I can't keep this up.
In a last-ditch effort to try not to just give up, I'm making the following changes:
1. Only watching one tag per fandom for the MXTX fandoms. I am going to check *only* #tgcf, #svsss, and #mdzs. Artwork posted to any other tag, I will not see unless a mutual reblogs it.
2. Reduced tagging (even more). I'm only going to tag characters and maybe overarching au type (eg, "modern au," "fantasy au"). I'll no longer tag creatures. I will continue to tag the same common trigger warnings I already tag.
3. If a work's appearance doesn't make it obvious what it is AND the tags aren't clear, I'm not going to reblog. I can't keep spending 5 minutes or more trying to figure out what I'm even looking at, scared that if I guess wrong the artist will get mad at me for mistagging their work. If I do reblog, I'll tag only the artist name and/or whatever else I can identify for sure.
4. I am no longer going to follow #link click. The fandom is just too big. I've started dreading checking it. If I was more into it and less busy I would make another spin off just for it but neither of those is true. (The art is so good, I hate to do this, but. If you love link click, highly recommend the main tag, lots of great stuff there.)
5. I will no longer tag any non-cnovel content in the art/post. Like, if someone draws, idek, Xie Lian and Marinette from Ladybug, I'm not gonna put any tags for Marinette, just for Xie Lian.
6. Basically if I run into something hard to tag or confusing or unclear, my new policy is I'm not gonna fricken bother.
I think those are everything but idefk, I cried for 3 hours last night and got 4 hours of sleep so I'm mostly fueled by exhaustion and desperation right now and my memory is even more fried than usual.
How artists can help. This is obviously all optional. You do you. But since some people might want to know what would make my life easier, I'm sharing. I'm not claiming I feel entitled to dictate how people fandom or anything like that.
1. Put the tags for the character(s) and ship(s) early in the tag list.
2. If you make art for a fandom that isn't one of the big ones (right now the only big danmei fandoms on tumblr as far as I can tell are the MXTX fandoms and maybe 2ha) I am begging you to use my tracked tag #cnovelartreblogs
3. Do mdzs art? Tag #mdzs. Do tgcf art? Tag #tgcf. Do svsss art? Tag #svsss.
4. Not only artists, but everyone, *please* stop tagging fandoms not discussed and/or depicted in your post. It's gotten to be stupid common for people to blanket the danmei fandom tags with posts only about one fandon (like, svsss-only works also being tagged mdzs and tgcf and 2ha for some damn reason). This isn't about just my sideblogs tbh this is just fandom etiquette that seems to have been forgotten or never learned by many. Tagging unrelated fandoms isn't "reach," it's annoying. People go into the #mdzs tag to see mdzs, not whatever not-mdzs stuff people have decided to tag for ~reach~, and seeing the same post in 8 tags, none of which it's related to, is so damn irritating, and makes scrolling the tags looking for content that IS relevant take that much longer. Knock it off.
Okay. I think that's as much as I'm prepared to meltdown where everyone can see. Thanks in advance everyone for your understanding, and apologies to everyone about to see this 8 times as I reblog it to each sideblog.
At least I'm not tagging it to everywhere. đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
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THE ALCHEMY | PART III
pairing: kylian mbappe x fem!reader
word count: 5k
warnings: smut
summary: working at real madrid is a dream come trueâ until kylian mbappe, football's biggest star and the last person you ever want to see, joins the club. as tensions rise between you two and the lines between frustration and fascination blur, you wonder: can you truly resist the man you've sworn to hate?
A/N: this is my first time writing actual smut lol lmk what yall think <3 and thank you guys for being patient!
PART ONE PART TWO
kylian mbappe has trust issues.
he knows it. every single one of his loved ones knows it too. he canât pinpoint exactly when it began, and thereâs isn't a singular moment he can trace it back to, but if someone asked him to explain why, heâd say itâs because of his fame.
everything shifted when he became who he is today: one of the most recognizable athletes in the world, a household name across the globe. his life changed, and with it, so did the way people perceived him.
it changed the way he approached his friendships and, above of all, his relationships. too often he found himself surrounded by people who seemed more attracted to what he could offer than with who he truly was. the material comforts, the spotlightâit was those things they wanted, not him.
he began to notice the subtle changes in behavior: the way their smiles seemed plastic, the way their compliments felt rehearsed, empty. they loved the idea of him, the myth of kylian mbappe, but not the man himself.
so he built walls. he told himself it was better to keep people at armâs length than to risk letting the wrong ones in. the trust issues grew and it became an invisible shield he carried everywhere.
but sometimes, the loneliness creeps in. it hits him in quiet moments ,like after a game when the adrenaline has worn off and the silence settles in, or during sleepless nights when he's scrolling through instagram and sees photos of childhood friends with their partners. in those moments he wonders what it might be like to let someone in, to trust without suspicion.
and then there was you.
you didnât exactly fit the mold of the people he was usually wary of. your first encounter was a disaster, yes, but he was struck by you. the sight of your gorgeous figure under the club's dim lighting. the way you'd smiled at him, so effortlessly disarming. he'd enjoyed your conversation, been pulled towards you by more than just sexual attraction. it had scared him. maybe that's why he'd told his driver to take you both to a hotel instead of his place. why, afterwards, he'd downplayed the entire thing off to his friends. why he decided to leave you sleeping in the hotel room, alone.
in madrid, you'd quickly become the most infuriating person he'd ever met. it wasn't just the way you threw cutting words at him that got under his skin, it was also the fact that you could see right through him like he was made of glass. like at the dinner party, when his feelings of lonliness. the fact that it didn't take much to be vulnerable with you had unsettled him so much he'd declined your invitation to get dessert and gone out to party instead.
yet he can't stop thinking about you. which is annoying because you're annoying.
when youâd sent him that text after his night out, his thumbs had hovered over the phone screen, rereading the message for a good 5 minutes. hope she got better sex. he couldn't decipher the tone for the life of him. were you being serious? petty? he didn't think you even cared enough to type those words. the thought makes the part of him that's undeniably attracted to you (also the part that likes every morsel of attention you give him) very very pleased. but the avoidant part of him, the part that's programmed to run at the smallest hint of real feelings, wants to flee the country.
so naturally, he deflects.
kylian: so when are you giving me my watch back?
he doesn't have to wait long for a response.
you: never. sold it on ebay a while back
he frowns.
kylian: ???
he waits and waits, but you never respond.
now, a whole week later, he's sitting at a restaurant with his little brother, who's visiting him for the weekend. he's grateful for the company, but his attention is elsewhere; he's staring at his text messages with you, contemplating messaging you again.
he doesnât actually care about the watch, if heâs being honest, and he knows you were joking about selling it. but even he canât lie to himselfâdeep down, heâs just looking for an excuse to talk to you again.
not that heâd ever admit it out loud, especially after the ten minutes he spent scrolling through your instagram earlier. from a burner account, of course (he couldnât risk the embarrassment of accidentally liking an old post and you noticing heâd been lurking). plus he didn't learn anything he hadn't already known: that you're extremely beautiful and witty.
"what are you looking at?" before he can lock his phone and put it away, ethan leans in and shamelessly reads over the screen, nosy in the way only little brothers can be.
"nothing" kylian quickly stashes his phone in his pocket. "its rude to look at people's screens you know"
"who's y/n?" ethan smirks, ignoring the scolding.
"none of your business" kylian gently shoves ethan.
ethan's still grinning. "oh, it is my business now. i've never seen you stare at your phone like that unless you're watching highlights of yourself. so who's y/n?"
"no one" he mumbles.
"tell me"
kylian only lets out a frustrated groan. he doesnât want to give him the satisfaction of cracking. there's no way he's going to explain how he and his ex one night stand somehow have the same employer, or how you manage to be both infuriating and captivating. and he definitely wonât admit, not even under torture, that no matter how hard he tries you're constantly on his mind.
he's about to change the subject when something, or rather someone catches his eye from across the room.
you.
you're sitting just a few feet away, chatting with someone who's sitting across the table from you. you must've arrived a few minutes ago, because kylian swears that table was empty. it makes him almost want to laugh, how comical it is that you keep running into each other.
your laugh, loud and genuine, and kylianâs stomach twists. he watches, frozen, as the guy across from you leans in a little too close for his liking, your smile widening in response. your hands on the table are so close, fingers almost touching.
heâs caught off guard by the sudden rush of somethingâjealousy? disappointment? maybe both. he doesnât know, but he tries his best to push it aside.
he keeps on staring, and you catch his eyes, of course. and of course, your smile slips a bit before it returns a split second later. for some reason, this gives him a sort of satisfaction.
ethan follows his eyes, and for once he doesn't ask any questions, just says "you should go say hi"
"no"
"why not?"
"because i don't want to"
ethan gives him a daring look. "do you want me to go? tell her 'hey, my big brother over there is too chicken toâ"
kylian sighs before standing up. he know ethan wouldn't do that, but he also knows he would probably make his life miserable for the rest of the dinner if he didn't go over.
so he goes over, hands in his pockets. he tells himself he can be civil and polite. he's definitely not bothered by the guy with you. why would he be?
"y/n" he says when he reaches your table, voice neutral.
you glance up, fake smile immediately plastered on your face. "kylian. hi"
your date looks between the two of you, his expression a mix of confusion and awe. âwait⌠you're kylianâŚmbappe"
you shoot the guy an annoyed look. kylian almost snorts.
kylian just ignores him, eyes focused on you. "so, about my watchâ"
"it was a joke" you roll you're eyes, taking a sip from your drink. "but it requires a a certain level of intelligence to understand jokes so i get that i have to explain it to you"
kylian's jaw drops. how dare you?
he turns to your date, acknowledging him for the first time. "she steals people's watches by the way. just so you know"
you gasp. "you left it there! you should be thanking me for taking it actually, you would've lost it by now"
your date chuckles awkwardly, a confused look on his face as if he can't quite figure out if this was some sort of inside joke or if you're actually bickering. "i feel like i'm missing something here"
"no you're not" you reply quickly, giving kylian a side glare.
"so how long have you been together?" kylian tries to sound casual. he hates that you're dressed up and wearing more make up than usual, how it looks like you want to impress this man who is very obviously not deserving of you.
you're not amused by the question. "we're not together," you reply flatly. "just enjoying a dinner. that's all"
"ha, unless we get married in a couple years right?" your date laughs loudly, a screeching and unpleasant sound. and kylian swears he sees something die in your eyes. he gets it now, when girls say they 'got the ick'. this is itâ you're experiencing it, and he's there to witness whatever you felt for this guy fade in real time. he has to bit his lip to stop himself from smiling.
when neither you and or kylian join in on the laughter, the guy's smile fades, and an awkwardness settles over the three of you.
ethan thankfully appears behind him just then, grinning like he's just stumbled onto something entertaining.
"hello, you must be y/n" ethan says to you, tone friendly. "i'm ethan"
your expression softens as you shake hands. "ethan, hi. i've heard a lot about you"
"likewise" ethan says, and kylian immediately wants to kick him in the shin. great, now she thinks i spend my every waking moment blabbering about her, he thinks.
kylian clears his throat. âwell, now we've all met each other. great. can we go?â
ânot yet,â ethan says, clearly enjoying himself. ây/n, you should join us tomorrow for a movie nightâ
kylianâs eyes widen. âwhat? no. sheâs probably busyâ
ethan ignores him completely, looking at you expectantly.
you blink, clearly caught off guard. âoh, uhââ
âsheâs not coming,â kylian interrupts quickly. âsheâsââ
âfreeâ you interject with a pointed look in his direction. âiâm actually freeâ
ethan beams. âgreat! we'll start at seven. kylian can text you his address"
kylian shoots his little brother a murderous glare, before muttering a small" âor notâ under his breath.
âi'm looking forward to itâ you say, slightly smirking.
your date, who has been awkwardly quiet for the past few minutes, clears his throat.
âwell, this has been fun,â you say, taking his cue. you stand up and grab your purse. âbut we should probably get going. thanks for stopping by, ethan"
kylian watches as you and your date collect your things, his jaw tightening at the sight of your date putting a hand on your lower back to guide you out.
once youâre gone, ethan nudges him. âyouâre welcome by the wayâ
âfor what?â kylian snaps.
âfor getting her to come tomorrow. youâll thank me laterâ
kylian scoffs. but as much as he wants to brush it off, thereâs a small part of him, a tiny, tiny part, thatâs already looking forward to tomorrow night.
less than 24 hours later, you find yourself at kylian's door. you don't know why you're here, to be honest. maybe because his brother was actually nice, and maybe becaus theree fact that kylian didn't want you there made you want to be here.
the day you'd sent him that text, you'd regretted it so much. you couldn't stop thinking about how desperate it made you look, how expectant. so you swore to put distance between you two after that, to ignore him completely. but now here you are.
when the door swings open after you ring the bell, there stands kylian mbappe, looking unexpectedly soft in a grey hoodie and matching sweatpants. he's freshly showeredâ you can tell by the fact that his close cropped hair, which is usually brushed into waves, is in its natural state of tight coils. its a contrast to his usual polished look, and you can't help but notice how good he looks. handsome, like he's a normal guy answering his door, and not him.
you swallow. "hi"
"hi" he says, voice low as he steps aside so you can walk in.
you step inside, taking in the interior of his house. itâs beautiful, and predictably massive. yet, instead of being impressed, you feel a pang of discomfort, as if youâre trespassing, as if youâre invading his private space. which is sort of ridiculous, when you think about it, because technically you two have been close before, physically been the most intimate two people can be together.
he mustâve seen the awkwardness on your face when you reach the living room, because he glances at you with a small smile on his face, pointing to the couch. âyou can sit down you knowâ
ârightâ you mumble, placing the bag of assorted candy you'd brought on the coffee table as you take a seat.
an awkward silence settles over the two of you, the kind that feels centuries long.
finally, kylian clears his throat. âethanâs in the kitchen getting the popcornâ he says, breaking the palpable tension. âdo you want anything to drink?â
âjust waterâ you reply quickly.
he nods and heads to the kitchen. a moment later, he returns with a glass water bottle and offers it to you. you mumble a âthank youâ before taking it from his hands and attempting to twist the cap. it doesnât budge, though. you try again with a tighter grip, but itâs no use. you feel frustrated, and a little embarrassed.
âthis is so annoyingâ you mutter to yourself. âi swear iâm not this weakâ
he holds out his hand for the bottle. âno one said youâre weakâ he says with a roll of his eyes.
as he effortlessly twists the cap open, you canât help but notice the veins on his hands, prominent and slightly shifting as his grip tightens. the same pretty hands that had struggled to keep off you that night in paris, the ones that had scrambled to take off your clothes, desperate yet commanding. the memory flashes in your mind, and for a moment, you find yourself staring, your mind going places it shouldnât.
âhey,â ethanâs voice cuts in, startling you. heâs leaning casually against the doorframe, grinning. âglad you could make it. do you like caramel on your popcorn?â
âuh⌠i donât mindâ you say, smiling warmly. something about the teenager endeared you.
âcool,â he chirps before disappearing back into the kitchen, leaving you and kylian alone again.
âhe seems like a bubbly kidâ you comment, taking a sip from the now open water bottle. you say this in part to try and banish the dirty thoughts in your mind.
kylian shrugs. ânah, heâs broody most of the time. it takes him a while to warm up to peopleâ
you raise an eyebrow. âso iâm special?â
he tilts his head, the hint of a smile tugging at his lips. âthink he likes that you give me a hard timeâ
âa hard time, huh?â you smirk, lighting up. you'll never not take an opportunity to make fun of him for getting too excited that one time. âdo you mean in that closet when youââ
he groans as he flops on the couch. âyeah, ok. that too. but you know that alreadyâ
âknow what?â you keep your voice light, but your heart beats faster.
âthat you have that kind of effect on meâ
a zing shoots through your entire body. you find it strangely sexy, the fact that he doesnât beat around the bush. it was something youâd found attractive about him when youâd first met.
your eyes wander back to his hands, zeroing in on his deft fingers. you have the same effect on me, you want to say, but before you do, the flashy watch on his wrist catches your attention, and youâre reminded of something, so you reach into your crossbody bag and pull out a familiar item.
âthereâs your watchâ you say, holding it out to him. âbefore i forgetâ
âthanksâ he says, taking it from you. â i knew you were joking about selling it by the way, iâm not like, stupidâ
âi know you knew,â you reply, grinning.
he smiles shyly, just a little. you feel such a strange flutter in your chest that you quickly look away, avoiding his gaze.
silence falls between you again, the only sound you can hear being ethanâs footsteps shuffling in the kitchen.
âiâm really sorry,â kylian blurts out.
your head snaps back to him. âfor what?â
âfor how i treated you that night.â
you blink. you werenât expecting this.Â
âi was an idiot,â he continues, his brows furrowed as if the memory physically pains him. âi didnât handle things the way i shouldâve. and iâm sorry that it wasnât... a fun experience for youâ
you donât respond, you have a feeling he has more to say.Â
he tugs at the bottom of his hoodie nervously. âand i donât want you to think i didnât care. because i did. i do.â
you feel your breath hitch. thereâs something about his honesty that disarms you completely.
âwell,â you finally say, voice soft, âyou were kind of a jerk. I read those texts you sent to your friends about meâ
he visibly winces at that. âyeah, that was pretty awful of meâ
âit wasâ you agree â but i appreciate the apology.â
his shoulders relax slightly. âi mean it. i donât want you to think you were just someone i could forget. youâre notâ
before you can respond, he blurts out again, âand i didnât sleep with herâ
your head snaps back to him, caught off guard. âwhat?â
âi didnât sleep with herâ he repeats.
you sigh, rolling your eyes. âi really donât care kylian about thatâ
âokay, but iâm just letting you know that i didnâtâ
âsureâ you reply, tone full of sarcasm. itâs clear you donât believe him.
he scoffs, exasperated. âyou just made assumptions based on one picture. i saw you at that restaurant with that guy and you donât see me making a fuss about it do you?â
you frown, narrowing your eyes at him. âhow are those two situations even the same? and why would you care about a date i went on?â
âi donât careâ he snaps a little too quickly. âthatâs the point!â
âthen why bring it up?â
âbecause iâm trying to make a pointâ he groans, throwing his head back. âgod you give me such a headacheâ
âdittoâ you mutter, sighing deeply. âyou were apologizing two seconds ago, how are fighting?â
its his turn to sigh. âi donât even knowâ
ethan walks back into the room just then, carrying a large bowl of popcorn.
âwe can get started now!â he announces, plopping down on the couch between you two.
itâs two hours later. the three of you have finished the first tobey maguire spiderman (kylianâs pick), and now, when harry met sally is playing on the tv. your pick, of course. the brothers had protested but they'd relentented in the end. though ethan eventually said he was tired and left to go to bed, leaving just you and kylian.
you did the polite thing, started to gather your things and make your excuses to leave. but before you could even finish your sentence, kylian disappeared upstairs and returned quickly with blankets and pillows.
âdonât even think about leaving. you picked it, itâs only fair you stay and finishâ he muttered.
so here you are, watching an â80s romcom with kylian mbappĂŠ of all people. your knees are pulled to your chest, a blanket draped over you as you sneak glances at kylian. he looks so relaxed, long lashes casting shadows over his cheekbones thanks to the light of the screen. you have to pull your eyes away, he has this magnetism thatâs honestly so annoying.
when the movie gets to the diner scene where harry and sally are discussing women faking orgasms, kylian snickers.
âdonât laughâ you say, playfully throwing a candy wrapper at his head. âhappens all the timeâ
he turns to you, one brow raised. âwhat happens all the time? faking it?â
âyupâ
heâs curious now. âhave you?â
âall the timeâ you shrug, avoiding his gaze.
âall the time?â he sits up a little straighter, brows furrowed in disbelief. âwhat do you mean all the time?â
you shrug again, but your voice comes out almost shy. âi mean all the time.â
kylian nods and turns his head back to the screen. youâre about to let out a metaphorical sigh of relief thinking the conversation is over, but he looks back at you, his expression somewhere between shock and disbelief. âso youâve never had an orgasm before?â
heat rushes to your cheeks. âi have" you murmur quietly, almost hoping he doesn't hear you. "only by myself though"
but he does. and the next thing he says is absolutely the last thing you expect:
âi could probably get you there.â
its a wonder you keep your tone light and teasing. âyouâve already failed, donât forget"
âdoesnât mean i canât redeem myselfâ he smiles as he leans closer.
you scoff. âi donât think your ego can handle another blow, kyksâ
"'kyks?'" he raises his eyebrows. "so we're on a nickname basis now?"
you don't know how, but you're sitting so close to each other now. if you scoot an inch closer, your bodies would be touching. kylian's arm is draped casually over the back of the sofa, and the hairs on the back of your neck are standing up because of the nearness . how does he have that effect on you?
you decide the best course of action is to ignore him. so you don't reply, keeping your eyes trained on the tv screen. you let out an exaggerated laugh at a scene that usually doesn't even get a chuckle out of you. anything to distract from whatever the hell is going on, and the pressure building low in your stomach. i could probably get you there. you press your thighs together, as if that can bring you any relief.
unfortunately it doesn't help. how could it, when he's right there next you. cocky, stupidly charming, smug kylian. there's no denying that you're turned on, that you're wondering what it would be like if he did try to redeem himself.
a few minutes go by and it doesn't get better. you're fidgeting again, shifting on the couch as if that could help ease the ache. you need to leave, to go home and to clear your head, maybe relieve yourself.
"you're squirming"
your head snaps toward him, cheeks heating for what feels like the millionth time tonight. âiâm notâ
"you are" he says matter of factly. "you don't have to run away from this you know"
there it is. that infuriating confidence. he knows. he knows that you want him, that there's an undeniable magnetism between you two that pulls you together. you can see it in his eyes now, dark and full of desire. there's an alchemy here, a chemistry you can't deny despite your best efforts, despite the fact that he manages to irritate you in your every interaction. and for once, you think he's right. what's the point of pretending?
so you kiss him. without giving yourself the chance to overthink it, you lean in and press your lips against his. kylian doesn't hesitate, kissing you back within seconds, pulling you in deeper, hands finding the back of your neck. slow and sensual yet hungry and sure. before you know it, his hands are on your waist, tugging you onto his lap effortlessly.
you straddle him, knees on either side of his thighs. his tongue is at home in your mouth, and the kiss grows wetter, sloppier, more passionate. it draws a soft, helpless sigh from you. the ache inside you increases when he pulls you down sharply, your crotch pressing against one of his firm thighs. the contact pulls another sigh from you, this one more desperate.
you kiss languidly for a few minutes, exploring each other, breaking away once in a while to catch your breaths. he's a good kisser, just as you remember. when your fingers trail along the back of his neck, you feel him shiver, and it makes you smile against his mouth.
you press against his thigh again, this time on your own will.
"feel good?" he murmurs against your lips, voice low and rough. there's an undeniable smugness in his tone.
but you can't even bring yourself to roll your eyes. all you could do is nod. and in response, his hands grip your ass, yanking you impossibly closer, grinding you hard against him. the pressure in your core builds, and youâre shamelessly riding his firm thigh now, each roll of your hips seeking more friction, more contact. its dizzying, how good it feels.
you're concentrated, brows furrowed. in the meantime, kylian's lips trail down to your neck, sucking on your sweet spot like itâs made of candy before soothing it with his tongue.
he just lets you use him, his thigh solid beneath you, his hands holding on to your hips, guiding you with a steady rhythm. every press of friction sends a jolt of pleasure through you, building and building until itâs almost too much. the room is filled with the sound of your low breathy moans, the tv serving as background noise.
âyouâve been thinking about this havenât you?â he murmurs nibbling at your earlobe. the feel of his breath on your ear makes you shiver. âriding my thighâ
you nod shamelessly. its not your fault he has such strong, muscled thighs that made you take a second glance every time the social media team released a photo of him from training.
suddenly, he stops your movement. gently, with his steady hands. when he picks you up as if you weigh nothing and sits you down on his lap, you're annoyed.
"what are you doing?" you say impatiently.
"feel like i should be more involved" he mutters, fingers unzipping your jeans. he nudges you, and you lift your hips for a second or two so he can pull down your jeans and panties in one smooth motion.
you don't even have time to react to the cool air hitting you, because he swallows your mouth into another kiss that makes your head spin.
suddenly, he presses his palm against you, cupping you possessively, and you both moan softly at the intimate contact.
âyouâre fucking soakedâ he says softly as he pulls away from you, lips swollen and a string of saliva still connecting you. "look at you, you're making a mess on my hand baby"
âpleaseâ you gasp, jutting your hips towards his palm in search of friction. âplease, kylianâ
he tightens his one arm around you, as if to keep you steady for whatâs to come.Â
and then his fingers part your folds, spreading you open like you belong to him. he delves into your wetness. the same fingers you'd been fantasizing about earlier are now inside of you, exploring you.
"kiss me" he says in a commanding tone.
you comply, sucking his bottom lip into your mouth. he responds with a rough, low groan. heâs found your clit now, fingers slick with your arousal. it was an easy glide inside, barely any pressure. he circles your swollen nub slowly, and it just feels so damn good. he's putting in the work patiently, as if your pleasure is a worthy cause, something he's more than willing to earn. youâre gripping his shoulders tightly, mouth parted against his, nails digging into the material of his hoodie.
he drags his mouth away from your lips and sucks at your jaw, your throat. âshow me your titsâ his voice comes out coarse, desperate. "please"
"keep..." you can't even finish your sentence.
but he doesn't need to be told. he keeps up his steady and rhythmic stroking as you unbutton your shirt hurriedly, half lidded eyes dark and hungry and never straying from you. when thereâs enough of your chest exposed, he bends his head to drag down one side of your flimsy bralette with his teeth. the second your nipple is bare, his warm, wet mouth envelopes it, and the sensation shoots straight to your core. he sucks on your nipple and circles your clit at the same time, ever the multitasking king. you grip his head, pressing him against your chest as you throw your own head back and moan loudly.Â
finally, the tension snaps. pleasure floods through your body in waves, your head falling forward onto the crook of his neck as you come, gasping, his hands gripping your waist, holding you to him as you tremble. you're coming undone on his lap, completely vulnerable and spent.
"fuck" you hear him mutter quietly as he rubs your back.
you take your time recovering, and the sound of the tv brings you back to reality a few moments later, reminding you that you'd been in the middle of watching a movie. when you pull back just enough to catch kylian's eyes, you both burst out laughing. "think we missed a bit" he says, grinning.
when you stand up to pull up your panties and jeans, you notice the wet patch you'd left on his sweatpants where you'd been grinding on him. then you start wondering if he's satisfied, and you get your answer when he pulls a tissue from the tissue box on the coffee table and dips it inside his sweatpants, hands coming back up a few seconds later and crumpling the tissue up. it makes you feel powerful, knowing that you had that effect on him without even touching him.
you head to the bathroom to freshen up, and when you return, kylian's waiting for you, patting the space next to him on the couch expectantly. you see he's changed into another pair of sweatpants, no doubt because of the mess you'd made. "if you're saying you're leaving again, i swear to godâ"
"no, no. i'm not leaving" you giggle, sitting down next to him. he wastes no time pulling you in closer, arms wrapping around you so that your head is resting on his chest. are you... cuddling? yes, you are cuddling, and its weird. but also kind of nice. you suppose its the logical thing to do after what you've been up to.
"good" he grumbles. "can't believe you decided to make me sit through this"
"you didn't sit through all of it" you laugh, nudging him playfully. "plus its a really good movie, just watch"
he just sighs in resignation, and you can't help it, you poke at one of his dimples.
you watch the rest of the movie silently, a comfortable silence between you two. for once, it doesn't scare you. you let yourself relax, letting his steady breathing and the weight of his arm lull you to sleep.
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A/N: i <3 kylian's thighs
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