#can everyone please recognize duke thomas as a cutie patootie
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duke is 100% the sibling the batkids go to when they need to get something off of their chest or need help but don’t want to share it with the class. because duke is not judgmental about his siblings and gives AMAZING advice.
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Jason, barging into Duke’s room without knocking: “I’m going on a date tonight.”
Duke, looking up from a magazine, smiling: “Cool! … Do you need help with something?”
Jason, crossing his arms: “No.”
Duke: “…”
Jason, looking at the invisible spot on the wall: “What do I wear.”
Duke, smiling as he hops out of bed: “Well, what are you guys doing?”
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Steph, clearly annoyed: “Cass is being so stupid. I’ve dropped so many hints that I like her and she still hasn’t asked me out.”
Duke: “Well, have you tried telling her straight up how you feel?”
Steph: “Dude, it’s Cass we’re talking about. The girl knows everything. She definitely knows I like her.”
Duke: “Cass knows everything but when someone likes her. I’m telling you that you need to tell her.”
Steph: “…How?”
Duke: “Okay, so basically-“
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Damian, politely knocking on Duke’s door and entering with his cat in his arms: “I request some assistance.”
Duke, already on his feet: “Okay. With what?”
Damian, who isn’t allowed to have a phone: “Drake has made some slanderous statements about me online and I wish to defend myself.”
Duke, smiling: “And retaliate?”
Damian: “Obviously. May I use your phone?”
Duke: “Of course. Do you know how to work Twitter?”
#bat family#duke thomas deserves everything good in life#batboys#batman#dc comics#jason todd#stephanie brown#damian wayne#jason looks constipated whenever he talks about his love life#duke thomas is literally the best brother in the world#headcanons#can everyone please recognize duke thomas as a cutie patootie#if a cutie patootie contest was held at the manor#duke would win#also in no universe does bruce allow damian to have a phone#that child would be feral online and everyone knows it
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