#can I try rizzing you up?

[articwolfclawartist]

We all knew this was gonna happen eventually

I need to know what Yugo’s rizz levels are, all we got was a two minute wedding and then the webtoon literally starts with them just fucking in his wet dream. Does my boi have skills or not?

[unavailable-yarrow]

[bmblboop]

It feels like that sometimes

[tangledinink]

pretty pretty pretty please?

2AL - intotheeliwoods

Sep!Leo - dianagj-art

Swanatello - tangledinink

Good luck have fun!

[gayspaceinvader]

sending my 5G brain waves to the mutuals who are way to cool to be seen with me for them to start the conversation because i’m to scared to

[library-crow]

is this anything

[heylittleriotact]

No wonder Emmrich.exe stopped working when Rook asks if the tea in the memorial garden at the end of their outing was set up to impress them.

Death-man brought Rook to this place to try and help them sort through some of the feelings they need to confront in order to healthily mourn the death of someone who presumably meant a great deal to them.

The “light refreshment” was waiting at the end as a deliberate part of Emmrich’s care as a death professional. When I was in funerals we had coffee, tea, and freshly baked cookies waiting for every family that came in for arrangements, visitations, services, or after-care meetings: they’re comforting little gestures that people tend to really lean into during a difficult time.

So yeah. Given the circumstances and the reason for the outing to begin with, it would be a lot like someone showing up at the funeral home to make arrangements for their mum, looking at my spread of coffee and cookies and being like “Ooooh… are you hitting on me? 👀”

I would have had the exact same reaction Emmrich did lmao

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

ace wouldn't know subtly even if it hit him with a brick

[rotten-eros]

can i try rizzing you up? | ig: @rotten_eros

[sculkshrieking]

this was gonna be part of a bigger project but i'm gonna redo it so until then have a spiral doodle <3

[undead-knick-knack]

How to Seduce a Little Warrior: Step One

[cupidsncheerios]

dumbass school project has me researching crtc laws but no teacher can stop me from having homosexual thoughts on the side, so lemme propose:

new radiostatic meeting idea!!!!!

so one of the programs alastor used to run on his radio show was civilian story hour, in which any regular listener of his show could send in a ~5 minute script for a radio play that, if he liked it, alastor would read out on air and give them some promotion at the end for. he did it because he wanted to build hell's creative ecosystem, and also hey free labour!

vox, who became obsessed with alastor's show immediately after he landed in hell and found out it was basically the only option, immediately mails in a few stories. they confuse alastor with words like "fridge" and "beatnik" but they're actually very well written and help his rates a ton, except, well. every time they're mailed in, the envelope comes with an additional page of overenthusiastic praise for alastor's show and suggestions for possible new segments, and well, he has the return address, doesn't he?

so reasonably, alastor sends a response letter to vox, mostly insulting his ideas and mocking him, but also mentioning that maybe his writing is kinda good i guess.

vox, pathetic simp that he is, quickly sends in another story and thanks alastor for the feedback, changing his suggestions to better fit alastor's program.

obviously, alastor responds. now they're penpals. eventually, alastor notices some idiot on the street with one of those "televisions" that vox always mentions instead of a head, and wouldn't it be a funny coincidence if that was actually his sinner form? wouldn't it?

[cconfusedkat]

THROWING THIS INTO YOUR INBOX. RUNNING AWAY VERY FASTLY,

CATCHES IT W BASEBALL GLOVE!!!!!CHASES AFTER YOU AGGRESIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wgdgweh i still think its so funny how short my shamura is- HDWJDJS canon event for ramzi and allure nation i fear /j

I woke up at 1 am because being sick has been unable to keep me sleeping so i drew two things because i remember you sharing this wip with me and i was like boy it would be kinda funny if i drew something in return for it-

Roblox man face ramzi is smth thatll haunt me for a while /silly

Allure is too much of a sore loser ,, They cannot process ppl being nice to them ,,,,,

I furgot i wanted to also draw one more thing but i felt too weak T__T SIFLRESNIFFLR. SNORFLE. SNIFF.

Me when i GET YOU GARRETT ME WHEN I CATCH YOU . GARRETT WHEN I CATCH YOU GARRETT. GARRETT WHEN I CATCH YOU GARRETT. GARRETT WHEN I

[hivemire]

heartwarming: the aezyrraesh flirting technique of starting off by trying to ruin their life sometimes works

[spicyraeman]

I could be having so much fun rn if I didn't fumble conversions like it's my profession

[ramshacklerumble]

thinking about....dylla spade...