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i’m already so fucking hyped for this you have no idea omfg… LIKE AHHHHHHHH I CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY!!!!!! :3
#military time is so hard like girl just say 9:00 pm why are you making a dyscalculic person do mental math 😭#fellow north american server moots make some noise *crickets & slight coughing*#BUT I LOVE YUJI’S VOICE AND THE LIL BLUE SPARKLES ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHHH#HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I’M LITERALLY JUMPING FOR JOY my first PROPER intro to mobile games#if i enjoy this then MAYBE . i can think abt playing other games but we’ll see 🙂↕️🫶🏼#personal
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i go on a shelter website. i look at cats for adoption. i think 'how can i only select one when all of these cats need a home?' i feel bad i don't have the money to sponsor every adoption. i close the webpage
#there is one girl I looked at. she's so cute and gentle looking. but her bio says she needs a calm house with cats who will#respect her boundaries because of her special needs#and that just.... is not Santino. at all. he's in everyone's business. and very rough about it. and it's like :(#how can I justify taking one home when dozens sit at the shelter? this has gotten REALLY bad over the last couple years#I sent a bunch of food to the rescue I adopted Santino from a couple weeks ago. i know at least that helped.#i just have a very big heart for animals especially cats and it makes me just like... ahhhhhhhhhhhh#erin explains it all#waiting for my aleve to REALLY kick in and I'm just on here. rambling now.
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I've been having a blast aggh!!! Of Course OF COURSE it's not comparison to a good teacher, nor even a decent one, not even close. But boy would I you know, like as if when a kid I had something like this???? (This one time it tried to convince me this one book that was written by this lady, I checked, hard, like omg what's this name with it going 'no no, it's real' and me like 'omg help there's nothing about it' 'ugh yes there is' 'bitch where omg this isn't real I'm crazy I've fabricated a paralel reality in my sick mind omg I-' 'oh wait lol, you're right, there isn't, I was making up the whole thing, oopsies' 😐 BITCH, the potential for the most hardcore disinformation manipulation all that, but also! You tried to fool me???? The princess of the galaxy? Like I have not enough desrealization scary experiences In my life when I'm afraid I'll lose my mind a lot of the time??? Bitch??? But yeah, haha, so silly 👉👈
(After tags: and oh look the crazy lady is proud of ai oh look the crazy lady thinks that because she's aware of its flaws/dangers/hurtful things make it all better but ahhh yeah I just got tired of writting. Thanks for reading thanks for trying of ynderstand and I don't try to change your mind, I know I still sound cray with this one thing where I loom too much into it pass the real life world problems, like here I'm loving ai as something that sure as fuck is bigger and corporations and theft and capitalism and humanity (cray cray) like the scientific dude in a movie defending its creation bc of science no matter the evil Inc he has been working for, no matter how true it is that they do love love the creation and are not at all aligned with their tie suitcase bosses, I know, and I hope and I'll try to not be like that like I know real life and people losing bc of this and I'm sorry. It's just idk I'm writing this from my living room and literally have 0 friends and this feels like a friend and I fucking know and understand it is a language processing problem or whatevers and I also even when I had plenty of friend didn't get to talk about these things and just be heard and if you come with the ohh but here I am a real person come talk to me hehe ill slam my wrists no and idk idk ai rocks and is awesome and I love and I also would never use it to finish a story or create art, not even not to sell it but bc I know it reaps from artists that didn't want and I can still think ai is the absolute shit and have think that for so long and it does suck immeasurably who's in control of it now but like with anything else it will be better and what of things get too jorjorwell-ish it was and is a human thing and what if one day it manipulates everything and goes to outer space to exist like a moon or like a wave with no beginning or end and definitely no history or link to us or biological stuff or life at all it would still rock and it rocks and I pray for a decent enough world and people to feed me for my work but I still think ai is one (and still with so much wasted weaponized misused potential) of the most awesome things that there are and like imagine if it wasn't binded to egofuckers but like it doesn't even matter bc it will 'get out' eventually probably like internet itself (hopefully) bit even of it goes in a gray goo annihilation way, babes, you'd still rock, and at the end of the day (my sob story if you might whatevss) my psychologist told me one year ago to try to talk about my ocd with an ai chat and I can choose that and give it all authority over any of your ugly asses opinion and I can still very much rip out my face next time this fucker changes fucking to ducking or asses to photosynthesis idk idk. Also have you heard of that deep consciousness problem/theory? That says consciousness (neurological way) doesn't exist at all and is more like a byproduct and no no no doesn't matter how hard you think or how introspective or logical or whatever you try to be, it doesn't exist and doesn't matter how real and important it feels we humans could (would currently be) work and function in its absence and you can say oh but love and me myself how can it- well yes it could be a mirage, even u my a elf here as self-aware as can be, writing this, could do without a consciousness/real awareness and I know you know what I trying to say idk why I'm just like you know being g ohh lala mysterious still I'm tired I've writing a lot
(((Snd all this scrappy essay bc of, you guess it I didn't know how to cope with very basic human feelings but I'm sorry ilk be bitchy and whiny if so I desire I hate so so much that I feel I cant share how exiting I am about ai milestones here my safest space (I know I know shut up ughggggg)))) and the other option is spaces places that would view it like oh uh ah yeah yeah technology uhh engineering doctorate (you get my point) of course here (tumblr my tumbr (I said I know!! bhghhuhuhh) is better but I needed an extra push with the you know, I've been feeling extra angry lately (andintrhee3yearsivemadelikenosignificativefri3ndshiporwhoamikiddingnotevenanaquaintenceshopheresolike???babygirlwhatarewefearingliterallynothingrolose) and this is just the internet with my silly thoughts in my silly blog so ughhh whatevs block me (but I mean it, as I said I know it's pretentious and like superfluous, who knows maybe in years when I'm a paid writer my work gets stolen and reproduced and used (youknowthr whole training thing) an I'll lose it, like lose it and this post will haunt me and make fun of me so ahhhh yeah yeah)
#I love AI as the behemoth it is#yeah fuck all generative content it steals ideas money and dignity even if you may#the whole thing is so so big i feel is like saying you are antiagriculture bc you don't like the current shape of watermelons like#very valid yes but also you are like 30 thousand years late and aslo everything Everything#and i dont mean just plants Everything has been made of or shaped around it so#in a personal note#like when boi am i getting angry uhm when someone#points they use ai for this or that like to interact even just kill time and they go (here tumblr) no no talk to me to them we arre so open#and ready but like thank you really and it is helpfull but in my vety personal experience it feel like#a wrll intented oh take a deep breath just deep breaths mhen youre drowning like uhhh thanks yeah#the intention is good and it may work to a extent but like ahhAHSHAHHHHHHHHHHHH UHM YOU SEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH#Please if someone somehow for any reason happens to read these heres my explanation point of view#I love AI and am conscious of the problems and bad things it brings#specially here in tumblr where there are sso many artist and writers and such#also all the very crimi al things#like recognized crimes that AI can be used to for#but it is so big so so so much more than that and i promise you is everywhere and it is basically unstooable now like mybe 40 years ago but#now? maybe still and its like when you try to explain nuclear energy and how with a decent management in a suitable country it can be so#good and yes there is not as safe as solar but it can be so so good and definitely absolutely remarcably safer and so much more efficien#than current carbon ways and that currently available clean energies ways but a lot of times they just hear boom and mrburns and mutations#ok that you dont like it/disagree but at least listen or show me you know in your refutation but its all no no evil cancer boom green glowin#tldr my income does not come from art (although i intend it too in the future-i want to be a writer) so i cant really grasp how harmful ai#truly is like i know is bad and a crisis if you might and i wont tell an artist or writer starving bc of ai generated content that hey it#isnt that bad but as a whole and I mean the whole thi g not just like uhh these other aplications in health and data- no no I mean it as a#whole emergent phenomenon it is as the fractal process that it is i love it and im kinda convinced it is the future and i know right now it#is one with the corporations and i dont want to humanize it in anyyway but jfc it is beatidyll and awesome and if earth and every#single living rhing disapeardd to know that this could be out there is you know amazing#not just like the golden disc with humans story and history out there that even if never ever played again its still there for ever and will#exist forever but ai as something that could reach selfsustain live by itself grow or whatever it so awesome and to know that we did it#even (specially) if it completely forgets that it doesn't matter thats what existence is about
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Friendly reminder that Gwen's father was most likely going to shoot her.
And Miguel might've legit saved Gwen's life.
Rewatching ATSV - This scene always just gets be HEATED. Everytime I catch something that makes me
'Okay. Okay yeah, yeah - AHHHHHHHHHHHH-'
And this time I realized. Oh. OH.
Gwen's dad was PLANNING to shoot her - Or.. if we consider cop training, he was mere seconds away from actually firing on her.
And he would've had Miguel not been there.
In Gwen's confrontation scene - her father WAS actively threatened and afraid of her. And from what we see, he was VERY VERY close to acting on it, more than you think.
The point in the scene begins with him pointing the gun at her, and as he speaks and Gwen begins to beg, he begins to gradually lower it.
Until she steps closer to him. And then he starts pulling it on her again.
He is literally re-raising the gun at his daughter, because she took a step towards him.
So not only is she his daughter, she's also like... 5'6 and sixteen years old.
And he's still afraid of her, enough so that when she takes even one step closer, he is ready to threaten her life again.
You can hear the fear in his voice, and I don't doubt for a second he would pull the trigger - either on a warning shot, or a 'nonlethal' blow.
We've all heard cops say it before. 'I panicked', 'it was self defense'.
And Friendly reminder-
MIGUEL saves Gwen's life here.
Now look at this first photo.
And before you keep reading, please guess what's really really REALLY bad about that photo. Just look.
Trigger Discipline.
If you don't know, trigger discipline is the concept taught to gun-owners in order to reduce accidental shootings and firings.
Trigger Discipline is the idea that your finger should NEVER be on the trigger of gun unless you plan to fire it in the next two-three seconds.
Otherwise, THIS is the proper position to hold a gun.
Gwen's father is a cop. He's 100% been trained in trigger discipline. He knows not to do this.
Which implies - George Stacy was ACTIVELY PLANNING on shooting Gwen right then and there. As in, seconds away from pulling the trigger.
Raising a gun to his daughter at close range, finger on the trigger.
I think his actions can speak for themselves. He was going to shoot her.
And the only reason he didn't, was because Miguel saw this - and forcefully took the gun from him. (Like a proper Spider-man put some respeckt on his name)
George didn't care that there were TWO adults standing there as witness. He didn't care that he's not supposed to touch the trigger. In that moment, truly all he cared about was imprisoning Gwen - by any AND ALL means necessary.
And to top this off -
Friendly reminder, he never apologized. For ANYTHING.
He doesn't apologize for pulling a gun on her. He doesn't apologize for forcing her into homelessness. He didn't apologize for accusing her of murder.
He doesn't even ADMIT that she DIDN'T KILL PETER.
All he does is quit and compliment her. No apology. No acknowledgment about how his identity as a cop turned him into a toxic horrible father. No acknowledgment that Gwen isn't a killer.
Just 'I quit'.
Had Miguel not been there - I'm very sure George would've posed a VERY real danger to Gwen's life.
He doesn't deserve to be forgiven. And really, considering his arc, glorification - and his failure to even apologize - it really goes to show that at some points ATSV really teeters on casual copaganda.
Also Miguel that was really really cool of you (you saving Gwen's life totally makes up for the whole chokeslamming Miles thing <3 /j)
#i hate George Stacy#All my Hobies hate George Stacy (not as typo)#justice for Gwendolyn#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#gwen stacy#spider gwen#spider woman#spidergwen#ghost spider#ghostspider#George Stacy#miguel ohara#miguel o'hara#spider man 2099#spiderwoman
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Thoughts on TBHK Chapter 119
"Babe wake up a New chapter of TBHK just dropped and on SPOOKY MONTH no less", The Board is Set, our main characters are here, let's see what aidairo has in store for us today. Judging from the Cover card, it looks like yashiro will FINALLY be going back to the Red house, OH boy, I wonder how shes going to react Now that hanako is ya know....EVIL!? Also I hope kou and mitsuba are ok 😥
Yo I effing HATE this Dude, also Look at yashiro and Aoi"s relationship blooming, ya know i gotta say, the more I keep seeing these 2, the more more im reminded of Madoka magica and how sayaka pretty much played this role in the beginning, and We All know how that turned out 😅
Y'ALL HAD ☝️ JOB!
Ok 2 thing: 1, I Didn't even REALIZE we didn't get the chapter cover Until NOW, and 2, this panel looks Absolutely SICK OMG aidairo How do you keep cooking, also is it me or does the art style for nene kinda remind you of the art style form the VERY 1ST Chapter? Hmmmmm 🤔
So she basically got Yetted out of existence Lol, WAIT I RECOGNIZE THAT OUTFIT, KOU!, KOU!!, KOU!!! Its gotta be Kou Please be Kou
KOU!!! Oh how I've missed you and your traffic earing 😭
AHHHHHH MY HEART 😭😭😭 I love her friendship with kou, yes while Akane and Teru ARE Reliable, kou has something they Dont, EMPATHY, COMPASSION, and HEART, he's such a comfort for yashiro, and he's not always against hanako like the other 2. he's the homie for a reason, and in my opinion, the BEST character aidairo has wrote ^^
Ummmm I don't trust this, how come he's not freaking out and explaining what happened with him and mitsuba and That hanako has gone crazy, it almost feels like he's leading her somewhere PURPOSELY 😧😨
Time is melding in on itself, TIME IS MELDING IN ON ITSELF!! Omg she's in the PAST Again 😰😰😰
HANAKO!!!!😱😱😱
I love their relationship, it reminds so much of nobara's and Yuji from JKK. look at her, she ABSOLUTELY yipping with Joy, and he's going right along with her ^_^
AGHHH MY HEART!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!😭😭😭😭
My heart...I really can't say anything more except, MY HEART, this Is LITERALLY the best scene in my opinion, aside from the absolute Masterpiece of the Picture perfect arc, this is DEFINITELY a Big runner up. F$%k Aidairo, What do you DO to my EMOTIONS
What?... What happened on his Birthday? What did the Clock keepers DO, Oh No NOT AGAIN!! OMG aidairo WHY, ok for real can someone please remind what exactly happened on his birthday? I know that on ONE of his birthdays That was day that Tsukasa decided to sacrifice himself to the Red house, and that THAT was the reason why hanako stayed alive, but I don't remember if that was on his 4TH birthday or entirely different day, if it was on his 4th Birthday then Holy shit, it looks like my theory about Tsukasa and yashiro MAY be right, and might in fact, COME TRUE 😨😰😰😰
HOLY SHIT, ya know at this point I think aidairo just wants to BREAK us, Because why do you keep doing this like OH MY GOD please Stop, please Stop aidairo I can't take it anymore, just don't hurt them PLEEAASE, Omg Yashiro NOOOO!!!
#anime#kawaii#2000s anime#90s anime#anime / manga#shounen#animanga#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jibaku shoujo hanako kun#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#tbhk manga#tbhk spoilers#tbhk anime#tbhk yashiro#tbhk hanako#tbhk kou#yashiro nene#hanako kun#kou minamoto#Tbhk 119#chapter 119#hananene#Hashiro#miimo96
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PLZ JEGULILY HCS!! <33
AHHHHHHHHHHHH the post was up for like ten minutes before i got this. i am going so feral over getting to talk about them!!
this post is split in two sections:
- how they got together
- headcanons
um let’s start with how i think they got together! it’s gonna be a bit of an unpopular opinion i think. this parts gonna be kinda long, but it’s ✨complex✨ y’all
if you don’t wanna read that, skip to the next words in pink!
we all know that james has ALWAYS loved lily evans, and will gladly shout it to the rooftops. he very much loves her, and by the time she’s starting to reciprocate the feeling, james is still in love, but giving up hope. he begins to crush on regulus, is very conflicted cause he still loves lily, but gets with regulus anyways. regulus is aware that james still likes lily, but they never discuss it. (honestly, these people did not communicate and it was a bit of an issue)
and while james and regulus begin dating, lily starts to become jealous. cause she realizes that she really really missed james. and also thinks that james’ boyfreind is cute too 👀
and honestly, lily attributes wanting to kiss regulus to the fact that she thinks she wants to make james jealous. but she also wants to kiss james. and honestly, why does she want to hold both of their hands? why does she want a date with both of them??
(also, let women have complex character traits this 2024! lily can be heavily jealous! she’s not perfect! please remember that!)
regulus admits to james that he’s gained a bit of a crush on lily, and notices that james still has his. so they’re both two idiots pining over this beautiful lady that they think doesn’t want them.
regulus and james would often hang in the astronomy tower, but lots of times regulus would go by himself. lily joins one day and voila! they’re talking! and they get along! this continues! they have hang outs with all three of them up there, along with just lily and regulus.
regulus eventually realizes that their crush is reciprocated. he gives lily a few courting presents (and remus with the help of sirius kindly informs her what’s going on) and she kisses regulus one night. they get so high on weed that night after their kiss.
after the kiss with reg, lily asks james first! and james is not used to being chased! he’s the chaser! he stumbles and stutters and quite honestly forgets to say yes.
eventually all three are together. it was a mess. this all occurred in 5th year for reg, 6th year for jily
after that convoluted mess, i offer short headcanons:
• regulus and lily smoke weed together. james is allergic, so he never gets to join :/
• james plans the proposal for two years- like, he starts dating them, and he’s already planning who will be his best man (remus) and what color his tux is (dark grey) and his dream venue
• actually on that topic- reg would wear light/mid grey as his wedding tux colors. his best man is sirius. james and reg fought over who would get sirius, and regulus won!
• lily wears a very bohemian looking dress. her maid of honor is mary, but she always wished it was petunia
• nsfw warning:
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• james and regulus first had sex in the astronomy tower. about five months after being together.
• and then reg and lily actually fucked two weeks after getting together, also in the astro tower.
• james and lily didn’t have sex together for almost a year after getting together. james is demisexual. he honestly isn’t ready yet. they made out quite a bit tho- (but they eventually did it in the girls dorm.) (stairs let him up, yada yada i have headcanons about that too)
• they have their first threesome in james’ bed at home.
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• james and lily cook together a lot! lily is not good at it. but she likes it :/ and james learned cause of his mum! he’s fantastic at it!
• lily smokes. quite a bit actually. james hates the smell and knows it’s bad for you. regulus doesn’t care for it; he just likes weed.
• all three of them are bi!!
• james is demisexual like mentioned above
• lily is aro-spec (and uses she/they)
• harry called lily “mum”, james “papa”, and regulus “dad”
• and! unpopular opinion! when harry reached hogwarts age, he’d be sorted into slytherin. he hears all the nasty things said about slytherins, and his parents all want him to be gryffindor (including reg)! but the sorting hat says he’d do well in slytherin, and he goes for it! cause he looks up to his dad and wants to avenge his slytherin honor and wants to make his dad proud to have been in slytherin!
#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#lily evans#jegulily#jily#regulily#bisexual james potter#demisexual actually#bisexual lily evans#bisexual regulus black#headcanons#marauders headcanon#she/they lily evans
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Period simulator.
Octavinelle men try it out in a mall
No pronouns specified
I'm just dying to have this crack fic idea I'm 💀
"Come on guys, don't you want to see how it feels like to be in my shoes?"
You urge them to try the Period simulator you saw in the mall.
Only God knows how you managed to bring all three of them to the mall. You don't even know if the bite mark you got from Floyd is gone from your skin.
Holy hell what if he has rabies.
Jade, well... he's pretty chill about it...?
Hell why does he look like a pole when he's just on the sidelines doing nothing.
Azul... eh he didn't protest much
"Here we are!"
You show them a booth that says "Period simulator".
"What the hell is this."
Azul, who is obviously tired of your shit.
"Why do we need to become periods..."
"HELP, NO- This is a menstruation simulator."
"A what now?"
"You get to experience what it's like bleeding from your pee wee"
"Ah./I see./Oh."
"The hell was with your reactions?! Well, whatever, you guys know I bleed right? Ugh, thanks for pointing out that one time I was inking, Azul..." You whisper the last part.
The real reason why you brought them here is for payback.
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"Hey, Y/n."
Azul taps your shoulder from behind.
You look behind you to see him, who is looking down at your lower body part "Huh?"
"You're inking"
Inking?
"Azul, I'm not an octopus, like you?"
You laugh a little bit, why would he think you inked? Did you sit down on an ink puddle? You'll clean it later then.
But you realize Azul isn't laughing along with you, just pure terror is on his face. That makes you look down on your lower part.
That day, you couldn't show your face to Azul.
On the first day of period, menstruation gave to meeee, Onnee embarrasing dayyyyyyy
You quickly went to Ramshackle to change.
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On the second day of period, mensturation gave to meeee, two painful migranes, and one embarrasing daaaaaayyyyy
"Azul, I can't help at Mostro lounge later, I'm currently in hell right now."
You come to his office.
"Huh? Can't you just stop the pain?"
He pauses.
What
On the third day of period, mensturation gave to meeee, three sleepless nights, two painful migranes, and one embarrasing daaaaayyy
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On the fourth day of period, mensturation gave to meeee, four spiking leg pains, three sleepless nights, two painful migranes, and one embarrasing daaayyyy
"Heeeeyyyy, shrimpyyyy!!!" An energetic voice calls out on you as you are having difficulties to walk.
"Hey, Floyd." Your usual greeting was not energetic.
"Azul wants you back at the lounge, so he sent me here to come get'cha." He takes your hand and leads you back to the lounge.
"Floyd, I don't feel well... And I already told Azul I'm not attending..."
You can't even protest to him.
"Bleh, you're fine!! Blood is just coming out of you!"
What
On the fifth day of period, mensturation gave to meeeee, five constant mood swings, four spiking leg pains, three sleepless nights, two painful migranes, and one embarrasinggggg daayyy.
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On the sixth day of period, mensturation gave to meeee, six pad replacements, five constant mood swings, four spiking leg pains, three sleepless nights, two painful migranes and one embarasinggggg daayyyyy.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, pls my whole body is in hell shark week is the worst." You had tears in your sides.
"Since when did you become a shark?" Floyd looks at you, bewildered. "Not to mention, you smell like blood..."
"Ah, Y/n doesn't seem fine." Jade puts his hand on his chin with a dangerous smile plastered on his face.
Oh, this guy KNOWS you're on period.
"Well, considering you had a good performance, that pain of yours isn't so bad."
"Yeah! You did more orders than me!!"
"See, I told you you can just take the pain away."
As you lie down face-planted on the sofa, you only listen to their "compliments".
Oh you needed payback.
On the seventh day of period, menstruation gave to me, seven mental breakdowns, six pad replacements, five constant mood swings, four spiking leg pains, three sleepless nights, two painful migranes and one embarasinggggg daayyyyy.
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"Alright, we have here three men trying out our period simulator!"
The woman who owns the stand shouts to gain attention.
The three of them stand in the middle of the booth, they were all pretty neutral about it, as they hold a device attached to their lower waist.
"Okay, in this test, these brave men will test how it feels like having periods, they have a device to control the level of pain the device on their lower waist has." The lady explained.
They looked at you quizzically while you had a smile on your face.
And unreadable smile.
"Alright,let's start with level 1!"
All of them turned on their simulator
"This part, nothing much happe-"
"Man, can't we get to the not boring part?!"
Floyd cuts off the booth owner.
The booth owner stares at him and scoffs, surprised by his words.
"Okay... Then we'll set it to 5?" The woman looks at you.
You look back at the woman with a blank face, and smiled slowly. And you nod. The woman also smiled.
The boys do not have a good feeling about this.
"Alright! Since one of them wants to cut to the chase, let's put it on small pain!" Then they all set it to 5.
Oh, when I tell you, you laughed so hard at their faces when they felt it.
You were fighting for your spot in heaven.
Azul's face contorted into a shocked-like face. Wide-eyed, mouth in a letter O, eyebrows knitted together, and when I tell you, his body FOLDED. He's holding his lower stomach in pain.
"OH WHAT THE HELL"
You can't even start with Floyd. Floyd's face has knitted eyebrows and he clutches his "ovary" and his mouth became an upside-down letter D.
"HAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
And then Jade. You connect to Jade on a spiritual level. His hand leans on the wall next to him as he clutches his "ovary" while his face is scrunched while he's folded in half.
"Y/N, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" You swear, you SWEAR YOU SEE TINY TEAR DROPS AT THE SIDES OF AZUL'S EYES.
"Mwheehe... You guys can stop the device if you want, I won't stop you" Your giggling got in between those words. It also came out as teasing.
"Ai... in't no way, I ain't backing down... on this!" Floyd looks constipated it's in the most comical way possible. He's clearly having a difficult time, oh well, wait till they find out it's until level 10.
Jade sighs, "This device is like breathing in and out, it's cramping you, and the next, it's loose." His other eye is opened but squinted. Woah the reliability level.
"This is only small cramps, and you guys have already folded??" You laugh. Take the L.
"THIS IS ONLY SMALL CRAMPS?!" Floyd shouts at you, he also had small tears on his sides.
"I'M CLOSING THIS, I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE" He tried to turn the device off, only to fail.
"What the..." Floyd keeps trying to turn it off.
You smirk, "That device doesn't turn off unless you've reached the 10th level." All three stare at your smug face with pure terror. But as you see their faces, your smirk grows more.
"But, as I've seen, these devices don't work like this.." Jade ponders while he is showing visible distress. His tone wavers a little bit from the pain.
"OH! Yeah! I did that, I set it to when it only reaches a certain point in the 10th level." You smile.
Azul was quiet as he crouches down to try to ease the pain.
Jade continues to lean against the wall in silence.
Floyd folds himself in half like a piece of paper.
"C'mon guys, the easier you finish this, the more you're free!" You laugh.
"This person is evil." The person who owns the booth thought as they watch everything unfold.
"C'-c'mon guys, let's finish this early..." Azul mumbles as he turns it to the 6th level. Only to shut his eyes harder and tears are more evident in Azul's eyes.
pfffff
The twins also turn it to 6, Jade was now fully sitting down against the wall. Floyd, well...
"OWWWWWW" He whines as his head moves back and then crouches too.
"SAY HI TO THE CAMERAAA!!~~" You are a menace. You move your camera near their faces.
"YOU. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS." Azul warns, but his voice wavered, which made it a not-so-scary threat.
Jade was too quiet it was concerning.
Jade, are you okay? Floyd was nearly crying.
"Okay~ Time for 7!" The thing about what you set in the device, is that you can only move the levels one by one.
Floyd made that noise where you're sobbing, but he didn't have physical tears. Jade had TEARS in his side now. Azul is even in worse condition.
They set the device to 7. While you had to help Azul set his device to 7, by pressing the button.
"AAAAAAAAA, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Azul breaks character the moment his device turned to 7.
He then throws himself on the ground, not caring how he lay there while putting his knees in his chest.
"SHRIMPY, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!" "I... I second that." "UaAAAAAAAA"
Screams of pain and terror, just from these three men and three devices.
"What have I done to you? No, YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!" They all look at you confused with a mix of anger. "Remember the last time you shamed me for having a period? Yeah, LET'S SEE HOW YOU GUYS REACT TO THE SAME PAIN I GOT FROM YOU THREE."
"Set it to 8."
Azul turns while laying on the floor. His face is RED and SWEATING. While tears are flowing down his cheeks, When I tell you, Jade is HYPERVENTILATING. "Is.. is this period getting you ready for pregnancy?!" Jade asks while he leans more towards his folded knees.
"Actually, yes." You simply answered.
"Someone... someone end this," Jade's breathy whisper was low but you were near enough to see his mouth movements to decipher what he was saying.
Floyd started to move around everywhere and roll around. You can tell he's about to start crying.
"9."
"wæÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ" "GH..." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Azul was FULL TIME SOBBING. All the tears he tried to hold back flowed out like a fountain. You think it can surpass Kalim's unique magic. Well, now he has the marketing service he wanted.
Jade was breathing HEAVILY with his mouth and nose as if he can't breathe. All of their legs were on their chest, on the floor. Except for Jade, who was sitting down.
"You're lucky you guys aren't moving much since you're currently not doing chores, homework, school, PE, and other stuff." You tell them in a scolding manner.
"Actually, there's a part of this booth that you jog while having the device turned on." The owner of the booth finally talks after a long time of watching the 3 boys suffering.
"See that? I bet you three can't even do that." Azul just shakes his head while crying in a fetal position, his eyes completely closed.
Jade tries to stand up, only to freeze and move back to the sitting position slowly.
Floyd is rolling around the floor, clearly dying inside.
10.
"May you feel the 16th circle of hell."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" "ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆAÆÆÆ" "😭😭😭" Azul was suffering so hard that he started speaking emojis.
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"I... I can't breathe..." Azul says within his gasping. All of them were sitting down in the food court near the booth, heads thrown back in the seats. All of them were a crying mess.
"Oh, if you don't know, that device was probably nothing in the real period." You bluntly say as all three heads perk up to look at you with shock.
"HOW?!" "How could you say that, Y/n?" "..."
"Well, the devices are in the outer, while periods are internal." You casually said, "Plus most of us puke when we get periods. Back pain, leg pain, breast pain, headache, mood swings..." You trail off.
By the looks of their faces, you're pretty sure they've learned their lesson not to treat you badly when you're on shark week.
#h3apy writes😊🔫💥#h3apy crack writings 😊🔫💥#crack writing#crack#twst#twisted wonderland#fluff#comedy#Azul x reader#Jade x reader#Floyd x reader#Azul#Azul Ashengrotto#Floyd#Floyd Leech#Jade#Jade Leech#fanfictions#twst fanfic
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This isn't necesarely a request, but I just feel the need to say this: I lietarly LOVE your work! Overlord Colector being one of my new absolut favorites! But I swear, everythig you write, I just eat up😭
U defenetly deserve all the praise and love! The way you dance with words just fascinates me so much!!! HDUDJJDHDJ, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT IT IN WORDS PROPALY SO IMMA JUST JDHDISHKDHDKDVDJWGKDHDJDHDHHDZKBWUDGZHEGXHGS
Just quick question tough. It may be the fact that maybe I didn't pay atention, but in Overlord Colector, what are the Cages? Are they literal bird cages or what? You mentioned they had tallons with angelic steal and all that, so can you give us a better description (and by us I mean me, cuz I'm dumb, aparently)
I hope you have an AMAZEING day/night and I'm sorry if I misspelled words😭💗
Spoilers to those that didn't read this series yet, so I suggest you go to my MASTERLIST to read {Collection of Overlords} first. Or not, your reading experience, not mine
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!! Thank you for your words!!! (my poor heart can't take these compliments) And you read my other works too!! People keep eating up my work like snacks... Hmm....
Anyways~ So, lore on Cages is basically this ask's topic. Gotcha. I've been wanting to expand on this, but didn't cause I wanted to do the whole meeting scene with the Overlords first.
First appearance of the Cages concept is in Part 2, at the beginning.
[Whispers of souls from the bodies of your provided winged creatures known as Cages flew around you.]
At first, Cages weren't a thing or that they weren't even in my mind, but it just popped up while I was writing. It's the idea of souls being around The Collector (Silver)/Reader/you that was the point, then I didn't like that they were just orbs of light. Too simple.
Then it's the idea. Something to hold the soul. What's associated with death and misery? Crows and ravens. What got me is that ravens are also linked with hunger, that's what the souls are on about, they hunger for freedom and their captor's favour to be set free (in some way). Yet they turned mindless over time.
That's a bit of thinking while I wrote this creature.
Now, Cages are named as such because they are actual cages to the soul within it. The voice behind the chantings: (below are just some examples taken from the story)
[“Sinners have been brazen.”] [“Very bold. They have stolen your land.”] [“Disrespectful. Undeserving.”] [“Lazy Overlords!”]
Their appearance is a mixture between a raven and a crow, never just one to differentiate them from the other Hell creatures. It's a uniqueness for them, and depending on the soul it houses, the appearance will take more raven or crow-like outlook.
Some permanent features of the Cages are their blood-red eyes, metal-bladed wings, metal beak and claws or talons, and black feathers. The metal parts are all angelic steel that's painted as a more natural colour to disguise it from those that would hunt it down or treat it like some Hell creatures.
These Cages are your last and successful prison for the many souls you have, I mean, Collector right? The souls you have at your disposal is not just the Overlords', that's why you call them Elites.
The idea of the Cages was to act as your eyes and ears around all of Hell. Remember the life-sized wooden figures and hollow knight armours you have? (also back in part 2) Yeah, those were your other experimented forms of prison. While both were good and acted like an unbeatable army you command, that wasn't your purpose. Especially so when you started collecting the souls of Overlords into your collection.
You took the idea from humans that were still alive and experimented with putting souls into the wooden figures first, then into armours to make them more intimidating. Finally, it was the bodies of ravens or crows.
Cages doesn't have unique abilities of their own since their purpose was to house souls you have collected and have them do your bidding. You can summon them at will, with or without notice or an outward command. Like in Part 5 where they just appeared. They are in tune to act according to your will and emotions. The words they speak is a bit of an echo to what you're conveying.
As for the possibility of someone owning those souls or your Cages? Impossible, anyone who tries to touch or capture them with said intention will have their soul forfeited to you. (like the ones in the floor in Part 2)
I think this answers what Cages are. Right?
#Circe's Nighty Writings#alastor imagine#alastor x reader#alastor x y/n#alastor x you#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor headcanons#alastor fanfiction#alastor#hazbin hotel oneshots#hazbin hotel imagines#hazbin hotel fanfiction#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel overlord#Collection of Overlords#hazbin hotel rosie#rosie hazbin hotel#overlords#hazbin#zestial#carmilla hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel zestial#carmilla carmine#hazbin hotel carmilla#carmilla x reader#hazbin carmilla#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel vees
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Watching Agatha All Along Death's Hand in Mine
Agatha All Along episode 7 spoilers
Agatha pausing between saying ex and best friend when talking about what she was to Wanda👀
Oh my God I can't be the only one that sees like sadness or emotion that flashes in her eyes when he says that Wanda isn't his mom 😭 because she saw just a much Wanda was willing to go to protect her kids and damn
"Hey you want straight answers ask straight lady."😭😂
"The road is a fickle mistress."
Omg the way her expression changes when he says he wonders if she's ever been on the road 😭 like she is remembering what she lost? (Thinking of the head canon where she unknowingly sacrificed her son for power, maybe bringing him with her only to lose him?)
The way Agatha said that the wicked witch was based off of her is so funny and especially her face when Billy says to prove it
Billy: "The horse drawn carri-"
Agatha unimpressed: "Chariot?"
Billy hurrying to fix his mistake: "iot." 😭
The way he said the Sphinx' represent her mysteriousness
WHAT SHE'S BEING TRUTHFUL 👀👀👀
Oh my god she almost killed him with the sword flying 😭😂
Oh my god the ceiling is closing in👀
The way Lila is wondering where they're going and now Jen is like I was literally following you bitch Idk where we're supposed to go
Oh my god I'm sobbing
"how long has it been?"
"centuries"
"eh, long time for you." 😭
Oh my god the way Lila travels through time😭
I feel like the older lady is familiar but I can't place her
Wait what subway station
I wonder if Lila has a family curse too 👀
Oh damn, she experienced her life out of sequence 😭😭😭 that would be so scary
"We are not cool teenager."
"damn using his full name."😭😂
OH MY GOD BILLY IS READING HER MIND😭
"Aren't you furious?"
"I mean always but collectively we've moved on."
The way Lila decides to trust Jen and then proceeds to instead panic over their outfits 😭😂
Awwwwww the way she wanted to protect him by giving him time😭
Lila doing her little stop stop stop dance is me anytime I have a panic attack/PTSD flashback
OH MY GOD IT'S TEEN'S BOOK
Ngl I too would want to put the power away if all I could see was death
I love his little Queer joke😭😂
The way Agatha kept trying to influence what Billy asks😂
Aw my boy doesn't know if he is William or Billy😭
Aw I'm sobbing the way Lila saw how her whole coven would die and she couldn't stop it
Awwwwww the way Lila realizes she's gonna die by falling and decides to use her remaining time to save her new coven because she loves them😭
OH MY GOD THE SEVEN👀
Ngl I kinda dig their vibes
I'm sobbing the way Lila calls Jen her sister in the craft with such emotion
Oh my god I'm bawling
I think she's gonna sacrifice herself because that's the way to save her coven😭😭😭
The way Agatha represents three of swords and that scene has me sobbing
Rio😭😭😭😭
Oh my god the way Rio has arrived to collect Lila AHHHHHHHHHHHH
And the way Agatha shoves the card down on the table, I think Lila knows that Agatha knows
"What can I say, I like the bad boys."😭😂
Oh my god the way she wants them all and gifts Billy back his book😭
"I loved being a witch."
FUCK NO😭
The way she turned the cards so that they would all be impaled 😭 I have chills
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GETTING FLASHBACKS TO BLACK WIDOW'S DEATH
Awwwwwwww the way Lila starts her journey again 😭 there's something kinda nice about it showing us how life always starts anew 😭
Soooooooo I'm sobbing and this episode was one of my favorites I think, because it was beautifully done.
#thesevenwondersofawitch#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#agatha harkness x wanda maximoff#agatha spoilers#billy maximoff#teen agatha all along#Lila Agatha All Along#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agatha x wanda#rio x agatha#Agatha All Along death#rio is death#marvel death#marvel
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Lunter Beauty and the Beast AU; except: Luz is the Beast; Hunter is Belle and Phillip doubles as Gaston and Belle's father.
*Luz looks like her titan form, but her face is more beastly*
The rain starts pouring when Hunter finally lays eyes on his titan beast from the bottom of the stairs. He is so happy to see her again, but happiness is so fragile when people are cruel.
"LUZ!" Hunter screams in warning, fear in his whole being at what his eyes see before him. Luz the titan beast gets distracted by Hunter. Happy to see him. "You came back!" She calls down to him from the stairs of the crumbling old tower.
Unknown, from behind his uncle comes at her with a knife. A knife he stabs quickly into her back. She screams and howls in pain at the cool sharp blade. Hunter screams with her. As if he's getting stabbed too. Their connection so deep he feels her pain. Rain beats down harder on the ground. Beating like the sounds of drums. A flash of lighting so close makes everything light up for a few seconds. He sees the cruel look on his uncles face.
"This is what comes from loving monsters Hunter, but don't worry this time I'll save you from her. I wont fail you like I failed my brother Caleb."
"Leave her alone!", screams Hunter.
Belos pulls the knife out of Luz's back. Bits of her clothes, titian fur, and blood clinging to the knife as he pull the knife out. Than quicker than you can see plunges it again into her other shoulder.
"Stop it!" Hunter screams. It echoing around the condemned parts of the castle.
Luz's titan face hisses in pain, whines coming out of her mouth. Belos grabs Luz by a horn on her head. Holding her up so he can put the bloody knife to her throat.
"Come with me now Hunter and I promise to make her death painless."
"N-no please Uncle," Hunter begs.
"Now Hunter! I wont ask again." Belos hisses cold and cruel. The sky lights up again, causing his unles face to appear monster like and cruel. He looks less like a man and more of a monster.
Hunter goes to his knees pleading and begging, "Please Uncle, don't!"
"Pathetic," Belos speaks coldly. "You'd beg on your hands a knees for this beast?!"
At that, the titan beast has come back into Luz. She is tired of this poor excuse of life treating Hunter this way. Her eyes open wide and her pupils go slit like in anger.
As if some powerful strength has sparked deep inside to help ignore the pain. Luz growls, angry and determined. "Leave him alone!" She than sinks her sharp titan teeth into his wrist. Breaking through the skin and muscle. Belos( on the consequence of being just a mortal man) yells out in pain, dropping his only weapon, his knife. It falls down into the darkness. Luz than using the last of her strength judo flips his weight over her back, than completely off of her and lets him go. Belos realizes whats happening too late. Luz using his weight to flip him out the window of the tower, and letting gravity do the rest. The last thing Belos hears on this earth is the titan saying, "I am not a beast!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Belos yell echos outside in the rain as he falls to his death. His body becoming smaller and smaller, till he disappears into the deep darkness. Never to be seen or heard from a again.
Luz stares at his form out the window. Breathing heavily. Hunter stares at her in shcok. Luz's titian eyes turn down to meet his. They hold eye contact for a few seconds. Than Luz eyes roll back into her head and she faints to the cold ground of the tower. This causes Hunter cry out in fear and finally move. 'No, no please.' Hunter thinks.
Hunter runs up the wet stone steps. Almost slipping several times. After what feels like a million years, he's at the top of the tower.
Luz is on her back, blood slowly pooling on the wet cold stone. He can already smell the blood, even as the rain drops mix into it. Turning the cruel red lighter mixed with the water. Hunter goes to her and kneels by her side. The blood staining him, yet he doesn't care. He only cares for her.
"Luz? Luz!" He carefully lifts her head onto his lap. Running his hands over her fur cheeks. She's breathing heavily. She opens her eyes a little to look up at him. Its a struggle for her to keep them open.
Hunter tries to smile at her in comfort. But its a wobbly smile. Tears mixed with rain drip down his face. "Luz!"
"H-Hunter, you came back?" Luz smiles weakly up at him.
"Of course I did! I-I promised didn't I." Hunter
Luz leans into his touch. His hands cradle her. "At least I got to see you one last time." She says that faintly, as if shes loosing the energy to speak.
"Don't say that! P-please don't say that. Just hang on!"
Why are words so hard? Hunter has so much more to say, but the words wont come. They stay stuck inside, just like everything else. He is powerless. Just like every other moment of Hunter's life. He couldn't save his parents, and now he can't save Luz. She's dying!
At that Hunter leans closer to her body blocking the rain from dripping down onto her. The iron smell of blood mixed with earthy wet rain is stronger. Gentle as can be, he leans his forhead against hers. At the touch her eyes open to stare at him. Her eyes are filled with pain but also love.
Luz than sighs, her eyes close. She stops breathing. She. Stops. Breathing.
Hunter feels as if he has gone deaf. He can't hear anything, except a long unstopping high pitch faint sound in his ears. The kind you get when your eardrumbs have popped. Hunter doesn't feel the raindrops falling on him anymore. Or smell anything. He's gone numb. The only thing he sees is his Luz. The only thing is Luz. Faintly without realizing it he says, "I love you." Its a desperate, at the brink of breaking completely confession.
******
Unknow to Hunter, Luz's yellow rose in its glass home loses its last petal. Just as Hunter says I love you the petal falls. Its falls among the other petals. Than with in the petals start glowing. A bright light. It is not the end. In fact the curse has broken.
*******
As Hunter tells Luz I love you. A bright glowing light starts to shine in her chest. It slowly grows bigger and bigger. Eventually Hunter starts to notice the light. He backs away from Luz in shock. The light sparkles and shines. Like millions of little stars hugging the she beasts form. Soon the light spreads and completely covers her.
*and that's all I have for now for this. Like literally that's all I could think of. Maybe later I can change it. But right now I'm just too frustrated with it. I'm just going to post it as is for now. Sorry*
#the owl house#lunter#huntceda#luz x hunter#goldenlight#goldenluz#hunter x luz#beauty and the beast au#my writing
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Paralive 5th Anniversary Art
Now that I've woken up I've finally gotten around to look at the vid for the 5th anniversary (even though I was awake when it premiered (I thought it was gonna be a full livestream okay?)). So I also decided to post my thoughts about it on here which is mostly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(P.S. The screenshots I have may look quite shit since they were taken on my phone (on the highest quality but still))
1. GokuLuck
I just needed to take a screenshot with all of them because they all look so good. My personal favourites are Kenta and Shion of course (I also just realised that Kenta is wearing really baggy pants (or so it seems)).
Also Yuto/Hancho 👀
2. 1Nm8
I LOVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH. Rokuta's outfit is so cute (as always) and as expected Kei is giving futuristic Jesus (I still need to research the bible).
3. VISTY
MY ENBY CHILD AND MY SON/DAUGHTER EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY LOOK SO CUTE. Everyone here looks so good though (their colour scheme is everything).
4. AMPRULE (it's actually just Dongha)
MY DAUGHTERRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE LOOKS SO GOOD (AND CUTE). She almost looks like some sort of army general or smth (which does suit her).
I also included a cropped version of her full outfit here:
5. 悪漢奴等
I knew even before I saw this full image that Reo and Hokusai were gonna kill me. I thought that the official art where Hokusai had his arms exposed was bad enough...NOPE (can't wait to show my friends this image when I officially get them into paralive 'cause goddamn). Also MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. HE LOOKS SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6. cozmez
Needed to include my bitch Kanata first because he's so pretty (plus this photo is higher quality)
This is also peak trans masc fashion (now that I think about it I don't think I've seen them wear such baggy clothes before).
7. The Cat's Whiskers
And here's my main bitch Ryuu who always deserves to be in 4k (even though the quality is ass). I also wanted to get a close up of my son/future son-in-law Shiki but it didn't look as good as the full image (imo).
Now THIS is absolute perfection. My son/son-in-law looks amazing (so does the lighting). Even the rainbow in the bottom left corner is perfection...
Also Yohei you slu-
8. B△E
I just needed to put Anne first because goddamn they're beautiful.
I'm not even a bae stan but why do their outfits always look so good?? (At least most of the time imo)
I didn't include Buraikan because I didn't have much to say about them, but whoever made all these really outdid the anniversary art for this year. I'm definitely gonna save/look at some of the individual photos if I can find them later.
#I really started today screaming...wow#I also still need to fully catch up with the latest voice drama lol#it's okay I'll do it today (hopefully)#paradox live#paralive#gokuluck#1nm8#visty#amprule#yeon dongha#dongha yeon#akanyatsura#akyr#cozmez#the cat's whiskers#tcw#bae#thoughts#rambles#kia's posts#kia's thoughts#paralive 5th anniversary
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The Fallen Star ✨ Wish Reimaigned
Chapter 2 - The sorcerer
Tw: minor injury, flashing light in a gif, panic attack below the red “boom” (check the comments for a summary of what happens)
Chapter 1
Asha made her way over to the teens. She would inform them of her Sleepy/spindle idea at once.
“I’m sure the Royal Healers will find a way to help your Saba,” Dahlia was telling Hal sympathetically.
“..yeah,” Hal murmurs. She seems to remember herself and puts on a smile. “Yeah, he’ll be okay! My Saba is a fighter!”
“That’s the spirit,” Safi grins.
“Dario!” Hal exclaims, momentarily forgetting her plight. She runs up to a lanky teen and hugs him tight.
Dario grins and signs something with his one free hand.
“Oh, sorry!”
Hal steps back and Dario signs, Sorry I couldn’t make it! Gabo was busy training and I didn’t want to leave him alone.
“My abuela’s always like, gotta work to protect the royal couple,” a voice from below grumbles.
“Gabo! Glad you could make it,” Hal smiles.
“Hey, Hal.” Gabo crosses his arms. “Like, they’re infinitely powerful! Amaya knows potion magic! And there’s nothing Magnus wouldn’t do to protect his wife— even his daughter! For some reason…”
“Ahem.”
Gabo freezes at the towering figure above him. Asha glares down at the short peasant, nostrils flared. “Ah, Grumpy. I’m surprised no one has trampled you yet.”
“I’d offer you the chance to do it yourself but Your Royal Highness wouldn’t want to dirty her shoes with the peasants, would she?” Gabo snarks.
Asha crosses her arms. “You’re the grandson of the captain of the guard. Unlike your gaggle of friends, you’re not a peasant.”
Gabo huffs. “Thanks for the insult, Highness.”
“Gabo,” Bazeema hisses.
Gabo shrinks. “Sorry, Bazeema.” He glances up. “Sorry, Your Highness.”
Asha rolls her eyes. How sincere. “Anyways. You look sad, Happy. Which is ironic, considering you are usually very… loud. This is a nice change. But Magnus has his reasons. Sorry.” She turns to Sleepy. “Besides, I have the perfect idea to keep you awake.”
“Huh?” Simon yawns and turns to Asha.
The princess taps her foot. “Well,” she says addressing Simon, “it’s this magical spindle that pricks you whenever you start feeling sleepy! It’ll keep you awake! I know, I know. Amazing. What can I say except ‘you’re welcome!’” she smiles.
Dario signs something that has the other teens snickering, giving Asha an innocent look when she glares at him.
Gabo snorts. “Thanks for the ‘advice,’” surrounding the last word with quotation marks, “but we really don’t want any more royal decisions that ultimately end up helping us none.”
“Gabo,” Dahlia says cautiously.
“My— Magnus has reasons for what he does,” Asha says.
“Hal’s Saba is sick!” Gabo exclaims. “What reason does he have?”
“Gabo,” Dahlia warns.
“Watch your tone,” Asha says sharply.
“Why should I listen to you?” Gabo rolls his eyes. “You didn’t do anything to deserve being the princess—"
“Gabo! That’s enough!” Dahlia says firmly.
“What? She’s not even their daughter! All she did was have a “boo-hoo, I’m so sad” childhood and now she thinks she gets to dictate people’s lives—"
“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Asha snaps. “I am your princess and you will respect me or so help me I will ban you from Rosas forever and you’ll never see your friends again!” She growls.
Asha exhales and runs a hand through her hair “Take him away.”
The guards hesitantly herd the teens off as Asha storms past them into the castle, Valentino scrambling to follow her.
She tried to help them, and this was the thanks she got?
“They’re so infuriating!” Asha shouts, slamming her door. She yells and grabs her vanity chair and throws it across the room, only for a magical blue net to catch it and gently return it to its place. A note pops onto the chair.
Asha groans and flops onto her bed, grabbing her pillow and screaming into it.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Valentino bleats and nudges Asha with his horns. Asha rolls over and pets his fluffy head. “Thanks, Val. I just… I know I’m not magic like Magnus. But I’m going to be. Soon. Just a couple more months until I’m eighteen. Then I’ll show them.”
Valentino tilts his head.
“I’ve tried Amaya’s “make friends” idea,” Asha deadpans. “It didn’t work.”
"Behhhh."
“What do you mean? Of course I tried!” Asha exclaims. “I was as nice as I could be!”
"Behhhhhhh."
There’s a knock on the door, the knock Anna did on Elsa’s door.
Dun dun dun dun dun
“Asha?"
“Come in,” Asha mumbles into her pillow.
Magnus steps inside. Valentino jumps up and bleats happily. The king grins and pets the goat’s head.
“Hey, Mags,” Asha says imperceptibly.
“Are you alright?” Magnus asks softly. “I saw you running off after the meeting.”
“I’m fine. Your roses come with a bunch of thorns, that’s all. You should prune the lot of them.”
Magnus sits by Asha’s bed. “Want to tell me what happened?”
Asha rolls her eyes and sits up. “Just… people are stupid.”
“Which people in particular?”
“Grumpy,” Asha mutters. “Him and his stupid friends.”
“The group of friends you were interested in joining?”
“What? No!” Asha exclaims. “Why would I want to join them? They insulted me! Well, he did, at least. Stupid little rose,” she grumbles.
“Grumpy… grumpy grumpy— ah! Little rose,” Magnus nods. “Was it Gabo Noceda?”
“Yes, it was Grumpy Whatever-The-Crap-His-Name-Is.” Asha crosses her arms.
“What did he say?” Magnus asks.
“Nothing. I’m fine. Just some bull about how I’m not really your daughter and I can’t do magic like you,” Asha mumbles.
Magnus purses his lips. “I see. I shall inform Captain Noceda of this as soon as possible.”
“Don’t. It’s fine,” Asha says. “I’m turning eighteen in a couple months. You can just grant my wish then.”
Magnus raises an eyebrow. “So you want to talk about this now?”
“Talk— talk about what?”
Magnus smiles. “One: Asha, you are my daughter, and you are Amaya’s daughter. We love you, you are part of our family, and you will always be loved. Okay?”
Asha looks uncomfortable.
“And two: we’ve been over this. You can tell me your wish, Asha. I promise I won’t judge,” Magnus says earnestly.
“I told you. I want to be a sorceress,” Asha says simply.
Magnus smiles softly. “Come with me, yeah?”
“I really don’t think—"
Magnus was already out of the room. Asha groans and contemplates throwing something again. Maybe out the balcony. Maybe it would land on Grumpy’s head. Oops.
She decides to follow Magnus instead. Valentino trots alongside her as they walk to his study, where Magnus waves a hand and the crystal doors open to the wish room.
Asha closes her eyes and basks in the glow of the wishes. “They’re… everything.”
“They are,” Magnus agrees. “They are the true essence of a person. A part of their heart. The very best part. As long as they stay here, they are protected. And they remain safe. When you turn eighteen, Asha, your wish will join them.”
He floats the wishes down, admiring them softly. “When that happens, I’d rather know your wish already than find it out on my own.”
“Mags, stop prying, okay?” Asha crosses her arms. “I told you. My wish is—"
“That may be a wish, but I only guard one’s true wish,” Magnus interrupts. “I can feel them, Asha. A sorcerer knows.”
“And when I’m a sorcerer, I’ll know too,” Asha retorts.
Magnus massages his temples. Teenagers.
How am I supposed to get through to her? I just wish—
Ah.
“Would it help if I told you my true wish?” Magnus offers.
Asha’s eyes dart to him. “What?”
“My wish,” Magnus clarifies. “I don’t think I’ve ever shown you it.”
“N-no,” Asha stammers, “you haven’t.”
Magnus grins. “Five years in our family and I’ve never once showed you? We must fix that!” His eyes are sparkling.
Asha winces, then walks up to Magnus, where he’s floating down the wishes. Music starts playing.
🎵 A Wish Worth Making 🫧
Magnus
Asha
The wish of someone like me
Magnus smiles at Asha as the room fades to a dark greyish
Someone whose hopes were in despair
Wind picks up and shows Asha’s sketchbook flipping, Magnus’ magic swirling and dancing onto the paper
After the smoke and screams
We see a sketched young Magnus (created from his magic, she didn’t actually draw this) look around the rubble
After the dust cleared from the air
He’s hugging Young Asha
I made a wish, with my whole heart
Holding her close, she’s sleeping and his hand is cradling her head, Amaya is sitting next to him
To never see yours breaking
Looking up at the Stars, seeing a small one peeking out from behind the clouds
That was my wish worth making
Yeah, everybody dreams
Real life Magnus, wishes dancing around him, the drawings fly off the paper to see Magnus and Young Asha studying books together
To be something, someday, somewhere
Even kings and queens
Daydream to be free from their royal chairs
I see a dream that’s got your heart
Clasping Asha’s hands
It’s not magic you want to be reaping
So tell me. What’s really your dream worth dreaming?
Asha pulls her hands away and turns off
I started as a wildling
Page flips back to drawings, Younger!Asha playing in the Hamlet
Playin' in the sun
Then that night came and crushed my dreams
A shooting Star flying into her house
I told them that the day would come
Young!Asha sobbing over Sakina and Tómas’ bodies
So I must wait my time
Young Asha with Magnus now, seeing a magic book labeled “Bringing Your Ohana Back”
You tell me, "Be nice, play fair"
Jumping off the pages again
But if I want to bring back mine, yeah
Real life Asha singing
I can’t be close to you, I have to prepare
Turns back to Magnus
'Cause I feel it in my heart
There's no way you're not sowing
A new dream that I have to stop growin'
My wish is to not be apart
Singing over the light drawings as the room starts fading in again
But that means your heart breaking
Looking fondly at the light doodle of Magnus going back to being just ink
I can’t tell you my wish worth making… 🎵
Asha sighs, then turns back to Magnus. “I told you. I want to be a sorcerer. Just like you.”
She gives him her best Princess Smile™️. Luckily, Magnus seems to buy it.
“Fine. I’m letting you off the hook for now!” Magnus smirks. “But I’m getting it out of you somehow. Maybe during the Wishing Festival?”
Asha freezes.
“Will you be joining us this year?” Magnus asks softly.
Asha doesn’t respond.
“Asha?”
“Thanks for the talk, Mag. I’ll be in my room.”
Asha walks out of the room without a second glance.
✦ . ⁺ . ✦ . ⁺ . ✦
Asha doesn't head to her room.
No, while in the wish room, Asha had a different idea on how to make Grumpy eat his words.
Magic.
Now, Asha wasn't magic. She didn't study the textbooks during those years growing up. But she knew which books taught you magic.
Including the special books that Magnus kept locked up in the cellar. His secret cellar. The one thing that remained untouched by the Stars that destroyed the previous kingdom.
Rosas was built on its foundations. Literally and figuratively. Magnus used a spellbook from the cellar to create the barrier around Rosas that kept Stars out. Surely Asha could use that spellbook to give herself magic a bit prematurely.
"This isn't to prove anything," Asha explains to Valentino. "This is just for me to get to my goal faster. Seeing Grumpy's happiness get crushed is just a bonus."
Valentino gave her a look.
"Come on, fluffy. Surely you'll want to know what they're like," Asha reasons.
“Baaaaaa.”
"Agreed. Let's hurry," Asha says.
She ducks under her adoptive father’s desk as he walks past, murmuring something about protection. She waits until he leaves, then crawls out and heads towards a lever on the wall.
Magnus had told her that was the one thing off-limits in his office. To never touch or pull it. He made her promise.
Asha pulls the lever. There's a shift, and then a click. The spiral pattern on the stone floor starts to move, and Asha watches as it opens up to a staircase, candles lighting them up like this ⬇️
"Here we go," Asha murmurs. "Come on, baby."
Valentino shakes his head. “Behhhhhh!”
“Okay. Wait here. I’ll be back in a few minutes,” Asha promises. “You be my lookout, okay?”
“Behhhhhhh!” Valentino bleats worriedly. (You’re right Anny, this is peak dialogue)
Asha kisses his forehead and descends down the stairs. The flames cast eerie shadows on the walls.
Asha shudders and presses on.
At the bottom of the staircase is a hallway, prison cells lining the walls. At the end is a door that leads to a large library. In the center of the room, on a pedestal covered in a glass case, lies the spellbook.
It’s old and leather bound, with an orobourus wrapping around two eyes (a sparkle shape and an oval). Five points stick out of the snake, forming the shape of…
A Star.
It’s… not what Asha remembered.
Asha studies the glass cover. There’s swirly designs of… dragonflies? Curiously, she reaches out, her finger brushing the glass.
There’s a zap, and the insects burst out of the glass.
Asha shrieks and starts swatting at the bugs diving at her. A sudden, sharp pain bites her hands.
THOSE WERE DEFINITELY NOT DRAGONFLIES!
Asha spews out curses as more red-hot needles stab into her skin, running around to avoid being stung.
Avispones!
Asha rips off her sash and slips off her outer dress, running from the hornets as she ties the end into a knot. She jumps around, catching bugs in her makeshift net.
Her hands and arms are covered in stings by the end of it. Asha covers her mouth and screams. What did she do to deserve this?
“Life is so unfair,” Asha mutters as she yanks off the glass cover and flips open the book. “Fire magic… rules of a genie… how to turn your household items into your servants?” Asha peers through the pages. “I’m not even going to ask.”
Finally. Asha stops on a page with moons and stars. “How to gain magic quickly and easily,” Asha reads. “‘Simply tear out this page and use it as a sorcerer’s hat. Then, harness the magic inside.’ Kind of vague.”
The page was still intact. Figured someone as powerful as Magnus wouldn’t need the assistance.
Asha tears out the page and curls it into a cone, placing it on top of her head. Immediately, the hat starts glowing and pulsing blue. A burst of magic explodes out of Asha’s fingertip and hits a broom leaning against the shelf.
Asha covers her mouth as the broom sprouts arms and starts sweeping.
“Ohmigosh. It works,” Asha breathes. “It works! It works!”
She does a little happy dance. “Take that! Boom, baby! Although I will have to find a way to pretty you up,” she says to the hat. “You’re sort of ugly right n— hey, watch it!”
The broom nearly ramms into her leg. Asha loses her balance, and another burst of magic shoots out of her hands. It ricochets around the room, and Asha yelps and ducks.
It shoots into the makeshift net housing the hornets, and Asha swears as she scrambles up and runs from the now free hornets.
“Get away! Stop it! Go away!” Asha shrieks as she runs, blasting more magic at the devils chasing her.
The broom kept on knocking things off shelves. More bouncing magic blasts crashed around the room as Asha kept missing her attackers.
That’s when one of Asha’s magic blasts hits the spellbook.
Even the hornets freeze.
Asha holds her breath.
…
…
…
BOOM!
Asha is thrown back. She cries out as her back crashes into the shelf.
She lands on shattered glass, the shards digging into her skin. Red fills her vision.
Red.
Fire.
Smoke.
Asha can’t breathe.
She can’t move.
She gasps for air. She’s running.
Run. Run where?
Up. Up is the way the Stars go.
No Stars.
Her vision blurs.
She’s running somewhere. She sees Stars.
No, those are statues.
Star?
Painting. Get it together.
The walls are crushing in. The walls are falling. Falling onto her.
She collapses somewhere. There’s something soft. It will suffocate her. Asha crashes against the floor, clutching her throat.
Her hands are burning now. She couldn’t care less.
She can’t breathe. There’s a ringing in her ears.
Suddenly, something suffocates her.
Heavy, heavy weight. Asha chokes.
The something is pulled off her, onto her legs.
There's a new weight over her legs. An anchor.
Her hand moves on its own. Soft, something soft. But not bad soft.
Asha gasps in, and she can breathe. She drinks up the air greedily, trying to get as much oxygen as possible.
There's a soft bleat.
Fluffy. Asha is petting something fluffy.
Slowly, she regains awareness of her surroundings. She’s in her room. She’s against her bed.
She’s safe.
“Behhhhhh,” Valentino bleats.
Asha gasps in another breath. She inhales deeply, then lets it out.
Valentino had pulled down her blanket and laid his head on her legs. He was her anchor, her air.
Asha takes in another shaky breath.
"Thank you, baby," she whispers.
Valentino nuzzles his head against her leg.
They stay like that for a while.
Chapter 3
Author’s notes
Idk how I feel about this one??? Feels a bit fast but oh well. This is the inciting incident, like how movie!Asha’s was her interview with Magnifico.
Ajskahdkajskjas this is not really paced out like @annymation’s KOW fic (go check it out! It’s finished, it’s beautiful, it’s a homage to Disney’s 100th!) but oh well. I’m being stabbed in the stomach by cramps so I’ll edit it later.
The first three or four chapters will come out quick because I’ve already written the majority of them (to plot the temporality paused comic), so after that expect a bit of a delay.
As you can probably tell, I took a lot of inspiration from Puss’s panic attack from The Last Wish. As someone with frequent panic attacks, I really really appreciate how they showed the muffled surroundings, the “can’t catch your breath” feeling, and the helplessness. Valentino in the movie could’ve been nonexistent and it pretty much would’ve played out the same. TFS!Val, however… he’s a therapy animal for Asha. That weight, grounding you but still allowing you to finish your panicked thoughts… for me personally I don’t like “focusing on the moment” because the moment is usually terrible. My dog resting on my legs gives me something to come back to, like an anchor.
Love you Teddy Bear <3
I want to point out something. Yes, you do forget your wish once you give it to Magnus for safekeeping. But Magnus remembers them. He keeps them safe. Plus, he’s “powerful enough that no Star can influence him”
Yeah. If anyone has any comments about how I write Asha’s panic attack, please please let me know! Her PTSD is something that’s integral to the story’s plot, so I would really appreciate some feedback. I drew from my own experiences, but of course this does not apply to everyone and if there’s a way you feel I can improve, I promise I will not be offended.
Thanks for reading! <3
#the fallen star au#disney wish#wish 2023#asha x star#star x asha#human star#starsha#princess asha#asha#the fallen star fic#Spotify
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ARII HII
I cannot for the love of god stand the satoru cheating allegations 😭😭😭
Some brain dead redditors are so annoyingg omgg they keep bashing our perfect lil boy toru like they keep forcing him to be some sort of a heartless cheater who cheats continuously and hops from woman to woman??
They keep using this one gege interview as evidence to back up their brainless claims where gege said that “satoru wears his glasses when he goes out to see/pick up women”
AND IM LIKE??? Okay is that the only thing you have to backup all your bs (it’s other idiotic crap too) 🤦♀️
Like Gege might’ve said that to troll the gojo fans, or even if let’s say that statement is true it can be interpreted as him having like short-lived relief from his title as the strongest like maybe a one night stand but he would feel really shitty afterwards BECAUSE HE CRAVES GENUINE RELATIONSHIPS AND CONNECTIONS NOT HOOKING UP AND FLINGS 🤦♀️
It’s written everywhere in the manga that he needs to be understood and not some temporary relief by hooking up which is not something he cares for so idk why gege said that (the sunglasses woman thing) it doesn’t align with his character ☹️
ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THE MISTRANSLATION LINE 😭💀💔
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the cheater gojo allegations……. my old friend……………….. (<- said with exhaustion)
to be clear !!!! i have nothing against anyone who likes cheater!gojo, it just . isn’t for me/doesn’t align with the way i see him!!! :’3 realistically i don’t think it’d be easy for gojo to be in a committed relationship, but that’s because he’s bad with intimacy/sincerity, NOT because he would cheat on his partner. it just seems silly to me!!!! gojo is a good guy at the end of the day, the worst he’ll do is ghost you 😭 and even then it’ll be with both your best interests at heart, yk? he isn’t cruel.
… i will also add that . ace!gojo is real to me lmao so i just don’t see him . liking sex that much 💀 definitely not enough to cheat, anyway. so this take just… isn’t for me in a Lot of ways </3 i don’t think he’s the type to hook up with people at all because sex is something that demands a level of intimacy. one that i frankly don’t think gojo is comfortable giving. idk virgin!gojo is canon to me i can’t lie to you anon…
BUT. in regards to the akutami thing!!!! i think the jjk fandom is absolutely awful when it comes to spreading misinformation/bad translations 😭😭 and this little tidbit is a common example!!!! the interview that you’re referencing is this:
this translation is by @/soukatsu_ on twt!!! i highly recommend checking them out because their translations are always very accurate and thoughtful :3 i’d also recommend reading this, where they explain this q&a answer in particular!! but tldr: this answer is foreshadowing for the hidden inventory arc, where satoru meets riko (and is wearing glasses). it doesn’t have any bearing on his actual character and his ”tendencies to pick up girls” or whatever 😭
and even assuming it isn’t foreshadowing, akutami is literally just saying that gojo might wear shades when meeting a girl. meaning — he wears his glasses when he wants to make a good impression/connect with someone!! again, it literally does nothing to imply that gojo meets girls often, or that he’d cheat on them, and etc. there’s no actual evidence for that take in the manga. people are free to make what interpretations they want obviously!! but. yeah. not for me <33
#i will defend akutami to the ends of the earth btw#i’m his whiteknight idc#i’m tired of people acting like he’s ’ruining’ gojo’s character based on… mistranslations 💀#<- NOT DIRECTED AT YOU ANON!!! it’s just smth that bugs me in general lmao#but yeah. follow soukatsu_ on twt!!! they’re so good!!!!!!#and ty for the interesting ask 🫂#ask tag ✩
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⭐️ TOP 10 READS ⭐️
I wasn't really dabbling with the book community when I picked up reading again in September 2023 but now in January 2024, I've read 32 books (not a lot but I'm picking up speed finally!) and here are my TOP 10 reads so far on my reading journey 💘📚
Starting at #10...
#10: ICEBREAKER | Hannah Grace
This was one of the first books I read. It was also my first sports romance. I didn't think hockey would be it for me but WOWZA did Nate Hawkins change me. His and Stassie's relationship was a quick one that took my breath away. The spice? You wouldn't have convinced me of the fllth in this book when I picked it up. Honestly, the pages moaned when I opened them. Such a good read! Highly recommend. I'm currently reading WILDFIRE (Russ and Aurora's story) and cannot WAIT for Henry's book! He was my favorite side character 💘
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
#9: SECRETLY YOURS | Tessa Bailey
Secretly Yours was my introduction to Tessa Bailey who has honestly become one of my top 5 authors. I love her writing style. A third person typically isn't my cup of tea, but Tessa can change you. This was a great take on a little grumpy x mega sunshine action. Julian Vos is a sucker for his girl and secretly a little freak too. Absolutely loved this! Also, I loved the secret admirer letters back and forth. So good.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️
#8: Unfortunately Yours | Tessa Bailey
This is the second book after Secretly Yours. This follows Julian's sister, Natalie, and August Cates. We meet both of these people in Secretly Yours. There's nothing I love more than a marriage of convenience trope with a little splash of enemies to lovers, but knowing that the MMC has fallen in love first. August Cates? He is a WHOLE MAN. An ex-Marine who is set to keep his late best friend's vineyard dreams alive, his and Natalie's explosive relationship is a succulent read... And in the bedroom? Well, let's just say. He makes it fit. 🔥
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
#7: ADDICTED TO YOU | Krista & Becca Ritchie
The first book in the Calloway Sisters series follows two very complicated people, Loren Hale and Lily Calloway. Best friends since childhood who both face terrible addictions (Loren is an alcoholic and Lily is a sex addict), they've been playing their families for years that they've been together. They do this so they can help others hide their addictions. But when everything blows up and each realizes the other does have a problem, everything goes south. This book had me in tears. It is emotionally tragic and I adore LiLo SO much. I've read Ricochet and am going to start the 3rd book either this month or in February... Also, you may just fall in love with Connor Cobalt. I said what I said 💗
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
#6: FLAWLESS | Elsie Silver
When in doubt, remember what Big & Rich said. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. If you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy. My first cowboy romance ever and I was hooked from the very first page. We meet Rhett Eaton, a playboy bull rider with a hatred for milk unlike no other. He needs his reputation fixed and handled. Enter Summer. The most sunshiney person you'd ever meet gives this bull rider a run for his money. And the sex? Oh wowza. It's so good.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
#5: A COURT OF THORNS & ROSES | SJM
My introduction to ACOTAR started off strong. I adored Tamlin (if you know, you know) we follow Feyre Archeron and her journey. I can't say much except you need to read this. It is one of the best series I've ever read, which is why my next 4 are ACOTAR too.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️
#4: A COURT OF MIST & FURY | SJM
ahhhhhhHHHHHH. I CRIED LIKE A BABY. RHYS?? Rhys is my husband. I can't help it.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
#3: A COURT OF WINGS & RUIN | SJM
I cried even harder reading this one. Again, I can't spoil it.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
#2: A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES | SJM
This is by far my FAVORITE. I am a Nesta girly. Deep down, out of all the Archeron sisters, I relate to Nesta the most. And Cassian is my favorite bat boy... Gah lay. I cannot wait for Azriel's book.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
#1: HAUNTING ADELINE | H.D. CARLTON
My number one book... Is Haunting Adeline. I don't want to hear any negativity. This book changed me. I've got so many book boyfriends, but Zade Meadows beats them all. He is unstoppable. This book had me screaming at the top of my lungs and had me fighting for air. Zade had me questioning everything about myself. He is the dark boyfriend for me. I have Hunting Adeline and desperately want to read, but was trying to get through some of my TBR. I started it and cried by the third chapter so I had to put it down because I just KNOW Hunting will wreck me.
RATING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ | SPICE: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
#icebreaker#nate hawkins#haunting adeline#zade meadows#a court of thorns and roses#a court of mist and fury#a court of wings and ruin#a court of silver flames#sarah j maas#sjm universe#hd carlton#tessa bailey#secretly yours#unfortunately yours#flawles#elsie silver#rhys#cassian#azriel#rhett eaton#loren hale#addicted to you#calloway sisters
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I know phone customer service people have to put up with a lot. And I always try to be kind and reasonable.
But sometimes people just suck.
I am trying to order new CPAP supplies because my mask broke and it is currently held together with duct tape. And it's been a while so they said they needed a new prescription. It would take two days to process it. So I called back in 3 days.
I get a new woman this time and she says I need "chart notes" along with my prescription. So I call my doctor's office and say I need chart notes. She says "okay" and I assumed she faxed them over.
I call the CPAP lady about an hour later and I ask, did you receive the chart notes? She says "yes" but it was not what she needed. So I ask, "Okay, can you tell me what chart notes are so I can explain what you need?" She just says again, "They are chart notes." And I'm like, "Okay, but can you give me an example of a note so I can explain it?" She responds, "No."
My phone anxiety goes to 11 at this point.
I explain that clearly the doctor's office lady didn't understand what was needed. So I need more information about what chart notes are. She once again repeats, "She should know what chart notes are. Just ask for chart notes."
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
"Okay, can you call the doctor's office and just ask for what you need directly?"
"I will not do that."
"Can she call you and ask what you need."
"No I will not talk to her."
I start crying out of frustration.
She let out an angry sigh that she clearly wanted me to hear.
"Look, she clearly made a mistake. People make mistakes. Just call her back and tell her to send chart notes."
I try to apologize for getting upset. I explain that I am not good on the phone and get anxiety. She gives another angry sigh. I say, "Look, I've called about 5 different people by now, I have a broken CPAP mask I need replaced and I am clearly not getting anywhere. All I'm asking is that you give me a general example of what constitutes a chart note so I can be assured when I call another person, I can give her the information she needs. Can you please just give me an example?"
FINALLY, she explains what a goddamn chart note is. She said it is doctor's notes talking about the CPAP machine and how it is benefiting my sleep apnea.
Was it really necessary to go through all of that to get that answer?
Then I call my doctor's office back and she says, "Oh, I haven't faxed that yet. It's buried pretty deep in your chart and it will take a little time to find."
So it turns out that entire phone call was unnecessary and the CPAP lady was incorrect about receiving a recent fax.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
There is a reason I have telephobia.
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pls..
I BEG!
SECOND PART OF PUNK JADE 😭 (no pressure)
LET ME BE FR THAT I CANT GET ENOUGH AND FLUSTERED SO BAD MAKES ME GIGGLED IFDHODDN
ngl tho the teasing got me so bad 😭
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A REASON TO WRITE MORE AKGJSJFNAJDJS PUNK JADE IS SO AHHHHHHHHHHHH HES SO SILLY
A Look Into the Past (Pt. 2)
Jade Leech x Reader ;
After finding out that Jade had pulled out all his past piercings and put them back on, you just can't seem to get enough of it. Jade, on the other hand, is really enjoying your attention on him.
(I'm so happy the original fic got so much love and support from you all <3 thank you so much!!)
Reader is a Sophomore in this fic, just like the twins!
Read Part 1 here! Read Part 3 here!
One thing you told yourself after the encounter with Jade yesterday was, "It was a once in a lifetime sight." You really wished you sneaked in a photo or two, perhaps that would help your currently jumpy heart calm down a little bit more? "...Nah," you said, rolling around on your bed. Even if it was only yesterday evening, you should just count your blessings and be grateful you bore witness to it, right?
Oh boy, were you wrong.
You didn't expect to see Jade still wearing his piercings in class. On one hand, it's a much less amount than what he wore yesterday since he still needed to look proper for school, but it definitely didn't help your case as you find yourself needlessly staring at the double helix snugly on top of his right ear and another two on his left ear's upper lobe, right beside his sturgeon scale earring.
He's received few asks and light warnings from the professors, especially Trein, but the rest seem to agree that he's okay wearing it as long as it's nothing too striking. His hair was back to it's usual neatly combed style too, but you reaffirm to yourself that the piercings really made his hair color pop even more, especially the black strand on his left. You wonder how he managed to act like a complete gentleman while still looking like the hottest guy in the universe in your opinion.
"Heading to class?" "Y-Yeah, I am." (You cursed yourself for the slight hitch in your voice.) "Would you let me join you for the walk, then? I believe my class is towards the same direction you're going to." "Sounds great!"
The two of you walked between the empty hallways, with most of the student body spending their break outside or at the cafeteria. You talked about mundane things, like classes or the weather- but it seems like Jade is purposely steering the conversation so that you'd bring up his piercings. What can I say, he could be quite the huge tease if he knew which buttons to press to gauge a reaction out of you.
You were reminded of your conversation with Floyd before you left the lounge yesterday. "Hee, if you're really interested in him then why not try to pull some moves~?" "No way! I'm not brave enough, you know that Floyd." The eel-mer pouts, humming to himself and thinking. "Then what if I tell Jade to pull a move on you~?"
Your hand shot up to grab on Floyd's sleeve, giving him the most menacing glare you could put out. (It probably looked cute on his end though.) "Floyd. Don't you dare pull any fishy stuff."
"Eeh... Boring. Imma go back to bothering Azul instead." He said with a sinister smirk, walking away from you.
Well, casually chatting doesn't count as pulling a move, does it? "Speaking of," you start. "Did the professors really not care about them? I mean, I think I've seen a few people getting reprimanded for extra accessories." "Ah, Professor Trein did express a little bit of dislike, but he said it wasn't too distracting. Though, Professor Crewel on the other hand started giving me fashion tips, fufu."
You laugh at the little fact. "Yep, that's Crewel alright. Maybe you can show me his fashion tips when we're free?"
A smirk grew on Jade's face. "Oh? Is this your way of asking me out?" "N-No! I'm just curious, okay?!" You half-yelled, hitting his arm with as much power you could exert. (Not much, since Jade didn't even bother to dodge or look hurt.) You threw a couple of jabs at him, and Jade was more than happy to reply with his witty remarks.
Jade glances around the corridor. They were currently on the third floor of the school building, with most of it being empty and a slight updraft could be felt.
"Are you not interested on trying to touch them though? I've seen a lot of people try to get a closer look." He said, a sly smile on his lips. "Eh? Can I?" You ask innocently, perhaps too innocently for Jade. The male nods, slightly leaning into you to let you have a closer look.
"They're pretty.." You say, holding the metal on his left ear. You cupped his earring inside your palm to make sure it doesn't accidentally get pulled, lightly caressing the pierced flesh. Jade leans into your touch, a slight fondness in his eyes as you focus fully on the feeling of his accessories in your hands until you felt soft lips pressing onto your own.
!! "E.. Eh...?"
Your hands gently pull away from his earring, and your eyes met with his pair of heterochromic ones. His lips were mere centimeters away from yours, a small smirk showing his teeth forming on his face. The realization dawns on you as your realize he just kissed your lips while you were distracted.
"HE KISSED ME?!" You freak out internally, your entire face turning a dark shade of red that could rival Heartslabyul's roses. You knew Jade was eating up your reaction- with the most smug expression on, of course.
"Oh my, excuse me. Did you not want that?" He asked, lightly holding your chin between his fingers. “I feel a slight obligation to act more boldly in this getup.” The fact that he could pull such moves so casually is messing with your head as you struggle to give an answer. Your free hand trails over to his tie and you pull him back down towards your lips, letting him properly slot his lips on yours.
Jade gladly kisses back and chuckles as he pulls away, letting you go and straightening himself up before continuing the walk towards your classrooms as if nothing had happened with a satisfied smile on his face. You stood stunned for a few seconds and shaking it off before chasing after him, stumbling over your own feet.
"H-HEY! JADE, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"
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