#camila low quality

[lemonadedits]

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[agaythario]

WARRIOR NUN — SEASON 1 | (2020 - 2022) — a gif for every episode

[i97fairy]

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[wn-incorrect]

Lilith: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Mary: If I had a euro for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Lilith: If I had a euro for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Yasmine: Actually I did the math, Mary would have €225, not €0.15. Mary: Yasmine I’m right here... Ava: If I had a euro I would buy a can of soda :) Camila: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Ava: Sorry I only have a euro Camila: :( Beatrice: I just realized Yasmine is wrong, Mary would have €22'500 because it's a euro for every pixel, not a cent. Ava: If I had €22'500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Lilith: You can buy anything you want with €22'500 Beatrice: Yes and she wants soda and apply juice Yasmine: Apply juice to what Ava: Directly to the forehead Mary: Great chat everyone

[sisterdivinium]

Mother Superion barely had time to assess the large coat, the expensive hat and the aviator sunglasses all bunched up together into a messy pile located at the edge of her own desk when Jillian noticed her entrance.

“You’re alone?” She asked by way of greeting, peeping behind the nun’s back to make sure. “We should best close the door.”

“And ciao to you too, dottoressa,” Superion replied dryly, watching as Jillian went on to lock them in after looking outside for any other nuns strolling in the corridor.

“You’ll understand my bluntness in a second.” Jillian returned to her companion, gave her an apologetic peck on the lips and soon produced a magazine which she put into Superion’s hands. “You should take a look at this.”

It was a thin little rag, the sort that printed more low-quality paparazzi pictures than it did any sort of meaningful text—when there were any words to go along with the images, typos and grammatical mistakes abounded throughout the extravagant theories “explaining” the ins and outs of the love lives of all sorts and ranks of celebrities, from international movie stars to barely significant internet phenomena boasting of a couple thousand followers online.

Mother Superion might have wondered how and why a woman such as Jillian Salvius would ever have any such dreck in her possession had she not at once recognised what the low-quality paparazzi photograph chosen for that particular issue’s cover revealed: it was an aerial shot, likely the product of a snooping drone, which had captured an inner patio of Jillian’s house—and both of them, Jillian and Mother Superion herself, featured in it, standing suspiciously close together as the nun’s hand stroked the renowned scientist’s cheek.

“This has been out for only some two hours and it is making a hell of a lot of noise already. My PR staff are going completely mad. ArqTech’s social media accounts are being bombarded with either accusations of hypocrisy on my part, secretly seducing the church in the background while fighting it in public, or celebratory messages about ‘crushing the patriarchy of a decadent institution’ through ‘full contact sisterhood’ or something like it. Dozens of extremely suggestive emojis are sprinkled throughout in both kinds.”

Jillian said all this with a wealth of gestures, drawing abstract, nervous shapes in the air, squinting her eyes at every word, as if they stung her tongue with each absurd syllable that escaped her lips.

Suzanne looked down at the magazine again, flipping through some of its pages. A couple more of blurry or pixelated images where she and Jillian could barely be made out adorned a page with a single column of text in a large font over a red background that would make anyone’s eyes water; she couldn’t read the speculation contained therein.

She could likewise not speak her mind on the matter, as Jillian continued her tirade.

“And there’s more, of course there’s more. I regret to inform you that you and I have been…" She grimaced. “Blorbofied. And please don’t ask me how I know that word.”

Mother Superion raised an inquisitive, insistent eyebrow nonetheless. Jillian sighed and submitted.

“… Camila,” she admitted.

The nun pinched the bridge of her nose.

“But what I mean to say is that the internet is simply abuzz with this. We’re being shipped. People are writing fanfiction about us. I don’t know if you know, but that’s when they tell stories—”

“I know what that means, Jillian.”

Catching her off-guard, Suzanne was the one moved to confess by another eyebrow raised high.

“Well, Xena fanfiction didn’t write itself in the nineties, you know.”

Jillian remained speechless for a few seconds more as she attempted to process the information of how the woman standing in front of her, who she had seen kill scores of malevolent men as well as writhe beneath her in pleasure, who wore a habit and a veil and prayed to God every day, was the same person who would write Xena fanfiction in the late nineties and post them on the internet—some of which might still be out there, somewhere.

On second thought, the whole killing men part did make quite a good deal of sense…

“If this has been out for only two hours, how are these people writing stories already?” Suzanne asked, rescuing her from her trance.

Jillian shook her head slightly, as if to dispel the thought of a young Suzanne writing stories of dubious merit and intentions in some corner of the convent when not absorbed by training.

“I don’t know. I haven’t read any—nor will I—but they even came up with a name. They’re calling us ‘doctor superion’.

The look she received as a reply was impenetrable. Jillian couldn’t tell whether Mother Superion despised it or was somehow amused by it.

“But that’s beside the point,” Jillian went on, rather exasperated at the possibilities, “because if I’m getting hell over this, what can it mean for you?”

She reached out to Suzanne’s hands, her touch scared, her eyes pleading.

“Can the Vatican take any sort of action against you? Have I put you in trouble again?”

“This will pass,” Suzanne said to comfort her, cupping her cheek. “You’re talking about the Catholic church. They didn’t even believe women could have any kind of sex for the longest time. They won’t read into a bad picture where I’m doing nothing more apart from touching your face.”

“And the gossip? The articles are multiplying online, the stories—”

“How many stories has the Church survived?”

“Suzanne, don’t fault me for saying this, but I don’t give a fuck about the Church surviving anything—it’s you I’m worried about. If my investors drop out now, I can always find others if I need to, but if they excommunicate you and tear you from the girls—”

“Jillian. I’ve been here for about twenty years. I’ve done worse than touch rich ‘heretic’ women’s faces and they know it. You know it,” she said, looking pointedly at her. “Stop worrying.”

The scientist relaxed, if somewhat against her will. She frowned soon after, however.

“… What do you mean by ‘worse’? How many other ‘worse’ things were you involved with?”

“… A conversation for another day. I think doctor superion has given you enough strong emotions for the time being.”

Jillian laughed despite herself. Mother Superion smiled seeing her unwind.

“I won’t hear the end of this anytime soon,” the owner of ArqTech pondered.

“Hence the detective disguise in coming here when it’s thirty degrees Celsius outside?”

“Well, I wouldn’t want to unwittingly inspire any more fanfics than are already being written, would I? They’d have a field day with it, no doubt… But are you very sure you won’t suffer any repercussions for this?”

Suzanne kissed her.

Jillian attempted to repeat her question, but she found that kissing Suzanne back was quite a balm to her burdened heart—after all, if there were consequences to face either way, might as well deserve them in full.

When they parted to catch their breath, Mother Superion offered her an idea.

“We can say you’ve had a revelation through me, a miracle conversion. Even the Vatican will be glad to hear of it, for once.”

“Excuse you, but I have known what I liked since very early on. You wouldn’t be able to convert me to anything,” Jillian replied with a smirk. She leaned in to kiss Suzanne again, but stopped short thanks to a thought. “Hold on. Did you already have a contingency plan at the ready in case anything like this should happen?”

Mother Superion shrugged lightly.

“I told you. Worse things. In this line of work, it’s always best to look ahead of yourself.”

“Well, I might just run with your version, then. If only to calm these people down for a time.”

“The writers won’t stop.”

“I know. They might go at it even more excitedly. But the public image of the company might still be salvaged.”

“I pray it will. You’re invited to service if you want to show off just how genuine your new quest for God is,” Superion provoked her.

“Please don’t make me,” Jillian said with a laugh, pulling her closer. “I think I prefer private prayer to this whole blasphemer-to-devoted-choirgirl-overnight AU.”

Suzanne chuckled and kissed her again, throwing the gossip magazine away.

“See? Don’t worry about the others. We can write our own story all by ourselves…”

[mrsnancywheeler]

Ok I know NOTHING abt DJATS other than a few blogs I follow (mainly you😭) and the occasional edit of it that’ll pop up for me and let me just tell you looking in on yall from the outside is absolutely WILD lmao. Like what is the appeal of a walking red flag named Billy of all things (5 year old boy name btw) like I’m genuinely asking (Sam claflin isn’t a valid answer to this) bc yall are going feral for the motherfucker so I assume he must have some redeeming qualities???

(This is EXTREMELY lighthearted and I really can’t judge bc I’ve had more than my fair share of questionable fictional crushes but I just had to say smthing bc I see so much abt him and every time I’m like. Him 🤨? Bc from what I understand he is not worth it lmaoooo)

sam claflin isn't actually my answer bc I had a crush on book billy dunne, and personally i think my attraction comes from the fact that at my worst and usual self I relate a lot to daisy and when I'm at my best and most rational self I relate a lot to camila both of whom love billy.

it's to me something to do with passion and the work ethic, he's a leader, he's ambitious, and he's terrified of his emotions, but lets them guide him in the worst way. for me he's like a warning of all the things I shouldn't have, the things I want but would destroy me to be with if I was at my worst which is where I am now, so similar to daisy, and it would ruin me, but I'd feel more seen. and billy dunne is a warning to never let myself actually be with someone like that, but I can explore it through him and writing about him, the highs and mostly lows of it all.

and also um he sings, he's in a band, that's hot, sam claflin was a definite plus (bold of you to assume I wouldn't go feral even if he had no qualities I was down for, I once wrote about american horror story characters)

he's my man and idk yeah, I think that's it, I have daddy issues and low standards so that is that

[lampmanliveblogs]

Something about Luz reflection in the portal, but at the same time glimpsing the grave on the other side… I feel like there’s some meaning I should be able to derive from that. Um… I dunno, something about a dream dying? As in, Luz’ dream of a happy life in the Demon Realm dies here in the Human Realm or something.

Death as in permanence, as in Luz deciding to stay in the Human Realm permanently.

Luz feels dead inside.

(this is the kind of quality analysis you can only get here, at Lampman Liveblogs)

”I was scared… I thought you’d all hate me for it. Which is why I’ve made a decision. I think… that it’d be in everyone’s best interest if I-”

”Took your mama to the Demon Realm!”

Heck. Yes.

I think we’ve already established I’m all for that. Now Camila will finally get to meet Luz’ mentor and bonus mom Eda, her lil bro King, Hooty, cool aunt Lilith… oh, and The Collector! If anyone can tame a childish god, it’d be the woman who raised Luz.

I also appreciate that while Camila herself is not immune to making bad decisions, she will also keep her daughter from making bad decisions… granted, this is more like postponing the issues rather than actually solving them, but we’ll get there eventually, I’m sure.

HOL UP, wiat a mintue-

When did Hunter’s eyes change color!??!???? ANd how did I miss it?????

I rewound a bit, and it’s right there, when he wakes up and I just. Missed it. I can’t believe this. I’m an utter failure as a liveblogger and a person. As punishment, I will go on another four month hiatus which is only occasionally broken by posting a few low-quality memes and fanfics that no one will read. 

(hey, Luz and Hunter ((and Camila)) have the same eye color now, that’s neat)

Pictured: Amity being the MOST awesome girlfriend that ever was an awesome girlfriend.

I mean, echoing Luz’ own words from when she asked Amity out is just next-level. so Hang on Sloopy, and let’s go get that bastard Belos.

Pictured: Me, ruffling my snake daughter’s pycnofibers.

Vee’s staying behind in the Human Realm, which… yeah, that makes sense. All her life spent in the Demon Realm was a nightmare. Things only started getting better for her when she came to the Human Realm. Hunter too had a hard upbringing (maybe putting it a bit lightly there), but he at least have some things there to fight for.

Oh, and minor detail, but confirmation that Camila does have living relatives back in the homeland.

And then they hit me with this rendition of the closing theme… it’s too beautiful

As the portal closes and Vee walks of smiling, sure that her family can handle this, we pan up to the beautiful night sky an-

”Shoot, Camila still has the car keys.”

…Vee gives the funniest line of the episode. I love the implication that if she just had the keys, Vee could totally drive the car back home. She is a basilisk/snake/legless lizard/naga of many talents.

[welcometogrouchland]

Sips juice box. I like to think the hexsquad start a garage band (goreage band on the boiling isles) briefly post-canon.

Raine taught all of them how to play (Amity on bass and usually vocals, Luz and Hunter on lead and rhythm guitar respectively, Gus on keys/synths and Willow on drums) and shows up to all their practices and the small shows they get to do (things like classmates' birthdays, big festivals/town parties celebrating Belos and the Collector's defeats after the fact, left-hand relief effort fundraisers and dubiously legal music festivals held in the backwoods of latissa).

Raine hypes each and every one of them the FUCK up and spends hours giving them all pointers on their individual instruments and how to play as a unit and, like, listen. Raine is not a parental figure to any of them, really. They just don't have that kind of connection to anyone but King as their step son. But the kids all think Raine is cool as fuck and they crave positive encouragement in their lives. They love Raine. They'd die for Raine. Kill for Raine. Try new tunings and time signatures for Raine (VERY scary). They like being in a band cause it's an excuse to goof off together, express themselves and experiment with a different type of magic, but most of all, they love being in a band bc the middle aged political dissident fucking their friend's adoptive mom is just really goddamn supportive of them.

Nothing particularly noteworthy comes from the band (you guys can suggest fun names for them that are more creative than "the hexsquad"). It truly is just a thing on the side they do for fun and they all have individual careers and hobbies they're far more interested in (Gus is a teaching assistant at Eda's school (qualified to be full time but not allowed to bc of his age, has to wait a few more years), Amity is a field researcher and budding archeologist, Willow is going pro with sports, Hunter is carving and Luz is pursuing higher education).

The most that happens with it is they record a low quality CD (or magic CD equivalent) of demos and covers they put together (Luz and Willow are the main song writers for the group. Both had a lot of angsty pre-teen poetry they work shopped and repurposed for lyrics) that ended up being sold out of the back of Steve's motorcycle (his main career besides burger flipping and baby sitting, all of which makes him infinitely more happy than the emperor's coven ever did).

Raine not only bought a copy of the CD (despite having already heard them play every song before and having been the one to help them record it in the first place) they purchase a copy for ALL of their parents/extended family (Eda, King, Perry, the Parks, Darius, Camila, Gwen and Dell- everyone). Years after the band unofficially dissolves (re: the kids got actual jobs and started having to deal w/ life as adults), Raine still listens to that CD bc they're just so damn proud of their kids.

[mermaidsirennikita]

daisy jones and the six thoughts?

A Lifetime quality adaptation (but not fun) with some pretty egregious miscasting and fake feminism, would not recommend. The music is supremely mediocre and they are very clearly super worried about how problematic Billy is, even though the point of billy is that he's a toxically masculine alpha male with self loathing and a soul. The result being that he comes off as a sad sack versus the perfectionist controlling hot guy with demons to spare and a complex relationship with women. Daisy is very annoying and again , woefully miscast (no shade to Riley, it's not her fault, she's just fundamentally too clean and fresh and Daisy is supposed to be a HARDCORE drug user with charisma and narcissism and talent, and here she's just... not believably any of that).

--Camila is getting the flat jealous nice wife treatment with a side of "this eyeshadow means I'm dying in the future" makeup.

--Graham... that's Graham... okay....

--Karen isn't bad but I don't love the emphasis on Karen and Daisy over Karen and Camila. GIRLS GET IT DONE I GUESS.

--Simone's role needed to be expanded beyond "Daisy's Black friend who prioritizes Daisy all the time" but by God, did we need to see her getting pawed at? I get it, the 70s sucked, it's a constant struggle to be a woman, I am a woman, I see that.

--Similarly, did we need to see Daisy trapped in a hotel room as a teenager when the book made it clear in a much subtler way that she was taken advantage of a teenage groupie? Then the "I'LL NEVER BE PATHETIC AGAIN" line, love that feminist message for real for real.

--Aside from some of Karen and Camila's stuff, the hair and costuming is very... low rent. The entire thing looks cheap--like I said, Lifetime.

--In the same sense, Billy's look is so flat when in the book, much of his contrasting visual with Daisy is THEE THING--she's hyper feminine, he's hypermasculine, she's wearing gauzy see through tops, he's in denim on denim. She's knockoff Stevie, he... can't be a knockoff Lindsey or other Fleetwood Mac guy because they weren't sexy to a 2019 audience, so he's Fleetwood Mac by way of Jim Morrison, which the show is gonna try to evoke later with hair but Sam Claflin is not a stage performer and it shows, and there's like this pseudo-Beatles meets Mick Jagger thing in the early performances and like yes it's before the band is fully settled but it's still PAINFUL.

I'm bored. When they had her come out and saaaay the "I'm the somebody quote" to a man while like on the brink of tears (the worst line from the book, I'm gonna be real) I...died.

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

You ever made an edit with a swedish song? :)

Yes, more than once!

The first one was this low quality edit I did in 2019 with a swedish tv show

I tried mixing two versions of one song and it was... eh...

Next one was for Camila, which is a song I think fitted her PERFECTLY.

I also did an edit with the english version

I guess this counts as an edit: Last year I for some reason wanted to make a parody dub series of Soy Luna and thus made an intro for it and everything

I actually did several episodes, but I have not released any of them. Both because youtube blocked them the second I tried, but also because I realized they weren't that funny anyway. So they just lie on my google drive. I may release clips of it at some point.

And then... my precious franletta edit <3333

[frattocri9724]

Stand Name: The Great Pretender

Stand Origin: The Great Pretender, by Foo Fighters.

Appearence Classification: Animalistic Stand/Integrated Stand

Stand Type: Mid-Range Stand. Stand Appearence: The Great Pretender (TGP for short) resembles Vee’s original Basilisk appearence, only slightly shorter and with metallic features over its body: a metal muzzle on its face, metallic clawed gloves and shackles around the waist and arms. The entire body is covered in scars and bruises, and the yellow eyeballs have multiple concentric circles (think about the Rinnegan from Naruto).

Stats:

Destructive Power: D–> Variable (Depending on life energy absorbed) Speed: C Range: B (Range of energy absorption) Durability: D Precision: D Development Potential: A –> C

Stand Abilities:

Energy Absorption: The Great Pretender’s main ability is to absorb the life force of living organisms. The Stand does so by opening the metallic muzzle to reveal its reptilian mouth: it opens it and starts sapping away the life energy to recharge its own by generating a visible vortex of blue light. This ability is vital for the Stand’s empowering process, as every time the Stand engages in combat, its offensive capabilities are very low, probably around averege human strenght. Because TGP absorbs the opponent’s life force, this also causes their Stand to get weaker as well, as Stands and their users are usually connected, making TGP ideal for support. The ability however has several limitations. For starters, the life absorption process is very slow as it can take full minutes for TGP to fully drain the target’s life energy. Also the ability requires the user to stay still and focus, so faster and quicker targets may be difficult to absorb life energy from.  Also, if hit, TGP may even lose the life energy it absorbed; said energy will be dispersed and impossible to recollect. Also, the efficiency of the said ability depends on the combative will of the user, and considering Vee’s pacifism, this may cause an hindrance in TGP’s main ability, Finally, against Automatic Stands, this will only weaken the Stand alone, not the user.

Variable Strenght Augmentation: As previously mentioned, the ability to absorb living organisms’ life energy is vital for TGP’s empowering process. At its base, the Stand itself isn’t that strong, probably having the same strenght of an averege grown up human. Despite the fact of having metallic clawed gloves, they don’t actually cause much damage on normal circumstances, as even when used against a powerless human being, the effectiveness is not very dissimilar from the scratches caused by a house cat. When enough energy is absorbed, TGP’s strenght increases accordingly to the amount and also the “quality” of life energy acquired. In fact, when life energy is taken from say, random wild animals, TGP’s strenght will not increase that much. However, when life energy from a Stand is taken, then the empowering effect is substantially larger. One time for example, Vee ordered TGP to absorb the life energy of an Emperor’s Coven guard who happened to have a Stand – granted, it was a very weak Stand - and TGP became strong enough to break the chains, thus helping her prinson mates to escape.

Limited Shape-Shifting: Over time, once becoming more accustomed to her Stand powers thanks to her new friends’ and surrogate mother Camila’s support, Vee managed to perfect a latent ability she didn’t have much control over before when she was subjected to the experiments with the Stand Arrow. Once having absorbed enough life energy, TGP can then decide to use this energy to allow its user Vee’s appearence to change to her liking, allowing her to reshape her physical look either relying on appearences of those Vee knows or making up new looks on the fly. Despite not giving either Vee or TGP any additional combat benefits, the ability can still be used effectively as a way of distraction or deceiving, like taking over another person’s appearence to lure the adversary into a trap, and so on. The shape-shifting’s limitation is that its effectiveness lasts so long as Vee focuses on the transformation and has enough absorbed life energy in reserves. Also, Vee cannot command TGP to absorb further energy when she shape-shifts, so Vee needs to abandon her disguise to use TGP’s main ability.

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[rainbowgod666]

??????

No, that's not how that works dude

At least make an AU, even a bullshit 1:1 clone of each through your unlimited powers

Like come on, respect the creators at least

Yeah sadly thats not how ti works and i cant do fuck for shit about it.

And honestly yeah the whole AU thing works but i have this feeling someone is gonna be like "So YoU sUpPoRt ThEiR dEmEnTeD aCtS????2?2" and im like No, i was against the whole "sex pest bright" thing BEFORE the reveal of what happened, and Glitchtale was unironically my childhood BEFORE it turned out Camila was cosplaying the average American Lawmaker

The problem is that i have no idea how to describe what i mean to say. So i have to make these low-quality asspulls. Because "i literally stole OCs because their original authors are Bad" sounds LEAGUES OF LEGENDS worse than "i like the characters but their authors are Controversial/Bad People and this is the most i could come up with"

I dont deny my faults, but i wish more people could be like you and actually recognize them for what they are and what they make me instead of going "u r cring and must die in carhammerexplosion"

[i97fairy]

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[mayasdeluca]

Long time GA fan here: ABC has been doing the bare minimum for GA as well, most of the media promo and interviews they get are bc of their brand. Their social medial was dying until KMK, Camila and the youngest actors tookover during episodes.

I'm not talking solely on minimum promo but budget. They haven't hired any big or good writer to replace the ones that left, the few new actors linked to s20 seem to be involved in loving storyline and they haven't rebuilt a big part of the GS studio.

Shondaland used to have a contract that linked all of their shows together (you couldn't just cancel one of them). That's why S19 survived those first 2 seasons with low numbers. GA is standing there for the name brand and the streaming numbers but they couldn't care less about the quality, they just need some revenue and the big netflix/s+ money.

Some voices are talking on shortened s21 or even surprise cancel by next year, they are just avoiding the buzz of doing them all now

That makes sense...I think it's become clear that Grey's is still on the air because of it's brand name and the streaming numbers and how well known it is all over the world so ABC doesn't really have to do much at all to promote it when it speaks for itself. But I still think when you compare it to the promo/budget to Station 19, it still clears that and obviously it would being the main show and being on the air for 19+ seasons now. At least a decent amount of the cast is still involved in the promotion and they are usually always doing a takeover when an episode is airing and the Grey's Instagram account seems to post more BTS content compared to S19 which again isn't saying much at this point.

It probably is the next to go and they probably didn't want to do them both at once because of the optics of it but it wouldn't surprise me...I get the streaming numbers are good but the weekly ratings haven't been and after 20 seasons...how much longer do you really need to go? The show isn't nearly as good as it used to be and these newer characters aren't providing the spark they probably hoped they would. They are really putting all their eggs in 911/Ryan Murphy's basket though so they better hope it all works out for them.

[an-animagi]

felt like talking about the hc that hunter floats, so here we go

personally, i believe that as long as there is enough water he is able to float on it because:

-he is primarily made out of wood, most species of which float as they are less dense than water and we can assume that palistrom wood shares this quality

-scales are extremely light, so the selkidomus scales would have little to no effect on his ability to float (if they were too heavy they would inhibit the swimming ability of the selkidomus)

-lungs are the only organ that can float, and the stonesleeper's ability to turn to stone shouldnt affect this as they are still lungs if theyre not in their stone form

-the bone of ortet would sink, as bones are denser than water. the only reason bodies float on water is because they swell up, but once the organic matter mostly rots away the bones sink to the bottom. however, a smaller bone would weigh less, and we can infer from the ribcage in belos's lab that caleb's ribs are the only bones left to make grimwalkers out of, and a single rib would weigh about 330-360g on average. on a large piece of wood, such as hunter's body (he is apparently 6 foot???? he is TALL) that small weight wont have much of an effect on the density of the wood, so the wood will still be able to float. (calculated using weight of british birch as a stand in for palistrom wood, but any wood should work. i went with 6ftX1ftX1ft as the measurements of hunter's body as i didnt really want to calculate the volume of a human as we have wierd gaps and stuff that would be hard to work with.)

-finally we have the galderstone, which is a rock. it should make him sink. rocks are heavy.

HOWEVER. there is this scene of bria carrying a massive sack filled with galderstones with absolutely no struggle.

yes, she struggled to pick it up, but that was over as soon as she got that bag over her shoulder. smile back onto her face, posture straight, walking at the same pace as she was before. she is in no way impacted by the weight of a massive bag filled with rocks. this could be explained as her being in the construction track, she may be physically stronger as she is constantly working with rocks and other constructions, but thats working with them using her magic, and in this scene there is no visible glow of her using magic which was clearly visible around her gloves in the previous scene.

using this, we can conclude that as galderstones are a magic rock, they may be much lighter than other rocks which would mean that a teenage girl can pickup a sack full of them and not struggle carrying it. this would also mean that they could potentially have a low enough density to either float on water or, similarly to the rib, not have an effect on the floating abilities of the wood.

you might want to argue that he sunk in the lake, but to that i say that he was possessed and had the weight of belos dragging him down. as soon as he was dead and belos stopped fighting for control camila was very easily able to pull him out of the water, which is difficult to do with a sixteen year old regardless of how malnourished they may be. especially considering the weight of wet clothes, and that yellow jumper would have absorbed a lot of water. from this i conclude that if not for belos he would have been able to float, as the belos gloop made him dense enough to sink but not dense enough for camila to struggle with pulling him to the surface.

please remember to take this with a pinch of salt, i mostly used common sense and google (and a half hour of overthinking galderstone logic in my kitchen one day, but thats irrelevant) to look at a popular headcanon and see if it makes sense. i saw a related post and wanted to make this in case anyone wanted to continue believing in the 'hunter floats' hc but this time with thought put into it