#cam x pal

[kvohru]

he wants that cookie so effing bad / halloween 2024

[harrows-bones]

the discourse around campal is so funny to me because this series has cannibalism and fucked up relationship dynamics all over the place and the thing people get hung up on is that they’re second cousins

[xkeepitupx]

The most unrealistic part of the locked tomb series isn't the necromancy aspect or the teenager beating the grown adults in a wizards rat race: it's the single pair of sunglasses that never get lost or broken.

[alphajaye071]

I feel like we as a fandom don't talk enough about how Pyrrha Dve is canonically polyamorous

[comma-souptra]

This needed to be on here so bad pls tag your ot3

[theriverbeyond]

i'm thinking a lot about the permeability of the soul and really chewing on like, how this knowledge retroactively impacts and changes the way one can read characters' actions throughout all the books so far. and that's interesting to me, because I'm not sure it's as simple as character X's behavior being retroactively revealed to be due to the soul of character Y. because like...

of COURSE we impact each other. of course when we brush up against each other we bleed. we leave things behind. but at some point, when does that stop being someone else, and start becoming just another part of you? the body of theseus. the soul of theseus. are you the same person as you were when you started this, even though everything has changed? is the Augustine that entered the stoma the same as the Augustine that woke up on the first day of the Ressurection, when it was only the newly re-born sun, and him, and John?

and I mean, no, obviously. So much has happened since then. But Augustine has been Augustine-and-Alfred for thousands of years longer than he was ever only Augustine. Same for Mercymorn-and-Cristabel, same for Cytherea-and-Loveday, same for G1deon-and-Pyrrha, same for John-and-Alecto. and like. the soul of theseus, you know?

Is the Cytherea Loveday who died at Canaan House the same as the Cytherea Loveday who woke up that day after the Lyctoral Ascension, on the first day of the rest of her life? After 10k years are the actions of Cytherea Loveday truly dissectable as Actions-of-Loveday vs Actions-of-Cytherea, or is she just one person, being bled all over by another until they are no longer distinguishable? How much of someone taking on another's mannerisms is because of soul entangelment versus the human visegrip of grief, desperately holding onto anything and everything you can, remaking the person you love in your mind until they are more yours than they ever were themself?

and I'm thinking again about Paul, and how maybe they just skipped to the end. Maybe all lyctorhood is, is damped oscillation, in which the end point between two extremes will always trend to 0. and Paul makes it so obvious, you know? Pal and Cam DIED that day. they did it, it's done, Paul is risen.

but when Ianthe Tridentarius killed Naberius Tern, did she not also kill herself? when she ascended as Ianthe The First, she became someone new. Ianthe Tridentarius is as dead as Pal and Cam are. as dead as Naberius Tern. as dead as Alfred and Cristabel and Loveday and John and the entire goddamn earth. trending twoards 0. thinking.

[my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction]

Smile For The Camera

Richard Mũnoz x afab!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals Masterlist• ao3• want to be tagged? | request info • Kinktober 2024 Masterlist • Day 20: Filming

Summary: You ask Richard for a favour.

A/N: Please don't look at me.

Warnings: camming, gonna say dubcon because Richard misunderstands at first, kissing oral (m! receiving), p in v sex, cream pie, not beta read, please let me know if I have missed a warning!

Word Count: 646

By the time Richard truly realised his misunderstanding he was in far too deep. Literally.

He’d just been trying to help a neighbour out, repay the umpteen favours you’d done for him. (The amount of times you’d watched and taken his dog out for a walk while he was at work was worth its weight in gold alone.) 

You’d been a little surprised when he’d agreed to help, going over again what you needed help with. 

“It’ll be live streamed, but just to one client.” You’d reassured him.

“No problem.” He’d refused your offer of pay and blushed a little when you gave him a hug.

He’d thought it would just be running lines, you’d spoken a little about acting with him before, and he assumed this was for a part. 

So he hadn’t batted an eye at the laptop and high end webcam already set up in the living room. 

But you kissing him senseless had made him pause. 

Camming. How the fuck had he misheard that? 

He was on his back on the sofa with his shirt unbuttoned and jeans pulled off before he even managed to voice his mistake. And then your mouth had been on him, and well… it would be rude now to interrupt wouldn’t it? 

You’d stripped slowly and straddled his hips, rocking your soaking folds against his length before you took him in hand and sank down. 

He’d swore, grabbing hold of your thighs and hips to try to keep himself together as you rocked and swirled. Utterly mesmerised with how your body moved and breasts bounced. The noises coming from your lips were practically pornographic, and even though he knew you must be playing it up for the camera he couldn’t help but get lost in it. The sensation, the tightness of your heat. How you shuddered and squeezed him. 

He clenches his jaw, trying to focus, to stave off his orgasm that was already pulling at his nerves. 

This had to be a dream, simply must be. There was no way you were really bouncing on his cock like your life depended on it, that you'd ask him for this in the first place.

Richard shifts his hips ever so slightly, moving one foot to the floor and you gasp, your eyes going wide for a second. The facade breaking. The sweet moan that escapes you is honest and true, obviously taking you by surprise. 

He groans, arching his back ever so slightly to change the angle, to hit that sweet spot again. 

You sob, rocking forward and grabbing hold of his chest to steady yourself and he rolls his hips. Long and drawn out. 

“Richard,” you whisper, too quiet for the webcam to pick up, biting your lip, your eyes screwed up. “That’s…” You whine, gasping as pleasure floods through you. 

“Good?” He bites his lip, sweat soaking into his hair, his grip on your thighs tighten.

“Yes.” You sob, nodding rapidly. 

He focuses on hitting deep, rubbing the tip of his cock over the same spot again and again and again. Holding his breath as you gasp and whine and squeeze.

“Oh!” Your moan is high pitched and shocked as you tense, your orgasm catching you off guard as it pulls you into the depths of pleasure. Your pussy flutters and pulses around his cock, squeezing and stroking and he lets out a deep groan, unable to stop himself from coming hard and spurting inside you. 

Richard pulls you down on top of him, kissing you and moaning into your mouth as you shiver and spasm. 

You kiss him back fiercely, only pulling away to breathe hard and smile. “I gotta do the money shot.” You whisper. 

He grins, “Allow me.” and helps you to ease off his cock before he hooks his fingers against your inner lips and spreads you wide for the camera. 

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[local-new-kid-super]

Toolshed/Stan Marsh x GN!Reader

"Wiggin' Out!"

Featuring: Randy, Mysterion, Professor Timmy, and guest star LORDE!!!

Warnings: None! Just a bit of drinking and usual Randy shenanigans.

Synopsis: You have to make a suprise visit to the Freedom Pals hide out after a weird encounter with Mr. Marsh...

You're the New Kid, you work to protect the city because that's what heroes do. You look after the citizens, stopping robberies at City Wok and finding cat for some of the more... flamboyant members of the town. However, regardless of whether or not you work with Raccoon and Friends or The Freedom Pals, or even alone, you end up dealing with Randy more than the other citizens of South Park...

"Oh! H-hey, New Kid! I need to tell-you, urpppp..." Randy Marsh comes stumbling down the steps of his porch one night while you're trying to focus on patrol, and he puts his hands on his knees as he meets you height. "New kid, listen... I jus' wanna say, it's really fuckin' cool that you've got sssecret identity. It's important, doing good and shit-" He puts a hand on your shoulder. At least he's not actively fighting you about keeping his car keys again, he did a number on Scott.

"Thanks, Mr. Marsh, is there anything else you needed to tell me?" You ask, needing to either get back on patrol or get Mr. Marsh back into his house. He nods and stands fully, almost grave.

"Yes, I do need to tell you something, I'm glad you can tell." He looks of dramatically, and you can sense he's going to go on one of his Randy-Rants. "I understand the weight of a secret identity who does only good, and all the shit that comes with it. Having to sneak around, change outfits, hide money from fucking Sharon..."

"Sir, what are you-"

"That's right, New Kid. I am Lorde." He continues after taking another swig. "And *urp*, I'm willing to teach you, be your Mr. Miyagi, you just gotta help me out-" He stumbles over to his car, unlocking the back. You sign and post up, prepared to take his keys again, when he pulls something from the back seat. "Take ,y w-wig to the dry cleaners, I need full blow out f-for my next show. I'll start training you when you get back-" He chucks the wig at you with poor aim, and it just flops onto the ground beside you, now caked in stray hairs and snow. You pick it up with a gloved hand, sure to avoid touching your skin with it. Before you can even ask him if he'll pay you or tell him that's not what you do, he's back on his porch, asleep and mumbling "Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm Lorde... yeah..."

Reluctantly, you make your way over to the suburb in the northeast part of town, 'Dark Meadows', and make your way over to the Freedom Pals base. The Raccoon would kick your ass if he knew you were here, but frankly, you just want to get this wig handed off to someone before it gives you some sort of disease or infection.

Ringing the doorbell of Tupperware's house, you wait until a lady with her hair up in a red headband opens it, quirking a brow before nodding. "Oh, you must be one of Tolkien's hero friends! The boys are in the basement, refreshments are upstairs."

You nod, as as you approach the basement door with a nanny cam, you can feel a harsh shiver run down your spine, as if the cold hand of the reaper just smacked you right on the ass. Turning around, the caped crusader known as Mysterion is glaring at you from the shadowed corner of the Black family living room.

"State your business, Raccoon Friend." He spits, posture tense as if preparing for battle. Even if you don't pose a threat right now, chances are Mysterion will still kick your ass. You know how he can be. Putting your hands up in a sign of surrender, you shake your head rapidly.

"I just need to talk to Toolshed, that's all. I'm not here for Raccoon, I'm not trying anything. I came alone, a-and I'm unarmed." You stammer out. Mysterion freaks you out, he was the first hero in town and clearly the most capable. It doesn't help that he's the only hero whose identity you don't at least have a suspicion about.

"I don't fucking buy it." Mysterion stands up from his leaning position, approaching with a snarl. "Get out, or I'll send you back to that fatass in a box-" Before he can get close enough to physically make good on his promise, a voice echoes in your mind, and apparently Mysterion hears it too, as he stands at attention with a huff.

"Now, now, Mysterion," Professor Timmy chides, coming up the stairs with the help of Toolshed and Tupperware, his chair clanking at the two heroes struggle to move it up. "We see the best in everyone, and I can sense the New Kid's intentions are genuine. We must grant everyone a chance to plead their case. Toolshed, take a break. Mysterion, come back downstairs for the briefing, and keep your temper in check." Mysterion casts you one last stinging glance before he heads down the stairs. Tupperware shakes his head as he motions for Wonder Tweek to help him out.

"G-gah! Can't you get a wheelchair lift, T-tupperware? You have money!" Tweak stammers as he begins to descend the stairs.

"You'd think with Professor Timmy's psychic powers he could do this himself..." Tupperware mumbles as the three disappear from view. Toolshed turns to you, giving you a once over. Ever since you prevented his dad from drunk driving, he's been a little warmer to you than the other Freedom Pals.

"Uh- hey, New Kid? What do you need?" Toolshed asks, clearly a little wary, seeing as you still have some ties to Raccoon and Friends. All you can do is hold out the gross wig, unsure how to even explain what happened with his dad earlier. Luckily for you, he understand immediately, brows flattening as he rubs his forehead. "Jesus fucking christ-" He looks back up. "He told you he's Lorde?"

"Yeah, and he gave me this wig, told me to-"

"Go to the dry cleaners and get his wig a blow out, yeah, he's always doing shit like this. And don't let him 'Mr. Miyagi' you either, he did that to me when I took Karate in third grade. He just wants you to fix the dents in the car and clean the windows before my mom notices he messed it up.Here," Toolshed flinches as he takes the wig. "I'll handle it, New Kid. Thanks for helping out my dad... again. I hope this doesn't mean I know you another favor because I'm not really interested in helping Raccoon again." He says, and you both chuckle.

"Yeah, it's no problem, is your dad like, okay though? He kind of all over the place."

Toolshed just shrugs. "Eh. He'll be fine, he always weird like that. Listen, take this." He hands you a slip of paper with his Raccoonstagram tag and his phone number. "I don't think Mysterion will like it very much if you keep showing up in case you see my dad being weird again, so just message me whenever and I'll swing by and deal with it."

You smile as you type the info into your cell. "Gee, thanks, Toolshed. Maybe I could text you even if your dad is perfectly fine?" You asks with a teasing tone, causing the raven-haired hero to go stiff.

"Uh- yeah. Yeah." He says, gulping a little as his grips his tool belt. "I gotta go, I think m' gonna be sick-" he rushes off towards Tupperware's bathroom, leaving you worried you said the wrong thing.

Later that night though, you get a reassuring text. "Hey, New Kid, sorry to rush off on you. Think I just ate something weird. Text me anytime." This is followed by a "Please."

You just laugh and shake your head as you plug in your phone, setting it on the nightstand. One things for sure, that guys just as weird as his father.

[dmsr-art]

WAIT that anon about cam has inspired me... John x Palamedes where John turns up while Pal is piloting Naberius's corpse and he has to pretend he's Ianthe... who it turns out is fucking John in her spare time

DKFHSJDHS OKAY.... i would read this fic this sounds amazing. imagine john afterwards being like "whoa 😳 she's never fucked me so good before"

[creepedfinn]

the whole cam x pal x pyrrha thing is so insane and funny the more you think about it because. they're a ffm polycule under the disguise of some straight couple with their "child" who eats sand. what.the fuck?

[soapy-birblover]

Dead Boy Detectives x The Locked Tomb AU

Charles and Edwin have SUCH cavalier-necromancer potential it’s insane!!!!!!!!

My rambles on this AU below:

Edwin - Fifth House necromancer, generalist with slightly more experience in spirit magic and psychometry. Focuses more on the application of necromancy rather than research. Has studied on the Sixth House at some point.

Charles - Fourth House cavalier, offhand is a buckler (small shield. to protect Edwin :D).

They would have met at Koniortos Court on the Fifth, leading to a rare interhouse pairing which was only allowed due to the close association between their houses (I’m not sure if this would work in universe, as a lot of necro cav pairs are pre-determined, but maybe their pairing was some sort of alliance between houses, or maybe they’re low ranking enough that it doesn’t matter). Due to how revenants work in The Locked Tomb, I think our dead boys are gonna have to be alive, as even if Edwin cracked some way to exist as a fully conscious revenant that doesn’t need to attach itself to something/one, who would their clients even be lmao.

But yeah. Their devotion to one another would be insane (like Palamedes and Camilla levels of insane; they know exactly how the other thinks and are able to work together perfectly). If they were sent to the frontlines to fight, their role would more so be helping things run smoothly: detecting lingering revenants, helping suffering soldiers pass on through the River, solving the odd mystery here and there, whatever.

Charles being from Fourth House has.. hehehe... implications. He would most likely have siblings to “compete with” instead of being an only child, so maybe that feeds into his desire to please his father. Soldiers from the Fourth House tend to die young, so perhaps he’s stressed about keeping him and Edwin safe and alive. Also. "Four for fidelity, facing ahead" AHAHHAHAHA the loyalty is baked so hard into this guy. Charles would be a pretty good cavalier, as in this universe he would have actually had training, but his main priority is to protect Edwin, and he can usually do that through distraction and taking the blunt of a blow. As a necro-cav pair they would try to avoid violence, sort of like Pal and Cam.

Other characters:

Crystal - Third House necromancer who received training on the Fifth House due to a natural talent for spirit and soul magic. David was a fellow Third House necromancer (flesh magician) she dated, but then he died somehow (probably in some dumbass way), and now he’s an asshat revenant haunting her and fucking with her mind. If she has a cavalier, she doesn’t remember them.

Niko - Fifth House, neither a necromancer nor cavalier. Literally just chilling. Maybe she’s a romance writer or academic who writes fanfic on the side.

The Cat King - Heir to the House of the Third, Crown Prince of Ida. His cavalier primary is likely extremely skilled but someone he doesn't care all that much about. Powerful animaphilia flesh magician necromancer, and extremely influential within his house. He doesn't have "nine lives" but is instead very good at self regeneration, given some time, of course, as it's strenuous.

Esther - Seventh House necromancer. She attempted Lyctorhood without knowing that’s what it was, but messed it up (this is when she murdered her husband + his lover), so while she lives eternally (unless killed hard enough), her body is in a constant state of decay that she mitigates with injections of thalergy (which she extracts from little girls :3). She relies heavily on Eighth House soul siphoning magic for her methods, so has probably studied there. She’s not technically a Lyctor, but still very powerful, and lays low on her planet because she's content to just be a menace there, and maybe take over one day, if she can be bothered. She didn't absorb that much of her husbands' soul, so permeability is lower than usual, but still leads to some juicy shit whenever she catches herself thinking or doing something that he used to do, because she HATES him man. Also he was just some guy, so Esther doesn't have any cavalier skills, and can't drop into the River.

Monty - Seventh House cavalier. Esther chose to be paired with him when he was born, because she didn't want to be forcefully paired up with some rando who would report her little girl murders. So, you know, homeschooling indoctrination vibes. Esther doesn’t think she needs a cavalier, so he doesn’t do much besides odd jobs for her (kind of like Ortus but instead of writing fanfic poetry he’s into astrology). His offhand is a chain (I think that's customary for Seventh House cavs? also because chain symbolism relates to his relationship with Esther :P).

Jenny - Second House, neither a necromancer nor cavalier. Likely works to prepare food for Cohort soldiers. Received some cavalier training as a child but was never bonded with an adept, but, you know, the Second House wants everyone to be a somewhat competent fighter. Proficient at rapier with dagger offhand, but weapon of choice in a pinch are her butcher blades (two short swords).

Night Nurse - First House, definitely a Lyctor, idk who her cavalier would have been though (hence I don't have a saintly title for her). Originally Sixth House (all that bureaucracy!), or maybe even Eighth House (Mercymorn vibes). Her offhand is a net because she do be trying to catch people.

Okay. Okay now imagine Edwin trying to solve their conflict with Esther in a more civil manner: cavalier duel between Charles and Monty. Bro that’s. That’s delicious. The drama of it. Esther wondering why the duel seems so personal. Monty glancing at Edwin every few seconds. Charles getting ready to beat Monty's ass. Ehehehheherhehe.

[nonas-third-tantrum]

Re: TLT x twitter- How many followers does everyone have at this point? I feel like Harrow has a lot, entirely against her will

good question! i did make a follower count post at one point, which you can find here, but apparently that was all the way back in february so an update is definitely warranted! this got out of hand so warning: long post ahead

gideon - 1100 followers on her private account, 3500 on her public account. she lost followers on the public account for accidentally retweeting risque art. she'll claim that the steep decline in new followers is because she locked her account and is more judicious in accepting follow requests, but in reality she wasn't consistently funny enough to gain new followers.

harrow - 11 followers (gideon, pal, cam, magnus, abigail, dulcinea, pyrrha, nona, coronabeth, ianthe, john). she would have a lot more but she blocks everyone who tries. she and ianthe are not mutuals.

palamedes (official) - well over 5k due to the popularity of the fake account, but steadily declining as followers get tired of his endless academic threads.

palamedes (sexpal69) - a good 7k, despite the fact that this account has not tweeted in months. followers hold out hope.

camilla - even fewer than harrow. unlike harrow, she just denies follow requests instead of blocking them. some speculate that she has a secret account where she posts thirst traps

pyrrha - a healthy 400 on her main account, an undisclosed number on her private account. cam and pal follow the private account, but they will neither confirm nor deny what she posts on there

ianthe - more than harrow, but not much more. definitely a few bots in there. a few thousand on her official Crown Prince account, but many of those followers insist they never followed her and are unable to unfollow.

john - everyone automatically follows him when they make an account. this is irreversible and the most frequently reported bug

coronabeth - 10k and counting. she's 100% running a pyramid scheme but who's gonna stop her?

abigail and magnus - abigail has more followers, but magnus doesn't mind. he's so proud of his wife (she has 200 followers and they both think this is a lot)

nona - same as john, except no one is mad about it

mercymorn - 3 followers: john, ianthe, and nona. augustine made an account and never used it but she blocked him anyway. she regularly tries to block john and ianthe and gets an error message every time. almost exclusively retweets aesthetic pictures with the occasional rant peppered in

[skellish]

Oh my God give me the ratatouille x Locked tomb au that no one wanted. Like. The soul piloting shit? Gideon trying not to hurt harrows body?

Even past that, cam and pals soul shit? Palamedes and gideon being mice friends and talking about the struggles of piloting their respective humans?

Come on people there's something here.

[microchive]

either cam or gideon for the character thing!!!

GAH!!!! picking gideon because you already did cam also i want to talk about gideon nav my best friend gideon nav

favorite thing about them: how do i even begin.... i love that she isn't a hero and doesn't become one through the narrative, i love that she is so blatantly posturing all of the time and she builds herself up to be this big confident sexy funnyman because she needs that to keep herself afloat but what she is in reality isn't any lesser! she is funny and she's shy and nervous and she's so powerfully butch to the bone in a way that avoids all negative stereotypes but still manages to highlight the pitfalls butches find themselves in. she has so many layers and people reduce her to some kind of himbo when in reality she's objectively both too mean and too intelligent to be a himbo. i love that you can sense from the very beginning that she is sitting on a massive broiling lake of sadness and for all of her posturing she is both incredibly delicate and one of the strongest characters in the story. i love that she sucks so bad and died a virgin like christ jesus and even missing half her soul she remains consistent not in her outward personality but in her ability to shield her soft underbelly through some sort of performative attitude but EVERYONE can see right through her except gideon herself because everything she does is loud and annoying. she's impulsive and passionate and. incredibly annoying. i hate her and she's my favorite person ever

least favorite thing about them: probably the war crimes but it's not like she's passionate about war crimes she just doesn't gaf. this is just what a lesbian situationship will do to a guy

favorite line: literally all of them man everything she says makes me laugh.... here are some standouts though: - "If my heart had a dick you would kick it" - "I have lots of fealty in me. I fealt the Emperor with every bone in my body. I fealt hard" - "You've got two short minutes left before I punch you right in the butthole" - everything she says when talking to ianthe

brOTP: her and camilla ooooohhhh..... also her and pal. gideon works so well with the sixth house because they're just as annoying and generally peculiar as her they're just more lowkey about it

OTP: i'd have to say griddlehark because i have never stopped thinking about them ever but i do enjoy gideon x camilla (i forgot their ship name) because the cav4cav shit is so good godddd they're just two sides of the same coin, the same story with different upbringings they would help each other out

nOTP: not a huge fan of gideon and corona just because i think corona needs to chase someone who doesn't like her for enrichment purposes and gideon's schoolgirl crush on corona probably doesn't translate well into an actual relationship (let's be real though none of these relationships are going "well") but it is an interesting dynamic

random headcanon: i think she is really gross. genuinely. she picks her nose and doesn't wash her face and harrow gets on her ass about it which i guess is reasonable. also more intense but i definitely think both gideon and harrow have food issues but while harrow copes by being intensely picky gideon has some textual evidence of binge eating which makes sense to me character wise and also would explain why she developed muscle on planet malnutrition

unpopular opinion: i don't really have any once again?? i guess i like to imagine she isn't as attractive as she thinks she is but a lot of people write and draw her as a lesbian adonis which i understand because thats how she describes herself lmao. i think she's kind of cute in a weird way and tamsyn describes her as boyishly pretty so in my mind she's the kind of hot a straight man would never agree with. she is still the hottest person in the world to me

song i associate with them: I HAVE SO MANY. main ones are: father by the front bottoms, dance in room song by sipper, bodysnatchers by radiohead, suffering jukebox by silver jews, knife in the coffee by car seat headrest

favorite picture of them: this fanart: (this artist does such a delicious gideon ohhh i need her.) https://www.tumblr.com/bastardnoodle/741903153830723584/im-in-the-middle-of-reading-harrow-and-i-miss-her?source=share

[stvaltiel]

14, 20, 30 (i’m guessing you’d choose tlt, but if not, i want to hear your lol x tlt crossover skinline idea either way hehehe) also if someone has already asked you one of these questions, jump to the next number on the list!

hiiiii cali 🤠🫶🏽

i can't actually think of anything for 14 so im skipping to

15.) fave league fanfics

literally anything by calchexxis but honorable mention goes to heart on ripped sleeves

technically you could argue this is an arcane fic but league characters are there too so whatever run at the cup is a fucking banger

not enough people write briar so whistle in the dark is naturally one of my faves

20.) If you got to add voicelines to a character of your choosing, what voicelines would you add?

oh man there's so many i could choose for this but i would definitely give katarina and lux some lines referencing their interaction in the comic where she thinks that lux would make a good noxian

i would give rell and briar some lines too since they're both just like. roaming noxus and figuring out how to be people lol. i think they'd have a very fun dynamic

30- Crossover time! You get to make a crossover skinline with a non-League media of your choosing. What media are you picking, and what characters from both medias would be in it?

LMAO my initial reaction was pokemon bc i think it'd be fun to make different champs gym leaders and trainers (i have given this an insane amount of thought actually) BUT sure let's do tlt!

i would take pyrrha + gideon the first and put them in the demacian military bc they're both big on duty and loyalty. they'd totally defect during the mage rebellion tho. pyrrha leaves first and gideon follows her

gideon nav + harrowhark would be shadow isles wraiths. gideon is forever hunting down and killing anything she feels would be a threat to harrow while harrow is forever searching for gideon. their paths are doomed to never cross

camilla + palamedes would be from piltover, pal went into the academy for a medical degree and cam goes wherever he goes so she's studying data collection and analysis

if i had to flip it and put champs in tlt universe:

rell would be the second house necromancer with darius as her cavalier. nobody is happy about this arrangement but they thug it out anyways

sivir and azir represent the third house, he's got a lot of opinions about how the empire should be run and sivir doesn't totally agree but she's a cavalier and she's like. 10th in line for the throne so there's not much she can do about it

riven, sylas, and diana are blood of eden which is like a militaristic rebel group hellbent on tearing down the empire. riven and diana defected while sylas is fleeing imprisonment

[theriverbeyond]

Idk about having kids, but I feel like Gideon would definitely really like kids and be good with them. Cam and Pal would both be very good with kids but I'm not sure how much either of them, especially Cam, would like them. I think Harrow being asked to keep a human child alive and well for any period of time would be hilarious and maybe heartbreaking. I work in childcare and I've been working on a project where I rank tlt characters based on how well they could keep a child alive and separately how well they would get along with said child it's very fun to think about.

I think many TLT characters would really enjoy hanging out with children in a babysitting/childcare context ngl!! I can even imagine Harrow having an okay time if she has A Job (concept: griddlehark, kindergarten teacher Gideon x middle school teacher Harrow). I just don't see (especially griddlehark) as particularly parental? Even with Cam and Pal, who do their best taking care of Nona, I just cannot imagine either as like... intentionally wanting to have an actual child LMAO. Especially in canon universe but even in AU 😭

... however.... a kidfic i DO want is Gideon Nav's Horrible No Good Loony Toons Childhood ft. Mercy and Augustine forgetting her in a hot car while they fuck in a Nordstrom's changing room. She DOES survive (she's immortal! a baby on easy mode), but not unscathed (she gets the trauma) </3