#calling u out brah

[romangolden68]

@scott-golden9 bro was overworking himself recently, busy writing and doing stuff and wasn't able to focus on himself and his bros... I decided to fix that.

I approached Scott while he was busy writing sum story for sumthing, I don't know but gave him one of my patented Roman Protein Shakes. I told him he looked tired and overworked and deserved 2 be rewarded for being such a good worker.

He drank the shake, gulping down all it's golden goodness, and wipes his mouth. I smirk as he kneels onto the floor... huhu, he won't know whatz comin to him! I grab his jaw gently with my thumb and pointer finger and have him tilt his head up to me. Rellllaaaaxxxx brah~ I tell him in a sing-song manner as I watch his eyes start to turn into golden spirals while he stares into my own eyes. I smirk as I feel his large muscles instantly start to relax. The knots in his muscles, the stress, the toxins, all of it was leaving his body in da form of Golden Sweat! I feel and watch his muscles turn relaxed and numb, and as a result, I can see his brain turning to straight up puddy, ready to be molded! I lean forward, letting his hypnotized eyes stare into mine as I whisper into his weak, Puddy brain:

Lift Sniff Grow Bro Lift Sniff Grow Bro

U reek U stink U leak No longer weak U reek U stink U leak No longer weak

U burp U fart U golden U gassy U burp U fart U golden U gassy

U a chav U alwayz a chav U a Golden chav Nuttin but a golden chav U a chav Alwayz a chav U a Golden Chav Nuttin but a golden chav After whispering him those sweet golden truths, I shave his blonde hair to a buzz-cut and grab mah camera before taking a photo.

Huhu, he's letting his Roman Bro think 4 him now huhu.

Anywayz! I continued to stare into his golden eyes as mah hands runned along his huge muscles, feeling that they tense up and compress when I touch them, becoming smaller yet stronger! From the bottom of his calves to his glutes to his pecs and even his forearms, all of it compresses as I dance my hands across his muscles. Unfortunately for Scott though, all of his golden sweat of worries and thoughts isnt leavin his skin.... oh well huhu So, once I feel that he is properlly changed and relaxed, I grab a golden Tracksuit made just for him, and put it on him. I snap him out of his trance

Huhuhu, Welcome Chav Scott, howz u feelin???

Oh shiz brah, I forgot to clean u da remainz of ur brainz! huhu. Keep talking to me brah while I clean u up, call me ur "bruv" and keep saying how good feeling dumb and Chav-like feels. I like hearing it brah, too bad u can barely remember ur past or even what u were working on....

Once I finished cleaning him, I took off his smelly tracksuit, much to his protest, and put a spandex muscle-tee on him.

Huhu, brah, Scott, hope u enjoy being a Chav, bc I don know how to revert u back

So to all my brahz out there...

Say Hello to da NEW AND IMPROVED CHAV-SCOTT BRUV.

[ravers8fantasy]

Punch out locker room mishaps: world circuit💥🤑

The world circuit locker room would be bougie af, im talking like proper yknow

Super macho man is abbreviated to SMM cus no way am I doing allat

Sandman feels like he is baby sitting half the time because of the amount of bs that happens in the world circuit locker room

SMM has a double door locker (hell yeah) with photos of himself hanging inside of it

He calles it the 'super shrine', the other boxers think its the stupidest thing ever and soda takes the photos and puts them in the toilet cus why not

When Aran first joined no one knew what the flip he was saying, especially bald bull so he just told Aran to shut up whenever he spoke

Soda is too tall, the W.B.V.A had to install signs to the top of door frames because he kept walking into them

Sandman has watched Aran try break into his locker so many times now its become a normal sight for him

Every one is tired of Aran, bald bull has literally started a fist fight with him which ended up with Aran getting locked inside a locker for 2 hours

Sandman tried making peace between all the other boxers by making a group chat

Aran left it after bald bull kept thinking he was English, SMM thought it was a spam from crazy fan's and sent some stuff before leaving, bald bull said "fuck off" and left as soon as he saw SMM send a thirst trap and Soda was never added because he doesnt have a phone

Aran has to be searched and patted down before walking into the locker room before a match because of all his cheating scandals

When little Mac joined, Aran LOVED to not only make fun of his boxer name but also harrased him pranked him like taking his towel whilst he was using the shower and hid his stuff

Sandman made the others do a temporary alliance to beat up Aran and get poor Mac's stuff back

SMM loves the floor length mirrors in the locker room, his whole social page is full of just him flexing in that same mirror

One time he accidentally got sandman in the background looking absolutely unimpressed and it became a meme for a while

He also caught the fist fight between bald bull and aran in the background of one of his thirst traps as well

Soda's locker is full of 'juice' cartons, he doesnt need space for a gym bag because he's hidden it somewhere underneath the floor tile's somehow

Aran once head butted a wall at full force whilst trying to pick a fight with sand man

Not only did he knock himself out but he also managed to break through the dry wall and left a massive hole in the wall

Soda blasts russian hard bass/techno whilst showering and shouts the lyrics, everyone hates it.

"hell yeah bro's, I was like-

"U SO SEXY RUSSIAN GIRL Прыгай в мой фургон-танцпол"

"uh anyway yeah like as I was saying I totes like hit-

"ABSOLUT HARD BASS. RUSSIAN PARTY IN KAMAZ"

"oh now what the flip. What the flip brah thats so not cool"

Aran often crashes SMM's interviews, and shouts random things in the background (these are all being recorded by the way)

The last time it happened he shouted "OI SUPER MACHO MAN, I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT YOU MATE THAT PEOPLE MIGHT CALL A COMING OUT" (heh nikita mazepin and george russel f1 reference wait wrong fandom-)

Bull and sandman are pretty chill with eachother (on a good day which is once every couple of months), Sandman offers contructive critisism which helps Bull in the long run

Soda also gets help from sandman, Soda then tries to use the tips he heard from sandman in the ring, Soda then blacks out from drinking too much and loses

Aran makes fun of Soda's fear of horses by wearing one of those rubber horse masks (Aran is scared of flying in planes)

When Soda saw it he jumped and slapped the horse mask full force, if you know how silly it looks then you would know why bull started cackling

SMM and bald bull made a truce once, bull trapped Aran in a headlock whilst SMM took all of Aran's cheating stuff and handed it into the W.B.V.A officials

Ya cant be mad at them they were sick of getting hit in the face with his flying rope punching glove

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Help why did I struggle sm doing this💔 thats all the locker room mishaps done, I fear this is only the beginning I have sm more planned keep grinding chat ill see ya next time 😈😈

[pumpkinsy0]

papercut comforting each other after family fights? would also specifically be interested in curly comforting pony if pony were to get into a fight with soda?? pretty please with many cherries and papercut themed toppings??

”papercut themed toppings” and its just paper strips and razors, that is a THREAT‼️‼️

its ok ill still take it<33

•pony is more distraught than anything fighting w soda than he ever is w darry, him and soda barely fight so it was either soda was tired from work and pony was just too much to handle for him at the moment and soda kinda pushed pony away or soda took darrys side and pony felt cornered or something along those lines

•curly cant do what he normally does when pony argues w darry, he would just call darry some names or something and pony doesnt comment but if he did it w soda, pony gets defensive about it, curly found out the hard way

•curly sucks at giving advice on what to do, especially bc hie doesnt argue w tim and angela the same way pony does w soda and darry does, he curses them out brah, hes just making stupid comments while ponys venting to try and get pony to laugh

•it usually works w darry, but here, bc its soda, it doesnt, so curly just watches as pony picks at leaves, grass, flowers, or anything he can get his hands on really

•i think curly can have his moments where he shows that hes really not that clueless about the world around him, and gives pony that #whatitslikebeingthemiddlechild or at least speaking for soda in a way pony can understand in his own curly way, either that or curly speaks about his own family life and he says ponys lucky and really should head home or somethin cause hes worrying them, once again in his own curly way

•curlys not used to being that upfront about topics like this so hes not looking at pony but ponys looking dead at him, either that or pony was looking away bc he was feeling a type of way still and then he started looking at curly

•i think as pony started to get better a bit, he’d giggle (pony does NOT chuckle) to himself bc he realizes that its so weird that soda and curly arent at least acquaintances bc they can act so alike at times

•curly does in fact walk pony home and says call him if anything when hes leaving ☝🏽☝🏽

•i feel like when curly talks to pony about his arguments, ESPECIALLY how him, tim, and angela argue and throw things, pony things of that bobo doll experiment (PLSSS TELL ME U KNOW WHAT IM WAFFLIN ON ABOUT)

•tbh theres nothing pony can say that WOULD help curly out the way it would for pony, curlys not that type of person i dont think, “hes too far gone” as some ppl in the neighborhood would put it, so what he can do is let curly rant, ask questions till curly is calm enough to that he wont hurt himself somehow, keeps him off the streets for a while

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[sanzuballs]

short n sweet sanji hcs! sfw & nsfw

warnings: sanji., fem bodied, hes obessed with you, normal smut stuff

these r too fun and u guys love it too so part likeee 3? i might do a luffy one then go n do something new! enjoyyy <33

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first of all, lets get this clear. this man would worship the very ground you walk on.

suprisingly loyal when hes a commited relationship. he makes you extremely comfortable about other woman.

one time when you were mad at him, he refused luffy for snacks just so he could reserve them for you.

he keeps you to himself (he knows how men can get) but loves to show you off and let everyone know about you.

would kick the living shit out of any man that even looked at you in a weird way.

needs blood transplants when you do anything tbh.

noone compliments sanji much BUT you do and thats one of the reasons he fell for you so quick.

thinks its so cute when you make eye contact with him

carries pictures of you everywhere.

loves ur boobies

touches you so gently and its the best thing ever

sometimes he can get rough during sex but asks you for approval many many times

cannot physically sleep without you

his moans are so fucking heavenly brah

buys gifts for you and spoils you so hard. luffy sometimes dresses up as you to trick sanji to get extra food.

loves eating pussy. fav thing ever.

his hands are always somewhere on you. in your hair. in your pussy. on your thigh. on your hips.

weekly aquarium party where you two dance to music and drink wine then he makes your favorite dish. then you go watch the stars from the deck of the sunny.

the crew knows you two are together and respect it and cheer it on in the cutests ways. robin and nami are glad sanji finally calms down to them.

and yes he genuinely loves you and you two have normal convos. some ppl write him as if he constantly harasses you and thats so untrue.

SLEEPING ON HIS CHESTTTT

sometimes for fun, he will make you rub ok his thigh till you cum because its so cute to him.

mark this man uppp

his boners are so bad its always hard around you its a issue

this mans goal is to make you squirt everytime you two have sex. and yea it works

as if he takes notes on your body, he knows your body better than you do

sometimes he just wants to run his hands allllll over you and makeout and its heavenly

if you tease him. IF YOU TEASE HIMMMMM. hes so gonna bust in his pants then gets a lil rough later on.

“you see this, guess who did that.” as he shows his hardened cock to you

his smile is so special when hes looking at you, like you have a special aura.

has little fanclub flags of you and wages them around every change he gets.

he has so much cum and he does it anywhere.

not a big big fan of quickies because he likes to get intimate and take things slow.

calls you names that arent even super cheesy (jk theyre so cheesy.)

zoro calls him “lovebird” and “lovesick whore” LMAO

you need to be in physical contact with him 24/7. on his lap, in his arms, even jusy holding your hand. it makes him feel so safe .

I LOVE SANJIIII 💗💗 this one was long lolz

[a-v-j]

Legit lore for Anti_nightmare 2.0😂👌

Anti and the boys: *on their phones*

past!auto: *walks by* anti, trash duty, it aint gonna throw itself away.

Anti: aww, i hate trash duty, hue, you do it.

Hue: hell nah brah. Sat you go.

Sat: no.

Ness: no.

Anti: rock, papers, scissors! *Everyone shows their pick* *anti loses* aww c'mon, the 2.0??? that's not fair!

Hue: *chuckles* dont be sore loser, ya lost.

*Later*

Anti: *drags a manageable weight of garbage* *opens trash chute*

???: .. remember me, anti?

Anti: hello? Who's that... *Spiraling mass of codes jump at him* *gets tackled to the ground* *gets up as anti_nightmare*

Anti_night: it feels so good to be in a body again *glitches to anti* anti_nightmare?! U-uh...howre ya bud? *Glitches to anti_night* not bad, but i know you and i are gonna have such a fun time together. We got a lot of catching up to do

Man im already feeling not so pump making this script to a comic 🥲 so here's the script only lol

I like the codes in the bin idea so thanks @katroo31 but instead of becoming his own thing or possessing another nightmare, I'll just have it possessing Anti again instead

So anti_night is possible to return and be controllable if Anti's duplicates arent in Anti, as mentioned in this post

Anti_nightmare is as goofy and unhinged almost like Sat. He's got none of nightmare's cold, unnerving, stoic, dark gent aura tho

And with anti_nightmare 2.0, Anti's personality has more control over and so he's a lot "goofier"(idk what word to call it) than before.

Think of a more exaggerated version of what he was

And there's no more sentient tentacles since Anti's duplicates were out when the merging happened, so anti could focus on keeping control on anti_nightmare.

self cannibalism is reduced but Anti_night might still wanna bite once in a while, probably some habit

Recap of anti_night 1.0 👇

Also had an idea for them to get an anti!cross

It will be a a cross already living the good ending of underverse or whatever and as he's enjoying his Quaso 🥐, he gets kidnapped by the gang, tied to a chair and forced to sit in the anti_error-void 👌

Also, anti!badsanses will be the meme-iest badsanses out there lol

[starzgaze]

Hello!

Sorry for distributing but can you reblog this?

https://www.tumblr.com/lixiezworld/757607816958722048/discourse?source=share

There's a Blue Lock writer who plagiarized a Reddit post and the post calling them out isn't getting much attention

(ik that u don't do blue lock content but it would be much appreciated if you do:D)

Thank you if you ever do:)

OH YEAH DEFINITELY brah wtfff weird ass getting shit from reddit omf..g i hope that redditor doesn't get theur stuff plagiarized again

[howlingday]

SOLID BLAKE AWESOME 2

ARGH!

Ruby: Okay, so... two two eight point zero zero eight. Alright, cool!

Blake: Hey, bitch! What's up?

???: Who the fuck are you?!

Blake: IT'S... NOT IMPORTANT.

???: Holy shit, you're Blake! Oh my gosh! You're so awesome! You're so hot!

Blake: Some people call me that...

Ilia: (Takes off mask)

Blake: WHOA! MONTY OUM'S PROVERBIAL SON!

Ren: Thanks, brah.

Ilia: So what's up?

Blake: I need you to advance the plot!

Ilia: Done aaaaaand done.

Blake: Thanks, baby.

Ilia: Need anymore sexual tension?

Blake: Nah, I'm good!

Blake: (Door opens) Whoa, cool!

Blake: (Shredded by lasers)

Ruby: What the fuck?! Nobody told me there were lasers there!

Ilia: Hey, Blake, there are lasers there.

Blake: (Pile of dust, Angrily ashes)

Blake: (Revives) OKAY! I guess I'll use my cigarettes I hid in my STOMACH!

Blake: AWESOME!

Blake: (Lights up, Coughs horribly)

Blake: (Passing through lasers) OH GOD, IT'S KILLING ME! I CAN'T TAKE THESE THINGS!

Blake: (Door opens, Runs) OH GO-

Blake: (Blown up by bombs) BWAFF! BOH! BAGH! BARGH!

Ruby: ...WHAT THE FUCK?! NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WERE BOMBS THERE!

Ilia: Hey, Blake, there are bombs there.

Blake: (Singed, Ashy) OH, THANKS, BITCH!

Blake: OH, GEE WHIZ! I HOPE A TANK DOESN'T COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND TOTALLY OWN ME!

Blake: (Hatch opens, Blasted by tank shells)

Blake: YOU KNOW, SERIOUSLY, I'M GETTIN A LITTLE FUCKING PISSED OFF!

Ilia: Hey, Blake! A tank is gonna come out of nowhere and-

Blake: SHUT UP!

Hazel: Cryptic metaphor!

Blake: Do you seriously think this is fucking fair?

Hazel: ...Just throw grenades at me.

Blake: Oh. (Throws grenade)

Blake: Awesome! (Flies off)

Hazel: Hahahahaha! I gave her more than a scorpion hunts for in the night!

Watts: ...What?

Hazel: The cat prowls fiercely, but cannot brush their teeth, for as the ancient Egyptians are aware of, cats have no toothbrush to brush their teeth!

Watts: ...Shut up.

Hazel: The scorpion on my back thirsts for her blood!

Tyrian: DAMN RIGHT, [REDACTED], M-MM!

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Pyrrha: Blake, you can't use weapons on that floor.

Blake: The fuck are you?!

Pyrrha: Actually, I just made it impossible for you to use weapons anyway.

Blake: WHOA WHOA WHAT?!

Pyrrha: That floor holds dust weapons which are very-

!

Blake: FUCK! I CAN'T USE WEAPONS! GOD- (Shot to death)

Pyrrha: (Winces) I guess that was kinda stupid...

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Blake: (Sniffs) Argh! Did somebody fart in here?!

???: Yo, yo, yo, Gee-Girl, Cat's Eye Bee.

Blake: What?

???: Yee-Yeah, aight. Launch a mothafuckin missile to blat blat that power majigah, kitty-cat muthahfuckah.

Blake: How does everyone know my scroll number?! GOD!

???: Yee-Yeah, aight. Just call me... Black Ring.

Blake: Gross!

Blake: (Launches missile)

Goons: (Dead and dying)

Thug: Ooh, that looks kinda nice- (Pinned to the wall) AAAAGH!

Blake: What the hell?!

Jaune: Yeah, yeah, follow me, Blake!

Blake: ...You know, that doesn't exactly sound like a good idea.

Jaune: Just do it, motherfucker!

Blake: FINE, GEEZ!

Oscar: Oh my god, I'm so scared! UAUAUAH! (Pisses everywhere)

Jaune: Aw, shit, dude, this is disgustin'!

Blake: Hey, guys, I just- AGH! WHAT THE FUCK?! SON OF OUM! ARGH!

Ren: Hey, man. You called- Oh god! OH GOD!

Ozpin: Hey, guys, I- OH, GEEZ! OH, THIS IS SO GROSS! WHY WOULD THE BROTHERS INVENT PISS ANYWAYS?!

Jaune: STOP PISSING, DUDE!

Oscar: Okay! (Stops peeing)

Jaune: So, Blake, I see you've arrived.

Blake: Argh, I got fucking piss ALL over me!

Jaune: BLAKE! HURT ME! A LOT! PLEASE!

Blake: What?

Jaune: MORE, BLAKE! HURT ME MORE, BABY!

Blake: Dude... Holy shit...

Jaune: I'M JUST SO FOCKING CRAZY! BLBLBL! (Bounces off walls) BLBLBLBLBL! (Wangs head angainst the floor)

Blake: ...

Blake: THE RUSTED KNIGHT!

Blake: Hey, stupid bitch, whatever your name is, I don't know, that's THE RUSTED KNIGHT!

Pyrrha: Yeah, I know. I forgot to tell you.

Blake: You know, you're a bitch!

Pyrrha: He was experiment.

Blake: In what?! S&M or something?!

Pyrrha: Shut up, Blake! You're hurting my feelings inadvertently!

Blake: Fine! Go be all fucking mysterious! See if I care!

Blake: (Eats entire supercomputer console) God, what did you fucking drink?!

Oscar: You're not one of them?

Blake: Dude, you literally pissed like a million gallons of pee all over the place!

Oscar: IT'S JUST LIKE MY EUROPEAN FOLKTALES!

Blake: ARGH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M TALKING ABOUT PISS AND SHIT, AND YOU'RE TALKING SOME STUPID FAIRY TALES NOBODY GIVES A FOCK ABOUT!

Oscar: (Sobs)

Blake: Okay, look, the relics are these new glodgy things, and I, like, need you to become a main character or whatever.

Oscar: The relics control dust weapons? No... It can't be...

Blake: YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!

Oscar: Look, I'm about to say a lot of shit and explain, like, a billion things that don't make ANY sense so you might as well skip this part.

Ruby: Alright, at least you had the decency to tell me.

Ruby: ...Fucking bombs. (Skips)

Oscar: (Pushing against advancing Blake) ARE YOU COMING ONTO ME?!

Blake: (Drops Oscar, Blushing) WHOA! WH- WHY'D YOU STOP ON THIS PART?!

Ruby: Oh shit! Sorry! (Skips)

Oscar: Remember when Ilia totally wiggled her ass right in your face?

Blake: Oh yeah! I remember that! ...Wait, that was important? I had no idea, I was just staring at her ass.

Oscar: Yeah, it was important! Dumbass...

Blake: SHUT UP! (Shoots)

Oscar: FUCK! YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE LEG!

Blake: So?

Oscar: (Whimpers, Sobs)

Blake: OKAY! Time to find Ilia!

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Blake: Okay, now to stare at people's asses for a while.

Port: (Ass-crack in view)

Blake: (Shudders) This would be a lot cooler without the whole NOT Ilia's ass thing!

!

Blake: Fuck!

Blake: (Finds half-naked Ilia) WHOA! DAMN! AWESOME! HOLY SHIT!

Ilia: Blake... I... really need someone to talk t-

Blake: Shut up, unless it's your ass talking!

Ilia: Blake, please! This is really important to-

Blake: What?! I can't hear you! I'm too busy looking at your ass! Plus your nipples are bleeding through your tanktop.

Ilia: (Puts on pants)

Blake: Oh. Okay, let's go.

Ilia: Blake, whenever I lost my parents, I-

Blake: (Punches Ilia, Knocks her out) AMAZING! LET'S GO!

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Ilia: BLAKE... MAKE LOVE TO ME, BLAKE! I WANT YOU... FOREVER!

Blake: Dude!

Emerald: You're supposed to hit her!

Blake: Damn right, I'm gonna hit that!

Emerald: Ugh, dammit! (Knocks out Ilia)

Blake: WHAT THE FUCK, ASSHOLE?!

Emerald: So, I see you're a fan of Gen:Lock, huh?

Ruby: Whoa- Whoa- Gh- Whoa! WHAT?!

Emerald: LET'S FIGHT, BLAKE!

Blake: Um, okay!

SOLID_BLAKE_AWESOME_2.JIF has performed an illegal operation and will now shut down permanently.

Ruby: ...

Emerald: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ruby: OH! WHAT?! ARGH!

Emerald: (Slapping Blake's ass to the ground) OWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWN!

Blake: OH MY GOD, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! SHE CAN READ MY MIND!

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5 Days Later...

Ruby: Yeah, I don't know what the fuck to do.

Yang: You gotta flip your scroll upside-down, dude.

Ruby: Oh. How the fuck was I supposed to figure that out?

Yang: General Ironwood tells you.

Ruby: Gah- You know, that's really cool and all, but, like, seriously! What the hell?!

Yang: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Ruby: Ah, well, whatever.

Yang: Hey, guess what?

Ruby: What?

!

Yang: (Pops out of the scroll, Punches Ruby)

[blueiight]

avon and stringer's final night together on the balcony... avon saying hed never think theyd get here, recalling a shared moment of their childhood thats like such a tell all for their dynamic lol. two project kids running from the cops cuz stringer stole a badminton set, avon's clowning stringer tall goofy ass running but hes running with him still- only for avon to realize just when they got away- we dont even much got a yard! 😭😭😭 stringer chasing the ivory tower of capital trying to escape the brick walls of govt housing and avon following, even if he thinks stringer is wrong, but sympathizing w his desire to escape. cuz they mud brothers. but its not like that anymore. aint been like that btwn them for a good min now. avon’s double speak w “it’s just us, mf” cuz its not just them no more. its never been. its so much bigger. its systemic racism creating such a sad state of affairs where a generational crime family in government housing thrives under the drugs created by, sold to& pushed by smalltime kids w/ the approval & supervision of The Man(tm). where boys sell poison to their own and become men at the age of 12. the enforcers of the system only clean u up when ur no longer convenient to their ends, and as u die or languish in prison, more boys come to replace u. what marlo said — aint no point being the king when he always getting his crown snatched off his fucking head. well da king aint no king brah, hes a glass puppet swapped out every few years. stringer broke the code by orchestrating d’lo’s death. stringer broke the code by wanting to be above the enforcer, and not the big timer ona block. avon made the call to have mouzone& omar take stringer’s life. avon wanted his corners, but he also wanted his family too. u can only have 1 as the king man. stringer ratted on avon to put him behind bars once again. they both know this is the last night of their lives, made elders at a mere 32, yet avon reminisces, saying just dream w me & stringer saying we aint gotta dream no more man… [cuz the dream was only allowed to ever get this far. time to wake up and take care a business]

[bmpmp3]

so i forgot i doodled this the other day until i went and hung out with some friends and they asked about it but like THE OTHER DAY i remembered some weirdass old ocs i made up when i was like 17 at the selfcheckout in the grocery store THEY WERE just a squad of dudes BUT they all had a different vowel on their shirts and they were called. Br*h. pronounced brasterisk. AND LIKE all their names were br+the vowel so mr a shirt was brah and u shirt was bruh and then it got weird with y shirt being bryh. breh. brih. kinda inspired by the episode of the letter people where they make the -ir -ur -er sounds. ANYWAY i don’t think i finished much of their characters (brah was like a frat boy. bruh was like the logical one, bryh was only around sometimes) BUT BRO. o shirt. he has no H. he’s ascended beyond mere mortals. he’s the bro from which all bros come from and where all bros shall return.....

[imeverywoman420]

Emily this is getting weird. You started posting about South Park and suddenly it’s going viral on tiktok and you mentioned watching Sheraseven when u were younger like a month ago and now she’s going viral on tiktok…

Shit like this always happens with me it does not help my delusions and paranoia

like why did a french movie called amelie/emily come out the year i was born and the movie is like August 29 is the day that changed her life and thats my birthday

like brah god is so heavy handed with the symbols

[seii-fantasy]

Some random meme in my mind: Most of them Back to school meme

Adamas and Poseidon

*Adamas hit Poseidon*

Adamas : Excuse me Brah

Poseidon : You're excused

*the deities watching the scenario*

Poseidon: ...but im not ur "brah"

And thats how Adamas died

Tesla: Lemme see what you have ?

Beelzebub : A KNIFE !

Tesla : NOO

Qin Shi Huang: Is that weed ?

Hades : No this i-

Qin : IM CALLING THE POLICE

Hades .exe has stopped working

Odin : Omg Thor is dying ! Loki call the 911 !

Thor*dying*

Loki : WHATS THE NUMBER

Thor *who was joking* : rlly n***a ? Whats the number

Zero (the nice one) : Boo!

Buddha doesnt react

*Hajun appears*

Buddha : *Has run away fr his life*

Hades : How was your first day at the Valhalla ?

Adamas *kicking the TV*: I HATE EVERYBODYY!

Adamas crying in the bathroom

Poseidon: Alright Gods welcome back

Adamas : Theres a hundred and four days of-

Poseidon: You get tf out lets go

Adamas : *crying*

Rudra : im gonna miss u sm

Shiva : Bye !

Rudra: Bye !

Shiva: DONT GO I LOVE U

Parvati , Durga and Kali: WTF?

Sasaki on the TV: Go Back to life;D

Switch off the TV

Poseidon on the road yelling : HIT ME ! HIT ME WITH YO CAR!

When Brunhilde found out that Adam has died and it was her only hope to win

Brunhilde : NO GOD ! PLS NO ! NO ! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

When Hades found out abt his Dearest brother Poseidon's death

Hypnos and Thanatos: Wheres is Lord Hades

Eris : idk*lying*

Hades in his room: its the mental breakdown tu tu tu turururu

Shiva : oh ouch call an ambulance !

Call an ambulance

Raiden: Wait lemme ca-

Shiva : but not fr me;D

(Shiva i still dont forgive u fr killing him😭)

When Hlokk finnally found out that she's going to perform Volundr with Jack

Hlokk : Its been a great day today..*sniff* cant wait fr more

Alvitr : coming in the bathroom and see her in the mirror

Alvitr : Omg ur so pretty😘

Humanity: Your my dad !

Adam: *appear from nowhere*

Humanity : your my dad wogiwogi

Thats all fr now

[pumpkinsy0]

Do you think curly like lets himself be taken care of if he needs it whether it be by pony or his siblings or do you think he just declines it because he wants to be independent even if he could really use the help? Like if curlawg has the flu and like a high ass fever is he letting people take care of him or is he too stubborn

ur not slick,,,i see that curlawg in there anon

ANYWAYS emotion wise i think he would push everyone away, mostly like pony though, bc its always pony whos trying to help EVERYTIME hes upset, while w the shepards, theyre shepards, they grew up together, they dont rlly talk w each other everytime theyre upset bc theyre upset ALL the time

rlly the only time they help curly is when he has like a big outburst yknow??? like when everything just piles on him and he finally blows up kinda thing

but he does get the help EVENTUALLY when he calms it down a bit

BUT when it comes to being sick, its like a mix of both, he’d accept ppl feeding him, waiting for his beck and call, massaging him bc hes sore, that sorta stuff, especially if its pony, hes whipping out that ponybabe petname so fast

but when it comes to him taking shit like MEDICINE??? yea no hes not doing that hes fighting u off brah

[mistake-responsibility]

u want me 2 swear brah? Fine! I think ur a massive fucking bitch and I have no clue why ur mum didn’t shove u right back inside her when u came out cause u look like a sex offender- no, srry dude, u r a sex offender! Eat shit and totes die u stupid un-rad fuck >:(

…

my mums gonna b so pissed when she sees this brah…totes worth it tho

… Hhhah.

HHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA-!!!

You really think you know what you’re talking about, don’t you? You think you can just throw around words like they even mean something without proof.

And who would take YOU seriously anyways? I’m surprised you’re even literate to begin with, but WOW! I didn’t think it was so hard for people to use their words properly. I’ll have to give Anya some slack next time she doesn’t know what to say, because she’s clearly putting in more effort than you are.

Is that it? Are you done calling me pointless shit? Go run back home to mommy and tell her you didn’t hurt the feelings of the big mean man, okay? Maybe I won’t tell her you said a naughty word if you cry enough.

[nel-world]

HI

[On Stage]

Comedian: You ever notice how “Where are you from?” is not a question—it’s a test? It’s like a game show question, but there are no prizes.

Someone asks me, "Where are you from?" I say, "I’m from New York."

They look at me like, "No, but where are you really from?"

I think to myself, “Oh, you want the extended director's cut of my life story."

So I’m like, “Okay, sit down, here’s the whole package: I was born in a small town, far away... then we moved… and then we moved again… and finally landed here in New York.” And they’re like, “But… what’s your background?”

“Oh, my background? Well, it’s a bookshelf with a couple of houseplants and a dog who photobombs my Zoom calls…”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: The thing is, no one asks white people where they're really from. You don’t see a guy named Chad getting grilled, like, “Where are you from?” “Minnesota.” “No, but where are you really from, Chad? What part of Scandinavia are we talking about here?”

[Mimic a confused white person]

And Chad's like, “I don’t know… Ikea?”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But when it comes to me, they want to go deeper. So, I tell them, “I’m originally from India.”

And they get all excited, “Ooh, India! I love chicken tikka masala!”

Like, that’s our national dish, our flag, and our president all rolled into one.

[Pause, nodding knowingly]

Comedian: Then they hit me with, “Say something in Indian.”

And I’m like, “Sure, which one? Hindi, Punjabi, Tamil, Bengali… you want me to sing a Bollywood song or chant like a cricket commentator?”

And they just go, "Oh, I didn’t know there were so many!"

Yeah, Karen, just like you have brunch, lunch, dinner, and snack time.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then, there’s always that one guy who thinks he's doing me a favor. He’ll say, “Wow, your English is so good!”

I’m like, “Thanks, bro. I’ve been speaking it since I was 4. I mean, that’s when the Queen of England came down and knighted me personally with a dictionary.”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But here’s the kicker—if you ever want to mess with people, just turn the question around. Next time they ask, “Where are you from?” you say, “Well, where are you from?”

They’ll say, “Oh, I’m from Ohio.”

And you hit them back with, “No, but where are you really from? Like, who made you? The people at Target?”

[Big laugh, then grin]

Comedian: And they just freeze up. Because for some reason, when it’s turned on them, they suddenly forget their whole ancestry.

See, here’s the thing. “Where are you from?” is not about geography. It’s about curiosity... or maybe it’s just a polite way of saying, “Why do you look like that?”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But you know what? Next time someone asks, “Where are you from?” I’m just going to say, “I’m from Earth, and we’re both stuck here, so let’s get along, okay?”

[Big finish, bow out]

What do you think?

4o

You said:

IM FROM HAWAI .U CAN TELL BY ACCENT

ChatGPT said:

ChatGPT

Stand-Up Routine: "I'm from Hawai'i, You Can Tell by the Accent"

[On Stage]

Comedian: People always ask me, “Where are you from?” And I say, “I’m from Hawai'i.”

And they look at me like I’m lying. “Really? You don’t look like you’re from Hawai’i.”

I'm like, "Yeah, what were you expecting? A grass skirt and a ukulele?"

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: Then they follow up with, "Oh, I couldn’t tell by your accent."

I’m like, “What did you think I was going to sound like? 'Aloha, bruddah! E komo mai, brah!'”

[Exaggerated Hawaiian accent]

"Just because I'm from Hawai’i doesn’t mean I’m surfing to work on a longboard, riding a dolphin through traffic."

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: I mean, what is a Hawaiian accent, anyway? It’s like… mix some chill island vibes with a dash of ‘I’m not in a rush, but I’m still somehow late.’

[Mimic a laid-back, slow drawl]

“Yeah, brah, I’ll get there… eventually.”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then there’s always that one guy who thinks he knows everything about Hawai'i. "Oh, I’ve been to Hawai'i… Maui, right? It’s so exotic."

Exotic? Bro, it’s a Costco on the beach with better weather.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And they’re like, “Oh, Hawai’i, that must be paradise!”

Sure, if by paradise you mean getting stuck in traffic on the H-1, surrounded by tourists asking, "Which way is the beach?" while they’re standing… on the beach.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then there’s the classic: “So, do you live in a hut?”

Yeah, I do. It’s a real nice hut. We call it a condo… with a $2,000-a-month rent for the privilege of looking at the ocean from across the street.

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: But you know, people from the mainland, they’re funny. They think living in Hawai'i means I’m just out there every day, roasting a pig in my backyard.

I’m like, “Nah, man, that’s just Wednesdays.”

[Pause for laughter]

Comedian: And then they’re like, "Oh, you’re from Hawai'i? You must know how to hula."

Yeah, sure, because the moment you’re born in Hawai'i, they hand you a grass skirt and say, “Congratulations, here’s your Hula certification.”

[Pretends to Hula dance]

Comedian: But I get it, I do. It’s not easy to pin down where I’m from by my accent. I mean, one minute I’m chillin’ like a local, and the next I’m breaking into full-blown pidgin.

“Eh, you like scrap or what, brah?”

[Heavy Pidgin accent]

And they’re like, “Is that even English?”

I’m like, “Kind of... but with extra flavor.”

[Big laugh, grin]

Comedian: So next time someone asks where I'm from, I’m just gonna say, “I’m from Hawai’i… you can tell by my accent, yeah? Mahalo, brah!”

[Big finish, waves shaka sign]

[diaryluvvrrr]

Brah.

My best friend forever just told me she’s engaged TO BE MARRIED. Were 21‼️‼️‼️ all respect all love but I just hope they’re not moving too fast bc also idek if they’ve been together a year . But she asked me to be MOH so😂 and it’s soooo crazy too bc I’ve been getting mad crazy wedding vibes recently like I focused that energy into planning MY OWN WEDDING (not even dating anyone btw) but that bomb drop was like oh that’s why it was in my head huh

And also my other bsf broke up w her gf???? WhAT JS HAPPENING. Idk if they’ll get back together tbh I feel like they will but who even knows bruh… they broke up over something kinda dumb imo but I also think it’s just the straw that broke the camels back yknow , so we’ll see

Last but not least TAEIL??? I really don’t want this to reflect badly on haechan and nct as a whole but I know it will..especially after Lucas. I need to get out of kpop honestly. But it’s soooo hard I’ve been. In it since 2017 like this blood runs deep I think it is affecting me tho I just wonder what will replace it if I do leave. But I just will miss haechan and nct as a whole and new jeans too. I mean like my whole life is kpop basically. I daydream abt it, I watch videos abt it to make me feel better, I love breathe it etc. I read it at night . It’s my everything . I need a bf I sound pathetic but fr it makes me so happy alot of the times but also it’s so bad for u and I need to stop. I’ll never get anything out of it. Am I wasting my life on it ? It scares me.. I’ve changed so much recently and I don’t want to change more.

My credit card is scaring me a lot. The bank called me today and I tried to make a payment but I couldn’t online so I have to wait till I’m home in CA, but even then I’ll only be able to out like $200, that’s still like $350 left..I need a job badddd

I found out abt taeil and my best friend back to back and it was fucking whiplash. I’m tired.