hillsluke

[hillsluke]

well bless your heart. i'm thankful as fuck to not be hosting. that means, no running around like a chicken. i consider myself lucky. i'll be happily chilling. stoned and relaxed as fuck. best of luck to you, though. i'm sure you're a great hostess.

I have been just making sure that I have everything ready for Christmas because I'm hosting and I want to make sure that everything is perfect. Please tell me that you're hosting too and running around like a chicken with their head cut off. @hillsfmsstarters

[hillsluke]

hosting is the fucking worst, so i don't blame you. it's nice when that load isn't on your plate, but, probably hoping for better circumstances than being separated. sorry to hear. it's definitely a change in dynamic, innit? kinda miss the hectic arranging of where to spend the holidays and when.

is it completely pathetic of me to be thankful for the 'holidays in the rockies' trip coming up? i didn't have the energy to pull off hosting any type of x-mas gathering after my separation. if we're being really honest here, i didn't see myself having the energy for it prior to that either. hosting is such a task, i'm in awe of those of you who can party plan. it could never be me. with that said, what activity are you looking forward to most off the itinerary? I'm personally thrilled for the stand-up comedy night. Not only because I can pull off some of the best dad jokes you'll ever hear, but because I just know we got a few clowns in this bunch. time to shine, my pretties. @hillsfmsstarters

[hillsluke]

withdrawals is such a stretch. y'know, i don't think everyone's obsessed with you. i'm just saying the whole forgetting i exist for a couple months till it's convenient for you is a bit draining.

someone's memorized the routine. how sweet. are you having kenny withdrawals? i can always arrange a visit, babes. all you need do is ask.

[hillsluke]

and maybe it's you who should be coming to see me? where's my love and attention, hm? i've got some free time though too, so we should take advantage of this rarity. i'm in australia for the holiday, but my new years plan are still up in the air.

——- Luke , my love ! what's it going to take to get you to come see me ? i swear we never have enough time together and i've got til february and you're the first one to cross my mind , sweet boy . where are you hiding currently ? ( @hillsluke )

[hillsluke]

i guess that's a good sign for advertisement though, eh? if it's reached you, surely it's done a good job reaching the fans. talk about a full circle. i dunno, i think the edits are for one dozy. can't say i cringe as bad as i do if i see a clip of me preforming versus one of me just.. y'know, not working.

i guess that's a good sign for advertisement though, eh? if it's reached you, surely it's done a good job reaching the fans. talk about a full circle. i dunno, i think the edits are for one dozy. can't say i cringe as bad as i do if i see a clip of me preforming versus one of me just.. y'know, not working.

[hillsluke]

y'know, you could lie to me. i'm trying to stay in my youth over here, unlike you. having a whole mini me. adulting and shit. you're leaving me for dust, i tell you. kidding, kidding. y'know i can take on babysitting duty whenever you want a breather, mate.

you just got to face that you're becoming an old man, lulu. and you're not even thirty yet. that's not a good sign. as much as i love touring, i'm glad we're having a bit of a break. i haven't slept much either but that's because the baby keeps waking me up at the weirdest hours of the night.

[hillsluke]

so, should i expect you to remember i'm alive again in a few days? weeks? perhaps next year. i'll try to keep my schedule clear and remember i must drop everything to answer your every beckoning call. @kvndall

[hillsluke]

whenever i hear your songs, i get a little sad. when it's not on purpose, like, out in public somewhere.. i go into reflection mode and suddenly realize it's been far too long since you last gave me attention. you really should work on that. it's okay though, we all have our flaws. @tayloralllison

[hillsluke]

are you caught up on sleep yet? it's been forever and a half since we've been in stage and yet.. i'm still exhausted. how long do you think i can go blaming tour till i'm forced to admit that it's just old age? everything is going downhill, mate. i'm losing it. @hillsmikey

[hillsluke]

the whlole for you page? you definitely gave into the algorithm. i did see my face pop up on tik tok every now and again, but i completely closed out of the app and didn't dare take a peak for, like, a whole day. impressive, i know. mate, i had so much secondhand embarrassment i couldn't keep scrolling.

okay, odd question - is anyone elses tiktok for you page entirely of themselves ?? it's like something in the algorithm knows it's me, and i want to look at myself? - but i promise i'm not that vein. i need to start watching videos of puppies or something to try and, well, go an hour without seeing my own face... @hillsfmsstarters