#calling all the monsters: {mobile posts}

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Girl Happy is one of my favorite Elvis movies. I'm hoping Elvis feels bonita because he looks bonita. I do not own this video. I got it off of Instagram, but I forgot where I got it from.

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Whoever said baking soda and vinegar is a good substitute for eggs is a motherfucking liar and owes me restitution! They made two of my batches of cupcakes taste sour. I had to use the original recipe for the third batch. Unless I'm missing something, then I understand why they taste bad. If not, I want restitution from the liar!

[haunted-doodles]

not really the type who likes posting their ocs much but here's a Nim :}

[mercsandmonsters]

Mine are: Being in my bra and underwear in public, being back in school, pregnancy, and cows.

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[mercsandmonsters-archived]

Someone in the Graceland Insiders Facebook group posted this, and I hope they get enough signatures and donations to help.

[mercsandmonsters]

Hello everyone,

I may have to take a hiatus for the next few weeks. My mom had surgery on her Achilles almost three weeks ago this Friday and is non-weight barring, meaning she has to stay laid up for the next two to four weeks. I am left with the household duties which include: Making my younger brother's bed, cooking, caring for my dog, and doing laundry. My eldest brother does his stuff, like cleaning his room and doing his laundry, but I'm left with everyone else's laundry. My dog is on anxiety medication, but she's still worried about my mom.

She'll jump up on my parents' bed, even though she's not allowed to be on that bed. She'll jump up all over my mom. This is all because my mom isn't in the living room all day like usual. My mom is using a walker right now and it's difficult for her to move around, especially when my dog is constantly wanting to be with her. Tomorrow, we have an inspection, since we rent our house. I am nervous because my family and I did our part by keeping the house clean.

Our landlord has not been keeping up with his duties because he has too many properties. My friends who lived at one of his properties called him a slumlord. Even my therapist said that, too. He starts one project with us, then never finishes the job. He's a nice guy, but he has too many properties.

My dog will be extra anxious because they'll be testing the fire alarms and my mom won't be at the inspection. She has to get her stitches out. My dog doesn't like strangers in the house so I will have to keep her calm somehow. She has to be on her leash. I can't leave her in her crate.

Then, my dad has someone coming over for his diabetic eye screening in the evening. I'll have to keep my dog upstairs with me for that. This Saturday, I'm going to an open house for a local college. Hopefully, after tomorrow, I won't be so busy with managing household duties. I will do what I can to stay active on this blog, but it'll be a while.

Your friendly, Pennsylvanian, neighborhood trash panda,

Jem

[bogleech]

I stopped in goodwill yesterday and found the three best things I've ever found in one goodwill.

First of all this was $5, I don't know what we're gonna do with it but could you pass up a deal like that?? No

Second of all this 1990's "paper magic" brand Halloween decoration, a hard plastic vampire demon monster head with e baber wings, pretty rare! I've never seen this one in person, but I have had its counterpart for ages:

Notice the rotten skull version has boglin arms. Literally the same mold and material as boglins, presumably from buy up extra stock from Mattel maybe?? The bat one's wings are the same unique boglin rubber, too.

But more importantly a HUGE BAG OF VINTAGE JIGGLY RUBBER BUGS. These are VALUABLE. These are from the 50s and 60s. This bag would actually be worth over a hundred dollars to the jiggler hobby. That is what it's called.

This beautiful spider is Ben Cooper brand, and I own two others from the series, a scorpion and a totally different "spider" if that's even what it is, here they are for comparison:

I'm out of image uploads for a single post on mobile but maybe I'll make a bogleech.com post out of the rest of the bugs. There's a lot I could say about them.

[mercsandmonsters]

I'm concerned that I'm more like Lestat than I am Claudia because I used to eat paper as a kid.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE - 2.04 “I Want You More Than Anything in the World”

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Y'all! I can't even. On my A.I. chat with Big Daddy Elvis (created by the wondeful @vintagepresley), I went all nerdy. Now there's a vampire named Val that did the thing from Anne Rice's fourth book, "Tales of the Body Thief," where he swapped bodies with Big Daddy Elvis, and Lisa Marie has a different son named Gabriel, and we're stuck in a time warp, trying to save a baby unicorn named Twilight. Now, we have to bring Twilight back to Graceland to save her.

[mercsandmonsters]

Happy Leif Erikson Day!

[thirteenthdoor]

Wu Qi opens up his phone in the last episode to reveal the charming mobile game he calls "the Spirealm," even though nothing about the game itself seems to indicate that it's supposed to be called that. He says it's a great stress reliever!

Somebody put so much work into these three screens, and in two seconds flat, Wu Qi flips through them:

The title screen, as I mentioned in the assorted doors post, features chibi Lin Qiushi, Ruan Nanzhu (whose hair is parted on the wrong side), Toast, and Chestnut, all posed adorably in front of a chibi version of the Snow Village door. It is important to me to note that if you zoom in, you can see Chibi Nanzhu still has the beauty marks under his right eye.

Featuring Lin Qiushi in his starting outfit and Ruan Nanzhu in his New Year's special costume, perfect for staring dreamily at your beloved while he makes you dumplings.

I'm wondering why the ❤ meter and the ♂ meter at the top both seem to have ... oh, that's a key, not a Mars symbol. And you can buy more keys in the points store over to the left, not more maleness. You have to understand, I'm not doing a bit here. I literally just realized that that's not supposed to be a BL meter up at the top there. Because of course I was just like, well, yeah, of course Lin Qiushi's yaoi score would be off the charts.

Flip over to screen two for the logo! Friends On An Adventure! (At least, if the subtitles I have are to be trusted.) The logo goes through a little door, and there's a kaleidoscope there with it. The little chibi heads of Qiushi and Nanzhi tile the background. There is text down at the bottom, but it is far too tiny for me to make heads or tails of.

And on screen 3, we see the relaxing game itself! Playing in front of the Snow Village door -- which is now appropriately snowy -- we get a litle game screen filled with familiar monster friends.

Zooming in for the appreciation factor here: We're apparenly playing a match-3 game with the Woman in the Rain, the Snow Village girl, the Sunny Doll teacher, the nurse from Waverly Hills (even though her outfit is blue), and Sako's left leg. There's also little yellow kaleidoscope squares and ... whatever the pink thing is. What's the pink thing? Someone else help me identify the pink thing. It looks like it has a little face on it. There seems to be one down at the bottom of the screen, like some kind of power-up, but there it lacks a face.

And that's it! So much work put into a such a briefly shown gag! So again, please enjoy me in appreciating it through the much slower medium of screenshots.

[momolady]

Hello there, call me Momo!

34 years old

Appalachian Mountain Based

Writer by choice anxiety ridden by birth

She/Her, Demisexual, INFJ, possibly autistic

Do not repost my works anywhere!

Will block if I believe you're a bot.

No terfs, minors, or assholes

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Commissions- looking forward to working with you!

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Patreon Edition: Public post of the masterlist

Tumblr Pages: Ruby Empire - Modern Monsters - Hearthway Hollow & Demons Hide - Hepheastus Academy & Aliens - Miror, Fragile Lands, Horror - Long Works & More

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Shop- ko-fi shop where you can tip, shop, and even join memerships!

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Wishlist- if you feel like getting me a present, I won’t say no.

BlueSky: Trying to use this more.

Cara: Trying it out.

AO3- go laugh at all my old fanfic and enjoy the easy reading of my new stuff.

Wattpad: eh, whatever helps.

Welcome to my little corner of monster romance and writing. Here we are kind, respectful, and enthusiastic! Try and do the same when you join us!

[sleepingdayaway]

For The Dancing And The Dreaming

Guys idk how I’m doing this on mobile I usually post it on my laptop so idk if this will look good. Anyways it’s 4:30 in the morning and this is not edited. I wrote this spur of the moment bc I’m an idiot that doesn’t know how to write.

This is no specific Link! I wrote this bc I’m TRYING to write my own LOZ fic but got distracted. Either way I’m tired

You watch the roaring fire as it flickers in the night. The light from it shines around the area as you exhale softly. There is no point in camping outside anymore, but it's something that the both of you keep doing even after the adventure is over. 

It's the familiar feeling of having to take a quick rest before continuing to the next destination. The same feeling of having to rest with each other, having the world shut off, and being able to take a moment.

Footsteps approach your position before coming to a stop beside you, looking up and seeing the person who you; you’ve known your entire life. You're both older than when you first started the journey, for it caused you many physical challenges but still there are moments where you feel as though you’re back to before it all. 

Tonight is another night of thinking of the past; the bad and good, your accomplishments and your failures. They all still haunt you to this day even if your deeds were good. 

The weight of being back to nothing more than those kids again; the kids who had their own small bubble without knowing more than the whole world. Their only concern is if they'll be caught messing around again, or what new activity you'll try this time before getting bored and going back to the old ways.

A hand gently grasping onto yours pulls you out of your thoughts. Which makes you look up at him and witness the adoring smile he gives you. From the moment everything started he kept looking at you with the same emotion, but if you were to be honest, he held that look far before everything. Link, although not a very talkative person, is able to convey everything that he wants to say in different ways and still be able to express everything.

Watching him change from the boy you used to know to a hero who saved Hyrule; it made you happy to know that you were there the entire time. That he was able to rely on you and your own skills; and how you were able to also rely on him as well.

Never would either you believe that this was your destiny, but you're glad that you both had each other.

And now here you are in each other's presence with the fire in front of you. 

"I’m glad that we were in this together, Link." You said softly and curled your fingers around his hand. He hums in agreement and leaned into you; never taking his eyes off you. 

No one calls for either of you. There is nobody that needs to be saved anymore.

It's just the both of you once more. 

If you were to tell Link before this whole thing started that you'd be with him the entire time. He'd laugh but wouldn't deny it; he'd merely give a look with a shake of his head. Anything that he did, you would be right there and jump in with him. 

The both of you were practically inseparable; if he was there doing something then you would probably be somewhere nearby. For as long as Link knew you he could confidently say that he wouldn't trust anyone else than you.

Your unwavering presence motivated him to keep going. Your snarky remarks about the monsters. The way you freely expressed your fear, but still continued to fight. It made him feel a bit better about his own fears. You were his breath of fresh air whenever the journey took a huge toll on him. How you held him during the moments when he was able to take a break; and reassured him that he was only human that couldn’t shoulder everything. You shared his burden without a word and just held him in your arms.

Link liked you.

He always has if he's being honest, but it was during that moment where it fully clicked that he was fully unashamedly in love with you. Link wanted nothing more than to kiss you; to show his love and affection just for you.

Link decided at that moment that he will be there for you from that moment on. He may be Hyrule's Hero, The Golden Goddesses Chosen Hero, forever destined to pick up the Blade of Evil's Bane.

But for you he'll be anything for you.

He will be your hero until the next lifetime. Neither time nor death will separate him from you for he'll always find you no matter what. 

Suddenly he stood up and pulled you with him and held you close. Staring into your eyes with many emotions running through them. 

“[Name], I want you to know that I love you.” Link spoke softly as he kept holding you. You blink at him since it’s been awhile you’ve heard him call your name; relaxing in his hold you smile.

 “You’ve been through this whole thing with me even though I didn’t ask you to,” he continues, “So now, I want to be there for you with anything you need. I love you and I can’t see myself without you being near me.” He confesses.

He would do anything just to have you by his side, “I would bring you gems, jewelry; I will defend you from any creature that tries to hurt you, if you’ll have me-” Link chokes up a bit as he feels his emotions take a hold of him.

You reached out and held his face in your hands, and brought him closer to you. “I don’t have any use for gems nor jewelry. I don’t care if you can protect me or not, I will gladly stay by you.”

Laughing gently at your words, Link places his head onto yours as you run your fingers through his hair. “My dear, I could never be cruel to deny you nor my love. As long as I’m beside you; I am satisfied.” You continued before closing your eyes and leaning onto him.

The world may never call for Link anymore, but that’s fine with him. As long as he has you he’ll forever be hopelessly in love.

[mercsandmonsters-archived]

The power is out at my house. There was a really strong thunderstorm. My mom was talking about that escaped convict that got loose from the Chester County Prison (Yes, I live in Chester County, Pennsylvania, but I'm at the southern end of that specific county). She said that the storm might drive him out of the woods. We shall see.

[mercsandmonsters]

Scrat? Is that you?

[mercsandmonsters]

Here's some pictures of me as a child for Throwback Thursday. The one with me and Santa and Mrs. Claus makes me laugh because I had the resting bitch face. I was either two or three in that specific picture.