#callie tweets

[pitakosplatoon]

Some incorrect splatoon quotes but as tweets

What Marina saw the next day

[moonshynecybin]

marc engineering situations to brag about being short DOES kill me. he loves it so bad.

[dr-spectre]

I have seen two twitter posts in a row appreciating Hypno Callie and it got me thinking about something...

It really got me thinking "damn... i wanna enjoy this arc like everyone else, but there's this dark stain that ruins it all."

On paper i should adore this arc, i should be fucking loving it and living in bliss and going "THIS IS SO DOPE! LOOK AT MY EVIL BABYGIRL YEAHH!!!!!!!!" There are aspects that i ACTUALLY LOVE! The fucking chaotic and unhinged personality, the raw anger and energy that comes from Callie who is not doing well and needs support in her mental health. The design, the Bomb Rush Blush remix being so fucking crazy and much faster paced with those sexy breakcore drums, Tidal Rush, the chorography including 8 patterns and the shades themselves LOOK COOL!!!

Like this should kick ass, but what Nintendo have said and what a large portion of the community have tried to push has made me feel icky and really uncomfortable to be honest. Not in an engaging "oh this is so deep and sad" way, but more so "this genuinely makes me feel uncomfortable and i don't wanna look at it" sort of way.

There's all these weird implications about like.... consent and agency and willingness.... and if you think about it for more than 5 seconds you would realize the kind of SERIOUS AND DISGUSTING things Nintendo is trying to say about what happened to Callie and the Octarians as a whole....

Which is why I've spent SO MUCH time on trying to piece together Hypno Callie so i can actually fucking enjoy the arc and not feel grossed out and disturbed.

It has kinda worked but at the same time, i still get those common takes about Callie and what Nintendo has said and it feels like i'm back at square one... Oh well... One day i will be able to FULLY enjoy Hypno Callie and not think about the fucking creepy shit Nintendo has suggested... fucking removing memories and all that other stuff.. ughh...

[miharuhebinata]

how can you watch callie's downright pathetic attempt to blackmail her clinically insane mother & NOT love her

[bandzboy]

twt stans will always sound so insane to me like....... i don't rlly use twitter except for checking specific things from specific groups, but bc i keep my account logged in i get notifications from random tweets regularly and literally 99% of the time it's just twt moas and stays at each other's throats for THE dumbest reasons 😭 i remember when yeonjun and changbin posted pics with each other on their personal insta accounts and the twt stans were SO annoying about it 😭 there were moas making fun of changbin and stays talking crap about yeonjun and i'm just like ???? do you think your fav will love you endlessly if they log in and see you TRASHING one of their close friends?? 💀 get a life and focus on the people you love instead maybe?? and don't even get me started on their obsession with the idea that you can only stan ONE group or else you're an unloyal bitch they literally just want a reason to fight other ppl online

it's truly insanity! the way i saw a tweet today that was like "the more you distance from stan culture the more you realize how weird everything is" and i was like YEAH... it's truly crazy how people can fight for hours about the most insignificant things on that website! but the changbin and yeonjun thing was so... like these people really think they would care about them more than their close friends like idk... maybe i would not like to see my own fans talk badly about my best friend because they are that miserable 😭 it's crazy... but it's so confusing to me how these people log on every day and basically go at each other for forever and aren't tired 💀 the reason why i left stan twt years ago is because i would constantly get anxious even tho i had friends there i just could not stay on my tl for more than one minute without seeing a fanwar of some kind it's truly very weird i just wish it would end tbh

[paradoxunknown]

….

DON YOU GIVE KENNY HIS FUCKING PHONE BACK RIGHT NOW YOU WHORE.

[cartoonico]

Help! So I was commenting on a Splatoon clip tweet and downloaded this image for my comment.

But when I uploaded it, the ghosts of Callie and Marie appeared 💀💀💀💀

[fintasticccc]

freaks

based off this tweet (i apologize for drawing callie next to that disgusting emoji🙏🙏)

[rassicas]

Hiii Rassicas I was wondering if there's any information on Marie's pet?

All I could really find was that Callie caught it and gifted it to Marie.

beyond the fact it was a gift from callie to marie, all we know is that it's an evolved scallop. literally the ONLY place this was revealed was in a splatoon JP tweet advertising splatoon stationery stuff, which is insane to me but splatoon lore just is like that sometimes.

[crtter]

Are you telling me we finally got this fake tweet for real??

We did it, we got the funny Lily image posted again

[stone-stars]

[ID: a tweet from Caldwell with an illustration attached, captioned “An Underwater Interlude #NADDPod”. The illustration shows Duck Team underwater, swimming with fish among bioluminescent coral with the city of Tsunare in the distance. It colored in shades of blue, green, and purple. Sol perches on top of the egg submarine, his back to the viewer, one hand raised to wave at Calder as he grins. He’s wearing track shorts and a tanktop with a reddish purple scarf, and has a ring on one of his fingers. Out in the water, Calder is waving back, wearing a wetsuit with a bubble helmet. An anglerfish swims near him, and a pair of smaller fish with glowing purple eyes swim towards him. Callie is diving below him, also in a wetsuit, and smiling at a pair of small fish that are floating by some glowing coral. The open sea in the background is streaked with lines like currents, and small lights float through the water.]

New Caldwell art… they look so happy…

[mevil]

I kept seeing this stupid tweet and it got me thinking cause it makes me realize how nice the little details they put into hypno shades callie are, this is definitely parapara but with more of a stiff/robotic touch to it cause of her hypnosis, it supposed to feel awkward and uncomfortable to look at

[moonshynecybin]

OxleyBom pod Does rule I love tuning in to hear those old men giggling & kikiing when Marc’s out hunting for blood (Mat always like “when Marc’s on track he’s ready to kill everyone 🤭😍”). They’re the only journalists I would Trust to cover the rpf rosquez reconciliation

thinking about journo’s reactions to rosquez reconciliation SPECIFICALLY in an rpf context is so funny i think mat oxley would have to exile himself to a cabin in wales and immediately start writing a book about it. it would be that crazy. like sorry to rope this man into my parasocial daydreams but it’s so funny to imagine those straight men having to forcibly recontextualize the entire last ten years of the sport around their fucking relationship drama. how do you even BEGIN

[dr-spectre]

Found this on Twitter, sounds like you lol

omg send me the link of the tweet i wanna see the comments.

Also. TRUE!!!!!!!!!! SO TRUE BESTIE!!!!!!! Everyone gets Pearl, Marina, Shiver, Frye and Big Man correct but not them.

"Callie was kidnapped!"

*shows art of Callie walking towards Octavio's mark and an official relationship chart*

"Oh she was brainwashed!" *shows articles talking about hypnosis and how it's not anywhere near the same thing as brainwashing*

Literally took me five minutes to find sources to disprove it HAHAAHAAH!!!!!!

"Oh but Marie said this!"

Literally only in the English translation btw, not any other languages.

"But Octavio said he remixed her brain!" Not in the original Japanese script and in other scripts btw. Every other script aside from English and Dutch mention hypnosis. Plus he's a DJ, he says musical puns to describe actions. The remixing is implying he got her on his side via manipulation and not direct brain "washing". God.

People really don't care that much about Callie to even look at outside sources, they just see the English script and take it as is because "Callie is silly and Splatoon is silly." Fucking hell man. Not even people who deep dive into timelines, reviewers, NEARLY EVERYONE!

Why do you think people call her HYPNO Callie huh?! What do you think HYPNO stands for? Use the fleshy pink thing in your skull. GOD! DAMN! I know Inkipedia calls her brainwashed Callie and says she was kidnapped sometimes on some of the pages, but that's down to the site being run by multiple people who have different levels of engagement in different areas of Splatoon.

If i come across one more fucking person that calls Callie a dumbass or airheaded for putting the shades back on i will literally throw myself out off of the tallest floor on the god damn Burj Khalifa. Callie was suffering from an addiction and y'all laughed at it because the game poorly presented that idea due to time constraints.

You guys are so lucky I'm not also a massive Marie fan too... I would be doing DOUBLE the ranting.

[sillyhahasilly]

FREAKY CALDRE YURI HCS!!!

this is MY SHIT yall. (i have such a crush on fem andre im sorry sm of these are abt her.) also im going to hell for this. this is the freakiest shit ive written.

they practiced kissing when they were young. an innocent peck on the lips. as they grew they would make out sometimes bc they both wanted to do it. it was "casual" but had lots of feelings behind it. (known for andrea but cal's a little repressed)

the first time they had sex was set off when they were both smoking one night. cal (callie still uses the nickname) was complaining abt how awkward doing anything w the male vers of rachel is (anyone have any name ideas for him?) and how she could never get into it. andrea was like "I could do better." they started making out and it got really hot and cal found herself SO into it. she would of kept going if andrea didnt stop bc they were high and she wanted to make sure cal really wanted it. few hours later when they sobered up (while taking lots of kissing breaks) they had sex. just fingering and touching clits and shit. andrea was right.

andrea is more of a service top, but not a stone cold butch yk. (google it) she loves pleasuring cal and making her feel good so fucking much.

andrea loves eating pussy send tweet. she has made cal come from it multiple times in a row before. she eats cal out and then kisses her and asks if she can taste herself.

andrea likes fucking cal w a toy and sitting over her a soaking up all the little reactions she has to it. also IK that strap is big.

people w vaginas can go longer so these bitches GO AT IT. they fuck almost every sleepover. they fuck where they shouldnt.

(im projecting) a lot of body worship adjacent stuff on both sides. they have very handsy sex, touching all over their bodies and kissing everywhere.

tw sh and bloodplay!! andrea cuts cal and praises her for being such a good girl and taking it. she gets her hands all up in the wounds and prods at them and says "look im finger fucking you." (NOT her joke btw. cal once said its like ur fingerfucking me there and andrea reuses it everytime). and then after that she uses those same fingers covered in blood to finger cal and then eat her out!! with the blood on there!!

seeing andrea w her hair down turns cal on so much. she pulls tight on to her long strands while they fuck. she loves when they fall down onto her face and body when andrea is over her.

andrea has big tits. cal cups them and hold them all the fucking time. that joke abt walking up to ur gf and squeezing the air where their boobs are is smth that cal basically invited. both sexually and non-sexually. ermm tit sucking/nipple play and cal putting her face in them.

cal likes being tied up so andrea can have her way w her. either that or being told that she can't move.

andrea makes it her goal to make cal squirt.

speaking of that, the second time they fucked andrea ate cal out for the first time right after fingering her and playing w her clit to the point of orgasm. cal squirted. lowkey scared them both, esp andrea who got it all over her face. cal was like " i did not know I could do that." same w andrea tbh. (poor female sex ed :/)

them dry humping each other's thighs. yeah.

andrea fucking cal and when cal is abt to come andrea says "m!rachel couldnt make u feel this could, could he?" and makes cal agree w it before she can come.

cal teasing andrea when they kiss by js roughly grabbing her vagina thru her clothes and groping it. andrea loves it.

ok so. once they were planning zd. and there were guns. and cal was like "I want you to point it at my head" (we all know the drill) and before u know it the tip of a gun (unloaded dw) is in her pussy! andre rubbing her clit with it and then putting the tip in her own mouth after. they keep pulling the trigger for the thrill of it and they both act like its loaded cause they are FREAKS.

cal fingering andrea in her lap and andrea biting her shoulder and neck to the point of drawing blood. better yet andrea riding the strap in cals lap.

both would really be into making the other suck the strap esp after someones js been fucked w it. cal likes to order it as a "look how much youll do for me thing" and andrea likes cal to suck it getting cal fucked out and overstimulated thing.

they would both be into period sex. cause the blood. cal likes getting it all over her sm. cal js loves blood and andrea loves getting cal going. (andrea also likes the blood). one of them will be having bad cramps and the other will say "yk what helps w that??' like they didnt have the same exact convo last month.

cal. nipple. piercings. andrea biting and pulling on them.

andrea biting and sucking on cal's inner thighs when she eats her out.

andrea calling cal a whore and a slut. cal calling HERSELF a whore and a slut.

tw sh! they both craved their initials into their bodies once during sex.

[stardustspaceway]

can we get a callie. sppl atoon

love her so much…. one of my favorite idols (marina and Frye are up there with her)

drawing based off my own tweet