#callers hang

[chisutofu]

陆光你好惨呀

no you don't understand how i couldn't stop thinking about the 'OverThink' easter egg where you can faintly hear a voice saying "lu guang, you are so pitiful" when the phone beeps and before the song starts

edit: you can listen to it on twitter or bilibili

[see-arcane]

Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

[pee-com]

what do yall think his radio shows were like

[amberrrrgerr]

im in so deep

[jacobglaser]

I'm watching an old Mike's Mic video and

Excuse me???? Ryan was Arias kickboxing boyfriend Jake in PLL?!

[kissimirrit]

at work, i'm usually a very helpful person who is determined to solve a problem or find an alternative, i haven't been here for even 9 months yet and i'm already getting awards that people who have been here years haven't gotten yet, all because i try to go above and beyond to help people that call in with issues for their internet or tv right? like my metrics (aside from time per call lol) are great and i just got promoted 6 months in. i like my job, i want to HELP people.

but the minute someone calls in and is an absolute asshole i stop wanting to help them and just get them off the phone asap. oh, you don't want to troubleshoot and only want a physical technician even though i can easily fix your issue if you just spent 5 seconds pressing the powerbutton on your cablebox? 'kay we can have a tech out to you next week. want to cancel because it's not today? 'kay, lemme transfer you to the cancellation department so you can be on hold for 20 minutes. transferring you as soon as i can before you can get another word in bye-bye you are NOT my problem now, cancellations are not a metric i am measured on. hope you choke on that hold advertisement 'music'.

[vampirecatboy]

mail carrier delivered my unmentionable right as my mom was coming downstairs and she would've gone out to get it but her phone was ringing, however she still saw me bring it in so i had to lie and say it was another figurine and she reprimanded me about not buying anymore because "they don't do anything" and hoo boy if only she knew how wrong she was about this particular "figurine"

[ayakashibackstreet]

Umm, I just got a call from a recruiter? What?

[sealeneee]

[gets a call on the work phone]

me: this is HOTEL_NAME, my name is sealene, how can i help you?

caller: this is BANK_NAME, we are ready to offer you a credit card with super duper cool terms, this is a limited offer, yap yap bap bap

me: offer a credit card to whom? to a hotel? what's the use for a credit card as a hotel, exactly?

caller: since you seem interested (NO I DON'T?? LMAO) let me tell you more, and you can ask questions afterwards!

me: WHAT DOES A HOTEL NEED A CREDIT CARD FOR????

caller: [keeps yapping, i didn't bother remembering what they said]

me: god. [hangs up]

[5mind]

What does MOTW mean?

Monster of the week !

Basically , the monster (can also be a human villain tbh) that shows up for the episode in episodic series. They're usually defeated by the end of the episode (unless its a multi-parter).

[aastarions]

delivery driver dropped off a package at my job and asked if im single im tired of my desk being at this front door 😭

[heyitslapis]

realized im being catfished wtf 😭😭😭

[girlwarlock]

i wish i could manage to make progress with diy voice feminization stuff. or afford to see a pro about it

[spawnradio]

Thoughts on BadBoyHalo? -⚓

What, is this Fit's Opinions hour? Alright. BadBoyHalo. I don't know why I started calling 'im Halo, but it's pretty unique. He's too much of a good person to be called "Bad", I think. His heart is... just enormous. I'm pretty sure he'd end up caring about ants, if he heard how bad they had it sometimes. I think he deserves to be a piece of shit, sometimes. He's never gonna do that. I mean, I think it's pretty cathartic to blow some people up.

[sunny-daysss]

Why are people so mean for no reason :/

[femmefae2005]

i hate sales i hate being sold things. if u work in sales i'm probably mad at you at least a little.