#called it

[vind3miat0r]

hey past me youre not gonna believe this

new Avior vid spoilers! (also a LARGE fucking ramble under the cut)

OKAY.

take into consideration: this video likely takes place RIGHT AFTER the Inversion (which is to say, the first week of January, 2022). Avior has this weird ringing in his ear a couple of times, and thats fine, yknow? could be his body's way of reacting to the SHEER AMOUNTS OF TRAUMA HE JUST HAD HEEPED ON HIM, right?

BUT. but. at the END of the video, the ringing escalates into the same sound heard by Doc when Hush entered their mind to give them the "complicated answer" on what he is.

and when does THAT specific event take place?

JULY OF MOTHERFUCKING 2023 (supposedly. its never stated when Hush's first video takes place, unless its locked behind a patreon post. in which case i will be making a very big fool of myself).

so. what does that mean for our beloved sopping wet cat of a demon? does that mean he and Hush are linked, somehow? does he BECOME Hush? (god i hope not)

all this leaves us with is that sometime, in the future, something is gonna happen to Avior, and that something is gonna be linked to Hush (supposedly, given what little evidence we have so far)

ADDING ONTO THIS! Hush has mentioned that he has a brother, one who wants him dead. what if that brother is Avior?

think about it. Avior and Hush have one thing in common: they're connected to the Sovereigns in some way. 

Avior and Starlight were tasked with bringing another Sovereign from Death to help E'laetum and Min'Ara bolster the Meridian. Hush, on the other hand, is tasked with FREEING the Sovereigns from Death. not one, ALL OF THEM. (and he conveniently doesnt mention what the Sovereigns plan to do when theyre out of Death)

if we were to compare these tasks, we can clearly see that theyre conflicting goals. Avior and Starlight want to free a singular Sovereign (supposedly) so that the Meridian doesnt fucking collapse and kill everyone on Elegy. Hush was MADE for the sole purpose of freeing ALL of the Sovereigns, supposedly to let them wreak havoc on Aria and Elegy once again. see? conflicting goals (also i feel like Avior would have a problem with Hush freeing the Sovereigns in general, so).

now, assuming that somewhere along the line, Avior and Hush become linked or whatever, it wouldnt be much of a stretch to say that Avior is Hush's brother. they have conflicting goals, and Hush is much stronger than Avior (made clear by the fact that he murdered two Articulates in cold blood. this is referencing when Hush says that he's stronger and faster than his brother).

circling back to the conflicting goals, Hush also says that his brother wants to kill him. he says that his brother is scared of him (because of how different he is), and thats why he wants Hush dead.

we ALSO know that Hush is a terrible interpreter of feelings, so, what if the fear that Hush's brother feels towards him isnt because hes scared OF him, but scared of what will happen if Hush manages to free the Sovereigns? because Hush's brother has a different goal than Hush? because Hush's brother is AVIOR?

idk im just word vomiting at this point. but hey, its just a theory– (im gonna stop myself here before i get cancelled)

[acelezz]

Me While Watching The Latest Helluva Boss Short:

Me: Aw, look at that! Blitzø gave his little goat buddy for being such a good helper! :)

Me: Heheh. A goat with a pentagram. Kinda reminds me of my current favorite video game, Cult of the Lamb.

Me: Wait a minute… is bro starting a cult? Are they actually gonna do a Cult of the Lamb ref?

Me *Moxie voice*: Are you fuc-

-king kidding me?

[genshin-impact-updates]

Genshin Impact Version 4.2 Special Program Postponement Notice

Dear Travelers,

The Version 4.2 Special Program that was originally scheduled to be broadcast on 10/27/2023 will be postponed. Please stay tuned for subsequent announcements regarding the specific broadcast time.

[lukore]

well well well

[tylergalpinultimateapologist]

YOU GUYS THAT WAS THE TITLE OF MY FIC i CALLED IT

has it been abandoned? honestly seeing this has kinda given me inspo so keep your eyes peeled for an update of HWWA!

[some-douchey-techbro]

Oh capitalism, I can never stay mad at you:

[starberrybliss]

I knew it

[magic-is-my-muse]

The vindication i felt when Michaela showed up 😂 i was clocking the vibe straight away and i said so to everyone i knew, my best mate, my mum and my sister. All of them were like

Then this

Happened and i LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!

Like why else would Fran be so SURE she could only have companionship?

Why ELSE would she be playing the funeral march in the first episode?

Or deflect her mothers every attempt to gain her enthusiasm?

Or not know what to say when asked what shes looking for in a suitor?

Or skidaddle when any man tried to flirt with her?

Like OK maybe one of those things individually could be excused but ALL of them??

Honestly, she chose a man who doesn't SPEAK?? BRO if you want someone whos not gonna figure you out you choose someone who doesn't ask questions. Like am i the only one who clocked it straight away?? Gurl pretty much bolted when the man said 8 children.

Calling it now! Fran is after Benedict bc they will want to cement Eloise's spinster status before her season and bc this is too GOOD to wait two seasons for! I am HYPED for some WLW REGENCY GOODNESS PEOPLE

[bubblegum-and-ciggarettes]

Blue and black you say👀👀👀

[tear-catch3r]

when act 2 dropped and jayce killed viktor I said to my friend "welcome back jon and martin" so you can imagine my reaction when they LITERALLY GOT SOMEWHERE ELSE'D IN ACT 3??????

[tribblefarmer]

Me, reading the broadcast scene in NTN:

We'll know that's Gideon for real and not a puppet if she calls Palamedes Sex Pal lol

Several chapters later:

Me:

Holy shit she's back

[nico-esoterica]

Love that when I was introduced to Doechii three+ years ago, I had the same feeling about her I had about BTS right before they became global superstars.

I truly am never wrong.

[c0smic-horrorwerewolf]

just watched helluva boss season 2 finale.

I FUCKING SAID SO!!! I KNEW STOLIZ WOULD BE HEALTHY IF IT WERT FOR CAPITALISM!!!!!

[randomnameless]

More lolcalised stuff- this time, about Supreme Sadness when Billy turns green

:'(

Before the fight, lolcalised!Hubbie gives some meaningless stuff, but jp!Hubbie... already guessed, and/or knew, how "special" Billy was, after all, they, of all people, should be able to rekt Solon and a bunch of Agarthans, right?

The lolcalisation toned down Hubbie's fondness for Supreme Leader, Billy is "our professor" and not only, Supreme Leader's mentor. Damn, combining this with the ealier mention, what were Hubert's thoughts about Billy during WC?

They're not their teacher, did he just saw them as one of Supreme Leader's fancy or one of her whims - who also happens to be someone who would help or ruin them?

Note how the "why" was turned in a "what" and the "in such a way" it's just, chief's kiss.

"mah teacher, why did you turn in a lizard?!?"

"because otherwise your science minister would have killed me? My bad, I can't say that."

I feel like the wordless "..." conveys more shock/ire than the "I see" from the lolcalised version (and the seiyuu is basically giving a long "inspire then expire" sound, as if Supreme Leader is trying to calm down), but think of Supreme Leader here, the SoC + being lizard colored means, to her, that Billy is indeed kin to Seiros who was also "loved by the goddess".

No matter how hard she denies it, now it's real : Billy's part lizard :(

Pat removed some parts, Sothis now "looks" favorably upon Billy and Seiros just because Billy wears the SoC, nothing about their new lizard traits.

Pat : "Supreme Leader just asks how Billy will use that power, it's Billy who pick choices!"

FE16 : Supreme Leader pits "the world and the people" against the Monastery, surely, this isn't foreshadowing anything :)

Note how Billy doesn't mention the Monastery in their choices, maybe it's what "the students" was supposed to be, or it's to sell a certain later choice?

(But then Supreme Leader adds that if the World and the Students were to fight, no matter what side Billy would pick, it'd still mean he fights for both so...)

[arinrowan]

Aaaand mom's at the hospital again