#call me a yank
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sequencer987 · 5 months ago
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As someone who has self identified as a Yankee for my entire life, the “What do we call people from the U.S.” discourse is so fucking annoying.
Yes, not all people in the U.S. are Yankees internally, but I think it’s fine as an international descriptor.
No, Yankee is not a slur or even a fucking pejorative. The only people who really take issue with being called a Yankee are Southerners and Californians.
Southerners because there’s a lot of bad blood between them and Yankees, and Californians because they are deeply stupid and generally uninformed about the world outside of their own gentrified hell hole of a state.
If you see someone telling you that ‘Yankee’ is a slur, they’re uninformed. Holy hell I have no idea why this is even a controversy. Nobody from the U.S. has ever had an issue with being called a Yank until seemingly this goddamn year.
One of our anthems in WWII was literally called “The Yanks are Coming.” The reason people from other countries call us Yanks is because that’s literally what we have called ourselves since before the fucking revolutionary war.
I understand why some people may not like the label, but I think it’s a little unreasonable to expect people abroad to constantly be differentiating between Yankees and Dixies and Cajuns and (Louisiana) Creoles and Cascadians and Gulfards and Appalachians and Southwesterners and Californians. Especially since we RARELY grant them the same courtesy.
Plus, we are not the only people in the Americas. Calling us ‘Americans’ feels like a fucking placeholder name at this point because we never thought of anything better.
And like yeah, it’s annoying when British people say the word ‘Yank’ derisively; but if we’re gonna ban all words that sound annoying when British people say them then we would have to get rid of the entire English Language.
Plus I am so sick of seeing the term Usamerican. It looks stupid and I have no fucking idea how you’re supposed to pronounce it out loud. It’s a goddamn internet world that is literally only used on tumblr. Also, it ties Yankee cultural identity to the nation of the United States. Fuck that. My culture and identity do not belong to a fucking flag, and leftists in the United States have actually been working very hard to decouple our identity as people from centuries of nationalist bullshit.
We are not inextricably linked to our fucking government and Usamerican only legitimizes the nationalist bullshit of “Stand for the pledge or you aren’t a REAL AMERICAN.”
I’m a Yankee. That’s what I am. If you don’t like Yanks (perfectly understandable given our history), then please just call me by the variety of anti-Yankee prejoratives that already fucking exist. I would rather be called a gringo or a seppo than a fucking ‘usamerican.’
EDIT: Thinking on it some more, if you are gonna call me a Usamerican, please at least have the decency to do so with derision. Make it an insult, not a fucking neutral term.
Also Estadounidense is fine. It works much better in Spanish anyhow. It just can’t really be directly translated into English and still roll off the tongue.
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the-meme-monarch · 5 months ago
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"we don't discriminate based on gender" then why did you make me give you my honorifics when you didn't include mx in the options❓
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solar-halos · 2 months ago
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thank u sm for the tag @ongreenergrasses!! these games are soo fun
rules: list your top ten favorite female characters who have been mega bitches at some point or another, then you guys pick your favorite!
added context: they do not have to be terrible people. it can just be top ten female characters but ✨ women ✨
tags (if u want!): @horrorsix @maidstew @the-sun-and-the-sea @thelettersfromnoone @dancingonmoonbeams
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slamminslamminmcgill · 10 months ago
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hi i went to an orgy tonight and shoutout to the transmasc who did this shit to me you’re so nacho-coded
maybe teaser for chapter 4 of perrito who knows (it does exist i swear)
warning: petplay, bdsm, dubcon, free use, rimming mention, nacho varga is trans this is true vince gilligan told me
anatomical terms (for nacho lel): pussy, t-cock
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Ignacio Varga.
Or just “Nacho”, according to the rest of the Salamancas, and “Nachito” to no one else but Lalo. He was the one person here that you knew nothing about. Hector and the twins had been discussed in passing; Tuco was in prison with you; and you were so familiar with Lalo that you knew what his butthole tasted like. Nacho? Nothing. Nothing beyond Lalo’s testimonial of “He’s cool. You’ll like him.” You wanted to take his word for it, but “cool” seemed like a bit of an understatement. He was a fucking Ice Queen. Hadn’t said a single goddamn word to you since he got here.
And yet Lalo gave him a leash.
That must have said something about his character. After all, Lalo wouldn’t dream of putting his precious little fuckpuppy in harm’s way without a safeword. Shit, he must be more trustworthy than Tuco, since he’s allowed to be alone with you. Or at the very least, he’s not a reckless cokehead.
You didn’t think he was going to take you up on your services. You figured he was going to spend his week at the hacienda rolling his eyes and keeping to himself. But eventually he surprised you.
He must’ve been watching you, hiding in the shadows and waiting until you were by yourself in the bathroom. As you turned around to lock the door, a note slipped under it.
3 AM
Kitchen.
Be there alone.
-Nacho
Okay, sure, he likes his privacy. You figured that out already. Just to be safe, you showed the note to Lalo, who seemed positively giddy at the thought.
“Ooh, nice! ¡Muy caliente, jaja! (Very hot, haha!) You crazy kids have fun, alright? Let me know how it goes.”
Alright. Have fun. That was probably doable, unless Nacho’s dick game was abysmal. You were facing a best case fun, worst case boredom scenario. No big deal. You could handle that.
The clock struck 3 and you made your way downstairs, your collar jingling with each step. When you arrived, Nacho was already leaning against the fridge, the chain-link threaded between his fingers. “Hey,” was the first time you heard his voice.
“Hey…” you croaked back.
“You gonna be okay if I put this on you?” He asked, tightening the leash in his fists.
“Yeah, uh, go for it.” You leaned forward and stuck your neck out, giving him a clear shot of where to clip the leash.
Nacho clicked it to you, and with that he had your entire being under his control, at his mercy and his alone. He took a moment of silence to soak it in, to savor and honor this feeling of domination.
And then he dragged you down the hallway to the bathroom.
Nacho pushed you in and followed closely behind, locking the door behind himself. “Sit,” he commanded of you.
You instantly dropped to your knees like a good boy. Such a good boy. Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy. Good doggy.
“Good boy,” Nacho reiterated, slipping his hand through the loop at the end of the leash. He went to undo his belt, then his jeans. He tugged those down, and then his underwear…
Holy shit…
How did you not see that coming?
The mere sight of it stunned you like a flashbang.
It just so happened that Ignacio Varga, Nacho, “Nachito”, had a pussy.
And the biggest t-cock you’d ever seen.
And you barely had a chance to gasp before your face was being smushed into it.
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dapperrokyuu · 7 months ago
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That one comic where Mizi's trying to figure out what something means and shenanigans ensue...
Basic: The joke is that Mizi is asking about sex.
Better: The joke is that Mizi is incredibly casual about physical touch, and its lewd and lethal to those who have a crush on her.
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beatriceportinari · 6 months ago
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americans are so sweet <3
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lpn3rd · 1 month ago
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termagax · 3 months ago
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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kylewalker-peters · 5 months ago
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Screaming and crying and shaking I cannot believe I saw him win that live oh my fucking GOD
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airenyah · 7 months ago
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Your essay on Joong's underrated acting skills deepened my Joong appreciation so much, that I watched Mafia the Series, I'm watching Ploy's Yearbook (even though there is a serious lack of Joong so far), and I'm planning on watching The Warp Effect too. I haven't watched het shows in over ten years, so this is a big deal! 😂 I really liked him with Dunk in their shows, but MTS gave me another facet of him, because he's so timid in it, unlike in SIMM and HA, where he's (seemingly) very cool and in control. So thank you for making me a full time Joong (and Dunk) girl 💜
i saw this message first thing in the morning when i woke up yesterday and it instantly put me in a good mood!!! <3
YESSSSSS I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
mafia the series might actually be my absolute fave thai het-show, it's just SO funny!!!! and the entire cast is so great, like, not just joong but the entire cast plays off each other SO well. and don't even get me started on gina virahya and her portrayal of anna kondra!!!!
you know, when i went into mafia the series i saw the poster and was like "ughh i really am gonna have to sit through this standard (overly) dramatic mafia show just for joong, huh. the things i do for my boy..." and then. AND THEN. you can imagine my surprise. i was crying tears of laughter throughout the show and i was actually laughing so hard that my mom made a comment about how she could hear my laugh in my room
beam is my loser boy and joong portrays him in such an adorably awkward way, i love it <333
and yes there IS a serious lack of joong in ploy's yearbook so far :((((
it was quite funny tho bc in the one scene where joong does show up i immediately recognized him by the back of his head, like!! i saw this:
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and instantly went "OH there's my boy!!!!!" 😂😂😂
and i can't wait to see him with film bc film did extremely well with gun in not me and i feel like film and joong will also work together really well
you know, i'm always happy to turn people into full time joong (and dunk) girls!!!!!!
i've adored them ever since simm which i watched live from ep2 onwards. fun fact, actually: when i started simm i actually had no idea who they were (even though technically i'd seen dunk in bad buddy already, except i wasn't paying attention to the random high school bandmates and so i didn't actually recognize dunk and only realized later on ahahah)
aaaanyway, i had no idea who they were, right? and so in 2022 my mom and i spent two nights in prague during easter and in the evening we were in our hotel room and we were kinda looking for something to watch. and i was like "hey look, gmmtv has a new bl out and it looks kinda cute and fluffy judging by the thumbnails?? and like something that doesn't require too much brain power?? plus, there's also only two eps out so far, so we'll be caught up right away" and so we watched the first two episodes and then the two of us ended up watching every new ep together every week hahaha
i actually didn't really talk about it on tumblr back then and when you go back on my blog you'll see that there are hardly any simm post. but really, with every new simm episode that aired i liked joongdunk more and more. and especially once the characters started dating i was actually so in awe about just how comfortable joong and dunk were with each other and how they absolutely weren't afraid to touch? like, their physical affection was just so casual, like it was the most natural thing in the world to them in an "i'm-not-even-thinking-about-it-bc-it's-so-normal" kind of way and that was just soooo refreshing to watch?? i was (and still am) truly amazed
and when just a couple of months later, at the end of 2022 gmmtv announced joongdunk were gonna get another show together i got SO excited!! and also when it was revealed that simm was included in our skyy 2!!!!
and then hidden agenda started airing and then i was tagged in that tag game and then i went to watch joong's entire filmography and then i ended up falling into a joongdunk rabbit hole and here we are...
anyway, i have multiple agendas and one of them is turning people into joong fans and dunk fans and joongdunk fans sllksdfd
and my other agenda is getting people to watch mafia the series, bc it's truly a gem of a show!!!!
(speaking of agendas: the only thing that's missing in your message is you telling me that you approve of my fight for a sexy joongdunk vampire bl, like... that would have made the message and the influence of my joong/dunk/joongdunk blogging complete 😂😂😂)
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gethsemanegege · 1 day ago
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my toxic trait is that I give up on people easily
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leslieseveride · 7 months ago
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was watching the latest little clip from 6x09 and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY MY STUPID STONER BRAIN MADE THIS CONNECTION?????? 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
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oidheadh-con-culainn · 6 months ago
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the good news for you guys is that if the blackberries aren't actually canon and are a translation issue, you definitely get the smutty blackberry juice fic, bc i can't use it for the other project if it's not "accurate", so, yay for you
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demadogs · 2 years ago
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some of you guys think queerbaiting is just when your favorite queer ship isnt made canon and not a literal marketing tactic used to manipulate queer people into consuming their media
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rearranging-deck-chairs · 11 months ago
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i cannot help myself im sorry
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dayurno · 8 months ago
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we’ve talked about nurse jean but have you ever thought about nurse kevin. have u. worlds most awkward most attentive nurse in the world. picturing him in scrubs as we speak
OF COURSE I HAVE i listen well obviously i have thought about it. first of all i am into nurse costumes with the little dresses so you can jot it down if you want, but even besides that its really cute……………. little scrubs……….. i feel like although kevin is not a nurturing person at all he would be such a good nurse, if a forceful one….. i think he would do great at telling people what to do and how to do it to get better and all things considered might even be a good nurse. plus if you hit your head really hard and ended up in a hospital and saw kevin day over you checking your vitals wouldnt you think he was an angel?
i wrote a kevjean fic once lovingly titled nurse kevin because it was about the stretch of time jean stayed in palmetto before usc where kevin kind of helped abby take care of jean’s injuries (mostly out of guilt, mostly out of a secret second reason). he was really good and diligent but not gentle at all… truly bulldozing jean back to health…. here’s a funny scene
“Don’t Kevin me, I am serious. If you hurt yourself for any reason, I will make you regret it.” He tilts Jean’s chin back, pushing the mouth of his own bottle through Jean’s lips and forcing water down. As a nurse, Kevin makes a tremendous athlete. “Drink. It’s good to get some water in you every few minutes.”
Cool water slips down his throat. A bit of it drips down the corner of Jean’s mouth, and it must soften the nasty stare he gives Kevin over the bottle. Kevin swipes it away with his thumb, squeezing Jean’s chin, and only pulls away when Jean cannot take it anymore and forcefully grips his wrist.
This is… this is babying, even for Kevin Day.
“I am not an invalid,” Jean tells him, but he is so thoroughly ignored in lieu of Kevin checking on his bandages that it doesn’t matter. “Kevin, I’m fine.”
“You’re fine when I see that you’re fine,” Kevin dismisses him. At last, he straightens up, then taps on the small of Jean’s back for him to do the same. Out of habit, and perhaps something else, Jean does as he says. “Keep your posture up. You might upset your stitches otherwise.”
SO YEAH horrible horrible nurse who does not care at all if you dont want to be healthy…… i need him. he could fix me. he did not fix jean but me for sure he would
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