#calico kills the cat

[llamagoddessofficial]

May I have some Fae Killer dating headcanons?

Fae Killer is... weird

He's extremely hard to get a read on. At least the other Winter courtiers are easy to make sense of - Dust is quiet and serious, Horror is big and scary but shy, Nightmare is regal and refined with an undercurrent of rage. They make sense.

Killer? He's violent, but he's always got a friendly grin. He has the same "who, me?" expression whether he's eating a cookie or murdering someone. His backstory is unknown, changing every time someone asks. He appears to speak genuinely and openly, yet no one can trust a single word that comes out of his mouth. His knack for tricking and stealing is unparalleled, he tricks people out of things as small as their eye colour or as huge as their ability to breathe, all with the exact same 'silly' easygoing aura. He rescues stray cats from the cold and brings them into the castle, feeding them fish and chicken every day, but he also delights in torturing people he doesn't like.

Perhaps the only consistent thing about him is how obviously he's in love with you.

Even before dating him, his affection is blatant. He acts like he wants to be your best friend, your closest confidant, he's always looking for reassurance that he's your 'favourite'. The other skeletons will tell you that he doesn't shut up about you when you're not there. He's constantly outrageously flirting - he seems to show love through stealing from you, taking minor things like your ability to read the word 'strawberry', just so you'll get mad at him (it's obvious he thinks you're hot when you're mad). You're always covered in black marks and he laughs at almost everything you say.

When you do start dating him, he just... stops tricking you. Stops stealing from you, too. There's no warning, and no clear reason; you're just suddenly the only person in any world who's safe from his trickery. You could say something that leaves you wide open and the guy who could steal someone's nose from their face will act like he heard/saw nothing.

He's cuddly. So, so cuddly. It's actually kinda cute, when he's sleepy and aggressively snuggly with you. Kinda feels like he's been starved of affection, and he's making up for it by never letting you go.

No matter where you fall asleep, you'll wake up to Killer cuddled up. Probably a few of his cats piled in as well.

His number 1 goal is to get you laughing. There's always jokes, always remarks, it's so hard to be serious around him because he knows exactly what'll get you giggling. That's worth more to him than all the treasures in Summer and Winter.

He's generally an easygoing datemate, he has outlets for his jealousy. But he takes EXTREME offence to another fae stealing something from you. That means immediate violence.

This man will kill for you. In fact, he'll offer that option alarmingly quickly. Please ask him not to kill for you, for everyone else's safety.

His romantic side is dialled up to eleven. You're always coming home to mood lighting and surprise dinners, he's always taking you to beautiful scenic spots he's found in the Winter realm, he gives you things that remind him of you (typically flowers and gemstones, but sometimes magical artefacts, and occasionally something rather expensive that looks like it was stolen right from the Summer realm).

He's constantly wearing a 'happy' face. But sometimes, in private, the face falls. You can glimpse the part of himself he hides from everyone. If you can still hold him when he's not funny anymore, when the mask has fallen off... then he will burn down the whole world for you.

[catsbeaversandducks]

When the server tries to take your plate before you're done eating.

Photo/caption by Dawn Pritts

[dakt37]

Can we have more pics of Ginny pretty please?

Sure, here's my favorite outtake from yesterday:

[dixieandherbabies]

Dixie and her babies.

Looking for the correct dirty place on the catio to flop down! Flop!

[yikes-ajax]

No touchy

[danmeichael]

misvil warrior cat au!!!

[nickloonie]

why am i not married i might kill myseld

[declanlovesqueers]

yesterday was my cat’s third birthday. her name is Toad (after Frog and Toad) and she’s gorgeous. enjoy some pics of her from baby to now. she was so tiny and now she’s so fuckin big

[stimulated-radiation-emission]

There's a lot of fish for cats (bass fishing)

[vapolemon]

Memories

Recently, I went to see the forest next to my elementary school where I'd spend a lot of time with my friends back then. So I decided to make a comic about the thoughts I had while walking around.

[thetingus]

Two beasts being boring as hell.

I made you enrichment and this is how you repay me. Please kill the false prey for my amusement.

[valentineblacker]

The entire original post is kind of a mess IMO. There's tetrachromat humans but it's not a yellow cone (we lost those!), it's just that some people with 2 X chromosomes have 2 slightly different red cones, while other people have one or the other (or neither). But not even that is 25% of the population. Also dichromats are more like between 5-10%. And also I agree this is more of a monitor test. (Except dichromats probably can't see many variations).

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

(x)

[radicalrocko234]

My cat’s searching through my backpack! Do you think she’ll find anything interesting other than my library books?

[yikes-ajax]

*stacks your cats*

[miqojak]

All I could think about as she threatened the giant bird over and over... was the smallest of my cats, who LOVES to birdwatch and has been obsessed with murder ever since she caught a mouse once - my partner and I regularly joke about how bad she wants out to get at the birds/mice, "Mother, I would like to murder now!" Wuk is the quintessential cat, and I daresay she'd get along perfectly with just about any Miqo'te, given their drive to hunt, as well.

I have had Wuk Lamat for 5 seconds but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone on this data center and then myself.

[atsukoseigyoku]

Two truths and one lie! Tag someone else to play!

1. I have a fake eye

2. I have a calico cat

3. I have killed 47 people!

@yippe3allthedamnnamesrtaken @number-2-hero-hawks