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im currently enduring a british concoction so bad that it making considering stealing food out of my dogs bowl
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my breakfast? three cough drops
#im so sick and need to go to the store buti just cannot#i will have some apple sauce and by apple sauce i mean purreed mango in a pouch
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Might be worth scanning the Gay Purr-ee book, it seems to be rare. I know there's an entirely different book on it thats super abridged that is scanned.
I might! I know it's at my parent's house and safe there for now and I don't have easy access to a good scanner... but I'm definitely open to it. It's a cute little book from what I saw.
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My I suggest my personal favorite...
The poll for live-action movie musicals is here. Separate polls for Disney movies will come later.
#the title!#the songs#the cats!!#there's a French artist lesson#a cat brothel#an evil American cat trying to buy a bride#the money cats know where the money tree grows#gay purree#animated musicals#polls#musicals
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The winner to the poll, a slight redesign of the grass starter Purreed! A new poll will be up shortly for what will be done next :>
Disclaimer: I had this starter idea since Black and White were the newest gen.
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Chained to a demon (18+)
Pairing: Fyodor Dostoevsky x fem!reader
Colour: rough and kinky
Warnings: bondage (kind of), vaginal sex, semi-public, prison, fingering, rough sex, kissing, spanking, hand over eyes, wall sex, loving pet names, praise, fyodor being a bit dom and tiny bit possessive, gloves, cum-eating, teasing, unprotected sex (don't do this kids, use your condoms), creampie (also don't do this), semi-public
Words: 2399
Summary: You have been working under Fyodor's orders for a while now. Unfortunately, that meant you were also arrested with him. He has a plan to escape, unlocking every lock in his way but the handcuffs that chain you together.
P.s. this is supposed to be set between Fyodor's arrest and his move to the high-security prison. It is a hypothetical situation.
Fyodor suddenly kneeled next to the iron door. The chain of the handcuffs connecting you was long, but not long enough to continue allowing you to stand. You fell to your knees next to him.
"What are you doing?", you said to him annoyed.
His hands were feeling the delicate mechanisms of the cell's lock. "I believe it is evident what I am doing, moya lyubov"
"I don't know what that means, and could you please just give me a warning next time?"
The silent click of the lock drew your attention. Fyodor let go of the iron bars and the door slid open.
"What the devil did you do?", you asked.
"I am tired of the view here", he said, "The lighting is wrong, the eyes too many and I am getting impatient"
"What are you-hey!", the chain pulled you towards him as he waltzed out of the small cell.
"Do not squabble so loud, moya lyubov, or you will draw the guards' attention sooner than I would prefer"
You opened your mouth to respond but no words were uttered. The fewer guards you encountered the fewer people would get hurt in the process and the cleaner your clothes would remain. Getting out was inevitable now that Fyodor had decided upon it, but getting out without encountering a soul would be a welcome bonus.
You stopped in front of a magnetically sealed door. Fyodor reached in his pocket and uncovered the piece of clear tape you had seen him stick on the iron food tray on lunch day. He had covered it with potato purree he had dried to powder. He pressed it on the fingerprint lock and in a few moments the light around it turned into the most beautiful green you had ever seen.
The door opened to reveal another long corridor. Fyodor moved ahead with ease, his mind probably already in possession of a detailed map of the prison's structure. Soon, he opened the door to a small guards' room, empty of its occupants. He locked the door behind him before he pulled the two of you to one of the lockers.
"Good, it will be much harder to be noticed if we blend in as part of their security", you tossed a guard's hat up and down with your spare hand.
"That is not what I require from this room, moya lyubov", he continued to search through the lockers one by one.
"No? But it would be useful", you said confused, "Oh, perhaps you can find a key for these cuffs, they tend to have the same ones per batch"
"Ah, here it is", he suddenly said. You thought he had answered your question until you saw him take out a pair of black gloves from the locker instead of a small silver key.
"Gloves?", you asked, "I'm sorry, but how is that going to help us get out?"
"It is not", Fyodor responded nonchalantly, "I do not wish to escape just yet".
"Then what-", your sentence was cut off as Fyodor collided your lips together. Your body recovered quickly from the initial shock and melted under his touch.
Touch; he was touching you! You had spent days bound to this man, years longing for him from afar, and yet all it took was a pair of borrowed gloves for him to play with all the strings of your heart like it was his cello. His kiss was rough and needy, devouring all of the words that he always left unsaid. A cold surface hit your back; the lockers. You twisted your body to get a better angle at him and he took the opportunity to cup your blushed hot cheek.
"What are you doing?", you breathed against his lips once he broke the kiss.
"I already told you", he said, "My patience has its limits. And when it comes to you, I'm afraid they fall quite short"
He kissed you again. This time his mouth trailed down your throat, tongue following the trail of your bones. He lodged his leg between your legs, his knee rubbing against your lower parts.
"Fyo...dor....", you sighed as his hands circled your nipples over the fabric of your prison uniform.
"I want you lisichka", he said, slowly peeling off the top of your blue jumpsuit, " I wanted you for years, I want you at this moment, and I will want you for all the moments and years to come". It was clear that his words were stalling for time, his grip loose enough for you to shake him away. "And if you don't push me away right now I'll take you right here and now, moya lyubov"
He dove to take one breast in his mouth, the other in his hand. Your head fell back as his knee continued to press on your clothed cunt. Your fingers clung to his slick black hair and pulled him closer, the chain scraping his pale cheek. Your hips jolted towards him at every touch of his. You guided the hand that was chained to yours down to the last of your jumpsuit's buttons and slipped both your hands underneath the uniform. He wasted no time in plunging two of his digits inside your walls. Your free hand gripped his shoulder as your body trembled underneath him. He had not done anything complicated, and yet he turned you on more than any other man. His presence was domineering, his touch loving and precise. Your juices were drenching his black glove as its roughness brushed over your silk walls.
He laughed over your skin. "I have to admit he quite surprised me when he tied us together with these", he said
"Why-"
He closed in enough so his free hand could lift the chain of your handcuffs to your lips. He placed the cold metal between your teeth, his thumb brushing the corner of your mouth.
"I have no intention of letting you know that", his lips attacked your shoulder. Your whines were muffled by the iron chain that hung from your teeth. Fyodor pushed his body onto yours, your bare back pressing down on the cold surface of the guards' lockers. "Unless you'd like to make a deal for it", he smiled. His thumb was dexterously playing with your bud, his teeth were lightly scraping your skin as he traced your collarbone, making you shiver. You opened your mouth to speak, but before you could utter a word Fyodor grabbed the falling chain and shoved it back in. He placed a soft puckery kiss over your sealed lips. "You can nod", he said.
He withdrew his hand from your lower lips and raised it to his mouth. He made a show of licking each finger with a snarky smile as his thumb traced circles on your left breast. He lightly scraped your torso from neck to waist with the back of his wet fingers before he kneeled down and buried his face in your cunt. He lifted one of your legs and placed it over his shoulder, his tongue reaching between your walls as his thumbs stretched their entrance. Your moan made the thin chain rattle. "Don't you drop it now, lisichka", Fyodor said as he kissed your bud, "I'll be very angry if you do that before the time comes".
He let his mouth water as he kissed your lower lips. His tongue once again plunged inside you. Your body trembled as he moaned for no other reason than to draw this exact reaction. "Let me let you in on my plan, lisichka", he said, his fingers taking the place of his tongue as he pumped them in and out of your body. "You will come on my hand and then I'll help you escape. But before that", he thrusted another finger into your hole, his other hand drawing circles quicker and quicker over your bud, "I'm gonna fuck you so hard I'll be the only thought in your mind until I get out myself"
One hand fell upon your asscheek, leaving behind a rosey imprint. The other reached inside you, searching for the sweet spot that would make the legs that squeezed him trembling and weak. His eyes were as sure as his fingers as they drove you closer and closer to the cliff of pleasure. Your writhed in his grasp but he only picked up the speed of his digits inside you. Your hand gripped his black hair as he spat on the hand which worked your clit. You could not see behind the white blur that clouded your eyes. The metal taste of the chain filled your mouth as you bit down harder, your body falling into the pits of euphoria.
Your vision was still white and you did not see him stand up. Suddenly he was in front of you, lulling the chain from your mouth and plunging his tongue inside in a deep kiss. There was a fire under the ice of his heart, like a sleeping volcano under the Russian glaciers. He turned you over. Your eyes were covered again. He let you taste yourself on his fingers before he returned them to your clit. He buried open kisses on your shoulder and nape as he pressed you against him. You could feel his painful bulge underneath his prison clothes.
"Say you want me", he breathed, "say you need me moya lyubov"
"Fyodor..."
"Ask me to fuck you", you could not see his smile and yet you knew it was there. His one hand moved to wrap around your torso, his other pulled out his cock and placed the tip on your entrance. "Tell me you want me inside you", he let his tip trace the lips of your folds.
"Fyodor....", you trembled. You pressed the lockers with your hands and pushed your body towards him, but he was good at keeping you at a distance. "Please", you heaved from need, "Please I need you inside me. I want you to fuck me. I can't take it any-"
He cut your sentence short. He plunged himself deep inside you. That hand that kept your eyes in the dark moved to cover your open mouth.
"Here's my deal lisichka:", he drew his length all the way out and thrusted back in. Your hand shot up to catch the locker as your body was jolted forwards. Fyodor softly played with your stray locks. You wiggled your hips, anything to get some friction, but he held you in place. His face seemed unbothered by the agony of the stillness between you. "You will hold until we come together", he said by your ear, "and I'll let you in on a secret"
His words came as a statement rather than a choice. Still, he waited until you nodded your head before he smiled and started to move. His thrusts were slow at first, his head fell back as if he was relishing the moment. He closed his eyes as if he wanted to isolate the sensation of the bond that bound the two of you.
"Do you know why they bound you to me?", his next thrust sent you forward. He picked up the pace, the sound of his hips meeting yours filling your ears. His hand still muffled your moans, so you could not respond even if he wanted you to. "I bet Dazai thought he would hobble me this way", he laughed, "Cause I'd be too concerned of using my ability on you by accident"
He grunted. You whined against his gloved hand. You could not control your breath anymore. Your heartbeat reverberated the beating of his body onto yours. He slipped his fingers into your mouth, your saliva dripping on the black leather.
"I wish I could fuck you like this in front of him", his voice was lost in the music of your bodies, "I wish he could see what a trifle his effort was"
He was saying that but his annoyance was clear. Whatever was the case, you could not help but bless Dazai as Fyodor sent you closer and closer to heaven. You felt the wetness of a tear running down your cheek. Your mind could not begin to process what was happening. You felt Fyodor's warmth as he pounded inside you, his hands wrapped around your naked body in the middle of a guards' room.
He changed his angle. The tip of his length kissed your cervix, your whine echoing around the walls. He removed his hand from your mouth and placed it on your hips, much like the other. He granted you a kiss on the side of your neck, his eyes searching for displeasure on your face. But there was none to be found. Your walls squeezed him tighter and he breathed heavily at the sensation. He grabbed your breast. He leaned in, close to your ear, and whispered, "You're squeezing me so tightly moya lyubov". He let his voice drop before he added in a grated tone, "Would you like me to make you mine?". He turned your body to the side, one of his hands holding up your leg. "Show me your face", he said, "I want to see it plead me to ruin you. That is the price of loving me"
Your mind was in a haze. One look at him was all it took to send it there. His words were coarse and domineering but his eyes were pleading for you like a man dying of thirst. He was drawing circles on your bud again, his thrusts quickening. He nipped on your ear as his warm essence filled you. You felt yourself let go, the knot in your stomach bursting and overflowing from your lower self. Your body trembled but he held you close to help you stand. He held your head and pulled you for a kiss.
"Good girl", he whispered against your lips, "Wait for me until we meet again. Whether that's in cuffs, or the end, or a life other than this one."
He pulled out and kissed you again, this time hugging your body from the front. He pulled a small metal needle-like object from his pocket and in a matter of moments your cuffs were unlocked. He placed his thumb on your lower lip, his face serious as ever.
"Wait for me to make you cum again", he said.
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¹ moya lyubov = моя люб��вь = my love
² lisichka = Лисичка = Little fox
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I was looking up on a website to buy food, and typed in purree . I got reccomended diarrhea, curious and wtf seconds later I clicked .
I got nothing .
I don't know what my stupid ass was expecting to find 👀
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Made pumpkin purree and used it as a base for pasta sauce and now thats all i wanna eat
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who the fuck let pumpkin purree taste so good. literally just pumpkin . but its so good. wtf
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Pelipper mail: a dozen pouches of pecha purree, in a squeezable container for easy access. The texture is a little bit like applesauce.
Thank you
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Look! My boyfriend made me noodles
[ID: a picture of a small dessert bowl filled with orange purree. /End ID]
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Do you still have the book based off Gay Purree, how does it go?
It's just a book about cats in Paris. I don't have easy access to it, sadly, it's at my parents house so I only see it sometimes. I'll try to remember next time I'm there and not incredibly busy!
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im gonna finish my no good stinky pumpkin purree
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As stated, I wish to know what the next thing you guys want to see is! I will also allow asks if you want and the like.
Also, please reblog if you vote. There's a week to this and I want to see how wild the vote number can get :>
Edit: Purreed is the most recent post before this
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4, 5, 22 for the weirdly specific asks!!!
Ask me things!
4. Mythical create you think/believe is real? Angels. The jersey devil.
5. Favorite form of potato? Okay I said mashed already but let me be specific: skins on. Not purreed super smooth.
22. Do you have an emotional support water bottle? YES! It’s purple from the National Theatre, I got it when I was in London this summer. It fits in my purse I bring it basically everywhere.
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