#She would kill me for a puree

[ishgard]

"The most important thing is that you survive."

[sparklingdemon]

i know sorrow's quote was in referral to blue but i feel like it could also be applied to leaf/green herself and abandon lonliness: i am's new ending from a meta standpoint if you think abt it hard enough……….

i mean. did we not see OP try to rewrite history in order to prevent the tragedy of lonliness and leaf rotting in hell? do we dare to forget - to erase what she did to lonliness? can she be forgiven now that it never happened in the first place...?

[fatedroses]

What do you do when your Emperor keeps stealing the youngest prince from right under your nose?

[guest-1-2-3]

There is a very specific trope in media that never fails to make me feel physically sad and uncomfortable and it's that scene in Hunchback where the crowd is cheering for Quasimodo--who's all happy and smiling--and then they start making fun of him and throwing fruit and shoving him around. it's also the scene in Ella Enchanted where she's eating the birthday cake and it's delicious, but she realizes she can't stop and starts crying. it is also the end of the Little Match Girl where we see her warm and happy before the vision fades and she's slumped and shivering in the snow. something about pure elation turning into fear and pain so fast just triggers some primal emotion in me

[suusoh]

Johan with a gun kink is fine and all but Anna Liebert with a gun kink is just ✨ chef's kiss ✨.

She probably has no qualms over pulling the gun during your sex sessions. Might even fuck her darling with it (it's not loaded but her darling doesn't need to know that 💋). She probably licks the tip of her gun, before sliding it in her darling's mouth/pussy. This is probably when she's feeling extra sadistic and wants to see her darling in that fear and aroused state while anna just laughs and fucks her darling harder . She's a disgusting menace (affectionate)

anon, anon, wait. Anon wait WAIT WAITTTT WAITTTTTTT THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE. KEEP COOKING.

No because the gun basically becomes another way for anna to have a dick...................... making darling deep throat it like if it were her actual cock.

Speaking of cock, hear me out anon hear me out... But imagine if anna uses a freaking revolver on darling instead of a pistol here. That way, when anna slides it inside those gummy walls, she can goad darling for a little game of russian roulette.

Tw: gunplay, and slight talks of necro ( NOT REALLY. It's just anna egging you because whats a little gunplay without genuine fear of dying), and uh... Dollification, and also body mutilation mention.

Just the pure FEAR of you laying there, legs spread because she told you if you try to close your legs on her, she'll pull the trigger.

So you do your best to be obedient and listen and take in everything even though you're unable to feel the pleasure anymore through the sheer numbing shock and fear of you getting fucking SHOT down there.

and the cockiness (and slight insanity) comes in when anna, knowing the next might be blank, pulls the trigger while its still inside.

The full bodied sob that flinches throughout your body when you both hear the click of the gun while its so far deep in your pussy is enough to make annas brain go haywireeeee. The gun is so far deep in you, you can practically feel the cold metal nudge against your cervix.

All while you have this blonde maniac on top of you pulling the trigger and goading you if you might not be so lucky next time, and how she'll miss you dearly if that were the case. But dont worry baby, she wont find anyone else.

No, no you're it for her.

She'll find a way to still keep you all warm for her even after. She's got a way around dead bodies you know? And she'll keep yours extra nice and pretty, keep you in a nice glass storage like a doll. You want that? Wanna be her little babydoll all clean and pretty and hers to play with whenever she wants to play house? no?

Well then how about you be a good little girl, do the sign of the cross infront of her right now, yes right now- don't make her repeat herself, and say a little prayer that the next click won't be the one that'll put a hole in your womb.

[outroindigo]

wish i knew how to edit or smthn bc none of u understand how big my brain is for this

[moonilit]

Bunch of teams that i think are fun and been playing with lately just because talking about them making me excited and thats the point of this blog so:

Noelle burgeon team

(Non of these teams are supposed to teach you anything) I like Noelle, i actually like most healers so I really wanted a team of her that felt *to me* fun to play and her burgeon team is pretty fun, she is a healer, driver and shielder she is on 4p exile and a fav claymore, i get her burst before we are done one rotation and its so fun and feel freeing in a way, noelle feels so right for this team, and the burgeon dmg looks amazing lol (tried it once in abyss and got two stars but i play on mobile so idk if someone more pro can actually get all three)

2. Lisa vacuum cleaner

I Like lisa, actually every character i bothered making up teams for i do like so, but i like lisa especially i crowned her lol, its an aggravate team, but the release of Baizhu made her more fun to play, venti is much more fun than C0 kazuha especially in the overworld but if i want an effective dps lisa team it would be c2 kazuha or sucrose depending on who is available atm (with fischl ofc)

4. Keqing&Tignari team

Ngl the entire point of this team is working around no Miko in my account but still wanting to maximize tighnari team dps, And who would have thought these two would fit together :D!!

it works thanks to baizhu mwah mwah, with him both healing and shielding we are killing baby lets gooo quick swapping never been this quick swapping before

Honorable mentions go to Candace and my mistsplitter kaeya because hydro infusion, extra buff, extra dmg, nice blues etc etc i love them please send me suggestions to who else to add

Teams im waiting for hoyo to give me something for: more variations of wanderer teams because im dying here plz give me something new for him i don’t want broken dmg i want functioning funny, also double geo double electro team just because purple and gold look nice together like come on ppl!!? how are we still here-

[dykesynthezoid]

My aunt was not just previously an ER nurse but did volunteer nursing in Kosovo during the war in 1998-99 (right before I was born actually; then she came back and started nursing in L&D, probably wanted a change of pace, and lo and behold she ended up delivering me after my mom had been in labor for 20hrs bc of course she did.) She’s also done ICU nursing, elder and palliative care, and now does travel nursing so. God do I really want to ask her if she’s seen the show and what she might think of it

[sukibenders]

Rhaenyra when she finds out that instead of going after Aemond, like she demanded for very publicly, Daemon hired men to kill a small child instead behind her back:

[frogatz]

monthly calypsoworld tag ramble :]

[quietwingsinthesky]

like we are all aware that twissy is not the “healthy” version of thoschei, right? that the doctor keeping missy in a cage and withholding her freedom and any future friendship with him until she becomes acceptable to him, even if “for her own good”, is still. bad. i keep joking about how he put his evil wife in a box, but like. he put his evil wife in a box. just because the toxic behavior here is gentler doesn’t make it better.

[flowersfortheghost]

two words: ghostflower coded

[icharchivist]

I went on a stroll and was stopped in the street by a lady who informed me i should really visit a nearby chruch because there is like a miracle happening there and if you go there Jesus will enter inside of you and all, and i had to politely nod and smile as if i wasn't coming back to an askbox full of people discussing how to best take the demon Belial, and Avatar (Satan in Japanese) inside of you, wink wink

Like ma'am im sorry but im like a walking blasphemy are u sure

[light-wrath-paradise]

If Carpenter finds out about what happened to Vaughan I'll start crying. Let her live in the uncertainty and the idea that maybe her friend really did make it and is living the life Paige is (which is a nightmare ngl but it seems like in the world of TSV you can't get a lesser nightmare than what Paige is living through).

[swagging-back-to]

god the amount of hoops one of my coworkers jumps through for this violent autistic male is insaneeeee