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#i say to my single follower#whats popping#shes so silly though#plus baby photo to prove the insanity started young#She would kill me for a puree#But then she would have no one to give her purree#get it#purree#cats of tumblr#cats#calico cat#meow meow
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Bunch of teams that i think are fun and been playing with lately just because talking about them making me excited and thats the point of this blog so:
Noelle burgeon team
(Non of these teams are supposed to teach you anything) I like Noelle, i actually like most healers so I really wanted a team of her that felt *to me* fun to play and her burgeon team is pretty fun, she is a healer, driver and shielder she is on 4p exile and a fav claymore, i get her burst before we are done one rotation and its so fun and feel freeing in a way, noelle feels so right for this team, and the burgeon dmg looks amazing lol (tried it once in abyss and got two stars but i play on mobile so idk if someone more pro can actually get all three)
2. Lisa vacuum cleaner
I Like lisa, actually every character i bothered making up teams for i do like so, but i like lisa especially i crowned her lol, its an aggravate team, but the release of Baizhu made her more fun to play, venti is much more fun than C0 kazuha especially in the overworld but if i want an effective dps lisa team it would be c2 kazuha or sucrose depending on who is available atm (with fischl ofc)
4. Keqing&Tignari team
Ngl the entire point of this team is working around no Miko in my account but still wanting to maximize tighnari team dps, And who would have thought these two would fit together :D!!
it works thanks to baizhu mwah mwah, with him both healing and shielding we are killing baby lets gooo quick swapping never been this quick swapping before
Honorable mentions go to Candace and my mistsplitter kaeya because hydro infusion, extra buff, extra dmg, nice blues etc etc i love them please send me suggestions to who else to add
Teams im waiting for hoyo to give me something for: more variations of wanderer teams because im dying here plz give me something new for him i don’t want broken dmg i want functioning funny, also double geo double electro team just because purple and gold look nice together like come on ppl!!? how are we still here-
#I apologize but pure geo teams do something to my teeth its like eating sands and i cant handle it#Noelle burgeon feel like im splashing colors all over a canvas and that do something positive to my brain its so fun#You need venti for vacuuming or the vacuuming isn’t vacuuming#I used to run dendro lumin and zhongli before baizhu came out#She can handle abyss if you want to run there#Noelle#lisa minci#genshin impact#I Should say Tignari hits his hardest when nahida is with him but lets be real nahida busy doing some else#And most importantly (to me) she doesn’t fit in his team like in my brain she doesn’t who would heal?? Kuki?? Absolutely not#Finding fun teams is like 80% of the fun of genshin for me so#I really like just throwing characters together and finding something fun#Liking a character as a character but not being able to find a fun team for them is hell#Why cant geo and electro benefit of each other yet and after all the lore we had??#Im working on a heazou team he doesn’t really feel fun in almost anything it’s killing me because i love him#An aggravate team seems to have potential but im still stroking my chin about it just something missing…#Tignari#keqing#kaeya#candace#Baizhu#not because he have a special team but he is a special man in my heart who made so many teams fun#I should play his character story…#Thank you for coming to my ted talk and good night
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Rhaenyra when she finds out that instead of going after Aemond, like she demanded for very publicly, Daemon hired men to kill a small child instead behind her back:
#hotd#house of the dragon#in case yall forgot this still remains an anti daemon page#i haven't read the books and probably won't so this is purely from the shows perspective#also could just be me but (or at least at this point) rhae doesn't give me the vibe of someone who would pleased with killing a random#person (a child at that) while the one who she actually wants to seek justice still walks free but could just be me 🤷🏾♀️#and i don't think daemon did this with the main goal of getting justice for luke but more so to ease his bloodlust#he's been itching to make moves behind rhae's back since the first few minutes of the episode since last season#rhaenys even called him out on it!#rhaenyra targaryen#anti daemon targaryen#i want rhae (and luke) to have justice but excuse me if i don't think killing an innocent child in front of their mother is the way to go
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it took me 4hrs just to complete weepy’s 9th deduction but i finally unlocked this mf chart 🏌️ i feel like my souls been gutted out goodbye tumblr im quitting idv
#LOOK HE HAS PARENTS#is that a reference to the man who laughs😭😭#most of the chart info isn’t too surprising other than this but I was curious about Margie’s opinion of Mike#I knew he HATEDDD her but we rarely hear from Marmar herself#(apparently it’s ‘fear’)#I get it😭 Mike is an all around happy/friendly guy- being singled out by someone like that would kill me inside too#but I wonder if the fear cld also be because he reminds her of Sergi.. when u think about it#they’re both the darlings of hullabaloo + friendly and charismatic on the surface#sergi taught her that his loveable persona is all a mask#I don’t think Mike’s is a mask (even if it was- he’s nothing like sergi underneath)#but he still holds an obvious disgust for her and specifically her#😭😭#i think its funny whenever I see margie slander in the fanbase their reasons always sync up with things Mike would say#evil witch with her evil tricks planting ideas in joker’s head#like💀 maybe his POV was at the forefront of hullabaloo’s lore for so long he successfully swayed everyone#i think saying she’s NOT a manipulator does her character a disservice though#she was definitely trying to gain something out of joker 🤔 just not to such a malicious degree as Mike thinks#its a recurring theme in her stories to try and manipulate something to save or protect (either herself or a loved one) but it spirals#out of her control#pure intentions disastrous consequences ? etc#anyway#I haven’t thought about Hullabaloo in so long I had to get this out🤧
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Return of the Living Dead III (1993)
"What's going on, Curt, tell me what happened?"
"We had an accident."
"What kind of an accident?"
"On the bike."
"What happened?"
"You died."
"I what?"
#return of the living dead iii#return of the living dead 3#horror imagery#blood tw#gore tw#1993#brian yuzna#john penney#melinda clarke#j. trevor edmond#kent mccord#james t. callahan#sarah douglas#jill andre#abigail lenz#mike moroff#pía reyes#dana lee#basil wallace#sal lopez#ok whatever else I'm about to say about this film‚ whatever criticism i might level at it‚ i want to be clear that Melinda C absolutely#kills it here: she's absolutely brilliant and the whole film (for better and worse) has to hang on to her coat tails. the scene in which#she reveals her postmortem self body modification is... idk‚ it's THE scene of the film‚ a truly iconic sequence that marries dark#eroticism with body horror with female autonomy with cinematic exploitation. it's something. a hell of a moment. if only the rest of this#could live up to it... where RotLD 2 tried to go for more mass appeal with greater emphasis on splatstick and silly dialogue and family#units‚ this film over corrects and completely removes the comedy element that made the og film such a sneak hit. morbid 90s alt scene#aesthetics and teen nihilism take its place‚ and while the first film had that ingredient it was a little ironic.. here the emphasis is#pure angst and it isn't always to the film's strength (not on a cheapy b movie budget and a schlock horror script). the tragic romance#element did win me over by the end (surprised at how outraged i was by a late stage fakeout that would have denied the main relationship)#but this probably takes itself just a little too seriously for what it is: a goofy rubber fx splatter film. still‚ worth it for Clarke tbh
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monthly calypsoworld tag ramble :]
#it’s actually incredibly tragic . but that does not mean the prototypes cannot be fun#like ohhh every second i think about them i know they are destined for frankly horrible deaths . just due to the nature of their existence#i’ve been approaching pvp2003 by mostly just . fleshing out the things that i need to as they come up . Mostly#the the anesidora prototypes have been horribly neglected . on the account of not really being important to calypso’s development LOL#but that does need to change . and maybe that Will change if i play around with them some more#always feel like such a freak when i kill my own characters sorry like yea … i made a guy … AND THEYRE DEAD BTW. but what can i sayyyyy .#calypso’s Whole Thing is abt death and rebirth . somewhat literally and somewhat figuratively#ten dies and becomes anesidora (real actual literal death. less literal transformation)#anesidora dies and becomes calypso (purely metaphorical)#calypso dies and … stays the same? she should be someone else but she doesn’t really have it in her anymore to become someone new#<- (not literal? but not Entirely hypothetical. she got blown up and was dead but she got better)#the anesidora prototypes that came before her Also struggled heavily with identity . Most of their downfalls boil down to a very violent ego#death . ego death#anesidora 1-8 dealt with identity as clones . identity as robots . dysmorphia as robots . also just generally poorly thought out designs#how fucked would it be to wake up in your cool new robot body built for fighting and it just Doesn’t work off the bat . <- A-2#they figured That out by A-3 but A-10 (calypso) was the only prototype to make it into field testing#i love A-9 . 9 is really exciting to me bc she is a question i’ll never answer . what happened to her ? wouldn��t you like to know.#all i’ll tell you is that she never made it into a robot . maybe she’s still out there . (going ooooo ooooo and waggling my fingers)
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like we are all aware that twissy is not the “healthy” version of thoschei, right? that the doctor keeping missy in a cage and withholding her freedom and any future friendship with him until she becomes acceptable to him, even if “for her own good”, is still. bad. i keep joking about how he put his evil wife in a box, but like. he put his evil wife in a box. just because the toxic behavior here is gentler doesn’t make it better.
#this is a plus to me btw i love that this is so fucked up. i love when the doctor decides he’s the arbiter of right and wrong and#that he can control people like this and Fix Them.#it isn’t standing with the doctor that gets missy killed. it’s being too much like him. the way he wanted. that’s what kills her.#missy was already willing to stand with him. she has been since s8. but it was on her terms and not the doctor’s and *that* was what made it#unacceptable. to be clear. im not saying she’s purely a victim here. what im saying is that there’s layers to the weird give-and-take of#their relationship. and that missy capitulating to what the doctor wants is! bad! actually!#aksjfjkgjakd idk maybe this is nothing. i just. idk. i don’t find them interesting as the Good Healthy Version Of Thoschei. i find them#interesting as ‘what would happen if the doctor had complete control over the master’s freedom’ and how it inevitably fucks them both up#incarceration! is bad! actually! and not a good path to redemption doctor!!!!!#(again. not a complaint. i love this and i love that he keeps his evil wife in a box. i love that he brings her *gifts* to entertain her.#when she’s *in a box*. like that’s sooooo. what is wrong with him. you can’t fix a prison by putting a piano in it.)
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im at my wits FUCKING end
#surely in another timeline tonight would be the night i kill myself#but put of pure stubbornness ill keep going just to see what happems#but damn its a close one#eeveryones so FUCKINGSTUPID and i cant take it anymore im sixk of everyone around me im sick of being poor im sick of Fjjsjfnfn#shorty literally sent a picture of both sides of his new bank card to some stupid fucking gold digger online that hes never met and shes#100%already hacked into the card im screwed im ANGRY#i had to turn the card off#i cant do this#and now my mom wont let me use her car anymore because something started leaking#whil3 i was driving it so#i need to save money i need a car i need to get out of here
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this man is pissing me off
#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#first it was with his annoying ass thoughts about the superiority of the capital and the dehumanisation of the districts#but now he's having like. NORMAL thoughts. that would be EXPECTED when living in a dystopia#he's seen two classmates die and realised it could've been him and that sejanus saying the capitol not protecting its citizens had merit#and he started acting like a decent human being about lucy gray's situation#forgetting about his own bullshit in the face of her suffering because it's clear that hers is more immediately concerning#the parallels between katniss and coryo drive me INSANE#they've both impoverished young adults who've been in survival mode trying to keep their families from starving to death#forced to actually acknowledge the real world and decide on their own sense of morality#with good influences trying to push them towards the right side#eg. katniss having gale and peeta's voices in her head when she makes a stand for rue#but i KNOW snow doesn't listen to lucy gray and sejanus#i KNOW he doesn't#i've seen the ending! so the possibility of him getting over himself and becoming better is pissing me off because i know he doesn't!!!!#it would be so much easier if he was pure evil. it would be so much less infuriating and so much less horrifying but he's not#he had the potential for goodness and instead he murdered countless people#including thousands of children and any political opponents who got in his way#AND ALSO LUCY GRAY AND SEJANUS#(lucy gray's fate is a mystery but he still chose to kill her and that at least changed HIM)#i hate this. these books are so good i HATE IT#but also some of these lines are so ironic#his tendency towards obsession is likely to kill him one day if he doesn't learn to outsmart it#almost like an obsession with the mockingjay#and calling dr. gaul crazy for her extreme measures to ensure he doesn't lie to her#when he ends up doing the exact same thing to katniss#maybe minus the overt show of violence but like. he doesn't have to. he's in her house threatening her loved ones#it's so fascinating#i want to eat it#but i won't cause i haven't finished reading yet
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#these past two weeks have been so intense that ive just.. not spoken about it once i got home from work#blocked it all out#my beloved colleague whose desk is next to mine has cancer#breast and uterus. she needs two major surgeries#they just diagnosed her two weeks ago#so we've been trying to deal with that as colleagues and friends#because we love and miss her and i am so deeply sad as well#but i feel like i couldn't process that at all bc two days after the news of her diagnosis i was asked to take on half of her work#on top of my fulltime#which i agreed to do bc i like her tasks and i want to help her and i also know i can do it#but it does feel very off bc i know i don't earn enough money for this workload to be long term and it is def like this#for the coming four months at least#so i did tell my manager that i would like a raise and. that bitch told me to BUY MORE SECOND HAND SHIT.#i seriously thought i saw my life flash before my eyes#then the day after she asked one of my colleagues who's been with the firm for over 30 years whether she was looking for another job maybe?#which caused that colleague to instantly go home in tears and be home from basically a nervous breakdown the past 1.5 week#which is her full right and i support her with all my heart but bc my management sucks it meant that we had to also carry her tasks ofc#i felt soooo spread thin and super super angry actually but i didn't even realise how angry i was until last thursday my colleague w cancer#came by the office. and talked about all of it. and i suddenly realised how sad i was but then also how angry#but i was just blocking it all out trying to stay afloat#bc we told her about what the manager had said and she said “i hope that i get the chance to really tell her how it is someday.”#“because the stress she causes with people can actually kill you. just look at me.”#and the rest of the day i felt so ready to be done with everything actually#but seeing her anger made me see my own anger#and released me of my own pent up emotions bc i had actual leg pains this week and it was purely psychosomatic#i then managed to tell some friends yesterday about what was going on and their outrage spurred me on even more#so today i emailed hr. demanding a raise#doing this amount of work while constantly feeling like the house is on fire while also struggling financially seriously makes me suicidal#and i am not joking#so.. if nothing comes of that im leaving that job and not looking back
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I need my hair to dry so I can go to bed and not wake up with one half looking like i ran a flat iron over it 400 times on max heat and the other side being curly in ways that shouldn't be possible
#please im so tired i just want to sleep#i ran out of beads i have to go to the store tomorrow#i ransacked my room again looking for the miscellaneous bead bag and i still couldnt find it#rip miscellaneous bead bag#ykw i wish? i wish that in greys anatomy Addison and Meredith became bffs and dumped shepard together#they deserve so much better than him he clearly doesnt respect them as people and oh my god#hes so fucking full of himself#he'd fuck his own clone istg#ok but like lets be honest i think a lot of people would do that#not me though im like the biggest fearer of clones#idk just the idea of clones freaks me out do bad if i ever met my clone id kill her#and they'd probs try to kill me too but yk#i have to prove im the better of the two of us#so id win out of pure desperation#probably#but yeah hed fuck himself if he could#all day#christina was so real for “hes not the sun”#SHE KNEW WHAT WAS UP#AND THEN HIM TRYING TO SAY THAT HIS JOB WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MEREDITHS AND THAT SHE SHOULD JUST UPROOT HER ENTIRE LIFE AND LEAVE HER JOB#JUST FOR HIS#GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR THAT ACTUALLY DEREK#YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
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two words: ghostflower coded
#HEAR ME OUT#PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW. GWEN'S POV.#IM SORRY BUT VERSE 3#IDK WHY BUT IT REMINDED ME OF HOW IN HER UNIVERSE PEOPLE SEE HER (spider-woman) AS A MURDERER#BUT THEY DONT KNOW SHE DIDNT MEAN TO KILL PETER#also she would probably describe miles as pure as the driven snow like come on#ghostflower#gwen stacy#miles morales#the hunger games#ballad of songbirds and snakes#erin talks abt random stuff
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Some inuyasha doodles that i decided to mess around with screentones on. I like to expand on Rin’s mistrust of humans in headcannons. How she can black and white simplify ‘yokai are cruel out of necessity and humans are cruel out of desire,’ and if other characters actually correct her on that.
#inuyasha#sesshomaru#jaken#sess and jaken would not correct her and kohaku would be having his own moral problems to fret about and would avoid answering#i very much believe in a 'kagome won't let me kill the daimyo' sort of rin..#i think sweetness as a trauma response instead of sweetness as pure kindness is interesting in her#when she was a mute orphan she def would not even approach a dying human#my art#not that i think she'd be the best fighter.. but she would be reckless ...#drawing jaken is fun hehehe#now that the storm has mostly subsided i will return to drawing the occasional inu fanart
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when phoebe bridgers said “i’m a bad liar with a saviour complex” and when haruno sakura said “i love you naruto” to unburden naruto and making him hate her so she could kill sasuke and maybe herself but save naruto
#but she failed :(#the fact that sakura KNEW naruto wasn’t gonna believe her makes me smash my head against the wall#she did it hoping naruto would hate her so he will never think of her and that godforsaken promise ever again#so she could kill sasuke by herself#i think she thought he deserved to die in the hands of those who loved him#herself or naruto#but naruto is too pure for that#sakura would never stain naruto. he is her savior and everyone’s hero#this burden falls entirely on her shoulder. just as her stupid kid self gave the burden to naruto#<- just so everyone knows this is not what i think this is simply how i think sakura thinks#makes sense??? maybe#sakurapost#sakura haruno#sakura antis dni#phoebe bridgers#i’m gonna star posting shit like this with song lyrics & characters#so the tag for this will be …#lyricharacter#it’s sooo lame but it’s ok i’m a loser#naruto
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thinking about the gerelody ideas that i have locked in the vault of my mind that will never see the light of day
#they infected me with the brainrot i swear#something about a divorced frog man and his best friend ex wife have me in a chokehold#maybe it's the child of divorce and tumultuous relationships in me#funnily enough i want them to get back together despite hating the idea of divorcees getting back together#also. the change in their dynamic due to their different genders in my genderswapped drabbles would be wild to see.#the daughters of the crown would literally try to kill elody if she were a man. like. they killed their princes.#they totally would try to kill him if they met him just on the basis of him being a prince and technically a king.#and in a world where gerard was a woman. episodes 12 & onward would be different purely because the princesses needed 7 princesses.#and gerard is a princess. so would they even need to go get mira. or would it specifically have to be mira.#because they wanted rosamund to be down with the plan but they didn't need her when they realized scheherazade was a queen/former princess.#so. hypothetically in that world they would just need gerard and rosamund (if she wasn't genderswapped too. which is another idea i have)#in a world with both elody and gerard genderswapped then mira would still need to be found. but gerelody would have a different plotline.#because elody is a prince instead of a princess. yk.#i have too many ideas for them istg#dimension 20#gerelody#gerard of greenleigh#elody of greenleigh#neverafter#yuri's thoughts & rambles
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i usually just post about reassassination and ultimate excalibur alongside less developed stories/universes but brother i have a LOT of stuff that i either hardly talk about or never talk about at all publicly ,,, mostly because they don't have any character designs done yet 💀
#like let me dump a few of the ideas that will probably never actually become real here:#1. story about two vampire hunter girls and one goes missing and the other has to go find her and fights various vampires along the way#(i actually did finish a few designs for this but scrapped it and now a lot of the plot aspects are in reassassination#such as a coven of 7 vampires based on the deadly sins - now the 7 assassins of the clear crucifix organisation in RAA)#2. darkstalkers-ish fighting game that i was really convinced i could make once i learned how to code -#- where the guardians of love and heartbreak fight to prove which love is real#there were multiple characters planned - puppy love which was like a cute girl with a big ass scary fuckin hellhound#sweetheart love who was a chocolate themed magical girl (her gimmick being that she could transform and her fighting style would change)#fake love who was like a scam love doctor old lady called dr.diva#pure lust who was a super tall vampire guy etc etc the list goes on#i kinda want to go through with that one. one problem! i cannot code fighting games#and the one that was pretty well developed - metallic miracle which had a pretty complicated story#basically the world is being attacked by alien creatures that can only be killed by children (never decided why tho)#so the fucked up government takes a bunch of 5-8 year olds and put them into comas and then turns them into cyborgs#to go on suicide missions to kill these aliens. mira's mother is the scientist who created the technology that can send them into comas#and keep their bodies moving n shit and she takes mira onto a different planet to try and save her but theyre found after a while#mira's mother is killed and mira is drafted in the kids v aliens war BUT she is immune to the coma technology#she fights fully aware of what is going on for around a year? and eventually the aliens are driven out and mira is super traumatised#and is one of the only survivors of this 'greater good project' - so they put her in a coma that actually works this time#and send her in a space capsule for years to give her some peace (didnt develop why shes in the space capsule)#anyway 50 years later mira is woken up and taken back to her home planet to help these other guys against smaller-scale threats#and the whole thing is about mira recovering from what happened to her learning to trust others and stuff#looking back the story is kinda edgy n doesnt really make sense and stuff but i think it could be interesting idk#is this oc rambling if its only in the tags?#whatever#oc rambling
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