#cal be like be gay do crimes

[barissoffee]

Oh?

[operationandre]

thinking about if zero day was real.

there would be videos of girls doing their makeup, people doing mukbangs, etc. while talking about the case. it’d be so awkward. every video would mention their “secret homosexuality” and talk about random theories that don’t even make sense for cal and andre. they’d show clips of the boys goofing around on the tapes and say it’s “chilling!!” when it’s just two teens laughing.

i can imagine the terrible thumbnails too. horrible pictures of andre and cal that have a bit too many sharp edges from being cropped horribly. they’d have that big ass font that so many “true crime” channels use, displaying some shit like “gay??? 🤯🤯🤯” or “vicious teenage killers!!! 😱😱😱”

[calgabrielmeow]

intro post HIZZAH!

Cal/Valen

17, gay

Interests!

Zero Day

Elephant

Mouthwashing

Class Of 09

Silent Hill

Resident Evil

Life Is Strange

Scott Pilgrim

Nana

The Last Of Us

Tomb Raider

& more!

Artists

Hole

Msi

Weezer

Mars argo

KMFDM

Mitski

The cure

Linkin park

Solya

Paramore

McCaffrey

Alex G

Tyler the creator

Faye webster

The smithes

The cranberries

Ptv

Mcr

Violent vira

Chappell roan

Evanescence

Flyleaf

Things to note abt me

I have autism and BPD so be super careful what u say to me, I very easily have mood swings and splits. If you are my fp I will let you know and I'll tell you what to expect. Do NOT diss on my special interests or hyper fixations, you will be blocked I do not care the reason. Be mindful on what words you use in regards of the people I'm close to, I won't tolerate people saying anything hateful about my friends. Don't be weird!! Just because I am hyper fixated on movies that so happen to be about school shootings does NOT MEAN I WANT TO COMMIT SUCH ACTS. I do not condone any actions in the movies and especially do not tolerate real life school shooters or serial killers.

Another note

I am hyperfixated on true crime, especially Adam Lanza. If you are not comfortable with that please do not follow because I will mention him on my page. Again, I do not idolize him at all and do not condone his actions in any way, shape, or form.

Things I love!!

I love media related to the early 2000s, I love looking for old websites, burning music on cds and SOO much more. I love movies from the early 2000s so if u have any to recommend pls do. I love old computers, ipods, and old cell phones!! Old technology rulez!!

Morgues <3

Oh how I love the concept of death!! When I grow up I'd love to be a mortician! I love anything that has to do with the funeral service, I'd love to pick up a job cleaning graves if I can. The thought and concept of what happens after death is intriguing to me. It's always been one of the world's biggest mysteries and I think that's what makes it so interesting to me. Sometimes I wish I could be like a zombie or smth bc imagine how cool it would be to basically be the UNDEAD!!

That's it 4 now! Goofbai!

[willowmosby]

Listen I told my self that I wasn't going to get invested enough in Person of Interest to talk about here but here I am anyway. It was chugging along being a good background show with Some really fun, if a little trope-y, cop characters and watching Harold Finch and John Reese act kinda gay and stop crime. I'm a big Amy Acker fan ( that's actually why I even started the show) so I wasn't upset about the shift in focus towards Root and Shaw a little bit as I entered season 3.

The problem I have actually run into is fucking season 3 episode 9: The Crossing. It just made me angry at a show's choices in a way I haven't felt in a while - please note I haven't watched past that episode as of writing this but I will eventually do so.

An the assumption that she really is dead( that looked pretty fucking fatal) I will miss Joss Carter a lot but that's not necessarily what made me angry. It seemed to me that the writers knew that the actor wanted out of the show from the start of the season as the whole season 3 arc was a seemingly slow moving suicide. It wasn't poorly written but it was obvious that this was a different type of Joss Carter than season 1 & 2.

No my problem wasn't necessarily her death. It's the "romantic" declarations of the episode. Now before you look back at the start of this and post and think I'm just mad because it wasn't my very unlikely to ever be a cannon ship that got confirmed, well you're only partially right.

Yes I'm a Rinch shipper( if follow my blog at all you've probably put together that I often root if the queer ships) but I genuinely would have been fine resigning myself to fanfiction while they get hopelessly paired up with some unsuspecting women. I understand that's how crime drama TV operates. And you know I actually like John and Zoe as a ship, if they were developed a bit more I think they could've been a lot of fun.

My problem is not that the whole you "saved me from commiting suicide" speech John gives Carter is equally, if not more, applicable to his relationship with Finch. Well, okay my problem is not only that. My problem is where was any of the romantic build up between Carter and John, like literally anything? They work great as narrative foils when Carter was still on the "the law is the only law" train. And they work great as friends as Carter steps more into the "some minor crime for the greater good is okay" camp. But not once did I think " oh these two are about to fall in love". Not even when Shaw asked about it earlier in season 3 did I think the show was going to actually pair them up like this. Now I hear you when you say that there are examples of characters with less chemistry have become couples. It's just, I'm not sure what the narrative gain is here. They had to know they were killing off Carter that same episode and this "revelation" doesn't add anything to the character. If anything it doesn't make sense with the revenge for Cal Becher (Beacher? Beecher?- You know who I'm talking about) angle that the writers have been using all season. And if it's about furthering John's character that's just dumb. I wouldn't consider it fridgeing as I'm pretty sure this is an actor who wants an out of contract situation(feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), but that doesn't excuse it as a narrative choice. John unequivocally cares about Carter and would be upset about her death regardless or romantic inclinations, as would Lionel and Finch. They already have an in on the revenge story line (which is where I assume they are going with this). Why bother with the romance especially when John already has the lost love story in his background. Like what Jessica isn't enough of a dead romance they needed to shoe in Joss as well.

Anyway I also wish this was like a mid season finale not episode like 9. Like bro why are you putting away one of your biggest villains so far and this is only a third of the way in the season.

And I wish that Lionel wasn't just suddenly back in the plot, like I know you have a bigger cast now and I m glad he's here but build the guy up a little bit better please.

I also think the Root in a cage thing is a little weird like I know all of these people are chugging the " the ends justify the means" juice but it still seems like there are other options Finch would choose. ( that being said Root and Finch's conversation about the machine somehow come off like " I had sex with your daughter, and I don't care if you know” which was hilarious to me)

Anyway sorry for the rant thanks for listening and I do hope the show gets back into a groove.

[churchofthegreytrousers]

It's fucking insane to me that they're going to pull this american prison plot out of their arses when they literally have crimes he's committed in the UK that he could get sent down for. Like, I don't know...him attacking random people in the street during the Lewis sl, or...or, remember that time when he was stealing identities of dead people and selling them on the black market? REMEMBER THAT. Or you know, the human trafficking. This is Ben fucking Mitchell. We've literally watched him being gay and doing crime and EE had pulled this bullshit nonsense for his exit. Fuck off. I'm seriously done with this show at this point.

For me, there's only one reason I can think of for them to do this, its to keep him as far away from Callum as possible so that Cal can be set up with someone else (angrily side eyeing Johnny) and Jay gets to play full time single dad. Its their equivalent of just flat out erasing Ben.

[rozetheeuwu]

Redid my reborn trainersona again <3 The text is specifically referring to the friendlocke I'm doing, but I'm gonna use this guy for different reborn runs as well.

Pink's a gay little gremlin who will give everyone a different color for their name because they're annoying and he thinks it's funny to cause chaos. Is not responsible for the crimes his pokemon commit. In love with Cal and like, a few others I guess.

Image description below read more.

[Image description:

Trainer class and name: Pink Enthusiast Pink.

Aliases are every other color on the spectrum.

Eye color with an arrow pointing to the eye doodle.

Balloon bubble with Amaria written above: Pink, right?

Pink's balloon bubble: Nah, my name's Blue.

Balloon bubble with Fern written above: Wait, I thought your name was Orange?

Pink's Balloon bubble: No that was my cousin, Yellow.

Balloon bubble with Hardy written above: Mate, what the fuck are you talking about?

End image description.]

[whatwhywhowherewhen]

Homestuck No Game AU: Canon-Imitation Universe: Stridlondes

This is both a comprehensive backstory to potential fics and the barebones of two aus, Stridlonde focused because they fit the style of fan content I like

Harleyberts and all here

I got everyone from both timelines in! I think! I also made charts!

The Guardian versions of the kids are in black bubbles, and everyone else is in gray bubbles. The horizontal lines each mark a year and the higher up the person is the earlier they were born. The numbers are the age differences between characters

Alpha Dave And Alpha Rose treat each other like siblings but are not biologically related. Their childhoods are as ambiguous here as in the web novel

Alpha Dave has a fling with someone and a baby (Beta Dirk) is dropped on his doorstep 9 months later. He is not prepared for parenthood. Raises him as best he can but does not properly guide him nor create a child-friendly environment. Generally immature parenting style with a bit of too little too late on the side. Maybe some conflicting needed accommodations and a mutual lack of understanding. He and Beta Dirk have a blow-up fight when Beta Dirk is around 17-19 and cut contact.

Beta Dirk moves in with his bad-influence acquaintance, Lil Cal, who might be Caliborn. He's basically living the same lifestyle we see in canon but with additional social-influenced self-destruction behaviors

Alpha Dave has another fling, possibly with the same person because it's funny that way, and gets another baby (Alpha Dirk) dropped on his doorstep. This time he actually reads the parenting books and is fully wanting to raise the heck out of this kid, including a binder/computer drive full of notes for things to do/say at different life stages

At the same time, Alpha Rose is in a long-term lesbian relationship and they decide to have a kid (Alpha Roxy). The method is up to interpretation

About 2.25 years after the Alpha Stridlondes are born, Beta Dirk and Alpha Rose's younger sister (Beta Roxy) have the most unfortunate one-night stand between a probably gay man and his female close family friend ever known. It was so awful and morally awkward they decide to split up the resulting twins by gender and pretend the other parent doesn't exist. Canon-typical shitty parenting ensues due to their respective issues. Everyone be grateful that the kids don't have to deal with an attempt at co-parenting from these two

Next comes the drama. When the Alpha kids are around 5 (could be older, could be younger and the story would still work), the Alpha Dave and Rose and Rose's wife die tragically, probably in a plane crash. Dirk and Roxy are home with an older neighbor. Dirk is put in the custody of his next of kin while Roxy is adopted by said neighbor with an agreement and financial support from Beta Roxy and the wife's family

Preschool-aged Dirk sees toddler Dave and decides that's his squishy now. They bond in a very Strider fashion. Around 3-5 years later somebody calls CPS on Beta Dirk and a lack of evidence that Dave is also being mistreated ends with Dirk being removed from his custody while Dave remains. Dirk spends his childhood "raising himself" using Alpha Dave's notes and refusing/not knowing how to connect to any new family. He befriends Roxy and though her meets Rose and Beta Roxy when he's 16 and is finally convinced to visit her. He is either recognized by Beta Roxy or sees a picture of the Alpha guardians and manages to figure out Beta Roxy is Dave's biomom, and therefore a potential legal guardian for Dave. The master plan unfolds from here

Option 1:

Dirk plans to frame Beta Dirk for (hopefully attempted) murder or another crime with a suitably long punishment. All the kids are in on it and help in some sense or another, except for Dave whose role is pretty much "get out of there".

Cue a tension-filled road trip from hell which could involve Dave having to choose between allowing Beta Dirk to be caught actually committing the crime Dirk tried to frame him for and going with Kid Dirk or going back with Beta Dirk and facing whatever consequences arise

Could be angsty, could be an opportunity for Dave to take initiative regarding his feelings towards Beta Dirk and living by and developing his personal philosophies early on in life by forcing him to take active part in making his fate

Option 2:

In this one, Dave is the one who's baited. I watched a video summarizing all the crazy stories about people claiming they wrote My Immortal. One of these involved a woman claiming she wrote it to try and get famous in order to get in contact with her brother who was separated from her by foster care.

Turns out she lied about nearly everything, but imagine she only lied about half of it. Dirk sets up Roxy to fake having written an infamous fanfic. Rose is helping her sell it by coaching her on writing style and edgy fandom culture.

Once it blows up into a giant meme/event, they say they're looking for a 13-year-old boy. Dirk starts feeding out stories and personal info about Dave without mentioning his name or relation to get his attention. They announce a competition. Finish these stories or phrases correctly to prove you're the guy or just share your name if you think you might be him. Either Hal exists or Roxy writes a program to sort all the responses. They receive the longest, most unnecessarily long tirade that not only answers correctly but also goes on about his unrelated thoughts for 2 extra pages.

"It's him," says Dirk, a single manly tear running down his cheek. They all introduce themselves through pester chum and convince Dave to create trickily specific photos and video diaries around the apartment to "prove it's really him". They then send him plane tickets to John's house, where they claim to live, so as to not raise suspicion that this isn't a dumb internet gimmick Dave won.

The moment Dave lands they spring a custody battle on Alpha Dirk using all the evidence Dave collected of how unsafe the apartment and living conditions are, alongside evidence of the giant mansion and steady job Beta Roxy has. That Alpha Dirk already had one kid removed from his care helps their cause. It's over disappointingly quickly

[erlkonigstochter]

Cal, I don't think I've ever actually asked about Kath??? Please tell me about the boy!!! (imagine me laying on my stomach, chin propped up on my hands, and feet kicking idly in the air) No need to be sensical about him-- random info is good!!! 😊❤️🙏

Oh man, okay, sorry in advance because Kath is one of my favorites and I can go on about him forever haha. Originally, I made him for Divinity: Original Sin II but he’s sort of taken on a life of his own and now demands to be in most games lol. He’s the kind of character I like to play as in a game the first time through bc it’s completely in character to make all the stupid decisions just to see what will happen lol. Not that he’s unintelligent, he is just a goof who likes to see how far he can push things and what he can get away with. It doesn’t help that Astarion is a horrible influence on him so I’m especially enjoying him in bg3. Kath will do anything that might impress a pretty boy lol.

He’s a warlock in this game, so he made a pact with an unknowable alien being just because it sounded fun. All he cares about is himself and knowledge/magic. Not to become more powerful necessarily, he just likes having access to forbidden knowledge lol. Usually his background is that he’s a charlatan in some way, great with words and talking his way out of things. Petty crime and selling snake oil is a great way to fund being an adventurer when he hasn’t gotten a good haul of loot in a while. Usually he works alone or with temporary companions bc it’s easier to keep things casual and not get too attached. He is def not about all this saving the world business. Gross lol. Way too much responsibility.

His parents are great and very supportive, but he finds their open displays of affection highly embarrassing lol. If he introduces you to them, you know he must really like you to trust you with that. He himself is still pretty awkward when it comes to showing genuine emotion. He’s gay and ace and trans and loves pretty clothes and while he acts like a snarky jerk, he does care about people and tries to help them, but no one can know lol. He can be pretty selfish though and sometimes forgets to consider how things might impact others

[eyndr-stories]

YOU!!! I WAS DISTRACTED BY SPACE GAME BUT

1. Your first OC ever?

4. A character you rarely talk about?

13. Do you have any troublemaker OCs?

43. Do you have any certain type when you create your OCs? Do you tend to favour some certain traits or looks? It’s time to confess (i bet i can guess something for that one kldgj)

ME!!!!! >:3

1 - I think my first ever OC that i can remember was this little dinosaur fella I would draw all the time in paper margins way back in middle school, I don't actually have any pics on my computer but I doodled him real quick for ya

Binosaur cause his head is just the letter B fdkjgjhgfdkfdg

4 - Lianel!!!!! I don't think I've ever shared them anywhere?? I made them back in highschool (hence the old signature, I went by a different name back then), I actually made a short little comic of them exploring this ruined world that I can't find >:( It's hiding in a sketchbook somewhere i hope and I just haven't scanned it. But anyhoo! Lianel is on the run for space crimes!! Jury's out on whether or not they actually committed said crimes or were framed though. They found their ancient armor from the ruins of a resistance organization that died out a long time ago, but when you're on the run you take what you can get. They've got a funky staff that an even funkier little magic blob lives in, so long as Lianel takes them on adventures, since the little blob can't travel on their own. In return the blob lets Lianel use some of their magic when they get into trouble. I don't think I ever named the blob??????????

13 - Hehohoho!!!!! >:D This is Calcifur!!! They look small and unassuming but they will steal your wallet fhgjhkgfjklhgf

Cal loves being gay and doing crimes, especially graffiti in places they're not supposed to, although after they met Lato they toned it down a lot and now stick to mostly silly pranks. Calcifur is one of the main three fellas I used to draw a whooooole lot before I fell out of doing art for a good while, and i will definitely be using this as an excuse to talk about them gjhfijhgfd but first, more about Calcifur! Cal's skin glows and changes color with their mood, (neutrally they're blue) and they've got a nifty pair of headphones that can transform into a stylish neck kerchief. They can speak, but can only be heard by people they want to hear them. And now the trio!

MY MAIN BLORBOS..... I LOVE THEM

Ok so the other two are Lato and Cube (bet you can't guess who's who lmao) Lato is my fluffy puff ball sweet boy, friendliest fella you'll ever meet. He's naturally very curious and aims to be pals with everyone he meets. He's semi aware of his being an artistic creation, though he's pretty chill about it. Cube on the other hand, is fully aware and somewhat peeved at me about it jhgdkhgdjkjhgfd Cube is a straightforward know it all with a short temper and vast knowledge. Originally I made him to be a companion to Lato, to keep him company in the void (since I was very bad about never drawing any sort of backgrounds lmao) and to answer Lato's many ceaseless questions for me. He often shows up doodled in the margins of whatever I'm working on to make snide jokes about something or other or yell at me to stay focused. Now a days the three live together in a nice house out in the forest and have fun domestic style shenanigans. I could talk about these three for a thousand years so I'll stop here because this whole ask has already gotten slightly out of hand kgfdhlkdjgfhgj

43 - (Looks at my crew of just the silliest lil guys. Jokesters and pranksters abound) Idk can't think of anything

dkhfjhlgdgljgfh I do really like silly characters, and characters with more simple designs that are easier for me to doodle here and there without taking too much time or energy. Cube is VERY popular in my notes and sketchbooks. Funny enough a lot of sillier characters are more recent creations, characters I made in highschool and earlier had more tragic / serious backstories. Oh, I also draw a LOT of little creatures, just strange monster things. Not sure if they count as OCs, most aren't even named or I only drew once or twice, but I do love me a creature

[broodingmutant]

Hello everybody and welcome to my 'X-Men & Deadpool' independent GAY rp blog!

This will be a multi-muse rp blog, and so far I play Deadpool and custom character mutants (but open to more). Now here's a little bit about me:

My name is Cal, I'm 30+ years old

I love to write (aka rp though I have done some fanfiction before), listening to music, playing video games, watching true crime, watching horror movies/TV shows.

I have a cat named Marceline (yes, after the Adventure Time character), she is an absolute gremlin/demon. I love her.

*edit* I now have a new addition to the family, Izzy. Named after First Mate Israel Hands from OFMD, ask me about my other side blog for rp pertaining to that show.

I'm gay AF, but BOY HOWDY do I obsess over certain actors. 🤣

I am nonbinary, and therefore use they/them pronouns.

I like to become friends with those I rp with, however it's not required. It's just if I mesh well with someone it's nice, and then I can nerd out with them and be crazy and not be judged (hopefully).

🔫❌️🔫❌️🔫Rules🔫❌️🔫❌️🔫

If there are any questions, PLEASE do not hesitate to message me and ask!

No one liners/couple sentences. I rp to write and have fun, and while a paragraph or two is minimum in most cases, I have written more. I don't need a novel by any means, but please have description!

I do not have any triggers, but if you do PLEASE tell me and I will try to accommodate.

I prefer 21+ for my rps, as I do like NSFW content. That includes but is not limited to: sexual themes/sex, violence, vulgar language, alcohol use, drug use, etc.

Tying in with 3, I love drama! I love angst! I like it to mimic life in a way, so please no 'sunshine and rainbows' only plots. I yearn to feel what the characters feel. If an rp makes me cry, I consider that a damn good rp.

For this particular side blog of mine (I have a few, lol) I have a fifth rule. No pairings with Cyclops are wanted. I literally hate him, he is scum in the comics, an asshole. If you try to convince me, it better be a damn good idea otherwise do not bother.

~Will add more later if need be.~

[simplygayrp]

Hello everybody and welcome to my 'Custom Characters' independent rp blog!

This will be a multi-muse rp blog, as I have many cc's. Now here's a little bit about me:

My name is Cal, I'm 30+ years old

I love to write (aka rp though I have done some fanfiction before), listening to music, playing video games, watching true crime, watching horror movies/TV shows.

I have a cat named Marceline (yes, after the Adventure Time character), she is an absolute gremlin/demon. I love her.

*edit* I now have a new addition to the family, Izzy. Named after First Mate Israel Hands from OFMD, ask me about my other side blog for rp pertaining to that show.

I'm gay AF, but BOY HOWDY do I obsess over certain actors. 🤣

I am nonbinary, and therefore use they/them pronouns.

I like to become friends with those I rp with, however it's not required. It's just if I mesh well with someone it's nice, and then I can nerd out with them and be crazy and not be judged (hopefully).

If there are any questions, PLEASE do not hesitate to message me and ask!

No one liners/couple sentences. I rp to write and have fun, and while a paragraph or two is minimum in most cases, I have written more. I don't need a novel by any means, but please have description!

I do not have any triggers, but if you do PLEASE tell me and I will try to accommodate.

I prefer 21+ for my rps, as I do like NSFW content. That includes but is not limited to: sexual themes/sex, violence, vulgar language, alcohol use, drug use, etc.

Tying in with 3, I love drama! I love angst! I like it to mimic life in a way, so please no 'sunshine and rainbows' only plots. I yearn to feel what the characters feel. If an rp makes me cry, I consider that a damn good rp.

I use a lot of different actors for face claims, if you do as well there might be a chance we use the same fc but for vastly different characters, be prepared for that.

I put a lot of thought, heart and some soul into coming up with my characters. Having the same FC is completely fine, but DO NOT steal my idea of the character or name. Please and thank you!

~Will add more later if need be.~

[just-a-dude-and-his-shield]

Hello everybody and welcome to my 'Captain America/Steve Rogers' independent GAY rp blog!

This is a single-muse rp blog, but I'm not against making it multi-muse. Now here's a little bit about me:

My name is Cal, I'm 30+ years old

I love to write (aka rp though I have done some fanfiction before), listening to music, playing video games, watching true crime, watching horror movies/TV shows.

I have a cat named Marceline (yes, after the Adventure Time character), she is an absolute gremlin/demon. I love her.

*edit* I now have a new addition to the family, Izzy. Named after First Mate Israel Hands from OFMD, ask me about my other side blog for rp pertaining to that show.

I'm gay AF, but BOY HOWDY do I obsess over certain actors. 🤣

I am nonbinary, and therefore use they/them pronouns.

I like to become friends with those I rp with, however it's not required. It's just if I mesh well with someone it's nice, and then I can nerd out with them and be crazy and not be judged (hopefully).

~☆~☆~☆~Rules~☆~☆~☆~

If there are any questions, PLEASE do not hesitate to message me and ask!

No one liners/couple sentences. I rp to write and have fun, and while a paragraph or two is minimum in most cases, I have written more. I don't need a novel by any means, but please have description!

I do not have any triggers, but if you do PLEASE tell me and I will try to accommodate.

I prefer 21+ for my rps, as I do like NSFW content. That includes but is not limited to: sexual themes/sex, violence, vulgar language, alcohol use, drug use, etc.

Tying in with 3, I love drama! I love angst! I like it to mimic life in a way, so please no 'sunshine and rainbows' only plots. I yearn to feel what the characters feel. If an rp makes me cry, I consider that a damn good rp.

~Will add more later if need be.~

[sunset-bobby]

HSMTMTS S3 Ep1

welcome back to my show lol excited to be back ready to see the loml thrive in his summer vibes (ej my beloved)

SPOILER WARNING OFC

Ricky doing the recap lol

“we found our way east”

not him stealing love is an open door

EJ dad joke era :))

Not we don’t say her name 😭

Okay summer sounds so good EJ singing troy and Gina singing Gabriella 😭😭

AHHHHH IS EJ GOING TO CALI IM CRYING MY BABY I’M SO PRPUD

or is camp shallow lake in cali??? choosing to believe he’s going to cal tech

Rocket Man?? Elton John

I miss Seb too Carlos :((

Richie ew

Glad EJ and Ricky get their dad jokes things

Ricky get out…baby please his face

Jenn and Mike in a week long cruise 😉

true crime and panera is so gay 😭😭

Gina is so happy I love her Summer Firsts

Ashlyn I love you

Maddox I love you too

A lot of Nini time I’m happy for her get that check

Oop Ricky found the harness get out of there

Yeah Ricky you are a little slow but yes song

Finally finally free ✨ Ah this song is a bop Joshua

Jet is so mysterious and angsty and salty

Dewey is like EJ I will jump you 😭😭

EJ this is why we don’t lurk around corners his face.

Nothings gonna get in our way? Who said anyone would? THEN RICKY RUNS IN LATE THE SAME WAY HE DID SEASON 1

EJ might actually fight him this year 😭😭

[47crayons]

THE WICKED WITHIN—A COMIC SANS WIP REINTRO

!!!!! it's here :D the wip that started to consume me and has been continuing to do so since, now with a much better sense of what exactly is Happening

current tww taglist let me know to be +/- !! @a-completely-normal-writer @writing-is-a-martial-art @wannabeauthorzofija @magic-is-something-we-create @croctears @writeblrfantasy @opes-magnas @author-a-holmes @zoya-writes@fuyugomori @ink-fireplace-coffee

transcript is under the cut!!!

[transcript: a powerpoint presentation of black text on white background, written entirely in comic sans.

start slide one the top left corner reads in red, "warnings (most relevant) war, death, drugs (& addiction), poison". in the center, "the wicked within", and underneath it in smaller font, "a comic sans reintro by @47crayons". the comments around the entire slide read "a family that is so found!!!", "gang rivalry :D and gang content in general", "crime found family basically", "childhood friends to STILL FRIENDS", "all queer cast :p", "eat the rich (not quite, but it’s the right sentiment aldskjfls)", "kickass women, yeah bay bee", "nuanced relationships between different groups :D", "morally grey characters!!!", "so many different governments!!!", "a (mostly alsjflksdj) stable relationship!!!" end slide one

start slide two in the beginning of time… there were four gods: eltenjer, he/him, earth; skari, he/him, fire; aenged, they/them, air; thilda, she/her, water. i didn’t /mean/ for them to have genders, but a quiet breeze whispered “psst. i use they/them.” in the beginning? so you mean… they’re not there anymore? kind of! the gods need followers to survive, and after several unfortunate events, they lost the majority of their followers. the aforementioned unfortunate events: the great ruination, in which natural disasters caused several years of famine and other hardship. the restoration era, in which renovation led people to believe they can live without the gods. if the gods are dead, what’s the point? the gods aren’t /really/ dead, closer to dormant. they can’t actively interact with the mortal realm, but IF they had followers, they would come back to life. oh. did i mention that they control the magic. end slide two

start slide three the dormant gods who can't do... anything control the magic??? hey, no one said magic always has to work. foreshadowing alert huge foreshadowing alert. let’s talk about how magic works, shall we :D people use the Spirit to do magic. people have a Vessel (representation of stamina or how much Sprit can be used at once, can be trained!). people also have a Strength (a type of magic that works well with the user, these have varying frequencies which also depends on location). there’s too much i could say here, but the important thing is the main characters’ Strengths. the right depicts an image of a flowchart showing that gods need followers and produce sprit. people need spirit to do magic. end slide three

start slide four okay but where are we??? where could the magic be so fucked? well, here, of course! the left side shows a line art map, split into five parts going clockwise: portingdale, worchester, the hooks, elderwood, unlabeled. the legend shows that there are mountains in portingdale, forests in elderwood, and rivers that run from portingdale to everywhere else. the place where the four labeled regions meet is called the Inner City. the text on the right reads. welcome to Kjer! there are 3 districts. but wait! there are five? sections? and one isn’t even labelled. worchester used to be a district,,, but it left after the war began. the unlabeled section is the disputed region (re: war). let’s talk more about this war. elderwood wanted easier access to water (see: the rivers in the Wetlands) elderwood & portingdale have been fighting there on and off for over half a century. the hooks has three wards: west (hella rich), south (lower income), north (somewhere in between). end slide four

start slide five whomst. skip to the next slide if you want the actual characters. character basics: the unnecessarily-winded-and-cram-a-lot-of-lore-in version. in the North Ward of The Hooks, there are three main gangs. Kaer Styen, meaning “wicked ones”, Ghetfaer Skarnen, meaning “trickster lords”, Ad Knesten, meaning “the grumbles”. that was so many capital letters i don’t like capital letters alskjdflksjd. they have rivalries and conflicts from time to time, but it’s pretty rare. the tww cast is kaer styen !!! their main means of profit is a drug called jezdin. relieves physical and mental pain. lethal in high. quantities/ when tampered with. can also be addictive. they operate out of a dingy tavern-like building, and they live upstairs!!! okay so this is purely for vibes. how did u know. end slide five

start slide six the Gang. literally :3 Kaer Styen, my beloved. the first thing in each of their bios is their Strength (re: the magic slide). artbreeders!!! i fixed quite a few of them, but my artbreeder skills are questionable at best. this slide is split into three columns. the first column shows a white person with short, brown, curly hair and a firm, but not angry, facial expression. len, he/him, pan. Shifter (can manipulate physical properties). cynical, very cynical (because he has killer instincts). “oh people are dying? am i dying? are you dying? why should i care?” in a relationship with cal. the second column shows a person who appears east asian with long, black, wavy hair and fair skin. chloe, she/her, aroace. Chemist (chemistry but magical). literal archery god. also she’s so quiet it’s SCARY. seems welcoming, emphasis on /seems/ she’ll destroy your ass. knows what you’re feeling. she just. knows. the third column shows a white person with dirty blonde hair. they are smiling. cal, they/them, bi. Whisperer (can persuade others through speech/music). so casually funny all your burdens disappear for a hot minute. gets very attached very deeply. grew up in Portingdale which becomes Important later. end slide six

start slide seven cont. also they have piercings!!!! maybe i will make some picrews later (listen, i KNOW i’ve said this before but. maybe i’m for realsies this time, okay?) this slide is also split into three columns. the first a smiling white female with light blonde hair. eden, she/her?, demi lesbian. Healer (healing magic <3). seen hell and doesn’t want others to suffer. still believes in the gods’ existence. we Don’t talk about her awful parents. raised by a lovely woman in the South Ward, known as Nana. this eye (left) is almost PURPLE which i didn’t do on purpose but is honestly such a cool idea. the second column shows a partially smiling black man with short curly hair. jereth, he/him, gay. powerful life magic thing (will be spoilers if i talk any more). joins them at the beginning. honestly kind of scared of them (who wouldn’t be), but wants to live up to expectations. throws himself into stuff to avoid Thoughts. the third column shows a woman with brown skin, black wavy hair, and a small smile. she is NOT a member of Kaer Styen, but i’m talking about her here all the same. adalaide, she/her, bi (i didn’t like the e in adelaide alskdfjlsj). Melder (metals and the like). heir to the Portingdale throne (assuming her dad doesn’t disown her). Cal’s ex from a few~ years ago she’s still a lil’ hung up on them. technically an antagonist but i love her. so all my characters are queer sue me </3 end slide seven

start slide eight some semblance of plot? coming right up!! the four (jereth isn’t there yet!) are attacked in the Inner City. turns out it’s portingdale soldiers. and then they discover that portingdale has been poisoning the southern rivers (affects worchester and the south ward) because worchester doesn’t really contribute to Kjer as a whole. word gets out, and elderwood, naturally, is even angrier at portingdale (remember, they've been at war). so, they try to stop portingdale from being power hungry enough to poison the entirety of a country while learning about why worchester is so isolated while ALSO trying not to get killed by everyone who hates them. end slide eight

start slide nine memes :> the first is the meme of spongebob reading a sheet of paper and burning it. the paper reads, "going into worchester by yourself is going to get you KILLED", and spongebob is labelled "chloe". the second is the levels of brain template labelled "jereth". from the weakest to most powerful: "trying to figure out his magic", "doing it by accident", "saving everyone's lives". the third is the sleeping person and brain meme. brain: "you're going to portingdale". cal: yeah, i know. brain: you'll see adalaide. cal's eyes are wide open in fear. the fourth says "corporate needs you to find the difference between this image and this image". the first image says, "family", and the second one says, "len, chloe, cal, jereth." eden says, "they're the same picture". the fifth is the spiderman copycat meme where jereth is copying len. end slide nine

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[tkc-info]

19th century characters in the 21st century

Basically a paja mental about characters from the 19th century randomly waking up in current times (next gen).

AARON

He fucking tears up when he sees the 21st century and Madeleine living in it

He's had to fear for his life (because homosexuality was a crime under capital punishment) ever since he found out he was gay so seeing how society has changed (as he said it would) moves him to tears, he full on wails

The first thing he does after meeting Madeleine is going to pride (let's say it's June lol) and no one understands why this random dude is simply staring on with an odd face but Aaron's simply basking in the knowledge that the times had changed, that he in some way contributed to it by uplifting any queer people he met while in his timeline and that the struggles he and the others like him were worth something and look those two men are kissing

That being said, he is a Victorian man and is a tad bit (read: very) shocked by the kink side of pride

Aaron is general is shocked by the 21st century because he didn't expect to see pictures of near-naked people on the streets nor the types of clothing people wore

He hates being gay. Straight-up hates it because *points at Gaylord* call him gay and die he'd much rather be called a homosexual and that's how he calls himself

Sydney and him get married FAST and they choose to hyphenate

Onto the kinship lol

Finding out Madeleine is the biggest relief of his life, but relief is too small a word to encapsulate what he feels

Seeing that Madeleine was able to get married to a woman? Yeah he's happy beyond description and adores Diana instantly

It takes him a long while to stop referring to Madeleine as his fiancée (and Madeleine also struggles)

He fucking adores that Madeleine named her daughter after his mother (aka what Daniel would've named had he been a girl) and is 100% willing to hear Adelaide after Coraline

Btw Aaron loves Cal for reasons I can't say because *spoilers*

Aaron tries to be the best uncle to Marcus and Adelaide

Aaron spends a lot of time trying to understand the lgbt community because he sees Marcus being omnisexual, Adelaide being bisexual, Aaliyah being aroace, and Yeah being non-binary and there's a momentary short-circuit in his mind trying to process how little he knew and how much he has to learn

Also Aaron *loves* how accepting straight people (particularly Saz) are of his homosexuality, he meets Hunter, Arash, I was going to say Sohrab lol, Sekros, Cal, Atalanta, etc and is just so happy that a good chunk of the population is treating him like a human being with inherent worth and not someone unnatural. He loves the straight people in mirror

His overall satisfaction with the 21st century is 10000/10

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SYDNEY

Mostly like Aaron but in a more calmed way he doesn't cry much

But he kisses Aaron in the middle of the street and feels this power and freedom coursing through him when the knowledge of 'I can do this again and again and I won't have my employer (Aaron's father) legally murdering me' sinks in

He's also very happy that poor people aren't that poor as frequently and that (the UK) has stuff like public healthcare

He also hates being called gay

After marrying Aaron, the next thing he does is getting an education to have chances of becoming an author

He and Hunter are good friends idk why but they are they just have that vibe

Unlike Aaron, Sydney doesn't have the time for Adelaide's crush on Coraline. Not in a bad way, he just finds it too funny and Adelaide's struggle to find 'the right clothes' too nonsensical

He loves seeing Madeleine's life in the 21st century, he thinks motherhood and having a wife suit her

Also he was the one who tended to the wounds Gaylord inflicted on her, so he's at awe at how calm and happy Madeleine is now

Listen, Sydney had trouble understanding the technology behind corsets, he does NOT understand computers or phones or whatever

The first time he saw a movie he got very alarmed because he thought there were real, tiny people trapped in the screen

Then he saw Marcus watching a film were two guys were having sex and nearly faints because 'yOuR sOn iS cOnSUmInG pOrNoGrAPhY mAdeLeInE'

(ofc hearing Marcus --and Yrah-- talk about people he finds attractive leaves him like this :0 because Marcus is already dating someone and in Sydney's time admitting you were attracted to other people was something people did not do openly)

Really he loves how open people are compared to the Victorians but he could do with much less nudity, the only one he wants to see naked is Aaron (his husband!!!!!!)

His overall satisfaction with the 21st century is 9/10 (he really does not like technology)

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MARCUS

When he learns that Madeleine named his son after himself, he is overcome by an overwhelming wave of relief and happiness

Also he loves that his nephew's partner is genderqueer. Marcus loves Yrah

He tries really hard to build a relationship with Madeleine to get to know his older sister (he also tried to apologise but Madeleine would have none of it because he was a fucking child)

He's as excited about LGBT rights as Aaron and specifically tries to learn everything about trans people to the point where he could do a test (the Spanish version, not the multiple choice thing they have in America) and ace it

He's very happy about what it could all mean to Camille and makes clear he'd be there for his husband regardless of what he wants to do

That being said, Camille and him have Talks. Since their marriage was arranged so that Camille could have a space he could safely express his masculinity in, and he technically doesn't need that safe space anymore. Marcus wonders whether Camille would want to get a friendly divorce and find himself a husband

In the end they decide they still want to stay married. They're two bros in a marriage because they're straight (yes, Yrah, Yitian, and Marcus (Zubairu) joke about that constantly)

(Marcus tells them that marriage means different things for different people, and to Camille and him it is just the expression of the height of platonic love --Odhran and Aaliyah overhear that and tell him Camille and him are in a qpr)

(Marcus acknowledges that Camille and him are in a qpr but 'thank you very much I'm still going to call mine a marriage')

Technically, Marcus could date if he so wanted to but he refuses to flirt with anyone nor be flirted on (sOrRy i'M mArRiEd tO mY bEsT fRieNd AnD i fEeL wEiRd aBoUt ChaNgInG tHe dYnAmiC)

When random people see him in the street, they think he looks like an asshole because he looks like a certain German's wet dream but whoever talks to him realised in an instant that he's super respectful in the same way a gentleman ideally should be and always calls out people's bullshit

But really he acts like a gentleman, Marcus is The Gentleman™ (and then you've got his nephew lol)

He's horrible with technology and he's always asking Camille to help him even if Camille is as lost as him

His overall satisfaction with the 21st century is 10/10

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CAMILLE

His first reaction is to support Marcus through everything he's going through with meeting Madeleine because what type of husband is Camille if not the best?

When Marcus is a bit better the realisation of what the 21st century entails for him hits him like a truck

At first he's in shock because Camille has as much faith in humanity as me in Spain's economy

It's all very overwhelming in a good way because he couldn't even have dreamt about it (really, I can't really explain how much of a hardcore pessimist Camille was)

It takes him a while to let his true gender identity through when he's meeting random people but when it does, his mental health improves a lot

Now, I can't discuss Camille without talking about Yitian

While I was researching about trans people and their experiences, I watched a video in Spanish where an (old) man said "Whenever I see trans boys, I get jealous in a healthy way because they're strong, they've begun their hormone treatment sooner, they go to the gym, etc" that is how Camille feels about Yitian because they're the opposite sides of the same coin (Camille could never start hormone treatment, Yitian could; Camille is not cis passing, Yitian is *very* cis passing; Camille's parents would've never supported him, Yitian's parents literally sat by his side and helped him choose his name --I have this headcanon that Morgan vetoed the first one for personal reasons a little boy should not be told but that is a story for another day)

Camille is just at awe at Yitian and very happy for him (Yitian --and Yrah-- has a lot of respect and admiration for Camille, too)

Camille and Yitian's relationship is beautiful and Yitian tells him about hormone therapy and stuff

Camille *thinks* about all that stuff and talks to Marcus about it (rubber duck debugging? Marcus is the duck)

Like Marcus, he treats dating like the pest

Aaliyah and Odhran tell him about QPRs and he begins philosophing (it has just come to my attention that that isn't a verb in English, well idc) about platonic love to the point where Aaliyah and Odhran, who just wanted to share their type of relationship, end up with these (✿☉｡☉) (╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ faces, get a headache, and refuse to speak about QPRs for a good week

Were he not with Marcus, Camille would dream of marrying the creators of YouTube

I mean, the moment he discovers channels like jubilee or those educational channels that teach you about philosophy/history/politics/etc he becomes obsessed because that's basically free education and if loves learning new info

Just picture him sitting cross-legged on a sofa with his husband laying his head on his lap while Camille watches a YouTube video on some random philosopher and that's a good portion of how he spends his evenings (Marcus, ofc, understands nothing but is happy just seeing his husband so interested)

Aside from YouTube, he hates technology. With a passion

(everyone is just happy he lived long enough to see cars and planes otherwise it would have been impossible to get him to travel via human ways)

Idk Camille is just like the wise man everyone who knows everything and is super cool and collected

His overall satisfaction with the 21st century is 9'75/10 (read: Sydney)

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GAYLORD (I had to)

He's the pest

He's considered a criminal in Mirror from the very moment he opens his eyes

In the event he escapes Aboveground, he'll quickly be recognised as the groomer that he is and sent to prison

Bye bye Gaylord we hate you here

[booty-hawkin-pirate]

Hello everybody and welcome to my 'Our Flag Means Death' independent GAY rp blog!

This will be a multi-muse rp blog, and so far I play both Stede and Edward (open to more). Now here's a little bit about me:

My name is Cal, I'm 30+ years old

I love to write (aka rp though I have done some fanfiction before), listening to music, playing video games, watching true crime, watching horror movies/TV shows.

I have a cat named Marceline (yes, after the Adventure Time character), she is an absolute gremlin/demon. I love her.

I'm gay AF, but BOY HOWDY do I obsess over certain actors. 🤣

I am nonbinary, and therefore use they/them pronouns.

I like to become friends with those I rp with, however it's not required. It's just if I mesh well with someone it's nice, and then I can nerd out with them and be crazy and not be judged (hopefully).

If there are any questions, PLEASE do not hesitate to message me and ask!

No one liners/couple sentences. I rp to write and have fun, and while a paragraph or two is minimum in most cases, I have written more. I don't need a novel by any means, but please have description!

I do not have any triggers, but if you do PLEASE tell me and I will try to accommodate.

I prefer 21+ for my rps, as I do like NSFW content. That includes but is not limited to: sexual themes/sex, violence, vulgar language, alcohol use, drug use, etc.

Tying in with 3, I love drama! I love angst! I like it to mimic life in a way, so please no 'sunshine and rainbows' only plots. I yearn to feel what the characters feel. If an rp makes me cry, I consider that a damn good rp.

~Will add more later if need be.~