#cahara x celeste

[valleyofstars24]

i love them sm im not joking

og image btw :3

[petrichorcrown]

When you tell me that you love me

[hertas-funger-blog]

Made this centuries later but better late than never

[m0rb1dspade]

Them

[simstv]

various doodles, wips, and a band au for f&h 1 :oD

[paytenphobic]

since i’ve been drawing fear and hunger art recently i need to get it off my chest that i despise the ship cahara x d’arce i hate it with every fiber of my being stay away from me please and thank you

[dervampireprince]

ASMR | Fear and Hunger - Cahara x Listener SFW Convincing A Flirty Mercenary To Trust You

[M4A] [First meeting] [Flirting] [Non-graphic mentions of the guards and prisoners being mutated] [Blink-and-you'll-miss-it implication that Cahara is trans]

Oh oops another audio for a new character from a game I love that no one asked for. I wracked my brain thinking of what you could be doing in the dungeon, and well I guess you're there to search for your dear Captain Rudimer. I sure hope nothing bad happened to him. I'm not sure if this scenario is at all relaxing to fall asleep too, but I hope it's entertaining? At least?? I guess I need to get a Ragnvaldr audio done next huh? Complete the set of first game playable Funger men. If anyone listened to the audio to hear monsterlover Cahara's ramblings, thank you, and come on we all know it's true. Also the thing about him knowing he's not Celeste's child's father is because I like to always headcannon that Cahara (and D'arce) are trans. If only the crow mauler could talk because I sure would have been trying to convert you to be interested in Funger by making an audio for the big ripped crow monster man. I try not to swear much in SFW audios anymore because Youtube doesn't like it if I do, but it didn't feel in character to withhold him from swearing, I couldn't seem to stop myself.

As always, if you aren't familiar with it, do not look up Fear and Hunger without reading it's trigger warning lists first, you can find them on doesthedogdie. It is a horror game with a lot of serious topics and heavy, triggering themes mentioned and depicted.

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[teleeportedbread2233]

more funger headcanons

I'm doing ship headcanons (mainly rare pairs)

Enki x D'arce: I imagine Enki would be very very weary of D'arce at first since I think he hates Le'garde for serval reasons, D'arce would be not weary but quite cold towards Enki at first but after awhile they would 100% warm up to each other if they survived the dungeon, D'arce would teach Enki how to fight and would probably deal with his weekly mental break downs while Enki would teach D'arce magic while helping her get over Le'garde being a dick.

Cahara x Ragnvaldr: Cahara and Rag would get along fairly well I'm sure of that, Rag would probably comfort Cahara whenever he worries about being a bad parent while Cahara is always there when Rag has some nightmare about his dead family.

Cahara x Enki: silly thief x silly wizard, I think the relationship would start off VERY VERY rough like bloody kind of fights and shit, but after awhile I think the two would realize they have some stuff in common mainly shared trauma, I think even Celeste would like Enki, Enki would be a little bit cuddly with Cahara after a bit but would pretend to hate snuggling with anyone and anything, even Cahara can tell its a lie.

[notjeremyy]

guys i like cahara x d'arce but i also love cahara x celeste is this weird

[contrasting-realities]

Fear and Hunger x Shadows House

I'm just spitballing ideas here, please hang in with me.

Cahara enters the dungeons of fear and hunger first, he finds the girl and helps her out of the cage

He later finds Le'guard alive and takes him out of the dungeon, when Le'guard refuses, Cahara knocks him out since he won't be paid if the man doesn't come with him (or if he has significant evidence of his death, but he doesn't want to do that)

He also realized that the amnesia Le'guard claimed to have is fake because of his refusal to leave the dungeon

Cahara drags Le'guard back to Rondon's capital for his reward and gets enough money to get his lover/wife, Celeste, out of slavery.

Cahara questions Le'guard after he wakes up and somehow, Le'guard messes up and reveals that the girl, who has been with Cahara the entire time, was his child.

This pisses off Cahara since Le'guard leaving his daughter inside those dungeons makes him the worst definition of a deadbeat dad.

Cahara WANTS to let Le'guard back into the dungeons of fear and hunger, but word gets out that Le'guard escaped and that the mercenary was the one who freed him, high bounties are placed on both of their heads.

Cahara flees to protect his family and Le'guard follows him to avoid being thrown into a different prison (Rondon has since lost control of the dungeons of fear and hunger because of all the batshit insanity that has occurred there).

They flee to a small island off the coast which is governed by a different country and a noble house with no ties to Rondon, Soot Island ruled by the shadows house.

From here they immigrate and things seem to go back to normal, the girl is sent to school for the first time, Cahara goes back to being a mercenary, Le'guard plans out how to get back to the dungeon without being caught, and Celeste takes care of the girl while trying to encourage Le'guard to be an actual parent.

A bit later however, the girl (who Cahara named Helena in this au) is chosen during a selection and leaves to work in the shadows house.

Cahara is quite a bit upset at that but thinks she will be in good hands.

She becomes a 'living doll' of course and the name 'Helena' was given to her shadow master, who later on names the girl Hel (like the nordic god)

Helena and Hel were actually the original 'fifth pair' before Emilico frauded her way into the selection, which while confusing some of the adult shadows, didn't really change, Emilico and Kate's debut just had an extra member.

Yes, they passed the debut.

On Cahara's end, things start to get worse, the man begins to suffer from hallucinations of the dungeons he had escaped from, eventually he goes completely mad despite Celeste's attempts to save him

Things don't really pick up again until Edward (overseer of the shadows house's children wing for all the fear and hunger fans) preforms his obligation.

Low and behold, Cahara finally fully loses his shit and turns into a crow mauler (based on a fan theory around ending E of fear and hunger), Edward is the unlucky fucker who has to deal with this horse crap.

Le'guard also helps, saving Celeste and getting the creature out of public view so they can fight it.

Edward, his friends (Aileen and Gerald), and Le'guard fight this crow mauler but don't manage to kill it

Edward loses his eyes, Aileen, Le'guard, and Gerald break their bones and the crow mauler goes half-blind (it was Aileen's soot power which can mimic the flock of crows spell)

they flee and while everyone is brought to the 19th century's equivalent of a hospital, where Le'guard is recognized as a fugitive and is arrested.

When the patriarch of the shadows house, great grandfather, hears of the incident, he has Le'guard transferred into the adult's wing and locked up so he couldn't escape.

Great grandfather plans on using Le'guard as a political bargaining chip for Rondon.

Helena and Hel have just been doing their own thing up until now, while Hel is a scared and shy girl with a kind heart (the girl from fear and hunger), Helena is a bit different, as she seems to take after Le'guard in some ways, being called an aspiring Joan of arc (both are also mute).

Rum and Shirley were actually involved in moving Le'guard into the shadows house, Rum had more of a look out role, (Rum and Shirley are the pair that failed Kate's debut, Rum became a veiled doll who are the faceless servants of the shadows house and Shirley turned back into a morph and both are basically spies for Kate and her rebellion, sorry for the interruption, this is for the Funger fans).

Both wonder why a human is being held in the shadows house and Shirley goes to investigate, they manage to get the whole story so far out of Le'guard and Rum shares the info about a human being held inside the shadows house with Kate.

A few more letters back and forth and a deal is made, Kate will help Le'guard out of his cell and he will assist in her goal of destroying the shadows house, once that is done he will leave.

Rum and Shirley help smuggle him out and Le'guard 'disposes of' a veiled doll with a similar body type to him so he can take their place and hide (he did this because the shadows house deliberately disoriented and hid the entrance/exit from him, Rum only helped once he was already inside the shadows house), he also left behind a bunch of fake evidence to throw the shadows house off his tracks.

Helena is also part of the 'gathering of roses' (read: secret meetings that Kate does with her debut class), Le'guard acts as another spy and Helena eventually meets him somehow, leading to a lot of awkward conversations.

Back on the mainland, both D'arce and Ragnvaldr get the news of Le'guard's escape and bounty separately, they also hear of rumors that he moved to Soot Island so both travel there. (For different reasons, D'arce is a knight who worked under Le'guard and also his lover while Ragnvaldr's family was killed by his mercenary group and now he wants revenge)

Both arrive around the same time and are contracted to kill the wounded crow mauler that has since wandered off into the morph forest (the place morphs come from, who are the shadow's original form).

This is when D'arce and Ragnvaldr learn of the other's motivations and become enemies who reluctantly work together to kill Cahara's crow mauler, an adult shadow (shadow who has absorbed their living doll's face, what Edward and all shadows in the adult's wing are) name Thomas joins them, he was punished for breaking a rule of the shadows house by having his arm cut off and now Great grandfather wants him dead covertly since a bunch of adults still follow him.

They do kill the crow mauler this time, D'arce and Ragnvaldr turn on each other while Thomas decides to try and leave while he can, but tells the others of where Le'guard is now.

Both D'arce and Ragnvaldr are now trying to sneak into the shadows house to find and rescue/kill him before the other does.

Things that I am unsure of

What is Enki doing?

Does Helena try to butter up Le'guard?

Celeste and her unborn child.

The end of the arc with Le'guard and Kate

Helena might get her hands on a soul stone and if Edward dies she uses it on his corpse and gets his soot powers, which she uses to speak (in Edward's voice too)

Vinuskha's corpse being located in the chasm under the shadows house

Misc. Facts I do know

Edward now relies on echolocation after going blind

Helena's clothes have the symbol of the knights of the midnight sun on them

Candy was sent to the dungeons of fear and hunger as a teenager for criticizing a high ranking noble

[warpcorp]

Cahara knows work. He always has had to work, growing up a poor street urchin and all. Cahara knows labor. He's always had to slave to earn some money. He's robbed and stole just so he could eat another day. He knows what it's like to do dirty work to earn money. Cahara's spoiled, disgusting. Broken. There's no fixing something that was faulty to begin with. Celeste, on the other hand, was something special. She had a smile that melted his heart. That broke and tore him to shreds and made him open up his ribcage. That made him tear down each brick surrounding his heart. She had a voice that knew how to make Cahara fall to his knees. She wasn't spoiled. She wasn't broken. She didn't deserve to do dirty work.

Celeste didn't deserve someone like Cahara. Someone with a few Silver in his pocket. Everytime he walked, he heard small clinking that reminded him so much of how little he had. How little he could support Celeste and her unborn child. His child. Cahara didn't want her to live like this— he wanted to spoil her rich.

Yes. Cahara could've worked a normal job. He could become a baker or a miner or a farmer, but his father always preached to never let another person dictate his life. To not let some employer suck away, suck dry, all of his will. Freedom. Cahara's father traded his youth to support Cahara and his mother— and was determined to never let his son end up like him. Perhaps that's why Cahara found himself staring at the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger. He could take the easy way out- he could just work for money. But seeing his father die so young... he couldn't do that to Celeste. No. It was all or nothing here.

Really, Cahara should be grateful. He has the chance to earn all the money he needed so very quickly. If he fails this job, well, at least he's still free. He's not chained like Celeste is. Like his father was. He wasn't selling his body to men, he wasn't working day and night on a farm. He chose when and how to do his job. Sure, it was illegal, but at least it was more moral than whatever working class people had to do.

Cahara would never be rich. Never be an aristocrat. Be wealthy begond compare, but goddammit, he just wanted Celeste to be free like him. He was free, but broken. Celeste should be free and whole. He nodded, for Celeste and his child. For freedom and for his Father, Cahara thought, as he entered the dungeon.

Song is "Hand that Feeds" by the Crane Wives. Part 2/4 of F&H x Crane Wives.

[fictionkinfessions]

Against all possible odds, receiving kin memories of Cahara from fear and hunger, did not make me unreasonably sad. The life itself is, lmao, lol even, and yet. It's left me somehow hopeful despite everything.

Ok. I did sob grossly for like an hour, but I feel extremely justified in that. Like, c'mon. It's Fear and Hunger.

To any other fear and hunger kin out there, wishing you the best.

Especially to anyone who kins The Girl, or, against all odds, Celeste.

#🔥💙🔥

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[hertas-funger-blog]

Do you fw Cahara x D’arce x Celeste

(Squints and looks at the 10k+ word fic I've written about them) uh... I think so...

[h3rta-space-stat1on]

Three ships:

♤ D'arce/Cahara/Celeste. Shocking ik. Idk they scratched my brain real nice. Eps D'arce and Cahara, imo their backstories and personalities mirror eachother.

♤ Chie satonaka / Yukiko Amagi. They were the ship that got me into fanfic. The ones I wrote were kinda bad tbh, but everyone has humble begginings.

♤ ik this is out of left field but viola/olivia from twelfth night. Recently read it and imo if it was written today I think it would have ended with sebastian/orsino and them. Orsino is a gery bi character and any feelings he had for viola were when she was presenting as a man, so it makes sense. I think thay would be the ending if it was written today, cuz even though shakespear was fairly obvious bisexual himself (half his poems were him pining for a man) it was tutor england so he couldn't write anything truly gay unless he would've been shunned from theatre.

First ship:

♤ Yukichie may have gotten me into writing, but Vocaloid got me into reading it. Len x miku was the first one I shipped seriously, I was obsessed (shoutout to that one channel who made mmd and project diva edits. The titanic edit was my everything lmao)

Last song:

♤ ラッキープール by JUDY AND MARY

Last movie:

♤ I forgor. I'm not a movie girlie, unless you count youtube video essays.

Currently reading:

♤ An Artist of The Floating World by Kazuo Ishiguro

Curently eating:

♤ popcorn

Currently craving:

♤ Chocolate. But I don't have any in my house rn 😭

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Three ships: Oh definitely Synovus/Minerva from the Synoverse stories by wingedcat13. I thinks about those two a lot. Then Maedhros/Fingon. I did not want to ship them. I ship them so much. And for the last one I'm gonna go with Nerdanel/Fëanor. These two can fit so many headcanons.  

First ship: Eeeehhhhhh. I don't know. That was so long ago. I guess those two guys from the Loserdex comic. You know the two? The roommates. The best friends. Where one was in love with the other but the other one was oblivious to it? It was so long ago I don't remember anything. Just that it was very relatable at the time.

Last song: Okay let's see. Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics covered by PelleK (the patron saint of metal covers).

Last movie: I don't remember T_T. Prolly a Saltburn rewatch.

Currently reading: The Sandman series. I payed for it (bought it last year) I might as well finish it. In the fanfiction department it's The Harrowing by Chthonion. Amazing thing.

Currently watching: An episode of MasterChef Canada. Good way to learn new words.

Currently eating: Some biscuity thingy with salty caramel. I think it might be expired.

Currently craving: Roasted chicken with rice. Also ceasar salad.

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