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i love ships… bloodweave, bladeweave, kunizai, kunikatai, kunichuu, soukoku… 🫶🏻

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whoever took the username dekvrios i’m lurking and stalking when you least expect it i’m outside your house look behind you

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playing as a paladin in baldur’s gate 3 pisses me off so bad because why am i not allowed to kill auntie ethel when she’s knocked out without breaking my oath 😐😐😐

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mark twain 🫶🏻

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what an interesting little fella! i hope nothing horrible happens to him!

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he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

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bro i actually cannot look under any fucking kunikidazai post without seeing some motherfucker bringing up soukoku this is so annoying i did not know that the problem was THIS BAD

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Favorite rarepair???

kunichuu. if anyone even cares. they’re the loves of my life (they haven’t had a single canon interaction directly addressing each other).

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i love being a multishipper... i love you sskk... i love you atsulucy... i love you skk... i love you kunizai.... i love you kunikatai... i love you higugin... i love you tachigin... i love you ranpoe... i love you steincraft... i love you hawmitch... i love you suegiku... i love you rimlaine...

and i love rarepairs!! go crazy with it!! ship hawtwain, ship kunichuu, chuupoe, sigsawa, anything!! literally just make sure it isn't toxic and if it is, you can enjoy the dynamic! you dont have to support those actions to enjoy the way two characters interact! enjoy exploring the dynamic!

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I’m sure this meme is dead by now, but it still makes me laugh when it comes across my dash so this is for the other 5 of you who aren’t tired of it yet lol

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some mfs are so damn insufferable when they comment on kunizai or sigzai edits “errr i don’t ship this but it’s cute” “nooo it’s soukoku” die die DIE god FORBID someone ship dazai with someone other than chuuya (especially when kunizai is arguably healthier than soukoku but whatever)

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last night i was talking to some people in a server and they kept making kunikida death jokes every time i spoke (even if it was unrelated to kunikida) in the server and i eventually just said like “okay… the joke’s a bit overdone when you’ve done it every time i send a message.” and their response was to call me a pussy and immediately start insulting me 😭😭😭??? like dawg… god forbid i want to talk about something else for once.

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please please please please please

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the next person who says “imagine how dazai will react” or “imagine how katai will react” to me is getting touched

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i’m so excited for the day that kunikida (most likely) comes back because then i can look back at these posts and think “wow i was being overdramatic”

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mourning black and the death of ideals