#caelus yaps

[ffunnylittleface1337x7]

II 16 SPOILERS!!! ^_^

Collection of patterns in Steve cob’s victims!!

1 - everyone placed 4th in a season (pickle s1, nickel s2 and oj s3)

( i feel like this is in reference too mephone4!! wow haha number 4.)

2 - everyone had some kind of conflict before they died. (nickel having a much more smaller conflict, but I’m grasping at straws here.) maybe it’s because cobs wants people to like. focus on the final 2/ mephone 4!!! instead of their silly emotions!!!

3 - everyone was a S1 contestant, not as important but stil!!! wowowowow patternssss

PLEASE LMK IF YOU FIND MORE!!!! AAGAGAHAJJJ ^_^ we’re so not ready for act 2.

[sheyfu]

hsr'ers having pets (I WAS COOKING IP MY HSR HCS THING THEN I THIUGHT OF THESE LAMDKAOAOAO)

- dan heng would have a pet cat. idk what breed. he also doesnt know what breed it is. but it's a cat. he names it leaf because of its green eyes.

- boothill would have a cat also. he also doesnt know what breed. he'd name it cunt. KIDDING. he named it lucy. in honour of his daughter:( (IS LUCY HIS DAUGHTER'S NAME IDK BRUH ERMM). he says it's because he couldnt think of any other names. he's technically right. bc how can he think of other names when the only name he can think of is hers :((

- caelus would have a dragon. he'd name it bewd (boo•wed). what does it mean? blue eyes white dragon.

- aventurine would have a rat. idk where he got it (probably from the streets). he gives it a litol hat and names it little bitch :)) so when he calls for it he's like 'come here, little bitch!" "come to papa, little bitch!" people stare at him but dw, he loves his little bitch too much to care 😇😇

- i feel like argenti would have a sugar glider!! not sure why but LAMSSOAOAOAO he'd be a father of two and their names are probably generic white people names. it's ok tho, their accessories make up for their names

- gepard would have a dog. ITS SO FITTING WJSHJHSJDI. it would js follow him around and bark at people when they gef too close to him. he'd give it its own armour too :D just a simple man and his simple best friend :)) as for the nameeee probably rocky :D

[iiryoku]

I have so many feels for Caelus atm. Especially because I just realized how lost he must be feeling at times, with him having no memories and people left and right saying that they "knew" him in the past. I cannot even imagine how lost he must have felt, hearing Blade saying that he was the one closest to Kafka, which means that he might not have been a good person in the past and I see that be a thorn in his heart, despite all the good that he has already done. I also see him fearing changing, if he suddenly remembered his past. And not knowing if it will be for the better, really is something that scares him. I see it being, what makes him have a lot of nightmares, just like how Bailu has mentioned.

[esthercore]

HSR Men and After Care ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡

Argenti is a yes, the jack of all trades, everything you can think of, cuddling, talking, cleaning, everything, always, prolonged after care, almost giving you a home spa and massage. Making you feel the luckiest price/princess in the world, yet so effortlessly.

Aventurine's likes cuddles, massaging you and words of affirmation, telling each other pretty things and kissing each other's scars. Staring into each other's eyes before falling asleep.

Blade just lays their and let you do whatever you want to with him, or just do anything you tell him to, really need to be taught tenderness, but will try his best for you.

Boothill will be the one needing some positive pep talk. The man's 95 percent body is metal, so he feels really insecure in his ability to pleasure you. Tell him he did good, and hold him if he tears up. Once he's feeling better again, he help clean up and massage the knots out of your back.

Caelus is so lovely. Oh please teach this sweet racoon puppy how treat you, and he put all his effort into it. He loves you so much and is so desperate for you. He put's the most effort in aftercare, as unlike Argenti who's actions come naturally, Caelus always try to go extra mile to make sure his lover his happy. Maybe even shamelessly ask Himeko for advice or better yet Kafka.

Dan Heng is really good. Coziness is his forte, so bunch of quality time with each other. Not much of a talker, but will listen to you as you lay in his arms, venting out anything and everything that's been bugging you recently, and then kiss your worries out your pretty mind.

Dan Feng (the actual high elder in past) will do the same, but will have tail rapped around your waist, as you two sit on the mat, your back resting on his bare chest, his robe lazily draped, barely hiding his mat, looking at the fountain out in your private courtyard, smoking from his pipe as your beautiful voice fills the room.

Dr Ratio is methodical. He has an algorithm like schedule he likes to follow, laying a towel below you as he prepares the bath, then carrying you princess style, cuddling you in the warm water. His rubber duckies floating around, as he lazily feeds you some grapes and your drink of choice he had prepared. Sometimes he likes to read you whatever stupid fiction book you're into at the moment, things he would never even open himself, but if it's for you, he happily read you the entire thing like an audiobook.

Gallagher is a simple man, he help you clean up, be there till you recover' and then have a smoke, and go about his day, unless you specifically ask him to d something, he don't see the point of doing it.

ForJiaoqui, well is it really a surprise, he will feed you first thing first after some rounds? He needs to ensure you have enough energy. Maybe you're still stuck on his knot, as he make you sit all pretty in his lap, as he feeds you the herbal porridge he had kept ready for his amazing mate.

With Jing Yuan it's cuddle central baby! Gonna plop your body in his, as if you're a plushie, clutch you tight and just fall asleep. Smack him awake if you want proper after care or pass out too, it's not like to you will have energy left after multiple rounds with him.

I believe Luocha will be the best with after care. Very tender, and gentle. The pretty man will be insistive for cuddling you, will clean you so good, make sure you are hydrated, fed and in top notch condition. Will flatter you so much and only be satisfied once you feel like a spoilt prince/princess.

Moze gives you no time for a breather pick you up like a sack and carries you the bathroom, help clean you up, and takes a shower as you yap whole soaking in warm water. Will cuddle after you two are fresh and clean.

Sampo is a meanie, he's the type to tease you even during after care. Calling you a nighty slut, and reminding you the way you acted so desperate and whiny during sex, as he scoop the cum out of your holes, or simply plug you up, if he feels like it. If you tear up he simply his your tears, and hug you tight. Will start calling you sweet names, and i love you's, when you're on the verge of falling asleep tho.

Sunday is well Sunday, he would have water prepared, maids already ordered to run you bath, and even some snacks for you. Even if it's compulsive office sex, he would always be prepared. Very determined while taking care of you. Likes worshipping your body, and trail you with kisses, telling you how perfect, and how pretty you are.

[gay-dorito-dust]

YOOO I SEE U FELLOW UNUS ANUSER🫵🫵 i fucking love ur works keep at it bestie pls feed our delusions😫😫

may i ask for, dan heng, blade and jing yuan with a sweet and kind s/o but the moment theyre (the characters) are talked to in a disrespectful way, s/o is immediately turning into a guard dog with a “i’ll tear out your guts with my hand showed down your throat”? idk i just love feral but also gentle s/o tropes so much😔

Thank you 🫵 my fellow Unus Anuser for the ask and enjoying my writings, despite me thinking half of them could be better but I’m not going to complain if ppl enjoy them regardless.

Dan Heng:

He’s taken aback by your sudden threats of violence towards a random pedestrian for intentionally bumping into him.

He was more use to Caelus rummaging through trash cans before waxing poetry about them and whenever March 7th going off on her own as it was expected of their characters.

You however? His sweetheart, his precious jewel and beloved partner? It was extremely unexpected. Dan Heng had to physically stop you from actually fulfilling your threat by holding you against him before putting a good deal of distance between you and the rude individual.

He’s not against you defending his honour, he just doesn’t want you engaging in fights with random people just because they said something about him that you didn’t like. He didn’t want you to stoop to their level and become like them, no matter how good your reasonings for doing so may be. Dan Heng just wants you to be better than them and not give them the reaction that they needed to fuel their own narratives.

That and Dan Heng knew that you could easily kick their ass but he didn’t felt like dealing with being chased by the authorities for unprovoked acts of violence. However some exceptions can be made to this but Dan Heng would much rather that you kept out of trouble, just for his sake and his sanity as he didn’t want to make breaking you out of jail a reoccurring thing.

Jing Yuan:

His interest is peaked.

Who’d knew that someone as sweet and kind as you had such a vicious side, waiting to come out.

Jing Yuan didn’t care for much what others said about him, but having you come to his defence without hesitation had him smiling with pride. His reputation precedes him wherever he went, so naturally he wasn’t going to be easily intimidated by senseless yapping of others, especially those who had not even the slightest clue of the things he’s put himself through in order to get where he was.

While Jing Yuan appreciates your need to stick up for him, he didn’t think it was necessary for you to waste your time and energy on those who lack the capacity to listen to a voice that wasn’t their own.

‘Always pick your battles wisely my dear,’ he said all the while looking at the person who insulted him dead in the eye with that half asleep expression of his, ‘for most aren’t worth fighting in.’ He finishes before gently pulling you by the waist and walking away.

Blade:

He had an inkling that there was more to you than meets the eye. However he didn’t expect someone who went out of their way to feed stray kittens and puppies, patch up his wounds despite knowing he could heal, would ever spout such detailed threats towards another person.

He didn’t give two shits about what people said about him that he hasn’t heard before, he had long grown immune to ignore the comments from those who didn’t know him nor his past. Yet he couldn’t help but revel in the look of surprise on the persons face the words left your lips, chuckling softly at the countless possible thoughts that must be running through their head in that moment.

It was always the sweetest people that everyone was the least suspicious about, it was near enough impossible to fathom that they were capable of hurting anyone.

A wolf in sheep’s clothing is what described you best in this moment as Blade watched you with new found interest. He found this side of you rather exciting and wanted nothing more than to help you hone in on this side of you and use it to your advantage; Yet he found another part of himself wanting to be the one inciting violence, as he refuses you to tread the same path he did, he wouldn’t allow it.

After all he was the weapon.

He was the one stained in the blood of others.

He was the one that inflicted pain onto others and himself and it was something he will continue to do until death was finally granted to him in whatever form that may be. Blade will refuse you from ever embracing that side of yourself if it meant sending you on a projectory much like his own.

You were his light in the dark for a reason and while it was reassuring to know that you had what it took to fight back, Blade would much rather be the one to fight instead and to be the one to keep your hands clean of blood and violence overall.

[shroomdreams]

Fluff about Clingy Caelus with a nonchalant fem s/o who doesn't mind him being clingy and secretly likes it but pretends she doesn't like it by being annoyed (but caelus knows she likes it)

My Heart Is Singin' For You (And I'm Singing Along!)

Clingy!Caelus x Nonchalant!Fem!Reader

A/N: YEAH YEAH CAELUS!!! Lil trash panda man, sweetie baby boy with a Hydrogen bomb inside him <33333

He's the Roger Rabbit to your Jessica, sorry I don't make the rules. For every chaotic thing Caelus does, you're right behind to make sure he's safe.

You do pull him back from doing anything hasty. The Astral Express thank you every time you restrain him from diving inside the nearest trash can. Not to say you disapprove of his dumpster diving, you're just concerned for his health.

Caelus acts like a droopy eyed pup whenever you're around. There isn't a moment where he isn't making grabby hands for your attention, hugging your arm as you read the newspapers.

Often, you roll your eyes and grumble about how annoying he is, but you allow him to continue bothering you with his touches and kisses. This usually ends with you sitting in his lap while Caelus kisses your neck.

The red coloring your cheeks says all despite you chiding Caelus for dragging you away from whatever hobby you were doing. He'd pout and say "I just want to spend time with my girlfriend :(((", and you would huff in response as your hands intertwine

Caelus still has a naive view on romance, since he was recently "born" into existence. This means he'll go out of his way to buy you flowers, chocolates, and other trinkets. Your scolding practically has no effect when you hug a teddy bear he bought alongside a box of chocolates.

One day, as Caelus was busying yapping about whatever adventure he went on, you close your book and pull him by the straps, crashing your lips against his. He shuts up, giving you peace and quiet as he sits next to you with his hands on his lap.

Overall, you adore your silly boyfriend and his antics!

[razorblade180]

Bed History

Firefly:Caelus, I have a very important question. Silver Wolf has told me some…interesting things. So I was wondering…

Caelus:How many people have taken me to bed?

Hologram appears

Silver Wolf:You knew what I meant by Smash. Don’t even pretend. You took me to bed. *disappears*

Caelus:So that’s one person right there. There’s March dragging me and Dan Heng into interesting situations.

Firefly:*red* You’ve slept with a boy?

Caelus:I will emphasize that was not on either of our plans that day. Only March’s. Other than that, there’s Sparkle you know about Stelle.

Firefly:I’m sorry, what was that?

Caelus:Huh?

Stelle:*opens door* Naaaaah I heard that shit. You slept with who!?

Caelus:…A Masked Fool.

Firefly:What!?

Stelle:When!?

Sparkle:How!?

Caelus:I-

They all turn their heads, including Sparkle. She then looks back at them as she chews on some popcorn.

Sparkle:You’re out of popcorn by the way.

Caelus:In my defense, this happened when you were dead and the first time I saw Robin was her body fading away. The vibes were at an all time low.

Sparkle:So your favorite trash compactor was mixing drinks and trying to dance sadness away. It kinda funny in a painful way. Like a comedian trying to save his performance.

Caelus:See? She’s just annoying and yaps. You ever just wanted to shut someone up who’s so smug?

Firefly:By sleeping with them!?

Stelle:I hate to say it….but if I had ran across Aventurine again back then and he called me Ms. Stelleron one more fucking time…

Firefly:Far be it from me to predict the actions of a Fool but how the heck do you even convince someone like her to entertain that idea?

xxxxx

Sparkle:Well well well look what the cat dragged in. A funny looking raccoon confused in the big city.

Caelus:You really think you’re above all. Just the ultimate risk taker with no care in the world.

Sparkle:Don’t know what you mean. Like any supporting character, I’m filling up space and watching the show. So what if the stage blows or the performance gets canceled. Another starts, so why be scared to step on any or play whatever?

Caelus:You really are crazy.

Sparkle:Perhaps~ like I said, anything can happen so anything goes. No need to get cold feet or stuck in the same scenes.

Caelus:Ever slept with a bomb?

Sparkle:….What?

xxxxxx

Firefly:You. Are. Insane.

Sparkle:It was a good question.

Stelle:Honestly i respect the hustle.

Sparkle:Maybe don’t die and make people sad. It was a one and done. Although…I’d give the performance four stars. It makes me wonder how well the leading actress performs.

Stelle:Keep dreaming.

Firefly:*pouts*

Caelus: *pinches cheeks* I’m sowy. Don’t be mad.

Firefly:I’m not mad. Also stop playing with my face!

Caelus:Not until you’re happy again. Although this side of you is cute.

Stelle:Very cute. *pokes face* Hehehe

Firefly:*blushing* (Why are they like this so often?)…..

Sparkle:Alls well that ends well.

Stelle:I can’t tell if you’re a matchmaker or a home wrecker.

Sparkle:Why not both? Don’t put me in box. Unless it’s with a certain fallen angel. Hehe, oh how I bet dear Chicken Wing Boy would cherish any familiar face these days. The Songbird might actually faint if her brother wanted some elation in his life. Only time will tell.

Firefly:I’m telling Robin you said that.

Sparkle:It’s hilarious you think I haven’t told her this myself. Her brother is hot and everyone knows it. He’s gotta put his sins somewhere and I know where.

CFS:You are an actual menace to society.

Sparkle:Said the Stellaron Hunter with her two stellarons. *vanishes*

Stelle:…So do you need my list of people?

Firefly:It’s two people and one is me. The other you just complimented his craziness.

Stelle:….I gotta step my game up.

Firefly:That’s not the message you should take from this!

Caelus:What’s your history.

Firefly:Just one. Could be two but maybe I should reevaluate.

Caelus:I respect that decision.

Firefly:…I mean you can sound a little disappointed; nothing is set in stone.

Stelle:Don’t fold so easily! You had me on the back foot blushing and kicking my feet. What’s so different here!?

Firefly:Silver Wolf gave me FOMO!

Caelus:Did she on purpose, or did you ask questions and never stopped?

Firefly:Not important.

Hologram appears

Firefly:I asked questions.

Caelus:Thanks for wingmaning.

Silver Wolf:Eh, I was bored and out of resin.

Stelle:(Step one; find a wingman…)

[pupsmailbox]

FOX ID PACK

NAMES ⌇　aiden. ajax. amber. arbusto. auburn. bark. baya. bella. berrian. blanc. blanche. blanchette. bosque. briar. bush. bushette. buster. byakko. caelus. cameron. canidae. canis. cedar. chepi. christel. cinnamon. claud. claudia. claw. clawette. corsac. crimson. dash. eris. faux. fennec. fern. flannery. fluffers. fluffy. forest. fox. foxen. foxette foxette. foxian. foxie. foxsse. foxy. frost. frostette. frostine. ginger. grim. harlow. hiver. holly. hunter. invierno. james. jamie. kit. lily. maple. mary. mischiefesse. mischiefette. neige. nevada. nieve. nixie. noir. patches. paw. pawer. pawette. pawie. powder. red. redd. rena. renard. reynard. rita. rogue. rojo. rouge. rougette. rufus. russ. rust. rustesse. rustette. ruston. rusty. scarlett. scout. sly. snow. snowball. snowbelle. snowy. socks. softse. sox. tawny. tod. todd. velox. vivi. vivienne. vix. vixen. vixenne. vulpa. vulpes. vulpine. vulpus. vuvu. whisp. winter. yako. yap. yappy. yip. yippers. zorro.

PRONOUNS ⌇　ae/aem. artic/artic. bark/bark. berry/berry. bite/bite. blanc/blanc. burrow/burrow. can/canid. can/canine. canid/canid. canidae/canidae. caninae/caninae. canine/canine. chew/chew. chomp/chomp. claw/claw. climb/climb. den/den. dig/dig. fang/fang. fast/fast. fennec/fennec. fi/fer. floof/floof. fluff/fluff. fluff/fluffer. forest/forest. fox/fox. frost/frost. fur/fur. fwu/fwu. grr/grr. gnaw/gnaw. gray/gray. growl/grow. growl/growl. hide/hide. hide/hider. howl/howl. hunt/hunt. hunt/hunter. ice/ice. jump/jump. kit/kit. leap/leap. mischief/mischief. nib/nib. nibble/nibble. noir/noir. nom/nom. nussle/nussle. orange/orange. pad/pad. paw/pad. paw/paw. pawpad/pawpad. pelt/pelt. pounce/pounce. prowl/prowl. puff/puff. pup/pup. purr/purr. quick/quick. rabbit/rabbit. red/red. scream/scream. silver/silver. sly/fox. sly/sly. sneak/sneak. sneak/sneaky. sneaky/sneaky. sno/snow. snout/snout. snow/snow. soft/soft. spirit/spirit. swift/swift. tail/tail. trick/trick. trot/trot. twitch/twitche. vix/vix. vix/vixen. vulp/vulp. vulp/vulpine. vulpine/vulpine. wag/wag. whine/whine. white/white. wild/wild. winter/winter. woof/woof. yap/yap. yelp/yelp. yip/yap. yip/yip. yop/yop. zoom/zoomie. ⛰️ . 🌲 . 🌿 . 🍁 . 🍂 . 🐾 . 🥩 . 🦊 . 🦴 . 🧡 .

[dnasplicers]

avencae matching crush social anxiety (aventurine yapping to everyone he knows instead of going to see caelus and talking to him vs caelus being too nervous to thank aventurine for the gifts)

[mako-doodles101]

Yo got any of your own bootheng/henghill hcs to share with the class? 👀

WAH- HELLO YES I DO???? WHDBNE

BUT BEFORE ANYTHING

(these headcanons are all purely platonic cause I genuinely prefer to think of them like that ngl :))

N E WAYS BOOTHILL AND DAN HENG HCS:

Yes I know I made a whole art about how boothill carries dh whenever he could but like lemme emphasize that this is only a Boothill Privilege™

Dh showing him something in his book: "so you see bla bla bla-"

Boothill who couldn't be bothered to kneel to Dan Heng's level: *scoops him up*

Dan heng:....

Dan Heng: you know you could hold the book if you want

Boothill: nah

Dan Heng: ...fine

On the other hand Dan Heng would absolutely deck any other person who tries to carry him in anyway shape or form (caelus he is looking at you)

Alright listen Boothill used to be a dad and Dan Heng grew up in the shackling prison with no contact whatsoever so what I am saying is boothill found out Dan Heng likes dad jokes and uses that knowledge WHENEVER

*boothill and Dan Heng investigating something and boothill sees stairs*

Boothill: Ya know.... I never trust stairs....

Dan Heng: ....what?

Boothill: ....cause they're always up to something

Dan Heng:

Dan Heng: *snort*-

It makes boothill always proud whenever he can pull one if these

Boothill actually knows a lot about machines and stuff (cause... Y'know) and sometimes yaps about them to Dan Heng

Dan Heng actually took interest in this sunject and records whatever boothil says if it wasn't already recorded in the data bank

(Dan Heng fell asleep once hile boothill was talking about them but only because he was too sleep deprived and hasn't slept in days and boothill is nice company)

(boothill wasn't mad, in fact he was quite pleased the guy finally slept he looked dead on his feet)

After boothill leaves Dan Heng sometimes even goes to welt to ask him about stuff he doesn't understand concerning machines and welt happily explains them which causes some bonding moments cause found family stuff is my JAM u-u

Boothill knows how to play a lot of instruments (guitar/ harmonica/ ukulele/ etc-) (i don't know most instruments forgive me 😔)

He taught Dan Heng how to play ukulele at some point

Whenever boothill visits he just grabs Dan Heng and leaves and no one is phased at this point

*boothill visiting the express and tb greets him*

Tb: are you gonna stay here for a while?

Boothill: I'd love yo, mate but I gotta get something real quick from the express and then maybe I'll stay for a whole

Boothill: *gets into the parlor car*

Boothill: *gets into the archives and rumages a bit*

Boothill: *gets out of the archives with Dan Heng on his shoulders like a sack of potatoes* Well, I'll be right back!

Tb, hemiko and welt who got used to this: sure!

Pompom, also used to this: BRING HIM BEFORE DINNER!

March, who still DIDN'T get used to this: .....

March doesn't get payed enough for this

Dan Heng actually doesn't KNOW a lot of swear words (he knows the basics lol) so sometimes boothill says a swear that doesn't fit into what Dan heng knows so he goes the data bank to look up for what boothill meant

Hemiko found out about this one day and she gave boothill A Discussion™ about how to not use so much colorful language around the others

Boothill shudders everytime he remembers said Discussion™

Aight I think that's actually all I have for now teehee~

[ffunnylittleface1337x7]

ii fans wait what would the acronym be (in refrence to “hotel oj party”)

[enden-k]

rover meeting caelus dsndnfndndnd

everyones yapping abt caelus here and there, i picked stelle yknow

[pinkeos]

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[esthercore]

HSR men and their cum yes this is a 3 am intoxicated low quality post; let me live

Sunday - sweet, he take extra care you like the taste, refuse to make eye contact after your activities

Boothill - alcohol ruins the taste a bit, really not the best, a bit salty

Blade - thin, old man who's body is working overtime, don't mention it, he get angsty

Luocha - sweet/fruity-ish? gets flustered if you mention it

Jing Yuan - thick thick, and has globs, smug smile if you say you like it

Dan Heng - plain, that's it, it's average but good

Caelus - depends on the day, the trash panda consumes a lot of thing he shouldn't so it's a gamble

Aventurine - it's good stuff, creamy and up to your tastes 10/10

Jiaoqui - Oh, oh, this one is a perv, takes extra extra care of the medicinal benefits, consuming lots of herbs, although sacrificing the taste, would yap about how this is good for your health

Welt - old man cum

Gallagher - kinda like boothill's but surprisingly taste good

Dr Ratio - surprisingly the best, thick, creamy, ample amount, and yummy 11/10

i love everyone who like this and enables me <33333

[astrxlfinale]

One of the early day thoughts from ya guy.

Just a lil self reflection of how I enjoy the relative peace of carving out a space for myself in the HSR ends. In kind, it's kind of a return to form with rolling about in semi-active fandoms. I've just generally been surprised at how much fun I've been having with RP again.

It allows me to fall back into my original rhythm, of taking muses in a certain series, and crashing them together in all sorts of possibility. I've noticed as of late that in many ways, the route to that kind of original joy was lost. Whether it was just getting active with too many groups, being tugged too far in the whims of others being that 'chosen' muse they enjoy so to speak.

I'm someone who loves exploring the lore, who loves making an ol fashioned bombastic adventure, the type who loves to see character potential from my own takes or others rocket off the moon. Not to mention, I can just be much more paced with how I like it too, I did admittedly fall into that rhythm of wanting to make a lotta folks feel involved.

While that hasn't been lost, I sure as fuck know not to spread myself so thin, that's just a recipe for disaster waiting.

Not to mention getting a muse that's solidified back into my favorite delinquent character archetype is just my jam. I love those upstarts that headbutt all lines of authority, keep true regardless of risk, and not to mention being a muse that can creatively clash with others. Forgot how much I've missed this after having vastly more polite muses.

All of this yapping tl;dr is just to say I'm enjoying my time on Caelus, and I intend make some damn good personal strides. Writing can be fun when I got the focus, and I rather let my replies and responses do the talking to me.

It's how I can have my fun in drawing upon the world.

[trendywaifus]

i finally caved yesterday and downloaded hsr on my laptop (i dunno how well it's gonna run though) for kafka 😌 out of curiosity, who are your top 3 favourite star rail characters and why?

-🫐

WWWWWWW and my top 3…??? that’s easy!!

1. stelle/caelus— i honestly love their designs, they’re so handsome. i’m not the one to like gacha mcs like that but the tb has my heart fr. their dialogues are so silly and random, a breath of fresh air from the yappin in genshin. they also made a fate ref which I’m a huge fan of so that made me love their character 100x more than I already did. plus they go around kicking people’s ass with a bat?? that’s so silly and badass at the same time.

2. kafka — she’s such a hot, badass character bro, she reminds me of makima who i also adore. they’re similar but i love that they’re still different from each other. despite kafka not knowing the concept of fear, she’s more emotional than makima and is able to establish human connections even without her spirit whisper. plus spider theme she got going goes brrr. can’t wait to see more of her in the future.

3. acheron — as someone who hadn’t touched hi3 but played genshin, i really love ei’s design and character. so when i saw acheron’s leaks and learned that she was a mei counterpart like ei, let me tell youuuuuuu, my feet was kicking in the airrrrr. her backstory is *chief kiss* her design is *chief kiss* EVERYTHING ABOUT HER is *chef kiss* although she loves to yap and forget a lot, acheron is soooooo😻