#caelus is so real for that

[endlesslytired]

bonus!!!

@shipsarebeautiful did a pull on my account for Robin and GOT ME AN E2 IN ONE PULL.

and while THAT song was on!

I made a playlist for our group pulling for fun and that was added for a joke.

THEN THAT HAPPENED.

vin I hope you win every 50/50 ever. sorry I initially cursed you for jinxing Bronya on me. enjoy Clara and your own Robin!

[sh1-n0bu]

everyday i look at the hoyoverse fandom and go “wow… media literacy IS dead😃”

[luxstring]

A WHOLE DANCAE BUFFET I CAN DIE HAPPY

[generalsdiary]

so we really experienced our first heartbreak when she died in our arms

[milkbreadtoast]

OK DOES ANYONE KNOW that het romance korean webtoon called "super secret" by eon abt a girl and her werewolf childhood friend... it was 1 of my v first webtoons and i have this super random out of pocket take for it that ive been keeping to myself for yrs im finally breaking my silence LMFOAOAO

anyway theyre cute together i said what i said (no one cares)

(i do rmbr posting abt this before when i first read the epilogue but no one cared/no one still cares BWAHAHHA)

[fxvcsd]

showers w caelussy *giggles uncontrollably*

hc that caelus’ chest (where kafka insterted the stellaron) is extremely sensitive to the touch. like, if ur washing his chest in the bath for him (don’t ask how you got there), he’ll be all giggly and shit and chastise you for scrubbing his chest too hard, when in reality you’re barely brushing the loofa against his skin. 

his complaining just makes you scrub harder, making him jolt forward and laugh harder. 

cute caelus hours dttm .

@maitadori pookie look i posted :3 

[baggedmental]

got off the genshin train just to hop on the honkai star rail god fucking dammit

[araneitela]

Quick interruption: This may (somehow, still?) be a hot take, but I swear to all that is unholy and insane, I've been sitting on this salt about the TB and Kafka since like May of last year. This isn't going to be a long meta at all, but I do want to make something abundantly clear on this blog.

I know that people say the 'mommy' thing jokingly because they have the hots for her (listen, I understand the motivation, I just firmly hate the term), but I know some people actively still believe that Kafka is somehow related to the TB even if her story quest has since entirely debunked that claim and proved the opposite. Let me just, share this for a second:

(source) Can we put this to rest now, pretty please? I'm too old and too tired for this, guys.

[thingswhatareawesome]

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[orchid3a]

so today i woke up and thought about a crossover between corpse party and honkai star rail, i will elaborate in the tags <3

[endlesslytired]

to finish this absolute madness I'm dealing with trying to put these together I give you the ones I forgot to add bc I lost them or didn't feel like worked right yet I still like, plus ones that I just had no place for at all. (aka solo topaz stuff)

bonusss, I wrote this very early on into playing hsr and realised this would be really neat to make in the maker. it's not much of a meme but a funny idea on stuff Kafka could have done.

prevus poast:

[y0noirs]

caelus / dan heng / march 7th Caelus doesn't have his own room on the Astral Express yet. Generally, that makes finding a place to sleep difficult. Thankfully, there are two people on the train that don't mind giving him a place to rest.

word count: 8302 characters: caelus, dan heng, march 7th tags: bed sharing, literal sleeping together, nightmares, warning for a panic attack after a nightmare notes: i started this fic before the twin au and only finished it like last night while half-asleep. i just think caelus should be cared for and pampered, preferrably by march and dan heng <3 anyway this features a few more personal headcanons of mine about caelus (namely that he belongs on malelivingspaces. stelle too btw)

[decoysouled]

smash or pass // accepting. anonymous // For Caelus, smash or pass: Dan Heng, March, Jing Yuan. Bonus points: rank in order of "smashability" or lack thereof

IT'S A DIFFICULT QUESTION TO ANSWER — for the most part, he has put little thought into such a thing when it comes to the many people he has met, far more occupied with investigating trash cans & solving puzzles ( the hexa... whatever those were a prime example of something that consumed far more of their time than they had liked ) to really focus on his emotions. He does, at least, have an idea of his own answers.

❝I would rank Dan Heng first.❞ Caelus proclaims after several minutes of silence, having been lost in his thoughts — more accurately, half of that was spent daydreaming rather than coming to a conclusive answer. ❝Definitely a smash — I would kiss him if he let me, several times over.❞ Given the chance, he might even ask the man out on a date. How scandalous.

❝March would be second. She's really pretty & she's a good friend that I spend a lot of time with. While I can't say it's something I'd approach her over, or even ask if I could, if she wanted to kiss me, I wouldn't really say no.❞ At the very least, he admits he's rather curious as to what it would be like — nor can he deny that she is, indeed, rather attractive, both in looks & personality.

❝I'd have to place Jing Yuan last. I don't really know him all too well, even if I could agree that he's nice to look at.❞ But there is no true substance there for him to desire to act on any form of attraction. Besides, something tells him that Jing Yuan is a little more caught up with his past than the present when it comes to the people around him, most days. ❝But that doesn't mean I'm not curious.❞

[tragicbackstoryenjoyer]

pirate for the ask game. gregorius vs lucius FIGHT

for this ask game.

PIRATE - Which of your OCs is most evil?

okay so i know you know who gregorius is, but i've been kind of dithering on making an intro post for one of the iron crown's two main villains

(mostly because, like several other important characters in TIC, he's based on two Real People Who Actually Existed. and it feels kinda weird to make an oc post about someone with a wikipedia article yaknow?)

and, yeah, he's a pretty awful person. crimes include kidnapping the 13-year-old king in order to rule as regent, tricking people into really unfair magically-binding contracts, canonically being responsible for the destruction of much of sappho's poetry (because writing hist fic means i can make highly unlikely historical hearsay canon), and committing arguable Pope Election Fraud. among other things.

but at the end of the day he doesn't really stack up compared to lucius, who (is highly implied to have) killed his family, was responsible for the massacre and later expulsion of a sizable religious minority in his country, assassinated the emperor of the neighboring country, declared a war that caused a massive death toll, committed at least one war crime, made use of torture, and worst of all was a really shitty boyfriend.

plus, at least greg has some fairly understandable goals he's working towards, like the separation of church and state! and taking power away from kings and putting it into the hands of himself elected officials! lucius on the other hand is just a religious extremist, even if he's far more earnest in his beliefs than gregorius is.

ultimately, TIC can have its net evil spread out between two opposing villains, each with their points and losses. when you only have one main villain (as in BOG), you kinda gotta make him count.

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Kafka

[quimichi]

≡;- ꒰ °HOW THEY EAT YOU OUT ꒱ - MDNI

Pt. 1

TW: sexual content,

SUMMARY: how 6 hsr guys eat you out ♡

CHARACTERS: Argenti, Arlan, Aventurine, Blade, Boothill & Caelus x F!Reader

WORD COUNT: 812

Argenti

“Yes, that's it my rose. I don’t think i will ever get tired of this sight.”

Despite how he many times he's seen you like this - Argentis cheeks will flush a beautiful red and his chest is rising and falling quickly. You are utterly beautiful. His fingers pushe more slick out of you, and he can’t help but lean in to lap it up, humming at the taste of you along his taste buds that the movement grants him.

“Such a delightful taste....hah- is this all it takes to make yoi quiver?” he can't help but close his eyes as he buries himself deeper between your folds. You're ’re so sensitive. His fingers keep their pace and when you throb around his slender digits he can’t help but moan into you, he feels it just like you. “Don't be scared my love, as your boyfriend it's my duty to make you cum.”

Arlan - aged up!

“oh-!” he's doing all this for the first time, he can't help but be just as surprised with his actions like you. You have to bite your lip, he's way to cute right now, and does it way to well.

Arlans nose knocks against your clit a second later, followed by him lewdly slurping at the bundle of nerves like he’s kissing it better from the soreness.

He felt like he is on cloud nine and it only makes him feel even better when he feels you begin to tense. You're so close, he can feel it, and hear it. It’s almost immediate the way he feels your thighs begin to wrestle against him as you desperately try to close your legs at the pure pleasure.

“Gonna make you cum, gonna make you cum real good”

Aventurine

You feel the way he smiles against your pussy, teasingly. He knew he'd make you beg for it in under 5 minutes. “heh- now that was easy, wasn't it.” he sends another kiss against your clit, breathing heavy against your folds as his fingers move to spread you open, making more space for him. God, sometikes he just wants to shove his faces as deep as he can into your wet and warm pussy and stay there.

His eyes are on you the entire time, watching you with lidded eyes as he licks from bottom to top again, smirking like a mad man.

“Damn, loon at you darlin', all puddy in my hands."

Blade

“What did i tell you? Hold fucking still.” Blade grits his teeth. He pulls away from your wet cunt to glare up at you, lowkey makes you scared. You’re so close, so damn close, the last thing you want is him pulling away. With the last bit of self control you got left, you try your best not to squirm around. You know better than to disobey him.

He’s messy and merciless when he eats your pussy. Hes covered, nose to chin with your juices. He closes his lips around your clit, giving it a harsh suck. He’s exploring your pussy with his tongue before it’s swirling around your clit with the purpose of prolonging your blissful state, watching you with heavy eyes as he feels himself get turned on by the expression on your face. You can't help but whine, you want to cum.

"Patience...patience..."

Boothill

His arms wrapped around your thighs leaving you helplessly trapped in this sick game of him over stimming you till you can’t anymore. Tears couldn’t help but fall from your eyes as you begged him that it was just “t-too much”. But you weren’t convincing enough. After all your hips were bucking into his face when you were just so close to cumming again, leaving you whiny and breathless after each time.

Can't be to much when you're this needy — “f-fuck.. i c-can’tplease” your voice shaking, desperately you run your hands through his soft hair to pull him even closer despite your words.

“what a fucking liar you are...”

Caelus

The way his fingers come down on your clit, slapping the bud quickly, he stares at you from between your thighs. He’s watching the way your pussy swallows up two of his fingers.

“You truly are so pretty.” Caelus whispers almost love drunk. You feel too hot, you're sweating, like he’s worshipping you from where he’s resting on his knees at the end of the bed, leaving your hips to hang from the mattress so he can have you. He holds your thighs in his hands, gripping them hard so he can contain himself. He feels like hes getting mad, crazy at your taste. His tounge fucks itself in and out of your hole, almost like it has a mind on its own. His eyes roll back into his skull, is he liking this more than you?

"More, want more of you, pretty girl."

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