#caelus is so real for that

[endlesslytired]

bonus!!!

@shipsarebeautiful did a pull on my account for Robin and GOT ME AN E2 IN ONE PULL.

and while THAT song was on!

I made a playlist for our group pulling for fun and that was added for a joke.

THEN THAT HAPPENED.

vin I hope you win every 50/50 ever. sorry I initially cursed you for jinxing Bronya on me. enjoy Clara and your own Robin!

[sh1-n0bu]

everyday i look at the hoyoverse fandom and go “wow… media literacy IS dead😃”

[luxstring]

A WHOLE DANCAE BUFFET I CAN DIE HAPPY

[generalsdiary]

so we really experienced our first heartbreak when she died in our arms

[milkbreadtoast]

OK DOES ANYONE KNOW that het romance korean webtoon called "super secret" by eon abt a girl and her werewolf childhood friend... it was 1 of my v first webtoons and i have this super random out of pocket take for it that ive been keeping to myself for yrs im finally breaking my silence LMFOAOAO

anyway theyre cute together i said what i said (no one cares)

(i do rmbr posting abt this before when i first read the epilogue but no one cared/no one still cares BWAHAHHA)

[thedemises]

New pfp and look of your blog? 🤭🫣🔥

Hehe, I forgot to drop this 🏃‍♀️💖

Stelle and Caelus' expressions always kill me along with Blade cuz wtf 😭🙏🧍‍♀️

QUEENS NEVER CRY‼️‼️‼️🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🙏🙏🙏🫡🫡🫡🫡

[fxvcsd]

showers w caelussy *giggles uncontrollably*

hc that caelus’ chest (where kafka insterted the stellaron) is extremely sensitive to the touch. like, if ur washing his chest in the bath for him (don’t ask how you got there), he’ll be all giggly and shit and chastise you for scrubbing his chest too hard, when in reality you’re barely brushing the loofa against his skin. 

his complaining just makes you scrub harder, making him jolt forward and laugh harder. 

cute caelus hours dttm .

@maitadori pookie look i posted :3 

[baggedmental]

got off the genshin train just to hop on the honkai star rail god fucking dammit

[araneitela]

Quick interruption: This may (somehow, still?) be a hot take, but I swear to all that is unholy and insane, I've been sitting on this salt about the TB and Kafka since like May of last year. This isn't going to be a long meta at all, but I do want to make something abundantly clear on this blog.

I know that people say the 'mommy' thing jokingly because they have the hots for her (listen, I understand the motivation, I just firmly hate the term), but I know some people actively still believe that Kafka is somehow related to the TB even if her story quest has since entirely debunked that claim and proved the opposite. Let me just, share this for a second:

(source) Can we put this to rest now, pretty please? I'm too old and too tired for this, guys.

[trailblczed]

✦ solysium: the unhinged delirium of being alone for an extended period of time.

obscure sorrows drabble prompts ( 1 + 2 ) | Accepting.

While he has a relatively short list of actual fears, it is surprising how often they are present in his life. Caelus just wanted to go on a little trip in Jarilo's mountains, experience what "camping outside" was like ( if he likes it enough he might even consider trying to get the family to go with him next time, or bring the camping on board ). He just wanted.. to learn something new.. how did it come to this? Thinking on it, the Nameless supposes it makes sense that, due to the planet's slowly rising temperature, that would mean the snow and ice would get displaced- so it isn't that big a shock that he finds himself rushing out of the way of a moderately sized avalanche. In his haste to out run it, he ends up sliding down several different hills and going in whatever direction will take him away from the catastrophe's route. But in doing so- Caelus has managed to get himself lost- in unfamiliar territory. To make things worse, he has no signal- so even if he wanted to navigate his way back, or simply call in a rescue, he can't. Then to top if off, it seems a storm is making it's way over to where he's at. Great. Just- great!

The lad remembers whatever survival training he read in books and finds a small cave carved out of a smaller mountain, staying just barely inside to keep away from the worst of the storm. Now.. he's stuck here. Trying to go out into the blizzard is a stupid idea, and while he may be a guy with plenty of stupid ideas, he isn't that idiotic. With no reception, no way to leave, Caelus.. is stuck here until it passes. There is no one coming to save him. There is no calling for help. He will remain in this damp cave- alone..

The first day he's camped out isn't too bad- annoying or frustrating at most. He had intended to go out camping, so he has supplies to last him a good while, so he is not concerned in the slightest about that. Though if he thinks he hears something in the wind outside, he's ignoring it- just his imagination.

The second day.. is not as good. The sounds he thought he heard are clearer, though still quiet. He feels antsy, not desperate, but Caelus knows he shouldn't attempt to explore the cave he's using as an emergency shelter- he's already lost as it it, let's not make it worse. The silver can't help squeezing his finger with his other hand, nervousness gradually winning out over being of sound-mind.

The third day... the third day.... is unbearable. Maybe it's just that, now that Joanne ( the doctor he sees on Herta's Station ) made him aware of his separation anxiety, he's ridiculously conscious of how panicked and alone he feels ( hyper-focused on it, even )- how he can't stop thinking about his family- wondering how they're doing, if they're safe, if they're even looking for him.. are they worried about him? w̵h̸y̸ ̵w̷o̴u̶l̶d̷ ̷t̴h̸e̶y̴ ̵w̷o̶r̵r̴y̷ ̷a̴b̵o̷u̸t̶ ̸a̶ ̵S̸t̶e̸l̸l̷a̵r̴o̸n̴?̵ Surely they are.. they are family.. yeah- they just can't brave the storm either. It's alright. The storm-- yeah that's all he's hearing. It isn't the same voice as when he tapped into Cocolia talking to the Stellaron that was once on Jarilo-- nope. t̷h̵e̶y̸ ̴a̷r̸e̷ ̸l̴e̴a̶v̶i̸n̴g̴ ̶y̴o̸u̶ ̷b̸e̶h̷i̸n̴d̵ ̵j̵u̶s̶t̶ ̸l̴i̷k̶e̸ ̴K̴a̸f��k̶a̵ ̴d̴i̴d̴ He's hearing things. Ahaha!

Caelus thinks he can sense Xipe and Quilpoth trying to make contact with him, but everything just sounds like blaring static. Or that voice- T̴h̶e̵y̷ ̶d̸o̸n̶'̴t̶ ̶n̷e̵e̴d̶ ̶y̶o̸u̶ ̴C̸a̵e̴l̸u̶s̶,̷ ̷i̶f̶ ̸t̵h̴a̴t̵'̵s̷ ̵e̷v̴e̴n̸ ̵y̴o̸u̷r̵ ̶real n̶a̴m̷e̵.̴ Boy sits with his back resting against the rocky wall, knees folded up to his chest. Shaky hands come to cover his ears, a useless attempt to try and silence.. well, everything. No- he is Caelus. A member of the Astral Express. t̷h̴e̷ ̷E̵x̴p̶r̴e̶s̷s̷'̷ ̵N̷a̵m̸e̴l̴e̵s̸s̴ ̶w̸i̸l̸l̸ ̵r̵e̵p̶l̷a̶c̵e̷ ̸y̵o̴u̶ Hero of Belobog and the Underground. B̸e̸l̶o̵b̷o̸g̶ ̵l̸a̸b̷e̴l̸e̷d̶ ̴y̴o̷u̸ ̵a̵ ̷c̴r̴i̷m̵i̵n̷a̶l̷ Ally of the Xianzhou t̵h̶e̵ ̷X̴i̸a̶n̵z̶h̸o̵u̵ ̸h̵a̴t̷e̵s̵ ̴y̸o̸u̷.̵ ̸t̸h̴e̵y̵ ̴a̵r̷e̴ ̴t̴e̸r̶r̶i̷f̴i̵e̴d̵ ̷o̸f̴ ̶y̶o̴u̴.̸ Shareholder and Protector of Penacony P̴r̶o̵t̴e̶c̸t̸o̷r̸ ̵o̶f̶ ̸w̷h̷a̸t̷?̸ ̴Y̴o̶u̵ ̷l̷e̶t̶ ̵s̵o̶ ̵m̸a̸n̵y̷ ̵i̶n̷n̸o̷c̵e̷n̸t̸s̴ ̷d̶i̷e̷ ̸u̵n̷d̶e̶r̴ ̴y̵o̶u̷r̶ ̸s̶o̵ ̴c̶a̵l̸l̶e̵d̸ ̷p̵r̸o̷t̵e̴c̸t̷i̶o̵n̸---

Face lowers, hiding his pain from ( no one ) against his knees- pants wet, but not from the snow, as his eyes start to sting at the edges. He hates this. He hates being alone. He can't stand being by himself. Why? Why would they leave him alone? Why aren't they here yet? Where's their smiling faces, scolding him for going on an adventure by himself-- yeah.. by himself. He has no one to blame but himself. If anyone were to see his shoulders shaking, Caelus would blame it on the cold ( everyone knows a burning stellaron host can't get cold ). If anyone were to hear how broken his voice sounded, he'd blame it on his supplies having gone bad. If anyone were to see his tears, he'd blame it on the condensation. But everything else- he takes full blame for.

❛ ....... I want---- home....... pl...eas..e.. ❜

[thingswhatareawesome]

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[endlesslytired]

to finish this absolute madness I'm dealing with trying to put these together I give you the ones I forgot to add bc I lost them or didn't feel like worked right yet I still like, plus ones that I just had no place for at all. (aka solo topaz stuff)

bonusss, I wrote this very early on into playing hsr and realised this would be really neat to make in the maker. it's not much of a meme but a funny idea on stuff Kafka could have done.

prevus poast:

[orchid3a]

so today i woke up and thought about a crossover between corpse party and honkai star rail, i will elaborate in the tags <3

[y0noirs]

caelus / dan heng / march 7th Caelus doesn't have his own room on the Astral Express yet. Generally, that makes finding a place to sleep difficult. Thankfully, there are two people on the train that don't mind giving him a place to rest.

word count: 8302 characters: caelus, dan heng, march 7th tags: bed sharing, literal sleeping together, nightmares, warning for a panic attack after a nightmare notes: i started this fic before the twin au and only finished it like last night while half-asleep. i just think caelus should be cared for and pampered, preferrably by march and dan heng <3 anyway this features a few more personal headcanons of mine about caelus (namely that he belongs on malelivingspaces. stelle too btw)

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Kafka

[quimichi]

≡;- ꒰ °HOW THEY EAT YOU OUT ꒱ - MDNI

Pt. 1

TW: sexual content,

SUMMARY: how 6 hsr guys eat you out ♡

CHARACTERS: Argenti, Arlan, Aventurine, Blade, Boothill & Caelus x F!Reader

WORD COUNT: 812

Argenti

“Yes, that's it my rose. I don’t think i will ever get tired of this sight.”

Despite how he many times he's seen you like this - Argentis cheeks will flush a beautiful red and his chest is rising and falling quickly. You are utterly beautiful. His fingers pushe more slick out of you, and he can’t help but lean in to lap it up, humming at the taste of you along his taste buds that the movement grants him.

“Such a delightful taste....hah- is this all it takes to make yoi quiver?” he can't help but close his eyes as he buries himself deeper between your folds. You're ’re so sensitive. His fingers keep their pace and when you throb around his slender digits he can’t help but moan into you, he feels it just like you. “Don't be scared my love, as your boyfriend it's my duty to make you cum.”

Arlan - aged up!

“oh-!” he's doing all this for the first time, he can't help but be just as surprised with his actions like you. You have to bite your lip, he's way to cute right now, and does it way to well.

Arlans nose knocks against your clit a second later, followed by him lewdly slurping at the bundle of nerves like he’s kissing it better from the soreness.

He felt like he is on cloud nine and it only makes him feel even better when he feels you begin to tense. You're so close, he can feel it, and hear it. It’s almost immediate the way he feels your thighs begin to wrestle against him as you desperately try to close your legs at the pure pleasure.

“Gonna make you cum, gonna make you cum real good”

Aventurine

You feel the way he smiles against your pussy, teasingly. He knew he'd make you beg for it in under 5 minutes. “heh- now that was easy, wasn't it.” he sends another kiss against your clit, breathing heavy against your folds as his fingers move to spread you open, making more space for him. God, sometikes he just wants to shove his faces as deep as he can into your wet and warm pussy and stay there.

His eyes are on you the entire time, watching you with lidded eyes as he licks from bottom to top again, smirking like a mad man.

“Damn, loon at you darlin', all puddy in my hands."

Blade

“What did i tell you? Hold fucking still.” Blade grits his teeth. He pulls away from your wet cunt to glare up at you, lowkey makes you scared. You’re so close, so damn close, the last thing you want is him pulling away. With the last bit of self control you got left, you try your best not to squirm around. You know better than to disobey him.

He’s messy and merciless when he eats your pussy. Hes covered, nose to chin with your juices. He closes his lips around your clit, giving it a harsh suck. He’s exploring your pussy with his tongue before it’s swirling around your clit with the purpose of prolonging your blissful state, watching you with heavy eyes as he feels himself get turned on by the expression on your face. You can't help but whine, you want to cum.

"Patience...patience..."

Boothill

His arms wrapped around your thighs leaving you helplessly trapped in this sick game of him over stimming you till you can’t anymore. Tears couldn’t help but fall from your eyes as you begged him that it was just “t-too much”. But you weren’t convincing enough. After all your hips were bucking into his face when you were just so close to cumming again, leaving you whiny and breathless after each time.

Can't be to much when you're this needy — “f-fuck.. i c-can’tplease” your voice shaking, desperately you run your hands through his soft hair to pull him even closer despite your words.

“what a fucking liar you are...”

Caelus

The way his fingers come down on your clit, slapping the bud quickly, he stares at you from between your thighs. He’s watching the way your pussy swallows up two of his fingers.

“You truly are so pretty.” Caelus whispers almost love drunk. You feel too hot, you're sweating, like he’s worshipping you from where he’s resting on his knees at the end of the bed, leaving your hips to hang from the mattress so he can have you. He holds your thighs in his hands, gripping them hard so he can contain himself. He feels like hes getting mad, crazy at your taste. His tounge fucks itself in and out of your hole, almost like it has a mind on its own. His eyes roll back into his skull, is he liking this more than you?

"More, want more of you, pretty girl."

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