#cactus cat plush

[catschimericalcreations]

No Face Cactus Cat Plush made from Upcycled Beanie Babies by Cat’s Chimerical Creations

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[littlealienproducts]

Adorable Animal Accessories by afternoonfika

[magicalshopping]

♡ Prickly Purr Plush by Clover Puff ♡

[thingsthatsleep]

When I was younger, the only plant I could bring myself to get (in fear of it dying) was a cactus. This, I’ve been told, was perfect for something who was either very forgetful or was away from home a lot, two things that I was. After maybe 4-5 months the cactus died ( not entirely sure about the time frame.) I was always to worried about over watering that I never watered it at all. Love is violence

[cryptic-cries]

Newest cryptid plush, cactus cat

ID: a handmade plush of cat made out of a cactus, it is green with white yarn for spikes and purple felt flowers. It is on a bed with grey sheets and leaning against a black and white pillow. End ID

[acepalindrome]

Alternatives to Squishmallow

So as many of you have probably already heard, Jazwares, the company that produces Squishmallows, is donating to charities that support Israeli soldiers and the IDF. They’re also supporting Canary Mission, which has been doxxing people who speak out against Israel. BDS hasn’t called for a boycott against them, but I can’t in good faith spend my money on their products, and I would strongly encourage everyone who enjoys plushies to really think long and hard about if you want to give your money to a company that’s helping support genocide!

But the holidays are coming up, and lots of us enjoy plushies and were fans of Squishmallow, and were planning to give Squishmallows to friends and family this year.

Fortunately, there are a number of great plushie companies out there, and I want to promote some of my favorites in the hopes that folks will get their plushie fix from a source that doesn’t side with Israel. So without further ado:

Fluffnest

Fluffnest got their start on Kickstarter a few years ago, and I adore the round shapes of their PuffPal plushies! My favorite is Pete the Possum, which is probably the best possum plush I’ve ever seen. I’ve also got a beautiful moth from their Kickstarter and I’ve been wanting their bats for ages. They also recently had a Kickstarter for an Animal Crossing-esque video game featuring their plushie characters and it looks fantastic.

Squishables

I can’t get over the plague doctor plushies. They’re so perfect and cute, and they’ve released other variations of them called Alter Egos, like a ghostly version, an alien, or a really sweet cottagecore one! They’ve got a ton of variety, but what I like the most are the fantasy plushies. There’s a lich! There are dragons and demons! Cryptids! Biblically accurate angels! A lot of really fun stuff!

Also they do a lot of great charity work! Right now they’re doing an auction for the Food Bank of New York City.

AfternoonFika

AfternoonFika is a very small business of only three people, but their plushies are extremely cute. They tend to sell out fast, so I recommend following them on social media to stay on top of any restocks! They recently released a line of dinosaurs that are precious, and of course I love their iconic cactus cat and cinnamon bun bunny.

Jellycat

Jellycat has been around since 1999, so they’re the oldest of these companies. They’ve got great designs, a ton of variety, and a lot of their plushies are made to be cuddled on and not just displayed. All three of my tiny nephews sleep with a different stuffed dog from Jellycat. My mom has a sun and several succulents that she uses as decorations. There’s a little something for everyone who enjoys plushies!

If you have any other favorite companies I haven’t mentioned, feel free to add on! I’ve enjoyed Squishmallows for a while now and I’m sad to see their leadership coming out on the side that’s committing war crimes on a daily basis, but this is a good time to discover new favorite plushie companies! And remember, money speaks loudly. Even if BDS hasn’t called for a boycott of Jazwares, it sends a message when sales start dropping for companies that support genocide. It’s a small thing, but the little things we do can add up!

[impossibilitygirl]

I always love seeing the names of your ocs in the tags. No clue who these blorbos are, but I sure do know Estel's name

"but I sure do know Estel's name" <- average experience when interacting with me

Fr I'm glad you find it amusing agskdhsk I just love my OCs a lot!! Estel specifically holds a special place in my heart tho <3

[bee-whistler]

So as I mentioned, I have issues with visualization. As such, cat structure was, unsurprisingly, elusive. So I just said eff it and sketched up some pieces that would fit together. They did, everything lined up admirably.

Then I stuffed it. Brace yourself. I knew it would be hilarious but

I feel like I just sewed one of Jumba’s rejects. Now bear in mind that this exercise was meant to help my brain understand how flat pieces would wrap around the form and how they would work proportionally, so that I could make adjustments, so it’s not a failure… as far as my intentions are concerned.

But it’s also an alien cat-ferret so there’s that.

Tinkering with the facial design method used for the squonk, I attempted a cat. This shows promise… in fact, WAY more promise than it should because my crippling inability to manipulate objects in my head means that I expected the lower jaw to be round and wide. I kid you not somehow I honestly thought a strip in this shape:

folded and sewn to itself, would end up round. So by sheer DUMB LUCK I have this catlike face.

I need to get some rest, man. I have no idea how to make the rest of the cat rn anyway.

[ollieneedstherapy]

D.A.M.N crew head cannons

-As a kid Damien would stay up late and read under the covers

-Huxley’s moms names are Jade and Ruby, both are earth elementals

-Gavin’s go to slushee is Pinà Colada and blue raspberry

-Freelancer’s loves reading, they’re the kind of person who has a new book every few days

-Gavin loves to have freelancer sleep on his left side and have Caelum on his chest, he sleeps on the right side of the bed which is the closest to the door

-every night for years Lasko would text all his friends good morning and good night texts, he only stopped after the intervention

-Huxley is one of the people who can do the Alphabet backwards, he did it so much as a kid, he struggles to sing it forward

-Damien had seen basically every studio Ghibli film, after a hard day he’d make sure no one else was home and cry while watching Howls moving Castle

-Huxley can carry everyone in the easily (is this one cannon??)

-Freelancer owns a plush for everyone in the group, Damien’s is Calcifer, Lakso’s is a d20, Huxley is a cactus, Gavin’s is a dick, Gavin’s is a slushee cup

-Caelum, when he can’t sleep will check on all of his charges four or five times to make sure they’re safe

-Freelancer loves to sing ‘Freeze your Brain’ to Gavin, he has no clue what it’s from or the meaning but he’s happy his Deviant is happy

-Gavins super allergic to pollen, during the spring this guys dying

-Lakso can and will rap old English for his students, he can not rap in normal English

-Huxley got everyone in the group Stanley’s for Christmas because he knows none of them drink enough water, and they’d feel bad if they didn’t use the gift

-Gavin, in his true form, has strips on his back and thighs, when Freelancer and him have…fun, they like to trace them

-Lakso drinks enough caffeine to kill a horse, some of his students keep track of how many energy drinks he drinks in their class alone (The most is 4 and a half)

-Damien has owned 4 cats, 3 dogs, 17 gold fish, and 6 Guinea pigs before he started high school

-He was also homes schooled till he started year 8

-Freelancer and Lakso meet up twice a month, just them, to watch shitty K-dramas

-Caelum doesn’t understand popcorn, when Gavin and freelancer have a movie night with him, he spends like ten minutes just asking about how popcorn works

[ask-the-demigods-and-co]

Here’s what I’d get all you guys for Christmas!! (Nico and Will last cause you save the best for last)

Percy - blueberry flavored candy canes, Hammerhead shark plushy, and a new skateboard

Annabeth - Limited edition copy of the odyssey and Iliad, honey flavored chapstick and a bottle of olive oil

Grover - A can of ginger ale, a potted cactus and a beanie

Leo - A screwdriver set, a dragon plushy and a bottle of hot sauce

Jason - A cleaning cloth for your glasses, a wolf plushy, and a leather bracelet

Piper - Lipstick taser, new surfboard and a poison ring

Rachel - Acrylic paint pens, craft scissors, and a set of oil paints

Thalia - Doc Martins, body spray from lush, and a new quiver

Hazel - Colored pencils, a horse plush, and death and decay perfume from lush (smells like jasmine)

Frank - A set of checkers, soy milk (so you can still have milk and cookies) and a fuzzy blanket

Tyson - Toy horse set, a set of screwdrivers and a chocolate Santa

Reyna - A hairbrush with a knife in the handle, combat boots and a watch (plus dog treats)

Will - Honey flavored chapstick, a deck of cards, Star Wars pajamas, a cat plushy and a nice soft sweater

Nico - A deck of mythomagic cards, a shaped pomegranate coin purse, a Cerberus plushy, chocolate, and a bracelet of some kind

"BLUE FOOD??? AND A SHARK??? AND A SKATEBOARD??? THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE BEST!!!" -Percy

"LImited Editions???? my dyslexia glasses are gonna hate me after reading those ones!! thank you so much!" -Annabeth

"Oh my gosh you got me a can, a plant, AND a beanie? that's so kind of you!" -Grover

"HOT SAUCEEEE LET'S GOOOOOO AND NEW TOOLS??? AND A FESTUS PLUSHIE??????" -Leo

"The wolf plushie is crazy I kind of love it though, and a cleaner for my glasses? how thoughtful! And I'll always keep this bracelet with me!" -Jason

"A lipstick taser???? that's so cool!! and a poison ring? I've always wanted one of those! I can't wait to use the surfboard too!" -Piper

"Oh my gosh you got me art stuff?? that's incredible! thank you so much I can't wait to use all of these!" -Rachel

"I've been needing a new pair of doc Martens for so long now!! thank you!! and a body spray?? girl you know how to pick a scent because thats incredible, and a new quiver! thank you!!" -Thalia

"This perfume smells amazing!!! and I can't wait to use these colored pencils with some art paper Frank got me! and the plushie will stay on my bunk forever!! thank you!!" -Hazel

"You got me checkers?? I love that game!! the soy milk is actually very thoughtful of you, thank you! and the fuzzy blanket feels amazing!" -Frank

"New screwdrivers? and horsies? AND SANTA?????" -Tyson

"Oh my gosh this hairbrush is incredible! the concealed knife?? genius! and the boots are super high quality too! thank you for all of it, the dog treats as well!" -Reyna

"STAR WARS PJ'SS???? AND A SOFT SWEATER??? Ugh and I just ran out of my last chapstick too, this is perfect! and I can teach Nico how to play BS now with the card deck!! also the cat plushie is so cute, thank you so much this means so much to me!!" -WIll

"Oh my gods mythomagic cards?? I've been meaning to start collecting them again, I just haven't had the time!! this is all so lovely, too! the coin purse, the plushy, the chocolate, the bracelet, all of it! thank you, I really mean it. this is amazing." -Nico

[marokra]

The circus was quiet, after the dinner. Far too quiet. So quiet, that the recently-dubbed Geminitay was left alone with her thoughts. Which, for the record, was not a very favorable situation given the dangers of mentally spiraling in the digital plane.

She hoped that this was some sort of messed up nightmare. That she’d wake up in a cold sweat, and return back to her dead-end job. A job she hated, really, but she’d rather take that over this.

Gem pinched her arm, and then held her hands in front of her face. Yep. Not a dream.

She sighed and pulled up a mental checklist. Pretending this was a dream would get her nowhere. Might as well begin to process it all, right?

Can’t leave? check.

Trapped in a body that is most definitely not her own? check.

New name because her memory got messed up and she can’t remember any of the important details of her life? check.

Yep. All the signs were there. This was Geminitay’s own personal nightmare, and she was stuck living in it.

Earlier today when she went to check on Ren, Martyn had called this place Hell. and Gem was starting to think he was right. Everything she had seen today, The Void (with the eyes so many eyes that were all watching they were watching-), The Circus that was covered in deceivingly happy colors, the abstracted (unnatural, horrifying, dangerous) form of the so-called “Red King”, the fact that she couldn’t even remember her own damn name-

Not to mention how that “exit” from earlier seemed to be mocking her. Laughing at her feeble attempts to escape. And hell, if Gem’s theories were right, said “exit” was the thing that drove Ren to insanity. The thing the ringmaster had created to try and appeal to everyone’s desire for a way out drove one of his own to Insanity. Pretty messed up if you asked her.

Gem sighed, sinking down into the chair. Honestly, she should have expected this. You can’t be that surprised when the circus’s ringmaster is an AI that has no foresight.

A similar sigh was heard next to her, and she whipped around to see Scott sitting on the floor, the two making eye contact for a moment before he looked away. The plush glanced her beady button eyes to the side, and sure enough, Martyn was sitting across from her. Right. She wasn’t alone. This was fine.

She should say hi, right? She barely knew these people, hell, she had just met them, but it wouldn’t hurt to say hi. This was awkward. The silence was awkward. She was awkward. The tension could easily be cut with a knife. So, Gem did the most logical and reasonable thing to do in this situation. She grabbed the knife and started cutting.

“soooo. What’s the deal with Scar and Grian?” Worst icebreaker ever, Gem! this is the worst one you’ve ever used in your entire life! And sure, you can’t remember most of your life, but still!

Scott seems a bit caught off guard at the question, but recovers quickly. He plucks a star out of his hair, twirling it between his fingers absentmindedly. “Nobody knows. There’s been theories, yeah, but we’ve never figured out what’s going on with those two. Something about a previous adventure. A desert monopoly and a cactus ring, we’ve gathered that much.” the celestial replies, not bothering to spare a glance at Gem as he answers the question.

Martyn sighs. “Scar’s been making sad wet cat eyes at our,” he pauses to do air quotes. “‘ringmaster’ ever since we were thrown into this mess.” The marionette adjusts his position on the bean bag chair, sinking down to Gem’s eye level. “If you’re asking me, i’m tired of it.”

“So something happened with a past adventure and now they’re being all weird about it?” Gem tilts her head slightly, celebrating a little in her mind. You managed to start a conversation with the worst icebreaker known to man! Score!

“They’ve been weird about it for years, but sure, let’s go with that.” the marionette shrugs.

“Maybe it’s trauma. With Scar, at least. Not sure about Grian, is it even possible to traumatize AI?”

“Oh no no no,” A previously unseen jester poked her head over the edge of the balcony above, earning a surprised screech from Gem. “Grian isn’t an AI. He’s human. from our world.” the jester—Pearl, Gem’s mind supplied—hummed.

“Wait, what? but i thought he was-” She felt something hit her plushy body, glancing over to see that Scott had flicked a star into the side of her head. Ow.

“A lot of us thought that, when we first arrived here,” He paused, “Mainly because of his involvement with the circus itself. But over time, his more human mannerisms became glaringly obvious. I’m honestly surprised you haven’t noticed yet.”

“No AI starts wars for no reason.” Martyn commented. “And no AI has an inexplicable fear of being watched.”

“He started wa-??”

“-AI don’t take in other circus members as their own either!” Pearl cuts her off mid-sentence, the jester’s bells jingling as she jumps down from the tower, landing a bit to the right of Gem with an unceremonious fwoomph. “Grian saw us as family, siblings even, when we arrived. Well, me and Jimmy anyways.” Her voice drops to a low whisper, her uncovered eye darting around, making sure that nobody was eavesdropping. “Which was why he was so devastated when Jimmy. uh. abstracted.”

Gem could only nod. She noticed Martyn and Pearl have some silent communication for a moment, Martyn’s expression asking if he could continue. Pearl nodded, and the marionette turned back to Gem.

“It was something we hadn’t dealt with before. Nobody knew how to handle it. we didn’t even know it was possible.” Martyn added, frowning as he did so. The plush deer glanced over at Pearl, who sat in silence. Her gaze returned to Martyn.

“We tried everything we could to bring him back. Nothing worked.” Scott took in a deep breath before he continued. “He became too dangerous. People were getting glitched out left and right. The circus was a mess. And we had to put Jimmy in the cellar because of it.”

Well. That’s quite a bombshell to drop on somebody. Gem couldn’t even begin to imagine what everyone in the circus has gone through. And judging by Scott’s voice and the amount of crossed out portraits in the hall of doors, Jimmy was hardly the only one. Just how easy is it to lose your mind in the digital plane? How easy would it be for Gem to lose her mind? To actively harm the people she’s stuck with, no mercy involved? To be seen as a threat, and get thrown in a cellar with countless others? To experience a fate worse than death? She had to be careful. She had to be careful to never get too close, to always keep tabs on her mind. Because she’d never know when someone would get “abstracted.” She’d never know when she loses someone until it’s too late. She’d never know when she loses herself. Just one more thing to add to the list of reasons why she hates this place-

“Hello! Earth to Gem! Yoo-hoo! Hi! Hello!”

Pearl’s hand was flying in and out of Gem’s vision. The plush shakes her head. Better snap out of it. Dwelling in the possibilities would only make everything worse. Plus, this wasn’t even about her! This was about Jimmy!

“Right! Sorry. What were you saying?” Gem tilts her head as much as her stuffed animal body would let her. Which wasn’t much.

Martyn sighed. “As i was saying, Abstraction has become pretty normal for us nowadays. Yeah, I was a little bit caught off guard by Ren-“

“Extremely caught off guard.” Pearl chimes in.

“Extremely caught off guard, but someone getting abstracted is far from abnormal at this point. We’re used to it.”

“Mm.” Gem nods. “So, Jimmy was the first, right?”

“Yeah. Canary call, first to fall, forever caged in different walls and all that. That’s what They say about it anyways.” The marionette shrugs.

“Who’s They?”

A pause. Pearl, Scott, and Martyn immediately tense. A deafening silence blanketed the room, all eyes on the deer who asked the question.

A few seconds pass.

“Soooo, who wants to go drown in the digital lake?” Scott panickedly proposes. He glances behind himself, seemingly trying to make sure nothing was Watching him.

“Ahaha, I sure do love drowning! Come on guys let’s go like right now-” Pearl blurts out, a fake laugh tumbling from her lips.

Martyn nods. “I can’t wait to go dr-aha-own, byegemseeyoulater-”

The trio of circus members all but ran out of the tent, leaving Gem alone in a confused daze.

“Huh.” Weird.

[catschimericalcreations]

Faceless Cactus Headed Plush made from Modified TY Beanie Babies by Cat’s Chimerical Creations

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[ask-the-bombberry-au]

the silly maggot?

i gave her a cactus :(((

and a cat photo :(

Asmi: "I doesn't have that stuff.."

She mumbles her words while holding her crocodile plush.

// Wrong blog! You gave those to @the-chaotic-drones //

[alinalioness]

Surprise for Alina FINAL:Gifts.

Alina's birthday has arrived. The heroes celebrated in the theater together with Alina's parents, singing monsters, animatronics, tims and costumes.

Natalya:I am glad that Alina will have a wonderful gift.

Sergey:Me too.

Alina is sitting with her eyes closed with an exciting smile.

Furcon:Are you worried?

Alina:Very.

Mammott:Don't worry, patience is the main thing.

Cristine:It's already done!

PomPom:Open your eyes!

When Alina opened her eyes, she was delighted to see a large rainbow cake on their theme. Her friends held and carried him singing a song.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Alina Happy birthday to you.

The heroes immediately put the cake on, while Balan and Lance raised Alina to the level of a candle in the form of fifteen.

Wander:(Happily) Come on, Alina, (Takes out the camera, which remains) we're filming.

Alina blew out the candle with a smile and everyone applauded, having managed to take a picture, while two maestros lowered her to the ground.

Carlin:And now, the gifts!

The girls are carrying a pink box with a purple, blue and pink ribbon to Aline. When Alina opened it, she was glad to see the bracelet in her and the girls' palette.

Alina:(Happily) A bracelet on the theme of us.

Cristine:It's a memory of us.

Kikoriki bring Alina a plush round rabbit with a daisy, a cactus decorated with candy wrappers, a statue in the form of a feather, a pink comb, a souvenir in the form of a pumpkin with a worm, a souvenir of piano keys around a note, a stretcher, a globe and finger lanterns.

Alina:(Happily) It's just like you. (Everyone was handing out gifts and it was the turn of her close friends BWW. She immediately opened 14 gifts with a smile) A mask, a water pistol, a basket, a dolphin bracelet, a brooch with butterfly, a wooden bird, a plush cat, a book of rules of chess games, a snow globe, a music box... (Music is playing "Together") from my favorite song, the picture where Leo and Emma and I go to the wonderworld, a box with a medical and a a cleaning vest. It's like you're in their place.

Irina:We have prepared a gift for you too.

She and Max give Alina origami in the form of a pink lioness holding a heart.

Alina:(Happily) Thank you.

Balan:But that's not all, because there is still one gift.

When he clicked his finger, a new world with the icon 13 appears near chapters 2 and 11. The platform was decorated with lilac walls stained with paints, caramel trees with cotton candy instead of leaves and figurines.

Alina:(Happily) I have my own world.

Emoji:(Happily) And our new home.

Balan:So what are we standing for? Forward.

Everyone immediately enters Alina's stage and admires her beauty. The lands were separated and platforms were flying. Each one was pink, blue, yellow and green.

SpongeBob:How very nice it is here.

Thump Pink:(She tries the barrel) And the trees are made of caramel.

Thump Brown:(Trying cotton candy) And cotton candy instead of leaves.

Bon Bon:And the walls are merrily stained with paints.

Jester Jump:(Jumps to the figures) And figures!

Alina:(Happily) I don't even know what song I'm going to have.

Leo, Emma, Fiona, Haoyu, Attilio and Bruce came up to her.

Leo:No need to guess, we've already thought it through.

Emma:Only the new costumes need to be shown.

14 friends stood in one place and everything went out while the spotlight was shining on them.

Alina:(Happily) I know.

Song "Together" from BWW.

[Leo, Fiona and Haoyu]

When we're together, feels so right

[Emma, Attilio and Bruce]

When we're together, it's nice

[Alina]

This is the place where I can be totally

[Alina, Leo, Emma, Fiona, Haoyu, Attilio and Bruce]

Honest

When we're together, feels so right

When we're together, it's nice

Now one can take your place, yeah you know that much is true, oh

It's you

After the song, everyone applauded.

Fiona:We are glad that we liked it ourselves.

Haoyu:Very much so.

Alina:This is the best birthday ever.

Later, the characters ate cake and talked.

Krash:It was a great birthday. We need to arrange it somewhere else.

SpongeBob:But in fact, it's true that the gifts are us. Friends.

Alina:And of course...

Heroes:Together, stronger, hurray!

To be honest, I felt a lot of empathy about the very first post of the rules when I noticed "Personal". Don't worry about not having time (I'm talking about fan art), this is normal. I'm just empathizing.

Happy birthday to me!!!

[absolutedaisy]

my plushies off the top of my head

-6 squishmallows (griffin, cat, bulldog, raccoon, cactus, owl)

-like several various cats dogs wolves foxes etc at least 20

-peter le bat! to match my friends platypus peter le plat

-the moth of many names

-zoey the cougar, mouthface the shark cat, ricky the purple kitty, noel the shiba inu, janey the kitty, and several other musically named animals

-lactose the buttercat

-pokemon plushies! (Eevee, charmander, lycanroc, pancham, teddiursa, chimchar, turtwig, piplup, chikorita, rowlet)

-jellicle jellycat

-tiny crocheted ocean rosenberg

-one very old plush dog

[cutelittleriot]

More incorrect quotes and fun facts about my isekaied as sanemi idea

Sanemi doesn't like alcohol due to well his dad and he just didn't care for it in his past life the only thing he drank was a long Island ice tea mixed with coke and even then they jsut prefer regular coke so they don't bother drinking but if someone were to sneak in some alcohol his tolerance is very low.

If he got drunk he would just be babbling things in English.

Tengen sometimes spikes his drink when the hashiras go out to eat

Sanemi always knows due to his sensitive af taste buds so sometimes he jsut acts drunk so he can act like a gen z person and not have to worry

He doesn't get along with shinjuro for obvious reasons but does get along with senjuro.

Though he did make senjuro cry on accident becuase of his scary face. He did apologize to senjuro and rengoku and rengoku understands as sanemi has told him that children are often scared of his face

Sanemi and muichiro have had staring contests surprisingly the win rate is 50 50 each becuase of nemis autistic stare

Sanemi when he was a kid sung cluster by slipknot to his siblings (in English of course) he didn't tell them what it meant.

He has also taught that song to senjuro he has no regrets. He also taught him cooking by the book feat Lil John remix again no regrets he is a hilarious menace

He wants a pet like really bad he wants either a dog or a lizard probably either a bearded dragon or a leopard gecko. He might get one when muzan is dead if he isn't dead by that time.

For a dig breed he would either want a pitbull a boxer or a Caucasian Shepard dog as they are big af and were used to hunt bears and are sometimes used as guard dogs in prisons in Russia. He wants something scary but loveable.

One time tengen fell down some stairs. The other hashira have never seen sanemi laugh so hard before that he was crying and wasn't making any noises as he laughed. Sanemi could only think of the video of Peter falling down the stairs when he saw that as tengen was swearing as he feel down.

Sanemi is debating growing out his hair he likes it short as it doesn't get in the way of fighting but he might grow it out when muzan is dead as he did have long hair in his past life. He might also get a mohawk like genyas cause he thinks they are cool.

In their past life genya was the sole reason they love Mohawks.

In their past life they had alot of sanemi and genya merchandise along with some zenitsu rengoku akaza merchandise jsut some plushies and mini figs nothing big.

They had a sanemi plush army.

If sanemi were to ever become a demon by some random ass chance he would terrorize muzan like absolute crazy with pictures of nsfw yorrichi x muzan

He would even warm him "Bro I'm trying to save you some trauma don't look into my head"

1 minute later

Muzan:*is on the floor crying*

Sanemi:I warned ya

Sanemi can sing the entire 150 pokerap easily

He writes down major events jsut in case he frogets.. he writes them down in English in case someone sees

MORE INCORRECT QUOTES

Shinobu: What do we say when making bread?

Uzui, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Shinobu: And what do we NOT say?

Sanemi, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Sanemi: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, muzan, are a fucking cactus.

Obanai: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Sansmi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Obanai: ...

Obanai: You mean ring bearER, right?

Sanemi: ...

Obanai: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Rengoku: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Sanemi: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Giyuu: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Sanemi: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Giyuu: Yes.

Sanemi: You're ugly.

Giyuu: Tone indicator?

Sanemi: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

Giyuu: I’m Giyuu. I’m an accountant.

Sanemi: I’m Sanemi. I have a knife.

Giyuu: Sanemi, what are you doing?

Sanemi: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Obanai: You could always take it out and count it.

Sanemi: Where’s the fun in that?

Tanjiro: Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Sanemi: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Sanemi: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Obanai: …

Sanemi: …I get confused sometimes.

Obanai: Me too.

Sanemi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Genya: You and me!

Sanemj: *tearing up* Ok.

Sanemi: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Rengoku: Isn’t that just killing people?

Sanemi: Ah, technically.

Sanemi: I have an idea.

Uzui: A good idea?

Sanemi: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Sanemi, grinning: I have a knife!

Obanai: Put it down, Sanemi.

Sanemi: Make me! *sprints away*

Inosuke: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Sanemi: What?

Inosuke: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Zenitsu: What happened to your nose?

Sanemi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Sanemi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Sanemi: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Sanemi, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Sanemi taught him this one

Genya: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Genya: That's why I own TEN guns.

Genya: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Sanemi: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Sanemi: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Sanemi: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Sanemi, opening a Capri Sun becuase they hate alcohol: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Sanemi: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Sanemi: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Sanemi:the only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable.....and assault with a deadly weapon

Sanemi: Here's two facts about me.

Sanemi: 1. I hate hot people.

Sanemi: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

Sanemi: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Sanemi: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Sanemi: Hello friends!

The hashira:

Sanemi: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Sanemi: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Shinobu, muichiro, gyomei: *spinning a little and talking*

Sanemi,uzui,and rengoku: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Mitsuri: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Uzui: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Obanai: Waking up in the morning.

Sanemi: Waking up.

Shinobu: Waking up in the morning...

Shinobu: And seeing giyuu

Giyuu: Hey! Rude!!

Uzui: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Muichiro: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Obanai: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Shinobu: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Rengoku: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Sanemi: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

Uzui: A mouse!

Shinobu, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.

Rengoku, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!

Mitsuri, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Muichiro, gasping: It's Ratatouille!

Sanemi: His name is Remi, dummy.

Uzui: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Sanemi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Rengoku, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Sanemi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Gebya: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Sanemi:

Sanemi: I appreciate it,

Sanemi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Rengoku: sanemi

Sanemj: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Obanai: Sanemi we gotta-

Sanemi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Sanemi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Sanemi, motioning to kokushibo: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Muichiro: Look guys, I need help.

Mitsuri: Love help?

Rengoku: Financial help?

Gyomei: Emotional help?

Sanemi: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at sanemi*

Sanemi: What?

Ok so that's all for now and here is what I'm gonna do

I will allow a QnA yall post your questions I will wait a while and then I will post answers if there will be spoilers I will just say sorry spoilers

I will be taking questions from ao3 quotev and wattpad as that's where I post my stories

And I might start working on this story soon as soon as I'm done with another oneshot. It involves kaigaku and a demon queen oc I am writing it jsut for my own personal pleasure and no it's not nsfw or smut .