Second verse, same as the first a little bit louder and a little bit worse! Malikai. He/They. 22yo trans dude with an amazing husband, an awesome kid, and lots of time to kill. future bookstore owner and possibly RRT. Back on my bullshit! Now with Adult!
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My back just cracked and I feel like my brain did that iPhone thing where it just shuts down for a second randomly and you think it died, but then it just goes back to your Lock Screen and it’s fine
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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken
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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy
tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys
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Me and all my mutuals ❤️❤️❤️
Me and who
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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
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plum island - waterparks
Might redo this one later, my handwritting sucks :/
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I sketched Jensen real quick. Been a minute.
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The supernatural/hatchetfield crossover that lives in my head but I will never write revolves around a kind social worker who meets Dean when he’s a teenager (and she’s dressed a little out of date but Dean thinks the jacket is cool anyway) and she calls herself Miss Holiday and she’s the only person who ever looked at the bruises on Dean’s arm and responded to his werewolf wisecrack by saying “most werewolves I know don’t typically grab someone like that” (with a look that leads Dean to believe she might actually know some werewolves) and she helps Dean get settled in at school while he’s staying at Sonny’s and years later he asks Sonny about how she’s doing and finds out she died (nothing he can investigate because she was stabbed by some crazy guy who’s kid she’d been helping at the time) and even more years pass and he sort of forgets about the redhead
Until he passes through Hatchetfield and stops in Miss Retro’s Dinner (c’mon Cas we have to check it out just look at the place) and he sees a strikingly familiar woman who looks exactly (exactly) the same as he remembers and she’s calling herself Miss Holloway
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Wait did something happen today?
any time you find yourself believing there’s a secret version of anything you must take a step back and ask yourself. did i take my meds today. this is of course untrue for supernatural
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lol
#SPNCHI 2024 | Main Panel | video
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Currently my favorit Destiel gif! It makes me laugh
Dean: Just do it, Cas. Come on!
Cas: Well, okay then *sigh*
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○ Therapy
● Watching Destiel in 12.10 'Lily Sunders has Some Regrets'
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Ughhhhhhhhhhh whyyyyyyy
Lumbar puncture successful! 🙌🏻
Definitely have some issues going on, but I feel fantastic at the moment! The headache is probably gonna hit me like a semi in about an hour lol
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